it’s me laughing, it’s always like this, peter, i don’t want to, but you don’t want to and you don’t need to, great ball, you can, give me a pen, cool! pass, wow, and you say it’s not working,

hello, good afternoon, can you tell me what room andrei cherkasov stayed in? sorry, but we do not disclose information about our guests to strangers, and i’m not a stranger, i’m his fiancée, congratulations, and that’s it, order is order, and haven’t you tried just calling him? well, to spoil the surprise? girl, you're welcome, okay, number 413, thank you, oh, you've already left us, thank you, please, and you, and this is our room, my husband

is just going up with the key, and here you are, thank you, thank you.

here's a male, well, well, wow, forget it, yes, yes, yes, hi, hi, mom, well , everything's okay, you picked petya up from kindergarten, yes, yes, everything's okay, well, don't rush there, then, take a walk, breathe! fresh air, it's good for him, yeah, yeah, okay, forget it, mom, can you hear me, okay, okay, okay , kiss everything, you'll get a donut hole, not a date, kolya is not a fool, i tell him, i say, please practice singing, and he still has no time, thank you, now i slowly go up to the room, change into... a cat, and you shed

your fucking meeting and fly towards me like a human fly. someone is throwing things out of the window, these are mine, are you crazy, what are you doing? what are you doing here? this is my personal business, and my andrey is also your personal business, get it again, don’t worry, that’s enough, dima, lena, where is andrey, me, please.

don't say anything, i just couldn't even think that you, well, would do something like that. forgive me, for what, it means i was only waiting for you, well, i didn’t i knew, idiot, shoes for 1,000 euros, that i really thought it was andrey’s number, or what? i asked at the reception and they said that this is his room, where is my suit? cat women, well, yes, the room for andryukha was booked, they just turned him around halfway and urgently called him to the regional branch, i came instead, with marina sergeevna, but only for work, by the way, what happened, you ’re all right, we have a meeting, so

if by your grace, hysterical, although a living soul will know about dmitry and me, uh-huh, i, yes i your fiancé, i’ll fire him personally, she’s shabby and she doesn’t understand, he has no sense of humor at all, i’ll call them, i’ll explain everything to them now, but what kind of flax, don’t even think about it, especially since he doesn’t catch his hair there at all, i’ll warn him somehow this life, let ’s go home, sit quietly like a mouse, i understand, yeah, i ’ll talk to marina sergeevna, maybe she’ll bring it, come on, don’t say a word to anyone. wait, you're probably hungry, why? well, they say that all men are hungry, well, after that, who says it, the experience of previous generations, amazing, i think i have ice cream in

the freezer, would you like me to look for it? pinch! yes, dim, hi, what, well, what, she found a woman’s clothes, decided that you were a chick here, caused a pogrom, i lied that you were urgently called to the regional branch, said that this is not your dark, andryush, you will i'll have strawberry ice cream. and whose? dim, who are you with there anyway? this, andryukh, without details, come on , the main thing is guaranteed for you, you are in the middle of nowhere until the night, there is no connection with you, understand? so come on, turn off your phone immediately, enjoy your freedom, don’t worry, your

life now has a 100% guilt complex , complete pangs of conscience, do you hear? room service, andryukh, i can’t light up the meeting, tadam, ice cream, yes, something happened, no , nothing, someone called, yes it’s for work, kuku, i’m home, is there anyone alive, hello, hello! are you back already, have you fed petka? petka hasn’t come yet, i mean he hasn’t come, you promised to take him to football, why are you at home? ira, your husband is a genius, he’s with his grandmother, and what

’s so genius about that is that she’s now with grandson, and not with some suspicious scammer , that’s how it was calculated, the more time she is busy raising her grandson, the less time she has left for all sorts of dubious connections, yes, well, i congratulate you, your the calculation was a success, genius, i have nothing tasty in my life, yeah, not even garbage. so, what happened? you’re really not like that, after this call, yes, it’s nonsense, baby, never mind, just don’t say please that you need to run, no, i

’m not going anywhere, i promise. mom, dad, i scored goals, really, well done, all the best, hello, aunt roma showed me how to pronounce it. uncle roma? yes, uncle roma. oh, i don’t understand, you went to training, no? no, we didn't go to training. that is, how is it? and so, it was roman sergeevich who was able to do in a couple of hours what your vaunted coach could not do in a whole year. ah, roman sergeevich, ira, do you hear, she split. so i think it’s better for petechka not to listen to this. what do you mean split? what does this mean mom? it doesn't matter - you're an actress. mom, i know everything. i realized a long time ago that this non-existent yasha. it's actually simple a cover operation and not yasha, but roman sergeevich. what, otherwise if i knew that you would take petya along with him, i would rather take petya myself 100 times. you had

a meeting, but what the hell is a meeting, but you didn’t have a meeting? no, it was, of course, we constantly have conferences, briefings, please, kolya, i always see when you lie, okay, mom, i collected, yes, i lied, you know why, why, because you yourself lie all the time since i contacted this football player, i can still ask a little quieter, petya doesn’t need to know all this, you’re right, now petya is also involved in everything, which means, in this, in that, you yourself are standing on the edge of an abyss, dragging your grandson along with you, that mom, i’m responsible for you, i worry about you, i worry, and i really don’t like this novel of yours, forgive me, god, sergeevich, why don’t i like it, because mom, he will ruin you, because you constantly get into trouble with him, i’m sorry, you in general , mom is wondering what he needs from you, what kind of nonsense are you talking about, no, it’s not nonsense, it’s not nonsense, mom, just think about what a man needs from... a single woman with a child, a single woman with a grandson, especially mom, what does he need, well, an apartment, a dacha, an inheritance, calm down,

nikolai, he’s such a suspicious guy , unspecified occupation, so no, he’s a pilot, and he’s also a pilot, that is, like a pilot, in what sense, in the literal sense, a first-class pilot, excuse me, kid? wait, mom, how is this a pilot,

why then was there any need to hide, invent some students, hide apologies in the gateways, and in what gateways, kolya, well, are you carrying something? mom, why didn’t you tell me right away that he was a decent person, and not some kind of rogue? why don’t you trust your own son? yes, because kolya, my son, is a complete egoist who absolutely does not care about his mother, because for the first time in her life she really cares.

hello! hello, i prepared a hodgepodge for you, the hodgepodge is good, i haven’t had time to cool yet, let’s pour it.

wait, don’t eat, more lemon, sour cream, dill, here. yes, it tastes better, doesn't it? yes. bon appetit, len, what have you done there again? andryush, i really didn’t mean to, i’m sorry.

that's it, that's it, well, okay, don't cry, please, here, damn, i think i left it in the car , i wanted to make a surprise, well, now it's tomorrow, okay, that means, but everything is fine, yes, yes, baby , everything is fine with you, the filling, and the olives have pits, right? with a bone,

and which ones do you need? 80 years old, what's going on? to all women, is your heart free? i wish that you love and are loved. songs from the bottom of my heart, andrei malakhov's evening show, today on rtr, the most cruel aristocrat in history, i am the power here, i am the power.

krovava and other historical series, we only watch on the platform, we watch so that in summer we can look good on the beach, natalya started feeding her best friend oksana in the winter, dried burdock, boiled burdock, salted burdock, acorns, everything with mayonnaise even...

i i don’t need a house or a car, i want you and i to have a child , it’s so easy to be happy, you understood that i love you from the moment we first met, as soon as i saw you, it’s so easy to get confused, i no longer i know who i love, i don’t know, i don’t like all this, the price of crazy passion, i won’t give you to anyone, love that never happened, on sunday, on rtr, russia, this is a country of great achievements, right now

we are making a discovery in science, our children open the doors from their classrooms, we create new cultural spaces, and of course , we open new routes and points of attraction, discover the achievements of our country, come to the forum russia exhibition, i’ve already played enough of the patient and the doctor. so today we'll talk about your children's psychotrauma, so you were in love with her since first grade? much earlier we went to kindergarten together, since then i thought about her more and more every year, and

no matter what i did to win her love, her attention, she always eluded me, so alive, so active , so stupid, and then she started an affair with my best friend, of course, there was also envy , it was then that i also decided that, like him, i would become a pilot, all this was after school, it was in the third grade, but then she still -yes married him, and what was the name of this fidgety girl? alena, i... and ira, wake up, immediately , lord, kolya, please, should i hang out in the morning, will i fall asleep, ir, well, this is a question of life and death, what happened, ira, this

football player, who is a pilot, he really is a swindler, what a football player, well, this mother’s boyfriend, who is roman sergeevich , who, as you said, is a pilot, so you understand, there is now a swindler operating in the city , who introduces himself as a pilot, in fact, he is promoting single women for money, then you know, flies off into the sunset, why are you did you take it? look, there’s a whole article on the internet about this, here’s kolya, i also recently read an article on the internet, but about paranoia in men under 30, yeah, what do they write? and you're kidding me, ir, yes, you don't understand how serious this is? kolya, please, this is very serious. ira, honestly, this is already starting to bother me, sometimes a pilot is just a pilot, calm down, and leave your mother alone too, good night.

the pilot is a swindler, alena, alena, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, my good one, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, there is no more girl alena, there is. haunna, a big, heavyset, streamlined woman of about 50, i understand, yes, i understand, what a smart girl, sleep , okay, sleep, sleep, you’re right there on the way, i’ll quickly jump out of the institute, okay, baby, of course, briefcase i forgot, i'll come now,

and the promised surprise? well, let's go? yesterday you promised me some kind of surprise, but yes, please. tickets to

the concert of your favorite band to kill a mockingbird, a trudovik is hanging around at the palace of culture on saturday. thank you, good morning, mom, good, what are you, tea, coffee, cocoa, cream, thank you, thank you for tea, coffee, cocoa, cream, or maybe green tea with lemon and without sugar, a second, so green tea, no green tea, now, wait, the lemon is over, there is sugar, then nothing, thank you!

mom, about yesterday, don’t be offended, okay, but i’m not offended, i’m the world’s mother, i’m just drawing conclusions, well, i really didn’t want to offend you, well , about roman sergeevich, the fact that he’s a pilot is great, real it’s a man’s profession, it’s no different for you, well, thank you, kolya. eriya borisovich, hello, nikolai is bothering you, i have a sore throat it’s laid down, i should just lie down for a day, no, no, of course i’ll catch up with everything later, of course,

thank you very much, ilya borisovich, huh? goodbye ilya borisevich, andrey, you, where have you gone, i woke up, you were gone, i was so scared, i called and called you, your number was unavailable, did something happen to you? no, no, sorry, baby, i was called urgently, after all, i had to go to work , i didn’t want to wake you up, i already thought, this probably always happens the first time, so how is it? well, the fact that you could be scared of me, scared of you, baby, why? because what if i cling to you like a cat and don’t want to let you go anymore, and i, i don’t want, i don’t want to be a possessive

or jealous fool. well, you know, how it happens, no, this is for me, i wanted to give it to you yesterday, but i like how beautiful it is, andrey, i ’ve never worn something like this. well, we have to start sometime, sorry, but i cannot give information about the airline’s flight crew, this is proprietary

information. i understand, i understand, i told my mother that everything is useless, but you know, i have such a mother that if something comes into my head will hit her, you can’t convince her, but what does your mother have to do with it, oh, there’s a whole story, her bag was stolen at the station, and everything is there, documents, money, her whole life, and what can you imagine, a man appears in a pilot’s uniform, beautiful . a hero, he overtook a thief, took his bag, returned it to his mother, and disappeared, yes, now my mother is looking for him, looking for him, well, in order to somehow thank him, she can’t find him, you know, my mother tells me, what if it’s fate , mom, isn’t i married, or maybe he ’s single, and only knows that his name is

roman? roman sergeevich, okay, i i’ll see, no, we don’t have any roman sergevich either in the flight or in the engineering staff, not at all, no, it’s a pity, mom will be upset, but maybe he works at the flying club, or at the agricultural department? well, he irrigates the fields there with all sorts of fertilizers, and he irrigates the fields, yeah, he’s a stretcher and a philosopher, a murderer, a poet, only a person with such a difficult tragic fate as francois vion’s could write these heartbreaking lines, do you agree, yes, hello, roma, -

hello, hello, hello, hello, yulenka, oh, it’s just fluttering, it’s fluttering, hello. hello, sorry, i won’t be long, i still have to work, it’s good that it won’t be long, i have a student myself , it’s good that i called, i just wanted to see you, oh, i love such flowers, even more than any roses, now i’ll know, i probably the first teacher in the world to run away from class on a date. that's it, okay, that's it, bye, goodbye, say fields, arash,

well, well. hello arkadvich, oh great, partner, good afternoon, who, how, hello, are you looking for someone or what, and what? yes, i’m looking, uh, please tell me, but roman sergeevich, loudly, just arrived here, and what did you want, if you change the faucet, there is a toilet, a battery, we can easily do it. you and him, well, as a couple, partners, well, we’ll do everything in the best possible way, listen, if in private , it will generally work out cheaper, that is, he is a plumber, not an astronomer, well, of course, a plumber, but what did you want, no,

no, nothing, yes, kohl, ira, he’s a plumber, who, this mother’s boyfriend, who’s a football player , who’s an aperist, a pilot, he’s a plumber, kohl, my office is on the tenth floor, i’m about to throw myself out of the window, ira, wait, please listen to me carefully, he works in zhek number six, i’m here now, i’m keeping an eye on him, kohl, what are you doing in zhek, why aren’t you at work? well, i took the day off. oh, did you take the day off? great, that is, when i needed to go to my mother, you didn’t take time off, it was because of some nonsense, not because of nonsense, ir, don’t you understand that this asshole is not a pilot, a plumber,

someone is interested in guests, now, wait, ir, gol, where are you, i ’ll call you back, ir, starosttin roman sergeevich, you’ll have to come with us, what’s the matter, you are you suspected of owning citizens' funds? what action? what? you haven’t even shared in a year. arkadich, ma i provided for you. so , if anything happened that evening, he was with me, we are these, it’s better to be silent, partners, well, let’s pass, yes, what should we do? no, well, hi, yes, long time no see, listen, you ’re still in pre-trial detention, aren’t you? great, do you have any leads to the police? no, no, i'm fine, i just need to find out why

they took one guy. well, once again, hello, sergeevich, hello, what ’s the matter, the matter, here’s a statement from citizen belyaevna, that a certain pilot of old age received from her illegally the amount of 350,000 rubles. some kind of nonsense, i don’t know what faith, andrevnye, andrevnye, what 350,000, for the construction of a country house for living together after the wedding. what wedding? have you ever proposed marriage to vero andreevna? what hand, what heart, did nothing? but vera andreevna claims the opposite, but you were out of luck, she was vigilant and remembered your flight number certificates. certificate number. yes, it's flying. let's check, let's check, let's check, let's, let's, let's, where

she was lost, it's clear, which means that, and i demand , as you call it, a confrontation, your bride is already on her way, and for now you sit and think. roman sergeevich, you again? what are you doing here? i'm waiting for identification in the case of illegal appropriation. i heard about the marriage swindler, so you are the pilot who took it, as you can see, well, this is a mistake, try to prove it, my personal number is not in the testimony flight license, where from? i don’t know, i lost it somewhere, so let’s go the logical route, it turns out that you lost your id , it fell into the hands of a real swindler, where did you last see it? i don’t remember, although the last time i was here i had it.

this is after that story with the paint, with yulia borisovna and her student, who is a petty thief on trains, whom we later released for insufficient evidence, oh well, don’t go anywhere, i mean, i’m now, oh, hello, alone. with a student, but already i’m finishing, i’ll pass, of course, please, hello, boy, hello, and in french, vanochka, we agreed, bonjour, madame, mademoiselle, don’t talk to me in french, i don’t understand it, what are you studying, we’re getting to know each other with the work of françois avion, the poet... of the century, has already died, which means

yes, either you hung it or something else , it’s cool, come on, give me something from viyon, only in russian, i francois, i’m not happy about that, the death of the villain awaits you, how much this ass weighs, i’ll find out soon, thank you, vanechka, that’s all for today. goodbye, oh, yul, val, what happened to you? i feel so bad, do you feel bad? yes, this happens, sometimes, rarely, but it happens, can you imagine this bastard? what kind of bastard? my, igor vasilyevich, at night, like in a dream, lord, that all the time he calls for some alena, his

former love, roman’s ex-wife, yes, yes , what, what novel, mine, vera andreevna, look carefully at these people, do you recognize someone, can i get closer to them, yes please. no, it seems, no , he’s not here, we’re sure, no, i’m not sure, maybe he is, maybe i’ll recognize him by his voice, they, they can say out loud what?

so let’s take turns loudly, say, you’re a very bad girl, you’re a very bad girl, no, it ’s definitely not him, you’re a very bad girl, but a very bad girl, now my ears are blocked. you are a very bad girl, this one looks like this, are you kidding me or what? so calmly, no, it’s definitely not him, although wait , wait, wait, well, well, this is a very interesting man, but a little old, he was still younger, it seems, oh, well, in principle, well, in principle? look carefully, comrade

may, excuse me, we have an identification, forgive me, comrade mayor, it’s a matter of life and death, look, maybe this is your swindler, it’s him, romochka, so, well, firstly, his last name is old age, yeah, and secondly, and in -secondly, he is not guilty of anything, he is just one guy, his documents were stolen and given away. vagrant, is this an acquaintance of yours? no, not mine, he’s my mother’s, an acquaintance, well, don’t let mom worry, we’ve already sorted everything out, uh-huh, well, thank you very much, wwii, they were mistakenly accepted, it happens, plus he fits the profile, you understand the criminal record. criminal record, deduction, you know, but who else could

have done it, besides him, there was no one else in the cell, he stole the id, changed the card and that’s it, i don’t even know what to say, slide, you helped me out again? how can i thank you, well, ask for whatever you want, or maybe, what, well, you said, ask for whatever you want, well, be my father-in-law, what, but i mean, i’m asking you for your daughter’s hand in marriage, natasha, i agree, yes she doesn't know yet. i decided to start with you, the main premiere of the year, i, the king, pavel petrovich, beloved son, and your table looks like a table statesman, the main rival in the struggle for the imperial throne, this is me , the only legal heir to the russian crown, catherine, favorites, if you want to rule,

you will, only for your time, after your death, which you are so waiting for, my son. today on rtr. there are places that fascinate because they are part of the cultural code, because they have power, beauty and history. conquer, the ritual is ready. explore. nature, mother, dear, simply incredible beauty. you already understand what the vietnamese's favorite means of transportation is. there are 10 million moped drivers here, try it, oh, it’s amazing how delicious everything is, as my mother says, mind you, this world is worth seeing, snake charmers are the oldest profession in india, they say

done right bukhara knife became a real amulet for its owner. secret to the whole world, on saturday on rtr, i buy happiness, mom, i buy happiness , mom, this is a hotel with history, with traditions, on saturday, everything is fine with you, yes, of course, i go into the salon, she is sitting, and me, and you, and me, i fell in love, do you know that my wife will kill me? and then another buyer showed up and offered such a scene that i couldn’t refuse, so where is he, and your other buyer, you, you, after the transaction with happiness, i will become a partner, and this is my dream, it will come true, not yours,

oh you know how yes, i will still fight, i will save happiness, it is difficult to share happiness if it is a hotel for two, premiere on saturday on rtr, favorite songs are playing in our studio, let's go, birthday, favorite music never gets old, they are playing real songs, wonderful! true feelings know no boundaries, i’m sitting here and barely holding back tears, there is so much beauty, soul, trembling, words of love are clear

to everyone without translation, andrei malakhov’s evening show on saturdays on rtr. hello long ago, hello, i forgot to tell you one very suspicious thing, what happened yesterday? the youngest son of anatoly palovich came up to me and began asking about you. he's sick and won't be back tomorrow. and also

say hello from me, thank you, i’ll keep that in mind. anatoly palovich wants to eat. tell. i love you too mom, yes, yes, mom, yes, thank god you’re home, otherwise i can’t reach you, oh, i probably forgot to turn on the phone after class. what happened? it happened, mom is scary. can you really tell?

what happened, mom, is that your roman sergeevich is not a pilot at all, he is a plumber. i know, that is, as i know, you said that he is a pilot. yes, i said so, because in fact... he is a pilot, and he works as a plumber during his free time from flying, yes, but that’s why i didn’t tell you, because i knew that it mattered to you, but for it doesn’t matter to you, mom, you are a candidate of science, and he is a plumber, what do you have in common , what do we have in common, yes, one happiness for two, i know everything about him, and everything suits me, but the fact that he

a criminal was in prison, are you also happy that yulia, please forgive me that i came out like that, what happened, well, kolya just went crazy, i just don’t have any strength anymore, they quarreled again because of me, he didn’t... .something is some kind of nonsense, i don’t know what ’s happening to him, he told me that you were in prison, well, of course he was enough, i’m in prison i didn’t sit in jail, although i do have a criminal record, come on, tell me, naval pasta, you will, i will , i told you when you left me for igor, i would yes, you said, you started drinking, and one day you rolled out with a hangover

takeoff, the brakes failed, thank god, no one was hurt, everything worked out, well, except for the plane, yes, but it wasn’t your fault, well, they accused me of negligence, and they kicked me out of aviation, there was a trial and they gave me a year’s probation, you know, a year’s probation , well, even more so, if conditionally, why did you tell me right away today, well, i was afraid that it was you will it scare you away? you, a woman, don’t understand anything about this, is it a suspended sentence or not? i see, is there anything else that could scare me away from you? no, that’s all, this is the last skeleton in the closet, i understand, you need to think about everything, i’ll understand if you decide that you don’t want to be with me, god, what a fool you are.