[000:00:00;00] now the performer is left alone, it’s me, but i am grateful to fate that i had the opportunity to work with the brilliant actor arkady raikin, i am the author of his last performance , peace at your home, this phrase is relevant at all times, so i always read this short fable, parable, which once sounded from the lips of a great actor. why, when you... across the sky, people smile , they say, a flock of cranes flies, that's when we go, cows turn up their noses, grumble, a herd of cows rush, what's the difference, well, you compared, the crane was offended, we we’re flying beautifully, like a crane’s wedge, and you ’ll come back like a herd, unaesthetic, buryonka thought, but the crane is right, we

should be flying like a wedge, like a crane. and people will say, a bunch of cows have passed by. the next day, the cows were returning home, lined up somewhat strangely, a cow was running ahead, she looked back and mooed for the cows to straighten up, keep the line, people pressed against the fences were cursing, the cattle went completely wild , they occupied the entire street, the cows passed, cow cakes were left on the ground, someone said, look, look, how they lay down straight the crane wedge turned out, having heard the last words, burenka hummed joyfully, it comes out and we can, at our dacha we have a bathhouse, 60 cherries are enough, personally, i lost at eighty, and my son has less than 100 frosts, well,

that’s why you can’t wash in the bathhouse... discord , at first there was an old long thermometer hanging, the wife was given a square one, the son was brought a beautiful french one, finally the bathhouse agreed, because when the long one shows 60, the square one 80, the french one goes off scale for a hundred, that is, all three of us are sitting in the same bathhouse, but everyone is worried about its temperature, this is democracy.

thank you! recently, one very interesting competition was held, it was necessary to answer the question in a nutshell, what is happiness, in just a nutshell, no more, a man won by a huge margin, who, answering the question, what is happiness, said: his wife is sleeping, the relationship between husband and wife, this is a golden classic of our genre, here’s another story: on this eternal theme, on stage, a brilliant duet: natalya korosteleva and yuri khvostov. katya, let's go home, katya, katya, home, let's go, let's go home, katya, you said, let’s go to this cosmetics store for 5 minutes, we ’ve been walking for 3 hours already, katya, why do you need so many cosmetics,

tell me. please, here it’s already 10,000, katya, 10,000, which means i haven’t bought everything yet , that’s not all, katya, we can’t spend that much on cosmetics, we need to remove something, that’s what it is, tell me, what is this with zhlaba oil, what is it zhajaba, this is a deodorant, wow, the price, i earn so much a day, katya, that is... i sweat for a day so that you don’t sweat for a day, not katya, this too much, that's what it is, that's what, that's a mustache for lilliputians, that's that, that's false eyelashes, your nasi, that kind of money, no, well, there's clearly something extra here, that's what it is, that's what it is, that that's eye shadow , you have how many eyes,

two, why are there eight shadows, so what is it? glitter for eyelids 750 rub. this is glitter for the eyes, it’s very beautiful, come on, oh, really, so beautiful, katya, it suits you so well, what? oh, you have to open this and apply it, no, if you apply it, they will run out, so you’ll wear it, so go, that’s it, eye glitter, what is this, so, what is this, why is this gnome spit, costs 850 rubles. katya, this is an organic product, this is a cream made from completely natural natural ingredients, so, we read the composition of natural ingredients, hexadryl pentabarturate, steneprilic acid, katya , i have glue for gluing cast iron, the composition is the same, look, except for the extract of

rose petals, and it’s in the glue, it’s not in your cream, katya, well, i need cream, take the small one over there. it’s probably inexpensive, it ’s a sample, they let you try it for free, if you don’t like it, you don’t take it, but if you like it, then you take a big bottle, if only women would find out like that, if you don’t like it, don’t take it, otherwise you immediately take a big bottle for the rest of your life , and every year the bottle gets bigger and bigger, and your dispenser gets smaller and smaller, don’t keep it i’m here, don’t bother me, i still

need a brush, so i chose this one, that’s it, these three hairs of a dead rat are 1,200 rubles? katya, i bought a brush at a hardware store for 50 rubles, comparable! and i think that you sneak there every morning for half a day, this, of course, is to drive such a pindyurka, shade the façade, you will paint this one, mine, he waved twice, everything is ready , everything, well, what, it’s not a rat, it’s a squirrel, so i knew that it couldn’t have happened without the squirrel, that is, you got drunk, the squirrel came and said katya , buy me this buy. for 1,200, or maybe a loshok, he pays for everything, the squirrel also advised you this for 400 rubles. what is this? this is a lotion for moisturizing the skin, why

can’t it be moisturized with water? water doesn't moisturize, water dries! hello, academy of sciences, write down new knowledge, yes, the water dries, my katya discovered it, yes, we understand, sheep, understand something about your physics , come on, what other discovery awaits the universe , katyusha, what kind of murna is this, this is for 700 rubles, what is it, these are hydrogel, hyaluronic, regenerating patches.

what, well, it’s written right there in russian, hydrogel hyaluronic regenerating patches, they are applied to the eyelids, but if it’s on the eyelids then it’s ok, an eyelid is 100 years, 700 rubles, for 100 years to find, why three packs katya, one pack will run out, i’ll open the second one, then the third, what are you saying, life has gathered for three centuries, what? is it? like a turtle, or what? no, katya, there’s some kind of scam everywhere, there’s deception everywhere, that’s what this composition is, you read the composition, hydrangea extract, guava oil, mangosteen fruit extract, balm with pro-minerals, mango juice, are you sure that these are the necessary components in toilet paper, katya? wow, it also restores the natural blush, eliminates facial wrinkles, katya, why bother making faces, please tell me, there’s only one

car there, god forbid it should be removed, the meaning of the organ is lost, you know, how can you not you see, i’m buying all this for you, what? well, so that you like it, help me choose a perfume, what smell you like, look, i sprayed myself with samples, look, this is the smell, these are these, these are these, these are. these, these, then i ran out of hands, i was splashing on my legs, these, these, these, which one should i choose, oh, take this, i like this, you’re stupid, i was cutting sausage this morning, so i’m choking myself with sausage, kasya, you're smothering yourself with sausage, you're going to eat something like that and go with the sausage, god, there's so much missing here, what did you pick up here, what's this us like this, this is some kind of woman,

she has a face in her upbringing, what is this? mask for women over 70 years old, this is a cook, did you forge a passport, old woman , are you making a fool of me, and that mask is for my mother, your mother needs one mask, the mask of the devil, she alone can steal it, lord, i typed all that it is, that’s what we have for 550 rubles. what is this? this is cuticle oil. who is this cuticle? your friend, or what? why should i buy oil for some cuticle? i don't understand it's expensive also, let her buy it for herself. this is

my cuticle oil. is that what you call it? well, this little bitch won’t be enough for you, what three liters will you need? you underestimate your cuticle, the cuticle is right here next to the nail , you see, i don’t see it, where is it, you don’t see it, because i don’t have it, cuticles. you don’t have a cuticle, but you buy cuticle oil, yes, why do you buy cuticle oil if you don’t have a cuticle, that’s why i don’t have a cuticle, because i buy cuticle oil, tell me,

i buy cartridges, no, why? because you don't have a gun, well done, five, why do you buy cuticle oil if you don't have cuticle, because if i don't buy cuticle oil, my cuticle will grow, what if i don't buy a cartridge, from a gun will grow up for me, how difficult it is with a stupid person, we are the stupid ones, yes, but look what you are buying, what else do we have, that’s what? these are tweezers for plucking mustaches, but i realized, it’s like cutting hair, that’s it, katya, my dear, my dear, you don’t need to buy all this, you understand, you a victim of marketing, they specially installed the lights for you, they turned on the music here, they sprayed perfume on you so that you would rush here, you were drawn to this like a fly, you know, katya, here they say in here, this is what this is, a shower cap?

are you freezing in the cold, why are you washing your hats, somehow this is what we have, this perfume is a temptation, what is the temptation, katya, 75% alcohol, do you agree, by yourself? oh, how i like everything here, how much do you need, my god, oh-oh-oh, shower cap, what is it, we have hydrogel, hylauronic regenerating ones funchi, it's all gone, we throw it away, all the glass containers, we throw it all away, we take the most

necessary things, let's go home! i need all of this, i need all of this, katya, please understand, you don’t need all this, nothing, nature created women perfect, from the very beginning, you know, katya, my dear, all this was invented by marketers in order to make money on you and me money, they sell us all this , you know, a man, he values ​​in a woman, first of all, not the kilograms that are put on her, but her beautiful soul, her dear a woman’s soul, you understand, women, my dears, in fact, this is who you are. katya, honey, i love you the way you

are, katya. what i am. i'm currently wearing primer, concealer, highlighter, foundation, corrector, blush, powder, mascara, eye shadow, eye glitter, this... a mustache for a midget, here's my photo, where i'm without makeup, oh, let's take everything, katya, i’ll also take out a loan, we’ll collect everything, that’s it, three of these baskets, we’ll take them with us, that’s it, that’s it, i’m running to the checkout now, i’m going to the checkout, that’s it, i’m waiting for you, that’s it, that’s how useful carry a photo with you. nikita, dzhigurdy,

oh, thank you, thank you. maybe i’ll write an arrest brother, i’ll solve this case with you, not without you, the premiere on rtr, dean, that’s why you’re looking for yan, and you don’t want to find out what happened, i really want to, well, does yan want it, well, she obviously knows something, wait, by the way, what do you like more, horror or? korzhik, he overheated, yan, yana, mirror of lies, on monday on rtr, many of you check

your mail first thing when you wake up, and i, of course, am no exception, give oskagi, the champagne has opened, the degree is higher, if you want to get a sea of ​​positive emotions, tours to abkhazia, i had a week of rest in a skirt, i could barely fit in, you are at the right place, here they will lift everyone’s spirits, kesha wants to read, please read, he also can’t read, but a man has to earn money, he was such a fool yesterday earned. i am its host nikolai baskov in the most positive morning mail with nikolai baskolov until sunday on rtr. for russia.

the main premiere of the year. what a great moment. congratulations. do you remember, i was the first to call you great, not in vain. she was admired. some day to be worthy of you, she was extolled, you have a motherly soul, kind, sympathetic, you will find a word for everyone, you want to say, in order to see my mother, i need to have a record, they bowed before her, the russian empress is not as simple as it seems in all matters she has an exact measure of her own, but she just wanted to be loved, i yearned for you, what now? will be with us, if you knew how difficult it is to love you, i don’t know who can cope with this nushia. catherine, the favorites,

you'll see, will love you like a woman and like empress, soon on prt, let's see here 100 to one, what is our task to open the whole board, we can handle it, ask who is with the pod, the name of which character from pushkin's works everyone knows, how much will be 7.8, how many, who is at work, a lot and speaks loudly, if you answer, then with humor, i would think, chop, no, pinch, problems with water, light, uh. housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry, this is a set for a headache, god forbid now, if you win, then, hurray! 100 to one, tomorrow on

rtr, we’ll watch it before everyone else, let’s get to know each other, veronica pavlovna vasiltsova, your new boss, and this is a female corpse, with blunt trauma to the skull, vasnetsova, always one step ahead , four, let's subscribe, look, in this studio there are songs that were given to us by the poet, andrei dementyev, honest, just, a lot wonderful poets, but no one has them, hello andrey, andrey malakhov’s evening show, today on rtr. as an author, i am always incredibly pleased when my colleagues. coming out of the shadows, meet the author of yarolash, author of hundreds of monologues for our

pop stars, writer, playwright, alexey shcheglov. i recently sang karaoke. people came up to me and gave me 500 rubles. on the condition that i shut up. and now i make money like this. and today i will sing for you. until i sing everything, i won’t leave. everyone talks about the difficult female lot, but the male lot doesn’t say a word, as if our men’s problems don’t bother anyone. i decided to fill it out.

this is a gap to talk about this topic, but it’s better to sing, we sing about our difficult male lot, it’s very difficult for a man to live unless he’s married, because the wife will find a reason for financial expenses, dresses, skirts, blouses, clothes, all the closets are already full, well and to be a beauty, she especially... needs waxing, sugaring, nails, botox , manicure, mask, lifting and solarium, eyebrows, yoga, pedicure, cleaning, peeling and pilates, silicone, contrast shower, and hears from her loving wife every day husband, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give!

i was doing renovations at the dacha, i set the task as a guest worker, they didn’t know our language, but they nodded vigorously, which means they understood exactly, and after about two weeks i came to check the repairs, i said as a guest worker, oh my god, why are all the windows narrow, there is a toilet instead of a chandelier, and a jacuzzi is installed in the hallway, they answer me about all this.

i was diligent at school. the student himself, to the envy of many, solved problems, read two hundred books, studied lessons, and every day there were only a's, i got all 10, years, what was the secret, passwords, passwords, passwords, for twos, for threes, passwords , passwords, to the point of screaming, to the point of pain, passwords, passwords, passwords, passwords, passwords, passwords, passwords, but i passed the unified state exam. along

the petersburg otverskaya. oh, yes, the cute one is driving, yes, she’s driving a lexus, she’s driving, she’s painting her little lips, oh, yes, even on her phone, pokes his finger, i’m sitting next to him, my eyes bulging. eh, and i say a caress to my sweetheart, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, where are you in a hurry, in the oncoming lane, and at the red light, oh, oh, oh, oh, slow down, old, and on the hood, you have two inspectors, oh, oh, oh, oh, this is a tree, grandma is walking on the left, there is a pillar on the right, hey,

hey, hey, hey, slow down, sheep, have pity on me, kumada. kushechka, hey, how can we not have fun, not be sad from various troubles, a wonderful neighbor has settled in our house , he has been bewitching all the neighbors for many years in a row, and the neighbor's kids quietly say to him, dad, dad, paparapa pa-parapa, pa-parapa, dad , papapa, dad, paparapa, pa-parapa, and in our

yard, there is a girl alone, it's not at all possible to park... she has, she didn’t crumple the fender of the hood, i shout after her, and she responds that my wife natasha and i filed for divorce, and we began to divide everything that was acquired, a dacha with an apartment, and a garage with... everything went to my wife, but what did i get? two pieces, sausages, alimony, nails and a saw, and while i was wide-

eyed, my mother-in-law devoured the whole sausage. how it turns out that a lot happens in life, sometimes the bummer doesn’t end, sometimes there are problems in business, but there is no need to be sad, all issues are resolved , because the planet rotates, on men’s shoulders, and i leave the clear days for myself, and i return to the gloomy days , fate, in order to be a man, needs intelligence and strength, but my wife will tell us what to do,

thank you! i think all accordions in the world dream of being in his

virtuoso hands at least once in their lives, meet peter drango. i need a bouquet, we'll look at it this weekend. i hope your bride likes it, i would be pleased

to receive such a bouquet from your fiance, love is like a flower, it’s so easy to trample, get out of here, get out, i said, i was also betrayed by my loved one, it’s so difficult to grow up, where did you glue this girl together yesterday, i just want to find her, don’t you dare pester her, i understand, don’t you dare, i’m pregnant from the man who abandoned me, the child... you decided to keep the child, right? yes, but you’re not like everyone else? run from him, varya , before it’s too late, he manipulates people, i want us, lesh, i’m marrying the father of my child, you don’t love him, so it will be right, flower tango, today on rtr, we have gathered in the first group. about ten people, there were short calls, we are going to donets, you are with us, yes, when my soldiers came running, they carried me, another shelling began, they laid me down, lay on

top of me, one bullet is still in to me, let’s say this is my trophy, we were hungry then, and here comes my grandmother, hungry herself, but she brings this kurba to the parish and says: baby, feed the dogs, lend a helping hand, olga and i. decided that i need to take the guys in, i came across such people, they care, to support me in word, hello, dear soldier, and in deed, without your help you would not have survived, only ours can, honor and praise to you, what you do is simply amazing , from monday to thursday, on rtr, open, i... you and i want you to always be with me, oleg, i am a movie on weekends, remember what kind of wedding you wanted as a child, i love romance, i

offer a noble one wedding, i didn’t know what flowers to choose, i thought that everyone loves roses, you can forget the past, but why from those organizers in the city, my son’s wedding will be conducted by him... ex-bride, this is absurd, i myself am not glad that you need, but you can’t forget true love, it just happened 6 years ago mom, you and i are drawn to each other, i love you. i love you all my life, i’m sorry, i want to cancel my gender, this will never happen, wedding march, sunday, on rtr, it’s me, irina timofeeva, i’m developing new methods for environmentally friendly analysis of food products, and this is: my

chemistry teacher, she was the one who made friends me with science. develop an interest in science from childhood. enter science majors. rf, we are no longer husband and wife, but we have a common daughter and a common cause to which we devote our souls. this is my wife, you decided to catch me, right? i 've read that exes are attracted to each other. damn, he locked us out, that is, how... you were locked up together, they say that she is jealous of you with every pillar, every pillar, maybe she is jealous, but not of you, i’m waiting for you at the dacha, olya, my ex never climbed in my phone, well, of course in my ex, ex on friday рrt, resurrection, from my childhood, i wasn’t accepted into school ensembles, well, i even got bad marks, it amazes me. how

difficult are destinies sometimes? how bright are the eyes? i say: i’m going to moscow to see andrey. songs from the bottom of my heart, andrei malakhov's evening show, on sunday on rtr. this author calls himself a man with a leaf, but his leaf is not a fig leaf at all. on the piece of paper it is written that elena stepanenko, vladimir vinokur and many other stars later performed it with great success. this year is also his anniversary, our festival is 20, he is a little more, 70, but even though some of the leaves have turned yellow, he himself looks amazing, and i am once again convinced that his native kislovodsk cart... is

the best elixir of youth, let's greet him with anniversary warmth, writer - satirist, alexey tsapik, thank you, thank you, huge, thank you, there is such a phenomenon , you tell a joke suddenly an unexpected continuation, i once told an old joke at a concert, i’ll remind you now, you know it, two women met, how are you, normal , and how are you, she says, i can’t understand anything, i seem to be a beautiful woman, and the house is in order, and i cook perfectly, and the children are well-groomed, but my husband, no, no, he’ll beat me, the second one says, maybe because you’re walking, she says, well, really? what is this, laughter like this, it means the laughter ends, i open my mouth to continue, at this time in the silence in the hall...

a man’s voice is heard: zoya, now do you understand why? my wife recently found an article about cheating, and there is a test there, ask your husband four questions and you will find out if he is cheating no, let me check you parasite, i say, check, no, even you yourself are interested in whether i’m cheating on you or. she says: question one: in front of you are three bedrooms, in one there is a blonde, in the other there is a brunette, in the third there is a redhead, where will you go? i say, where will you be? she says: at the dacha , i say, can i look at the photographs, whose photographs are he, i say, well, not yours, quickly tell me where you are going, i say, if you insist, i will go clockwise.

first to the blonde, then to the brunette, then to the red-haired one, she says: here i am for you and caught me, i say, listen to the end, i’ll go first to the blonde, then the brunette, then the little one, i’ll take them out into the corridor and i’ll say, oh, you shameless women, you’re lying here in bed, go away, i have a wife at... i have a dacha, mine is sitting , happy , smiling, i think maybe i’ve tied someone up there for a couple of days, she says, second question, you ’re taking a shower, suddenly the door opens, someone from your work comes into the shower, you can choose for yourself, i say, can

vera kukushkina come in, she says, let her come in, dreamer, what will you do, i say, and where will you be, she says, at the dacha. look, you’re at the dacha, vera kukushkina is in my soul, there’s so much happiness in one day, she says, i’m a bastard to you and i’m frozen, but listen to the end, i’ll take this faith out into the corridor, i’ll say, faith, where is your conscience, go on other people's souls with a washcloth, leave, i have my wife tied up for a week, she says, third question, you and a beautiful woman go into an expensive store, what will you buy her first, a watch, a fur coat or a diamond ring , i

i say, where will you be, he says, turkey, i’m that beautiful woman, standing next to you. i say, and we entered the store a long time ago, she says, we’ve been stomping around for 40 minutes, i say, you’ve been stomping around for 40 minutes, i went in, looked at the prices, died on the threshold, she says, and the last question, five beautiful women are offering to you, i say, i agree, there is no need for photographs, i’ll take all five of them to our dacha, he says: i’m a bastard for you , i say, listen to the end, let all five of us come to our dacha, let them dig the garden with shovels in their teeth, and you you will swing on the swing and command them,

sit contentedly, smile, i say that god forbid you do not fall from the swing, i will bring you, and i myself will take a shower to the faith of kukushkino. thank you so much, peace, happiness, love, thank you, frankly speaking, few participants in our festival can boast that they have been on the famous kant stairs, and this artist, who is also my friend, has not only been there, but literally grew up on it, simply he was born in the city of kansk,

there was a staircase in the courtyard of the house, and, as he claims, carpet the paths in their house were that same red color, so he had been preparing for star life since childhood, meet me, i pretend, i make faces, it would seem, a grown man, it’s time to take my head in hand, i still can’t, i’m here today before your eyes, friends , i decided to correct myself in the literal sense of the word, but not without help , brave, charming... and a brave spectator , if there is one in the hall, and i would like to ask a spectator to come to me stage, willing spectator, raise your hand, i am in demand , yes two hands, yes, yes, well no hesitate, ladies, whoever dares to come up to me

on stage, come to me, my dear, let’s come here, let’s go, the audience will applaud you. hello , please come in, look at these beautiful people, look how they love you, how they gave you a standing ovation, this is true sochi love, well, let’s get to know each other, what’s your name? svetlana, svetlana, i’m yuri, svetlana, you’re amorous, no, no, well, that’s what we immediately thought, yes. touchy, no, anyone can offend sveta, not everyone can run away, sveta, are you married, yes, your husband is in the audience, no. well we are not in vain

met, i invite you to become my wife today, do you agree? let's imagine that you and i have become husband and wife, we've already had a wedding , here are our relatives, look, they're applauding you , they're applauding us, brother, matchmaker, godfather, screaming, bitterly, godfather, bitterly, woke up, good, light, well as it should be, as it should be, a worthy groom, i decided to give you a gift, and pay attention to this, beauty, alloy wheels, perforated leather, six-speed gearbox lada kalina, how do you like it, light, i tried, let's get into our carriage, why shine the door, oh well, well, welcome, the car navigator welcomes you, the 21st century is all serious, let's turn on the music, let's press. by car, dear fraer with a fat face, svetochka, something’s wrong, you’re turning it on, well, people around

, let’s go normal as a composition, friend, these are diamonds , i don’t really like this song, somehow, but not mine, not mine , navigator, turn on some good song , delicious atmosphere, we’re having a blast we're dancing with you in this club today, the dj is playing music just for us, my husband is watching the atmosphere, some overly active light, well, start, pay attention, you have a flat tire , you need to pump it up, sweetie, to do this you need to get out of the car, let's see , you really have a flat tire, have you ever pumped up your tires, no, no, no,

no, let's do it bye? what it looks like, look, try it yourself, yes, come on, moraine, moraine, the world is bottomless, foamy, it is coastal , all my life i would watch you pump the wheels, sit down, well, start it, what did you think the car is 2003 years, well, i tried, yes i myself , here is the arch, take the steering wheel in your hands, the arch, there is a brick hanging, don’t be afraid, there is no one, no police, drive calmly, come on, come on, attention, danger, you were stopped by a traffic police officer, and why are you looking at me, he stopped you, you ’re driving, count in front of him. good afternoon, lieutenant mukhin, your documents, please, sveta, i’ll come to the rescue, i

’m a man, my friend, forgive me , please show me the document, step on the gas, let’s go. the chase is after us, you are caught, we are transported to another time, more active, the carriage continues, a family

of masters is in the arena. circus art horse. your applause, sochi, sveta, bravo! look how they love you and me, look how sochi applauds you, thank you, friends, thank you, we see you off with applause, i couldn’t bear the applause for svetlana, she will come later. count to my husband, to my

wife, so. put aside all business conversations for today, what if something is important, a mirror of lies, in the previous episodes, i can’t believe it, nelya, what happened, they say that they were robbed when she was walking home from the train, dina cannot come to terms with the death of her friend, she begins your own investigation, go out for a walk, okay, i'm kidding, i need your help , well, look, like in the old days, but no, he's on business, well, of course he's on business, but maybe the search for the killer is just an excuse? that you played detective and came up with something for yourself? important call. dim, you don’t want to tell me anything, you don’t love sergei, i see it, it’s a mirror of lies,

we’ll watch the continuation on monday, on rtr. the floor is garaged, the walls are shaking, big changes have come, in the new season with a new renovation, with a slight movement of the hand, we are making three different ones from this room with absolutely no faces. functional areas, ideas are overflowing, we want to transform a radiator, there will be plenty of surprises and a lot of work, plans are transforming before our eyes... i adore plants, i’m generally a plant maniac, in the living room of our heroes, real stone flowers will soon bloom, after dismantling , a lot will become clear, and dreams become reality, look

, let them into your home, big changes, every sunday... on rtr, family time is priceless, you can do sports or creativity together, or you can do it all together take part in the competition, this is our family and win great prizes,

details on etosem.rf. an artist, an abstract artist, is sitting, almost crying, they ask him what happened, a client came and asked me to change the color of his eyes in the picture, well, what’s the problem, you know, i forgot where i painted the eyes, many creative people have hobby, this artist draws... pictures, in his free time from the opening day he gives you his performances, honored artist of russia, gennady vetrov,

thank you, friends, thank you, you know, to me they often say, gennady , why are you going out with a children’s instrument to adults, that you couldn’t make money, i say, people, this is an absolutely adult instrument, a friend just brought it to me from vietnam, from the vietnamese he says, the biggest, and then he says, gen , listen, i didn’t want to tell you, but i’ll tell you, actually, i... didn’t buy it for you, i wanted to give it to valuev, but for some reason i didn’t risk it, i say, that’s right, meaning, valuev already has it one keychain, friends, you know how i’m in the mood now, you know, like this. i want to offer you, by the way, you can applaud here, yes, i want to offer you a new miniature, which is called very

simply, living in the era of information, we catch all its vibrations, living in the era of information, we catch all its vibrations, i’m interested i record and music. i’m commenting, i’ll comment at the very beginning on the funniest story that happened on the road, i voiced it once, but today i’ll add a little music, a traffic cop stops the driver with a trivial question, did you drink yesterday? he says i don’t drink at all, get out car, he gets out, spit on the road, he didn’t understand, spit on the road, you’re not alone here , there’s no time, the request is strange, but the guy got scared, spat, the traffic cop is sad, free, go, he’s driving, he thinks why did i spit, i’m telling you now, does he think? why did he spit and i ask a traffic cop i know, he says: gen, it’s a free test

, if you don’t collect dry wood from the moon in the morning, how did you react, you shouldn’t laugh, i caught three yesterday, they couldn’t spit, you know, i’m on i’m telling this at one concert, that’s all they’re laughing, and two men are seriously in the front row, it’s not funny to you, but we’re traffic cops , huh... ogoishnikov, i’m really not afraid, i don’t understand the point of being afraid of them, i don’t care if i’m drunk, because i travel by tram on the subway, there are situations in life with very funny information, but there are also funny phrases in life, i have one friend, he constantly repeats the same phrase, why am i not kuala, why am i not kuala, i say, fedya, explain, he... gen, do you know how much kaala sleeps per day? i speak: no, it’s better for you not to know so as not to

be upset. fedyunya's neighbor learned from statistics that it's 22 hours, sleep lasts, his gaze darted to his wife alla, fedya realized that he married a koala, you know, as practice shows, yes, men are very often sad in life because ...women, yes, women, because of you, i found out that according to statistics, men smile on average only seven times a day, that’s seven, that’s all, how many times a woman smiles a day, do you think, constantly, that’s a fool already , sorry, constantly, this is already a diagnosis, woman a day smiles 64 times, i smile, sometimes it’s irrelevant, i don’t know, a state of rest , i can’t help myself, my skull structure

is like that, well, a woman’s smile, it inspires, yes, but it also disarms, just like and women’s tears disarm, yes, yes, yes, i have a cousin, she is constantly in tears, she is a very tearful woman, very, nickname, you know what, neagara. i tell her, rosa bonifatievna, well, the rose is beautiful, but in honor of the flower, bonifatievna is a middle name, in honor of dad, nikolai, i say, rosa bonifavna, maybe with your tearfulness, coculist skankochka, naive, what do you understand, this is a woman’s secret weapon, when i cry, my albertik is ready for anything, recently i made myself a new fur coat, and from a mexican jerboa, i made my mother a kitchen one in 2 weeks harvester, though the dacha had to cry for about a year and a half, yes, and then with tears, the doctors say

, carcinogens are removed, eyeballs are moisturized, i say, rosa bonifavna, when you moisturize your apples, there is such an antonovka, even i’m ready for anything , well, in general, as i said, aunt rose, the secret weapon is tears, and if your husband is tormented by your tears, the tear tap never closes, there are situations in life, the secrecy of women's information, i have one friend, his wife tests him every day, which means after work on this is the case, he comes and says, well, vityushka, let me look into my eyes, vityusha’s eyes, into my eyes , vityusha, he drank today, no, vityusha, he drank, he, well, that’s it, me today, in general, today , very uncertain answer, vitya, very

uncertain, come on, quickly tell me the most an active infusional formation with an open caldera on the territory of iceland, that the backpack over the shoulder quickly repeated the name of the eya yadl volcano, well, okay zin, well, i drank a little bit, well , two shots of beer, you understand everything, and you promised me to tie the neighbor vityusha up and down in this regard, the whole entrance is worried; he is not suitable for a fight or a dance; well, in general, vitya is as incomprehensible as bitcoin. there are situations in life when the whole body is prostrate, you know, the body can be prostrate, during dancing, yes, especially after this case, but there are people who are better off not being invited to a dance group, not drunk, not sober, that ’s me, yes, at one time my dad wanted to send me to a dance club at the age of 7, and they immediately diagnosed me there , when a boy dances,

especially when he tries, you want to provide him with medical assistance, the miniature is called midney, ilyusha burst into tears. ilyusha’s dance is not danced like a child’s, he looks like a walnut, ilyusha’s dances are tinny, whatever you want, he’s 86, there are life is a situation where the whole organism is prostrated, you know, life without a mobile phone today is impossible to imagine, i’m surprised how the older generation lived before, yes, but now everything is thanks to the mobile phone, but the mobile phone , of course, very often gets in the way during concerts, i don’t know, like other artists, but for me, you know, the most common response from viewers who receive calls at a concert is repeated, i

can’t talk now, i’m in the wind right now. recently i had three ladies sitting in the front row at a concert, like this, you know, like this older women, well, this age is from the series, you know, hello, autumn, i’m ready , the three of them were laughing the whole concert, just in the mood, one was in the way of her cell phone all the time, she, i say, is a woman, who’s stopping you from enjoying gennady’s work there vetrovna, and my son, sashulka, and he says that he needs it, yes. nervous, when i return, i say: how old is sashulka, she is 37, give me a mobile phone, i’ll talk to him , she gives me a mobile phone, i turn it on loud and say, sash, you, he, yes, i say, sash, you mom i let gennady go to a concert with his friends vetrov, well, yes, i say, well, why are you calling, they are here at the concert, be calm, i

’ll look after all three girls, there’s a pause, and who is this? i say, winds, the pause is even longer, man, i don’t know who you are, but your jokes are moronic, there are situations in life with very funny information, i record interesting things, and

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