[000:00:00;00] and my husband says that i’m talking nonsense, by the way, he recently left me, that he left , i have no idea, listen, i looked after him so much, oh, he slept on bare boards, to improve his posture, i forced him to do it breathing exercises, we breathe for 40 minutes, we don’t breathe for 40 minutes, and when i found out that... vodka destroys all the vitamins in food, girls, i started feeding him only raw, raw beans, raw lentils, raw peas, can you imagine, he immediately filled with tsy energy, and tsy energy, girls are responsible for

their careers, and just think, before he was sitting on work, and there were 20 people sitting around him, as soon as he started eating properly raw, lentils, peas, that’s all, he was immediately given a separate office, i still remember my husband’s last words when he left, he tells me, you’re a fool , at least you’re in bed, you take off your sticks, oh, and it’s a joke to him that he abandoned me... the girls, but how could he abandon his own children, timurchik, rustamchik and valiko, those girls, unfortunately, society i’m not ready for a healthy lifestyle yet, you know, that’s why i’m out of this healthy lifestyle kicked out of work, that's what they kicked out, i can't understand, can you imagine, look, i'm sitting

at work, my feet are in a basin... there's a black mask on my face, green onions sticking out of my nostrils, it wards off the coronavirus infection, on my head i want watermelon rinds to make my hair grow better, i sit, massage my ears with my heels and shout: tun sun men, hona, but the perimeter tells me? you are, after all, a regional prosecutor, you are disrupting a court hearing, so my friends, choose a healthy lifestyle, i also want to say, look, there are

acupuncture points, and if you hit one another on them, like this with your palms, then the process of rejuvenation occurs, let's rejuvenate, fitness, fitness, fitness, yoga, yoga, yoga, in my head, of course, there are a lot of carararans, i used to be chubby, because i ate everything... but now i only put healthy food in my mouth, chestnuts, horseradish cones, and i eat fly agarics, well, there’s a braid in my soul, i really want it, meat, meat, meat, meat, bones, two sausages, i stole yesterday, from dog bowls,

i'm too cold for yoga, i'm bored in nirvana, i... i want to grunt in a restaurant, but i'll say it doesn’t matter what we ate or drank, the main thing is that people are all happy,

thank you, oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, oh! thank you. ekaterina is a favorite in previous episodes. why is it so bad for you? catherine does not give up trying to return prince potemkin, she is ready to do anything just for him. and his serene highness does not give up hope of arranging the empress’s personal life. take care of her. valuy, for yourself, for me too. i will love you forever, you alone. fascinated by a new favorite. catherine does not immediately understand that a conspiracy is being prepared against her. i will definitely i’ll make a real army in russia, no matter what the cost. soon you will be on the throne, you are putting not only yourself in a dangerous position, you thought what would happen if the sovereign did not

find out. the case concerns alexander dmitrovich lonsky. is he really a foreign spy, since the count himself is interested in him? ekaterina, favorites. we're looking at... monday on rtr, you're watching 100 to one, what's our task to open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then with the underbelly, the name of which character from pushkin's works everyone knows, how much will be 7.8, 7.8, how many, who is at work, speaks a lot and loudly, if you answer, then with humor, i would like to chop, not, pinch, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t know, what else , geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry, a set for

headaches, god forbid, now beep, if you win, then hurray, drain to one, tomorrow. on rtr, the time for hunting has not come yet, let's wait until the morning, look at the weekend, maybe you killed him? leana, wait, she doesn't even remember me. and she doesn’t remember her father’s death either? i want my life back. we will need month. this means that in a month the commission will confirm the complete incapacity

of the grape plant. when there is pitch darkness all around. captain, lena is missing. you have a crush on her too, loser. remember, dawn will definitely come. warning, fire hazard. i will always be with you, do you hear? at dawn, today in the rdr, where is your homeland, my brother, and whose homeland are you, soldier, who do you serve, former friend, tear off everything that was ours , which was together, what will remain with you, they went against god, went on a tour throughout all liberated territories, what an impression it makes, russia comes and the city lives on boris korchevnikov’s program life and destiny from monday to friday on rtr. i buy happiness, mom. i buy happiness, mom. this is a hotel with history and

traditions. today, are you okay? yes, of course, i go into the salon, she is sitting. and me, and you, and me. i fell in love, you know that my wife will kill me, and then another buyer showed up and offered such a price that i couldn’t refuse, so where is he, and your other buyer, you, you, after the transaction with happiness, i will become a partner, and it’s my dream that will come true, not yours, oh that means, how can it be? i will still fight, i will save happiness, it is difficult to share happiness if it is... hotel for two premieres, today on rtr. usually people come to sochi, as they say,

to show themselves and see others. and only parodists come here to show off others, so that everyone else has something to look at. happy owner of almost all the voices of our pop stars. andrey barinov, greetings. hello, dear viewers, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, all of us we watch the news every day, i thought that this news would sound much more positive if it were told by our pop stars; our always positive expert, sergei trofimov, would tell us about crime news, and also,

fr. you'll have a reel of incidents in one hour, a mercedes drove into a kamas on the highway, in the north of moscow for the third time, a mattress under a man caught fire, in volgograd a psychopath in a blue dress staged an event in a women's bathhouse, and whether he will continue to live is to be seen, a local court will decide on tuesday , direct connection from moscow our special correspondents galip and mavik, who will talk about how scooters run into pedestrians, friends, applaud , also, in russia, damn it, trouble, the scooter is not for me, backwards back and forth, the sidewalk is not for me, when did they become us , i want to scream from

us, but god heard me. what am i watching, a scooter in the air of oscar, these are goddesses, makeup in the hood of a car, this is marina’s day , and now about show business news, our special correspondent alexander yakovlevich, rosenbaum, i wanted to write, but today it’s hardly possible, because i'm evil in i don’t know such people, they are wonderful, as is now in fashion among our singers, but they scream, they won’t name this song , but they scream, or whisper, like they are sick, an instrument is not

needed for such a song, aru is like a cat, aru, thank you, well at the end stas mikhailov with the weather forecast, we sing, dance, sing along, dear friends, meet, hoba, more, more, novosibirs, minus one, fog and krasnoyarsk, rains and hurricane. and mogadan, the cyclone from the ocean is all bullshit, but i can, i can stop all this, i ’m traveling around the country, on a tour, because where i’m always usually, summer is all for you, because where i am in sochi, i always usually fly, everything is for

you. thank you, people's artist of russia, evgeny petros petrosyan. as you know, every year i make a report on the state of our folklore today, someone expressed this not even funny, but accurate idea, the progressive west tried to destroy russia, but the idea that russia in general structure did not occur to them

the world is a supporting structure. yes, as our minister of foreign affairs, sergei vikarovich lavrov, said, those who forget history have their geography corrected. from the news: scientist usa. decided to count the number of black and white stripes on the zebra's body to understand how tolerant it is to african americans. a german homeless person asks another german homeless person how did you become homeless, alcohol, drugs, the stock market, no, he forgot to turn off the light in the toilet, pay attention, the words

west, trap are sneaky, cognate. without which it is impossible to cook ukrainian borscht , french onion soup and german sausages , without russian gas, if you hit a european in the face, he will cry and run away, if you hit an american in the face, he will get angry and sue you to court. if you hit a russian in the face, then your problems are just beginning, well , here i already have general themes, a funny

phrase: nothing to do, sneeze into the ashtray, santa claus, vasya is writing to you from omsk? 45 years old, i actually don’t need anything from you, just tell me, please, what kind of creature orders from you every year an increase in the price of utilities, public transport and food, why exactly do you fulfill his wish in the first place? swine fever, mad cow disease, avian fungus, monkeys, smallpox, i want to ask, but the cockroaches will have a runny nose, yes, what do people come up with,

a man at the market buys zucchini, are you males or females, otherwise i need them with caviar . it’s funny, but the hololet is like chess , checkmate, the woman says, yesterday she wrote on her neighbor’s dirty car, “wash me,” i see, today it says on mine, “come in, i’ll wash it,” lucy always got her birth control mixed up. pills with sedatives, now she has 15 children, but this does not bother her, in order to

look good on the beach in the summer, natalya started in winter fatten up my best friend oksana, hello, i... will be in an hour before you recognize me, but i'm tall all in black with a braid, stop, stop, braid, that's the hairstyle, man, congratulations, boy, 3.700, man counts out the money and says, look, it’s inexpensive, the rooster saw a chicken in the microwave, it’s a disgrace in the village , there’s no one to lay eggs, and here she ’s riding on a carousel, the woman says: i’m not a child to insist on cognac, i’ll drink whatever

you pour, one summer resident had tomatoes stolen from his greenhouse all the time, he hung... a note, one day, one tomato is poisoned, he comes in the morning, all the tomatoes are in place , it’s written in the note, now there are two, the children are gone, dad, why is my sister called alyonka, but because mom loves these candies, do you understand? beer, mom, dad fell down the stairs, and what did he say,

skip the swear words? yes, fell, silently, lesson at school, teacher, who considers himself an idiot, stand up, silence, stands up, student, teacher , says, do you consider yourself an idiot, no, it’s just not good when you stand alone, husbands and wives, the wife listened to her husband's tale of how he drank all night... with kolyan and was silent as fish, kolyan was also silent in the closet, and your wife was a virgin when you got married? i don’t know, someone says yes, someone says no, i can’t figure it out, yesterday, you know, i got divorced. like horns from the shoulders. valera realized that his wife was cheating on him when he found

a stool and a stack of solved crossfords in the closet. the grandmother goes to bed, and the grandfather lingered for a long time in the bathroom, the grandmother shouts: grandfather, what are you doing there? i brush my teeth. well then , clean mine at the same time. grandma and grandpa loved to play hide and seek. in the morning the grandmother hid the moonshine if the grandfather i found him, then the grandmother was hiding in the evening, dialogues, hello, does your dog bite? come in, come in, i’m interested myself.

i’ve only had it for the second day, listen, friend, i brought so many swimsuits here to sochi, i just don’t know which one to wear, but put them all on, the water is cold, lady, this dress is soaked, well, thank god, otherwise i kept sinning on cheburrek , did you throw a brick at uncle vasya? i won’t do it anymore, and he doesn’t need anymore. father accidentally swallowed a flash drive, now they call him that, a folder with files, fairy tales have begun, little red riding hood comes to her grandmother and whispers: grandma, there’s a scary one in your bed... some have a scary wolf, and some just a vovchik

, just like that, dena is cutting a cheburashka, cheburashka, you need ears, of course, hold on, king, father, the dragon is hungry, what does he eat ? - well, there are innocent virgins, apparently under... he will die here, once on the counter strawberries, walnuts and bananas were talking, strawberries, everyone loves me, because i look like a heart, yes, nut says, just think, heart , i look like a brain, the banana says, friends, maybe we can change the subject? mom

was getting ready for work, this is familiar to everyone, my daughter 4 years old, my daughter, i went to work, i need to, you lock the door, look, don’t open it for anyone, i understand, okay, mommy, mommy came out , i thought, i should check how she reacts, at the door, who’s there? - asked the daughter. mom, in a deep voice, it’s us, the gas workers, who came to check the gas equipment, silence, then my daughter, trying to also in a deep voice, shouted, screw it, we’re heating with coal. sense of humor. this is an all-terrain vehicle that helps you get through

the swamp of gray everyday life. it’s as if i’m telling all our people: to live... you need to live in many ways in the japanese way: take your time, don’t worry smiling, thank you very much,

malinov nazar, today in this studio we will perform a song. this is for you, well, get some sleep, gentlemen, just a minute, attention, today is a big

day for us, a big holiday, nah, it’s been a long time since we ’ve seen each other. they are still loved, you are responsible for your words, i am always responsible for my words, heroes of their time, beauty, repin, the whole team. only on the platform we look, many of you, the first thing you wake up, check your mail, and i, of course, am no exception, i, like federichelene, the goddess, opened champagne, the degree is elevated, happiness, do you want to get a sea of

​​positive emotions? tours to abkhazia, rested for a week. here they will cheer up everyone kesha wants to read, please read, kesha can’t read, but a man has to earn money , yesterday i earned such money from my wife, on the air of the morning mail and i am its host nikolai baskov, the most positive, morning mail with nikolai baskov . on sunday on rtr, good evening, good one, what is your name? anna yakorenna, anya, i bow before your

beauty, it’s unpleasant for me when a stranger a man writes here... a note to my wife, i don’t need a house or a car, i want you and me to have a child, it’s so easy to be happy, you understood that i love you from the moment we first met, as soon as i saw you, it’s so easy to get confused, i don’t know who i love anymore, i don’t know, i don’t like all this, the price of crazy passion is too high, i won’t give it to anyone, love that never happened, on sunday, on rtr, you know, yura, you are successful with women, and you too, no, i’m just successful with women, and you you use it, how do you do it,

remember, to win a woman’s heart, is it enough? with his wit. perhaps, but not in the company of these actresses. in response, they can show off their wit so much that it doesn’t seem like much. brilliant, natalya korosteleva svetlana. yes, what happened, petrovna, i brought you terrible news , what happened, what happened, nikolai, yours died, oh, worse, he said, no,

yegor, yes, worse, worse, oh, now, i can’t breathe, oh, rolls- royce is leaving the russian market. oh, what is this, oh, yes, how can this happen? it’s possible with people, just like that, yes, wait, so they both leave, some, royce, and rolls, both, and i also heard terrible things, petrov, oh,

what did you hear, terrible things, strengthen yourself. deals with russians, oh, so what are they doing and maternity leave, only i have 300 rubles left from my pension, i wanted to buy diamonds, oh, it’s okay, yegorna, i’ll invest in precious metals, so you’ve already invested, there are two teeth you have iron ones, oh my god, these are dairy products , hoo, come on, what are the bourgeoisies up to against us, oh, my god, what is it, apple refused bring new iphones to russia. for 100,000 rub. oh, what a disaster!

oh, they’re hitting the elderly right, oh, they know where our sore spot is, yes, how can we retirees now without these iphones, oh, oh, egorna, huh? maybe this is a fake, well, who is this fake? well, well, this is such nonsense, nonsense, well, when you knock off one, everyone else believes, well, like your granddaughter, and when she went to moscow, she said that she entered moscow state university, and she herself entered the leningrad shosse, and i was still then i doubted it, i think you can’t. be such a scholarship of 100 dollars an hour that you

pouted like an owl on a rump, well, that's it, it's a thing of the past, let me read it to you, come on, come on, oh, oh, oh, yegorna, oh, my heart is hardened again, suck on my voledol, yes, i just started, what are you? well, you haven’t removed the wrapper from it, and i think that it hasn’t dissolved for five days, what kind of news is terrible, terrible, terrible, come on, the gene motors concern is leaving russia. and i’ve never been to their concern, and you won’t, and what songs do they sing at their concern, but how do i know, my

favorite singer among the young people is lev leshchenko, and i know that petrovna also heard that adidas is closing, huh? and now there are no fish either, yegor is bullshit, this is definitely bullshit, nikolai the fisherman brought a whole bucket from his fishing trip. they put fish on your feet, but you’re so bad, i fry the fish and then eat them, but i’m bad, you’re the bad one, and i say, you’re bad, you don’t know anything anymore, i’m out of my mind, i don’t know about fish, what petrovna, what medications are you taking, what kind of drugs are i taking, that’s

what you can see. and what is it, what is it, what is it, well, the hell got to the saint, they banned the sale of luxury bags, hermes, well, bad bags, as the name suggests, do i have a bag? that since her previous life, she was 40 years old, she hasn’t lost her color, not a single hole, i carried bricks in it, which i stole from a construction site, but enough about the bag, you read what else they have planned against us, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, yegorna, i can’t even read this, i’m too strong, i can stand it,

come on. e estonia. what is estonia? didn't you study geography at all? this is a country in the vastness of the baltic, well, such a small country that it does n’t know what god said, learn, teach, what did you do, let me show you, go here, come on, here she is, here she is, get on

your knees, you! it’s good to warm up, look, i’m showing you with my finger, here it is, here it is, you saw it, yes, look, here, but i don’t see it, i’m so small, i don’t see it, but you’re wearing my glasses, yeah, put it on, yours, anyway i don’t see, so why don’t you, go through the magnifying glass on you, here i am showing you, here is the story, i don’t see anyway, yes, lord, my god, blind, on you, here. go through binoculars, you see, here it is, and i see, here is a dot, yes, i see, and so it’s a midge, and estonia is under it, you, i’ve seen it, i’ve seen estonia, that’s all, now

you can’t go there. wait, well, for some reason i can’t leave, what the hell am i supposed to do to move there, but the whole country can’t move in, why go there, it’s all reineo, the end of the world, what is it, well, the lore company is closing theirs. factories in russia, now russians will not be able to buy a moisturizing heel scrub with the scent of orchid, leave the shop, leave quickly,

leave quickly, that’s it. that's it, give me a candle in my hands, come on, that's it, quickly, give me a candle that petron has collected to die, but what to live for, how now live without this scrub, with the aroma of the archidea, give me 5 ruble coins here, put them on your eyes, you have eyes, little one, i’ll chop enough for you, yes, give me any cla. oh, after the plowing on yes, oh, lord, my god, my, greedy, oh, the rubles are so heavy, so the ruble has strengthened? and i feel something pressing right into the back of my eyes.

egorina, i was lying here on a bench and something came to my head, blood, but no, it doesn’t seem like it, no , well, something came, and i thought, they’re doing all sorts of dirty tricks, they’re against us. this they create these sanctions, and we somehow answer them or not, and for this we stopped supplying them with grain, like this, fertilizer, like that, well, for the little things, and what about oil and gas, but what about them without without oil? after winter, and scholz knows him, but how people are all frozen there in europe , i feel sorry for the people, i feel sorry for the people, i don’t even know, it

’s not their fault, egorina, but let’s collect a parcel for them, and come on, what do they have, no water, no gas, here, from me there, i have there, i have a bottle of sparkling water there, we will send and here they will wash, warm up, things, you need warm things, take off your socks, yeah, come on, yeah, come on, i’m taking them off, do n’t be greedy, come on, well, for everything that’s already here, for everything, here, i’ve taken everything off, what are you with and you, let ’s take off the jacket, she’s so smart, she’s warmed up, you’re washing your firebox, it’s something like that, i even

got rid of cataracts, my granddaughter came for the holidays and forgot, so i’m telling them, yes, come on, yes... close your greenhouse, close it, i ’m better for them, here i am for them i’d rather give away my lucky thongs, i only wore them once in the 1980s to a disco, they were so nice and warm, i tied them around the waist and i have them, yeah, she tore off the lower back, what they don’t have yet, they don’t have fertilizer, you said it yourself, but i have... i didn’t have time to dump a whole bucket of manure into the garden, so why are you sitting there, let’s be skinny here so where is this bucket that won’t fit in this parcel box and why are we greedy or what, we’ll send a bucket and things where

so right here and give them everything and the whole bag, don’t mind. we’ll give it to them too, come on, well, let’s go to the post office, let’s go to the post office, let’s go, let’s go, gorinno, let’s go.

is winding down, power is needed there, strong, the main premiere of the year, who are you going with to fight, against whom you are fighting, mr. master, she can forget betrayal, my severity is unbearable, i live in this country, remember that ekaterina alekseevna is fair and knows how to be grateful, she offers you life, and does not deceive you with empty promises, but does not forgive betrayal, but just be honest with me, always, congratulations, you have made a dizzying career. well, don’t be afraid of me, ekaterina, favorites, if you are no longer dear to me, i won’t force you,

i won’t torment you either, on monday. on rtr they are shaking walls, big changes have come, in the new season with a new renovation, a slight movement of the hand , we are from this room, absolutely faceless, making three different functional zones, ideas are overflowing, we want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be a surprise... full of work a lot, plans turn into projects before our eyes, i adore plants, i’m generally a plant maniac, real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our heroes, after dismantling, a lot will become clear, and dreams become reality, look, let them in to your home. big changes, every

sunday on rtr. there is a crystal gift in the crystal date. bitterly. on friday, i was in love with you like crazy. now. even more. someone else's family does not give others peace. handsome, rich, but why not mine? i won't miss him. yuri baturin, sash, i’m pregnant and i’ll have to give birth, that’s great, well, we’ll get married now, maria kulikova, hello, this is marina, i’m expecting a child from your husband, i hate you, no, i have a new number now, a new address , new job, new life, crystal happiness, marina, we need to talk, she doesn’t want to, but how are you... we’ll figure it out without you, on friday

on rtr, we’re used to watching videos online, it stopped working, we install, open, watch, russian channels all series, movies and cartoons, educational programs and documentaries. look, look in the app or on the website, our next guest is a wonderful writer-humorist, his pen includes the numbers of the brightest stars of russian humor, but for alexei shcheglov he refused to write for a long time, this is also why? apparently, somehow they never got around to it themselves, on our humor, alexey

shcheglov. citizens on vacation, welcome to our therapeutic, luxurious sanatorium on the seashore, gastritis paradise two stars, as experience shows after a vacation: in our sanatorium you will have a healthy stomach, healthy lungs and a healthy liver. the sea is close to us, 10 miles from the main building. during a storm, you can swim without leaving your room. when swimming in the sea, be careful, otherwise there was an accident. in the last race, a pensioner from ryazan, klavdiya viktorovna , almost drowned. luckily, he was nearby. tourist gurge ashotovich, who performed mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration on her. after this,

klavdia viktorovna began to drown three times a day. in our sanatorium we offer you various procedures. when you go for procedures, be careful, otherwise it was an accident. a pensioner from ryazan, klavdia viktorovna, climbed into a healing bath. true, i immediately noticed that the tourist gurgen ashotovich was already lying in the bath, and when i noticed, i thought that this was the therapeutic effect baths, and what do you think, in one session i was cured of depression, stress, radiculitis, and was satisfied with the session, unlike gurgen ashotovich, who received depression, stress and radiculitis.

on the territory of our sanatorium, follow the safety rules, otherwise there was a case where one woman, while her husband was undergoing procedures, brought her lover into the room: and the husband did not return on time, the lover, in which the mother gave birth, ran out onto the balcony, climbed over the railing and hung in his arms . at this time, on the floor below, a pensioner from ryazan came out onto the balcony, klavdia viktorovna. imagine her surprise when she saw half of a man hanging in the air in front of her. she screamed: “lord, send me a whole man.” at that moment, the man’s fingers slipped and he fell straight into the embrace of klavdia viktorovna, the man turned out to be tourist gurgen ashotovich, all night long cries for help were heard from klavdia viktorovna’s room.

our sanatorium has its own beach. the beach is sandy, but in some places there are pebbles. pebble is a tourist from... last year she lost her passport and can’t leave. on the beach you will find a lot of entertainment, but i ask you, do not buy services from locals, otherwise that was the case. a pensioner from ryazan, klavdia viktorovna , decided to fly with a parachute behind a boat. during the flight, the cable broke and the wind carried the pensioner straight towards the main building. klavdia viktorovna flew through the balcony into someone else's room and landed on the bed. where tourist gurgen ashotovich was resting. gurgen ashotovich weighed 120 kg. how he jumped out the window is unclear. in our sanatorium we offer you many excursions. the most popular excursion is the cognac factory

with tasting. for ease of delivery after the tasting, i advise everyone to write their number on their forehead with a felt-tip pen in advance. rooms and i ask you, behave decently, otherwise there was a case, workers were mixing concrete near the building, tourist gurgen ashotovich was walking after the tasting and thought that this was medicinal mud, he stripped naked and smeared himself with concrete from head to toe, later in the evening, walking through alley, pensioner from ryazan, klavdiya viktorovna. i saw a lonely sculpture of david by michelangelo and decided to chop off a fragment for myself as a souvenir. she took the stone hit a fragment of the sculpture. the scream broke the windows in the central building. there is

a medical center on the territory of our sanatorium. if something happens to you, go there. don't study. otherwise there was a case: tourist gurgen ashotovich had a stye on his right eye. a pensioner from ryazan, klavdia viktorovna, decided to help him the old fashioned way. she approached the tourist and spat in his right eye, but hit his left. gurgen ashotovich started to run, but the pensioner ran after him and spat until... she got to the right place. the next day barley the tourist passed, but hiccups began. klavdia viktorovna decided to help the man again, but to scare him. gurgen ashotovich walked in the evening, hiccupped calmly, did not bother anyone. suddenly from the darkness

shouting: kiss me everywhere. klavdia viktorovna jumped out and bit. him by the leg. they couldn’t resuscitate the tourist for 2 hours; for a week he was afraid to leave his room, but since then gurgen ashotovich no longer hiccups, he no longer speaks at all. stray cats walk around the territory of our sanatorium, please do not feed or touch them, otherwise this happened. a local cat climbed a palm tree. and mournfully miuk, five men walked by and climbed onto a palm tree to save the cat. under the weight of the men, the palm tree bent almost to the ground, the cat and four men jumped off, but the fifth tourist gurgeshotovich did not have time, the palm tree

straightened up sharply. at that moment, klavdiya viktorovna, a pensioner from ryazan, came out onto the balcony. she raised her eyes to the sky and whispered: “lord, send me a good man.” tell me more. at that same second, tourist gurgen ashotovich flew into her arms. seeing claudia viktorovna, he began to cry. all night long , men’s screams were heard from klavdia viktorovna’s room: i don’t want to, and women’s screams, but i have to. and 9 months later a joyful event occurred. klavdia viktorovna let gurgen ashotovich out of

the room. many vacationers, having visited us once, come to us again. tell me, have any of you visited us before? lord, klavdia viktorovna, gurgenatovich, have you come again? especially for you this season, we have booked a honeymoon suite at paradis, a sanatorium where hearts unite.

thank you, and now all of us, friends, are waiting for humor at his fingertips, beautifully said, but absolutely incomprehensible, and i myself don’t understand, i don’t understand how this artist manages to amuse the audience without saying a word, and without even making a grimace, so i understand,

his faithful friend helps him with this , acordio' evening of surprises for alexander morozov, who celebrated his 75th anniversary this year, alexander sergeevich, he writes songs about all his relatives. i could have expected anything, but not this. hello andrey, andrey malakhov's evening show, today on rtr, i buy

happiness, mom, i buy happiness, mom, this a hotel with history, with traditions, today, everything is fine with you, i go into the salon, she is sitting, and i, and you, and i, fell in love, you know that my wife will kill me, and then another buyer showed up and offered one price that i couldn’t refuse, well, where is he, and your other buyer, you, you, after the deal with happiness, i will become a partner, and it’s my dream that will come true, not yours, oh, that means, yes, i’m still i'll fight. i will save happiness, it is difficult to share happiness if it is a hotel for two, premiere, today on rtr, you are watching 100 to one, what is our task to open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then with a catch,

the name of which character from the work. who speaks a lot and loudly at work, if you answer, then with humor, i would chop oak, not pluck, problems with water, light, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry, set for.. god forbid now, if you win, then 100 to one, tomorrow on rtr,

contemporaries considered this event a miracle, so on november 11, 1480, the famous army of the horde khan ended on the ugra river akhmat and moscow prince ivan ii. it put an end to the mongol-tatar yoke. the moscow state soon became completely sovereign and the large horde itself stopped publishing news about the kamchatka land, however, for the most part , it was only possible to know that this land is in the world, and what is it position, what condition, what kind of inhabitants and so on, nothing authentic was found anywhere about that. on november 11, 1711, stepan krosheninnikov, a russian scientist and traveler, author of the famous book, was born

description of the land of kamchatka. with the advent, noted vladimir vernadsky, the preparatory period in the history of scientific creativity of the russian people ended. russia finally, as an equal cultural force, entered the midst of educated humanity. a new era of its cultural life began. when i see around me how people, not knowing what to do with their free time, are looking for the most miserable activities and entertainment, i look for a book and say internally: this alone is enough for a whole life, he wrote. on this day, november 11 fedr mikhailovichsky was born in 1821. the most inner writer, so when reading him, as if you were reading someone else, you listen to your own soul, only deeper than usual, than always. in the memoirs of her students and contemporaries, this actress can be very

complex and harsh, but only a genius and one of a kind, alone for the entire theatrical age, the biographer wrote. the leading actress of the meyerhold theater and the maikovsky theater, people's artist of the ussr, was called a visible miracle of the theater, the face of an era, brilliant, perfect, dazzling sorceress. on this day, in 1900, maria babanova was born. he began acting in films as a teenager, in 1959, making his debut in the film the extraordinary journey of mishka strikachev. in 1965, she graduated from the studio hut school and was accepted into the theater troupe, where she served for a quarter of a century. he starred in such films as my friend kolko , a front without flanks, but his main work was behind the scenes: for his ability to voice characters of men and women equally, to brilliantly get used to the role, he received the unofficial title of the king of dubbing, he was the voice of the most

famous disney cartoons and latin american tv series. today would be the 80th anniversary of the honored artist of russia, alexei borzunov. today is november 11 , 2020. third year, then what tasks, i’ll tell you separately, when the cameras are turned off, where to go and what to do? they just recommended never reading american newspapers, fighting immediately with russia, with china, nonsense, of course, how much time do you devote to the progress of a special military operation, this is where the day begins and this is where it ends, the first thing they told me is that we have a lot of them , the guryats don’t run away, they’re on helicopter board number one, we’ll be the first to know about it, alexander grigorievich, snov, hello, let him in. there are no forces that could hold him, you are probably the first here, it shows, pasha, you are filming this, pasha, hello, hello, you learned from this pasha, in the first

person, just tell me what is happening and where , at 3:30 am, of course, i always have to be in touch, moscow, the kremlin, putin, again we will see more than the rest, thank you very much, come back again on sunday. on rtr. hello, on the russia tv channel, in the studio denis polanchukov and most importantly by this hour. russian troops repulsed. six attacks at once in the ssu in the donetsk direction. almost 200 ukrainian militants were eliminated. here is his pose of siberia. his whole bag and things