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tv   Krasavets i chudovishche  RUSSIA1  July 22, 2023 2:55am-4:57am MSK

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thank you call if you need.
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restaurant in the best city left.
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what was it like to me to walk every day back then? well, excuse me. well, he's such a black hole man. i did everything. i'm sorry. will begin and now maybe i'll go to these medical procedures. they still live here federation well, that's it, it's correct to say.
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excuse me, i left in the capital.
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i understand, say goodbye to me. here is my emblem called me to you.
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everything is fine. all booze at the expense of the institution, everything is fine.
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you are my doll, you are my good one.
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hello. hello. kindly open the sanatorium book such a rule for andreevich, please, i'm andrey is a wonderful doctor, but i need a sanatorium book.
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right, please, please, i can't. okay, world, not just not at all, but i'm not afraid, i 'm not a storm, not gross , not terrible . cold is not terrible if you're with me. holy can handle love store, after all, i have. you are everything in my life. i have
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everything in which the joy of every day is everything, about which worries and dreams are all this is all. i mean, i'm not saying that it's good too. no, it's true, well , they are so straight. well, as if you can do that. nothing good morning. wake up, pervomaisk weather forecasters promise sunny weather today, so the reason to stay this day
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are you here, good morning, mom, and what
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date is today? 30 straight home. yes ok. thank you, good morning. kind. hello can i have coffee on the stove? toad bon appetit
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work again, maybe we agreed that we'll spend the weekend together. well. i forgot. of course, let's spend the day together in the middle lane. is it your job for you? more important than me equally and tomorrow you but i promise you. if you leave now. work today. yu. i
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beg you. happily i'll tell you this, if it weren't for him we would never have received this land. we'll let vanya go, then you know, we'll take it as long as they give. what did you call? promised today to tell
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reality. oh now everything is as you said, the main body cells, there will be a large parking lot, in
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six months. there will be a huge complex with all floors, in general , we will cover the golden ring of hypermarkets, right? take the goods with a carnation. here we were, well, you are not a decree for us. what about a dog? come on, come on, let's go, we'll
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remember you. you saw. come on, where do you want to apply in the districts administration? good luck yes. good luck can not say goodbye. sergey vladimirovich was waiting for hello ivan alekseevich hello very glad. vladimir petrovich relax you will pass. wait everything, then your worker will pass right on the market attacked ivan alekseevich wait for her with a box of shandars. and most importantly , she was nasty, my yours who i don’t know, sells tomatoes. well, yes, she can, which means that the husband will be fired now with one wave of the relatives' hand. wait let's first solve the case, then you will already be employees. it's all
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right, money, money, money will be. yes hi dad, how are you? well, we are now buying pervomaisky land. now it's up to you.
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and what? didn't understand what the problem is? maybe you did they say there would be money? yes, the problem is not the money, the problem is the estate. what homestead? we are buying land. yes, well , the remains of the foundation are located on the territory of the market. so the old estates, the landowner dorokhov. that's what should i do? wait, i didn’t see anything there , i didn’t see any remains. there the table stands in ribbons on carnations. here's what i should do with this pillar, listen, in my own. which chair with nails is crazy? i don't see any problems at all. hear what your mother, yes, yes, well, what should i do as defenders with local wings, a? heels do not compost my brain. you are the administration here. so, the earth is yours. decide the issue. we make money from the sale of land.
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that's right that's right, you and i are in a share you and me hello or not, i can make a decision myself, do you understand? hello dad is still a teenager.
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well, they sent him a photo of ella, he can’t stand it, if i send her photo, money won’t be for sure. he is my former general, he has the ideal of a woman, at least. wow, just a burlakova. so what's the problem? give me the phone. give me a second. lower it looks admiringly. send. well, look, what a beautiful gvozdikova varvara, the barbarian beauty is long who? we bumped into each other at the market this morning. did you
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get the water? well, this is a different conversation, to be honest, i was surprised, because, well, after all your glamorous ones. to get acquainted with gvozdikov, you
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said it would work, you heard everything. do you hear yourself? well, everything will be only after meeting. after what now? well, what to do? well, what are you worried about? mother well, look, i don’t know, we’ll wash it, we’ll dye the spinning , we’ll force it to be silent. well, listen, it's an idea. wait, your father wants beauty for varvara. so let him get it. for us, the main thing is that funding is opened, and then, go to sort out who is who's bride. she almost killed me the first day. oh oh oh, be patient. well , if you want to live with me , it won’t be your week. then we’ll give her money with a knee in the ass, but she’ll tell her father that she quarreled with whom it doesn’t happen. thank you, seryozha vanya vanya van well, wait a minute, what do you want to quit? yes, never come
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here. come here. free, goodbye. why suddenly why are you bosses almost crushed with boxes? that's it, that's it, the conversation is over. all free salary will go to treatment. yes, fuck it, i know where it went and put 200 rubles on the top shelf. come on,
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baby. here's the infection, varenka open the door. did your salary bring you money today? it's clear, while you live in my apartment, all the money is in common. give money money.
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good afternoon, hello, good afternoon
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how much do you need? no, she's gone. excuse me, where can i find it? hello,
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did you fire me? what are you, here's a moron, even the salary moved. here is the goat. then the mother yelled everywhere. that's where these princes on white horses are, i'll tell you what, they are not found in russia. look at me. well, here, ask me what i need to be happy what what what 32.536 rubles. i found an advertisement
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for a travel agency in a magazine 2 weeks in turkey 2 for the deaf i repeat there are all our princes. well, bashka can't wait? you need to brain get a job with him in a restaurant as a waiter. well, what kind of waitress am i? tear off look, you want a fig yourself? you offend a friend,
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let's play such a game in front of people, don't call me dad premiere on the channel, russia today. and if not, i'll tell vika everything, not sunbathing at 21:20, here are the prayers of the icons that my mother gave me to russian people. all of them help, before leaving for
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the front line i swear. and lord remember, please, the guy gave me a pre-revolutionary gospel in a tin frame in this frame there was a dent from a bullet. she says it will serve my life. one must be different with one's strength. it’s not enough to go through the test of the war and so, in order to become stronger , become stronger, what is love and learn by people , the test of the war, the premiere of the documentary movie on sunday after midnight on the channel, russia
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not funny, seryozh not funny. but of course you can eat. he spoke firewood grill bar for seryozha poisoned. you will show me in history, i liked the vodka, the original will pass, but
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the original is another matter for yourself, as you wish. you are his hello beauty. do you want me to come to work?
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ah, got it. wait
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a minute, wait a minute, wait, so give her money and make the bride's steering wheel. no, seryozha , you know that either you are ready, or you go to look for another bride for ready. i'm ready is that you in the photo? what
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do you want ivan varvara gvozdikova i have a business proposal for you and i will give you 20,000 broken vase and you want something for it. my boss, alexei nikolaevich, he is a tyrant. so, the boss will not understand a party without
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a bride. he is a great connoisseur of monogamy, family joys will turn out here, that i am generally in short, a carnation. that ordzhonikidze can not interfere in the conversation. what kind of nonsense do you have in moscow ? well, i don’t know, well, everything seems to be already. or maybe more if
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the citizen will write a statement, let's leave, okay? don't, i swear. if you don't like it, you'll take the money and go home. how much do you need to be happy? 32536 rubles, why exactly this amount you are asked? mystery well let it be. well, what's going on? goes
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nothing nothing you rest.
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pens 32.536 rubles 3236 rubles why
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come through your hut is my house. fuck the oligarch, damn it.
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that's calm alekseevich hello, you are very late. they didn't even call. i 'm sorry. wrapped up, immediately warn, pies may not suit us here sea mikhailovna emergency. by the way, meet varvara gvozdikova and she sings a little very well with us. barbarian meet that's it for your room.
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what's up with your nose? nothing, as they say, before the wedding will heal. well, are you going to play a wedding with her? how did you guess? well, what kind of wedding? it's just that my father called, i have to provide him with a bride. what are you going to take for the role of the bride? here is a miracle. she just doesn't know how to talk or dress. and so, and how finished father?
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what then? what if you love her? i will send money home.
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businessman and homemade pies yes do you like this house? is in its place flowers furniture windows so what is inconsistency? brought neighing or for this dynosance dissonance, firstly, how you talk. and as i say, i say that i am not in russian, that it is not in russian. this is, firstly, secondly, my bride should look at 100, and thirdly, be able to behave in society
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fourthly. you know what a diamond pants everyone knows, that is, processed. diamond my bride must be a diamond. you still not even a diamond. and i need a diamond, you know? okay, i'm off, i'll be back in 2 hours, see you at dinner. i beg you, nothing here, do not touch my room, do not enter the computer, do not turn it on. maria mikhailov not reaching. she will kill anyone who touches personal space. all clear. if something is not in my opinion, it will roll, i 'll get out of here. in the beginning, and then speak. agreed, well done. he's either a fool, or it's
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good to tell you everything beforehand. i want to tell our family. open your eyes wider, it's easy to destroy, and then stick together like formula of life tomorrow at 21:00 sunday. you are just shnurov but in a female form.
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safety begins with you the ministry of emergency situations of russia said that there are some ruins of a chair on the territory of the line, which some crazy people hammer nails and run around. nobody will stop us from doing this. take it all down. the most important thing is money is needed to decide how much 32.000.536 rubles. well, i'm serious, well, 50 thousand is enough.
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some kind of bullshit he's not real indecently girls put it like bullshit. well, what the heck? just not this in russian there are enough words in the language, but whether it burns or not, the working fireplace is lit, only on cold evenings, mainly in winter, we go. i'll take you to the guest bathroom next door. how are you maria mikhailovna and how many rooms are there in general ? fuck you can dude for god's sake from this unbearable slang of yours. give. here is your room, you can
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leave your things. maybe wash it first. here is your bathroom, mine is yours. so robe towels slippers are not sickly all the toilet and bath accessories in this locker, when you finish waiting for the dining room for dinner, it is indecent to keep others waiting. don't be late for exactly one hour. exactly one hour later.
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wishes
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everyone hello. be late, 5 minutes total. sit down where the instruments are. yes , it is indecent to sit at the table with a towel on your head. please thank
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you bon appetit thank you maria mikhailovna so lesson number one is table behavior, because each device that lies in front of you is intended for a specific dishes. it's clear. the complex sandwich that you are holding must be eaten in your hands on a plate with a fork. i already said don't talk. tomorrow at 9 am we leave,
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try to sleep. put yourself in order to gain strength. if you remember, my boss should like us. bon appetit. well, gvozdikova is ready for global changes. in terms of?
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lesson number two a woman should always watch her appearance yes, where you don't need her anymore. in the hands of a woman , her happiness, she must follow them. their you need to cherish and cherish.
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i should swallow this compliment or return it. good afternoon what is this who you are so? who well, doctor
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one minute to pay attention, how to hide something that others should not see. and how best to sell the most delicious? before you say or do something, even in the most urgent situation, even if a meteorite falls on you. i
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'll count to 10 until he slaps me. seven eight nine ten just try to inject me with something to sell him didn't want to thank you either. allow me to introduce you. barbara barbara - this is denis arkadyevich thank you
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aside so wan give me an hour please.
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nothing i'll wait and left my kingdom. the fourth son said to his three sons zashibis. oh, i'm sorry, i understand, ticklish please be patient, relax, don't think about anything. if you want me to tell you a joke too. so a
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came, how did you bring your granddaughter to the hospital to visit your granny, i’m vitamin oranges, and granny asks him. eh, granddaughter, tell me , what is the name of that german, from whom i go crazy, but he does not answer. understood well, yes, yes. i feel uncomfortable girls in front of the queen with me. well, this is our work. yes, well, how can you once again climb
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where you don’t need to. i'll bury you really on monday 21:20. we watch to explore the world of educational programs and documentaries we watch for free without registration. your coffee, thank you very much, please. who didn't
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understand?
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fuck you, sir! do not hesitate to ask ivan alekseevich about this.
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the big ones have been snaking since childhood, you are an amazing person. let's go home, dear, forgot, or what? no, well, vanya, understand you have a diamond in your hands. what kind of diamond? she is wild and defiant.
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she is spontaneous vulgar, what are you talking about pervomaiskaya that you need a fresh face? there will be a presentation of new services for our clients. here, i want your barbara to take part in the demonstration. yes, i see we're late. get in the car , you're jealous, you ran away.
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your man
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lesson number four your enemy is your kind of girl this is not a garbage dump speech distinguishes a well-mannered person from the village understood everything. you're offended? no, i think our contract 1 2 3 4 5 is great. so today we have to buy for you two dresses business and cocktail. remembered. according to
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my grandmother , the girls
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specifically go for a hammer so that you want to purchase, in short, i need two dresses, one business evening. some kind of alzheimer's is that dress, what are fools? this disease is such a lord, well, it is such such as to say. here is such a flower candy you need a dessert cocktail oh well, uh-huh brain cocktail, then let's go. let's go. in today's world well tell me how we
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bride has to do with our business. just close our project. hello well done girls uh-huh
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how much did i drink? yes, i almost did not drink dimon treated me. here you see people for the first time already talking to work.
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then the pope died before his death and sang to the enemy our proud varyag does not give up, in short, they closed the topic. so the business meeting is so important to me. try not to spoil anything. please don't say anything
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. come on out, we're late, she's sweet. hurry well, you, we straighten up. i said in a whisper so you can come on.
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good day everyone. nikolai alexandrovich very nice, so she is present we plan to open a large network of hypermarkets throughout the moscow region, and there will be space not only for a store, but also entertainment centers for children , swimming pools, and even water parks. so we want to start with pervomaisk, varvara and i really value family values, right? we
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understand everything and have nothing against it. but how will you solve the problems with the estate with the estate on the territory of your construction there is a historical monument, the estate. i have no idea. well, where are the three bricks. please, official historical monument. we can just move it . yes, can you move the kremlin or the bolshoi theater to their place where they stand? well , you compared nikolai alexandrovich and then progress cannot be stopped. neither you nor me. this is
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a message from a young man. this is not progress. it is the destruction of one's own history. you and i so we will all turn out to be ivans of kinship, not remembering ivans. that's it. just think it's business. okay, well, we're willing to cover the cost of keeping history, but we can just move it. to the left by 200 m or more to the right, but we will not move the construction site, huh? where? wait, we haven't agreed yet. i think that we will not agree, goodbye. i also do not have a homestead. here seryozha
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is a little problem. now it can become very large. wan, well, i don't know, well, give me a couple of days, i'll decide everything. i very much hope so, seryozha very much. we are watching the estate, how much evil have you done? ah. and what do you want to hear that i only needed money from you in two years. you have such orders and your dear. movies under guitar you are the only one i remember there were such girls loved there are still pictures of clippings alive. hello andrey andrey
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malakhov's evening show tomorrow at 17:50. gvozdikova well, we agreed. what did you run away for? nothing will work for you and me
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. give me money, i'll go home. why is it disgusting to listen to you talk? now i understand who you are. well, them too. invaders why is it that pervomaisky has lived all her life? we know everything about this estate. what exactly? that many years ago a poor lad fell in love with the landowner's daughter, i no longer i remember his name, i wanted to give away the daughter of a rich man, i sent this boy, where the hell is, well, he was the same as you. here, he has a daughter to come to the gate.
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well, what's next? we, mother and grandmother, when we got married, came there. want to bury tradition behind your stinky hypermarket. i am moving the boundaries of the city in your village so that you live better. shoe hypermarket is the new jobs . can you work there? yes, you wait, wait, i promise you, well, we will not
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touch your attraction. varia hello
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you are guests. okay, come on, come on, come on. i'm sorry. yes
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, it didn't disappear. i went to moscow to earn money from my thai lucrative contract. no, for a week. listen to my mother , come in, tell her not to worry. yes, it doesn't matter.
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i think you look great. well, first of all for today first i why don't we fly to paris a sign of reconciliation i can't. well you can fly, take a girlfriend.
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thank you i'll be back in 3 days. i hope you come out, i hope you miss. we won't be able to do anything. this is why yes because because we can't even be friends. great. let's be lovers. what are you giving a tooth? look, i'll be back in three days.
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think what do you think of eleanor, she seems to have spent the night with us today? good morning. good morning what are our plans for today?
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thanks a lot, have a great day. so let's get ready and with the new life okay? what
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will we do? fool, because it was may 1 again, which is
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like a draw, i understood.
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we won't be for 100 years. well, walking through the park at night with a girl could go swimming with you in a rod. do you know how scary? oh fun yes? will you take me with you?
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come on, come on. as always here to manage. and if the girls turned out to be boxers, help was needed, and where are the foreheads ? in general, he planted a taxi driver to bring her home and said that he delivered her right to the entrance,
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but he hit one well. why 32.536 rubles? world peace do you know what i wanted to tell you? it's still why lost buttons lost friend i'll tell you then we'll move
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our construction site. i even found a place. it's like thank you. and it's like, please.
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yes, so that ten of you surfaced some people and facts unexpected people premiere on the russia channel
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real murders what time did krasovsky get shot on the russia channel
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it's great gray is great. so think so, the questions are resolved by these idiots of local lore. there are people tightening the nuts will not seem enough. vanya, it's time to scare them, firstly, not fools. and secondly, let's transfer this line, that is, wait, comrade, transfer it. maybe you will lose so much dough, but forgive me for my high words, but money is not the most important thing. for example, you know why the city of pervomaisk is called pervomaisk no, who cares? earrings because he was formed on may 1, that's all the fairy tales are history, i myself read it.
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let's. mikhailovna a. what should i think of him? i know everything about him. so why is he like this? father
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is always on business trips in this argentina, like hers. usually, like everyone else. there is no way. nothing, but this boss vanya, who is alexei nikolaevich curd, we don’t have, i’ll go buy it. no, i'm on my own, can you do the test well? it will be so easy to call, will you answer well?
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well, he is, but he also said that this is
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the niece of a merchant from the market. we brought from pervomaisk. and now she teaches ivan how to live, how to do business with whom to drink? and what did you think, and not once or twice or three. what did i come up with? go.
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and who is this, and who are you? you are alexei nikolaevich the same alexei nikolaevich hello wonderful super. that is, he is a wonderful person ivan vanya, if only he had me no, of course not, but he is at work now, and i am at home, and he is there. very good, alexey nikolaevich is from his work. and in general, i will tell you that
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i have never seen such a person to love his work so much. what are you laughing at? and here you are laughing in vain. do you know what he is not at all similar to others. he he know what? he is special. he is honest he is kind, he is fair he is such a responsible worker. and in general, you know that you, of course, can be offended by me. i 'll tell you anyway. that's why you don't trust him. here he can be trusted. i seriously don't trust anyone. but i trust him. and i advise you.
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hello please well done means, is it as agreed? that gvozdikova how are you, and i'm pressing all the buttons here well done excellent
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excellent well gvozdikova thank you for your work. you can return home. more we we don't need your services. the last sucker, well, there is no boss tyrant. it was his father, alexei nikolaevich , who demanded that vanya marry, otherwise the accident would not give money for the hypermarket, he quarreled. here he took you. i told you, i don't believe you. yes,
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okay, okay, but do you really think that vanya could fall in love with this? how are you well, well, but how do i know that he is you for 32.536 rubles. bought, huh? where ivan's fairy tales ended in a pumpkin princess worked as a whore? now
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va-vanya, excuse me for this market turnout. it was very nice to work. well, as they say, the carriage turns into a pumpkin, and the princess goes home varya varya wait, don't touch me. what did you tell her the truth? yes, wait, you don’t touch it, you don’t need to wash it, she will play along vanya
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go away, both of you need to collect money. never come back.
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our proud varyag does not surrender to the enemy, no one wants mercy. willows are listening to the wind whistle. yeah, you're
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my forgotten paradise, you're my native 5 years at home was not 5 years. missed the russian language. so why did you come so far? thanks be healthy, thanks. with the arrival of maria mikhailovna alexei nikolaevich, the formidable teacher maria mikhailovna remained
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, put out the bear hello hello if i said there is a topic so there is about mari
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mikhailovna maria mikhailovna your branded ones, and branded cottage cheese, but not mine and not with cottage cheese. bon appetit. what is money, some kind of joke?
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son , look at you from the other side and i understand what you have become. you have grown into a man, haven't you? and he also gave you the opportunity. how did she protect you? how is she? how she is for you,
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how much i learned about my own son. you you know i listened. and proud. i, of course, do not interfere in your affairs. but good
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afternoon i'll tell you i'm ready to order you? the kebab is a wonderful choice of vegetables excellent.
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how much do you need to forgive a month , two years, 10, i'll wait, let me go no. quiet, brother, calm down and calm down tasty food to calm down, otherwise the police. listen, you are animals, and people are animals, old man. i
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wanted to pray without. i beg you very much. why do i feel good here? why the hell have you been sitting here for 5 days already? well, let's go. i
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understood. noah
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answer me one question. with him on the phone spoke. i told him that you can be trusted. and you never lie to gvozdikov

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