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[000:00:00;00] the death of her father, she doesn’t remember either, i want my life back, it will take us a month, which means that in a month the commission will confirm the complete incapacity of grape, when there is pitch black darkness all around, captain, lena has disappeared, you have a crush on her too, loser, remember, dawn is sure there will come, attention, fire danger, i will always be with you. you hear at dawn today on rtr , we have a corporate party in the office, i asked you to prepare everything, i prepared it, i just decided to recreate the end of the corporate party right away, a model will come to you and you can eat the rolls right away from her, kiril, model, what’s the point
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of the holiday? exactly 3 years you've been doing the repairs yourself blow out the stories of a big country on friday on rtr love is when you look in one direction, look, look, look, you want to look, look, let's look , look, well, look at the screen, look at me, carefully , look, look. sign the agreement, we sign at the same time, say two, three, we sign, we look, we look,
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maybe we can go to my place, just watch a movie. hello, our dear, beloved viewers, hello, our dear beloved city of sochi, a city where you immediately feel so young and fit, and not so married, a city where vacationers in the sun increase the level of vitamin d in the body, at the concerts of our festival,
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the level of humor and optimism. well, the next evening at the twentieth anniversary humor festival in sochi is declared open, this artist can play so many musical instruments that he is constantly called a man-orchestra, but he also jokes and does it simply masterfully, so now awaits us all... i'm not afraid of this word, a concert for a comedian with an orchestra. friends, gennady vetrov is speaking, accompanied by gennady vetrov. gennady vetrov. gennady vetrov. yura, follow me, thank you. friends, you know, i recently visited my friend in novosil, he lives in vysotka, and i heard
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people talking there. viktor pavlovich, why are you walking around so sad, you have such a face , you know, not a single light is on, you’re generally sad, it seems like you were on vacation in turkey, 3 weeks, he says, you know, sergey dmitrievich, the thing is that i took 3,000 rubles there, brought back a refrigerator magnet , someone says it would be better if a pebble, well , firstly, the pebble was eaten in a suitcase in the forest, and secondly, it was taken away at the customs, in -third, you’re wondering if you’re a builder, he says, no , a jeweler, friends, mine, today’s miniature, it’s dedicated to professions, by the way, today there are so many new professions that i recently heard, one says to the other, you know, mitya, i would work as a targetologist or a trend watcher or a content aggregator, at
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worst, of course just an ordinary tutor, the second he says, and i, vitya, would like to try my hand at crowdfunding, fundraising, or work as a cavisist, i stood and listened to the whole conversation, i recognized only two familiar words, vitya and mitya, and this conversation between two teenagers, you know, 40 and 45 years old, what a joke , but no joke, friends, in every country there are professions that are typical specifically for this country, i have a friend who came from japan, someone like valer, he says gen, what do you mean, they have such a profession, you know, they’re called huggers, they these huggers relieve stress so well that you and he do everything time is stressful, this valera, he has a nickname, even valerchik is a cataclysm, something happens to him all the time, he recently... a tv for 150,000, yes, on the very first day, his cat pushed the tv to the floor, yes, and cannot be repaired, i say, valer, well, it turns out that 150,000 is down the drain, what
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did you do to the cat for this, gene, and what will you do with it, it costs 200,000, so he told me that in japan, there is a special a cafe where you relieve stress, there are instead of tables... it’s real, i checked later on social networks, there are instead of tables bed, if a person comes in a bad mood, here’s a man, for example, he can order a cuddler, they lie down on this bed, hug, yes, they relieve stress , but no intimacy, well, he says, the gene has two stresses in a row, we are worse than japan, i invited two huggers, well, we always improve everything, i think the clothes will make such contact, we completely undressed with them, with the girls, hugged... gen, i never thought that tamara and i could have such a misunderstanding, i didn’t believe
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in the japanese method at all, so i said, i don’t need it your valerushka love, who needs you now without teeth? and in scandinavia there is a profession called a dog tax inspector. i have one friend, his name is tima, he lives in turku , finnish, he says, gen, our dog tax is about 700 euros, and many people hide their dogs so as not to pay, i say, what should this dog inspector do? , well, he walks around apartments, if he suspects that there is a dog somewhere, he must be able to bark in at least twenty ways, he approaches this apartment and starts barking, and it happens... barks for about 15 minutes, or even half an hour, i say, and what is the result? well, if there is no dog, they can just punch you in the face, but if he barks and they bark from the other side, a fine of 3,500 euros, i say, you’re making up nothing, so
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i was fined myself, and i decided not to buy a dog and bought a new dog, i called it codpiece beautifully, set up a video camera and waited until this woman, the dog inspector , sneaked up to my door, and i took tape and wrapped the codpiece’s face with tape, she barked for about 20 minutes, i watched this movie and laughed with internal laughter, i say, how did it end? the codpiece could not stand the manager. i say, and what did they charge me for the wolf? and in italy there is. the profession is called a parmesan listener, a cheese listener, but at first i think that it’s listening to cheese, but on the other hand, if you’re in a festive mood, you can listen not only to cheese, yes, to any food, but
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seriously, in italy cheesemezan, matures for 3 years, and the listener of this cheese must have absolute pitch and he constantly taps the cheese head with a hammer, determining the degree of its readiness, he took a wheel of italian cheese, took a hammer and simply knocked on it from there as best he could.
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he even almost sobered up, they say, after that he stopped drinking altogether, and i wrote a comment: i listened to cheese, then i listened to sausage, then i listened to borscht, then women, how good it is that before that i was in the forest, listening to strange mushrooms, and the profession of psychoanalyst is in demand in any country, because now there is so much stress, friends, yes, so many phobias, i’ll find out. that there is even such a phobia, fear of beautiful women, can you imagine, you know what it’s called, colligenophobia, uh-huh, and the fear of ugly people, no, oh-oh-oh-oh, earphobia, and uh, what’s it called - fear of closed spaces, claustrophobia, here’s a grandfather going to visit his grandson, grandson lives in a high-rise building, on the twenty-fifth floor, so grandpa enters the elevator, gets to the sixth floor, the door opens, and comes
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in, you know, a diva, 20-25 years old, all the blood with milk, and with condensed milk, that’s all, here ’s the skirt it starts here, it ends here, the sponges are like a duck at a watering hole, they are driving, the grandfather looks at her, they drove five floors, he says, beautiful, stop the elevator, but i didn’t understand, stop the elevator , she stops: come out, come on, over grandfather, i didn’t understand, he, come out, come on, otherwise i’m on my own i’m not answering, this is an example when several phobias are combined into one, children also have phobias, a doctor i know , a specialist in these phobias, says that his mother brought a boy, he’s about five years old, he says he hasn’t been able to sleep peacefully for a month now , he
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says, i can’t. there's a monster under the bed terrible, terrible monster, terrible monster, terrible monster, the doctor says, yes, but children’s phobias appear and go away , don’t even pay attention, don’t need to be treated, and what’s under your bed, it’s nothing, an ordinary two-tier bed, he sleeps on top, me on bottom, i wrote a comment, everyone left, the doctor drank vodka, valerian and festal. because of this aunt he almost became a stutterer. i recently found out that we also have a new profession, not just somewhere, in russian elite baths, can you imagine, you know what it’s called, more often bang, this is a massage therapist for bald people, the technology is like this, where the bald spot is first pricked around the perimeter with small injections from plantain sap, and then in juniper gloves for 45 minutes, the entire
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cranial compartment is being treated, have you heard, no, have you heard, well, that’s right, how could you have heard , i just came up with this myself yesterday, friends, but you can come up with anything you want, but it’s important that there is a demand for the profession, you can call the type of activity whatever you want, and more often than not there’s a bang, and a blinker, and a droopy truck, the main thing is that you pay a normal salary and that without ... stress and recessions, i wish happiness to everyone in the profession, because all professions need all professions, good luck to you in your work, sochi applauds gennady vetrov, my classmate, gennady
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vetrov, and i applaud him. i’ve completely lost my head over you, but i gave my word, they’re waiting for me there, the main premiere of the year, the general’s walks, are completely innocent, and why don’t you look me in the eyes, you shouldn’t let suspicions creep in about you, deception - now he won’t give him any peace, so alexandrovich, tell me where you’re going, i’d like to hear your version, ekaterina, favorites, on monday. on rtr, the walls are shaking, big changes have come, in the new season with a new renovation, a slight movement of the hand, we are making three different functional zones from this absolutely faceless room, ideas are overflowing, we want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be plenty of surprises. and there is a lot of work, plans are turning into
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projects before our eyes, i adore plants, i am generally a plant maniac, real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our heroes, after dismantling, much will become clear, but dreams are becoming a reality, look, let them into your home, big changes, every sunday on rtr. this is for you, well, get some sleep, gentlemen, a moment of attention, today is a big day, a big holiday, we haven’t seen each other, well, you know, for every
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cool fighter he’ll find an even cooler one, you fell in love with them, who are those guys of yours, don't ask stupid questions now. they are still loved, you are responsible for your words, i am always responsible for my words, heroes of their time, beauty, rapping, the whole crew, only on the platform look, this is a country of great achievements. right now we are making discoveries in science, our children are throwing open the doors of modern classrooms. we create new cultural spaces. and of course, we are opening new routes and points of attraction. discover
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the achievements of our country. come to the forum russia exhibition. there are so many beautiful women in sochi, you look around and your eyes widen. yura, the main thing is that women don’t run away when they look at you, i don’t understand what kind of hints, but no hints, i’m telling you straight, there’s no point in staring at you sides, when the scene is beautiful, charming, and most importantly witty, elena vorobey, and even more importantly, adored by me , oh my god, what happiness, i’m in the sunniest city in the country, today i walked along the embankment, i really
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enjoyed the beach trade, these are just masterpieces, whoever doesn’t buy corn will step on a jellyfish. i stopped, i had already forgotten where i was going, i listened further, put your money in our shrimp tanks, i honestly couldn’t stand it, i followed the voice, i came up and said, you know, i wasn’t planning to do anything buy, but i can’t deny myself this, he suddenly looks at me in a bad voice and screams, fly to the sparrow for a selfie for only 100 rubles. i say, there is drobotenko somewhere nearby, he is with srobotenko together, photos for 200, i understand, they are waiting for us in sochi, they love us in sochi, and i never come to sochi alone, with me is a string of pop stars, which means masses of dressing up , masses of suits, eight
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suitcases, can you imagine, eight suitcases, constant overweight, i tell myself, i’m just mocking my dresser, prepare all this, smooth it out, steam, i'm afraid of losing her, it seems to me that she secretly dreams of getting a job with mikhail boyarsky, here's a day of work, beauty, just vacuumed her hat once a week , free, or even better, with sergei glushko, with torzan, that's where the work is, dust-free, to keep an eye on the thongs, i honestly thought about how to surprise you this year, well, make a parody of those who gave the information feed. as for olya buzova, of course, this year she was not as outrageous as last year, if you remember, last year olga made her
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stage debut, the holy of holies of the theatrical world moscow, imagine, the stage came out in amkhat, the theater world simply exploded in indignation, and i thought, well, what, a daring, talented person, talented in everything, then i... yes, you must agree, gentlemen, who doesn’t sing now, after all i used to sing alone, now everyone who has a mouth is everywhere buzova, buzova, buzova, they talk about her day and night , she escaped from home two so successfully that not long ago vamhad penetrated, let the evil gossips be jealous, yes i vamhat for olya's sake i'll go , believe me, she's contemporary, making her debut in
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the role of mumu, this good old classic, field it will not be easy to play gerasim, burning with tender passion, she will have to be silent due to her role, streams of people will rush from arkhanelsk and finish smoking to see shining in the spotlights... how gerasim killed her, russian pop stars are the most exciting topics, right now for you sochi, we meet
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, let's go, and leave three times, zavorskaya infection, let the russians pass, god their monkeys , we smell and bloom like flowers, and we wait for the gardener day and night, may roses are blooming, shedding, women's tears, delicate flowers, there is no one to pick, silia i want to scream until what happened, fabulous ivan, instead of a businessman, he kissed a toad, don’t worry, if you don’t hit, new strains won’t appear, if he plus him, a strange couple, here it is, love, cursed, if
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o plus oh, a strange couple, here it is love , damned one, don’t get sober, don’t get drunk, don’t marry a monkey. this little man got a job, the job is not dusty, run your hands back and forth, not like my
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tarzan, but consonants, at work he bursts into tears, my husband, tarzan, undresses every night, i’m not sober, yes, if you’re crazy, who writes hello, they will put in torn ones, they will stuff in coins, dancing, like karlapasha's dad, on different pupillary points, with a lespear leaf, prisku is catching a cold, the insulation was running wild, fools are still pushing, fake bills, let's go for a walk, come on! seryozha, girls, we don’t take coins, only
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paper ones, yes, hello, sochi, have fun, girls, we don’t sleep, what a vip concert. if there is no violent name in it, the name, the queen, the whole wide world sings the chanson, a song about a convertible, my hit, but on the safe side, your own about lada will be kitsch, but better yet about a muscovite, with yourself, but together, support, support, georgian auto industry, if we get along... get along together,
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yes, at a speed of under 200, we will drive from moscow to sakharlina, i turned gray and prayed that she would more than once... kalina, our lada-lada, dear karina, oh, your love, love, i already have adler, love, and your pamboo, number one, song. mine, you can hear it, even from the iron, i composed my song when i was sad, quietly in kindergarten, i put my greek hand in the river, on my hand i put my foot in my hand and did this, come with me to dance and play the fool, patrolling with khabib drink, raspberry,
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ah, words are spinning in your ears, and there is also... nechka, grusnichka izhevichka, shaking from one year old, under khabib exactly in tah, yago raspberry, ah, ah, the tune is spinning, in your ears, yesterday they asked me to sing a song about dogwood, place orders in my berry hits, ah raspberry berry, oh-oh-oh- oh, you are my sad girl, number one, my song, you can hear it , from the iron, in sochi, sochi wants, seminovich, i’m launching courses
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on how to become brilliant in just everything. the marathon of desires with dr. anya is starting, i will hold an open day, make a personal appointment with me as soon as possible, for the desired super marathon, with dr. anna, you will become a playful fox, an experienced nurse. a very influential lady with dr. anna, you want to be a predatory panther, a passionate japanese guitar, you want to twist men, you doctor, and
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no, there are no more entries for today, lasha, otherwise i’m afraid of a new wave, oh, i had a case here recently, actually . i recently had stress, a guy came up to me on stage, and he could have had covid, but it turned out that he was vaccinated, and i relaxed and gave autographs
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for the whole village, because it seemed that everyone in his village had already been vaccinated, hello andrey , hi, sergey, hi, ashot, hi, fedot, he has qr code, and you are sitting, why are you sitting , don’t slow down, you and i will have nothing to do until there are antibodies, just like that,
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sunny, bright, the best city in sochi. and light it, charge it, put it on, charge it, then in life you will be easy yourself, charge it. charge sochi, fill your heart with light, charge it with positivity, give your smile to your friends, if you give up, quickly get up, smile and go, if there is failure in something, it’s a problem, it’s worth going all in your hands, only
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by going towards your dream, you will catch yours. elena sparrow, and my theater breed, nisha sole, stas erokhin, vorodei and eagles, elena vorobey, friends, your applause. well , she’s perky, and this famous artist has simply amazing talent, he
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always appears where people laugh. yura, you are a little confused, they always laugh where he appears, this is not surprising, because he is the legendary maestro of our humor, a real holiday man, in which case, friends, happy upcoming. more precisely, with the speaker on stage, a permanent participant of the twentieth festival of humor, the popularly beloved vladimir vinokur, dear friends, happiness to you, health and the most important thing, peace in our home, well, you know, i remembered one such case, when two friends meet, one to the other, says: fima, do you remember,
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i had sclerosis, i found such a doctor, he cured everything, he says, what are you talking about, misha, i also have sclerosis, give me the last name of this doctor, please, last name, last name of the doctor, well, simple, this one, this flower with thorns, with thorns, he says , rosa, he says, and rosa, you don’t remember the name of the doctor who cured me, like this, so take care of your memory, well now, i wanted with my partner, this is kiril yusov, to show a number
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that you have not seen yet, oh. it's necessary, hello, relaxing, yeah, i'm basking in the sun, waiting for a girl, and this is this long brunette, you began to be sergey, and how do you know, it's not just me, the whole hotel knows, it's you, this is sergey . yes, sergey, also, sergey, come on the windowsills, man, what are you talking about, what am i carrying, beer, fish,
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what does this have to do with it, don’t try to change the subject, i’m not talking about that, what do you want from me, so that you stop this , i live next door room, yeah, because of you, my wife also wants all this. well, go on, what’s the problem, listen, boy, i came here to relax, and not this, that’s all. if i do this, i need to get ready in the morning, yeah, don’t eat anything, do some exercises, finally take out my teeth, brush them, no, well, me too, you understand me too, but the man, i courted her for six months , she’s a gymnastics champion , can you even imagine what they’re doing there, but listen, don’t take me for a moron, i
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myself... am a gymnast in the past, yeah, i do such things did, randat, somersault, he says, these bars, rings, so, don’t talk to me with your teeth, why are you giving her flowers in front of everyone, well, because i like her, not a single woman in the world can poison a russian man, on 101 rose. i gave my wife five carnations as a gift, stop raising the bar, that’s enough, the bar i set every year, i mean, i once started with a fur coat for my birthday, well, after 30 years of marriage, i moved on, well just congratulations, okay, next year... already 45 years,
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so i thought of saying, sorry, i forgot, sclerosis, because of you, all plans are in shambles, so man, stop blaming it on a healthy head for a bad one, and listen, you also don’t have to kiss in front of people all the time, but what if we just want to, and mine is looking at you, yeah, she wants it too. and the last time i kissed her was 5 years ago , when she had the flu, and i needed a newsletter, so listen, i don’t want to discuss this, these are your problems, no, guy, these are your problems, you raised the bar too high, so you won't last long, why, she'll leave you, you
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understand, here... look, you give her flowers every day, well, yes, sooner or later the money will run out, well, yes, sex six times a day, you won’t last long like that, and when it gets smaller, she will start looking for someone else, so and what do you suggest? well, you turned to a professional, yeah, so let’s sit down, i’ll have sex, let’s say, six times, yeah. 6 years, everyone is happy, interesting, in short, i will save your relationship, so, i wonder how, firstly, you look too good, over time she will be jealous of you everyone pillar, yeah, that's why i suggest you use
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my author's diet, it's called manual... oh, i wonder what kind of diet , tell me, i'll write it down, you eat everything with mayonnaise, yeah, even tea, and they trash you so much that then they can’t find out, well, it’s somehow strange, but let’s say i write it down, just in case, secondly, yeah, right now, so you drink, well, seven glasses of vodka, and two beers, yeah, you go to her room. go to bed, yeah, this is all that will help our relationship, yes, look, she’ll yell at you, yeah, but you won’t remember it, it turns out she was emotionally discharged, and you slept, it’s useful, no, well, it’s useful, it’s useful , well, i don’t understand, this is the ideal relationship in your opinion, okay, so look,
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do you love? beer, yes, you give him flowers, no, but it happens to you that you wake up in the morning, look at the beer, and think, that’s why i contacted you, and in the evening you don’t want to tear yourself away from his lips, oh, yes, this happens, yes, this is true, pure love. it should be the same for a woman, listen, it sounds logical, but it would also be so, let’s get drunk on vodka in the room. so look, maybe we’ll start together, well, so that i don’t forget, i did everything right, and boy, so you, you should get drunk and go upstairs to sleep with her, and not get drunk and go swimming
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naked in a storm, i know myself, this will all end, i understand, thanks for the advice, i won’t distract you, i’ll run, katyunya, oh, now i’m lenka, hello, len, that’s it, that’s it, i’ve solved the problem, these rabbits won’t disturb our sleep anymore, len, don’t invent what kind of sex, well, we did it in february, that’s it, let’s do it in august.
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vladimir vinokur, kiril yuson, thank you, thank you, thank you, friends, me, thank you, audience the people's favorite artist, vladimirokur, applauds, this is for you, and this is for you, girls, good husbands for you, vladimir, thank you. i buy happiness, mom, i buy happiness, mom, this is a hotel with history, with traditions , today everything is in order, of course, i
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go into the salon, she’s sitting, and i, and you, and i, fell in love, you know that my wife would kill me, and then another buyer showed up and offered... such a price that i could n’t refuse, so where is he, and your other buyer, you, you, after the transaction with happiness, i will become a partner, and this my dream will come true, and not yours, but the tail means, how is it? i’ll still fight, i’ll save happiness, it’s hard to share happiness if it’s a hotel for two, the premiere , on rtr, we gathered about ten people in the first group, there were short calls, we’re going to donets, you’re with us, yes, when, they come running
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my fighters, they carried me, another shelling began, they laid me down, lay on top of me, one bullet is still in me, and this, let’s say, is my trophy, we had a famine then, and here comes my grandmother. she herself is hungry, but she brings this kurpa to the crowd and says: baby, feed the dog, hold it out a helping hand, olga and i decided that we needed to take the guys in, i came across such caring people, to support me in word, hello, dear soldier, and in deed, without your help you would not have survived, only ours can, honor and praise to you, what you do is simply amazing, from monday to thursday, on rtr, crystal, date, crystal gift, gorka, on friday, i was in love with you like crazy, now, even more,
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sasha, someone else's family, peace to others doesn’t give, handsome, rich, why not mine, i don’t have his i'll miss it. yuri baturin, sash, i’m pregnant and i’ll have to give birth, that’s great, we’re getting married now, maria kulikova, hello, this is marina, i’m expecting a child from your husband, i hate you, no, i have a new number now, a new address , new job, new life, crystal happiness, marina, we need to talk. she doesn’t want to, we ’ll figure it out somehow without you, on friday on rtr. to my wife, drip three times a day, and the vision
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is exposed, some scraps of paper, we need to find an n-contractor there, can we see it? a businessman from moscow falls in love with a beautiful a girl from the provinces, she was late home, i didn’t watch the beginning of the episode, the history of a big country, on friday on rtr. on stage, the voice of humor, which everyone adore, nikolai baskov, is the choice of the former. a poet, complex or simple, who
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does not know, can start with anyone, build his dreams, find himself in that castle of emptiness, where not love flowers, crushes like snow icons. oh, and don’t let yourself, don’t let others , break and remake, doubtfully slipped, loving, remember one thing, whether you’re beautiful or not, beautiful depends on who’s looking at
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you. the sun does not warm, without grateful words, it is only heavier, the bitterness of spiritual shackles, tomorrow is the day to start from scratch, will you become stronger, what is for you? i’m more important only for you to decide, and you don’t allow yourself, don’t allow others to break and remake you, doubtfully slipping lovingly, remember one thing, beautiful or not, beautiful, depends on
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who is looking at you, keep your hands up, i want to see the most beautiful, but you don’t allow yourself, don’t allow yourself to others, to break by doing nothing, doubtfully sliding loving, one thing will remember whether you are beautiful or not, beautiful depends on who looks at you, remember one thing, whether you are beautiful or not beautiful
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depends... on who looks at you, thank you, dear girls, women, i wish you a real the beautiful love of those people who look at you so, with such fervor, with such heat that you understand that you are the most beautiful in this world. they say they wanted to name a street in sochi in honor of a famous comedian, but what did you name it, not yet, they looked through all the streets, not a single one was suitable, or not funny enough, or... it’s quite beautiful, i understand yura, who
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you are, i’m sure our audience too, friends, on the stage of our festival, the queen of humor, her majesty, elena. stepanenko, hello girls, i'm in fitness, i have a lot of energy and a great mood, and the reason for this is a healthy lifestyle and cognac. no, i don’t drink cognac, i infuse it with medicinal herbs, girls, a healthy lifestyle
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, this is very important, i’ll teach you everything now , so that’s it, where i walk with sticks, to work with sticks, i walk with sticks, to store with sticks, i even swim in the pool with sticks, breaststroke, crunches, backstroke, although the coach keeps yelling that you swim with poles all the time, we already have more one-eyed people in the pool than two-eyed ones, i don’t even get famous on vacation, girls, today in sochi... in the morning at the gym i ran 10 km on a treadmill, although they told me that the treadmill had to be turned on first, i love sports, girls, in winter, i jump into an ice hole, swim there, my first jump into an ice hole was not easy for me, i missed
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the ice hole, five once. there was a person with me, he can confirm everything, right? i was diving head, but the sixth time, i broke the ice with my head, but got stuck upside down. thank god, a rescuer came running and saved me; as a result of the rescue operation, he pulled my legs so zealously that he became the father of my first child. rustamchik. a girl's sport is health. today i rowed a boat. ay, rowing, girls, 2 hours. oh look, look, i have calluses on my hands, see? yes, here it is. and they shout at me: you were a fool, you pushed the boat into the water,
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you are rowing something on the shore. but most of all, girls, i love yoga, i love you now. everything i’ll teach you, so, i got up in the morning, there’s no need to go early, at three to 4 o’clock, i drank six glasses of apple cider vinegar on an empty stomach, smeared myself all over with barucha fat and we begin a set of exercises of tibetan monks, let’s start, girls with the simplest, i tell you, i put my feet on brows. with your nose buried in your navel, you begin to massage your tailbone with your tongue, then we splash out all the negative energy with the cry of
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the shaulin monks, tun sun men, hala! go straight for a run, you don’t need to run a lot, 25-30 km, in winter i exercise, girls, me and the girls take a steam bath, we sit in the steam room, the temperature is 200°, we sit red as crayfish, then we jump out of the steam room and swim in the snow, we swim, i once took a swim like that, i run into the steam room. i see the wrong faces, it turns out, i ran into the construction shed, and there this foreman tells me, nightmare, fornication, cover the sheet, shaitan, naked, by the way, he is the father of my second
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child, timurchik, so girls, now... girls , i don’t eat fast food, carbohydrates, confectionery, meat, but my diet is very varied. dried burdock, boiled burdock, salted burdock, soaked burdock, smoked burdock, acorns , now it seems to you that acorns are tasteless, but after dried burdock they will go nour, i eat acorns by the kilogram, no side effects, oink, oink, they are very useful, oink -oink, delicious oink-oink, and nutritious
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oink-oink, my guru, hereditary indian yok, purebred indian, givi aftandilovichze. he also eats cranes, girls in kilograms, and recently showed me his lower chakra, girls, there is such a chakra, my whole aura was sweating, in short, after that he... with
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the father of my third child is valiko, valeko, okay, girls, let’s not get distracted, so girls, about flour, girls, eat flour as much as you want, you know, in unlimited quantities, but the flour should be from dried acorns, it’s very healthy, cru-oink. my soul breaks when i see how people eat incorrectly, listen, i recently went, one of them, you know, he’s eating meat, he’s eating, he’s slurping, his saliva is flying in all directions, i say, lord, yes what are you doing, how are you eating wrong, you need to eat sprouted medicinal herbs, sprouted rice. and she says to me: woman, don’t meddle with the dog
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, it will bite you, in general, girls, i bring light to the world, and my husband says that i’m talking nonsense, by the way, he recently left me, that he left, i have no idea , listen, i looked after him so much, oh, he slept on bare boards with me so that... his posture, i forced him to do breathing exercises: we breathe for 40 minutes, we don’t breathe for 40 minutes, and when i found out that when food is heat-treated, they die all the vitamins, girls, i started feeding him only raw, raw beans, raw lentils, raw peas, can you imagine, they were immediately filled with qi energy, and the qi energy

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