how did i get here and gave birth to you or what? what are you and you don’t know bender well? what was that on the strip? i don’t know, i think it’s a dog, exciting series, we’re putting together an orchestra, we’ll perform shestakovich’s seventh symphony, whoever doesn’t take risks, luck doesn’t smile , we’ll succeed, i’ll be the one doing the surgery, i’m scared, as if i’m not me, unfortunately , there is neither a motive for the murder nor a connection between the murders, but there is one, and we will find it, i remind you once again that this is my investigation, let’s agree in advance, you coach, i’m a player, a dizzying show and the best music, and you generally spend most of your life on your feet or on your head, even i don’t know, i want to read, please read, i can’t read, turn on the music blogger, my hope

the house is based on the song of russia, in general russia is a very melodious country, inimitable humor and entertainment for every taste, this is the richest bandit in all the wild poured hot water on himself once, are you ready, but i’m telling my wife, i’m leaving, i looked back, she i've already packed my things, meeting the stars, what's more difficult, becoming good a person or to remain, the question is of course an interesting one, both are difficult, and another, i rarely cry, almost never, i don’t allow children to cry either, i only allow them to cry when the flag is raised and the anthem is played. the whole studio is discussing the nature of the conflict, why mother, son and daughter-in-law have not communicated for 5 years, advanced documentary films, and now the flag of the russian federation is rising over the norwegian sea. this was one of the most striking episodes of historical triumph.

what will this day be remembered for, when the whole world calls black white, we choose the truth, yes this is reality, vladimir putin sits in this chair, he, as you and i remember, enters the hall through these doors, without which it is impossible. imagine russia only on the rtr-planet channel.

hello, hello, our dear viewers, welcome to our weekly parade of humor, tell me, lena, what do you think is a woman? different from a man, oh, what an unexpected question, well, a woman is a river, and a man is the banks, and the stronger the river, the stronger the banks should be, that is , a divorced woman is a woman who lost its shores, and now who are you hinting at, karan, i’m hinting at no one at all, i’m talking about women, continue, continue, well, secondly, in every woman there is... this is also an interesting question,

that’s where exactly is this highlight located? oh, i, well, i don’t know, i’m a karen, well, in my head, for example, instead of my brain, or what? there are different options, it happens that a woman has not just one highlight, but many, but now i understand that a woman is, this is a cupcake, well, in general, a woman is an endless source. for discussion, we can talk about women endlessly, and today we’ll talk about them, wait, wait, lenochka, what about men? well, about men, if there is time left, and now artists will appear on stage to help us figure this out, stage elena vorobey and nikolai alipa, meet, number, number unknown, interesting, hello? yes, yes, zoya fedorovna,

of course, i recognized you, how glad i am to hear from you, no, you are not on any black list. i didn’t add you, don’t yell at me , don’t, i saw it myself, the lift was successful, that a dimple appeared on the forehead, it’s a navel, i say navel, yes, it’s normal that you they wanted 17 braces, is it a joke, no, i could n’t pull it higher, i ask you, calm down, come to my clinic in 2-3-4 days, i ’ll arrange your package, fashionable for youth, i’ll do a piercing, with a bead, yes on promotion, yes, a bead as a gift, yes, goodbye, zoya

fedorovna, shar pei, blacklisted, yes, sign in, hello, hello, come in! do you recognize me? no, i have the same crap, i don’t recognize myself, listen , i really don’t recognize you, it’s strange, why, why, why, i’m swollen, how do i know why you’re swollen, maybe after yesterday, i’m swollen, that’s my last name, but the swelling is anastasia u... you know, no , but i recognized you right away, it was you who performed plastic surgery on me, what kind of surgery, for what promotion, for what promotion, and i’m also interested,

there were a lot of promotions that day, there was such a thing, pump up your lip with us, get playful eyes, for sure. and the main thing i’m looking at is how i know this look, i’m the one who made it, there’s so much fire in your look, i just want to follow you, you know, they’re already walking, some people are walking, but for now only children, but they’re walking, a lot walking, yes, shouting, something do it, don’t strain, children are angry, it’s better not to strain, life is leeches. i, too, would cling to you with pleasure, let’s do what adults say, well, well, you have a husband, i have a husband, thank you, doctor, i was part of the action here, so let’s say what my husband said

when i saw you, he was just surprised, at first he winced, he thought that i was with him... and , well, i’m playing, and then he said, now it’s clear who you remind me of, who, the light bulb in the entrance, in what sense, also says, you blink disgustingly, you want, he says, unscrew one, and screw the second one, so that something is in place - stand up, stand up, stand up, but you know what? i’m also glad that i got into the door, because today i have a promotion: two playful eyes for complete ecstasy, so, look carefully, there, go,

find the cash register there, pay the money, then come, go, thank you, i’m with i can hardly see it with one eye, are you a doctor, i have another question, how does it mean that since my eye was done at your place, it means that it’s your lips that you ripped out for me, and my lips turned out awesome, i can feel it, especially in windy weather, you know, the lower lip flies all the way behind your back, be careful, let’s listen, lips are my strong point, i made them for you using the latest technology: gubicus elasticus, i have problems because of your technology, what are they? i can't drink coffee, why? leaks, i can’t

swim in open waters, steep rivers, lakes, excuse me, but why is this? the fish climbs to kiss, in a hickey, i am in the summer. i went into the pond, ran out a minute later, why, if i had stayed a little longer, i would have gone to spawn. listen, let's leave the fishing and let's go back to my husband, there is no one to return the cart, not a doctor, you pay attention, what, what did my husband say when he saw these gorgeous lips, asked why the bees took revenge on me, and then, when he found out that i suck at all this, artistry, i went to work, paid for it with a credit card, acted like... a real, complete

sage, one might say, he packed up his things, stopped talking, and quickly moved out, one might say, he moved out very quickly, though a review on your work, aged, interesting, read it, his lips inspired him, yes. it's all over between us, i’ll say goodbye at the end, idiot, with those lips, thongs need to be worn on the face , thongs, thongs, doctor, wait, we didn’t give you thongs, but what did i get , of course, you got a set for a week on sale, two sets for the price of three, so that 's it.

go, yes, find the cash register there for the thongs, pay for the thongs, put them on, go already, go, now the doctor, i almost left , doctor, just a second, tell me, what kind of lump appeared here, that this wasn’t there before, no, before this wasn't here before there was a plain, i remembered, that day there was another promotion, another one, and come and pump your lip with a bonus, you’ll get breasts, what am i saying breasts, just a second, doctor right? then answer my question, why alone, doctor? why alone? i asked why one doctor, i asked bevy , why one, so here’s the second one, where is the second one, here, wow, my lips are scattered, on different floors, you know, implants have a period of migration, he’ll take a walk, will take a walk and come back, my chest is engorged, it’s funny, so it turns out i have... an implant, in what sense, mom

she said, he’ll take a walk and come back, listen, i’ll tell you, as a specialist, you look extraordinary, yes, yes, the neighbors saw it too, awesome, doctor, would you like to do something, you know what, let’s negotiate, let’s, duitor, for you special offer, yes, yes, in order to start life anew, you need to improve your brain, this is for you, one as a gift, and, yes, okay, the second is only 100, that’s only 100 rubles. yes, 100,000 rubles, there, run, cashier, find the money, pay , then come, come on, thank you very much, be careful, doctor, i'm a crab, a crab i’m moving, this is normal, because this is normal, now i’m running like this, doctor, you know, lenochka, i’ve been wanting to ask you for a long time, yes, yes. why are you women so concerned about dieting? well, what do you mean, why? well, every woman thinks that she

is overweight and dreams of losing weight, you know, karen? yeah, this extra weight, where does it come from? maybe you just need to eat less? you see, karen, a woman has a whole menagerie, look, there are cockroaches in her head, butterflies in her stomach, cats in her soul, they all want to eat, so she feeds them a little... lenochka, they told me a story, one woman loved to eat, but she couldn’t lose weight, then the husband came up with a way, he was driving a car and gave his wife bills through the open window, so she ran after the car and thus lost weight, well, as a result, how many kilograms did she lose? and not how much, because as soon as she saved up 3,000, she immediately ran to the restaurant for lunch. so all your diets are a waste of money, no, karenna, you can expect anything from a woman

, but we know exactly what to expect from a man who is about to enter the stage, and what can you expect from this man, and you will see it now, karen, because on stage , meet sergei drobotenko, you know. still, you can’t, you can’t go into trade with weak nerves, anywhere but there, i have a wedding planned on friday at 12 , i missed it the day before, i don’t have a suit, well, friends, they helped me out, they helped me out, they gave me the address of a trusted, specialized store, either they

mixed something up, or the store moved, i don’t know, i arrive at the indicated address. i glanced briefly at the name shop ritual, but in the confusion it didn’t dawn on me that this , to put it mildly, is not exactly the ritual that i have to perform, no, well, someday it will happen, of course, but not on friday at 12, i run up to the counter, say to the woman, the seller, hello, help me choose a suit, the woman with a mournful voice asks: what size are you interested in? i say, well, just think about it, i take it upon myself, in fact, this is the first time our men take it upon themselves, don’t take it upon yourself. tell me, how’s your mother’s language? doesn’t it wrinkle? man, still

nobody complained. i say that the colors are so gloomy, black, gray. but what about rejoicing, well, i don’t know, i would, i would like something to match the color of my eyes, excuse me, who will be there to look after you, no, but what do you think, everyone will immediately get drunk to celebrate, or what? this is also an option, you know, give me something white, men are white, we only have slippers, my feet are wide, they don’t pinch. and when you put them on, will you care? well, in some ways you are right, of course, such an event, it’s not just slippers, such an event, maybe i’ll have it once in my life, but you still doubt it? well, anything can happen, okay, let’s hurry up, i feel like

i don’t have much time left, so what, do you already know the date? so on friday at 12, and how are your family? how do they react? well, how are they always happy? for now, the four of us are huddled in a one-room , and so i’ll move, it’ll be easier, and soon my sister will get together, listen, your family is cheerful, that’s not the right word. well, they got me out on friday to go for a walk for 3 days, what do i think, if the jacket is too tight, i’m in monday i’ll come in and change it, they took it away by ambulance, it doesn’t work anymore, i say, well , you can’t go into trading with weak nerves, anywhere, just not where!

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whom i loved very much, i don’t understand what you’re talking about, he went to moscow with vera, they will get married there, olga arndgolts, why can’t we bring back the past, alexey fateev, but we have real ones, your husband? he’s cheating on you, i’m pregnant, you ca n’t step into the same water twice, i don’t like her, and a child must have a father and a mother, the ninth wave. jack, i've decided everything, i don't want to go anywhere else without stop you, sunday on rtr. one woman remembered from the movies that the last phrase in a conversation is remembered: she told her husband at dinner. you know, honey, i went

shopping, wrecked my car, delicious boch, right? true, the husband answered. unique female logic. another woman complains, i always tell myself that i will start losing weight after the holidays, but i can’t help it. after all, my life is a continuous holiday. now, dear friends, the artist will appear on stage, her life is also a continuous holiday, she will give this holiday to all of us, stage, charming and unique, elena stepanenko.

oh, they often call me a fool, yes, but i ’m not offended, i’m not offended at all, yes, i’m a fool and i’m proud of it, yeah. here are my friends, oh, you know, everyone is smart , that’s why everyone works from morning to night, you know, every morning they get up, go to work, on the subway, in traffic jams, on buses, and in the evening home, just like the subway, in traffic jams, on buses, and i’m a fool, they don’t keep me at any job for more than a month, so i’m in the morning. i’m not in a hurry to go to work, i’m sitting here to my husband’s mockery, yes, no, well, he did it once

tried to force me to work, and then he paid for my waste for six months, he doesn’t send anymore, no, but how, why, i sit at home from work, rest, don’t cook, no, i don’t cook, let the smart ones cook, i remember once we from weddings on a trip with my husband returned, my mother asked, daughter, did you feed your breakfast well there, i said, mother, very well, you know right away, it’s so lucky that we now have a cook at home, that my husband will soon leave me, yes you what, it’s the smart ones that are being abandoned, i know from myself, because not a single man will tolerate a wife who is smarter than him, not one, yes, but a fool of a husband.

they don’t leave, no, because it’s easier with a fool, well, of course, you can hang any kind of foolishness on your ears, here ’s my vadik, he somehow galloped up, hiding his eyes, lyuba, i urgently need to go on a business trip for a couple of days, and i i understand that he needs to go to kray rusanova for a couple of days, well, what do you think, a scandal would be smart. arranged , however, i would have laid out all my suspicions, in short, i would have frayed the nerves of both him and myself, but i’m a fool, i say, vadik, my beloved, okay, that you are leaving, that means you won’t be back until wednesday, yes, very good, on wednesday, when you return, in the morning, or in the evening, and closer to night, oh, vadik, great, i’ll also

manage by the evening and will be waiting for you at home, his face has changed, he completely forgot to think about the business trip, he says, oh, something doesn’t feel good, you know, something doesn’t feel good , i’m probably sick, oh, you know, i’m not going anywhere, no, nowhere, that's it, the issue is resolved, the paradise can rest, one day. do you hear, in the morning he comes, all so exhausted, in lipstick, he smells like a woman, and i say so affectionately , darling, where have you been, if i were smart, he would definitely say, you’re so smart, think for yourself, come up with something, but i’m a fool, so they start noodles with me

hang it on your ears, ah, about a friend i’m injecting with... whom he stayed late yesterday, drank a lot and passed out, a smart person would immediately ask, listen, where does kolya get his lipstick, why does this kolya wear women’s perfume, that’s smart, but i’m a fool , i say, oh, poor thing, how did you suffer all night? my head hurts, oh, i've worked hard, oh, he he was stunned, he said, i’ve worked hard for something, i, i’m this, i drank at a friend’s all night, i say , but this isn’t work, drinking all night, it’s a pity that you don’t get paid for it, otherwise you would

enough for treatment, there is horror in his eyes, they ask what treatment, i say, how is it that after such a night the body is weakened, there is no immunity, the infection is very easy to pick up, he’s wondering what to catch, i say, yes everything, both coronavirus and influenza virus trichonopolovirus, he says, what, i say , quickly run to get checked, otherwise we’ll miss it moment, he ran straight to the hospital. oh, if i were smart, well, i would bring him to light, well, let’s get a divorce or something, but where to look for something new, now he’s a decent guy, he’s a rarity, we agree, of course, he’s my friend, oh, friend mine, listen, i convinced my husband to cheat, well, she divorced him because she was jealous of every tree of him.

he married someone else, now he’s cheating on his new wife with her, just think about it, what did they achieve, but because she was smart, but if she were like me, she’d be a fool, they’d live with her ex-husband, soul to soul, oh, and my other friend, zoya, listen, at the age of 27 she defended her doctoral dissertation, hmm, on the personal front she had antarctica, only penguins, i introduced her, you hear, to one muzykov, and warned her, zoya, i beg you, if you want to get married, just be stupid, but about your dissertation, keep quiet, musicologists are afraid of smart people, listen, i bought them

tickets. she sat behind them behind them, so that she could push zoya, if she forgot herself and was too clever, to show off her doctorate degree, listen, zoya. turned out to be absolute, just a cosmic fool, i even envied her, listen, she’s sitting there, and she’s so thoughtful, he asks her, zoya, what are you thinking about now? she answers him philosophically, i can’t understand, sigismund, how ... there’s cream in these eclairs that you bought me at the buffet , he widened his eyes and was silent, then they went out during intermission, the plover stood under

the portrait of schnitt, and added, do you know, sigismund, that after the first symphony it came to me... he asks what? so i thought, eggs in the store are cheaper than chicken, then why is caviar more expensive than fish? he was already staring at the threads from the portrait, his eyes widened, as you can see, he was dumbfounded, and half an hour later he proposed to her. well, they now already have two children, and zoyka still can’t decide to tell him about her dissertation. it’s clear, this is our advantage, the fool, she never

makes mistakes, never. now an exhibition of contemporary art has been organized at the tretyakov gallery. yes, i’m coming, like crazy, i definitely need to go to the third school, listen. i come, everyone is standing so smart, and from the cold, blue blue, i pass them straight forward, i look through the glass door, and there is a rug lying there, you know, it’s all made of needles, it says, welcome, well, even though i’m a fool , i understand what welcome means - it’s welcome, i’m coming in, listen, calm down! well , when i enter the trotik gallery, i say: well , what kind of crap are you exhibiting here in the trotik gallery? then three art critics run straight up to me and say: woman, woman, you are mistaken, this is not bullshit, this

is modern art, and these needles tell us that the whole people should go and get vaccinated, then everyone will have a bright path, don’t make a scandal, women, please, look, there are so many people, let’s go, we ’ll explain everything to you! they took me through all the halls, explained everything, gave me coffee and cakes, they even wanted to give me a painting , but thank god they changed their minds, and i left, that’s it, i visited the stupid trityakov gallery, and the smart ones are still standing there in line, all blue, oh, well, what else do i want to say, girls, smart ones study with all their might, and a fool gets a higher education without thinking. yes, here at our institute during a session, they are practically smart

they didn’t sleep, but i slept like a groundhog, and before the exams i wrote spurs on my legs, from the knee and above. i was putting on the same skirt, above the knees, i was sitting, legs crossed, and copying from my hip, then the professor came up, i told him, alexander petrovich, dear, help me, i can’t make it out. what's written on my thigh here? professor, he didn’t leave my side for 3 years, and my diploma was the brightest in the course, okay? so, what i want

to say is, you know, with men everything is simple, you were born smart, smart and live, you were born fool, look for intelligence. but for women it’s not like that; a woman should be like that at any given moment. how she needs it, when she needs it, smart, when she doesn’t need it, even smarter, so i was a fool when i was smart, but now i’ve grown wiser, i’ve become a fool, a fool, whatever you take from a fool, it’s understandable.

such a question: why do you, as a woman, immediately create a scandal? well, because we women live by emotions, and you men provoke us to these emotions all the time, yes, yes, yes, it’s because of you, we live in constant stress, right? by the way, scientists proved that a woman experiences the greatest stress when her husband lies on the couch and does nothing, and karen i read that scientists have come to the conclusion that a woman is satisfied with a scandal only in two cases.

when it is necessary and when it is not necessary, no, when a woman is bored, and so that a man does not get bored, lina, well, so that a man does not get bored, it is necessary not to create a scandal, but to show him something amazing, please meet him, stage khabib, abducted , head flies in the air, stop, you are so sad, cold witch, claps eyes, left-right, ceiling, marinka berry, op-op-op, turn your head , stop flying, you are so sad, cold kolinka, bat your eyes, whether, took, ceiling, number one, red girl, eat maybe a day, think

already two, number one, my fairy tale, where is my genie, i would wish for you, rivers, rivers, rivers, in the rivers you are with me, here we are now with you, tra-la-la-tapa-la, come with me to cinema , but if you don’t want to go to the cinema, i don’t even care about the moon, raspberry, oop-op-op, twists your head, top flies, you’re so sad, cold slipper, bursts with your eyes, left, right ceiling, raspberry berry, oop-op-op, turns his head, a bug flies in, you're so sad, cold picture, eyes gobble , left, right at the ceiling, ah-ah, raspberry berry, oh-oh-oh-oh, you my sad girl, number one, my fairy tale, where are we gin, i would wish for you, rivers, rivers, rivers, in the rivers you are with me, oh, we are with you now, tra-la-la-tapa-la, come with

me to the cinema, but you don’t want to go to the cinema, but i don’t care about the moon, malinto berry, op-op-op, turns your head, stops flying, you’re so sad, cold as a woman, your eyes widen, left, right at the ceiling, i year raspberry, turns his head, the dock flies in, you are so sad, cold. the basket bursts its eyes left and right into the ceiling oh raspberry oh-oh you are my sadness ah i'm a god raspberry oh-oh and you know that my friends at the university think that you are my fiancé, tell them the truth, i really love you.

it’s my fiancee’s first time abroad, i want it to leave a pleasant impression, this is a gift for you, why , what are you doing, i won’t take it, i gave you a ring, yes, and you swam, you look like arthur gray from the furry sails, and then what about you? on asol? the hotter it is southern nights, sorry, i shouldn't have done that, why? the brighter the hatred flares up. do you want my favorite premiere, thank you, today on rtr, many of you wake up first thing, check your email, and i, of course, am no exception oskaga, champagne.

if you want to get a sea of ​​positive emotions, tours to abkhazia, i had a week of rest in a skirt, i could barely fit in, you are at the right place, here they will lift everyone’s spirits, kesha wants to read , please read, kesha can’t read, but a man has to earn money, i looked like such a fool yesterday earned from his wife, on air in the morning mail and i am its presenter nikolai baskov. the most positive thing, morning mail with nikolai baskov through sunday on rtr. it is for you? well

, did you get enough sleep? gentlemen, just a moment. we have a small one today. you are responsible for your words, i am always responsible for my words. heroes of their time, beauty, repin, the whole brigade, just on the platform we look, where is your homeland, my brother, and whose

homeland are you, soldier, who do you serve, former friend, tear off everything that is ours, how... together, what do you have will it stay? they went against god, toured all over liberated territory, what is the impression of production, russia comes and the city lives, boris korchevnikov’s program life and fate, from monday to friday on rtr. lyanushka, what do you think, who is smarter than a man or a woman? karen, what do you think here, of course, women. and women, you’ll say too, so i think that men, yes , okay, well, let me tell you a riddle to test your intelligence , come on, i’m ready, listen, what is that small, gray thing that rides and squeaks, but i don’t know, but it’s a mouse on bike, yeah, yeah, what?

so small, black, it rides, but it doesn’t squeak, and i know that, well, it’s not my mouse, no, karenda, it’s the shadow of a mouse on a bicycle, and what’s so big white, it lies there and doesn’t squeak, that’s definitely not me i know, oh, karen, yes, she’s a blonde, she saw a mouse on a bicycle and fainted, yeah, well, in my opinion, the question of who is smarter, karen, is closed, but it’s time to raise the question of who with i’m 100% sure that men funnier even now, lenochka, you will see for yourself, because the stage satirist writer, leon izmailov, i shout,

you know, this is generally naive. about who better, a man or a woman, well, of course, men are worse, yes, well, firstly , a woman is smarter, it’s not me, he said, it’s chekhov, anton pavlovich, he said, he said so, well, where will you find a woman who will marry marry a man just because he has beautiful legs, and men get married all the time. on women's legs, then doesn't know where to take his men's legs. secondly, women always have something to talk about, always, at any time, so ask a woman how you are, that’s all. then you can rest, then again there will be nowhere to insert, woman in general, he can talk on any topic, and

for any amount of time, the husband says to his wife: who were you talking to on the phone for an hour? the wife says, what woman got the wrong number, and because women have a larger vocabulary, the husband says to his wife, listen, i read in the newspaper that men have a vocabulary of 2,000 words, and women have 4,000 words, the wife says, he says: what, what? a woman, of course, is more erudite than a man, a woman practically knows everything, even if she knows nothing, just ask any man, why did the car stop, he will start to explain to you how the gearbox works, he will get a book, he will bother everyone around him, ask the woman why the car stopped? she will answer right away, because she stopped going, that’s it, no need to add? that's right, well, i must say that a woman is more selfless than a man, just tell any woman, let 's get married, after that she

is ready to take off her last shirt, men are not like that , tell a man, let's get married, his face immediately looks like he ate a spoonful of mustard, one is mine a friend says to her boyfriend, she says, we’ve been dating for so many years, let’s say let’s get married, which means that he answered her, he told her, why the hell who needs you here, she still... still thinks that he had i mean, women and, more accurately than men, a man can simply change things like that, and out of the blue, and then he can even confess if he was driven into a corner, and he’ll say so, but what could he do after 400 g without a snack, that is, if there was a snack, he would still hold out until his people arrived, but then where to go, no if she says i cheated on you, she will always say, well, what did you achieve?

there is an urgent issue among women about losing weight, although in our country it has always been considered good when a woman has a body, no, everyone is thin, two women are talking, one says: you know, i had a fight with my husband, i lost 3 kg, my friend says, well, make up , he says, what are you saying, do i need to lose another 2 kg? men, by the way, are indignant and ironic at women ’s logic, this is due to a lack of understanding, women’s logic is good because there is no logic in it, and men’s is better, or something like two men we met, one of them has a black eye, one of them says, what’s wrong with you, he says, but you called your wife, that’s just what happens, yes, he says, it happens, we were lying in bed with her yesterday, she says that- then we haven’t had sex for a long time, i say, not us, but you. for women, the logic is completely different, here’s a conversation from a chat, he asks, how tall are you?

she says: 145. oh, you’re such a little princess, what’s your weight? she says: and the weight is even less, 120. i must say that women, of course, are kinder than men. well, for example, two women break their fast, she says: “listen, you said you got married.” well, yes, you don’t regret it, he says, why not a person, or something, of course, i feel sorry for the guy. but there are vengeful women, if you offend them properly, two friends met, they said: listen, they say you returned to your husband, well, yes, why so, she says, but i can’t see his happy face, women are much more resourceful than men, for example, one woman wanted to fry cutlets, and her kitchen kettle and meat grinder broke down, but a man would definitely refuse this idea, and there is no woman, when getting into a quarrel with your wife, keep in mind, after 15 minutes you will get tired of it, but

she won’t, another piece of advice, a woman should definitely yell, a woman who doesn’t yell is prone to depression, came home, you see your wife dejected, don’t be lazy, blow your nose for the innuendo. and lastly, before calling a woman a bunny, think about whether you have enough cabbage and whether the carrots won’t let you down, that’s it, oh, kharin, you know, i recently heard such a story, a man told me, today we went to divorce my wife, we didn’t get there, had a fight, you see, that's right, it turns out that scandals strengthen families. oh, not always, koren, one of my friends recently had a fight with her husband, she was so upset that she went on

a hunger strike. yes, what time. she doesn’t eat anymore, why doesn’t she and her husband eat? and an acquaintance of mine offended his wife so much that she doesn’t talk to him at all, how did he manage to do this? well, it’s very simple, she asked him to give him a tube of lipstick, but he mixed it up and gave her a tube of superglue, his wife hasn’t spoken to him for a week, and you know, i listened to this story, there was one family, that means they are there we agreed that on the even days of the week the husband will be to blame for all the troubles, and on the odd days the wife, well, on sunday, you know, for balance they gave it to the cat, you know, they don’t swear at all, karen, we need to take it into account, yes, right now, by the way , a married couple will appear on stage, who swear only on stage when they portray other people, on stage valentin korkina and viktor ostroukhov, we meet,

nowadays, money no longer has such a paramount importance, but such an attractive force as before, of course, of course, here it even seems to me that if now from the window of some apartment, during the day someone will throw a lot of money. well, yes, of course, of course, well, so he takes it, so he throws it away, that’s it, and why not throw it away, if it’s an extra one , that’s right, well, it’s an extra one, why not throw it away, of course, of course, he takes it from another pocket like that, just like that so, oops, just like that, i think, no one will rush , where did you go, i say, no one will rush, neither you

nor us, to pick up this money, well, if only one in a thousand, yes, to return, yes, but the rest, well, never, although sometimes still in our time they come across among us , with you, among you and me, sometimes they still come across, some, unfortunately, sometimes they only come across, but often they don’t come across, i ask everyone to stand up, the trial is underway, citizen. it’s not my fault, stop it, why are you making a joke here, but just like in the theatre, you admit, you’ll feel better, but that’s okay, thank you, no, thank you, you admit, you’ll feel better, that’s okay, thank you, that’s not the case ok, during a search they found a million in your place, where did you get it from, someone who, who is it, interestingly, planted it in our

time can give... a million, why are you talking like that, now anyone can do such a nasty thing, yes, yours is a million, the dog recognized you, she, they gave her a sniff, she immediately came to you, the dog, recognized, i’m seeing her for the first time, i have a sense for money, you know what kind of instinct, like this, let me smell it, i won’t tell you right away what it is, but here’s a dog, and what does she understand about money, but that’s enough, stop it, by the way, there are fingerprints on every bill ... your fingers, and this is irrefutable evidence, honestly, not my million, but what i think is everything in the same thing, let's talk about something else, oh, okay , call a witness, swear, tell the truth, only the truth , what can you say about this case, i can say everything, and more specifically, i can say, more specifically, everything

, let’s, yes, they’re stealing, here, they’re stealing, a thief, and even more specifically , even more specifically, well... she stood up to the counter , put on her lipstick, turned away, there’s no counter, okay, let’s leave the counter alone, there you go you know this woman, what about valya korkina, here’s val, whatever you want, i’ll tell you everything, nikolai told me a long time ago, don’t mess with her, but to me you yourself want to live honestly, well, it’s right that i’m seeing it for the first time, like it’s the first time, no, i’m not like it’s the first time, no, you just didn’t? met? no, no, you just met, we met, you’ll hit me more than once a month, just like that, no, just, but when he says you don’t have any money, i got you a job like that, you have three times more than your salary, how is that possible ? , she says, i say, val, well, where is three times, and she tells me, put a million, yes, i work for that kind of money for 2 weeks, she says, i say, a good judge for that kind of money

money, she’s been working for 2 weeks, she says, you’re not a judge, put in a million, or else you’re out of luck? she says extortion, i say: oh-oh, oh, extortionist, here, give it up with your money, what if you haven’t got it yet, right? why, well, why so and so, well, why? this is what you do, you encouraged her, after all, this is where all the evil comes from, i say, they encourage, and they encourage, but now it doesn’t matter - the evil one is coming, keep going, well, korkina, what do you say to this, she’s lying that’s it, they’re shielding themselves, how can he lie, why is everyone lying, everyone around is lying, you’re the only innocent one, yes, then they’ve swept you under the carpet, they’ve swept you under the rug, call a representative of the organization, citizen bukhalkina, uh , the investigation has irrefutably proven that your employee korkina was involved in theft,

bribery, fraud, profiteering, disgrace, abused her official position, yes don’t interrupt me, it’s a shame in the apartment, the head is like a bad judge, i ’m talking in the apartment, cromat, i’m talking in the apartment, you’re directly refusing to assure me, i ’m saying? they didn’t find a large sum of money, a million rubles, that val, absolutely yes, that’s it and it’s interesting to know what characterization the korkin collective gives, did you really think that everything is possible, yes, that everything is allowed, but you’re wrong, you got caught the first time, what kind of characterization they gave you, you were given such a characterization, it’s not a shame to receive an order, somehow the second time once i got caught, what kind of characteristic did you give you, this is your characteristic. in five you can get a job, how is this the third time i got caught, what did you say, what did you promise, we believed you , we met you halfway, you are silent, it’s a shame, that’s it,

our patience is over, we blame ourselves, we we’ll give such a characterization as, discuss everything from all sides, the team thinks, but there’s no place for karkina, that’s right, let her not be surprised by this, that’s it, there ’s nothing, that’s it, that there’s no place for her, that’s right, but in the dock, that’s right, that’s it, go, no , i ask everyone to stand up, the trial is underway, due to the fact that only one dog remains among the witnesses, the investigation is deciding the case against the accused, stop, i told you, i’m innocent.

fever in the previous episodes, the doctors here will simply be torn to pieces, mr. president, the russians know how to survive. they will come up with something, russian miologists continue to fight enbova, which is rampant in africa, i need discipline, if we don’t have it, we will lose this battle, i and my russian colleagues are doing everything possible and even more, their colleagues in moscow are not sparing themselves, they are creating a new vaccine, i will worry and call, please raise the corpse, yes, creating a vaccine is a step, well, there are limits, i will answer for everything, but the real difficulties are still ahead, we are very much in the way of someone , nikolai ivanovich, which means the stakes are high, it looks like war has been declared on us, but we

will win it, fever.