[000:00:00;00] or rolled off the takeoff, the brakes failed, thank god, no one was hurt, everything worked out, well, except for the plane, yes, but it wasn’t your fault , well, they accused me of negligence, and they kicked me out of aviation, there was a trial and i was given a year of probation, you know , a year probation, well, even more so, if it’s probation, why did you tell me right away today, well, i was afraid that it would scare you away, you’re a woman who doesn’t understand anything about this. probation or not, it’s clear, is there anything else that could scare me away from you, no, that’s all, this is the last skeleton in the closet, i understand, you i need to think it over, i’ll understand, if you decide that you don’t want to be with me, god, what

a fool, and no more secrets, i swear, it’s delicious, good morning, how did you sleep, wonderful, why

are you. that i went to my aunt in the village, and my aunt is in the village? yes, aunt anya, my mother’s sister , i used to go to her on holidays all the time when i was a child, god, what beauty there is, goats, hay, roosters, and of course the classic vanya the tractor driver with an accordion, the first guy in village, all the girls were in love with him, you, but i’m a little sorry that i’m not a tractor driver, you’re a pilot, yes, shot down, what are our years, what does it mean, what are our years, we ’re not children anymore, well, you can’t deny that,

so it’s necessary, or what? live for yourself for your own pleasure, how is that? well, in the sense of changing something in life? i'm blonde and i have to explain everything twice. move in with me, i understand, it’s a service apartment , it’s not quite what you’re used to, i feel very good here, especially with you, i’ll do the renovations, it’ll be just sweet, we’ll live with you, get along,

whatever you say, it’s somehow scary, don’t let it. i’m not scared myself, ira, ira, please forgive me immediately, ira, get up, what is it, we overslept, yes, ira, we overslept, we overslept our mother, that again, she left yesterday, slamming the door, and still hasn’t came back, lord, my dear, beloved kolya, i really ask you, for the sake of my peace of mind, leave me alone from my mother, or i don’t know what i’ll do with you, honestly, you’re not a wife, you’re a female praying mantis, let her live in peace , but it’s impossible ira, impossible, she’s a mother, she’s, i’m sorry, a wife, an ex, ok, ex, she is

a grandmother after all. if you don't leave your mom alone, i'll divorce you, for real, yes, i'll bite your head off. mom, yes, where were you, i didn’t sleep all night, it’s very in vain, there’s food in the kitchen, in the cabinet, and you ’re still joking, i see you’re in a great mood, and the fact that the whole family can’t find a place for themselves, yes, in a great mood, may i ask why? of course, good morning, good morning, may i? oh, of course, you're at home. thank you so, irochka, kolya, children, i want to tell you about that i have made a decision, i am starting a new

life, i am coming to roman sergeevich, where? to katarga, i like your fighting spirit, but now it’s out of place. mom, you forgot that he was a criminal, you forgot that he was in prison, but you were misinformed, firstly, he was not in prison, he was given a year of probation, secondly, he is not a criminal, it was an article for negligence, thirdly, i have a student today and i have to prepare for the lesson, have a nice day everyone, irochka, thank you very much for this thing, please, a completely new feeling, nothing, nothing, kolya, not a fool,

kolya, she’ll come up with something, you know what i thought, hmm, i don’t want to go to this concert, you were addicted to them as a child, yes, let’s go to an eco-village for the weekend, what is an eco-village, well, an eco-village by... a lake, the cottages there are so cool, just like huts by the water, and there’s such silence, we’ll lock ourselves in the house, turn off our phones, and my love, i forgot to say, i can’t do it on the weekend, why, they ’re guiding me again to the branch, on the weekend, yes, there is a terrible blockage there, someone needs to clear out these bends, the horse, but in return they promised me increase. to the head of the department, no, well, it’s so

dishonest, alas, baby, i don’t understand at all what mom needs to be saved from, not from what, but from whom, dad, mom needs to be pulled out of the whirlpool, out of some kind of mind, are you even talking about what are you saying, kolya, dad, did you take all the necessary pills today? i just don’t want you to get worse, i feel great, what’s the matter, tell me, dad, mom has roman, what a roman, the real one, roman sergeevich, what a roman sergeevich, well, what, what, tall, tanned, so , he is a technician himself, dad, besides we judge, his mother is having an affair with him, wait, wait, so she was with him at the concert , or something, you see, they already go to concerts together, and that he really is a plumber, yes, dad, dad, why are you smiling , you don’t... understand that she needs to be called out of these rough clutches with an adjustable wrench, but how? i don’t know, dad, well, take her under your wing, well, i already offered her to return to work, but she firmly said, no, that means you need to try again, dad, she’s the mother of your

children, you don’t care, the samurai doesn’t way back, only forward, come on, call her, hello, yulia borisovna, hello, vanechka, come in. what a great fellow you are, as always, on time, this is a student, so, so, what is our plan today, yulia borisovna, i am saddened to announce that my parents have changed their minds about teaching me french, firstly, i am hopeless, said dad, secondly, my grandfather inherited a violin for me, at the family council they decided that i should learn to play it, don’t go to waste and goodness - my grandmother said, here’s a note! it’s a pity, but i wanted to introduce you to the work of arthur rombaud, paul verlene, orlia borisovna, thank you for

everything, revoir mon cher ami, yes, i’m listening. hi my dear, how are you? hi, everything is fine, you haven’t thought about the editor’s chair, i remember you had doubts of this nature, but do you know what arseny? if we’re going to start a new life, then on all fronts, you know what you mean, and now i absolutely don’t care that you’re calling me to take the place of your current one, i agree, dad, you’re our savior, now that mom will be under your supervision, it will be easier for us convince her that this is her hobby, this, this is a complete fiction, this is a mirage, listen, who is this roman sergeevich, in general, what do you know about him

, well, besides the fact that he is a convicted fellow technician, nothing more, well, if you want, i can find out , i have a classmate who works in the police, where he was born, studied, grew up, i understand, now, it seems to me, i haven’t seen you for ages, me too, little one, but believe me, i ’m flying to you every free minute, yes, i know, but i want you not to fly from anywhere, just to always be there. on weekends, weekends i promise with you, no, no , no need to promise, please, you said it, and i already know , everything else doesn’t matter, thank you very much, volodya, i’m your debtor, yes, i’m waiting, so, but he says 2-3 days and all the information will be there, great, katya? katya, i’m listening, arseny androvich, katya, write

an order to restore the position of chief production editor to the staff list. excuse me, arseniy andreevich, reinstate, you yourself recently shouted, cut to hell, restore, appoint someone to the position, then you’ll find out who, go, don’t forget prepare the office, okay, i still need to meet with lenka, i have one idea. what an idea, your enthusiasm scares me. no, no, dad, don't worry, you can't worry, i have everything under control, right? thanks for the coffee, hello.

hello, there is news, your arseniy andreevich , took your place, who himself laid off a new person, a blonde , i don’t know, i haven’t said who yet, but what difference does it make to you whether a blonde or a brunette, it just seems to me that arsyusha has some kind of obsession with blondes, member of the union of artists and wealthy muscovite ekaterina bolotova began a passionate affair with hockey player timur baraev, when ekaterina discovered that at the same time as her he was dating dozens of rich women, baraev turned her life into at. now katya is forced to hide from the aggressive alphonse and even hired private security to protect her day and night. all participants in the love story are in our program. malakhov, on tuesday, on rtr. the time for hunting has not yet come, we will wait until the morning.

we're watching the weekend, maybe you killed him? laana, wait, she doesn’t even remember me , she doesn’t remember my father’s death either, i want my life back, it will take us a month, which means that in a month the commission will confirm. complete incapacity of the grape, when there is pitch darkness all around, captain, lena has disappeared, you have a crush on her too, loser, remember , dawn will definitely come, attention, danger of fire, i will always be with you,

you hear, at dawn, on saturday on rtr. i still have pain here, here it hurts , here it hurts, this disease never manifests itself acutely, it creeps up gradually, to be healthy, the most important thing is to remember the 3p principle. by the way, this is officially proven. proper nutrition. how to properly deal with stress? you need to choose those foods that are not harmful to eat. and the right habits, shouldn’t we slap some kefir? about the most important thing tomorrow on рrt,

how did it all happen, where did it all start? how does she sing? what is your name? here's the story, they ruined such a country? how to live with this now? why is all this? you and i, why? how did this all happen? where did it all start? it was sunstroke, sunstroke, movie nikita mikhalkova, today on rtr, i thought that here everything is more serious, you sit and think, there’s nothing to think about, here

it’s all about, to play or not to play, yes, yes, that’s it, there can’t be two opinions, what there are five of us, this is a dangerous fairy-tale animal, when it comes to fleas, i am beyond competition , there are questions here about how everything is running, wow, i really want to check, seriously, this is flirting, obviously, just to see, let's go, this must be it was edible, i meant, of course, a bear when i said something like that here is a stinking little one, a hint in general, the most passionate team, if anything from it, zhenya will add his own, the strongest love for the game is the five-on- one program. five for one, on saturdays, on rtr. don't scare me, what other serious

conversation? this one, valya, valentina. valyusha, don’t worry, my heart will jump out of here. you are beautiful, you are wonderful, you are magical, you can say you brought me back to life, are you abandoning me or what? no, why? i will kill you, i will have a myocardial infarction, say that you know what i went through 2 years ago big drama, i fell in love with a woman, or rather no, i loved her all my life, but she married your friend, so 2 years ago we ran away to moscow, there, it turned out to be cramped for her, she needed the whole world, with everyone his men, why are you doing this? in a word, it turned out that this is not my woman, everything is over between us, once and for all, and now i want to start a new happy life, you’re leaving, right? where, no

, on the contrary, i returned, i returned home, i returned to myself, and as it turned out, to you, you resurrect me. or something in a thick one, well, well, let's start this new happy life together, i warn you, i've been married five times, everyone has their own shortcomings, who should i save my mother, yes, but what about her? she doesn’t have everything at home, lena, in what sense? literally, lena, mom is not right in the head. lord, what's wrong with her? where is she anyway? she's at home, but she 's gone crazy. well, kol, can you speak normally? i’m telling you normally, mom went crazy, well, on what grounds? on our russian soil, len, on the basis of an all-consuming love for one suspicious type, for a plumber, who so,

you know, he was fascinated that she was ready to give up everything and move into his basement. kolya, in my opinion, it’s not all at home with you, i was really scared, and rightly so, lena. mom urgently needs to bring feelings, i have already connected dad, now it’s your turn. okay, how can i help? look, mom needs to be returned to the bosom of the family, right? that's right, which means she needs to be surrounded with affection and attention, right? yes, but first she needs to be loaded with things, worries, then she will be distracted from these vain dreams and stupid love. well, and what should i do? you need. tell your mom you're pregnant. kohl, what are you saying, firstly, this is dishonest, and secondly, when it seems that i’m not pregnant, what am i going to say that the pregnancy test was defective. i don’t know how to lie, she’ll figure me out in 3 seconds, oh my god , you only need to pretend for a couple of weeks, then i’ll come up with something, no, you’re really sick, len, this is for

my mother’s own good, well, just naturally play her so that she believes, so you don’t need to tell anyone anything, i don’t even tell my dad started talking, otherwise his nerves are bad, kolya, it’s my nerves that are bad, i’m not going to play this game, even for my mother, you’re a bore, i’ll tell you again, this is immoral, what are you went wrong, immoral, dishonest. the honor of the family is at stake, do you understand that? and that is, if i’m pregnant, then the family’s honor is saved, great, len, you’re stuck in the middle ages, you need to look at things more broadly, but in the end, think about our mother, what will it be like for her to live in the basement, among rusty corpses? well, how am i going to pull this off, and i’ve already done everything, this. this a positive pregnancy test and , by the way, a real one, it turns out there are a whole bunch of ads on the internet, wow, what disgusting, what

won’t you do for the sake of your family? well, what can i tell andrey? yes, the same thing, at the same time you will check his feelings, dad, dad, who is he, crazy, let him go, my cutlets are about to burn, no, no, no, dad, let them burn, let them burn, i won’t let you go anywhere, yes , what happened, i'm crazy, i fell in love, so, who is he, what is his name , andrey, can i introduce you, and you will see what he is like, you can't, but you have to, yes, well, since for that matter, i also have news for you, well, i hope it’s good

, i want to introduce you to someone, oh well, in full, you ’re happy, absolutely, well, maybe then we’ll meet this weekend, great plan, great plan, yulka, hold it! live me seven, what happened? do you want a drink? and yes, there was vodka in the refrigerator, pepper made a compress for my knee, everything that was left of my knee will go to me, you’ll be with me for 50, and are you crazy, in the middle of the day, and why are you so happy, and yulka , sit down, sit down, sit, sit, julia, whatever that's it, vasilchem, that's it, wait, have you found someone else? i’ll tell you,

igram vasilyevich and i are moving in together, he made you an offer, yes, which i couldn’t refuse. oh, aren’t you co-beneficiaries , dear valentin sanovna, to accept from me the keys to the house, where you can enter as the full-fledged mistress of my heart, go crazy, but you won’t believe it? this morning roman sergeevich offered me the same thing. what about you? water? synchronously. don't tell me. listen, maybe you and i are twin sisters who were separated by war tashken station? nothing? never mind. some kind of gloomy? yes you know. i used to think kharasman was a cool thing, he slapped you partly on the ass, she punched you in the face, but she called you into the office and gave you a reprimand right

at your work desk, but it turned out, yes, it turned out that way, well, it seems to me that i should stop with this, she thinks to me here she says, let me introduce you to my son, and she has a son , yeah, 8 years old, somehow it’s already like getting married . listen, she’s coming, say that you haven’t seen me, okay, nice, thank you, andrey, you have you seen dmitry andreevich? not today marina sergeevna, where could he be? he

doesn't answer calls. and what happened? well, he promised a report on the conference , he still hasn’t turned it in, well, what can we do, we’re all men like we are, bastards, uh-huh, well, no , maybe he, maybe he didn’t have time, just. if you see him, you tell him that i was looking for him, okay, of course, i’ll tell him, do you want jelly,

cherry, raspberry, yes. yes, baby, andryusha, how come you won’t be late at work today? well, it seems not, but what? ok, otherwise i have an important conversation to talk to you. pleasant, i hope, but this is a surprise, okay, that's it, in the evening, you'll find out everything, kiss you, bye, okay, len, you're doing everything right, that's how it should be. well, how was your day, mom, it’s great, the main thing is to be in harmony with yourself, i’m slowly packing things for the move , i’ve washed everything, rearranged it, and i see that you ’re determined, well, why not,

as the chinese say when the wind blows , we need to raise the sails, and not throw... the anchor, you see, ira, you see how it turns out, you understand, we lived without bothering ourselves, here on you, our own mother abandons us, and most importantly, tomorrow i go to work, yes you what, where, by whom? editor at the publishing house for your father, mom, mira, here, here’s the news, really, you’re sitting, silent, peace, mom, now it turns out that the whole family is back together, that’s right, kohl, i’m going to see your father at work, not i'm marrying him, arsyusha, how is work? yes, yes, in general, we’re rambling, there’s not much news, yeah, i’ve been wanting to ask for a long time, how are you coping without me , well, we’ll get out somehow, or maybe i ’ll drop by sometime and help you with your business, kitten, no need, you and i decided,

first of all, planning and conception child. so stay home, little fish, it’s nice that you told him, no, not yet , he just came, you’re the main one, sis, kolya, leave me alone, consider this a rehearsal before talking with mom, to hell, it smells delicious, i’m okay i didn’t have time to cook, so i ordered delivery, this is your surprise, what a surprise, well, you told me on the phone,

but the surprise is now. in general, what is this? well, there you have to open everything right away and it’s clear. so, but i didn’t know it myself, i think, what is it, here? suddenly, i understand correctly that you are pregnant, yes, lord, lenko, that’s right, well you give it there, but we didn’t even expect it, really, mom, what are you talking about, what time, what time, what time, what time, well, not long

, probably three weeks, yes, exactly, she knows, mom, of course, and what did he say, yes he is, he is in seventh heaven, with happiness, yes, andryukh, i sympathize, just what can you say, he spread his wings, here is natya, dim, well, what kind of wings? i didn’t know what to do or where to go before, but now it’s a dead end, maybe you should really transfer to real life, and to the north pole, well, well, congratulations, mom, good people, here’s mom, you see, soon you’ll be twice you'll be a grandmother, kolya, and no personal life for you, not a minute of free time, kolya, that's why, well, why, you won't have time for that, you'll have to help lenka, she can't handle it alone, that's right, kolya, but what about kolya , and then maybe we ’ll take aim at another one, right? i’ll go sign you up for a vasectomy, but i keep thinking, maybe we replaced you at the maternity hospital? mom, you know, i had such suspicions, and then i did a dna test, all doubts were dispelled. but in any

case, lenochka’s pregnancy is on my personal life won’t affect anything, we need to urgently tell dad, let’s announce it together, let’s go, len, let’s go, dad, i didn’t say that i’d have to lie to dad too, so calm, lena, calm, everything is going according to plan, lena, where are you ? well, it’s okay, it’s okay, if you’re not an idiot, if you come up with something, arseny, sit down, i’ll sit down , what happened, lena, come on, dad, just don’t worry, yes, in general, i did.

well, i’m pregnant, lena, lena, katya, katya, boris gave me champagne, and allenka, olenka lemonade, okay, arsen! what happened? i will be a grandfather twice, lenkha pregnant, congratulations, thank you very much. goes to work, who? who is pregnant or who is coming out? second, editor-in-chief, of course, why are you sitting, let's have champagne? hello, vol, are you standing? i'm standing, then don't fall. new editor-in-chief, blonde. fell?

she fell, good, because the blonde is yulya borisovna, oh, hurray, what if we all get together, so to speak, as a big family , and celebrate lenkin’s pregnancy, say this weekend, no need, well, i mean, dad, why? ? well, why not? i'll book a table at restaurant. it’s scary to think how long it’s been since we all got together. yes, since our divorce. but it's okay, i don't mind. well, why don't we all meet together? great idea. no, it’s a great idea, but the main hero of the occasion won’t be in town? how? why? well, that's it, mom. andrei was again urgently sent to some branch. the main thing is that this culprit or this

culprit will be with us? hooray. listen, kohl, this is completely fucked up, now dad wants to bring us all together on the weekend to celebrate my pregnancy, what do? everything is going according to plan, sister, as you can hear, reception, everything is going according to plan, reception, first, first, i'm second, i'm an idiot, what 's up? you're an idiot, come on, why an idiot, vitya, i look like an idiot, i know everything about you, i mean, i think i should tell you what's wrong with you? i don’t see you, yeah, it’s just gut-wrenching. yes, dad wants to gather the whole family this weekend to send off my toxicosis, darlings, i already said, this weekend i cannot be safe, for the better, you need to run, they are already close, you never know, and i

will save you, little or what, quiet down, calm down, breathe deeper, nothing, let the smoothness, quietly, quietly, girl, is it possible, but for sure, i’m small , stupid, but i have a lot of money, i forgot everything, i’ll sell my shares and make you new documents and go abroad, yes, why are you he didn’t tell me anything, about what, kitten? about the fact that you took yulia borisovna in my place, i didn’t want to upset you, i didn’t want you to worry, because this could have a detrimental effect on your tone. arsyusha, you and i have so many problems, and you add new ones. kitten, do we have problems? yes, arsyush, we have blog with you on a mental level, here is also yulia borisovna. and what does yulia borisovna have to do with it? despite the fact that it is a psychological barrier. but i will fight for my happiness. i don't understand

what you mean? kolya, why are you rummaging around in the middle of the night, what are you looking for there, are you kidding me? ir, you don't know where i put the results of my dna test. to see what kind of fruit is there, our man or not, somewhere is mine

, a young woman is wandering around, looking for me, yes, hello, hello, you’re on a call, well, yes, what, an accident, yes, nothing serious, if arkady will move, we’ll be able to do it before morning, what, everything is fine, i’m joking, like you, it’s good, but i don’t want to distract you, i just wanted to share my joy, what happened, lenochka, she’s pregnant , what are you doing, congratulations, it’s working out, i’m dating my grandmother almost twice, you’re a scoundrel, well that's it, that's it, okay, i won't bother you, i kiss you, and i kiss you, can you imagine, her daughter is pregnant, yes, i understand, i already understand, congratulations, grandpa, your nataha is not what? if she wants

to introduce you to her boyfriend, that means she might also be pregnant, but punch you on the tongue, the main premiere of the year, i want to introduce you to alexander dmitrovich lonsky, the guard officer is ready for the most furious attacks, always at your service, your majesty, but he surrendered without a fight, in my life i have never met a woman more majestic, more beautiful, kinder, ekaterina's favorites, sashenka . sasha, my god, today on rtr, if you walk into my house, the first thing you will see is the door scratched by dogs, he could become a zoologist, or an athlete, we. we took the

gto standards for 30 - 34 years old, we can do pull-ups, a taster, i always like to eat a lot, or a lifeguard, but he is a doctor who ... everyone needs, treatment should not be self-medication, you need to contact a specialist, dr. myasnyakov every saturday on rtr, who is he, and how did he end up here, this the remains are 25-30 years old, we didn’t have a missing person report at all, or a capercaillie? 100%.