yes, i have a line of mind to you pass into the line of life. loop, happiness, lucky. where am i? lie down, let's look at the threat. here she is. well , there's nothing. will you live for a long time? so here it is, but your line of fate is also bad, not love. never mind, black hole, black hole. come on, perlergy, hand, just yours. i'm not talking about this. i get out of here. are you kidding? am i seriously in another business? he understood? what's like this one, huh? th-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah dreams of joy well done, i'm done.

artists who are often shown on television, of course, they recognize them on the street, but they come up to them, say hello, sometimes take selfies with them. well, our people are mostly polite and friendly. they are not rude. well, sometimes a person will say. oh, but on tv , you look much better than in life, well, it's not often three times a day, but no more, and sometimes a person will come up and say that you haven't been seen on tv for a long time. i say, you were just yesterday not a fig, i watched you didn't have it there. well, you can’t

argue, true. well, it happens that some the granny will come up about 80 years old with a hook still in the hacklelet 10 and says. oh, we love you so. i love your stories since childhood, there are some funny cases, hotels in the city of perm, two guys came up to me. one said, you are not andrey dementiev by chance. i say no. he says, well, you see, and you say, izmay. izmailov, we were once sitting at the baku airport waiting for a plane to moscow, a girl came up to us, a young, pretty girl, and asked us for autographs. well, we put on so much air, because after all, she is pretty young, and she added my grandmother. so kobzon loves you said before, at least they talked about mom. once zadornov told me such a hmm funny story. he was one of the guests from somewhere he drove by

car. vasily palcha. aksyonov’s snakes are our writers, who then only returned to russia in the ninetieth year and did not even know that zadornov was so famous with us, which means the writer and he says, we are driving along rublyovka , a traffic cop stops us and i think, well, now i i'll show you how famous i am here. i leaned out the window. he tells me documents. show me more, please. poked his head from the window. he says that you stick out, i immediately recognized you. i can't stand fame. you know, i once stood at the cheryomushkinsky market. the boy came up to me and said. oh, uncle's face is familiar. i just can’t remember where i’m talking from, well , remember, you were selling potatoes at the cheryomushkinsky market. once we were standing with the people's artist of russia vyacheslav voynarovsky on the street near my house , talking about something, but i must say that at that

time. the people's artist also worked part-time at the petrosyan theater and played miniatures. and they have there was a miniature with stepanenko, a parody of such a good night, kids, and suddenly some kid runs up and says. oh, uncle, i recognized you, you portrayed piggy on tv, we sadly said on the wanted list. here comes glory. once i was on an airplane. went to the toilet. there are three women in line. i became the fourth first to turn the stones and said, we let you skip the line. i say, why is she talking, out of respect for your talent. imagine me perversions to my talent, they let you skip the toilet line once a girl came up to me, handed me a book of bobbins and said, please sign, arkady mikhailovich. i realized that she immediately confused me from bobbins and sarkan, i signed at the same level.

she asked semyon altov and said, thank you semyon altovich. i realized that we are for her as the chinese are for the europeans. all in one face. i performed in budapest nu in front of a russian-speaking audience. naturally, and then in the afternoon i somehow walk along the street along the square, there are street cafes from one table. a man is seen rising that he is a local hungarian coming up to me in tolerable russian, he says, i recognized you, i studied in moscow, i worked in moscow, i generally love you russian comedians. here i love you more, zadornov and izmailov well , you know one more such case quite recently, in the semi-darkness of the evening, a drunk man came up to me and said. do you want ladies in the face? i honestly said, i do not want to, he said, well, whatever you want and went on, that's all. well, of course, they recognize the people

who appear on television and this artist, who will now take the stage artists and writers, too, of course, recognize him, we recognized him. uh, in the ninety-eighth year, when there was, uh, a competition for entertainers, and he performed a monologue that he himself wrote and , of course, with this monologue with this performance. he did it so well that he became the laureate of this competition and today he is well, one of the most popular, the most famous and, in my opinion , the most talented sergey drobotenko communicates in social networks, this is a special art, went on a

business trip. i won’t write about it, otherwise all sorts of peasants will come to chekhov’s house, 15, apartment 43. third floor, fifth entrance, but the door is not locked. dear friends, artists , after all, life is very similar to gypsies, we have gypsies all our lives roaming the cities and hanging. and so, when you are, far from home in a foreign land. well, what to do while there is no performance. everyone has their own story. i will tell you about my hobbies and hobbies on tour. eh, i never tire of being surprised by the imagination of our russian people. it appears everywhere to take at least the name of shops in

different cities in tula opened a distillery. well, more precisely, the name for the wine and vodka is not to come up with the eternal call. so often you drive along the highway near some grocery stores, mostly female names predominate in the names valentina olga, but one store just shocked me vika around the clock. i dream of looking at this field worker. in addition, i really like to look at interesting funny monuments in different cities. in many cities. there is such a highlight that the locals are proud of, which attract tourists. recently they put in st. petersburg monument to the invisible man. a pedestal, but nothing on top, that is, a great idea for the whole country they call from the center, where did the budget money go? in addition, i really

like in different cities in cafes in restaurants. well, as a rule, at the hotel where you live, read the menu and say these crazy names of dishes that sometimes our russian imagination will come up with. yes , sometimes you don’t even need to invent them. russia is a very national country. each nation has, as a rule, its own national dish. and you don't remember one thing, i come to buryatia in ulan-ude. well, i didn't know. that the buryats have such a national dish buryat poses? this is something like manti before this trip word poses. i associated, but not with the culinary delights before the concert, the girl journalist, languidly. sergey asks have you tried the buryat poses. this is funny to you. i blushed. he said i had no one to be with. as for

the masterpieces of the menu, e, the collection began in the city of barnaul, where i came across a salad with a unique name miner's smile pork boomerang. how quickly does she return? we list is possible. sudden shot after i tasted it in the afternoon. forever at the concert was in wild tension. we are somehow with the team. before the concert, we went to a cafe for lunch, and i had the imprudence to order borscht. a waitress girl comes and brings

delicious borscht in a pot. i ate it all back, the waitress sees that we liked everything, shines and says such a phrase, after which the team falls to the floor. and i feel like a boy from kindergarten , the girl asked you to change the pot. except this my friends i like very much. when traveling around the country, look out the window of a car or train for signs to different settlements. sometimes such specimens come across, you think an honest mother, but in honor of which the hobby began many years ago. uh, it turns out next to the city, ivanovo, there is a village with a terrific name, the village sucks. and now, since then, i began to take pictures of all these funny names. i have a record holder. this is the sverdlovsk region. there all these villages go somehow

in pairs, upper pyshma lower pyshma new lala. i dream of looking at the old one, we were in kirov in the vicinity. and when i come to these parts, i remember, well, probably the funniest story that i have ever been told from a small village to kirov a minibus minibus is going dad and son to a son of five years old the boy is exhausted dad, well, soon kirov soon soon the minibus will get up at the crossing waiting for the train outside the window, the steppe cows graze, and then a bull-calf is attached to one of the boxes behind. the boy naturally reacts alive. and what he does? the minibus stopped, the flies stopped buzzing. and in this ringing silence, dad betrayed his son, and he looks how far to kirov

we are going somehow to smolensk along the highway, i see the roadside pointing to one village. we immediately stopped because the driver was having a seizure. i then made inquiries on wikipedia indeed. there is such a yellow village, mostly god's grandmother dandelions well , my friends, i will voice it to you the way i understood it for the first time. is there anyone? that's not all. well , maybe our man with his seething fantasy calmly pass by such a gift is there anyone? of course, someone attributed it below with a marker. once upon a time if the russian fantasy had

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and now i invite our favorite singer to the stage, which we often have in our humorous programs. she is the daughter of a famous singer. it can be said like this the creative dynasty of the singer was our export in soviet times. he traveled all over the world. as our russian

souvenir, he sang folk songs and wore a chic suit. behind him was a whole orchestra of folk instruments, also in stunning costumes. in general, it was such an export version of our artist and my daughter followed in his footsteps. she received an award at a competition, e russian channel, the competition was called people's artist. after that, the whole country recognized her. and we were happy to invite her before the competition and now after the competition famous. she never fails us charming. beautiful young, energetic and very pretty personally, marina devyatova to me

. boots for russian accordions, pick up a chair and spoons glorified the frame, now almost forgotten by guitars lives, but still not funeral, alive. oh, you, the davidali told us to come, inarika and darid are burning for us. you are naida, the name of the regalia, they hate us on deduku.

we look like fun, love too, it can't be. so do not look, finished work, saturday came again and you and i obviously hey dance was given by my cordial antiquity, but the eternal factory kolkhoz funny and serious e redavida. you burn, burn to us, you give me a darid, you burn the shores with a city. you give give us handed over. to us

kadree my cordial antiquity, but the eternal factory kolkhoz funny and laughing now almost forgotten by guitars lives, but still not submissive, the shots lit up alive. have you lost? handed over to us handed down by david you give david

come burns to us and david to us and david to us. grandmothers grandmothers grandmothers old women, grandmothers, grandmothers ears on top two grannies talking one says, do you remember how beautiful we were in our youth, like me. and now we're old and scary, like you. but i think that svetlana rozhkova and natalya korosteleva will tell you about different grannies better than me. it is necessary to push for four gave birth. i already did it, well

, they degenerated my boat. what a sleepy stroller this is, how can your daughter show my slavik now nina vasilievna my daughter is hooked on your slavik, this is my daughters clinging to him. my daughter, by the way, she graduated from the conservatory, she is, among other things , the conductor of a symphony orchestra. she is slavik just a gorishnik, he will help with chopsticks, the thing is, it’s not new, it’s strong that you wave katya’s stick depends , whether slavik’s music will sound , it depends on you eating sticks. breed to live your something? well, because in our look at his mind. look at

the intelligent spiritualized he pooped. after that, he always has such a look, yes, what should i say? this is our breed, right? you are yours, ours, ours, ours. breed this is who such? good strong? excuse me what are you doing? i'm sorry. it's not a leg. this is my umbrella said, the toad was not told to you, dad. and what's with the fuck-ups? you don't look alike. is it like a rod at all? from your tula, they came to

us in moscow for the birth of a grandson, a grandson for six months already. and as they said, how did the ancient romans say topus globus then on a chair? my legs won't be here. not only did she come. so i also tied it from my geese. tell me why they brought it, to whom i will leave them. i'll wait anyway. do you understand what it is gander, he always runs after me and tries to pinch me, lord, yes, you rejoice that at least someone else wants to pinch you. this is a goat.

it's a total disaster. you me. sorry when you called and asked permission to come with your goat. i decided that you mean your husband pyotr alekseevich silno. it seems to me that he wants milk, he looks at my chest all the time. so he wants lean meat for ribs. and if now he looked at your cheeks, he suddenly wanted lard at 6 months, he wants a pacifier, well and where will the nipple flow out? you poke him in the ear. i'm telling you, put on your glasses. you see nothing, absolutely nothing. and you put on a scarf, you have space sticking out on all

sides. are you afraid of any hygiene, eh? even yes, yes, what is a handkerchief? where is the scarf? where am i are you, i'm by the way music no first category. young blooming woman i have my students i have a lecture. i have concert tours. what scarves? what are you talking about? yes, students confess their love to me. i will not wrap my head in this good man's handkerchief. i am not going to woman is not going to be a grandmother. i created for music. i raised the animal, i've been in diapers for half my life. grishka accordion

looks at me. lord rock a lullaby sing it in the end. i'm not very good after all, when i'm doing karaoke, the machine writes to make you die. oh i'm telling you. my god, you don't know anything. is that the way to soothe a baby, my dear. that's what you need to sing glinka ruslan and lyudmila magic