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premiere on channel russia what is your name? skakun give you much more i can't i can't anymore at 22:10 on the channel, russia the artist that i want to invite to the stage for more than 50 years

has been performing on the stage with great success almost in humor. he can do everything, he sang verses, he sang ditties, he danced on stage. he played in miniatures with other artists, but best of all, of course, he reads monologues monologues - this is his forte. he performed them, i don't know, a countless number over the years, even published two or three books of his repertoire at all venues, not only in russia but also abroad. i want to tell you that he is generally well , for example, he could be quite calmly art so good. he knows russian painting, he could be a professional book dealer so well. he knows the old book, but nevertheless, he has remained true to his profession. and i must tell you that the profession always goes to meet him. she is faithful

to him because he is a fan of our genre. in addition, he also makes and hosts tv shows, in which he himself also acts as a participant in these tv shows. in general, i tell you a lot about him said, and you have long understood, whom it is about. so meet his people's artist of russia yevgeny petrosyan today i am speaking to you as a speaker. here is my report. someone even scolded me, because i 'm reading from a piece of paper, i specifically read from a piece of paper

so that it looks like a quote, that it's not mine. this is folk humor ; i picked up different ones, let's start with witty phrases. soon there will be a tax called simply so. and what's the difference? for what? in my opinion, very islet which one to put, but what an ironic phrase? how many shades does it have? how much irony in it over our own life in general over our life, in principle, if you do not buy, then the prices are normal. i'm proud of our island because i think it's the brightest

, most elegant, most subtle, lauded english humour, about 90-95% without shame. permissiveness, well, profanity and so on and so forth. we only have 60. but at forty, i started to figure it out from the very beginning its activities since the fifty-seventh year. i have these sets, so i collected all the time as a boy. i have a whole closet. here are reports like this, a whole closet of samples from our wit. and today. i mean you adam with a whole waterfall, you save up for yourself on a pawnshop, and then bam and couldn’t resist buying a belyash at a bus stop.

400 liters of water flows into the pool and 405 flows out. very good, if the smoke spreads on the ground, go back and turn off the iron, if it rises like a pillar, you don't have to come back alcoholic stepan went to the forest to pay a return visit to the squirrels . we address the applause to the unknown author ad breast augmentation, lips, buttocks and other parts of the body without surgery , contact the beekeeper kuzma petrovich, the shortest

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i bought it, i’m sitting, listening to kadysheva i wanted to dress up as a snowflake for the new year for a white dress, white tights, i look in a mirror and i think nifiga is a snowdrift. i watch my figure, but as soon as i get distracted, she is already eating something. a woman tells today in the newspaper she read that a sexual maniac wound up in our forest, she barely got into the evening the bus is all women and that's it, like i'm looking for mushrooms. she didn’t run after the minibus, she stumbled, fell

into a puddle, a man passed by and said you think faster. but allo raechka flew in from odessa. on tv, they said that some old prostitute had been killed today. i'm calling to see if you're okay. after an hour of driving with a blonde behind the wheel, the navigator asked: well , where are we ? once, in the freezing winter season, a hunter fell into a deep hole, which

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, this artist graduated from the vgik acting department, by the way, at vgik on the acting faculty, in my opinion, there are up to 100 people per place, he entered and graduated, well, he acted in films, of course. well, he also worked in the theater musical theater. e vladimir nazarov and played musical roles there. he sang there

and danced naturally. i spoke from the stage and i must say that somehow i managed to do it very well, but also in the cinema. more luck because he's been in about 30 films. but you know, he has a hobby, despite the fact that he has everything in order in his main specialty. he likes to make a breed, moreover a parody makes for such artists that no one else in the breed can do. well, i 've said enough good things to you. meet him roman seletsky. please listen to the news about how our stars had a rest on vacation. tourists abroad buzzed, sang, and drank a completely different matter. soso pavliashvili as

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taimyr i also rested. ah. children, our joy i am now dad. lily recently had one case with that girl who is few half the adler sea i look is swimming towards me alone desperate dolphin prism arrow is not a dolphin at all, but an armenian says.

thank you dear friends for your applause, but don't forget to rest. today, a needle of the bolshoi theater and everywhere. i hear wrong way wrong way songs from the bottom of my heart

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, please, calm down, vladimir sterzhakov. promise that you will have dinner with me or that you will have dinner with another man ghostly happiness, tomorrow at 21:00 on the russia channel i think that we need to teach the lesson of our ancestors. they catch on quickly. who is the last skeleton in the closet? this is alena, my ex-wife. why would everyone be very active at 50, after

all, maybe she went back to him. this is already bad, arsyusha, just don’t worry. do you want me to give you some valerian? lord olya , say life is full of amazing events for your happiness. you have to fight like a shovel, in the end they grow behind your back. once a wonderful writer grigory gorin said that humor is a product soon perishable, probably it is, but there is an exception. you know, there is a story that was repeated by various entertainers, humorists told that in sokolniki a clearing was fenced off with an announcement that an exhibition of rare

donkeys would be held here next sunday. well, on sunday, a whole crowd gathered , walking around the meadow, looking at each other and saying, where are the donkeys? here is such a simple joke that went well in public. and recently i found out that these are jokes for more than 150 years. and when you are the ad was printed in the london newspaper named start but even today there are such phrases such reprises that live for many years. well , for example, i'll tell you one. now you will immediately understand who will take the stage now, because the whole country knows this phrase and starts smiling as soon as they hear this one. the phrase so the phrase is well, take me. now you understand that now elena vorobey will act in front of you yes, well, of course, i recognized you, yes, how glad i am to hear from you. no need

to yell at me for fedorovna, no need for a lift came successfully that a dimple appeared on the forehead. this is the navel. so come to my clinic in two, three, four days. i will decorate your navel for you. fashionable for youth. make a bead piercing, of course, for you with the bead as a gift promotion. yes, goodbye, goodbye. do you recognize me? no? but i have the same

bullshit, i don't recognize myself. look, i don't really recognize you. strange. why why am i the fetus was swollen, maybe after yesterday. she is sofia, she is sofia, do you recognize her? no, i recognized you right away, it was you who did plastic surgery for me.

and already go who go? while only children are screaming, aunt do it. kids are mean, what adults say matters. here you have a husband , i have a husband thank you tried. and what could what the husband said at the beginning of the sweep? hi its right. and then he said, now i understand.

the second thing, she stood up for me? it's very good that you came to me today. i'm glad i found you too. yes, today i have a share of two playful eyes for their full stas so, listen to me. you are there, go to the checkout there. find the main money. pay later it means that since you made an eye for me. so, your lips immediately rolled out to me.

a draft flies behind the door. i can't swim in the open waters of rivers, just lakes. excuse me. that's why fish climbs to kiss people in our lives is important. here is the husband. what did he say when he saw what he asked? why did the bees take revenge on me? and then, when i found out that i paid for all this beauty with his credit card, in general, he said he stopped, he just collected things. for a pawn in

verse i will write and eat quietly. thank you listen , what a note in verse a review of your work, interesting, read, i'm afraid you won't like it. believe me. it will not be worse. let's finish between us at parting, i'll say at the end an idiot with such lips. springfi must be worn on the face. and we didn't give you thongs. no, but what i was supposed to, of course, bam two sets for the price of three, so go there, go to the cashier. look for the thong. pay put on a thong to her husband. go more questions. what and what kind of bump has appeared here? it didn't exist before.

it's smooth here. everything was smooth to iron. a i remembered that day another goal was another. and the virgin comes to bub, i roll, this is the chest. excuse me, why? and ah, and one is just the same, the second, why did they crawl here? landslide you know, it's normal, yes, there is a period of migration. so my husband has an implant. in what sense? i'll tell you, as a specialist, you look perfect, really. well, my husband

thinks otherwise. he said that something had to fall into place. what didn't the doctor say? look oh, from the side everywhere. yes, i agree with your husband, especially since i have a vip today one more action and one more, in order to start life in a new way, you need to download the meanders. yes, you have one convolution as a gift, and the second, and the second is only 100 rubles. yes 100.000 rub. right here. run the checkout. find the money pay, then come oh this is what is it? problem he is a man with 1000 faces, because the number of images that he did on stage is simply fantastic, of whom he just did not portray.

meet his honored artist of russia svyatoslav yeshchenko on the black sea coast of the caucasus there is a branded clothing store, the owner, whose name is eleonora. there are two saleswomen emma and isidora. friends call all three women simply elka in a similar way in colloquial speech they call that clothing sizes quite right, it coincided on the same day emma got married and sidora unfortunately , the hostess unexpectedly ended up in the hospital with appendicitis eleonora went to a beauty salon for hair coloring and asked her husband tofika do not care about what? to stay in the store for a while, and that builder he has his own brigade, he

knows the russian language, in general, he knows, but is not strong in the intricacies of the trade vocabulary. the customer looked for a shirt of a certain style for her husband, but the size is too big, she needs an average one, i will tell you in person. and tell emka there. mk and mk is, of course, please show me now emka no, it will be later. when then god only knows when the wedding is over, maybe 3 days, maybe one week long, how the groom will become, this ica husband will be here again. i can't understand. a little

i'm bad in russian. let me get you some coffee. let's first take what i need emki no, maybe there is esca esca of course, there is an sc, but i don’t see where it is, because the sc will be sometime later, also in a week and 3 days, maybe it depends more on how well it is sewn up. whether? of course, huesca. this is how the unnecessary is correctly called, it is necessary to cut off and sew back some kind of marriage,

or what? no, this is an auemka, a marriage, no one takes furniture, they ate immediately back, they returned it, they said it doesn’t fit, a modern model, dear do not tell the esk model to look at a similar double bass. in size, you probably work honestly in the store recently, i don’t working. she asked the store to beat. and i have my own business the same, only different, that cutting and sewing, only construction is correct.

color change why change how to paint. yes, to a different color, of course, before elka flowers are chalk dark gray. and now there will be a light red shaitan, not a color, a lorca, a lorca paints it, why repaint a good thing, but so that it was like in russian that it was impassive, like a new one wanted to give.

paul get out you that, t-shirt from the toilet wash the floors no with a mop. and you hold on to the t-shirt, we used to have emka half a million, and now we are married goes for this one to you and they took a t-shirt here, i will ask you to imagine the face of this unfortunate customer. those bulging eyes and open mouth. preferably size and m size m

you understood, of course, immediately understood that so, i want to ask in russian. do you have the shirt i need? we have a shirt why because the shirt left last year in israel? ovir

unless you see, only correctly, not a topic, but tofik i am the strongest of our city. the artist who will now appear on the stage, and he is not the only one who manages his own orchestra, he has his own jazz festival and even people who are far from jazz, if they hear him, fall completely under

his charm. he performs so well that everyone just gets great pleasure from the fact that he performs the magical power of art. this is about him, people's artist of russia igor butman

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