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tv   Petrosyan-shou  RUSSIA1  August 6, 2023 3:05pm-5:01pm MSK

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will you steal me again? then i say no. finally a third son to his wife. i retreat
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above our laws, but for the sake of such a beauty it is not a sin to retreat. it was god who rewarded you for your patience and wisdom. how many grandchildren will i have? say gypsy families are big by five by six. lord, forgive me and do not hold me evil. may your life i not be happier for a long time. thank you
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accept business oh, please don't even joke like that, well, then you're not serious, i'm serious. it's time for you to head, and i'll go babysitter, well, grandchildren.
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hallelujah, hallelujah come on, come on.
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who wants to really joke? we can invite you and it will immediately become easier to live, at least a little more fun, god. i am not petrosyan and everyone will not sit down on the sofa with you, but in my heart they convey with my soul now i will show you a show. i hope we are the biggest success . lord yevgeny petrosyan
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do you know that horizon smiles at us in the morning? and wishing us a smile all morning, have a good day. if we smile back, we get a huge hello. what our mother earth sends to us, to smile at everyone in the morning vilya washing friends, smile smiling at dawn, wash your face and beautiful fairy. dawn will give you
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a health boost. it is necessary to smile more often in the mornings and evenings, and the dull and whiny shame and shame shame and shame. laughter through tears, but we still laugh and try to make others laugh. we are not laughing. we just won't break through. we just can’t live without laughter and don’t give in to sad thoughts on your face, smile and go. and let a smile splash in your face and let the laughter fill the petrosyan show on the air.
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but now the summer has come and the sun is in the sky, the weather is bad and everyone really wants to go to nature, like a magpie, that we are all here today gathered in the forest for every bump there are berries and mushrooms and fresh oxygen, my friend, even though fishing and hunting nature. what is it there? how wonderful that we are all here today ? how cool
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hello my dear subscribers with you. i am professor babkin. we are reporting from a forest near moscow. where deer beetles arrive in august. stag beetles start mating season and now i will try to catch at least one stag beetle for my collection. grandma on podmoskovnaya ordinary fishing
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, do not interfere with your grandmother. well, you are a bit different you won't catch them. they are so nimble here flying everywhere. well, yes, they fly, and i catch them with a net. and a lot of people have already caught it. well, so far, not a single grandmother you have prevented me from deer. they sit high on oak trees. well, yes, grandmother on oaks on birches, but i lure them with beer,
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because he is a deer, what, he loves beer with a strong proboscis there and sucks. no, you with a trunk are deer. they stick their trunks into beer and suck on them with their bare hands, their son beat them. and what kind of beer do you have, your usual beer. visit grandma to see flying deer. just for deer well, not enough for rhinos. of course, but less
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than a deer, although they mate more often. no, well, get out of here, the damned junkie, if the berries are already trampled without sauce, you have it. oh, what to do
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here . today the girls have a holiday fishing at sunset and the girls really want to catch a bull in a tomato for
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joy, straight trembling. tomorrow there will be vidos on the internet. well, soon there will be a river, otherwise i'm tired of a snowman, it seems they have come. oh, it's great that you and i went fishing, otherwise i'm tired of this shopping oh yes and don't talk so cool here. there is cooler than social networks. it's definitely vika. have you ever been fishing? no, but i once caught a goldfish with my teeth. oh, when it was, well, when i need to head off the aquarium put on. exactly look
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how many fish there are, such a fish is looking at me, and the eye of which is ruining in silly, this is your reflection in the water, my good one. look what i'll show you. come on, just look, wow. you have a big selfie stick. this is a fishing rod. we will fish for it catch. wow, and what kind of fish is found here, they told me to tell you that sprats in oil are found here. and if you're lucky, you can even catch
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the liver, cod, great, i forgot. does she need to fish? i don't remember, hello girls. and you just remembered here, you need to catch a fish. and where is this worm found, my good worm will be in the ground and how can i get it out of there to dig, and what does it
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itch with nails? vika i, in my opinion, is allergic to fishing. yes explain the umbrella you are cool, how you dance, wait, now i’ll turn on the music. i 'm taking my face off. i've taken enough of everything. let's filming for telegram. let's just be very nice. come on. hmm, you can see, everything that is ugly
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is somehow why the scary green speck of the beautiful here interferes. and here we are catching male prostitutes.
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good afternoon. and i have something for you. morel we live on the edge. we eat berries. shish kebab we climbed with you. kirkorov
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yes, here they are, i'll marinate the meat here. here we will put firewood with you. then we will light all day, evening will come. we will be in firewood, then i'll start about the barrel organ. i sing, i immediately begin to sing loudly with the light mood will sit and squirrels bravo we will scream. yes, here we will fry
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kebabs, you took the meat. leps promised to bring. most importantly, you took a drink, of course, well done. oh, philip, what a beautiful suit. by the way, where are the feathers? i'm feathers in the forest, now i don't put them on. this is why because there was one case, he was
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dressed in only feathers, he didn’t notice anyone, but behind me. shot before flying to the sides and walking, then the result i could not have been here for a week. you are a lucky man,
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philip, so look to build a fire that is as necessary as firewood. maybe i'll go for firewood. if you want to go, go, and you will go with me, forget it, by the way, you took me a thousand when you return, i will never return, i'm looking for firewood. and here is my friend anzhelika varum ah, hello dear, smack-smack. you do not
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want berries are very tasty. i have already begun to gnaw at the shelf. are you amazed? this is the same wolfberry. oh, and i thought it was ripe cherry beautiful berry aroma of the heart, i really want to hear it. we do not mark not guilty. the best day and went brought, there will be kebabs
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great guys excuse me i see it badly thought here are the men. hello, philippe. i brought you the meat of stas mikhailov in the sense, this meat was made by stas mikhailov himself , it is marinated with the tears of forty-year-old divorcees, we need firewood for a fire
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for firewood basques . and who are you grandfather? i took you out too. what, you didn't recognize us? we are the stars, the favorites of the public. parasites,
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do you have anything to eat? morel grandmother, maybe you have something edible at home, but very hungry. yes? now i'll put out you home you 're tired of me on tv. although i need to paint paint paint. this i like to drink, it's easy to give. and you can buy something else potatoes, i agree, then it works for agriculture. for my benefit
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beats rests. we are with you in the forest. and i have seen him live, according to the amounts, we overate on barbecue. i caught three pieces, and i showed you all how to live. and thank god we didn’t sing now we sang. and if you are smashed right away , come to the decision yourself on saturday and even on sunday in the forest we will definitely raise it. what are we sure to cheer you up?
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i heard
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i wanted to rent an apartment in moscow, but the prices here do not sit down, do not get up. i traveled all over moscow. he suffered all the time, the apartment rented us all the evening bells. evening call, evening bell. i took it on my phone. forward appeared tyninik war evening ringing bom-bom evening ringing. and then he found out about the prices and the kidneys gave malice of the shoulders from now on, the book room was no longer sick. and
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people could read the book. idiot, evening call, evening call. we will already demolish the male striptease. here all year round and dancing naked idiot, all the songs of all the past years gave us warmth and light and a good spirit. indispensable. we said thank you.
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hello vasya. it's me, i'm shopping at the mall right now. i have clothes for 240.000. i'm at the checkout right now. i took your card, but i forgot the pin code. tell me, please, your pin code. yes, yes, i'm listening.
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i have your card please tell me, the pin code is very hard to hear. so quickly say the pin code i have very little time. now cases of fraud with cards have become more frequent, scammers call and ask for a pin code. yes, yes, but i'm not a cheater. i all this i don't recognize your head at 240,000.
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tell me the pin code, speak louder, i can't hear you. it screams a lot, i can't hear you well, i don't even want to listen. well thank god tell me the pin code qr code so it's canceled. this is such a square with
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hieroglyphs. i remember you are on the phone. yes, not a qr code. a pin-code pin-code who goes? you called for this. no, tell me what you need at all, what do you need? i will give you what you want, that i am your wife? i'm standing at the checkout, there are a lot of people here. i need your pin code. lucy you, who was taken hostage. i'm going to be beaten and threatened. i'm calling the police now the police.
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tell the last words very oh, i say, say three cats, and let's pin compote. are you in a restaurant? i'm at the checkout, you don't understand anything on the highway, the connection is very bad.
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bastard aunt zina bastard why did you go to her, so now listen to me carefully. i'm already on the edge. this is the last time i'm still in a good way, i'm telling you, tell me the pin code from your card. and
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well, we immediately said, well, thank god you understand. repeat again you used
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three tries. blocked hello hot. your card is blocked, get out of here i'll kill you, and i love you to tell me about it.
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news with igor kozhov. the guests of the petrosyan show svetlana rozhkova let me remind you that there is one such old joke. when a wife says to her husband , vasya, well, you understand that you don’t pay attention to me anymore, i can’t. you don't even look in my direction. you came and you immediately to the tv, you either a newspaper or football. you don't even know me you don't even know what i look like, you know? if something happens to me, you won't even recognize me. well, you, well, you love the dog more than me. he says, calm down, i love you equally. i don't know our dear men, but i don't know, well, how, how are you explain? well, you know, well, a woman
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needs a little. well, a little, well, come and look, she is washing the dishes. come hug. say something in your ear. here's something warm, like, my chick. she immediately. this water is enough. you see, for a woman, you need sweets for her. sweet and better snorka or chinchillas believe that a fur coat is some kind of whim. this is a woman's. how crazy it is. well, why do you need a fur coat? where will you wear it? she will sopreet you in chiffon. why where is needed? that's an ass. it's the same as it is
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like lampas for generals. there is a fur coat, all life is a success. my life has been good. i have a fur coat. well, maybe not a chinchilla, maybe not a mink. budget option dyed like a leopard rabbit, i even love her. i do love her. it's all my everything. i , lord, what holidays did they arrange for her. just recently, i set the table, which was just not there, and to drink and eat and candles from balls, my husband came and saw. this is the wealth of this table. his eyes became bigger than his face, he was scared terribly. he says what today a number i forgot about what a holiday is today. and i'm an invite. i say, of course beloved.
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well, what about without you? well, of course, dear. come on, hurry up, hurry up, get undressed. come on, don't languish, come on, don't languish at the table. let's pour. he says what are we drinking for? i say today my fur coat comes of age. paul, but he laughed it off, says, yes, i’ll go to a serious cook, so i’ll cook jellied fish for a reason in the kitchen. i say can you? what were you hiding? he says, i, of course, i know how to be able to do a piece of vobla and a sip of beer. well, that's it, we we live. this is a normal average family life. girls i don't know, i don't know, but why would such
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fools, but why are we in a hurry? well, why we are in a hurry, well, what do we need in this marriage? well, well, men. i understand that they want to be served, to be washed, cleaned, cooked, looked after. well, that's understandable, but where are we going? well, we are smeared with honey there, or what? are you married there? you look at married women, their arms are 10 cm longer. why not married? this is what you see girl. she's still in her life, she's still nothing saw. she is also a flower. she's just about to come out into the light. she just has those eyes open. she is already dreaming. she dreams of a knight on a white horse oh my god girls 21st century, where did you see them? they
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are all five in the red book for a long time. and then there's the priestess. this is a piece of goods. it's coming for him. the war immediately approached me for a reason. it was not my dear who dragged everything for the collar to the registry office. no-no-no-no you you you make your way to him to this knight. well, i understand, you are beautiful, you have everything nature endowed with everyone, than she could. you have long legs, you have beautiful eyelashes. you have good pizzas. you pumped up the gym. you are very much like a frontal horse, you made your way, scattered all your rivals. enough to keep him. hold on, don't let go for a second. what weakened your grip? everything is left with the horse, well, i was lucky. i
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got married well. well, almost like a prince. and for 20 years now. i live with this goat. you can't imagine, you can't imagine how difficult it is to raise a son, which is for you. mother-in-law gave birth. it's cruel, flawed. it's like she brought him up on purpose. you know your jokes. i don't understand anything, i don't understand, well, i have serious questions for him. i say, go look in the kitchen, what a cat is rattling there. he asks me if you fed her. i say "no. well, it means cooking something. i ask, well
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normal normal question. i ask you to hang your clothes. 14 you sit on the couch like clockwork. take out the trash. he says, lord, just sat down, i say here, you see, i don’t know, but this phrase , this phrase, this phrase, that’s it, this phrase, that’s it, take out the trash. take out the trash. it's just the refrain of family life. yes, they don't take care of themselves. what is there to say? they don't follow at all. yes , if not for us, they would still go to these in skins, they would live in the caves of the girl. well
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, look, the main thing for him is to be warm, not to prick. we are another matter, we follow the trends in fashion. here we are , look at how a woman is preparing. here is the new summer beach season. she starts preparing in january. she is such and such she collects. she thinks, she looks, she flips. she she budget. she i figured, she bought something new for herself, some slippers , some flip flops. here are some dresses, some sundresses , some bathing suits. here, here , here, here, here, here, here wah well, you see, how this is a whole process, man. on the eve of departure , toenails, cut everything is ready. but for me, you know, that's for me. here's what, for example, for me personally , the kitchen is very annoying for me, girls, i don't know about you, but i'm not
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a cook but not a cook, but it's not given to me well , well, what is it? what is this bullying? well why me but why everyone day here's a guy, how much they feed the impression that he didn't eat at all. i know what i dream about, i dream that at least once in my life. here's one. come to some store and buy two 10 kg bags of balanced male food at once, why not? well, for cats , they came up with, what's the difference in a bowl for him and everything is free. but in order for us
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to understand each other with my husband , years had to pass. yes, now, after 20 years, i already look at the eyelashes. i can already hear he wants an apple. i'm already cleaning i'm carrying who to whom accustomed? i don’t know, well, we already have some kind of harmony and then you know mine, but he is so kind he is. he will never say a bad word to him, everything is fine. and there are some. here. i know my girlfriend. he hums all the time. it's not right for him. here, she is here from morning to evening, and this one is hammering and hammering and hammering and hammering the girls. here, if you have such a thing in your house. there is one way to change the situation here is a 100% guarantee, here, let's say, here, let's say, woke up. yes, you are to him, it seems, as if with a soul. yes, it seems like breakfast, and he saw. you are so my mother
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is the best harpoon, and he starts his own , this one is buzzing, yes, and you don’t react girls. here, as if you have nothing. you with a smile. with love with kindness, once he has expired yogurt and he is already buzzing in another place. turn on turn on the thinker , nature has given us a lot a lot of girls, because we are women, the keepers of the hearth, we are not them. this is our task with you. therefore, we are girls, we are complexly composed, we are with a predvert. we even
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well, very cool sticks, god bless america perfectly. cool interesting. good movie opens the heart laugh from the heart of such a lift once passed the film is wonderful. at
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21:20 if i'm not these eyes
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i don't want to kiss in the street. where can we go to your house? yes, my parents are at home. well think of something. what to come up with? tell them that you did something at school and that they are being called to school, until then they will be gone. we hang out with you. well, you understand what i understood.
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in general, he calls you to school. so what did you do again? there is such a situation. in short, i mathematically put a roof in my purse, she almost gave birth from fear. papa she said bring the whole family to school right now so i ran. and you go catch up. well, you are such a person forever with you there are only problems with all the children, like the children of the wife, the wife at school did it, in general, because of him the mathematician gave birth. lord, how is it, and just like that, they call us to school with you. in general,
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get ready. come on and catch up. i catch up with this, lord, yes, what is it, right? how am i? yes, what is this mom mom, what happened, she gave birth right at school. i knew it would happen doggy. i ran. and you chase it. i knew i knew that this would happen apple tree from apple tree grandfather grandfather. here is the apple tree. what happened? what happened
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grandson? your dog without you. well, it happened that the three teacher sent a decree. hi hi. you know that and you come on,
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go from here, it's not up to you now. what happened? what happened we have a grandson problem? well, with this, there is a head teacher for the whole school. they called the firefighters they called me
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what school do you have for your daughter? oh, immediately, take it, don’t go yourself, it’s better to send your husband. galya they say there is one student kilogram of diagnostics, seriously, galya they say that everyone who is female, just everyone suffered. yeah, and i say, the guy has such a passion there that after half an hour they are right in orphan, they say, he took the headmistress hostage. needs more women. you know what i'll see now , see what's there and how i'll call you back.
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let's watch cartoons. an emergency is developing at high school number 15 , according to reports from various sources. the whole school gives birth to the entire teaching staff, all high school students, as well as the head teacher and the cleaning lady of the ambulance brigade can not cope , the culprit of the situation turned out to be a student of the tenth grade. misha zherebtsov, who took the director hostage and demanded a helicopter a million dollars from women to catch a dangerous maniac. swat called. we will wait for details from our correspondent do not understand. yes, what is going on? no? well, you look at him there, the whole district is on the ears, and he is sitting at home here. why did you come up with this? casanova
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unfinished? i don't understand at all how it all happened. oh you, and i thought a bear. this is whom well done how many rumors struck our ears. how much gossip surrounds us , there are always rumors that buzova is giving birth to rumors that dad dzhigurda in life, he is not taking kirkorov, he stole petrosyan, they put him in jail . i read being. you directly with a vaccine to prick. they say that a new virus will come to us, it can only be overcome with vodka now the prices are raising. tomorrow, buckwheat will
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cost a million, and through the camera of the cia smartphone for sex, and my phone must be thrown away , the rumors are spreading unfavorably. i'm fine gossip that there will be no more words there will be rumors as if gossip was forbidden, like flies here and there rumors go to the gods, lucky old women, they spread them spreading around the mind.
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i already once said that most of our artists sing excellently and this thought came to me. and what if we ask them to go on stage and just drink some of our songs to us , artist friends, i ask us for a price.
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swelling, i quietly said to the cognac and it quietly leaked into me, is that all or what? well, quickly, and i'm all at home. where did the brandy leak from my dressing room? what does it say petrosyan
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can't be good looking brilliant, i i would say hello daddy. guard guard, the horse still can’t imagine
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what my wife will say, how we managed to stick an elephant into my kitchen 8 meters in total. well done for a walk called affectionate, my sun entered the room and sits only as soon as i saw her, i immediately realized it would hide. immediately in the chest something yok purse.
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casino casino casino is the music of the song wine, but 21 did not fall out and now there is no wine, no pants. you are performing now, and there is such a dressing room . it says petrosyan forget this dressing room holiday. celebrate with family
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weddings are golden, but they have half a century by age. i think he's referring to someone. yes , i don't know who you mean, but good job. you're a humorist. sit down, fired, if they loaned me a heading, 130, would become friends,
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we won't spill. if they gave me five dollars for a month and i would return to all five , maybe even 10. well, then, you are friends, for example, you are 200. tolerate me this song who wants chips, pizza sausages are already
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ramming. i'm in your backpack order. do not you dare go hungry to the store myself, i will lose weight for you i'm not giving it. let it shake so much on potholes that everything was mixed up in the backpack, plus i fell on the backpack, but who really wants to eat, it all jumps a lot anyway. i lost my job. and of course, the employment center jumped up to find me a place, they offered me retraining and a large set of professions on demand. black coachman burlak chimney-sweeper pirate from kornak will return to miller cooper shipbuilder and potter catchers they downloaded from the messenger chemist and scribe mosquitoes, merchant lokey,
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jester executioner and barber, and so many diplomats lawyers kill me on my green eyes you call me cucumbers. well, they were in the blue eyes of eggplants, you can call them i know. i, that you have a beet. you know that you two have a track , but what should we do then with our crazy carrots. and i'm god, you're not parsley, i'm rather garlic and tomato with you. we 'll let sleep go well, as we ask you to wash the goby as soon as possible and merge, as in ecstasy. we're in a salad, my dear. on
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asphalt 5 rubles. found, uncle the one that walked on the asphalt. he, of course, wanted to raise, well, he couldn’t tear off the matchmaker, and next to him the boy was changing behind the tail. vadik a coin with glue, we're left with a laugh. well, my uncle was passionate and five rubles. for how much he knocked out mom and krishtyak. we picked raspberries, gooseberries, toys from behind the fence, assigned a melon to that, plums, dragged change and sugar in bags, but
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somehow everything is different in the pots, we make jam, sort of. only always, but always at least all the moonshine comes out. it’s difficult to make grandfather somehow imperceptibly throws it there. what a charm, next time invites grandfather.
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they say for a minute, it turned out that the bride was distracted for a moment and the groom ran away. here is ham. we will lead to her, they say. accept regret, she suddenly, well, do not disappear at the table someone else's wedding, someone else's wedding, and they appointed me as a groom someone else's wedding. and i would have run away, but now her relatives were on the alert to leave the restaurant. it's time for me to work in it, you see. not for me. after all, there are four weddings there for a month, and i already have a fourth family. i’m already shaking from mendelssohn’s morsh and
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from the competition in stupid nervous bruises , i’m already used to sleepless nights and champagne, my body is used to it, and in the summer weddings weddings weddings got so tired of them, alas, not hide, nowhere. i would run away. i have these weddings on the island of bali, but in the summer everything is packed. i would run away from these weddings to the island. happiness
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song happiness happiness makes the uttermost power in our power the white song life people entertained us and joked, and also the white spoke. and now
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evgeny petrosyan and everything packs jokes, in which he always takes everyone with him. goodbye will smear us with a hand before meeting you. hello on the rossiya vesti tv channel in the denis lunchukov studio and, most importantly, by this hour , explosions in ukraine, an airfield strike in zaporozhye destroyed hangars with militant aircraft and a warehouse with weapons

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