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tv   Likhoradka  RUSSIA1  October 13, 2023 9:20pm-10:21pm MSK

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you hold me like a straw , when you have scattered your friends throughout life, hold me, hold me, hold me, salon, hold me, hey, chipmunk beast, mine, you can’t manage not to break, antoshechka, dear. get up, honey , get up, come on, come on, come on, put it on faster, if it’s faster, then put it on backwards, it’s okay, when you’re late, you can put it on backwards, oh,
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seryozhka, hi, where’s mom? yes, here , here, you hear that, come on quickly, vasya will drop us off on the way to the car depot, come on, come on, quickly, come out, my ex called, well, they they brought finnish puffer coats, you need them, yes, but what color, dark, puffy ones. oh, well, did you quarrel again? well, you came back, asked for forgiveness, he’s some kind of crazy, what a fool, what a fool you are, thank you, and also the teacher, how we trust you with our children, valush, you don’t need a puffy finnish coat, what color, yes puffy ones , okay, i want sashka from czechoslovakia, come on, climb in.
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be careful, god bless you, vasechka, he won’t disappear after me, kindergarten, first, or what? as always, my darling, as always, cold, all yours, sorrows, under black water , koratka in the previous episodes, the doctors here will simply be torn to pieces, mr. president, the russians know how to survive, they will come up with something. russian myologists continue to fight enbova, who is advancing in africa. no, brigadiers, we need discipline, if we don’t have it, we will lose this battle. my russian colleagues and i are doing everything possible and even more. their colleagues in moscow, without sparing themselves, are creating a new vaccine. i will worry and call
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, please pick up the corpse to create a vaccine, step. well, there are limits after all. i'm alone for i'll answer everything. but the real difficulties are yet to come. we are very disturbing to someone, nikolai ivanovich. this means the stakes are high. it looks like they have declared war on us, but we will win it. fever. we'll watch the continuation on monday on rtr. are you used to watching videos online? stopped working , install, open, watch, russian channels, all series, movies and cartoons, educational programs and documentaries, watch, watch in the application or on the website, congratulations on our anniversary. we look at the weekend,
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fate gave her a chance to live another life, 24 people were hospitalized with comparisons of varying severity, one woman died, but this is someone else ’s life, please forgive me, this is my place , i’m sorry, i got mixed up, i pissed myself, stop it, i ’ll sit here, what’s the difference, i crashed in a car accident and i’m everyone evening i come home, i’m waiting for the door to open, she’ll come in, you like this young man , i don’t know, probably yes, well, what’s the matter, i have to confess to you, lyudmila and i were on the same bus, i accidentally took over her place, and she sat on mine, that is, if not you, then luda would be alive, my alien life, on saturday on rtr. on sunday, uncle andrei
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, uncle, i can’t find my wife, i want you to help, songs from the bottom of my heart, andrei malakhov’s evening show, sunday on rtr.
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good morning, valya, marry me, at least you remember my name, before you propose to me, my name is olgo, let’s step aside, you have one minute.
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i understand that everything looks ridiculous, i didn’t want to start with this at all, you see, olya, i haven’t... never been married, but i lived to be 36 years old, fell in love, dreamed of a family all my life, yesterday you said so unexpectedly, so not for today, remember that it’s bad to be alone, but no, it’s bad for anyone, well, is family like a clan? everything just has to be, the rest is unimportant, it’s interesting, it doesn’t even matter whether i love you, let’s say, yes, but we don’t choose our homeland in advance, we’re just born first, then we learn to love it and appreciate it, as they say,
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to fulfill our duty, first we we just find it, you don’t love anyone now anyway. so why am i worse than others, besides, i understand you better than others, i even it seems that i have known you for a long time, and that i have been at your home, even lived, so you would like to live with me, well, if, of course, you agree, i don’t have my own apartment, you understand? i live with my mother, i’m writing my dissertation, well, let’s live together, well
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, not this morning, and it’s probably time for you to go to work, i’ve already said three times more than i was allotted, you’ve got it all. i wish you happiness. olya, but if my words don’t seem like complete nonsense to you, if you ever feel really bad, you will remember how i told you: let's live together, all the best.
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hello kiril ivanovich, that's it. a date, a breakup, a promise, but washing, cooking, kirivalich, reading fiction, well, i don’t believe that beautiful , smart girls live such a boring life, the working day is just beginning, and you’ve already been asked who? who are you interested in? hello, olga nikolaevna,
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hello, vadim mikhailovich, hello little one, don’t be afraid to hear something around you, but let him envy you, of course, such a brave man is sitting next to you. how long have you been brave? with today, and what about beth? are you tired of everything ? are you tired of everything? that's it, i, you are the opposite, listen, what do you do on the weekend? i’m sitting with antushka, but what? is it possible to take it somewhere? it’s impossible, lariska’s earring is sick. but my husband can’t take it, after all.
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vadim, i’m sorry, but i would like to know what happened, baby it happened a long time ago, 2 years ago , i can’t do this anymore, i’m tired, tired of looking at the clock, hiding in corners, tired of tormenting you, and myself too, but come up with something happy weekend, and don’t ask why, but keep it in mind. i i’m determined, if you don’t do as they ask, i’ll steal it, woman, sonya, hands up, this is for all the worries.
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oh , anton filippovich, you ungrateful piece of trash, young man, the whole daddy, better go say hello to your sister, they put your grandmother in charge of the chat, i have a performance at the graduation in the house of culture, your ex and his new one are also sitting at home, you look bad, and your dog will be here and the bear doll katya is tired give your cat a pulse too and the other snowball and what color would be nonsense yeah low blood pressure take a bath with baduzan and start it if you have a lover, it means you have a good one and go quiet?
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you have it, it means it will go away on its own, there is, he left you money, the elements , as the late dunya said, there’s not much here, it’s normal , it’s normal, after all, he finally got it for the textbook, and what are you doing with pencils, where are you running, in business trip, weekend, yes.
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i feel sorry for antoshka, he would have enough memories for a whole year, yes, if anything...’ he’s generally a terrible coward, you know, i rode him on a pony at the zoo, and the horses ran after each other, i then ask him, well, how you i liked it, no, he says, i was always afraid that the pony that was catching up with me
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would catch up with me and bite me, can you imagine, he decided that the horse was running after him on purpose, they are funny guys. vadik, let's get married, i'll give birth to a girl. well, why are you doing this? what did i say? we agreed, why, why? because everything is so simple, if people love each other, baby, i’m
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not a baby, i’m 30 years old, why? well , at least because today is a dream, a fairy tale, a fairy tale baby doesn’t repeat itself every day, i’m not a baby, why, well, because that's why? what the hell, why?
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sit a little, i'll give you the keys.
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tired, olya, m, your house, you'll get some sleep, right? you will understand that everything is fine, baby, see you tomorrow.
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allo, allo? olya, it’s you, yes, hold me, straw, hold me when there’s a 12 storm storm around, hold me, straw, hold me when you’ve scattered your friends throughout life.
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hold me, hold me, hold me, straw, hold me, anton, anton, today you will stay in the garden , i don’t want, well, you never know what you don’t want, i have things to do, work, valya is on duty today, she will stay with you. well, come on, come on, get ready, we’re late, and tomorrow you’ll take me, i don’t want to go for a five-day stay, even if it’s a five-day stay, what’s wrong with that, antosha, dear, it’s necessary, valya will be with you, i’ll come every day, really, i don’t want to go for a five-day stay .
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i don’t want a child for five days, this is a punishment, i don’t want for five days , i don’t want for five days, i don’t want for five days, i don’t want to, don’t get ready, don’t piss off your mother, grandfather’s garden. well, my dear, be a man, well, everything is fine, one, two, take hands, let's go, currency, you make sure that he doesn't opened up, otherwise he has a way of sticking his leg out, and you have blacksmiths, don’t worry,
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mom. so, we cross the street, look left, right.
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hello, hello, please come in, these are all your things, mainly undress, books, notebooks, dissertation materials. come on in, now, you are wearing a winter coat, so winter is ahead, where
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to go, where you want, are you at home? it’s really somehow so difficult at once, but in general this is how i imagined everything. here, please, thank you for the new life, but let’s do it for you first let's drink to yours... i just didn't think that this would actually happen, thank you, you know, let's get straight to you, we have to somehow start our
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lives, what is liqueur, and what is tasty? and now we probably need to kiss, of course, we’re on our way now, let’s hit this river guy again, let’s hit him. well, great, every
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day, of course, i don’t promise you such a dinner, but still you are a wonderful hostess, usually women, for some reason now they are embarrassed about this, and why, but a woman should. woman, it's a gift of fate that i met you, just like that, a real russian woman, who excuse the banality and rush the horse into a burning hut, to the end of the world for the december rain, i am now. you are good, kind, bright, there are no people like you now, so something got into my eye , let me look, it was you who were following us, i thought
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you would tell after you, your room was released this morning, he left alone, i was afraid to talk to you about bogdan, and if he looks for you, and if he calls, you will answer, my beloved premieres on saturday on rtt. you look 100 to one, what is our task? open the board, we’ll handle it, if you ask, then with a hint, the name of which character from pushkin’s works everyone knows, how much will be 7.8 7.8 how much a who speaks a lot and loudly at work, if you answer, then with humor, i would think, chop, no, pinch, problems with water, light, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry
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, algebra, physics, chemistry, headache kit , god forbid, now, if you win, then 100 to one. every saturday and sunday on rtr, this is for you, well, get some sleep, gentlemen, a moment of attention, today is a big day, a big holiday, it's been a while since we've seen each other. bela, well, you know, for every cool fighter he will find an even cooler one, you fell in love with them, but who do you want, your wife or your boys, don’t ask stupid questions now, they are still loved, you are responsible for
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your words, i am always responsible for your own words, heroes of your time, beauty, rapping, the whole team, just... we look at the platform. here is the terrace, but it was so smart, get used to it, yes, yes, get used to it, now you will have to see me not only at the parade. sit down, i
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’ll tell you something else, it means we’ll live together let’s do it this way: in the morning i will feed you and leave for work, you will also work at home, on your dissertation, you need an office to work. well, in the kitchen, no, in the kitchen, there will be me, a tv, a telephone, so as not to interfere, we will buy a desk, first we will borrow from antoshka, why from antoshka, at any, and by the way, where is he, he will be, but not right away we we must get used to each other, i love children, they love me, he? he looks like
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what grade he’s in, he’s in kindergarten, he’s still five years old. and what wonderful winter evenings there will be, when we are all together, and you, and antoshka, and me, we will receive guests, both larisa and valyushka, feed just as deliciously, argue, life will be magical, i have a toast, i’ll pour it, i propose: i drink to your words, which is
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love, respect, duty - that comes later, and most of all the main thing is to start believing, so let's start tomorrow morning, why morning, because morning is a continuation, because morning and evening are wiser, because it's time to go to bed. no, well, it’s early to get up tomorrow, you won’t fit on antoshka’s bed, i ’ll put a folding bed in his room for you, but i like folding beds, i spent half my life sleeping on a folding bed, oh, folding bed, folding bed. my dear friend since childhood
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, help, oh, order, what are you doing? something is wrong, tell me, well, you really decided that together, forever , you understand, i really need to be alone somehow, just one evening, to comprehend all this, to think, you yourself said until the morning. and morning in the evening, well, go to bed, good night.
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washing, cooking, reading fiction, no, kiril ivanovich, date, parting, promise, bravo, but what kind of life is this, home, kindergarten, work, so, you know, honey, it doesn’t take long to lose your shape. well , you like me, kirill ivanovich, to be honest, to be honest, you do.
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larisa, hello, you’re alone, yes, no, come up to me faster , what happened, he was jealous of her, from tella, you see, or with a hockey stick, i honestly tell him, i was at lariska’s birthday party, you can ask lariska. and he’s like a creature, who threw you by the tongue? why should i lie if nothing happened? he asks me if i danced, i say, well, just think twice with one boy, and he accompanied you? i say yes to the trolleybus stop, oh, well
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you’re such a fool among us, valya, you know sashka that you’re getting into trouble, saving your life is a lie, i ’m afraid of him, why don’t you leave him? anyway, he didn’t work out as an athlete, but what are you talking about, you can’t imagine the intrigues around him and in general he’s been through so much , that’s why he has such an explosive , unstable character, he’s the person, don’t open it, well, you’re crazy. maybe it's for me, who's there? laris. do you have valyusha? are you crazy? i've been asleep for a long time now. and where is it, how do i know,
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well, open it for a little wine, open it. i'm not alone, yeah stop lying, who should you be with? what are you, a fool or what? so, either you open it, i 'll break the door. he'll really break it. whoever gives me the door will be there. are you crazy? sasha, stop it quickly. do you hear what i told you? lariska’s door has nothing to do with it, then come out, she won’t come out to you, of course, and don’t ever come here again, leave here forever, you’ve ended all relations with her, and you’re a fool if you come out to him, you understand , it’s not clear, i need to call herbert, but in moscow, he’s a muscovite, but no, he’s in leningrad, preparing an exhibition, lord, what is he doing, his key is broken, sasha. sashenka, stop it right now, your collarbone is broken, sasha, sasha, little head, come
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on, come on, stop, stop, don’t listen to her, shut up, please, my baby is sleeping, herberta martinovich, please, herbert, hello, this is olya speaking, valya’s friend, sasha’s girls, it is necessary for you to come urgently, because your friend is breaking the door, valya says you. can you come? sashenka, you hurt yourself, sasha, answer me, sashenka, oh, lord, yes, do it, whatever you want, lord, idiots, sasha, just get your own man, and command him, he’s in trouble, sasha, it hurts, very much, sasha, why are you so stupid to me, well, well, well, that’s it , oh, well, what a fool, god, it hurts, yes, you can go, sashenka, tell me, do you love me, tell me, please, me,
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tell me, everything will be fine, everything will be true, i said, well, sashenka. who? olya, yes, it's me, herbert. oh, just a minute, herbert, hello, please come in, lord, i'm sorry, for god's sake, i forgot to call you, that everything was already going well, but nothing, no problem, lord, it turned out somehow inconvenient, excuse me, please, i didn’t really think that you would come,
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but you woke up, i came, yes, here, but you have a screwdriver, i don’t know , or a knife, yes, a knife, of course, here you go, thank you. sorry, i don’t feel at all guilty when the equipment is not in order, what are you talking about, it ’s you, i’m sorry, i’ve already upset you, you’ve probably already... you called the exhibition, and you ’re working so late? yes, you have to, at least the
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opening code, that’s life, i hope it won’t happen again, thank you very much, you’re welcome just come to us without any emergency. larisa will be very happy, thank you. i’ll call you if you allow me, yes, of course, of course, call me, definitely, definitely, thank you very much and excuse me again that this happened, stupid, nothing, nothing, i didn’t think, well, goodbye, goodbye, thank you , excuse me, well, i’ll call, of course, call, goodbye, all the best. what 's going on, are you moving out, why, where is the premiere on rtr, i miss you, i love you, wait,
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wait, a second, mouse? finally, i have decided everything, we will give birth in germany, vitya, fever, on monday, on rtr. ivan, you are studying with yesha, no, i am addressing students at the institute of contemporary art, where i teach. we have an exclusively amicable relationship, what will the hare do if he finds himself in the apartment, jumping 2 meters from a place, and the speed of the hare is 70 km/h. oto is a very active dog, we need to direct this research energy of his in another direction, nose work, among friends, a program for the whole family, on saturday at rtr, we know each other, we
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studied classics in the same class. once upon a time me betrayed by a man whom i loved very much, i don’t understand what you’re talking about, he went to moscow, together with vera, they will get married there, olga arndgolts, why can’t we return the past, alexey fatiev, but we have real ones, your husband is for you cheating and pregnant, you can't. to enter the same water twice, i don’t like it, but a child must have a father and a mother, the ninth wave. jack, i’ve decided everything, i don’t want to stay anywhere else without you, on sunday on rtr, i’m a famous couturier,
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anatoly kabanov, i can just push for you. tolcha kabanov, i recognized you right away. she got into a fight with a mannequin because he was wearing the same blouse as hers, came home, you see, the wife is dejected, don’t be lazy, blow your nose into the curtain, that’s it, the issue is resolved, parade of humor, premiere on saturday on rtt.
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hello olya, hello vadim, i completely forgot my old friends, this... understand, understand as you want, it means that the old friendship is in disarray, but it turns out we were friends , i don’t see you at planning meetings, we haven’t spoken for two months, well , what’s new in life, i’m getting married to vadim.
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that’s why i think it’s the baby running away from me, did you think, baby, that he would run after you all his life? congratulations, who's the lucky one? it doesn't matter, the person... who, unlike you, wants me to be happy, why? i also wish you happiness, with all my heart, thank you, field, what else do you need, that there is nothing, i wanted
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to offer you a ride, they’ll give me a ride, about old memories.
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i would like to wish all specialists from all soviet enterprises and organizations great success in the conversations that they will have when visiting the stands and inspecting the exhibits of our exhibition, in this case expecting big things. i consider the exhibition a success in the exhibition. vous pouvez garder ça comme le petit souvenir de notre exposition. boriska, i have to give an answer, well, what could be the answer?
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well, of course, yes, you know, he is a real man, and others are not real, others, well, others, he came , he left, don’t be sad, baby, and behind herbert you and antoshka will be like behind a stone wall, look how smart he is man, what about those others, right? but they can’t see that a woman lives next to them, beautiful, young, with whom you will be happy, the grave of life, she has everything for i have this, experience, and intelligence, and even a ready child, please, no need to wash diapers, and a car, a car of unspent love, only of course it’s all frozen, like in the cherry store in winter, and you come and warm up your attention. you don’t have to win 100,000, so you know that marry herbert and don’t think twice about it, and forget what we talked about women’s independence.

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