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tv   Petrosyan-shou  RUSSIA1  August 20, 2023 3:10pm-4:56pm MSK

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[000:00:00;00] it’s easier to live, at least it’s more fun god a little tender and let it go on the day of the petrosyanka, everyone, everything, everyone won’t sit on the sofa for you, but everything, everything, everything, with an open mind , i’ll show you a show, i hope for the success of the big lady and gentlemen evgeny petrosyan
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thank you very much. luxurious can be a hairstyle and impeccable make-up in stylish clothes, a lot of gloss in manners, maybe courage but only a smile attracts and brightens the face. and our image is decorated with a ring stronger than sergius. with a smile, the look is shallow and brighter, it is like a ray in the midst of darkness with a smile, our heart is softer. she it's a symbol of kindness. and if you suddenly grow up a little to go forward there will be no strength, then let someone smile at you and
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the world will immediately become more beautiful. smile it's so nice to give a smile just like that. to smooth out the angry crease, winking, they say, do not be sad, eccentric, smile people. smile, because a smile always suits your face and please others. try to rejuvenate yourself on the air of the petrosyan show.
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well, dear friends, today i invite you to gossip a little rumors, gossip , intrigue, scandals from the world of show business under codenamed rumors are circulating that dmitry bilan happened right during the concert, a fashionable incident i bought black leather jeans, but to jump at the concert.
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a there are rumors that tanya bulanova is selling her kidney. to whom why? you are the way i want to close my eyes to you. you knitted so much for you, i'll give everything to be next to you in the kidney, i'll sell my smartphone , my brand new smartphone, we'll be together
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someday when i save up. even nadezhda kadysheva herself, with her golden ring, got into the hit parade of our gossip. do not judge, but people are kind, it seems that we are not hungry at all. look up to what. he
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brought us all. oh unkind, he is this buffet. the rich also lose weight, said the soloist of the group artik and asti. i put on heels, they break into my clothes. the whole family fits in. one night i'm in bed snoring kiev cake with a hamster like a barge on land, but to hell with it, i'll sew up your refrigerator, my weight is overhanging. it is not given by god, but after hours the ventricles itch, and then inside my voice is very loud. says girl you don't lose no weight interfere. you have long since turned into a ball.
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i believe that you will quickly reach your goal, so that everyone will just go nuts from you for the week that i did on monday. i also have dancing i believe that quickly i will achieve my goal from monday next week. for the third day i can’t sleep peacefully, a neighbor declares through the wall katya lel once my husband comes home from work, quietly. he tells me, my dear, it would be nice to diversify our life with pictures, i
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can’t. anna chappin she's a bridge. am. i'm in one and a half splits from 12:00 to 6 years old, tired groan, we collected beds from ikea. for free and sweet vinegar, irina allegrova experienced it on her personal example. i never drank a cocktail of these stupid liquids, but for free in the circle of friends i said boldly to
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the bartender , lei, ballet. i didn't turn on the link. hello buffet. cant, hello, and finally hello parquet. thank you. and of course, thanks to our stage, because if it were not for them, we would be so bored to live
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in a good mood for everyone. well, who to play? shall we evgeny vaganovich? have an offer? let's play a couple. i will be your girl. and you are my young man. i'm actually an actor, i can play anyone and played anyone, but that i'm getting younger now. everything i know that you have soon. birthday only i remember i'm
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like this, let's talk, hint, what to give you, huh? vasya, i don’t even know directly, well , at least give me a hint so that i can somehow orient myself, but i don’t even know directly, well, what would you like like that. well, look, i have 10 in my hands fingers, right? all free well you're in luck. i have a friend who was a miller. so he had three fingers on one hand
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and two on the other. we called him that in pyaterochka, do not be shy, hint. let's. i want you with all my heart. today we drove along the garden ring. well, yes, this is where they went, then everyone goes along the third ring along it. so what, then i watched the lord of the rings , i understand, so tomorrow we'll see the second part. listen, you will hint that you are telling me all sorts of things. look well, we are with you recently walked and passed by a jewelry store, and i
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really liked one thing in the window, a ring. do you remember? well , of course i remember. well, what is there to say? you liked it, didn't you? well, darling, what's the problem? tomorrow we will go for a walk again, we will go past the jewelry store again. and give you what? okay, another hint, look, speed winter is so cold for me to walk the streets. you're sitting at home, i have a coat, it's cold in it. and i want to be warm. i want to warm up, you know? are you
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asking for a bottle of vodka? i did not know that you such addictions no vodka. you don't get distracted. you hint abnormally. what is generally good? concrete mink i finally understood here and mink and sable chinchilla, birthday scribe, i'm taking you to the zoo. this will be the case. it’s not like that there yet, you’ll see, everything is clear there, we passed, who passed along with
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the mink. listen, you admit you used something today. no, i didn't use it. and what do you have to use here? well then, hint at a gift. i'm sitting waiting. you are retelling some of your glitches. fine look at the phone, the screen is cracked constantly buggy, it doesn’t load anything, it’s absolutely impossible to get through, but you from my call that you call him and that’s it. so listen to me carefully. imagine an apple. well, what is presented here. now imagine that i bit him on one side. now imagine that this apple is drawn on the phone. well done it's not
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a problem, i'll draw you an apple on your phone. and left she already divides my property. i must have given myself to this man for nothing, as it is for nothing. and who gave you a jar of cucumbers? and don't forget the tomato. fool, i agree. i ask you to hint at a gift. are you talking nonsense? by god, my dear. yes, not alone with you, a normal woman will not agree to live, she will not agree, yes, a normal woman has been living with me for many years and she washes and cleans and cooks. and then she
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calls. hello mommy. give me give me. well, at least something expensive, very warm inside, and do you want felt boots on the outside? okay, not boots, but a fur coat? okay my dove. if you want a fur coat, there will be a fur coat and a herring under it i'm waiting for a ring from you funny i'm with cottage cheese ring i recently gave you a new bag, too , i suffer without a handbag. do you want a handbag
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? stars, listen, you're seriously leaving, before it's too late. when you get bored, call the fabulous
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redneck. we'll sing couplets for you okay, who doesn't agree, they can go outside the window, they are written properly, they should be knocked down a long time ago in
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bed at the doorbell. i dug, but only horseradish grew and nothing more i sell it. r goes horseradish horseradish horseradish horseradish spouse. she just washed the floor, the husband walked through dirty shoes and didn’t wipe her feet for an hour about eating him for three days sick sick, swam bodies. you somehow brought home for fashionable fleece coats, why did i remember? tee-facts that
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the son brought a midge there to show himself smart smart to check, i didn’t understand it myself, but i said it all like that, son, and for two of us, the old-school student will not be satisfied with creating just outside the door of the week, brothers. i can write a book and make a movie. that's just hash to admit. well, so-so, well, so-so, but so-so will disgrace again. fu damn it, although you shouldn’t be like that with their income. they would have the tractor drivers’ salaries and all the verses for a long time we wanted to tighten them. now let's sing others
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somewhere.
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is very nice. you know, i recently went to a bookstore and i liked two books there. yes, but there was only enough money for one , the first one was called crime and they understood the punishment, yes, this is the criminal code of the russian i bought the federation and, you know, i did not regret it. the point is that there are so many revelations here, and on any topic. here is eternal love. you are my love forever. not in the world. you. or rather, you will not leave me, because you are never chained. you are frank revelations about family relationships to the batteries. you said you didn't know where my horns came from. now you answer boldly, you see an excess of calcium. yeah, this is from the heading of love, all ages are submissive. once upon a time there was a girl
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, we chat, and i, in order not to waste time in vain, began to pull out the hairs from the nostrils with tweezers. well , i think i like my voice, we chat further. and in order for the mask to be better absorbed, i wrapped my head in a plastic bag. so that the oil does not flow into the ears. put ear sticks in there. look, the guy is completely skewed. and suddenly he asks. do you happen to sniff bf glue? i cut my leg, the patch does not hold, and then i remembered there is a special bf glue that heals just such
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wounds . they tell me everything was taken apart well, there is bf glue. the doctor choked says, but this is in extreme cases. and in order to warm the mask, i put children's tights on my head. we are already pulling on it, and the man asks if someone advises you on a style in clothes. who do you have dressing? i wanted to say, my dear, who
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is watching you. i need an eye for an eye. i bought horsepower foot gel. i couldn't get home for two days. and here during the washing machine the washing machine has run off for half a meter , you are sitting so that the vacuum cleaner does not attach to you from behind. well, maybe tomorrow night we'll go somewhere in a cafe and sit. how long do you work? i say well now to 60 code, strict with pantyhose. girl my whole life before my eyes from this skype immediately jumped out
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application semyon petrovich we have a problem. which suppliers of any potion products, we lost 10 million rubles. i hate bastards. open it, who is it? well, you know that all
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diseases on earth are from nerves. yes, and so my doctor told me that if i get nervous, my heart may not be able to withstand it. and we know how nervous i am sometimes, that's why we go in diapers. well, that's why i hired a specially trained person. he will worry , be nervous instead of me. and i will be calm , calm, nothing can piss me off , of course. well, what are we going to do? and ha ha, find everyone to beat off the kidneys.
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what are you worth? record the gouge has arrived. get out of here, out of my sight not to lead to sin, well done. yes, amazingly they themselves forced us to keep black bookkeeping. we have accumulated 100 boxes of black bookkeeping. wait, i 'm going to take it. come on,
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take me to the grave. for what i pay you money, you will not yet. what will we do semyon petrovich well, what do you have mayonnaise? well, or ketchup there. eat. well, live here. what should semyon petrovich eat the priest's black bookkeeping? eat, eat. i said that not a single piece of paper passed by
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your mouth. it's clear. what good news do i have for you? i'm pregnant hooray i'll be. how could you how could you hooray bad for me
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validol me yes, not to me, but to you, so you let's walk, i'll call you back. yeah. don't delay, otherwise my lawyer will call you in 9 months. well hello. darling, what are you doing here, and i found out that you have a mistress. yes, what did you get? i got the private detective. here are the photos, please, admire cheating on me with some kind of kikimora with some kind of mymra? that's disgusting?
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i honestly i'm noble, woman all these years believed you like a fool. well, you left, didn't you? seryozha, do you know each other, and what are you doing here? i work here i searched on the internet. we experience together we even experience. so i didn't understand. and what does it mean that he told everything? i didn't understand. with my wife. wait.
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you don't have to worry. you're afraid. i myself. what did you have with my wife? there was nothing rascal, they say, there was no cattle. nothing will kill you bastard. there was no need to do anything. speak speak no need is going on here. i'm already confused myself. i don't understand anything, we wanted to beat off their kidneys. how are you,
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but we call half a fir, then we came to the den, we will make a dyed knot. this is my natural color. you know? it's all too exciting. you have to pay extra. this is
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a completely different matter. you don't know anything. get out of here, fired fired. and you're fired. get away from here. what does fired mean? i got into character too much. this is me for you. okay, it doesn’t matter anymore, sit down, seryozha, sit down, so the business
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and the fact that they are much stronger than women is not taken into account. it is enough to recognize yourself as a woman and behave like a woman , can you imagine, if this happened with us, what would have happened then, but it would have been sheer humor. so, let's take a look at the locker room of the women's water team once or twice. bubentsov, come here. almost fell asleep, you idiot. you have to pretend to be a woman. you have to act like a woman, or at least
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like a woman. what are you doing? they asked you for doping probbie, what is your name? what did you say? how many times do you have to repeat katya now. sorry, i forgot, she warmed up what she arranged. said, can i come out to me wife is calling? you're a fool, it's good that the judges don't understand russian. you can't fight. there , the americans dominate their women, strong , strong, they wanted to give you to synchronized swimming. but so far ours is fine.
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but we need to help the sex girls. by the way, why weren't you in training yesterday was? and i had those days. what are your days? slaughter are you acting irresponsibly? how many times have i told you to do it? somewhere in the head of a fool. you need to breasts to appeal to the legs of the mind in a bikini. i generally
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keep quiet. yes, all my razors at home are dull, tape hurts. i went to the garage with gasoline on my leg, doused it and set it on fire. the men called a psychiatric hospital and said that i went crazy in a team with girls. well, i forgot, i forgot, i forgot you should discuss the men, how many of them you had, not a single one. look at the box
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marina in the dressing room. that's what marina has in the drawer of the shadow blush mirror lipstick pantyhose. and you have that fishing rods, spinning fishing line , marina's tights. i wipe my eyes, i must say we'll scratch out my eyes. yes, i understand, i understand, i understand, okay? so let's repeat the legend i have felt trapped in a male body since i was a child. i feel trapped in
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a male body. and i like to dress up in a dress , pick flowers, go fishing, the coach saw me and called the water floors, she called now. let's talk about your teamwork. you know how hard it is for me i know to swim. we put you in a bathing suit anchor. and now about the most important thing. didn't want to tell you. katya but at a meeting of the sports committee, a decision was made.
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bring your reincarnation to its logical end. we didn't agree, son. it's not an easy solution, but it doesn't hurt at all. ask my cat. no way , never. yes, in the coffin i've seen after the olympics they will give you a jeep 50,000 dollars. i am so
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conflicted today. i need to urgently later. or a remover and an urgent appointment for a manicure, smart girl. katya is smart so be it. i'll talk to the athletic committee to hold off on your reincarnation decision. and what? train in vain 1 2 1 2 smart girl sat at the window, i miss you. i miss you. i
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selling the lottery. sorry, we don't have any elena. where she is, i don't know. don't know, don't know. who knows? man i don't know who knows where is your lena but your lena doesn't work for us. not working no. where does she work? i don't know,
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no. well go to the police. you're crazy, i didn't kill anyone. didn't kill no? and who killed the man? nobody killed your lena and why did you decide that you need to look for it here in our office , when you come you will be given a man. if you win, i congratulate you on the savings bank, but here the issue is only for insurance cases.
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automatically, the door that opens, switch to a red light and drive without leaving on motorcycle, thank you very much. i'm going, this is such good news so that we old people do not feel abandoned. could introduce an active lifestyle, the state has created longevity programs for us. do you know what it is? that's what many people know. there are different circles, sports sections, dances of obzhimantsy. well, i came there, of course, not at first they offered to sign up for a computer course. the head says to himself, and this is an account. in social networks and find in your classmates. i
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say, and what to look for them? i know where all my classmates are. i'm not in a hurry to go there. i already used to the computer. this is at first only when the screen did not slobber with a finger. but i know where to go. i signed up for nordic walking, you know what it is? well, you know, of course, but i didn’t know, they gave me two sticks and they say, go. i thought what kind of people gave such sticks, but forgot the skis. well, which of us has
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sclerosis? okay, i had my own skis at home. i put them on. and went. found, was it a psychiatric hospital? they didn’t take a fifteen-year-old girl, the girl laughs at me. and at the very piercing on the whole lip, these earrings from laughter. ha ha ha ding-ding, i asked her. what are you, baby, pecking? on a mormyshka, or what? oh, tom decided to cheer up came to fitness. they told me
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to lie down, i'll do push-ups. well, i'm a former athlete, i lay down on the floor. and i fell asleep to cheer up and went to the running section , the coach asks how many minutes it will take to run a hundred meters if i run now. and gives me a raw chop in my hands. i know how chop. can help me to run faster, he speaks very simply and tells his dog.
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after 2 minutes at the eighth kilometer and after that they want to take me to the olympics, but only with one condition the dog will go too , this is not considered doppling. girls for my age i'm still fully healthy what are you? i
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was relieved of the desire to get sick by the drugs peeled off and rosarin. even my good teeth don't hurt, they don't hurt to lie on my shelf. and my grandson is a joker. he took out my jaw and put the jaw of a vampire there. stand without glasses put on and went for a walk near the elevator i see a neighbor in dota bath. 7-6 years from labors well girl in relation, how do you feel? and so
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i look at me and smiled 3 seconds to refresh. he also wrote a quatrain and dedicated it to her. you are beautiful, just not the word, like a princess from the kingdom of the far far away, and even though your breasts
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are the size of zero but your legs, 45. here you are laughing. and by the way, i got a prize for their jaw-dropping poetry at dota bath. by the way, the doctor asked me, well, how are you women as women, as i say, well, how was the subscriber’s device turned off on a mobile phone or is it out of the zone? no, between us a boy and a girl, and i am glad for any lady, as long as the lady is from a scythe. in the house for where i am now, here around us, many ladies walk around like that. they go, but we don't give up. he told malysheva at
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my age to sleep with women. she can and should say everything in her own words. i agree. the main thing is not to wake up. my advice to all men, well, from the height of my age, men live in such a way that you don’t have to ask the ash tree later. i remember this poem. i asked the ash tree where my
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beloved was. yasen did not answer me and bowed his head. i asked the poplar, where is my beloved, you would have asked the idiot at the bedside table. we have a club who over 70 has such a uh section in it there is merry naphthalene , here it’s not just a margarita cocktail, but margarita petrovna there and merit pressure of a gentleman there is a striptease, grandmothers, they take off their felt boots to the music for half an hour, but i imagined i came there to dance to squeeze.
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but no. wow, a whole bunch of god's dandelions. and i came up without glasses, so i ask, beauty. and what is your name? i hear in response. call me, just look mikhalych, i'm a neighbor and a compliment. how beautifully you move this dance. jerk she says weirdo, it's parkinson certainly. i watch another dandelion, how it went
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from dancing to twisting, how crazy gazelles spun, somersault sat on a twine. the music is over everyone screams. bravo, she screams, what bastard poured turpentine into slippers? if only they went from dancing their dance with modern ones, by the way is called twerk. did not hear. no, this is such a dance, when you shake the southern part of the body to the music in a terrible dream, i see these gluteal cramps. after that twerk. i walked with a vacuum cleaner , cleaned the sand from the floor, shake your rolls with us
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girls. i say, if i shake the rolls, all the croutons will fall off. and laughter and sin. we even have this moonshine circle, but you have to sign up for it six months in advance. a lot of people wishing last week we went out into nature, yes, we played football. sclerotics against senility i gave a ride on horseback, i liked it. i love horses. he approached one horse and patted his mane. gave her, apple eat say animal she eat teeth
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are huge. this neighbor took a closer look at dota bath. 7 years, then they played robin hood, they didn’t give me a bow and arrows, they said i had to hit the target. well, i understand that the target - it's so big and round and at this time, and in dota the bathtub stood bent over interrupted the flowers. i saw a huge white,
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round target. and fired. i hit the bull's-eye. between us boys and girls, i have a dream to catch a goldfish. i would have made her a wish to become an immortal koshchei, then i took revenge on the pension fund. you know that screaming joke? lucky you. bastards 122-year-old pensioner paid the last payment for the mortgage. i'll be honest though interesting. my life was born under stalin
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, married about khrushchev. he became a father under brezhnev and grandfather under gorbachev. he retired under yeltsin. and i'm probably not going to die soon. in general, i'll tell you old age - it's like a vacation at a seaside resort, the sun, the sand from above , the sea rustles from below. thanks to sclerosis every news is like born again. thanks to sciatica,
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you don’t bend before anyone? what to do whatever you want not to be afraid of anything, if anything, they will write it off as insanity. there are many things i wanted and don't want. 40 wanted beautiful wavy hair 80 i want it to just be. 40 looked at a woman 80 at dogs 40 compliments delight 80 already scare 40 wanted to dance for a drink. eat and lie down forty wanted to be
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healthy 80 just live. at 40, i loved new shoes. 80 old trampled at 40 still peered into the mirror to see the macho at 80 peering to join the grandchildren. to see yourself. at 40, you still think that everything is just beginning, 80 you realize that it has not begun. at 40, i wanted to live well. 80 just live. at any age, a person wants to live. close to the nursing home where i live you know the cuckoos cheer us pensioners. i, like my old zhigul
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, had a long run, and when the engine sneezes, the rear bumper falls off. but if you change the crankshaft, sort out the engine, fill it with gasoline, yes, give it a good push. but then we 'll ride again. the phrase of the doctor before the wedding will heal greatly surprised
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the eighty-year-old grandmother back. drum show top beat from moscow the group exists for more than 8 years during this time they entered
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the top three best music shows in russia and were also named a stylish show project,
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a drum show, then beats passed. he entertained us and joked, and also the white one spoke. and now evgeny petrosyansky is all-all-all bucking up a suitcase for jokes, all-all-all-all. he always takes everyone with him. farewell to us. see you
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, viewer, dear. hello on the russia vesti channel in the denis lunchukov studio and most importantly, by this hour, six attacks our military in the donetsk direction have destroyed strongholds, automotive

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