here they will simply tear you apart, mr. president , the russians know how to survive, they will come up with something, russian myologists continue to fight against the one raging in africa, there is no brigade, we need discipline, if we don’t have it, we will lose this battle. my russian colleagues and i are doing everything possible and even more, their colleagues in moscow are not sparing themselves, creating a new vaccine, i will worry and call , please raise the corpse, but creating a vaccine is a step, well, there are limits, after all, i i will be responsible for everything alone, but the real difficulties are still ahead, for some we are very we’re in the way a lot, nikolai ivanovich, which means the stakes are high, it looks like they told us.

but we will win, fever, continuation, look on monday, on rtr, tea, manenka, monyanka, yes, yes, yes, how do you need to love a person in order to take and come to him, what is a strong family built on, of course, an interesting question , on love, what beautiful girls , i thought, he knows how to do everything, this is what a person lives for, he should have a continuation, on what a good conversation is built, on trust, i am so contradictory, wisdom is included i have a trick, my eye is on fire, that is , if you noticed, when everyone is at home on sunday, on rtr. congratulations on

our wedding anniversary, look at the weekend, fate has given her a chance to live another life. 24 people were hospitalized with complications of varying severity, one woman died. but this is someone else's life. excuse me, please, this seems to be my place. sorry, i got confused, i pissed myself, but stop it, i'm coming here, what's the difference? i was killed in a car accident, and i come home every evening, waiting to see what happens now. the door will open and she will come in. do you like this young man? well, i don’t know, probably yes. well, what's the matter? i have to confess you. lyudmila and i were traveling on the same bus, i accidentally took her place, and she sat in mine.

that is, if it weren’t for you, then people would be alive, my someone else’s life, today on rtr, half of them are giving birth , the walls are shaking, big changes have come, in the new season with new renovations, with a slight movement of the hand, we are making three different ones from this room absolutely without glee functional areas, ideas are overflowing, we want to turn the radiator into art object, there will be a lot of surprises and a lot of work, plans are turning into projects before our eyes, i adore plants, i’m generally a plant maniac, real stone flowers will soon bloom from the living room of our heroes,

a lot will become clear, and dreams become reality, as you look, let us in your home, big changes, every sunday on rtr. i want to tell you one interesting story. one man found out that his wife often communicates on a women's forum. well , advice on how to improve relations with your husband, he registered under the female in his name he began to advise his wife how to behave with him, and now his wife lets him go to friends, doesn’t ask for a fur coat, does everything around the house herself, the man says that he has become so happy, he hasn’t felt like this for 8 years, yes, funny idea. but it’s not as

funny as the artist who will now appear on stage, meet karen avanisyan on our stage. i don’t understand why some women like to claim that we are stupid men, that our clothes are scattered around the room, our socks are lying around, dear women, on behalf of all men, i want let me tell you, a real man doesn’t have his socks lying around anywhere. we mark our territory like this: if your husband throws socks around the room, while at the same time sitting next to you with a bottle of beer watching tv, then you are the only woman in the world with

whom he really feels good, and at the same time we are stupid, and you are smart, and of course, one of my friends dragged me through the weight market, you won’t believe why, to show me a blouse that she didn’t like, that’s not all, and then she got into a fight with a mannequin because he was wearing the same blouse as hers, of course, dear women , you are smart, you wash your underwear with towels, and your husband’s underwear with socks, and the main question in your life is, where to go, what to go out in, and

how best to dress in order to look more naked, and we men believe that we should dress according to the weather, and undress only for love, and you also like to claim that when we pass by... shop windows, we definitely straighten up, straighten our shoulders, stretch necks, and from the side we look like giraffes in mating period, and you yourself have noticed that when a woman steps on the scale, she always sucks in her stomach, probably because the scales show less, we guys have figured it out for you a long time ago. in the beginning, before the wedding, you weigh 50 kg, so that it is easier to get into a man’s house, then you quickly gain weight there , so that it is more difficult to push you out of there

, but how women drive a car, well, a woman driving is a separate story, pay attention, the steering wheel hold with two fingers, the varnish dries. with the other hand they put on makeup and talk on the phone at the same time, like women they're parking, wow, people gather around, they're filming on their phones, there's a joke on this topic, a blonde girl parks a car alone, well, she drove forward , hit the car standing in front, backs up, hits the car from behind, a policeman comes up and says: madam, i heard you're parking, here's another... story: a man cries with tears in his eyes, hugs his favorite car, strokes the hood, kisses the car door, cries, screams, wai, wai, mamajan, wai, mom, the upstairs neighbor screams, givi, givi,

what happened , are you selling a car, he he says, no, my wife got her license, but i ’ll tell you this so that there won’t be any accidents. you don’t need to do anything, just men don’t need to pour alcohol, women don’t need to pour gasoline, and one more request, dear, dear women, if we give you flowers, we do it from the bottom of our hearts, but for some reason you have some kind of... it’s a complex thing, since the man had never come with flowers before, and then suddenly for no reason. came close with a bouquet, which means there is a reason after all, she won’t sleep here until she finds out the truth, and will calm down until you admit something to her, no matter what, the main thing is that she saw through you and brought you to clean water, and

then she will calmly go to bed, then she will also be offended that we do not bring her flowers, dear, dear . coming home with a bouquet of flowers is the same as turning yourself in to the police, when a man gives a woman a compliment, it means he wants something from her, well, if it’s a stranger’s woman, and if it’s his own wife, then you must tell the truth, like, honey, you are the best, yesterday i was in this i was convinced again, well, it’s true, and here you can get a decent answer from the lady , i know, dear, you’re not the only one telling me about this, what else we have, but fishing, how could i forget, fishing, let’s better not touch it.

this is sacred for us men, it calms the nerves, relieves stress, i recently went fishing, found a good place , fed it, threw a fishing rod, i sat for half an hour, there was nothing for an hour, i immediately changed the bait again, threw the fishing rod, i sat for half an hour, i waited, i waited for an hour , there was nothing, i changed the location, moved there, fed this place, cast the fishing rod again, i wait for half an hour, i wait for an hour, there’s nothing , i changed the bait again, cast the fishing rod again , i wait for half an hour, i wait for an hour, there’s nothing, if i didn’t know that fishing is nerve-wracking. i would definitely punch someone in the face, dear, dear women, you teach intelligence to reason so that even among us men, the mind goes beyond reason, here is a story that i personally saw, a man in the theater addresses a lady, i really appreciate you please, dear woman, please take off your hat, i paid 500 rubles for the ticket and i want to at least see something, she answered him, you know, what he says, just think, i paid 5,000 rubles for my

hat and i want everyone to see it, it’s useless to argue with women, or maybe there’s no need to argue, maybe we just need to love it, love it the way we saw it at the very beginning , one very wise woman once said about her mother-in-law: i don’t know what to give your son, well, what can i... to a man who has me, perhaps only valerian, or a married couple, a married couple is quarreling, she is screaming, you , you know who, you, you, a piece of idiot, and he is her, and you, my second half, kissed. we are men and women

, two halves of one whole, we are strong, and you are beautiful and we can’t live without each other, being together is our destiny. i wish all those who are still single to definitely find their soul mate, and if you are lucky, then a whole woman. be happy. one of my friends had an argument with his wife yesterday, she said that she needed a new handbag, the friend pulled out all 25 of her handbags from the closet, tried to prove to her that she didn’t need the handbag, so how did it all end? ended up with the wife said: “darling, let’s compromise, will you say?”

"that you are wrong, and i agree with you. karenm, it’s useless to argue with a woman, you’re either wrong or run, you know, lena, sometimes a woman behaves like a traffic police inspector, she’ll stop you, yeah, she’ll talk like crazy, he’ll take your money, ruin your mood, and you’re also to blame, tell me, how can we men understand you women , don’t even try... a woman only needs one man to understand all men, but a man can know many women and not understand a single one , so joke about it we will be back many, many times, and not only us, but our artists, stage yuri oskarov , i meet you, dear women, i want to appeal to you, if a man looks you straight in

the eyes, rest assured, he has already considered everything else, how they shoot eyes into you, lovely women, different men, macho. what are you saying, how do people of caucasian nationality shoot their eyes at women?

we're having a blast, today you and i are having a blast, and i appreciate myself again. how a modest, indecisive botanist shoots his eyes.

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thank you very much, live happily, dear

friends. the eyes are black, the eyes are the mirrors of the soul, and today in our program there are songs dedicated to the eyes. green eyes, you call me a witch. what color are your eyes that you bewitched your husband so green, but i’m not a witch. tea-colored eyes, tea -colored eyes, this is hibiscus in this context, hibiscus sometimes happens, hello andrey, andrey malakhov's evening show, today on rtr.

i just want to be happy, delivery time is 3 days, warranty period is 3 years. but as your name is? didn't i hear? nastya, tell me who he is, that he is a very interesting person, and can support a conversation about art, and is talented. when everything is too good for a couple, you are the most amazing girl in the world. appears third. are you okay? i think about him constantly. who are you anyway? yandruk, right? and i'm the groom. or maybe i was wrong? heaven decides everything. heaven decides everything, on friday at rtr, we gathered

about ten people in the first group, there were short calls, we are going to donets, you are with us, yes, when my soldiers came running, they carried me, another shelling began, they laid me down, lay on top of me... from above, one bullet is still in me, let’s say this is my trophy, we had hunger then, and here comes a grandmother, she’s hungry, but she brings this food to the house and says: baby, feed the dogs, lend a helping hand, olga and i decided that we need to take the kids in, i came across such people, not without a variety, to support with a word, hello, dear soldier and business. without your help you would not have survived, only ours can, honor and praise to you, what you do is simply amazing, from

monday to thursday, on rtr. the french say if you're in trouble, look for a woman, cherchelle femme. oh, it seems to me that the french settled down well, decided all their p well, by the way, lena, there is some truth in this, history knows a lot of women who got into trouble, for example, because of a woman the trojan war began, by the way, name was elena the beautiful, and why are you looking at me like that, yes, i am elena and also beautiful, but to i have nothing to do with this case, by the way, by the way, they also killed because of a woman, he had a lot of friends with cleopatra, but there was no point in getting involved with who he got, and in general koren, no matter what the french

said, they tell us differently in russia , if you want happiness in life, look for a woman, and today happiness will come to our viewers, because natalya karistilyeva is coming on stage, tasik, how are you there alone at the resort, are you bored? well, of course, a man at a resort without a wife has nothing to do? yeah, listen, you asked me to send you another 60,000, what’s that for, the resort fee has been increased, i’m completely exhausted

from loneliness, i’m tormented without a woman’s affection, poor little stasen, listen, turn on the video call, see you, come on! stasik, whose bra is that on the bed? your doctor prescribed warming up your chest, you put heating pads there, i see he also prescribed stockings and thongs for you, how did you feel cold, stasik, why is your bald spot covered in hickeys? did you put cans? why is your back scratched?

sheet. i got caught with pellets, what kind of pellets, and they tore the man’s flesh, tasik, why does it seem to me that you have some kind of woman, this is a picture on the wall of the giaconda, and why is she blinking, whatsapp is glitching, stasik , what kind of guy in shorts with a guitar, gone, this is the leader, and why does he say it’s time to hit him, and masya has radiculitis, well done, stasik, what’s his back busy, well done, go to the car, and what kind of woman is sitting on the sofa, a nurse , why isn’t she in a white coat, fishnet stockings in red underwear with feathers, listen,

what is the nurse holding a glass in her hands? is this saline solution? wow, she swallows the saline solution and snacks on cucumbers. stasik, something is wrong, whatsapp is buggy, it seems to me that giaconda lit a cigarette. oh, what kind of girl is that on the table, dancing and undressing, it’s a physical therapy instructor. shows a set of exercises for radiculitis, listen, i need it too, maybe they’ll train me too, stasik, why did the thug put 100 rubles in her stocking? gave out a prize? stasik, at least show me your number, how you live, show me the camera , it’s a nice number, it’s bright,

stop! what kind of woman is swimming in the bathtub? is the nurse preparing a therapeutic bath? wait, why is she sitting there herself? checks water temperature? why does she whisper, oh my cat? her cat recently died; she just can’t forget, poor woman. stasik? well, something happened today, the internet is glitchy, it just seemed to me that giaconda drank a bottle of saline from her throat, kicked it, and fell out of the picture onto the floor, and why is the thug screaming, stasik, stop talking to your woman, we’re in a restaurant, chicks waiting, the herd wandered into

the restaurant. are you the bravest one in the sanatorium, who can drive them away? i'm proud of you, stasik! here are other men, they go to the resort, drink, they’re walking, and what a great guy you are, you’re taking a therapeutic bath, you’re doing health-improving physical education, well done, what are you saying, i should turn on the video camera , stasik, what do i care about, well, i’m sitting at home in the kitchen, i ’m waiting, okay, i turn it on, where are the men? , this is a picture on the wall, 33 heroes, why are they naked? well, according to the story, they came out of the sea and undressed. stasik, let’s do this, you can rest peacefully in the sanatorium, and... i

’ll wait for you at home in the kitchen. kharin, i want to ask you, what do you think... how can a man surprise a woman? well, i heard about one case when the guy decided to surprise his girlfriend right away on the first date, he took it and didn’t come , but the girl was surprised, yes, but even more surprised was the traumatologist, who couldn’t understand how the guy could trip and hit his head on a frying pan eight times, but tell me , lena, this is how a woman can surprise a man, oh, really.

a woman can surprise with anything, one woman says: honey, when will we have a night of love? the husband says: listen, i’m very tired, but let’s not today, the wife says: sleep. sleep, i'm talking on the phone funny, and now an artist who always knows how to surprise will appear on this stage , svyatoslav yeshchenko, we meet, oh, i see you recognize me, yes, i’m a famous couturier in the fashion world, anatoly kabanov, it’s possible for you. tolcha kabanov, oh, you think i’m all about glamor, yes, i’m in such a life situation right now, i’m freaking out, imagine, the better

model of my agency, natella perpendulkina, set me up like that, on the eve of the show of my clothing collection at high fashion week, a fan came to natelka and brought this sheep her beloved as a gift a nine-week-ripened french cheese, elite, but you know , yes, the taste of this cheese is simply heavenly pleasure, if you eat it with your nose pinched, the smell is so, to put it mildly, specific, as if rotten eggs, dried fish, a t-shirt, so that i don’t burn it, i don’t allow models to eat fatty foods, she quietly hides the stinking cheese in her purse, and

, as if nothing had happened, goes to the storm room, but we don’t know anything about this delicacy, we just smell it delicacy, angelka the mannequin says it’s the groin somewhere nearby. no, maybe someone brought in a bag of garbage, but what happens? i say my boyfriend was a scientific assistant professor, he always took out the trash on the way to work, once he thought about it, threw out his briefcase, brought the trash to work, i said, ataas you are cool, the show is coming, we urgently move to another dressing room, we moved, together with natella, and natella along with her stinking bag. true, she decided to camouflage it, hung a dress in rags on a hanger in the middle, at first the smell showed us disappeared, jean the photographer comes in, well, girls, are ready

for a photo shoot, why are you cooking skunk here, then this started, one model named adele, comes up to angelka, says, angel, and you didn’t accidentally change your perfume, maybe this is yours new... the dior peasant is digging through a bunch of gabana, angelka says to her: maybe it’s the other way around your pierre cardan , who has been wearing the out-of-fashion family trousardi for a year, anatel blushed, oh, i urgently need to go out, grabs my handbag, runs out, but the smell does not disappear , it was greedily absorbed dresses, there are no identical dresses, exclusive, adele model screams: i refuse to work without a gas mask, i say, now, i still don’t have enough elephant karakhite on the catwalk, meanwhile, natelka is an uncut chanel,

i decided to hide cheese behind the scenes, i didn’t come up with anything smarter , how to put it in the hollow of the main tree of paradise, the same collection is called eden, stage workers come in, take the tree, carry it to the podium, one says to the other: petrovich, of course i understand that your wife left you a month ago, but at least for a discount once a week you need to wash, he, vasilich, don’t blame my socks, i didn’t put them on at all today, put up the decorations, my heart rejoices, it’s filled with beau monde, then my girls came, their dresses rustled like blacksmith’s bellows, several people from the first

the rows were moved immediately in the middle of the hall, and the rest of beaumont is trying to remain calm, they say, in the garden of eden, foreshadowing the sins of mankind, this is how it should stink, a prominent lady with some kind of mongrel in her arms was scared, look, my marsik barked, and a handsome man is nearby , speaks: madam, so as not to scorch him, what are you, gopnik, this is a cat? another lady in a sable collar squealed: oh , something is crawling on my neck, her neighbor’s duvosable came to life , look, he opened his eyes, moved his nose, as if he didn’t bite, but when my general sponsor, losing consciousness as he walked, shouted , call the ministry of emergency situations, my nose is stuck together, i realized that my show was completely rotten, this area only admitted it later. i

confiscated the stinking cheese from her, it smells really disgusting, what an infection it is, it’s delicious, i eat it out of nervousness, i can’t stop i can, i'll turn it around. here, lenochka, i recently heard a story about how one guy’s wife went on a business trip, and when he went out for a walk, he took a piece of wallpaper from the house, that’s when his wife.

i called, he talked to her on skype, against the backdrop of this wallpaper, so men are very inventive, i wonder, but if you knew karen, how inventive women are, look, yes, the husband went to drink with friends, they don’t answer his wife’s calls, his wife wrote him an sms, take champagne, come, mine won’t be there until the morning, and turned off the phone, 10 minutes later my husband was at home. and yet the man is inventive, one fisherman caught a sea bass, stuffed a gold chain with a pendant into it, brought it home, uh-huh, and what do you think , that since then he no longer asks to go fishing, his wife already sends him out to go fishing, go home and bring everything, yeah, i know such inventors, one guy was tortured by a neighbor with a drill, you know, he drills and drills all night, then the guy wrote to the wall: vasya, i

’m pregnant, the neighbor’s name is vasya, now he doesn’t drill, but it would be better if he did, because that his wife has been screaming like this for three days, that a drill is just flowers, oh, now an artist will see the stage, he is also very inventive, he always comes up with something new to please the audience, alexey shcheglov on stage, we meet, psychologists say that everything that happens to us now is all laid down in childhood, now i understand why i became a comedian, i just had a very fun childhood, when i was little, my mother always set my dad as an example, take my father as an example, he says, everything works out for him, one day at... the entrance we met a neighbor , i asked her:

aunt luda, why don’t you have children? yes, somehow it didn’t work out, i say, but my dad everything works out, you ask him, he will make you a girl, yes, mom, mom and i have never walked so fast before. on the street, i loved to walk along the curbs, and my dad held my hand. one day we went out into the yard, i said hello to the grandmothers at the entrance, jumped on the curb and joyfully shouted: dad, let’s quickly go through the brothels. the grandmothers' jaws dropped. when i was little, i thought moonshine was a cool racing car. one day my parents and i went to christmas tree santa claus asked me: boy, what gift do you want for the new year? i shouted to the whole hall, moonshine. when i was 7 years old, i went to school. the teacher in the class

was strict, the parents didn’t like her, one day she came to class and said that i’ve had a headache since the morning. i said with sympathy: so dad says that you are sick in the head. when we first came to the labor lesson, the teacher said: the basic safety rule is not to put your fingers in the socket. i say: they don’t fit in there, but you are carnations take it, and added: my task is for you all to die a natural death, and preferably not in my lesson. at school it was my first english lesson, at home my father asked: say something in english, i said: this is table. father says, why is your pronunciation so strange? i say, this is a purely british pronunciation, our english teacher, corine ashotovna, taught us this.

after every lesson, the fizruk made us clean the hall. i read it in a magazine. that if you take a bucket of water by the handle and spin it strongly, then not a drop of water would spill, and decided to show the boys a trick, began to spin a bucket of water, the handle of the bucket came off, at that very moment the physical education teacher entered the hall, the physical education teacher’s reaction turned out to be bad, then in the director’s office the boys said, shcheglov shouted, watch the trick , took a bucket of water and... i wanted to tell the physical teacher: forgive me eduard bogdanovich, but out of excitement i blurted out, forgive me, idiot bolvanovich, and one day i was late for class because i overslept, in the corridor i met my classmate masha sinitsina, she too

overslept, we rushed into the classroom together, and masha said from the doorway: forgive us, we slept together. the teacher almost fell out of her chair, but i realized that i had fallen head over heels in love with masha. on march 8, my mother bought three roses for me to give to the teacher, i gave one rose to masha sinitsina, and the rest to the teacher. the teacher said, of course, i guessed that you didn’t love me, but not that much. masha had a vcr at home and we often watched films. one day we were alone and i decided to kiss masha. she sat in front of the screen i watched a movie about vampires. i quietly walked up from behind and kissed her on the neck. the scream was heard in

the neighboring house. and one day masha and i were walking in the park near the pond. she climbed up to feed the ducks, but stumbled and fell into the water. i boldly and courageously rushed to the edge of the water and started shouting, come on, come on, row towards the shore as quickly as possible, move your hands, the little girl somehow got out of the water, looked at me with offense and said: why didn’t you rush into the water and pull me out? i say, are you crazy? today at school we got a manta vaccine, they said we can’t get it wet. and one day i tore classes throughout the school, told the girls that he had read in a scientific journal that eating garlic makes your breasts enlarge. the next day the whole school smelled of garlic, they called to the director, the director said that i was spreading rumors, that because of me the whole school

would have to be ventilated for a week, the teacher stood nearby and nodded, strongly from her. it smelled like garlic, and one day there was a concert at school, parents were sitting in the hall, children came out on stage and said who they dream of becoming, i was going to say, i dream of becoming like my father, strong, cheerful and smart, but from excitement i misspoke and said: i dream of becoming a father, the hall roared with laughter, only two people with... and then mashka sinitsina moved to another area , went to another school, lenka romashkina came to our class, but that’s a completely different

story. that when we were little , the trees were taller, the sun shone brighter, the ice cream tasted better, and our only concern was going to school, doing our homework, and not getting our monta wet. where did you stop there? i don't remember, i don't remember. premiere on rtr, i’m resting, i’m starting to miss shots, we can handle it, there are suggestions, which cannot be refused. slow down the victory over the fever for a few months, replace the president and you will continue, read the order, stop the production of the vaccine, there are

secrets about which it is better to remain silent, someone artificially changed the virus so that candidate two would not work, matetssky could have been recruited 10 years ago, to whom the failure of the mission is important, the fever, on monday at rtr i still have pain here, here it hurts here, here it hurts, this disease never manifests itself acutely, it creeps up gradually, to be healthy, the most important thing is to remember the principle of 3p, by the way, we officially prove proper nutrition, how to eat stress properly, we need to choose those foods that are not harmful to eat, the right medications, run to the doctor, medicine is like crutches for us. and the right habits, shouldn’t we slap a little kefir, and i’m not afraid of this word, our

health, about the most important thing, from monday to friday on rtr. you look 100 to one, what is our task to open the entire scoreboard, we can handle it, if you ask, then there’s a catch. which character from pushkin’s works does everyone know the name of? what is seven and eight? families 8. how many and who is at work, talks a lot and loudly. if you answer, then with humor, i would think about chopping, not plucking, problems with water, electricity, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t know, what else? geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - a set for a headache and god forbid now, if you win, then, 100 to one, tomorrow on rtr,

we know each other, zhenya, we studied in the same class, i was once betrayed by a man, i am very loved, i don’t understand what you’re talking about, he went to moscow with vera, they won’t get married there, olga arndgolts, why can’t he return to the past, alexey fateev, but we have the present, your husband is cheating on you, and you are pregnant, you cannot enter the same water twice. i don’t love her, but a child should have a father and a mother, a ninth wave. jack, i’ve decided everything, i

don’t want to stay anywhere else without you. on sunday on rtr. where is your homeland, my brother, and whose homeland are you, soldier, to whom are you? tear away everything that was ours, which was together , what will you have left, they went against god, went on a tour through all the liberated territories, what impression does it make? russia comes and the city lives, boris korchevnikov's program life and destiny, from monday to friday on rtr. you know, lena, i am always amazed at your feminine logic. you women always have such a strange strange thing, well, for example, a man asks a woman: girl, how old are you, and she

answers: 18 years and 30 winters, what ’s strange here, you have men, the logic is also no better, i saw the ad, a man writes, i am looking for a woman without a vaccination certificate, in order to avoid pointless purchases, trips to restaurants and abroad. trips, everything is logical here, the man just wants to save money, yeah, miser, another woman says, yesterday she saw a book called how to solve 50 % of your problems, so she bought two, and i heard the following story about men, one woman’s wallet was torn, she asked her husband to seal it, he sealed it, she i went to the store and couldn’t open it, you see, and i saved money here, well, i’m saying it’s a miser, oh, len, why are we arguing, female logic, male

logic, it’s better to let the stage actors argue, and we’ll see, come on! stage irina borisova and alexey egorov, we meet, lyubov mikhailovna, i am this evening, i’ll probably never forget, you’re like that, like that, you know, as my favorite singer says, you’re just a miracle, oh, you’re so funny, boris lyubovich, it’s so funny to parody, dzhigurda, well, oh, if you want, i ’ll show you my childhood photographs , with pleasure

, i’ll look, with pleasure, oh, here i am naked, here too, and here, and here, here i am, as a child, yes, pretty, as a child. who is this? husband, like husband, whose? mine, where did it come from? you said that you live alone, well, that’s right, alone,

and you had to live alone for another year, you see ... he was released on parole, but where did he come from? did you release? from there, and what didn’t i say? no, that’s right, what’s there to brag about, that the husband is a criminal, it’s strange, it’s strange that he was released, why? well, usually they get a full sentence under this article, yes, but what did he do? yes, the guy caught me, and that’s it, there’s no guy, he’s just like that, the last one just ran away, he shot straight through the window, like through a window from the seventh floor, well, we have bushes growing below, the main thing is not to miss, disabled, but alive,

by the way, i saw him recently, he looks great, yes, and what he says, but doesn’t say anything, he has difficulty thinking, clearly, well, you know what, i won’t jump, let me hide, but where , well, in the closet, just not in the closet, why, arsen was hiding there, he was a good guy, yes, well, okay, then, then maybe maybe behind the sofa, but not behind the sofa, why, stas was already lying there, it’s useless, so, well, okay, but maybe, maybe in the kitchen, in the refrigerator, there seems to be a place there, but not in the refrigerators, but why, there, well, ali muratyvich was hiding,

which he threw out the window, along with the refrigerator, anyway, it was already old, the refrigerator, and the refrigerator too, clearly, yes, what is it, so maybe you’ll jump, no, no, let’s say that i’m, i’m a plumber, huh? not a plumber, why? he drowned grisha, the plumber, the very first one in the bathroom, although grisha was only fixing the faucet. yes, but why then did he drown? doesn't like plumbers, why? you see, my first husband was a plumber, and my second was a plumber, and he also doesn’t like

truck drivers or postmen. cooks, rich biography, he generally doesn’t like men who come closer than 2 meters to me, well , that’s understandable, say so, maybe, maybe maybe i’m your school friend, and yes, all my school friends, they walk around my house 5 km away, why, they want to live, it’s clear, well, in the end, let’s tell him that i’m your new neighbor, i came in for salt, at one in the morning , well, yes, yes, all my neighbors, and during the day they are afraid to even talk to me. and after that incident, after what? well, when my neighbor came to me for salt, he said, give me some salt, yeah, so i gave it to him, and

then, out of luck, my husband came, and is the neighbor alive? yes, a real man, he wasn’t even scared, he immediately jumped out the window, well, i won’t go out the window jump, especially, especially, it seems he left, but what’s wrong, okay, i’ll jump, jump , bring my, my coat, instead of a parachute it will be , but i washed it, why, i wanted to do something nice for you, but a new coat, his in general... you can’t, oh well, i’ll jump, so where are your bushes, yes, right under the window, i planted them myself, just be careful, these are chinese rose hips, rose hips, and you

couldn’t plant anything else there, well and before that there were cacti growing there, in pots, yeah, okay, okay, i’ll jump into the rose hips, good luck to you, all the best, thank you, the main thing is don’t miss, okay, call me if anything happens, ah, yeah, i missed, well, at least i didn’t crush the bushes. hello, yes, my love, of course, i’m waiting, how

are you coming out tomorrow, who, ah, well, what are you, what are you , of course, i’m waiting, of course, i’m glad, i kiss you, yes, yeah. who then rang the doorbell? i remembered, what a fool i am, i ordered pizza, it turned out awkward with the guy, and even without dinner.

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