[000:00:00;00] the old red-haired woman has smothered me again, again i’m standing like a fool, alone, that’s where i disappeared, i was just standing there, picking my nose with my finger, she ’s constantly like this, it’s a claudevant, that she’ll forget to put it on or take it off, then her boots are torn, then she’s attacked. you’re like a kitten from a tree, you need to take it off, take it off urgently, take it off right now, well again, hello everyone brothers , no need to be scared, it’s just about five minutes late, just behind the scenes, someone nice, i wanted take a phone number, i gave him

the number, he died on the joke, eh, from downloaded and a phrase to you, in general, hello people, now everything will be fine, we will fall out of life for 100 minutes, and where is the rhyme, but there is no rhyme, yes, yes, the rhymes are a problem, but for a cheerful song it’s all nonsense, we came to you from afar, where no one ever writes poetry. like karooki, yes, comrade, like karooki, this is dadakosh, comrades, we often go with her lately, or rather i take her, i take her to karookki, i take her to the theater, to the puppet theater bye, to the cinema, god, we go everywhere, yes, yes, people go everywhere, as they say, they all want bread and

circuses, oh, about bread, you’re great, i reminded you, well, i’ll tell you now, for sure, my comrades recently dragged me to the ballet, swan lake is called let’s call it ballet , i knew i would go with you, why don’t you pretend to be here, that’s what you’re talking about, oh well , no, not okay, why do you need bread for the stage? - i started to throw the swans, i wanted to feed them, they are skinny, damn right in front of the bones they barely walk across the stage, they are all limping in white slippers, they are wearing fancy clothes , is it a hunch that someone is me? i say, the main thing is that everyone is walking on these, on show-offs, and on pointe shoes, i say again, kiss my tutu, i don’t know about kissing the tutu, but in i can move the scoreboard, it’s clear, but why are you behaving like this, by the way, i forgot to ask, but why is this, when the ballerina guys came out on stage, you took out army binoculars, at least you can see there,

maybe i wanted to understand, what to understand, who is the leader of the pack, well, it’s clear who danced the worst , who was most disturbed by these, quietly, quietly , pointe shoes, comrades, i watched the stage and thought , this is the wrong rod of babbling , well, naturally, i would have whittled a couple of nasty things with this swan, well, who would doubt it, you will definitely, are you really whittling here? gathered, glory, are you disgracing yourself, princess chicken, why are you doing these, do you think it’s beautiful, or what? that's enough, kostya, you're a stupid set in the guy, you don't understand anything, this is a dance, a dance of swans dying for love, but you'll die already, are you crazy or something, but right in the tailbone, listen, that's not what people are for we came to watch you pour out here, i also like the fluff-dried

version, i won’t go. i’m sick anymore, i won’t go to the cinema, i won’t go to the cinema, there’s a lot more sex there than on the screen, and you’re crazy too, comrade, i’ll tell you another egregious case, recently, ida speaks today at the cinema about a horror film, what is it called, the dead dead, and the main thing is that the lights have been turned off, the screensaver has already begun, columbia pitchers present the film by john jayjay jr., the killer flower part two, horror in movie theater, then this flower came into the hall and walked in front of the screen with two buckets of sweet popcorn, and so it went: the lights were turned on, everyone thought, the film has already started, and in 3d, not flat for you, i got lost in the dark, now she says, i’m lost, just imagine sit and the truth is a walking real one has gone, and my leg is dragging, it looks like, look what i started to show, well, enough is enough, but enough is enough, this is an inscription on a chinese maternity hospital, that’s enough, you’re lying, because everything wasn’t like that,

of course it wasn’t like that . it would be even more scary and most importantly, okay, she would just walk through, no, she trudges through the rows, climbs and talks, and her teeth fall out of her mouth. are you really a crazy fool or something, this is popcorn, the audience saw her, panic immediately began, but we watched the movie alone, and no one munched on the spirit, no one to you, and you were slurping your popcorn, still spitting, at least pu, at least pu, i think she’s spitting, are you spitting, are they seeds or something, there are no peels there, they eat everything in it, i spit accurately, once upon a time you even wanted to knock, but why didn’t you knock? nature has already given you a rest, and the rest was according to the system, all inclusive, lanandluziv, why are you grumbling, why are you grumbling, grumbling, grumbling, women always grumble when they don’t have a man, i’m looking, women , i’ll tell you this, now

you can get a good man at pop concerts to meet, that’s why there are lots of women there, it’s her own fault, don’t run around, then last saturday, let’s go, he says, let’s go to a concert, i say, who, well, come on, you’ll come, you’ll see, we’ll come, stas. and why, i’m a woman over 40, hello, take it, i don’t want it, don’t need it, i’m divorced, i love stasik, hello, stasik, a decent person, he sang a song and didn’t touch anyone until he was dangerously close, this is a boring fan, jump on his neck like a lady, and stas mikhailov sings, let go, let go, hear the old woman, don’t bite, don’t bite me in the ear, why did the tuft of fur tear off my chest? don’t scream, don’t shout, loudly, pack boy, take me away even for an hour, the old lady will have a cool little guy, the monster

in front of the singer is uncomfortable, the police took him out with somon, that’s okay, they didn’t put handcuffs on, she kicked like a sheep, and you know , how much do the tickets cost, yeah, what the hell for that kind of money? you can’t pull out teklok, who’s great, i’m great, but stasik, it’s down the drain. i came in, what kind of thing is this, and i’m lucky, this is me for a souvenir, sell it, what are you selling? you don't have enough money, how much money do you have worth it, go to the bank, go

and take out a loan again, did you pay for the ticket? paid, you're a disgrace to adults, woman, i'm a chocolate bunny, i'm small, look at yourself, nothing, no, why, i won't be silent, comrades, we once went with her to the cat theater run by kuklachev, i'll tell you i didn’t ask... this story isn’t for anyone to tell, why did you disrupt the show, i didn’t tear anything down, i tore it off, first i tore off my skirt, then the show, it’s not my fault, he burst on his own, my friend, you know what happened, that’s all horror, a bottle of valerian in my pocket it burst down my legs , it started to flow, who crazy told you to go to the cat theater with valerian, hello, i carry everyone with you, i don’t believe you, i drink it, it broke in the left sock, it leaked. the artists of the kuklachev theater pounced on the matryona and let’s lick her all, the crazy one jumped on the skid , here it’s not there, there was a skid there, she jumped and

climbed up, the cats climbed after her, screaming, the madwoman fought them off with a slipper, screaming, the audience was screaming, kuklachev ran out, yelling, lord, it was he who looked under her skirt. looking from above the mother, looking from below the little one, they barely pulled the cats away from her, mo, you know, what i thought now, if you glue sandpaper to the cat’s paw, why, then he will not only wash himself, but shave, but don’t be upset, i know , what did you come up with, you and i... next time we’ll go to football, so you crush a bottle of vodka in your pocket so that the men will throw it at you in the same way, you’ll see and find your happiness, you’re a stupid woman, not a man’s happiness, what’s in it? is that you feel comfortable going wherever you want, doing whatever you want, alone

in a word, so that you just feel good, and when i feel good, when the audience laughs at you and clap for me, entertainment, since there is so much, there is a choice, thank god, circus, theater, cinema, museum, and ballet, if you are going to relax, brothers laugh, come to two girlfriends for a concert. we will play for you, sing and even dance, throw off a couple of extra pounds from laughter, there is no reason for sadness here, hey, handsome men, come over, i’ll give you all an autograph, pitobishche, go, go, surot, we love performing, and today to you we wish you to burst out laughing.

pupak, the main premiere of the year, i want to introduce you to alexander dmitrovich lonsky, the guard officer is ready for the most violent attacks, always at your service, your person, but he surrendered without a fight. i have never met a more majestic, more beautiful, kinder woman in my life, ekaterina is my favorite. sashenka, sashenka, my love. since monday at rtr, we gathered about ten people into the first group, there were short calls, we are going to donetsk, are you with us? yes, when my fighters came running, they carried me, another shelling began, they put me down, lay on top of me, one bullet is still in me, let’s say this is my trophy, we had it.

and here comes the grandmother, she’s hungry, but she brings this curba to the house and says: baby, feed the dogs, lend a helping hand, olga and i decided that we need to take the guys in, i came across such people who care, support me with a word, hello, dear soldier and deed, without your help you would not have survived, only ours can, honor and praise to you. what you do is simply amazing, from tuesday to thursday, on rtr, who is he, how did he end up here, these remains are 25-30 years old, in general we did not have a statement about the honoring of people, but the capercaillie, this is 100%, the past is a valuable witness. this

gravity is enough to lower a person to the bottom, which means it was not an accident, you just need to be able to ask questions, where did you find it? there under the bridge, i found something else there, information about the owner of the badge can still be found in the archive, ekaterina rednikova and you and i have news, in our opinion to a stranger, statute of limitations, will you interfere in this matter, freely, on friday, on rtr, then, what tasks, i’ll tell you this separately, when the cameras are turned off, where to go and what to do? they just recommended that you never read american newspapers, that you fight with russia and china at once, a stranger, of course, how much time do you devote to the progress of a special military operation, are you starting all this? the day ends with this, the first thing they told me is that we have a lot of them, the guryats don’t

run, on helicopter board number one, we we will be the first to know about this, alexander grigorievich, hello again, let him in, there are no forces that could hold him back, you are probably the first here, pasha, you are filming this, you learned how to do this, in the first person, tell me what is happening and where in 3 :30 at night, of course, i must always be in touch, moscow , the kremlin, putin, we will see again, we will show more than others, thank you very much, come back on sunday to rtr, how did it all

happen, how did it all start? how does she sing, what is your name? here’s the story, which country was ruined, how can we live with it now? why is this that's it, you and me, why? how did this all happen, where did it all start? it was sunstroke, sunstroke. film nikita mikhalkov on monday on rt rislav rastoropovich was a very witty person, once there was a press conference, and one journalist told him: “masteslav leopoldovich: you say everywhere that you are russian, in fact, you

were born in baku, means you are azerbaijani , rostropovich replied: “and if i were born in antarctica, would i be a penguin?” “ we also have one artist, originally from baku, once he was a young man, he came to moscow for a competition of pop artists, this competition was hosted by another witty person, boris brunov, and he told our artist: today your fate is being decided, either you will become a laureate of the competition, or you will remain an armenian forever. kharin remained an armenian, became a laureate of the competition, and now is still an honored artist. i often think why women love me so much, i only recently realized because i’m beautiful, you can’t

take that away from me, my figure is like a mountain goat, my eyes. like a bottomless abyss, a nose that no one can see, sit closer, i have such a nose that you can even see it from the back, so when i look in the mirror, especially in profile, i always say, wow. and he answers me from there: i completely agree with you that he is, that is, a true handsome man, sometimes on the street i look at some woman, she has a chill on her skin,

even if she goes with her husband, god forbid she looks 3 m tearing away from him, mine, it’s still nothing for two, he still has time to grab her by the sleeve, look , he drops all his things and runs, i remember once with a friend we were walking alone, i said, look, look, girl she’s walking, look, you see, she’s fallen in love with me, she’s smiling, he says, she’s still holding back, when i saw you for the first time, i almost died laughing, well , they say that because they’re jealous, not only am i handsome, i also have a wonderful character, i’m not conflicted, so somehow in a taxi i say to the driver, brother? let's go first, i say, to the market, and then to the station, the driver says: there is no market, i say, well, no, no, then we went straight to the station, that's why women adore me, they'll meet me once, that's it

tram for life, we saw one only once, once in the elevator, the next day we were married. no, not for me, one guy tried to persuade her to become his wife for 3 years, she didn’t agree, when she saw me, she immediately married him, i’m not offended, i understand her, it’s somehow calmer with him, family, household, children, and you suffer with me all the time, they will take me away, they won’t take me away, sometimes i even wake up in the morning, i think, listen, i wonder, will they take me away today? or they won’t take her away, and what’s interesting is that she lives with him, thinks about me, i somehow i met you on the street, i said, well, i say, remember, she says, in my life i will never forget such a miracle, oh, miracle, you can’t say that about everyone, she was ready

to give up her life for me, but she said so, why to marry you, i’d rather throw myself into the river, or there was such a case, somehow ... i met one, a weightlifter, not kissed, said a few words, i see she’s all softened, i’ll give her a kiss, and when else will she be so happy, kissed her, she trembled all over, grabbed me in a hug, pressed me to you, then like this lifted me up, and we flew with her, on the wings of love. well, or rather, i flew alone, broke the frame with my head, and continued to fly, she didn’t even come to the hospital, she was afraid to fall into the shoes of love. well, it’s difficult for us, it’s difficult for handsome men, but we survive as best we can. i, i remember, once at the seaside in sochi i met someone

, well, she was, how can i say, in the body, well, i would even say, in a very large body, well , to be honest, i’m like four, she tells me, i ask you, honey, take a picture of me only from such an angle so that i don’t seem plump. i say: i know this angle, go into the sea up to your chin, well, really , we had to break up with her later, she caught me with one woman, another would have been confused, but i didn’t, i say, lyuba, i swear on my mother, believe me, here while this blonde was mocking me in bed, i was only thinking about you, it’s not even about my beauty, i can carry on a conversation, well, with humor... everything is fine, i once met a woman in the park, i say, excuse me, but what is your name? she says rose?

i say: oh, where do you work? she says, in the bank? i say how romantic it is, a rose in a jar, i say, you are so beautiful, so charming, so cheerful, cool, she says, no need. yes, i know, you are saying this on purpose in order to seduce me later, i say: “wow, you are also smart, i looked after her for a whole month, gave her gifts, then i say, rose jan, the scent of my soul, dear, since i've been dating you, i can't drink, i can't smoke, and i can't even eat, she says: “did you love me so much?” i say, no, i just already have it all. there is not enough money, and recently she leaves me, she says: i heard in some african tribes

, there is such a custom, husbands sell their wives to other men, you could sell me, i say, i would never give you away, i would give you away, here you are laugh, yes, but this happened to me recently, yes, i got married and my friend told me: remember, today is the happiest day of your life. i say, why today, because the wedding is tomorrow? and he says, that's it. you know, they say when a man meets the woman he loves, he has a holiday every day. “do you love me?” she asked. i say, of course, i love you. she says then say it loud so the whole world can hear. i went up to her, hugged her and said in her ear: i

love you, she said, why so quietly, why not to the whole world? i say because the whole world, for me it’s you alone, my beloved and beautiful, the great dostoevsky said, beauty will save the world. and leon izmailov, our favorite writer, added, and humor will decorate this world, let there be more people on earth, cheerful and beautiful, like you and me, truly, well-deserved russian artist, karen avanesyan. now i’ll read you a short poem, a poem,

the electricity here is dim, water is oozing from the roof, woman, your majesty, how did you get here? oh, your arrival is like a conflagration, it’s smoky , it’s hard to breathe, you’re passing, please, why stand on the threshold, who are you, where are you from? oh, i'm a funny person. you just confused the house, the street, the city and the century, meet aglaya shilovskaya, lived so that there was a black stake around the corner and a cat. i hated the whole

yard, just the song at all. not about how people didn’t get along with the cat, they say, not you'll be lucky if a black cat crosses the road, but for now, on the contrary, it's only the black year that's unlucky, there's bustle in the yard all day, they're chasing a cat out of the way, but the song is not at all about how the yard was hunting for a cat, they say you'll

be unlucky if there's a black cat will cross the road, but for now it’s the other way around, only the black year is unlucky, even with his cat a mile away, it was useful for zagat to hide, only the song is not at all about how the cat purred with the cat, they say you won’t be lucky if a black... some cat crosses the road, but for now, on the contrary, only the black year is unlucky, this year is from ear to ear tail, was blacker than blackness itself, and

the song, in general, is about how offensive it is to be a black cat. they say you won't be lucky if a black one crosses over to a pakana. only the black cat has no luck, no matter what. there were once in our country two writers, humorists, very talented people , dykhovichnaya and slobodskaya, such a couple, they wrote a lot for artists, wrote repertoire for artists, different numbers, wrote

film scripts, wrote plays in the satire theater with great... success the play lev guruch sinichkin was on. our author today, in my opinion, is not inferior to dykhovichny and slobodsky. he also writes numbers for different artists, he has written somewhere around 50 programs, and maybe even more, a distorting mirror. he received first prize at the comedy competition in the same satire theater. and he also writes film scripts; he wrote about 200 scripts for the film magazine yaralazh. of course, small, but still a movie. so, meet him, alexey shcheglov. there is an eternal dispute between women and men. who is more important, who is smarter, who is better? i can say with confidence that women are superior men in everything. well, look, a woman

can add extensions to anything she wants, nails, eyelashes, hair, a man. can only grow his liver, a woman has bright lipstick on her lips, she is a goddess, a man has such a piece of lipstick on his collar, he is a corpse , a woman has shadows in her eyes, she is a beauty, a man has shadows under his eyes, he is hungover, a woman there is an arctic fox in the closet, she is a queen, a man has a woman in his closet as his scribe, in everything they are better than us, if a woman starts crying. then she laughed, kissed, bit, giggled, it’s like a highlight if a man cried, laughed, went to kiss, bit, giggled, this is a squirrel, the only thing in which a man can compete with a woman is in beauty, to be beautiful, a woman will take a long time to do her hair, makeup, put on

a dress, diamonds, a man, bald, pot-bellied, bow-legged, the wallet has become plump and already handsome. women are stronger than men, a woman can fall. into a frill only at the sight of a mouse, and for a man to faint, just two words are enough: i’m pregnant. no man can refuse a beautiful woman, and a woman can refuse any man. the girl calls her friend and says: “can you imagine, this bastard offered me to sleep with him for a new smartphone, i’m shocked by such impudence, what an impudent scoundrel! but who does he take me for? listen, i’ll call you back, now only a sim card i'll rearrange it. by the way, guys, if you want, i'll tell you the secret of how to make sure that no woman refuses, attention, if you want no woman to refuse, don't

offer, women are much more sociable than men, women like to talk, but men you have to listen to them, scientists have calculated that in order to listen to a woman, you need... only 60 minutes per hour, but only once a day, from morning to evening, one man’s wife spent all day chatting, chatting, chatting, chatting, the man could not stand it , he says, that’s it, i can’t take it anymore, you got me, it’s better to go to prison than to live with you, he went and robbed a store, the court gave him 3 years of house arrest, you’ll be surprised, but women drive better. one woman took her license, driving, speed 100, instructor is silent, 120-150, instructor is silent, 170 - sharp turn, car skids,

she almost demolishes the pole, the instructor is silent, the woman thinks, wow, i drive so well, not a single comment, she turned around, and the instructor is lying in a faint, so if a woman is driving, you don’t need to tell her where you are going, why are you turned here, slow down, sitting next to a woman who is driving a car, you should say only one thing, quietly, quietly, our father, and in heaven, women are better than men, a woman will qualitatively transform everything that you give her, give her vegetables, you get borscht, give her love, you get it. give her a mop, you'll get a clean one an apartment, if you don’t give her a salary , you’ll just get it, by the way, but a man can get it from a woman for any reason, a man met a friend, hello, what’s wrong with your

eye, where did the black eye come from? he says, yes, last night he saw lenka off, a guy runs up at the entrance, well, he’s a pure gop, he says he has a cigarette, well, i immediately kicked him in the throat and punched him in the jaw, but where did you get the black eye? and the black eye is from lenka. how did i know it was her father? women are much smarter than men. take any series on our television. make him watch a man and woman. ask a man what the series is about? he will say about love. ask a woman what the series is about? she will say: look, anna is in love with nikolai, nikolai loves larisa, and larisa is having an affair with ilya. ilya loves oksana, oksana is crazy about fyodor, and fyodor adores anna, who also loves fyodor. but not like nikolai, nikolai loves oksana like a sister, oksana’s sister loves grigory like a brother , brother grigory has an affair with anna’s sister, who is the daughter of ilya and oksana, because the son of grigory’s wife’s brother is the father of

anna’s husband’s sister from her first marriage. end of the first series, what can i say, life is easier for women, a man is always forced to answer for his actions, and a woman can do any stupid thing, everything is forgiven to her. especially if she is blonde, one blonde says to her husband: honey, these mosquito repellent pills don’t help, well, they don’t help, well, i took three pills at night, they still bit me. another blonde came to visit a lonely man, decided to make him a surprise, baked pies, the man bit the pie, said: “honey, what did you bake pies with?” how? with flour? but i don’t have any flour at home, why not, in the hallway. the bag is standing, stupid, it's cement. i’ll tell you more, women are much more logical than men, it’s just that men are not able to understand women’s logic, in fact, women’s

logic differs from men’s logic in that women’s logic lacks logic from the point of view of men’s logic. i'll explain now. the woman says to the man: come tomorrow, there will be no one at home. the man came, but no one was home. well, it’s logical, she told him so. spouses quarrel, wife screams in rage, yeah you went to 36 letters, your husband was stunned, to 36 letters, where is this? interesting, wife, with the same three letters, but 12 times, husband and wife went to bed , wife says, we need to change the wiring, husband in a dream, call an electrician tomorrow, wife, the light bulb in the kitchen is burned out, husband, call an electrician tomorrow, wife , the socket in the room is sparkling, husband, call an electrician tomorrow, wife, and you also promised a night of love, husband, not now, wife,

okay, sleep, tomorrow i’ll call an electrician, as you can see, everything is absolutely logical, but men have problems with logic , and examples of this okay, the woman calls the man, says : “i miss you so much, i’m standing, completely naked, frying potatoes, the man is screaming, i’m leaving, look, you won’t eat everything without me, but where is the logic here? the girl says to the guy: maxim, eh my parents are... away, you know what i mean, it’s cool, they’ll bring tomatoes, well, finally, a story that shows male logic in all its glory: at night, a husband pesters his wife, she fights back, like she has a headache, the husband says, come on in brazilian, the intrigued wife agrees, the husband lazily did his job, turned away and dozed off, the wife said: uh, what does brazil have to do with it, husband, yes.

i forgot, cha-cha-cha, in general , men, don’t try to compete with women, a woman cannot be defeated, she can only be loved, so love a woman, then you will be the best, the smartest and the most important for her. thank you! congratulations, cinema on weekends, you know, as people say, they knock out wedges, and they say correctly, by the way, correctly, the sooner i forget you, that is, i, i you , no one to me, you hear, no one, remember this once

forever, you still love him, how? heal a broken heart, mom, i want to marry ksyusha , i love her, and you thought that people would say, at first one was friends with her, now another is going to get married, where to find cures for loneliness, daughter, they came to you there, who it didn’t work out with the older one, so we’ll marry the younger one, a recipe for love,

premiere, today on ptp. tea monenka monenka yes, how do you need to love a person in order to... pick him up and come to him,

what is a strong family built on? the question is certainly interesting, based on love, what beautiful girls, i thought, he knows how to do everything , this is what a person lives for, he must have a continuation, what a good conversation is based on trust, i am so contradictory, i have wisdom and cunning, my eye is burning, that is, well, if you noticed, even two, pararapara, when everyone is at home, on sunday, on rtr. i’m glad that you’re here, and i’m also glad that i’m here, look at the holidays, this is not my vantus, but it turns out to be mine, and i didn’t recognize him, she’s completely gone wild, she’s running after the plumbers, maria

porushina, just me decided to quit forever love romance, like on you, i accidentally looked at you, yaroslav boyko, forgive me, i didn’t want to, didn’t want to, well, that is, i wanted anna yakunina, from this place in more detail, mom needs to be pulled out of the whirlpool, mom is having an affair, what an affair, sergey zhugunov, i can’t forgive myself for losing you, and you never wanted everything to be the same as before, maxim overen, let’s go, well, where, i have a surprise, i really like surprises, everyone is 50, sunday and monday. on rtr, this is a communal apartment, programs hello, andrey, we are celebrating national unity day, and what

we are united, of course, by songs; all the people, both old and young, celebrate freedom. this holiday is very important for us, there are many nations in russia, but russia is one, hello andrey, andrey malakhov’s evening show, today on rtr, he loves everyone, especially people, a man of a thousand leaves. because the number of images he created on stage was simply fantastic, whoever he portrayed, to meet him, honored artist of russia, svyatoslav yeshchenko,

well, what can i say, here the other day - in our city palace of culture, uh, with his own means this famous one came to give a solo concert, well, this is a psychologist , his program was called how to be happy when there are only bastards around, an hour and a half, something like that, psychological, he unraveled at the end, raised his hands, said: quietly, now is the time... evening for night, i love people, i love people, i love people , she says, it will be much easier for you to survive in

a society of your own kind, if there is nothing to love people for, find something good in them, well , my wife angelina and i clapped, which means they spent 100 rubles, came home, had dinner, lay down by the bed, said in unison three times, i love people, as this psychologist advised, i turned to my favorite wall, suddenly thought, why do i love them? these people, but take my neighbor for example, this envious redneck , every evening he reprimands me, don’t park your car under my windows, don’t park your car under my windows, he lives on the twelfth floor,

the psychologist advised me to find something in him - good, yes, well, what good can be found in him, but perhaps only that he has a wife. i like mine, imagine, yes, i even somehow got into an impudent way with her, angelina , you are so beautiful, leave your husband, the tree asks what’s going on, he says, no, for half an hour, from the frame, so what you can do this in half an hour, i love people, take zinaida gavrilovna, right? even though she is my wife’s mother, and i even feel that in principle there is something to love her for, but just like that , without additional payment. i’m not ready, the psychologist advised, to find something good in her, so i’m

happy to, i’ve been trying to find it all my life, but she’s so ungrateful, well, ungrateful, well, for my last birthday, i gave her an expensive gift, a whole plot of land , three by one and a half, as it should be, on the sunny side near the fence, and you know what my mother-in-law said to me, she says, the most offensive thing is, zatyok, that you are a complete fool, but without visible mental deviations, well, i love people , but how can i love my godfather, he borrowed money from me for a month, and i have been waiting for a return for the fourth year, when i ask him, when will you give me my 100 dollars, rings, he... how do i know

am i a prophet, it turns out that he came up with such a business , he takes out loans from everyone for a month, and not earlier than six months later, he gives back only 900 bucks, they say there is no more, they are glad that they gave at least 900, but the steward doesn’t remember, that is, you get interest for helping out a friend. i love people, who else should i love? our accountant, right? malvina artomnovna, that means she puts on makeup before lunch at work, finishes up her makeup after lunch, and then they still talk on the phone, i’m on the claudia slate diet, i wear tights from

kimbesenger, i wear a dress like nicole kidman, she still looks like nyusha from smeshariki, she came to work one day, so she was wearing skirts that were shoulder-length, that is, all the millstones were facing out, the blouse with an oblique ruler gave the impression that there was dye on the back i was hit by a fence, my hair is like a badger hole, she says, i really like it with single people, apparently baruks, ilan dressed me... how do you like me in this form, grigory, and i tell her: malvina artamonovna, take it from me, i say, yes in this way it's best to hunt vampires on a moonless night, so imagine the accountant took it as a compliment, now she won’t let me pass at work, even when i was sick, she didn’t come to visit me... she brought a pack of cookies, good cookies,

strong, indestructible, still yes, they put up the table footstools, that’s what it means find the good in her, right? no, well, who i ’m really ready to love is our new secretary, sveta sexbomb, who has been looking for her new bomb shelter for a whole year. oh, no, well, of course, it’s not that i want to change my wife, so, i’m just an accountant out of spite, but that’s no use, i have views of svetka, she means me, i’m already pissing on her, i say, svetka, let’s talk about art, who do you like better, without hands or withered hands, she

says, i like suza the most. my boss, well, how is it possible to love her, and how to truly love my bosom friend vitalka gorlov, who comes to visit us about once a month, gets drunk at my house during a hurricane, and somewhere in the first hour at night he gets up and says to my wife and me, okay guys, that’s it, go home, i want tomorrow... early to get up, thanks for the company, gelka and i had too much on our own once, we were so tired, we left our own apartment, we couldn’t find our house all night, why do we love vitalka, because my wife and i were freezing all night they breathed air, in general, with this, i love people, which means i was pushing around for a day, then in the evening gelka’s friend comes, who was also at that psychological concert, we left early, she stayed to ask for an autograph from

the psychologist, so she says i get up, he goes out into the street and... so it turns out that during his speeches from the parking lot at the service entrance, the tow truck men stole his personal car, and the traffic cop quickly, which means , screws up the sign, saying that parking is prohibited, he says, as he said, this psychologist says, bastards, so they can be driven in the devil's name on hot... .and they fed me only with money, how i hate these people, i hate these people , and that’s where it struck me, you may hate

tow trucks, but it has nothing to do with people, well , he himself said that... you can find a lot of good things in people , for example, you smile, i love you for it, you laugh, in general, i adore it, and if you clap properly, my mood will generally rise so much that i will straight up kiss my ungrateful mother-in-law. a great lover of humanity, a humanist, a connoisseur of women, svetoslav yeshchenko, an artist who will now appear on stage,

and not alone, he leads his own jazz orchestra, he has his own jazz festival, and even... those who are far from jazz, if they hear him, fall completely under his charm, he performs so well that everyone just gets great pleasure from what he performs, the magical power of art, this is about him, people's artist

of russia, igor butman. hello, on the russia tv channel, in the studio rina rossius and the main topics for this hour. russia celebrates national unity day. vladimir putin has already laid flowers at the monument to minin and pozharsky; the kazan

icon of the mother of god, which was considered lost more than 100 years ago, was shown in the assumption cathedral of the moscow kremlin. grandiose and