tv Vesti RUSSIA1 August 5, 2023 4:00pm-4:31pm MSK
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the young twins distinguished themselves right away with the daughter and son, they definitely called the pandemic, but the son's quarantine is a big walker. and now he was lonely to become his, and now the heart decided to heal and the miss company called the company said the heart immediately let go and the grandmother wobbled. and it happened so after the granddaughter tried to say the word fashionable life hack. no scotaclysms scare us friends firmly know the place of the enema
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it is impossible to change in any way. i have a wife like champagne, she pushes a little and when she sees a stripper, her grandfather burst into tears from crosses because he was without money, shouted to her. thank you cowards guy with a girl went to a thriller late at night, then a girl accompanied the young man to the porch. and traffic cops their style is only one question. well, the times have come, even if someone asked in
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israel chin hurt. you can give up on everything, the bank burns and the flame curls, but the people do not stir. why mess around mortgage is paid off? transmission of the voice with this listen can dozar who sing? maybe the one on the stage who cannot, that yuri again, the wife of nadezhda, is trying to save money, is trying to buy new ones for himself. and i just. it’s not completely worth the rabbits, where you watch videos on the internet for days, dad took a smartphone, but
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i was already ready for some amateur performance. i remember we had a brigade even in the city of baku, in which slim magomayev entered him, he was 3 years older than me. i led the concert and read, therefore, various jokes , filletons, monoloose poems. i already had great repertoire. played skits because of the pepper participated gitlegate. then i studied at the puppet theater at the philharmonic. then it means that i was in the people's theater playing, dramatic roles and many, many things. i tried before. how to decide where my place is. and in the sixty-second year, having passed all the exams in the studio. i entered the professional scene for 17 years. why do i
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think it was successful? yes, because my notebook and the things that i had accumulated by that time helped me out. notebook amazing deal, i was collecting wit our people from the age of 10 and always admired by god. gave me feelings. this is not just a sense of humor, but a feeling of some kind of inspiration . i am very grateful to fate, for this i guess what will be funny to the audience, that is, to our people. therefore, the traditions, mentality , our culture, our customs have settled tightly in my soul, and thanks to my sense of humor, i was guided. and what does it mean that this chuyka, as we say among actors, we
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say chuyka, that it is to find zero one percent of our entire huge folklore. this is the percentage of jokes that, so to speak, are born among the people, thanks to our wits, and i am very grateful to them. i consider our humor to be the most outstanding every six months. my notebook is changing completely - this is a huge selection work. i have four file cabinets in my collection. now i want to offer you modern completely new jokes that i have chosen over the past two years. i have acquaintances whose lower part of the face. i've never seen it before we
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understood that they were not tired. and now, seeing the prices of food, we understand that we are not hungry yet. a bitter joke, but still wittily remarked, the irony of her majesty irony in connection with the current pharmacy prices. now many have decided to be treated with prayers and moonshine. i want to address the wits that composed scientists have proven that a person can maintain and work ability up to 95 years old sponsors of the research pension fund. after watching the news, be sure to turn on a horror movie to somehow calm down. galya
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married an electrician, then a plumber then a painter. how else can you cheaply make renovations in the house. so here's a note to girls in connection with the increase in the retirement age. the age of the berry is again transferred from 45 years to 75 years. this is a caustic irony behind which a satire is visible today joe biden passed an iq test, it turned out to be negative. the person who, in nature , beguiled the shore was columbus, a parody of
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female logic. natasha always greeted her grandmothers on the bench, and therefore was considered the most polite prostitute in the entrance. finally allowed a gay pride parade in capital, but only on paratrooper's day. at night i went to the kitchen furtively to the refrigerator so i had to stand in line. japan bought the screening rights of the film sex and the city. it will now be known as chpokyo in tokyo the
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so-called microbuster. well , the fable form in itself in humor, as a rule, never causes a big reaction in the hall. morality is important here, the meaning is some kind of allegory or something else, but nonetheless. i want to read to you. he sharply perceived reality and constantly received a bullet in the head with a cartridge from he is a fool and flew up. the usual military field roman, a sleeping team of sprats
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writes that she met an 89-year-old grandmother, i buy her bread, milk, sometimes a check, she once told me, that's how you die with everything, i 'll be left alone. humor can, rampant fantasize 3:00 at night, sleep knock on the door on the doorstep neighbor you do not need salt. one said to his acquaintances i want three things for you now and very well. and how correctly google claims that both are possible.
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somehow ilya muromets decided to fight with a filthy, monster, he went to his lair and knocked on the door. the door was opened by a girl of unearthly beauty to you whom to me this is a monster, but i am a monster, how are you? well, i made up. we will wash the hairdresser's head. yes, well, bathe everything there. yesterday my wife and i decided to play a role-playing game doctor and patient gender i spent nights at the door without a ticket, did not accept buttons
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1 and 2. son, what kind of monsters did you draw, but this is our neighbors. why is this, but you yourself said that she had legs from her ears, his hands were in the back seat. here i drew. yes, you go. you go, i got mine. wisdom is the ability to turn a beerford into a cord of anger into sparklers
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to be kind. in one drama theater right during the performance, the idiot fyodor mikhailovich dostoyevsky was in front of a woman who was sitting in the front row. suddenly the phone rang and she tube testicle can not speak loudly. i'm on an idiot. no, you didn't understand. i'm on an idiot. you don't understand, you idiot is on the stage opposite. i'm in the theater on dostoevsky and where did you not know that he was still alive. and so it went on for about 10 minutes
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total 60 balcony yes big lovely balcony delayed, serpent contradiction and destroy. yes , the bathroom is not destroyed there. everything is good there. all. well, i'm not talking to you with evil, die unfortunate floods. yes, they don’t flood, there are neighbors. i will never sell. there is no better place on earth.
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i give you my word than my kopeck piece. die poor punk this is the bank this is so i'm a minute behind on my payment. i paid everything on time. what does enrollment mean within five working days, yes, why are you all strangling me. everything, connect me with the manager, i'm waiting for it to come. police neighbors complained that i was noisy
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after 23:00. i am a law abiding citizen. wait a minute, i'll strangle the woman and call back my beloved. you scare me when in front of my eyes. and can i sign up? and the cardiologist is unhappy who cannot love. and to the urologist what do you mean you don't know how to paint walls with a roller? yes, everything is there, you just take this washcloth and
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found progress ruined our souls. now every moron has either a tablet or a mobile phone. we are too lazy to meet alive already accustomed to social networks to communicate with a loved one on a date next to a hundred times in a mobile phone staring at our eyes. smartphone tablet sins delight plunge us into the abyss.
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sunday at the theatre, the premiere of the water world about deceit and passion on the balcony, as well as in the stalls, now there is nowhere for an apple to fall. here the hero dies in vain, but suddenly, in front of everyone , the phone rang loudly. someone in the ninth row with another guard on the stage, who stood and without makeup turned white as he ate, and the hero of love, who suddenly died immediately turned his grave.
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