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hello, dear sochi residents and guests of this wonderful city, many gather in sochi all year, saving their finances to come here and have a good rest, so to speak. and comedians put off jokes, gags and pranks for a whole year in order to come here and do a good job, so to speak. so, friends, today an unforgettable sight awaits all of you. well, is everyone ready? the twentieth anniversary festival of humor continues. our festival is absolutely

going uphill. you are sure? of course, because in the performances of this artist there is always. height, beauty and indescribable flavor of the caucasus mountains. on stage, the main dzhigit of humor, karen avanesyan, all things cannot be remade, that’s why sometimes , both my soul and body, need rest, peace, but friendly fun will also be just right, so soft beds will wait for us a little, and

paraly, gentlemen, we must begin this evening, so that joy does not flow, life is a stormy river, come on gentlemen. your women won’t be bored, they won’t let you get bored, don’t flog you, gentlemen, let’s start this evening, so that the joy doesn’t flow, life is a stormy river, don’t let your women get bored, gentlemen, the stings will definitely not let you get bored , they certainly won’t let you get bored.

the sunniest, warmest and most hospitable city in russia, the city. it is always good at any time of the year, but it seems to me that it is especially beautiful in the summer, when we can enjoy the view of the sea surf and sunbathe, and of course, hear a lot interesting and funny, a little girl asks a relative who came to visit: oh, uncle kolya, how good, how good, uncle kolya, that you came to visit us. now we will have complete happiness, he says: yes, katya, why did you decide that? and our dad, when he found out that you were coming to visit us, he said, only he was not enough for us to be completely happy, another guest came to visit his

relatives, well, it so happened that he stayed for more than 3-4 months , is about to leave, but why, why leave, the sea is nearby, behind you don’t have to pay rent, well, the owners are giving some hint, he says, you just came here , you’ve been living here for four months, you probably miss your family, your wife and children, he says, of course, i miss you, i called them today, tomorrow they will all come here too, you know, all the spectators, all the spectators , are used to seeing me always in the form of caucasian characters, it is understandable, well, with my face it is very difficult to play the snub-nosed blond from the russian village, but at the same time vladimir etush played , caucasians, so much so that people are still he remembers, take off the shit, but i’m insultingly swearing,

honestly, you know, or for example, the wonderful actor smaktunovsky played the danish prince hamlit. that for him the question of to be or not to be was not to be, only to be, and of course, how can one not remember vasily livanov, whom even the british called the best... and i also want to try to show you that i can portray not only caucasian characters, the thing is, that i often tour, sometimes i also find myself in funny situations, i notice a lot of interesting things, with respect to these i would like to show people some of the funny sides now , i have a french friend from the city of lyon, he came to visit us, and at night we... it was dark, you could prick your eyes out, he looked at me with such fear,

he says , monks, why gouge out an eye when nothing is visible anyway, an italian came to moscow, saw watermelons being sold on the street , he approached the seller, said, senor, the watermelons are good, senor in such a hat, says, dear, who came, not yet one did not return, the poor italian put the watermelon on place ran away to a hotel, the african arrived in russia on the first day he wrote in his diary, i drank vodka with the russians and almost died, the second entry in the same diary, today i had a hangover with the russians, it would have been better if i had died yesterday, i

i have a very good friend, he is a russian man, a doctor, he only loves medical jokes, here is one of his favorite jokes, which he always tells everyone, i examine one patient, i say, good, good, very good, good, the patient says that okay, doctor, it’s good that you have all this, and not for me, okay, oh, these medical jokes, a patient is being carried along a hospital corridor in a gurney, he says, orderly, orderly, where are you taking me, the doctor said to the morgue, so i haven’t died yet, so we haven’t gotten there yet

, doctor, doctor, my nose is stuffy, just think, everything is stuffed up, my apartment is mortgaged, my dacha is mortgaged, my car is mortgaged, he and his snot are in the way, you know, i very, very often perform in uzbekistan, that’s where very kind and hospitable people, i have a lot of friends there when i i arrive there, my friends tell me their uzbek jokes, here is one of them, a traffic cop, having earned nothing that day, slows down my grandfather, who is riding a donkey and says: so, father, why are we speeding, grandfather says, son, how i could exceed the speed on a donkey, he says, and you know, father, i noticed that you hit donkey with a stick, now a new law has come out, a donkey is a belly. and animals are our little brothers, and we cannot offend them, so either apologize to

the donkey, or pay a fine, grandfather approached eshaku, stroked her, says: i’m sorry that i hit you with a stick, i didn’t know that your older brother works as a traffic cop, there are a lot of jokes, but how can i remember an anecdote from... the recent soviet past, when a young soldier, an uzbek, runs up to to the commander, says: “comrade, warrant officer, comrade, warrant officer, your wife came to you, he says, not to you, to you, no, she came to us yesterday, today she came to you, i love performing in israel, these are also amazing people , they make up jokes about themselves, they tell them themselves, and they themselves laugh at themselves.

rabinovich walks around the room in his shorts, his wife says to him: semochka, semochka, well, it’s ugly, put on trousers, that you’re walking around like a football player in only shorts, now the guests will come, it’s ugly, he says, yes, let the guests come and see how you look you’re feeding me, she says, yes, well, in that case , take off everything else so that they can see why they’re feeding you? sopochka, sopochka, tell your marik to come to our house to fix the socket, but what your yasha can’t fix the socket, ours can’t. i can't, he can give an electric shock, well, finally, if you don’t remember us southerners, you know, in the caucasus , every nation speaks with its own characteristic accent, well, let’s, in order to remember how the armenians speak, let’s remember how the wonderful armenian actor,

frunzik makarcham, spoke, remember, vali kujzhan, i am one of the smart things for you. just don’t be offended, why don’t you eat kefir, why don’t you like it? this is what the armenians say, the georgians speak a little differently, the feast is going on, a man comes out and says a toast, i lived with my wife for 30 years, a guest is sitting next to me prompts, not with my wives, but with mine... two people have also met your wife for 10 years , one says my name is givi, the honor of my grandfather, and you, the second says: and my name is igor, the honor of my grandfather, no, the honor of the twenties olympic

games, but if he’s serious, which one? it doesn’t matter who is of what nationality, the main thing is that we all respect each other and can make fun of each other in a kind way, then , as the great actor frunzik makartychan said, you will be pleased, and i will be pleased, we will all be pleased, thank you, but just know that i am devoted to you with all my heart, and i will always love you, the main premiere of the year, don’t get too carried away with your chermysh, you are impudent and narcissistic, although not stupid, i forgot that such passions can

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everyone feels sorry for a divorced woman, oh, poor thing, how unfortunate you are, oh, they came up with such an offensive word, divorcee, but a divorced man, who is he, a divorcee? divorcee or divorcee? no, girls, whoever is lucky with a husband, advice and love, but i came across such a miracle , you know, there are different types of husbands, a tik-tok husband, cheerful but moronic, an avatar husband, forever blue. and my husband’s samovar, big, hot, small, mine combined all three types,

i’ve seen my husband sober in my entire life, only once, in a photo where he’s 3 years old. and he was walking like, girls, oh, at night in bed he kept calling me other people’s names, then galya, then tanya, then ira, but i was really scared when he called me gennady petrovich, and stupid was, one morning he jumped up, screaming, i’m blind, call an ambulance, i don’t see anything, i say, you’re a fool. because of a hangover, did you put ruble coins in instead of contact lenses? and somehow went

to get a tattoo? i drank a bottle of cognac for courage and poked the master at the wrong drawing and the master instead of a parachute and vdvolol wrote a heart on his chest and the phrase i love kolya. now he washes in a bathhouse with men in a sweater. he has two koli in his company. no, of course, sometimes there is nostalgia, but i want to feel that i have a husband, girls, then i’ll come home in the evening and scatter them around the house socks, cigarette butts, i wipe my hands on the curtains, i spill beer on the sofa, from the nursery, i shoot at the entire

wall in the toilet, i look at it all and think: god, it’s so good that i’m not married, but i was so jealous, girls, he’s gone in sochi, and secretly...' he installed a gps tracking program on my smartphone , he wanted to track where i was, but i forgot my smartphone in the taxi, he calls my home phone in the morning and yells, you prostitute, you visited all the restaurants overnight , all the hotels, train stations,

even... some of them ended up in a gypsy camp, that’s it, girls, i’m married now, not even with my feet, girls, for some reason we treat our husbands like hindus treat cows, and cows in india are a sacred animal, she can do anything, i saw it on tv. there is an aunt, it is written, galina, who is beaten by her husband, an abuser, she says, my husband is very single, kind, and what he shares is not his fault, it’s just that his buttock burst in childhood, and he wanted to kick him when he sees my round basque, he thinks

it’s a meatball. starts kicking him, so i love him very much and will never leave him, as long as the ball doesn’t burst, girls, what is this, we are we love our husbands, we take care of them , i call my married friend and say, well, how are you doing, oh, how are larisa guzeeva, i mean, i mean? she says: i’m collecting his socks around the apartment and looking for a pair for everyone. girls, what do you think of these tips in women's magazines? your husband shouldn't see you in a robe. when your husband arrives , put on a beautiful dress, do your makeup, hair, and manicure. how discriminatory. let's

write to the men too: when your wife arrives, put on a tuxedo, shave your mug and polish your bald head, by the way, and this is a moronic fashion for beard, the wimp is 17 years old, and the beard is like that of a hundred-year-old aksakal. boys, you need to take care of your beard. you need to wash it, wash it, vacuum it, you can tell by your beard everything you ate during the week, i say to my neighbor, egor, have you been to a barbecue or something? he says: oh, how did you know? i say your beard is charred and the skewer is sticking out of it. nowadays it is fashionable

to fall asleep to the sounds of nature. my friend olga falls asleep like this. to the sound of the sea, svetka to this, and the singing of birds, oh, i was married for 30 years, only now i fell asleep to this, i remember before his wedding with... he said: baby , you won’t fall asleep with me, i didn’t know that he was the one sneaking in, oh, girls, all his attempts

to make money, listen, he somehow got into business, decided to breed carp at home, bathroom, i say, where should i swim, he says, well , where, where, like that. you’ll be fighting off carps, you’ll be swimming in this direction, i say, yeah, that’s fine, then i found out that they give money for donating blood, she got inspired and said: oh, i’ll rent out 800 liters, i’ll earn money for a country house and buy it for myself, i say , fool, you only have 5 liters in your body, you only enough for a doorknob from this house. no, no, no, no more marriages, no more girls, by the way, another bonus, no husband, no mother-in-law, although one friend of mine

loves her mother-in-law so much, oh, she’ll come to her, bring candy, saints, she says, mom, how i love you, how... i like coming to you, you are the best thing for me, you stand like this by the fence, straighten your wine and go home, here we are women, we endure everything, we forgive our husbands everything. because we want to get married once for life. my sister was getting married, and i thought, well, i won’t change my last name. so what i’m changing my last name, well, i won’t change everything, i’ll just add my husband’s last name to my last name.

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not minced meat, meat grinders, i go to the studio and write pictures, not lists of what to buy in the store, i... spanish. listen here. solo alahonadas. which means only love makes our life great. girls, all my dreams have come true. except for one, you know what, i really want to get married,

why, why? thank you! and now aletti’s song, asochi’s song, all together , come on, hot september brings back to us the joy

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the sun, embroidered with gold, and the summer of light and you, green, beautiful, and the summer the color of happiness, almost elusive, and the summer of light the sky. huge and blue, and the summer of the light of the sun, embroidered with gold, and the summer of the light of the willow, green, beautiful , and these are the colors of happiness, elusive flowers

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it’s called rare professions, listen, there’s so much in the world, what kind of people work, well, veterinarian, okay, we know it, we love it, it turns out that the future life of a cow depends on the condition of a cow’s hooves, so there is a special profession. cow pedicure specialist. in europe there is a profession, package tearer. and we are fools all our lives for free. in japan , there is a profession on the subway: people pusher. we have been learning since childhood. well, exotic is exotic. and those professions to which we have become accustomed since childhood are still with us and we can’t imagine our life without them

, on behalf of a representative of such a heroic profession, i once wrote this story, let us greet this comrade, guys, it would seem, which male profession is the most heroic, an astronaut, perhaps. maybe a submariner, but i think so, my, my, i’m a minibus driver, every day i’m alone with our people, and this is even worse than in a cage with tigers, people know, if you throw a piece of meat at a tiger, he’ll calm down , our people are always dissatisfied, sometimes they will say this, then they won’t do you know what to do next?

a minibus is traveling from one district center to the glorious city of kirov, with a dad in the cabin, his five-year-old son, a very lively boy, very inquisitive, not the right word , his mouth does not close, the minibus stops at a crossing, waits for the train, outside the window there is a steppe, cows, a bull walks, and the bull didn’t care whether they were looking at him from the minibus or not, the reflex worked, he settled down behind the cow, the boy saw, dad, what he was doing, the minibus froze, there was such silence, the flies froze on the fly, then dad said, son, eh. .. and it looks like this, how far is it from kirov?

the driver couldn’t move for another hour, the bull came up a couple of times, looked in, nothing happened, i myself, in my youth, tried to joke , amused myself, did such things, once my gazelle was standing at a bus stop, there was no one in the cabin yet, i . i quietly leave the cabin, sit down in the cabin and remain silent. gradually the minibus fills with people, i sit silently. soon the first indignant cries are heard: but where is this one? how long should i expect from you? i will hear so many new things about myself. but i feel it's time. i get up and say: what? give it, i know the way myself, i leave the salon, start driving on the gas, the minibus is silent, like in

the steppe in front of kirov, finally some guy yells, guy, brake, they will catch up, they will put you in, brake, i say, who? he’ll catch up with me, i live nearby, i’ll get out now, he admitted, of course, okay guys, i’m the driver. at the next stop, everyone got off, it’s a heroic profession, you don’t look like that from behind, we drive up to the stop, and there are two vietnamese, well, native muscovites, only one seat is free, these begin to babble in their own way, here is our man, the siberian carefully pushes them aside, sits down and says: relax , slavs, the gazelle doesn’t go to vietnam, well, there’s always stress

, we’re driving, quietly, calmly, suddenly the whole cabin, then again, i turn around, is anyone lucky? here one girl takes out her mobile phone, says: yes dear, the impudent people have gone, impudent, i shout to one woman , citizen, well, where are you breaking in, well , there are no places, where are you barging in, she speaks to me so languidly, passionately, take me standing. i somehow regretted it, i took two of them standing, it was like this, a girl is standing, a guy with a date is sitting next to him, he doesn’t give up a seat, no, he just slaps himself on the knees, saying, give me, look what a seat, this, this, first class, business class.

she’s standing crimson, her teeth are full of complaints, and next to her is a healthy man, he was silent, silent, but as soon as he gives it away, girl, you won’t sit down, so i sit down, sat down, sobered up instantly, started to fight, but i wanted what was best, but with us you can not do it this way. i remember that the hatch in the cabin somehow didn’t close tightly, well, of course, while driving the wind was blowing from there, i wanted the best, the gazelle picked up speed, i turned around and asked the passengers, is it not blowing under the hatch? people

i don’t understand who you called a creep. you're a little gazelle with a steering wheel, and how everyone loves to give orders, grandma yelled, stop me there on the corner, at a post, at a post, i'll tell you specifically, at the cat's, i didn't go out, i'm telling you, at the front paws or at the hind paws, yes with it’s better not to get involved with grandmothers at all, here she comes in alone, a backpack on her shoulders, i have one stop , i won’t sit down, i stood at the door, while we were driving, i thought about my own clothes, how i went hiking with budyon, at the stop a man opens the door, everyone is there to meet cavalry rises he says mother, the parachute didn’t open?

i remember at my granny’s, once a small change fell and rolled around the salon, i decided to make a joke on my own head, i say that it fell, it’s mine, granny immediately told me: son, now i’ll fall myself and i’ll be all yours, yesterday, in general, granny makes her way to the exit, in ovozka is in one hand, in the other there is a brand new enamel pot, so she makes her way with the pot, in front of her is a man pushing the pot with the granny and without a second thought: man, you go, then she turns around and says, mother, i can wait until i get home, it’s a heroic profession,

but grateful, people sit down from work , tired, angry, get home, eyes are burning... with all the stupidity of the door, i feel rested, well , thank you for that, on stage there is a golden voice, the main performer of a super hit, all the flowers are mine, nikolai vasko, everyone right-left,

oops, know that before i met you, i didn’t believe that love existed in the world. at first glance, i thought that it was only in the movies, but then it happened to me, it’s necessary, and now i pray for one thing, that you will always be there, i will hug you, tightly, i will hug you, passionately, there is no one more beautiful in the world than you , you are not in the world. food it’s hot, there is no light for me, this, your precious gift, you saved

me from bad weather, you brought me into my life, good news, you decorated my home with hope and, immediately, bright songs sounded in it, and now i pray about one thing, so that we will always be together, i will hug you, tightly , i will hug you, passionately, there is no you in the world, more beautiful, there is no more beautiful you in the world, i will hug you tightly, i will hug you, it’s hot, for me there is no light, this treasures you, start hey, i’ll take you away,

and the whole hall is with me, and i’ll hug you, tightly, i’ll hug you scary. there is no one more beautiful than you in the world, there is no more beautiful you in the world, i will hug you tightly, you are hot in it, for me there is no one in the world , it is a gift to treasure you, i will hug you, tightly, i will hug you, scary, there is no you more beautiful in the world, there is no more beautiful you in the world, i will hug you. tightly, i will hug you warmly, there is no light for me, this is a precious gift for you, i will hug

you, thank you, i will do everything to make you happy, happy, the main premiere of the year, who are we, i serve her imperial majesty, my eyes shone, no is he the reason, i can’t touch my heart, such power over the empress, nothing without him he can’t decide, many of the courtiers have completely lost their lives, they have only hope for you, katu, you love me, what are you doing with you, i don’t want to go anywhere, i want to grow old here with you, i... favorites on monday on rtr titanic hotel delux golek, where every moment is

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i didn’t expect to see you here , i came from st. petersburg on a business trip, she returned from the capital, no family, no children, she works as a saleswoman in a bookstore, i’m now a famous writer, so i have a fork in france, an apartment in moscow, an apartment in london, life should be like a novel, and what is the book about, about love, about true love, and you somehow... loved, as it is written in your book, you just need to cross out everything unnecessary, he a free man, an enviable groom, only you are tanka for him, not a match, you want to derail our entire business because of some classmate, find a real hero, i have a feeling that i’m doing everything wrong, be careful, entry is allowed, on sunday on rtr.

russian humor meter, which celebrates 60 years creative activity, and this is not just 60 years on the professional stage, this is 60 years of laughter and applause from grateful spectators, people's artist of russia, evgeny petrosyan. what i was like, i didn’t remain like that, what is my age, this question, as you understand, began to worry me, so... here

i have it clearly written, this is the period of life when you still see young goats in women, they they see in you that the lighting here is bad, they see you as old, like an artist. i would define it this way: old age is that period of life when you you bend down, say, to tie your shoelaces, and you think that at the same time they could do something useful downstairs, or this detail, in my youth, i considered forty-year-old women to be old aunts, but now... i will sincerely say:

girls, forgive me , please, it seems to me that the less you think about old age, the later it will come to you, and if it comes , it’s okay, lock it in the closet and go on a trip yourself, well, in the west they traveled in old age, always, and we must do so, however, our pensioner will not go far on his pension, to unfortunately, i think that we will resolve this issue sooner or later, but there are those who have already adapted, yes, one old man told me, when i’m not in the right condition, just in case, i put a note in my pocket, with the address, so that later they can go home deliver. yes, i say, what are you

writing there? he says, so what? paris, boulevard montmarter? i say, what nonsense, you live, as i know, in mytishchi, correctly, but i’ve already been to paris twice. bravo, our resourceful old man. bravo, they say that childhood leaves in english without saying goodbye, but old age with insanity and sclerosis, they walk around without saying hello, hello, so that this doesn’t happen, hello, smart people make their brains work, work, learn poetry, solve crasfords, some have gone

further, are engaged in improving their sense of humor, there are such technologies, i’ve seen one such trained grandmother, for some reason she was standing in a minibus, something fell out of her bag, the driver immediately joked, well, our people like to joke on the go, he said that it fell, everything is mine, she told him without hesitation, in ice she answered, you go quietly further, otherwise i’ll fall and i’ll be all yours, how much charm i want to notice in our old people. one grandmother at the station calls: rapist, rapist, grandmother, i’m not a rapist, i ’m a rapist, it’s all the same, i have

different examples here, but the old man, one, trained in such humor, is an old man. i also delighted me, he looked for a long time at the dancing young couple, they danced the letka enka, you know the letka enka, well, they stand behind each other and dance, there, there, there, there, and so on, for about 10 minutes, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, looked, looked, then said, it seems to me that until they lie down, nothing will work out for them, i have examples with a minus sign, too, unfortunately, they got into minibuses in a traffic jam, you know,

there are big traffic jams in moscow, you can stand for 3 hours, one old man suggests to the driver, and let me show you, the route goes around the courtyards, well, everyone was happy, the old man really showed the shortest way through the courtyards and got out at his entrance, and then we drove around the courtyards for 2 hours , backwards, tried to leave. these are the ones we are old borovichki. the grandmother got on a long-distance bus and asked the driver to tell her when the grating would be. a hint, of course, let’s go,

we drove for 2 hours, chalk, she reminds us, lishetilovka is coming soon? yes, soon, soon,” the driver answered irritably, because... about my grandmother’s request and passed the reshetilovka, well, what are you going to do, but he was a kind person , turned around, sawed back 40 km, imagine, that’s it, come, get out, here’s your roshetilovka, but i don’t need to get out here, my daughter just told me to this stop taking this pill. grannies light up, it happens, but i will say that it is not easy for the elderly to adapt to the innovations of life, especially to all this electronics , the young must help, navigate the elderly, of course, they once

told you how this world works, they patiently told you in detail, so that you can get your bearings, it’s time for you to pay off your debts, young people, the atm stood at the entrance on the street , the bank is on the ground floor, which means a man runs into the building shouting, karau, save me, everyone is on the street, what is it, your atm is there, this one is strangling grandma, it turns out that grandma’s daughter gave her a credit card, and so that she doesn’t... this means all the episodes for me, so that i don’t mind.

i didn’t miss it, i want to tell young people, don’t laugh at old age, old age , it’s insidious, only the elderly have the right to laugh at each other, we can do it, but i really don’t feel like an old man, there’s a kid inside me, and recently i, i even felt younger than the young man, because i was leading across the road... not an old woman, but a young man who at that time was chatting on a smartphone, and i translate it, this also happens, anything can happen, my friends, grandson, what are you doing, grandma, well, you don’t understand, i’m on the internet, and why don’t you understand, he’s one of your subscribers, lalya

, sweet beauty - it’s me, anything can happen, grandfather, tell me, in your village before , how was it without the internet, and how did you communicate, you had some kind of conversation on vkontakte or with classmates, grandfather was silent, silent, then he said, the hayloft... there was a lot, and there were contacts, and classmates, we have such a smart, resourceful generation, granny is my neighbor at a red light, she kept running across the road, here she stands, waits, the light comes on, she goes.

goyim i stop, why are you throwing yourself at a red light, she says, firstly, this is how i treat myself when a kamaz is rushing towards you, lameness and raticulitis disappear somewhere, secondly, i like to tickle your nerves, that’s how old we are. but i want to say, old age is not a joy, they say correctly, these are all legends, that every age has its own joy, my grandmother stood at the grocery store, barely leaning on her walker, and it was clear that she was upset something, she was surrounded by people, young and old, what happened, but from the house ... she took money, she wanted to buy food, but she lost

it somewhere, i don’t know, they began to calm her down, well, don’t be upset, grandma , anything can happen, money is not the main thing, money is not the main thing, suddenly everyone saw how the wind was driving a five thousand dollar bill along the sidewalk, everyone forgot about this grandmother, they chased after the bills, shock when the grandmother overtook them, as they say, youth is not without stupidity, old age is not without stupidity, grandfather, but children, you believe in love at first sight, in mine hello, granddaughter, my eyesight is failing me, yes,

i need to poke around, and my other character said, i’m old enough to run after women, bring them all here, the main thing, guys, is not to grow old with pepper. so, take care of your health, but this anecdote, you know, a maniac gets on the bus, it means a maniac is screaming, now i’m raping everyone, the girl says, at least let the grandmothers go, the grandmothers screamed, listen, cover your mouth, but

i’ll never have one grandmother i'll forget. how much internal strength does she have? what a strong soul, what a root, wow, not afraid of anything, not death he’s afraid, he’s not afraid of anyone, he says a seemingly simple phrase to the seller , son, but your fish is fresh, grandma, but it ’s still alive, well... and i’m also still alive, what the hell kind of pensioner am i to you,

i didn’t really have time to freak out before i see the world in my own way, it’s birds, flapping their wings to piss, the world is good for me, i belong to it, from the first infant breath, and the fact that i walk with effort does not mean at all that i feel bad , some sage said, you need to live in such a way that in your youth you are always drunk on events impressions, in old age from the hangover memory of these days.

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person and i need two basic things: silence and inspiration. on friday, you need to gain positive emotions, finally fall in love, damn it. oh, for some reason i like you, seriously, come on, character, i would even make you the hero of my novel. i'm not your prototype. i am a living person, and if i said that i love, then i love, only you didn’t tell me this, well, i’m telling you right now, yaroslav boyko and his impossible woman, this there will be a bomb on friday on rtr, the artist who will now take the stage is not only a talented parodist. but a very witty person, once on tour he decided to joke about ordering dinner to a hotel room in the voices of philip kirkorov, alexander rosenbaum and lyubov uspenskaya. jokes aside,

in the end he had to pay for three dinners. we welcome your applause on humorine, roman seletsky. hello sochi, how is the mood, can you imagine, some holiday is celebrated every day all over the world, now i want to discuss with you, and what are our stars’ favorite holidays? leonid agutin is too dear, international.

women's day, the salary has disappeared, the money has flown somewhere, the card is empty, here is the day of march 8, i thought about giving flowers to my wife and daughter, but flowers, oya, just like neg, a bouquet for each, a bouquet for each, a bouquet for each, enough and there’s no money, there’s no money, there’s no money, and also a chain, bam, and naked for sure, naked for sure, naked, naked for sure, i ’m sitting sadly, again oh gods,

a fabulous guy, abraham rus’s favorite holiday, this is a wedding, his once invited to a village party wedding, and after what he saw, it took him a very long time to come to his senses. so, imagine, country club, wedding, abraham ruso sings. russ you are in a white dress two. face in the salad three, look, the witness is burning, the cake is flying everywhere, the jellied meat is melting on the trousers, it’s just a mess, the mother-in-law is like a butcher, the father-in-law is looking for his jaw, he has filed the goose, he has brought it to life, the father-in-law is pinching his eyebrows with a fork, everyone is screaming

again, this love, cool singer iowa will now sing a cool song about a cool holiday, i once told a guy with my smile that i was going to give him 10 children. from of joy, he broke the tv with the remote control, grabbed the gun, but the stroke grabbed him first, the first of april, smiling from the hospital, so soon , returning, smiling, in a year i promise

somehow i’ll prank your mother, get better, don’t be scared, smile, hands up , warns, noting. wide maslenitsa, be careful, you celebrated maslenitsa, yesterday, you ate pancakes right up to five in the morning, and when you got bored with it, you lit a fire in the garden, you decided to scarecrow, took an ax, such are the things, there

is furniture in the house, turned everything into firewood and tricked i stuck some firewood in it, just blew it into the horn against the wind, blew it, blew it, blew it, lit up like a gypsy, the whole fifth point, thought, thought, thought, and then you rolled your point right up to the kidney, all in the snow so that it wouldn’t burn like jackson danced as dzhegurda screamed. friends, what do you think is the saddest holiday? birthday, valery leontyev would not agree with you. you answer my

question, what kind of holiday is so dear to everyone, and even though it is so inexpensive, and sometimes small to tears, this holiday is in every home, regularly flies in, but quickly melts away in waste, leaving you in a mess, dear friend, don’t be bored, send terya to the accountant with a baby’s smile, celebrate your pay day, dear friend, understand, even if it’s a small pile of money, it’s your pay, you got it, let’s go for a walk , thank you, but that’s not all, as bulanova sings, holidays are fun and different in our hectic life, guests are frequent, but

the most important holiday for each of you is your own birthday. and if anyone in this hall or in our tv viewers has a birthday right now, then i will congratulations, i wish you all the very best, and be loved, someone has a holiday, but today is their birthday? wow, happy birthday, have fun, happy birthday. the audience applauds roman seletsky,

just imagine. a person wakes up, has breakfast, goes out into the street, watches everything, remembers, then writes, i understand, writes complaints to various authorities, no, no, writes and reads it from the stage, and no complaints to you, on the contrary, sheer pleasure, clearly, this not just a person, he is a humorist writer, and his name is yuri khvostov.

clap, clap, everything is fine, it’s so hard when the wife is hysterical, well, so hysterical, all the time there are these screams, these scandals, they came to the sea, she says, go to bed earlier and take a seat, so i go, lie down, still arms and legs like that i spread it out to take up more space, i’m driving everyone away, in general, here she’s stuck, let’s be hysterical , at least you can get to the beach, that you’re lying in the elevator, mister lichka, we went to the sea on the train, i went to the carriage, the restaurant, to have a snack. i come back on the fourth day, i see some idiots sitting in our compartment, their faces so impudent, so everyone, well, i

punched them in the face with this impudence, so i threw them all out of the compartment, then my wife came in, let’s get hysterical, these are not our compartments, this is generally the driver’s cabin. how you climbed here, i remember how i climbed in, it’s a small town, i brought my son from kindergarten, oh, she screamed, oh, she said, when you put it on, look what you put on, she said, the sandals are not ours, and the overalls too not ours, and in general we have a boy, this is a girl, she is 52 years old, this is a teacher. i came to the kindergarten, i said, who wants to come with me, she went, hysterical, on march 8th i thought, i need to somehow pacify her, somehow so that she doesn’t scream, i think i’ll give her something, i say,

what should i give you? kisa, she says, well, it’s inconvenient to ask for a gift directly, i’ll give you a hint, i want something like this on my neck, so expensive, beautiful and what... well, i’m not a fool, i took the hint, i gave her a dog collar with lights, expensive 1.200 sparkles, even the eye you can tear it out, i don’t understand how to be hysterical, i recently found out that on the internet they give a lot of money for scandalous videos, well, i think that something like that could be filmed in scandalous, well, i came up with it from... my wife says: what a fool, how could you even come up with such a thing, and my mother-in-law says, why are you getting married, we need money now, we

need to buy a new washing machine, do repairs, we need a lot of money, but the video didn’t work because the mobile phone was a push-button one. in short, i decided to divorce this hysterical woman, marry a normal woman, briefly about myself, video blogger, owner of expensive, beautiful jewelry, waiting. the actress who will now appear on stage, all

her many images, subtle everyday the humor is taken directly from the people and this is the only case when the people are not at all offended when something is taken from them, on the contrary, they even rejoice and applaud, because the stage is magnificent, amazing, popularly adored by klara novikova. i’m so glad to see you, toasted, smoked, how wonderful, well, in general, you see, it’s the twentieth festival, it’s my anniversary too, yes, i never hide it, in general, i ’ll say 75. well, yes, we can imagine for my

life, how many times have i been announced on stage, who has not announced me, what artists i’m with didn’t go on stage, with whom i came out, i will never forget them, my adults, my amazing ones, my artists who taught me, studied, with whom i started, and i... i want to tell you that kolya baskov, who this festival is also hosted by kolya baskov, i’ve known him since he was 9 years old, he and my daughter, masha , went together to a music studio for children, i remember when i had my anniversary a few years ago, it was about five years ago ago, kolya announced me at this anniversary, and then he bowed to me, this young artist, then kolya baskov bowed, klara novova, said, it

’s her anniversary this year, kolya said, and i would like the whole hall to stand up, kolya said, to remember. and i stood nearby and the audience stood up to commemorate, because they wanted the best, but it turned out, how it turned out, what has never happened in my life, who i haven’t met on stage, who i haven’t... gone with, you can’t imagine where i just didn’t, i had a concert, my first in my life, a camp for high-security prisoners, you understand, the camp, the city of stepnogorsk, northern kazakhstan, accepts us artists, the head of the camp and says for a long time that we can’t do this, we can’t do that, we can’t use swearing , cutting objects, in general, they intimidated us so much, the men have been in prison for 25 years, so we are going to... this concert, this one along our

road these guys are standing in belly buttons, standing like that, suddenly i see our poster, i’m hysterical, i laughed so hard, they decided that i was a cuckoo, and this was our poster, the name of our program, we’re on the same path, you know, what, what everything is possible, everything, for some reason i remembered an old joke, maybe you know it, fever... since the refrigerator is terrible drives into moscow, and there are penguins in the refrigerator, they can’t live without the cold, they take the penguin to another city, he drives into moscow , the refrigerator suddenly breaks down, what to do , the penguins could die, the driver jumps out, he opens the car, he sees that there are already dead people there they're like penguins, only two are breathing, what should i do, he runs up ... a police car says, listen,

listen, help me, please , take this penguin, send it to the zoo, they will die, i will be responsible for this, wonderful guy, a policeman, stops the car, and a car is driving, an open mercedes, the boys are sitting there, music is playing all over the street , the policeman asks, guys, you’re just eating, don’t rush anywhere, well, take two penguins, well, take them to the zoo, thank god. everything is great, we left, 3 hours later, the same policeman sees the same car driving , the same boys, the music is still loud, two penguins with ice cream scoops are sitting in the back , the policeman stops, guys, i asked you to take them to the zoo, they they say we went to the zoo, went to the theater, and now we’re going to circus, these are the stories, this is some kind

of life, huge, beautiful, without you my life could not have been anything, you know. doctors, they have the hippocratic cage, they take an oath to treat, to heal the sick, we artists do not give such a hippocratic cage or any other, we don’t have one like that, but without an oath to love you, there is not a single artist, not one, and this is love for for many years, already... it seems to me that you will forgive me for taking this courage upon myself, it seems to me that it is mutual, for so many years, for so many years, i have been on stage for so many years to to you, so i believe, i believe, i think that i can say everything i think about, everything i want, everything, women, there is no age, no, i once came up with a phrase, a woman’s age

begins then when a cosmetic bag gradually becomes a first aid kit. yes, from time, but there is a phrase about men, i didn’t come up with it, not me , but it exists, and i took it for myself, age for men begins when call girls arrive in an ambulance, i want to tell you , mikhailovichvansky, and i have been friends with him for 28 years, we were together for 28 years, oh, he was an amazing person, and such an understanding, such, with such understanding treated women, and how he loved them

, so, so i want to tell you, mikhail mikhailovichnetsky said the phrase: we must run, we must run, we must run, i have to run, oh, but there’s nowhere, yes, i would run, how i would run now, how i would run down the street now , young, pretty, my god, my back is straight, my shoulder blades are apart, my hair is done, i ’m looking at myself in the window, i’m so pretty, i’d like to improve something in myself, but there’s no point, i run, run, run, past windows, oh, my favorite store, jewelry, my god, how many grooms i buried here, and what did i ask them for, that the crown of the russian empire, i asked for a small ring, a thin, small ring, as

a keepsake, i stood there, choosing in the window , turned to show him what i liked, but his trace disappeared, only... one told me: i will open this store for you, and i opened it, and i chose, and i tried it on, and i was happy until it worked alarm, and i ran, and where next did i run, i ran to a restaurant, i was invited to a restaurant, oh my god my, how i don’t know how to choose or order in a restaurant, i don’t know what anyone should pay there, i say that you don’t eat. i eat only nectars, wine, what kind of wine are you, i drink only rossa , and run, and run home, home, home, and eat, eat, eat, eat, as if i had already been married five times, run again, i’m running again, where am i running now, where, i’m running to work now,

you can’t even imagine what kind of work i have, you can’t even imagine what kind of team we have, and today we will discuss, denier to my friend zoika, my god, how she wanted her husband to be jealous, she did everything for this, she did it all herself, she almost became, no, wait, what is it called today, a woman of low social responsibility, right , yes, but a woman of high social responsibility, then who, well, i already ... ran, i already ran further, i run, run, run, and where am i now, to school, to my daughter, i’m running to my daughter’s school, by on the road, i mentally scold, why are you such rubbish, why don’t you want to study, why, and then i’ll see her,

i’ll hug, kiss, feed deliciously, i’ll think, my god, where will she have a thirst for knowledge, she’s all like her father, and she has a thirst for knowledge, he appeared only in the last grade, when he was drawn to the teacher, and i run, and i run on, i run on, do you know where i run next? to my beloved, my beloved, you know what love is, i want to breathe, no, not to my husband, to my husband later , to breathe in love, to breathe in his body, to breathe in his breath, and then go home to my husband to explain what you are i came up with it, yes i told you i’m not changing anything, is this treason, yes, i know that you love me like my homeland, i know that you protect me like a border, i know, i know, you tell me all the time, i need to live

away from sin, but what should i do? if i want to live closer? today i have prepared a song that i will perform for you for the first time, for the first time, i ’m a little nervous, i want you to hear it. apparently, something will have to change, giving in to compelling reasons; you don’t always have someone to laugh with or cry with. there is no one with whom i would like to wrap myself in someone’s soul, sit, keep quiet for a bit, i hope i will drive

the cold away from my doorstep, of course i can wait, i have an ocean of patience, and if there is no one to hug, then at least don’t turn off the heating. and what about public services, warmth cannot be measured by money, because just friendship can warm you up, i want to believe in it, i am my friends, i will try so that we can sing in chorus, there is no loneliness there... where the door is not closed, i can of course wait, i have an ocean

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then at least don’t turn off the heating. thank you, you give me hope, thank you, legend of humor

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the empress's new favorite was chosen without participation his serene highness, who is this, i ask, ekaterina, favorites, continuation, look at ptp on monday. and now i would like to tell a joke, but i won’t, is it really so indecent, no, it’s quite decent, it’s just stupid to tell jokes when there’s such a master as igor momenko nearby. people's favorite, igor momenko. thank you, the concert is over. so, the anecdote is as follows: golf club

, a moderately elderly man comes and says: i play golf well, but due to the fact that my vision is no longer a fountain, i often don’t see where the ball is flying, you can help? they say: no problem, we have a grandfather, 95 years old, but he sees everything. a sharp-sighted falcon, it costs 1000 inexpensively, we can help, he says, okay, he brings his grandfather in all kinds of socks with buboes, he says, dad , you can help, you see where the ball flew, he says: of course, son, hit it, it’s a swing, it flew away ball, i saw where the ball flew, yes, where, i forgot, pills for the concept of potency in bulls were brought to the collective farm, well, what a start, right?

well, the next day the collective farmers came to see what kind of miracle this was, earlier the bulls were corrected without pills, so they look at the drug, and one woman asks brightly, why are they so green? well. a herbivore, so that it could be confused with grass and fearlessly consumed, but why are they so big, well, a bull is huge, so the dosage is correspondingly large, the chairman is sitting in the corner, you can’t imagine how bitter they are, imagine a huge ship roaming the open spaces world ocean, and various... entertain guests, people are sitting, watching a magician, he shows various very interesting tricks, this is a professional of the highest degree, but someone hung up a cage with a parrot, and the parrot, not

only is the speaker, he also performed in the circus before, he knows absolutely all the tricks, all the clues, what goes where, only the magician will show, febravo, papaga says, a ball in a cylinder, or a rope in a pocket. this parrot has become enraged, and he is performing tricks, suddenly the ship is in a shipwreck, the ship is sinking, the poor magician is floating on a piece of a board, the butterfly is wet, a parrot is sitting on the other side of the board, looking at the magician, okay, i give up, where is the ship, the father is pretty tipsy, goes up to the fourth floor, opens the door, the whole family, everyone has been waiting for him for a long time, mother, children, she says, shame on you, semyon, you are the father of the family, the children take an example from you, here in

in particular, the older ones look at you, he wants to be like you, who he will be like, shame on you , you got drunk like a pig, he says, there are four skyscrapers, there is a man standing, smoking, “hello, social survey, struggle with smoking, how long have you been smoking? he says 30 years, approximately, horror, nightmare, but how many packs a day do you smoke? he says, up to two packs a day, approximately, how can you ruin your health like that, takes a calculator, you know, it’s an interesting little thing , the money saved, if you didn’t smoke, we could buy this skyscraper, no, of course, but a skyscraper you have it, no, but i smoke and my skyscraper. three foreigners come to

the office of a serious company to renew a contract, are greeted by a hospitable owner, he also tries to say something in english, we knew everything ourselves, he says: nice to meet you, sit down please, they sit down on the sofa, he’s talking to the secretary on speakerphone, nadyuzhenka, a small bottle of cognac, tea for these three treasuries, one says to two goats, i’m a translator, all our viewers will be just happy to see this artist, i categorically disagree, why else? because the audience, and especially the female spectators, will be happy not only to see... but to hear this artist

for the first time on the stage of the super festival of super singers lazarev. i'm not injured. and completely undefeated by you, i have learned to forgive, and my soul is pure, yes, in the morning we are vulnerable, i catch a taxi to a new address, it’s not you sleeping on my palms, my thoughts are busy.

perfume with a pleasant aroma, i will never confuse my smell, perfume with a pleasant aroma in my head, perfume with a pleasant aroma, i will never confuse your smell, perfume with a aroma in my head. i still don’t know what happened in between.

gunami, pressed inside, and i can’t cool down, you give me a forum, i’m inclined to be guilty, and i won’t deceive you, i love to fly out of the game, perfume with a pleasant aroma to me never do not confuse my smell, perfume with a pleasant aroma in my head, perfume with a pleasant aroma, i will never confuse your smell, perfume with a pleasant aroma in mine. with a

pleasant aroma.

the rossiya tv channel is broadcasting a news item, i greet you, i am maria sittel, hello, vgtrk war correspondent boris maksudov is buried in moscow at the troekurovskoye cemetery, order of courage. posthumously, in the gaza sector , another group of hostages who were kidnapped on october 7 should be released any minute. and this is footage from yesterday.