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okay, the next part is the next participant - this is ivan ivan the master. uh, plastic pantomime teacher. tea, wait, that’s what they say, what’s on my mind. op so, what’s that delicious current? don't tell me great. thank you. thank you director. and inna is simply the soul of our school, the soul of our company. inna always knows, when inna appears, we immediately understand with us that everything will be all right. when i appear, when
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you appear, everything will be fine with us. olga actress director stand-up comedian, uh, actually my right hand, can you say, uh, she’s bright, and you know , sometimes she jokes like that, that even i think like that, but she joked well, well done. so olga elena , who will introduce you, elena is our leader, she’s a wonderful, absolutely leader and uh, she always knows what word each of us needs to say so that we don’t have to continue working here. thank you good luck in the game paul represent your
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team. now the team is called a team called authority, respectively, we are the authors of various internet television projects. here, in fact, we write what then, in theory, these people should play. yes , they then take your texts and say what kind of people wrote it, this usually happens. yes, we have alexander on the team. e alexander e various humorous projects. um, next we have dmitry. what does that mean? hello dmitry is responsible for youth content. yes, this is on molodezhny . i understood that, yes, we have dmitriev uh hmm uh, the author
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knows what a cringe is, they translated it so many times yo too, well, somehow without translation you understand. tin, tilde until you know what it's like the year will shoot, you came up with this, apparently you just know it. for example, today we will lose, and this will cause us to go on tilt. well, okay, and if you win, what will happen? dear tv viewers, all the words that you should immediately forget, because we are now erasing them from all dictionaries so, well, okay, actually, dmitry sergey uh, they have uh, own uh, channel. uh, on the internet. uh, there are more than a million subscribers and, accordingly, they are authors and actors. and less already. well, it happens. yes guys
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accordingly, the authors are actors and editors. in general, we do it all ourselves. well, plus various television projects too. the guys are involved in them, and sergei, you won’t believe it, is also a stand-up comedian. he is an author, he invests himself, and he develops his own property. eh, and accordingly, he also periodically writes various humorous projects. well. comedian introduce the captain let me introduce. this is our captain, his name is pavel pavel is also an author, but of musical projects. pavel loves us music and takes part more there. well, as you could understand, from the name of our team it was also invented by pavel, so sparkling, so cheerful, incendiary that you will remember us. in general, i’ve heard that comedians
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are quite gloomy people in everyday life, but you have nothing good with this. you came to the program. one hundred to one, it means that you are really funny and witty , a simple single game awaits us on the air. a hundred to one on the air is a simple single play. i'm waiting here for the team captains' table. today we have acting school elena and car market pavel imagine the situation at the airport departure. what do passengers look for 5 minutes before boarding a plane? pavel's boarding pass is a boarding pass. he's the ticket. we look for
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a boarding pass on the board, 36 people return, they answered boarding pass or ticket. well, probably a coupon, because by that time there are no more tickets and we continue alexander , what did we think, we’ve just been in such situations more than once, when we had to look for something, yes, and first of all. i think it's even if it’s not a boarding standard, it’s still a passport, the passport is the most important thing, because without it you certainly won’t be allowed on board. passport 196 they said passport or just documents for people without a passport. i still need some documents. dmitry it seems to me that a wife is possible. this is a joke, maybe he was targeting some place. well, he’s looking
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for a place, and i’m guessing, because most often what other place am i, it’s a toilet. so, what are we looking for on the board and at the airport for a toilet, we’re looking for a toilet. i have a version and i liked the version with a child. but i also have there is a version that perhaps he is looking for a wallet , because before that he was sitting in some cafe, perhaps he was paying for something there and before going straight away he was like oh, where is the wallet? but here he is. i don’t know what to choose from this, probably a wallet, probably a wallet. yes, yes, check, check, wallet. well, somehow, it turns out that not everyone has a wallet. you're getting wet for the first time. hello. hello , you’ve finally reached me, sergey, i have several
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options. that is, perhaps a book, perhaps a pillow, headphones, everything is reasonable luggage carry-on luggage, yes, in general, it is possible that the boarding gate may be possible. pavel i'm looking for the boarding gate, we're checking the boarding gate number. 10 people answered sensibly bravo gate 10 out of 100, so it seems to me, either hand luggage, it seems to me or luggage. somehow this can be combined into one or different waters. yes? well, most likely, this situation, of course, yes. he may go to an abrupt landing. yes, and he started abruptly, so that oops, and where to put the luggage, or rather, let’s look at hand luggage. no, it's dangerous in a different way if you have the option everything
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russian people look for this place when they are at the airport, it is duty free just 5 minutes before boarding. of course, he remembered, as if there were already souvenirs. let's go to the store and combine it into one word, check. drums passport documents toilet boarding gate to the store we found everything and let us combine this into an answer fellow traveler that is, someone may have a wife. perhaps even this special person lost it, so as not to find it later, but either the child is a friend who went to the store, and they also lose it on purpose. no no,
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here the child is a child himself, because they lost his wife before this on purpose, but i think, fellow traveler well, probably yes, the one with whom you are flying, who will you be? that's it, yes, yes, we close the door, we take off, we are travel companions, our wives and children are active, they work well in a team , 89 points, you are watching the game, and besides, it was a simple single game. we have a double game ahead of us. hello, i missed you. well, you look at me like i’m a phantom and you’re watching the premiere on the russia channel
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then i was born, where the folk poet drew his inspiration, the directors decided on the author and how dagestan preserves these traditions and culture. one hundred to one, we have a double game on the air. i invite the second team numbers here to the table. today we have an acting school and writers, authors of authority, like themselves called so attention question. what do you call a very tall person? you were the first,
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and i know. to give you time to concentrate, let's check the scoreboard. well, that's good, we're coming to you now. okay, ivan what do they call a very tall man, let's check. what is a kalanchak? everybody knows? yes? here is the pressure tower. yes, there is a fire station, for example, a watchtower. so, well, it seems to me that the sleeper is sleeping, maybe the rails are well checked, the sleeper is sleeping? no,
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like that no, more like someone evil like that. she's fu she's a mop. it's not with height - it's female gender, something giant, at least two lines. you, comrade, sit on the floor, you , comrade, are still checking. do you have three more lines for you? what do you call a very tall person? why are sleepers not sleepers?
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hand, i pretended to be a hose. is there such a thing? expression skyscraper hose. correct answer so help out your school gulliver's tower tower tower can well, what? well? well, what a gulever mop, let there be a gulyer, where is he ? gulliver is gone, sorry. i'm coming back to you. what do they call a very tall person sergei i heard the word long long long sergei a.
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it seems to me that the topic of animals is not covered, and among animals there are also tall ones. i think there might be a giraffe there. it may well be a giraffe in general, to be honest, this is one of our popular answers. here after six one more time, two, three, four five words, yes dmitry well, after we covered animals, it turns out we covered all the topics. no, eh. well, what can i say? i see a long man in front of me. the first thing i want to say. hello stalwart hello stalwart, one version of the long giraffe is a long giraffe. balda so here it is. i’m actually surprised, in fact, what’s the option, sleepers? no. here, in my childhood , long sleepers were always called sleepers, sleepers, and always. well, i probably don’t know the pole option, but the tower was confused with something. we have
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called those who had a large head, so it is short, thick or lies. well yes, that's also true. well, if it’s enough, but if it’s, well, let’s assume, maybe then pavel , the responsible decision falls to your lot 146 points. you can earn 146 points. this is, of course, serious. so the version is long. hey, you are long. well, the most standard. that's what they told me, three two one. in fact, there was a really wide variety of answers, as it turned out that our fellow citizens use a lot of words to
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, you look, a hundred to one we have a triple game. i invite the third number of teams here. acting school and authorities holivar yes, there is such an unusual word. yes it was we don't use these words. they are crossed out from the dictionary, but, unfortunately, some of these words still make sense, because holivar is this is a meaningless dispute. so, attention to the question . the wife cannot be entrusted with buying a car, she chooses the wrong one, the man said what his wife is looking at. they just broke it, you just broke it dmitry you broke our device, but you are the first, don’t worry, everything will be
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fine. so we are not islands. so dim once again cannot entrust his wife with buying a car, she chooses the wrong one, the man complains about what his wife looks at when choosing a car. this is the shortest question in the history of our program. well maybe i think this color is the color she's looking at color. she looks at the color and looks at the scoreboard. we're coming back. sergey let 's think about what she can look at, what a man will look at in size, because they always say girls, boy. let's try if it's not included in the first option. eh, appearance then size, look at the size. not a bad car word,
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, accordingly, we are the three of them, probably already popular. yes, they opened the light, the appearance, of course, the dimensions, 18 company. come on, yes, well, an important factor is the price of the car. ahh. he sent her, like to buy a car. she's in three just discussing. she says, i want a car for four and a half cartoons, and they have a budget of 300 million . if you trust the audience, and of course it’s better to trust the audience, right? such situations price price we check the price. there is such a person. well, alexander, let's discuss. yes? come on, let's let the interior light match the color. yes me too. it seems to me that they have such a soft, cool seat on the steering wheel. maybe she
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's looking for a bellows mechanic or a machine gun about the transmitter box. by the way, where we were in heaven, of course, and it seems to me that this is the first place gearbox. yes, the mechanic's box is all the answers. yes, yes, yes, now 234 will open there. so this is how to convey it, well , automatic or manual, as you formulated it there, right? so we arrived, and so the problems began. why did you start this male feminine femininity? i’m telling you , mirrors dmitry, hang around, and we’ll pass it on already a relationship with the team, where the woman looks at
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the interior stuffing, at the innermost view. yes we have an appearance. and this internal one is visible. yes, you’re even like an inner world for a woman, the fate of a car dealership, it’s not externally. not externally , inside the interior, and she looks at it, of course, first of all, she’s finished looking at the color, the dimensions, the company. she looks right away, of course, you answer and at the same time we check the fur in unison. salon eight people you i ask you for women's shoes, that is five people or less. yes, that's what they answered, rather in total, of course, you are left with rare ones. and it can be even more difficult. oh, you know, uh, like gasoline or gas, there’s no such thing, maybe it’s a man. yes , i suggest some kind of savings, maybe a hatch. listen, i say, excuse me, i’m giving you a hint,
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after which you have three seconds. what a woman looks at, and three at herself in the mirror 1 mirror. i was scared, i knocked him down. okay let's do this. well, i don’t know, i think it’s cool that she can look in the mirror instead of thinking about the mirror’s answer. yes, in general, i’m sure, i’m absolutely not sure, as far as possible, but i answer everyone sergey, what do you think? i didn't think anything at the last minute. i just enjoyed the stereotype, but we want so the answer may be the presence of icons. yes it's sexy. four people, well, what can you do, stereotypes? yes, but, nevertheless, people answered like this 146 359. it was a triple game ahead of the authorities, but
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wake up, dear tv viewers. you look, a hundred to one we already have a game. on the contrary, in this competition you can get 240 points. if you guess the sixth answer that is not the most popular, if you guess the most popular you will receive only 15 points attention question which fairy tale character could move through the air for 20 seconds? we are trying. guess the 6th answer. i also thought that the fairy-tale character could be a folk tale. foreign domestic attention, please. acting school answers
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first lena but this is not certain. so which could a fairy-tale character move through the air? well, of course, maybe with the help of some devices, but on your own. am i sure to adapt well on my own? let's nils with the wild goose fixtures. so nils is accepted and the wild geese. yes, uh, it seems to us that carlson had a propeller on the back, and he was flying with a propeller, so you pulled us into the scandinavian. well, ok , carlson is accepted, nils is also accepted, let’s check. what other answers were there? you had a lot of options. who else? let's open grandma's
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, one of you will have to go into a dark , deserted room, but not for long. we'll take you from there we'll pull it out. it will be sergei, it will be sergei , sergei, please. the two of you need to score a total of 200 points; you will have five questions that you will have to answer in 15 seconds. try not to overthink it. you can listen to the hints, then you will definitely lose, because you simply don’t have time to listen. you must answer five questions , let's go, time has passed since i said the last letter of the first question, what do they do with a needle. what kind of geese are there? swans; what are the seeds inside a watermelon; who are the most big ears? uh up in the closet in the closet. so we
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are checking your answers to the first question, what is done with a needle. you said, they sew , they sew, and just like you answered 28 people, 28 good is not so bad. what types of geese are there? you said swans can be geese. how many more answered? also, you said that there are seeds inside the watermelon, we accepted and this gives you how many points is five? does anything else happen? i think, yes, people decided to regulate the watermelon inside, sometimes there is something else that needs to be found out. who has the biggest ears, but here, in general, who has the answer
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how many times did rashki answer like that? 23 people and finally the last fifth question, where are the documents stored? you said in the closet, this is logical and also answered. 16 people 83 points come back, the result is not bad, and we are waiting for sergei sergei there really is nothing to hear. yes, absolutely still good. so five questions and alexander played well. say on the scoreboard, 83 points, well, great , that’s enough to score. how much is 117. do you count that fast? yes, i’m a mathematician by training, but this won’t help me in any way now, maybe it will, we’ll see, because
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what can i say, the mathematics section, if i'm not mistaken, so let's go, we have 20 seconds 20 seconds 5 seconds more, because perhaps such a terrible signal sounds and you should instantly give a different answer , let's go. uh, pulp, who has the biggest hare ears, where are the documents stored in the folder? thank you please check the answers, what do you do with a needle? the most popular answer was sewing logically. yes, that’s what alexander answered. 19 people said
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the tattoo: not bad, not bad at all. well, what should i do, it happens, you said pierce. who else said? no one remembered this. we, if you want, we can what kind of geese are there? wild, 30 people said, white, 21. you answered okay, okay. at least, mathematically, we accurately hit the number 100. this is already a great achievement. next, what are
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the seeds inside a watermelon? - 23 people answered. well , you said pulp and this is the most popular answer and the same as you answered 150 people. who has the biggest ears in cheburashka? well , strangely enough, only 23 people answered this way. yes, strange, maybe it was artistic the film elephant, which collected 10 billion rubles. we don’t know, but ruslan’s elephant has a hare, yes, 33. yes, i agree, well, in terms of area , the elephant said this, and the hare said so. so, well, the only question is: were there 59 people who kept documents in folders? well, if there are 16 in the closet, i can
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hello on the russia tv channel vesti in the studio irina rossius and the main topic for this hour is artillerymen destroying equipment and strongholds of the ukrainian armed forces near work another british challenger tank was destroyed 2 drones attacked military targets in kiev in russia today the main and conclude.
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