that’s why i work without swearing , which, of course, sharply narrows the audience, but i will read slowly, take pauses so that you yourself can interject, especially since lately you have to take more and more pauses. this festival is 20 years old, i have been here all these years, i have grown old here, as they say, i remember my wife and i went, this is what you call the promenade, and there is such a service there, an aquarium, fish, you put your feet down, the fish pluck out what -that, and the legs become much younger than everything else, my wife and i walked through, i saw some guy dialed

air and dove headfirst here... yes, a minute later he surfaced , indeed, his face became like that of a newborn, because the fish plucked out all his eyelashes and eyebrows, i read such short ones, the granddaughter comes up to her grandfather and says: tomorrow i have an exam, i’m very worried, grandfather told her, don’t worry, i will scold you, there is such a sign that will help, but is grandfather sailor in the past? his swearing is calibrated, his granddaughter used it to lift his spirits, he recorded the child’s swearing on a dictaphone, passed it with five points, grandpa turned on the dictaphone somewhere , the teacher heard it, turned pale, asked in a whisper: how much do you want? the ant was sleeping soundly when the elephant accidentally stepped on its hind paw. as soon as the ant started screaming,

look at your feet, you idiot, out of surprise the ant backed away and crushed the entire anthill. then the ant tore his eyes out, the elephant saw above him, there was no anthill, and then he littered, he didn’t know that he covered his eyes with his ears, got out of here, the elephant had never seen such desperate ants in his life, otherwise he was doing karate, gangster face, the elephant turned and run. the ant went crazy with joy, but i can’t i got scared, the fat ass is chickening out, i'll catch up with a couple of times in my ear when such an opportunity arises again, and the ants rushed off in pursuit, the tiger was having breakfast on a log, i heard a noise, the antelope 's throat stood up, the elephant was running as fast as he could, and from whom, if the elephants let's run, then an ant jumps out into the clearing, covered in soap, ugh, listen, old man. didn't that fat elephant

run by? ran through, and you play tag with him? tsits mattress, striped, wait, i’ll finish with the elephant, i’ll take care of you, don’t awaken the beast in me, i’ll bite, so, thought the tiger, i have to get away before it bites you, a rumor spread through the forest, a brutal ant is chasing elephants and tigers, the bear was kicked out of the den, he lives there with... with a young lioness, who was taken away from the old lion, on any sporting issues, ask him to come to him , to the wisest, and imagine, he demands that they kneel in front of him, no, everyone can kneel, it would be visible in front of anyone, in the grass you can spot the devil in two, the red-haired bloodsucker. opposite lives the family of a sailor, when he

went sailing, this is a feast, a farewell, crying, the sailor returned to the feast again, tears of joy, a stormy night, of course, the neighbors were jealous of them, he worked as a ferryman, a day on the voyage, a day at home, a day on the voyage, a day at home, he practically won’t get a job, asks to write an application, you... .like a fool you take a pen and write, they read with a smile and say: excuse me, we already have a bastard like you, they can tell everything about you from your handwriting, you write a denunciation on yourself, i already changed the tilt, i wrote with my left hand, i wrote with my foot, there is only one answer, you bastard, i bought the copybook, i’ve been sweating for a year a first-grader, came to the same company, wrote an application, with such handwriting we take it without looking, excellent. i tore the paper and spat in everyone’s face

personally, because in reality, of course, i’m a bastard. doctor, i’m reading a short story, doctor, there’s a constant constriction in my eyes, it’s dry retina, there’s no moisture, you cry a little, that’s why you’re crying, what should you do , you cry more often, why, you’re not married, you live alone, well, yes, get married, have children, get rich and no longer look like a bitch, grow old without breaking yourself in step with the time allotted. categorically avoid diet, rest, abstinence, the clock does not show the time of taking medications, how much is left for the joy of life, doctors say this is impossible, forget about it, why the hell are you prolonging the agony, hear,

the cucumbers crunch appetizingly, the women giggle, the beer is foaming, naturally flowing drooling, from valedolu, oatmeal puree, saliva will not flow, sorry! for straightforwardness, but constipation after a hearty dinner in good company is worthy of diarrhea from pureed soup, then what you don’t use, it dies off, especially in men, on the contrary , the more often, the more reliable it is, who in the next world i wasn’t, i hope there’s an afterlife ahead, there’s no one to confirm, window makers from that color don’t return. therefore, do not risk putting something off until later, take risks while you can before. humanitarian aid arrived from moscow to sakhalin. instead of the school buses that

were waiting, they sent two brand new hearses. i had to take the children to school 7 km away in the clothes they sent me. you will not believe. academic performance, seniors in the hearse let them go ahead with the words have a good day, no, there are no fools in moscow, a journalist once took me interview and says, tell me, here are all the great writers, they wrote masterpieces, some drank, some took drugs, that’s how you write, i say, i’m old as usual, just tea, she says, well, that’s how it feels, thank you.

let's take a photo, the premiere is on rtr, the connection is very bad, anh, hello, we need to talk urgently, maria kulikova, i am to blame for your death, come on, put it aside, you are not to blame for anything. dmitry miller, sometimes people do unpredictable things, ivan zhitkov, what a death, i’m sorry, alexander ratnikov, this bastard, lives somewhere nearby, sleeps, eats, drinks, you need to catch these criminals with a cool head and calculation, olga

pavlovets, be careful, don’t go where you don’t ask, a mirror of lies, i think i know , who had a motive to take revenge on our anki, sponete. for a second i thought the voice of sofia ratarov sounds, what will remain, i absorb the whole program, so much beauty, so much from the heart , that i am incredibly grateful to be just great, hello guys, my mother said, i won’t watch this program, your voice is weak, well pleasant, but weak, songs from the bottom of my heart, andrey malakhov's evening show on sunday on рrt.

today will be full of 19 years old, well enough, let's look at the weekend, your girl, she didn't die when, we her... you want me to believe that we have an adult daughter, a mistake of youth that you won't forget, i i can talk to anya, hello, which one of you is galina nikolaevna, you confessed to her, said that she is not an orphan, you came to see your daughter, a mistake of youth that you want to repeat again, that you’ve gone crazy, in the hallway unconscious and there is blood, i’m your mother, don’t leave me, please, us, you now

have a dad, pansies, today on rtr , tea, manenka, manenka, yes, how you have to love a person to take and come to him, on what a strong family is built, of course an interesting question, on love, what beautiful girls, i thought, he... for this a person lives, he should have a continuation, on what a good conversation is built, on trust, i am so contradictory, wisdom my cunning has also come into play, my eye is burning, that is, well if you noticed when everyone is home on sundays on rtr. natasha, how do you feel about men with a good sense of humor?

positively, but with caution, it seems to me that men with a good sense of humor are quite dangerous, they joke, you laugh , and then bam, and you are already hugging, this is in a good case, and women with a sense of humor are even more dangerous, you laugh, laugh , then bam, and you are married with a mortgage, three children, and... that ’s not true, women with a sense of humor are not dangerous, they are beautiful, my favorite people’s artist of russia will prove this to you again, klara novikova, hello.

i’m very glad to meet you in this hot, hot, impossible time, but sochi, well, what do we want, really, i’ve been playing different women for many, many years, when i was a very young artist, i played different grandmothers, and i they said why do you play grandmothers, you’re young, i answered that i play them, but... when i’m already there, i won’t play anymore, i’ll already be a grandmother, look at the woman who is for, look, in any at age you can be pretty, really, pretty, what are we we all envy the girls, but what about us? i’m here now, i have so much, i’m here for you now. i’ll play, walk around, sit down, sit down,

wait, i’m tormented by insomnia, you’re the investigator, huh? you’re the one who’s going to interrogate me, but what should i interrogate? i’ll tell you everything myself, just write it down, so it was like this, i went out this morning to work for my pension, i’m walking, rubbing salt in my joints, suddenly, i feel my heart pounding, my back i got sick, oh, i think i need to sit down, take a pill, i sat down, in my pockets,

i forgot my pills at home, trouble, trouble, pills, oh then a guy sat down next to me on a bench, all wearing rings, we have rings in our ears, even though he’s hanging his pride, he immediately looked at me. so i was excited, oh, hello, beautiful girl, i say thank you for getting away. and what a beauty i am to you, when he i can’t leave the house without pills to buy bread, he’s stuck here with you , and i should run home for pills, and he says, how can you hang around if you have pills at home, take them mine, i say, yours? he is

from reality, the pills are expensive, i am a medical student, i can say, the future of our medicine, i think, what a blessing that our medicine has a future , thank god, i won’t live to see it, but i took the pills, i’m sitting there , nothing, nothing, just goosebumps running all over my skin, my blouse is already moving, suddenly the wind rose, at home it started to shake, the roof was torn off, i didn’t see it, no, the guy said, that’s it, he said, the roof was torn off, stood up, walked away, i looked,

there was a coin lying on the asphalt, and there was a hole next to it, i took the coin, went, there’s a guy with holes in the helmet are sticking out, you put the hatch cover back, i say, yeah, it’s not like that i have a pension to throw away coins of such denomination, i went further, i saw another coin lying there, i reached the end of the street, i collected about five of them. i’m going, i see, sitting there, a slob, without legs, begging, i think i have at least some pension, but this guy should be, i threw some coins to him, apparently he got a big hook, he has no legs, the slob ran across the road, but what do i do?

i had to go, i started crossing the road, you write , yeah, i started crossing the road, you couldn’t take the motorcycle separately, it snatched my purse from my hands on the gas, at the strength of kilometers after i caught up with five, i say that the girl is running after you, i say, my head hurts, my back will feel bad, i mean, i took my purse from him. i got on the motorcycle and went, well, of course, i went, i trudged along like an old man, i don’t know what the speed was, i don’t know what the speed was, then when i passed by a policewoman, the wind blew his uniform off, i saw,

how could i not i saw, when i was returning about five minutes ago, he grabbed his underpants and swore, i heard him, how could he, what speed, i’m not a motorcycle started it up, i pushed off with my feet, yeah, but i stopped in the park, from a birch tree, got off the bike here... don’t let the sexual maniac start screaming, they howled with force, they wore clothes, i ran after him into the bushes, five women joined me, and he got scared and ran to the club, to the club, to the club, oh, smoking?

the music is playing, well, i was spinning around the pole there, yes, i can’t understand, i’m holding on to six with my hands, and i’m standing on the ceiling with my feet, they shouted, light it up, light it up again, oh! i'm tired, my head hurts, don't worry, don't worry, while i was sitting in your monkey house. one guy gave me two pills

for headaches, two for sleepiness, he said, i won’t feel anything for a month, oh, look, the squirrel is sitting on you, oh, how small, oh, sang, sang, sang, how much squirrel, well, where are you all ? at me, you brats, well... sit, sit, i won’t drive you away, he’ll say, grandma bought a fur coat in her old age, like this. what a blessing that you exist, what a blessing that you understand everything, not words, but half-words,

not shades, but half-shades, half-tones, thank you for your wisdom, thank you very much. i don’t know another person who plays the accordion so beautifully, and you are friends too, meet peter drango.

i got the tender, i need to have time to put one city park in order, you now have a serious competitor, you need to remove it, set it up. everyone will immediately think of us, no, but not with their own hands, i’m ready to start work right today, i understand

the logistics of supplies in organizing work, some kind of wise guy, be careful with him, i want us to be together, a real man should show up in his actions, i don't i understand, this cannot be, no one has ever disgraced me like this, you want to prosper , get rid of the weeds, it’s that you arranged everything, only all the facts are against you, i can’t see you, roses and thorns - premiere. today at rtr, the hall is valued, the walls are shaking, large ones have arrived, in the new season with new renovations, with a slight movement of the hand, we are absolutely without glee making three different functional zones from this room. ideas are overflowing. we

want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be a lot of surprises and a lot of work, plans are turning into projects before our eyes, i i love plants, i’m generally a plant maniac, real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our heroes, after dismantling, a lot will become clear, and dreams become reality, look, let them into your home, big changes, every sunday on rtr. from the first day, you are the head of the company. i can handle. this is my dream job. and yanochka, you thought about her. where are you going to take it? let's hire her a nanny.

hello yanochka, my name is maria alexandrovna. can i call you aunt masha? my good one, call it what you like more likely. and you are not at all afraid that masha will replace you in yana’s life, they cannot live without each other, like mother and daughter, when there is no one closer to the nanny. you named yana daughter. are you afraid to leave yana with masha, or what? afraid. do you like riding the bus? i haven't ridden yet. jaana. yanochka! aunt masha, on friday on rtr. where is your homeland, my brother, and whose homeland are you, a soldier, who do you serve, former friend? tear off everything we had together, what will you have left? they went

against god. what impression does it make? russia comes and the city lives, boris korchevnikov’s program life and destiny, from monday to friday on rtr. what do you want, girl? i'm following an advertisement, there is a cat for sale here, red girls, sometimes very stubborn. i thought you were my mother. beautiful brunette. to look for why you got into the water, to find, hello, mom, and what will happen then, well, then i went, a cat is for sale on sunday, on ptp. kolya, do you know that sochi is called

the summer capital of russia? i know, because all of moscow moves to sochi in the summer. and they also say that sochi is the tropical granary of our country. persimmons, feihua and tangerines grow here. i ’ll tell you more, sochi is the main breadbasket of our stage. this land gave our country grigory leps and stas mikhailov. yes, fruit is in high demand. now an artist will appear on stage, he is also very prolific and every year he pleases us with new numbers, on our humor, svetoslav yeshchenko, you know what i thought, to all

our areas. scammers are trying to get a job in life, people are very talented in their business, they have one feature, they we are all taken for... fools, therefore, my friends, you and i have only one way out, to play the fool ourselves, you won’t miss our life, i’m sitting at home, i’m bored, i open the doorbell, there are two women on the doorstep, hello, we are a census. let me in, dive into the apartment, look around, loop-loop, i ask, are you definitely from the census , they say, yes, exactly, we have a pen, i say, they just said on tv that you usually come with

tablets, i hear one whispering to the other, usually we leave with them, i don’t show it, i say, i just asked, i’m just a very trusting person, everyone constantly ... deceives me, the census takers perked up, i say, you actually have a lot of questions, they say, well, judging by your apartment, not very well, you’ve already answered half the questions, now the second part, how much do you get, i say, i try not to quarrel with anyone, we mean you have money, i say, i have a wife, so i don’t think the question about money is correct. so where does your wife keep her money? i say, she doesn’t keep them, she invests them, in some kind of investment, i i say, yeah, in investments, in nails, hair, eyelashes, total investments, tell me, do you have

any valuables in your apartment, i say , yes, there are valuables, a month ago you bought three bags of sugar and 20 packs buckwheat, we have... no one eats buckwheat here, but why do you buy it, why, for confidence in the future, they say, what are you talking about grub, we are asking about eternal values, i say, well, what kind of eternal ones, what kind, well, i don’t know, maybe you have, for example, a pig piggy bank, i say, but how was he recognized? that our mother-in-law is visiting us as a correspondent, and why are you doing this to your mother-in-law? i say, what about her, tell me, how has she been saving for so many years with a pension, she hasn’t given a ruble to her grandchildren, who

is she after that? she even has a maiden name, greedy, although her mother-in-law proves to everyone that she is greedy, and to me personally, then the gold tooth disappeared, so the mother-in-law still hasn’t admitted that it was she who kissed him, she says in copy, by the way, but you have the gold in the apartment? i say there is gold, we have it in the next room. an old family icon in a gilded frame, helps with any evil spirits, if a person comes to you with bad thoughts and you show him this icon, the person immediately begins to shake, i ’ll show it to you now, he says:

no, no, no, no, no, we’ll probably go, you actually have and there’s nothing to rewrite, i say, where are you going, without a treat , so sarcastically, he says: you treat us, don’t be afraid, you want buckwheat with sugar, i say, why a glass of water? well, i ran to the kitchen, tinkered around there, gave them some water, i said, if there are no more questions left, they they say there is one question, but you are unlikely to use it, i say, what? with a bank card, i say, i don’t like these cards, why? yes, there is one scam with them, you go up to withdraw, for example, 500 rubles , it’s as if in this atm, the entire budget of the country, it still gives you one piece of paper, but they

are completely sad, i say, but you don’t worry, i don’t have a plastic card, but i have a virtual one in my phone, i just don’t remember where i threw the phone, i don’t remember, one says: yes, you’re mine, take it to yours call, he will be found right away, gives me his iphone, dials the numbers, i hear a signal somewhere nearby, text me, he says, he’s in your pocket, turyulyuk? then there was a strange beep, as if they had sent me to prison, and then i broke down, i said, well, yes, i’m from your phone, i just added an account for 2,000, they are like a bastard and a fraudster, i say, i heard from the same people , and that they have arranged a census of my property here, maybe they can also give you a pin code for speed? and they say so brazenly: until you give us back our money, we

we’re not going anywhere from here, understand? i say, sit still, the sleeping pills will soon take effect, i’ll calmly hand you over to the police, and don’t run away from the apartment, i shout after them, run faster, i mixed the sleeping pills along with the laxative, well, i’m standing there satisfied. account 2,000 rubles. new generation iphone in hand. soon they should come from a legitimate company to change the seals on the windows, you know them, right? my neighbor recently got a seal for 27,000, i want to prepare for their arrival, i want six five thousandths on a color printer type. imagine, i give them 30,000, and they

give me three change, but it’s real. kohl, today i read the sochi horoscope for all zodiac signs, it’s very interesting, and what do they write there? well, for example, today cancers will have a pleasant meeting with beer , virgos may have problems with the scales, after the buffet, everyone has problems with the scales, since, yes, yes, why are you always joking, i didn’t come up with this, it’s... ... the stars speak, let the stars in the sky say whatever they want, but here

on yumorin the stars sing, two stars, nona grishaeva and alexander oleshka, rain outside the windows, all day outside the windows, running outside the windows, again, we groaned, and we groaned, and we groaned, we can’t walk, and we groaned , we can’t walk, give me music, quickly, music, quickly, music, music, everything is a mess , narrow shoes, take off your narrow shoes, take off your narrow shoes and with a little side, take off your narrow shoes with a little side, and outside the windows, a thunderstorm outside the windows, rattling outside the windows in

the garden, wet lilacs, wet lilacs, wet lilacs, waiting for someone, wet lilacs , they are waiting for someone, give me music, quickly, music, quickly, music, music, everything is a mess, the shoes are narrow, take off your narrow shoes, take off your narrow shoes, he and i are tireless together, like earrings, shaking chandeliers, shaking lustres, the valley is dancing, give me music, rather music, rather music, music, everything with the trigger, like shaking lusc with earrings.

swinging chandeliers, the house is dancing, swinging chandeliers, dancing the house, rain outside the windows, all day outside the windows, running outside the windows, again, we groaned, and we groaned, and we groaned, you can’t walk, give me music, quickly, music, quickly! music, music, everything is messy, narrow shoes, take off your shoes, narrow, take off your shoes, he’s a snake, and baisik, and duple ustkiye and a wonderful ballet from the city of sochi, thank you, oh, thank you very much, thank you, this morning on the internet i saw

an advertisement from dumpinghouse in sochi 6 km with a pool, where does the pool come from? the house is old, there is a dent on the roof. and when it rains, it fills with water, and the sea is at least nearby, the house stands on a mountain right above the sea, if you walk to the sea, it takes 30 minutes, and if you accidentally stumble, you can get there in 20 seconds, kohl, this just ready-made material for an act on humor, i already have the suitable ones artists, they always do very funny numbers, meet igor momenko and gennady vetrov. oh, sonny, dad, i see you’re doing your homework,

well done, math, wow! you, my einstein-shaped bunny, how are you doing, it’s not working out, it’s not working out, she doesn’t have it, but what do you need the folder for, now you and i will click on any problem like a woodpecker on a sliver, we’re like, come on, read the condition, there were four in the field poplars, two poplars have dried up. how many poplars are left? well son, what grade are you in? in the fourth, in the fourth and poplars there were four, two dried up, how many are left? well, i don’t know, son, yes, look, you’re in

the fourth grade, yes, and 2 years ago, what grade were you in? and also in the fourth, i’m stunned, okay, it didn’t work out with the poplars, let’s go with the oaks, the oaks i see you closer, look, if anything is unclear, i’ll ask right away, look, okay, dad, there were four oaks in the field, two oaks withered, do you understand why they dried up? dried up, that’s their fate, that’s it , they dried up because they realized that they wouldn’t survive the task like this, think quickly, oak trees only live 300 years, well, how many are left, i don’t know, it didn’t work out with the trees, let’s do it this way , you had four apples, four apples, who gave

me the apples, i gave you four apples, thanks dad, you take these four apples , into the yard, the boy fedya runs out of the gateway and takes two apples from you, and why is he taking apples from me? because the boy fedya is evil, he has a lack of vitamins, understand? why does he have a vitamin deficiency? because you haven’t gone out into the yard with apples for a long time, then i’ll give him my apples, i i don’t like apples, what about you? you love, i love, i love playing your tanks, forget about the tanks, what food you like, well, bananas, you go out into the yard, you have four bananas, a boy fedya comes out from the gateway, takes two bananas from you, you have some left, repeat after me the correct answer, correct answer,

correct, you have two bananas left, well done, but i said we can’t solve it. two bananas, not counting the apples, calm down, dad, about the apples , son, forget, forgot, throw them out of your head, throw them away, how can i throw them away, imagine, you have four apples in your head, presented, presented, so, throw it away, threw it out, well, partially, i threw out two, two left, this is the correct answer, there are two apples left, it’s too late, dad has already thrown it away, the answer was so close, it was already almost there, son. well, let’s do the same with bananas, imagine, you have four bananas in your head, imagine, imagine

, throw it away, it doesn’t work, well, you were able to throw away the apples, bananas don’t work out, i don’t like apples, what else don’t you like, onion onions, just imagine, you have four onions in your head, imagine, imagine? no, why? because there are bananas in your head, eat all these bananas, all four bananas, along with the price tag with the peel, understand? eat four bananas, eat, eat all four, in front of me, ate, ate two, two left, well, is this the correct answer? don’t eat it, there are two bananas left, well, it’s too late dad already ate it, so i wanted

not to drink today, lyolya, mom, shut up, 4 years in the same class and this is not a record yet, lyolya pour it, who didn’t hide, who didn’t hide, it’s not my fault . where are you, dad, hello, lyokha, come, he’s neutralized, yes, now we’ll play his tanks, everything is as always, nothing has changed, but it is neutralized, this has been verified, it has been done several times, so.

lord, i was scared, it’s good that it’s you, the premiere on rtr, first yaana, now. manka, if her death goes unpunished, it will be terrible, you don’t know why she returned alone to the last train at night, in the labyrinths of the looking glass it is so difficult to understand who is a friend, i ’ll leave for a while, who is the enemy? in general, there is a clue, i need money, how much, a million, and lately i have learned so many unpleasant stories about people i know, i hope you don’t... in our house, you’ll be looking for the culprit, you’ll gather right away, you know, wagatha christie, to find the killer, the mirror of lies from monday on rtr.

many of you check your email first thing when you wake up, and i'm certainly no exception. do you want to get a sea of ​​positive emotions? tours to abkhazia, i spent a week relaxing in a skirt, you are at the right place, here they will cheer up everyone, kesha wants to read, please read, kesha can’t read, but a man has to earn money. yesterday i earned such lyuli from my wife, on the air of the morning mail and i am its host nikolai baskov. the most

positive, mail with nikolai baskov on sundays on rtr. provocation is treacherous behavior. there is a difference between a man and a woman. i noticed. then it turns out that my husband and my cat are the most intelligent creatures in our family. orientalism, this is conditionally some kind of parallel agenda. what do you need nerif? continuation of the conversation in new episodes of our podcasts, and in order not to miss anything, subscribe, listen, watch on the media platform: look, substation: the first podcasts we watch, today we’re 19 years old, that’s enough, let’s look at

weekend. your girl, she didn’t die, kalya, we gave her to a childless family , tell me you’re delusional, you want me to believe that we have an adult daughter, a mistake of youth that you won’t forget, i can talk to anna, hello , which one of you is galina nikolaevna, you confessed to her, said that she was not an orphan, you came to see your daughter , about your youth, which you want to repeat again , that you are crazy, and not unconscious in the hallway and there is blood, i am your mother, please don't leave me, us, you have a dad now, pansies, today on rtr, you are watching 100 to one, what is our task

to open the whole board, we can handle it, we have it. if you ask, then with a hint, the name of which character from pushkin’s works everyone knows, how much is 7.8, how much, and who is at work, speaks a lot and loudly, if you answer, then with humor, i cut down oak trees, don’t pinch, problems with water light, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry, a set for headaches, god forbid now, if you win, then, 100 to one, tomorrow on rtr, from the first day, you are the head of the company, i can handle it, this is

my dream job, and yanochka? have you thought about it, where will you put it? let's hire her a nanny. hello, yanochka, my name is maria alexandrovna. can i call you aunt masha? my good one, call it what you like best. and you’re not at all afraid that masha will replace you in yana’s life, because they can’t live without each other, like mother and daughter. when there is no one, closer to the nanny. you named yana daughter. you are afraid to leave yana. whether? i'm afraid, but do you like riding the bus? and i i haven't ridden yet. yana, yanochka! aunt masha, on friday on rtr. natasha, today i visited the sochensky market and realized that only comedians live in sochi. eh, can you imagine, on the box of grapes it was written: cognac caviar,

next to the box of potatoes there was the inscription “ belarusian tangerines.” kohl, i was also at the sochi market, this is an amazing place, no one has ever given me so many compliments in my life, incomparable, charming , beauty, queen, goddess, buy peaches, as a rule, only caucasian men have such a temperament, oh yes, now the stage will come out one of them, charming and very temperamental, is karen avanesyan. you know, thank you, you know, i really love, i really love humor, because this is an opportunity to see all our comedians at once, whom i haven’t seen for a whole year, well , you know, each of us has our own

tours, our own projects, only thanks to in yumarina we... meet here, see each other and get acquainted with the performances of our friends. so today, behind the scenes , one of my colleagues called me, hello, he said, elder, i say, what kind of elder am i? you know in general, an aksakal is when you are 100 years old and have a gray beard, and by our caucasian standards i have a pillbox of sakala, oh, how much jumping , i’m still a teenager, i still have to joke and joke, you know, a well-known story, when a journalist comes to one village to interview from a long-liver, he says, hello, grandfather, it’s true that you are exactly 120 years old today, and he says, yes, son, i’m exactly 120 years old today, i see you don’t even wear glasses, no, why, i’m the only one who wears glasses once a month, when you receive your pension, but you are afraid that without glasses you

you won’t be able to sign for your pension, no, i’m afraid that without glasses, i won’t see this pension at all, oh, what a wonderful suit you have, right? i'm telling you, yes, i bought two of these suits, one for myself, the other for my dad, for my dad, yes, we want to be smart at my grandfather 's wedding, your grandfather wants to get married at that age, no, he doesn't want to, his parents are forcing him, oh , something... my nose itches, but yes, it’s a sign, we’ll eat, we’ll drink, wait, wait, grandpa, and she, you believe in signs, of course, i believe, of course,

i believe, tell me, this is a good omen, for example, if you woke up in the morning, looked out the window, and there, listen, dear, if i woke up in the morning at my age, this is already a good omen, i am 120 years old, i have exactly that much, how many were in my youth, you don’t believe it, look, you see a stone, i couldn’t lift this stone in my youth, now i can’t lift it, that’s my kind of humor, but seriously, when there’s such air, when there’s such sun, when there’s such nature , whether you like it or not , you will live long, which is what i wish for everyone,

what can i say about my age ? in our mountains, wah wah, wah, the sun is in our mountains, the grass is gara, the air is gara. everyone lives with us for a long time, for example, my grandfather, he married for the third time , 115 years old, became a father, well done, happy beyond

words, daughter, departure and father, only without conditions, the sun is in our mountains, we have grass in our mountains the air in our mountains, wah-wah-wah, the sun us. we have a mountain, we have a mountain of grass, we have a mountain of air, hey! why do we live like this, it’s not... maternity leave, there are no buses in the mountains, there are no deputies, but the main focus is the house, everyone has known for a long time, we drink a little kefir, mostly wine, the sun is in our

mountains, weed is in the mountains , the air is in our mountains, wah, wah, wah, the sun is in our mountains, the grass is in our mountains, behold... we have the gift of spirit! on stage is a superstar and my superhero, sergei lazarev! hello sochi!

deals in chess, they will remind me where you will be at night, white fog guides me to where we will only be with you, i don’t care, let them say that her passion is like poison. she is so beautiful, girl, moonlight, she is alone, dance this night, don’t remember him, forget him, don’t remember how sweet it was with him, don’t rush to get him back, let’s dance so that we feel hot, hot, we feel hot, hot ?

so that we get hot, hot, we get hot, hot, it’s hard to breathe, i’m accelerating towards you, my heart beats stronger, we’re moaning like infinity cold your rice, we’ll share the light and run away, boy, i don’t care, let them say that she’s not mine , a kiss, like me, twirling her dress beautifully, the luna girl, she is alone, dance this night, don’t remember forgetting him, don’t remember how sweet it was, don’t rush to bring him back, let’s dance so that we feel hot, hot?

we felt hot, hot, so that we felt hot, hot, we felt hot, hot, dance this night, don’t remember him, forget him, don’t remember how sweet it was with him, don’t rush to bring him back, let’s dance, let’s dance this night. don’t remember him, don’t remember how crowded it was here, don’t rush to return him, come on to move around so that we get hot, hot, but it gets hot, hot, so that we get hot, hot, we get hot, hot?

what do you want, girl, i’m following an ad, a cat is for sale here, red-haired girls, sometimes very stubborn, i thought you were my mother, beautiful brunettes, sometimes very determined, i won’t leave here until i get the information i need.

i say, go a long way, struggle to find why you got into the water, find, hello, mom, and what will happen then, well , then i went, a cat is for sale, on sunday on rtr, tea, manenka, manenko, yes , but how you have to love a person in order to come and visit him, on what? a strong family is being built, of course an interesting question, based on love, what beautiful girls, i thought, he knows how to do everything, this is what a person lives for, he must have. what is a good conversation based on, on trust, i am so contradictory, i have wisdom and cunning, my eye is burning, that is, well, if you noticed, when

everyone is at home, you are sunday, at ftr. i got the tender, i need time to put the park in order from the days of the city, you now have a serious competitor, you need to remove it, substitute it for dirty tricks, everyone will immediately think of us, no, but not with our own hands, i’m ready to start work right today, i understand the logistics of supplies in the organization of work, some kind of stupid guy, i want us to be together, real men should manifest itself in actions, i don’t understand, this can’t be, no one has ever disgraced me like this, you want to prosper, get rid of the weeds, it ’s that you arranged everything, only all the facts are against

you, i can’t see you, roses and thorns, premiere , today on rtr. we gathered about ten people into the first group, there were short calls, we are going to donets, are you with us? yes, when my fighters came running, they carried me, another shelling began, they laid me down, lay on top of me, one bullet is still in me, and this, let’s say, is my trophy, we were hungry , and here comes grandma, she’s hungry herself, but she brings this kurba to the house and says, baby, feed the dogs, extend your hand. help, olga and i decided that we needed to take the guys in, i came across such people who were not indifferent, to support me in word, hello, dear soldier, and in deed, without your

you would not have survived, only ours can, honor and praise to you, what you are doing is simply amazing, from monday to thursday, on rtr hello, on the rossiya tv channel, in the irina rossius studio and the main topics for this hour. a summit on palestine without the us and israel starts in cairo. in the middle east , the conflict is still tense and is only intensifying; russians are being asked to refrain from traveling to lebanon, jordan, and israel for now.