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hello, hello, good afternoon, dear friends, if you're on the channel. the call signs of humor parades sound, it means there will be a day definitely successful, definitely what the masters of the humor workshop usually joke about , karan, what do you think, well, we have no prohibitions, the palette of humor is varied, for example, diet has recently become a topic for jokes, oh, karen, this is a sore point, my friend obsessed with dieting, became interested in cooking , comes up with incredible recipes for dishes , as a result, she let me down and... she said briefly and clearly, in general, i cook well, but it’s not tasty, i somehow randomly read one recipe for preparing a diet dish, immediately fell in love with cooking, oh, i should know the recipe for this dish, karen, can

you remember it, i remembered it right away for the rest of my life, take 200 g of cognac, well, well, i really didn’t finish reading it, i like this dish. in this form, what diet do you follow, lenochka? oh, i will share my unique diet with the audience a little later, but for now, we are starting a parade of humor on stage, the incredible sergei drobotenko. i met this friend on the plane, we flew together from surgut, as it turned out,

he was an oil worker, his language was so interesting, and his story matched, he said something like this, well, well, i don’t know what to tell you, well , my profession is not very prestigious, not very prestigious, so when they ask what you do, i say, i’m a landscape designer, but in general i work on a bulldozer, i used to drive a tractor , yeah, only after one incident in the tag they removed me from the tag, well, what can i tell you, well, it was winter, the men-lumberjacks finished cutting down the forest at the edge of the forest, tomorrow i had to move to a new one , five kilometers from here, somewhere like that, yeah, the men in the trailer, while there was time, took up their professional duties, every pine

they’ve passed, but i think it’s worth waiting until tomorrow; now we can pick up the trailer with a tractor and move it, so to speak, without being distracted. the team , didn’t say anything to the men, i thought there would be a surprise, only the door to the trailer was tightly locked from the outside, well , few would go out to smoke, and there the taiga floated by, just as briefly in kaschin, i started the engine, everything rushed off, i looked, the hike, the men from the village are waving their arms, yelling something, well, apparently yes... we arrived at a new edge about five kilometers from here, somewhere like that, yeah, i’m the engine i turned it off, i approached the trailer, it froze, there

was no bottom, apparently it had frozen in the cold, and then i pulled away like a tractor. so this is what happens, the men were running inside the trailer all this time, i’m still standing, i think, i don’t see any signs of fun. yet the inner voice doesn’t just speak, it yells, there’s no need to open the door , it’s not enough, maybe people are sleeping, when i look in the window, the foreman’s head appears, he looks at me point-blank, and doesn’t blink, he’s all gray-haired, he’s planted a tall head. i say: nikolai kuzmich, well

, welcome, and he said something so formal to me, by first and last name, thank you - says schumacher khrenov, nikolaich, you’re not sleeping, as you can see, he says, i’m watching, thank you, you slept off, he pressed so gently. as if there were no wheels, thanks nikolai kuzmich, where are the rest of the men? and the men seemed to be rehearsing the answer to this question, they immediately answered in unison, where are they, when you hear the foreman say: “you brute, open the door,” oh, why are you leaving already? then he broke through them. how they started yelling during the interruption , do you hear, you bastard, when we waved our hands at you, didn’t that alert you? i say so

you decided, maybe you wished me a happy journey, yeah, and when we drove halfway, or rather, you drove through the filth, and we plowed every five lands, we waved to you again, here you imagined something, so i decided, maybe you want to quickly , oh well, and what are you all about me? better yet, tell me how you escaped there? the foreman says: “you are the dance of the little swans, remember? the same thing, turning into a pawn shop.” nothing, it was only difficult the first 3 km. then they got used to it, korobchenko and mikhailov even played cards while running. you will open the door no, i say: guys, what's the point? didn’t you want to talk right away? here's the story, guys

, i mixed up the edge, no problem, we'll be back now, and there 's another two kilometers, no more, it'll be easier for you, let's go the trampled way, korobchenko mikhailov, hang out with the deck, now everything will be, now everything will be fine, but don’t worry, lena, who do you think is a better cook , women or men, oh, karen, what a question, well, of course, women, uh, don’t tell me, men, by the way, also have good culinary abilities, yes what are there abilities, karen, let's be honest, everything that men can cook - dumplings, scrambled eggs, tea, coffee and boiled water, that's it, no,

no, don't tell me, i know one man, his wife went on a business trip, and on the fourth day of his wife’s absence, he prepared a new dish, it’s called assorted siberian, wow, and what kind of dish is this, he mixed three types of dumplings, amazing, and i remembered one story, one guy says: listen, let’s make beer okrozhka , he says: come on, just without any vegetables, sausage, eggs, just beer pour it into a plate, the man says, why put it on a plate, well, let’s eat okroshka from a bottle, so you guys are also those cooks, uh, don’t tell me, now a man will come on stage, here he is, a real cook, a cook with humor, he prepared a wonderful funny number, meet stage satirist leon izmail in

mayakovsky’s notebook there is such a note, the fool , instead of turning off the tap, tried to pour all the water out of it. now of course there are no such fools, because water now costs money, that’s right, no one will pour it all out water, another story is connected with mayakovsky, he was sitting in the same company and someone from the company asked: vladimir vladimirovich, you said that you are russian with russians, you are georgian with georgians, who are you with fools? maikovsky said, this is my first time with fools, but you already understood, yes, that we will talk about fools, in general there is a well-known proverb that we have two troubles, fools and roads, well, i won’t talk about roads,

next time, but i want to say about fools , i believe that society needs fools, that without fools, life would be insipid, here you are imagine for just one minute that everyone around you is smart, there are no fools, everyone is smart, and who will these smart people fool, i also want to tell you, not even the smartest person will think of what the last fool will think of, fools in principle everywhere is out of time, i remember at school the teacher told me what kind of volga? falls into the caspian sea , i was frightened and said the river, he said, that’s right, at our institute we had a mayor, military affairs, which means he led us, he commanded like that, through the vestibule with songs, the magicians had a ball, and they marched like cute, we not fools

that's right, one fool was asked how he manages to do so many stupid things in one day, he said, and i... stand up, well, what smart person would come up with such a thing, you know, doctors deal with fools most of all, one doctor i know, said , it means my patient comes and says: doctor, i don’t have children, it’s hereditary for us, my grandfather didn’t have children, my father didn’t have children, where are you from then, and i’m from minsk, another doctor tells me, one the patient says, doctor, i can’t even understand what to do, you know, the brother sent a telegram that he has child, was born, who exactly is the son or daughter , i didn’t write, now i don’t know who i am, uncle or aunt, but what do you think, there are no fools among scientists, that’s it, i, for example, read a guide to the city of kaliningrad, and there was it is written that the great german philosopher emmanul kalt lived in the 16th century in the city

of kaliningrad, and one of my friends, by the way, a doctor... sciences, looked at blondes for a long time, and then asked me an amazing question, he says: please tell me, why blondes dye his hair roots black, can you imagine what problems are bothering him? this doctor of science, one means a housewife, her plugs were knocked out, she called a repair team, two big guys in robes arrived, they entered this... well, a natural apartment, one the owner said, why is it so dark here? well, i want to tell you that borders also don’t matter to fools, i’m telling you in odessa, that means i’m asking some passer-by, a resident of odessa, i’m telling him how to get to the sea, how do i know, i’m on my way home from work, i asked someone else , how to go to the toilet, why do you need it, do you think they are joking, no, and so

way of thinking, in israel on the bus, you say, are you the next one to get off? i go out, and in front of you a man comes out, comes out, and you asked him, asked him, and what did he answer? well, another category , of course, are blondes, well, these are masterpieces, of course, without them it would just be boring, two blondes are traveling on a train, there is a tunnel in the train, one blonde says to the other, listen to how he gets into the tunnel, i’m in the garage -i can never get in, the blonde is driving in the car listening to the radio, suddenly the radio announces that you are listening to russian radio, she says: “how do they know that i listen to russian radio? and one, it means, a goyic guy stopped the blonde and said: your rights, she says, what is this, she says, well, such a small thing, there is your image, she rummaged in her bag, rummaged, rummaged , found a mirror, look, there is an image, she gives it to this traffic cop, the traffic cop looked, said, why didn’t you immediately say that you also serve in the police, i personally, personally

heard, as a traffic police car heard, tram driver, pull to the side of the road stop. on a cruise on the deck, the pool is lying there in swimming trunks, in swimsuits, men, women, women, young, beautiful and one tourist walks around the ship with a woman on her lips, they tell him, are you a fool or something, there are so many beautiful, warm, lively women, you ’re walking around with this inflatable woman, he says, yes, there’s going to be a shipwreck, i’ll inflate her and float, let’s see which of us is the fool. why am i telling all this, but because i believe that fools are simply necessary for any society, without fools, life would be boring and fresh, take care of the fools, because there are so few of us left, there is only one cold on the carnival

outside the window, today in this studio there are songs dedicated to pizzas, friends. andrey, evening show of andrey malakhov, today on rtr. dad, when we go to the amusement park, now dad will establish a business and every week we will go, dad,

sunday, igor is in intensive care at the koshirka, they said he will live, here is your phone number, some nika wrote to you, she was very worried when she was old life has fallen into pieces, you will have money for a house and the maldives. cum fool around, go back to your love, kiril, i ’m actually married, i have children, and that’s why i’m inviting you to lunch and not dinner, don’t rush to leave everything behind, you’re serious, this doesn’t concern you, i’m gone , because i realized that i can’t live without you, i can’t live without children, oncoming lane, sunday on rtr. the floor is precious, the walls are shaking, big changes have come, in the new season with a new renovation, with a slight

movement of the hand, we are making three different functional zones from this room, absolutely faceless, ideas are overflowing, we we want to turn the radiator into an art object , there will be a lot of surprises and a lot of work, plans are turning into projects before our eyes, i adore plants, i’m generally a plant maniac, real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our heroes, after dismantling, a lot will become clear, but dreams become a reality, as you see, let them into your home, big changes, every sunday on rtr. to spend time with children, we watch russian cartoons and

children's programs, we watch, in the application or on the website, we gathered about ten people, there were short calls, we are going to donetsk, you are with us, yes, when my fighters came running, they carried me away, another shelling began. they laid me down, lay on top of me, one bullet is still in me, and this is, let’s say, my trophy, we were hungry then, and here comes my grandmother, hungry herself, but she brings this kurba to the crowd and says: baby , feed the dogs, lend a helping hand, olga and i decided that we need to take the guys in, we got such caring people, support with a word, hello dear. and in fact, without your help you would not have survived, only ours can , honor and praise to you, what you do is

simply amazing, from monday to thursday, on rtr, hello, there’s some kind of tension than you are busy, the long-awaited secret investigations, we are already on assignment kabra doesn’t want to work so much, and excuse me , have tea, but she will have to, it’s time to go to work, work, let’s work, complicated matters, hidden motives, like the mood, work, unpredictable endings, i see that you have no rest either night or day and only one thing remains unchanged, well, this is my usual schedule, is something wrong? secrets of the investigation are back with us from monday on rttr. would you like

to participate in culinary competitions? yes, i was the chairman of the jury in a culinary competition of small nations. oh, nations so small that they practically do not exist. we searched for a long time, we even had to use a helicopter to do it. how interesting, i have never flown in a helicopter. as a specialist, you probably know why this big fan is spinning on top of the helicopter all the time. i'll tell you now, this is for so that the pilot does not sweat. come on karen , it can’t be, how could it be, while we were flying at one point the fan stopped for a second, we saw how the pilot was sweating, but we got there safely, in this competition, i took first place, oh, karen, tell me, what a culinary miracle you invented, i invented hunger pills, and they’re called cutlets. how

cool, of course, the cutlet, it’s round, koren, but with your pills you can only satisfy your physical hunger, so we will satisfy your emotional hunger, today on our stage oleg gazmanov, we’ll meet you if a tire bursts and a patient is waiting for the surgeon. and he forgot the scalpel and is quarreling with his wife, you tell yourself, at the end of a bad day, if only someone was waiting for me, if only someone was waiting for me, if all your affairs went down the drain, along the black line, you

suffered everything is like a dog. you tell yourself that at the end of a bad day, if only someone was waiting for me, if only someone was waiting for me, the ambulance will come, they’ll let you smell our atyp, and they’ll do something, and everything will be okay, you’ll say hello to the doctor, smile. in response to everyone and you will live in the world for many more years if the start is announced, but in the rocket you will remember, friend, that today, like hell, you didn’t turn off the iron, you tell yourself, at the end of the evil day, if only someone was waiting for me, if only someone -was waiting

for me. if your favorite dog, new shoes, lives, the intercom is your love, your voice is not recognized, you tell yourself, let it be, at sunset, the word of the day, if only someone was waiting for me, if only someone was waiting for me, the ambulance will come, they will give you a sniff . our hotel and they will do something and everything will be fine, you will say hi to the doctor, smile at everyone century, and you will live in the world for many more years, drink kefir in the morning, hold on to your friends, day in russian, peace to the world, in english,

pisu-pis. drink kefir in the morning, hold on to your country, because in russian, peace is peace, in english, pisu-pisa. and the ambulance will come, they’ll let you smell our ota and do something, and everything will be alright. you say hi to the doctor and smile. in response to everyone and you will please your friend for many years, and you will meet the dawn many times with your friends, and you will live in the world for many more years, after all , they say correctly, the way to a man’s heart lies through

stomach, how to follow this path. a man needs to be fed tasty and varied food. the husband says to his wife: honey, why do you have all the cutlets of different sizes? the wife says: i didn’t understand, you demanded variety in food, another woman complains about her husband, they lived, he saw the soup or didn’t like it, he liked it for two weeks, but today he doesn’t like it, and now a woman who knows the way to everyone’s heart will appear on stage viewer, meet the charming and charming elena.

hello? tanka, tanka, hello, are you my friend or what? then let me spend the night, yes, quarreled again, tanya, well , it’s not my fault that he’s such a freak, but i’m not talking to you, a pimple on a stick, with a friend, why, tanya, he asks me to tell you that your friend is an idiot, what do you think, how ... he means, masha doesn’t seem like him, oh , okay, he’s always having glitches, but shut up, i’m talking to a person, not you, tanya, that’s how i’ve been living for so many years, that’s it

with this freak, i just don’t know, well, you can’t imagine, once in my life, just once, i asked him to help, but what to help? yes barley jumped up in front of my eye, well, you know the folk remedies, you have to spit unexpectedly, everything will pass, but i asked him, like a person, i say, spit, just unexpectedly , i got up like that, i stood up like that and i’m waiting, and he suddenly says: look, a mouse i’m running, i’m like a sunrise, and he’s spitting, he spat in my eye, and in the other one, with such damn pleasure, so deliciously, as if they’d snatched it, well, can you imagine how offended i am, i’m standing there, all drenched, well

, of course i’m you know, i couldn’t stand it in response, and i said it so lightly to him that if i wasn’t happy, he started yelling, you almost hurt my eyes knocked out, i'm about to have a concussion, i say, ah, it would be something to shake, i showed you which eye, and you hit which one, he says, well, he missed, well , sometimes it's smaller, he says, yar when they spit on you , and so he’ll spit in my other eye, sadist, tanya, can’t you imagine what you’re doing? i don’t even remember right now, can you imagine, i grabbed something that my friend turned right into it, something that came to hand? pot? no, not empty, full, with borscht,

i just cooked it and can you imagine, straight i had to immediately, right to the last beet, you can’t imagine, he’s standing there red as a beet, covered in beets and his bald spot is covered with cabbage, there’s a blister on his shoulder, tan, well, i cooked more in natural oil, can you imagine, it’s not a man standing there, but a clean still life in a trough, and this still life is still screaming, tanya, the pasta is shaking right in his ears, tanya, well, i’m not some kind of fool to... pour pasta into borscht, right? did i cook them separately for the second course? so they were the second ones i came across, along with the colander. what? what compote, tanya? what does compote have to do with it? and on

third? no, tanya, for the third i cooked jelly. yeah, he also fell into the hands, but not for me, for him. and you imagine that. i’m standing with a stream of jelly pouring off me, squealing all over, as if a herd of cows had licked me, and he’s still yelling, oh, you’re a pest. what is this ? i say what? is this your lunch? it seems like i was hungry. here, now lick it off before it gets cold. he says: yes, i saw your slop in the coffin, you sick molokhovet. tanya, can you imagine, is he talking about my cooking like that? no, of course i am. well, not yulia vysotskaya with a ladle, i don’t perform on tv, well, i don’t

i cook mine, right? i know, i tried, i cooked, fried, steamed, while he was staring at the tv, and he is still disdainful, and i say, oh well, then get some cutlets, straight from the frying pan along with butter, fig for his photo card, well, what? i just fried it for 3 days, it was enough in a second, you can’t imagine what happened to him, he just had a seizure, he rushed to the refrigerator, he wanted to throw frozen chicken at me , it was so frozen in the freezer that he only tore off half of his legs, then 2 more spent an hour running around the apartment with a herring at the ready, oh, i got him i’ve never seen him so nervous, even when my... fell on him, why don’t you remember, my mother’s photograph was hanging on our wall, and he

sat down right under it, you know, he began to read the newspaper, just like he was hubbub here, i i climbed up to wipe off the dust, wiped it off, and turned away , and then suddenly, crap, i turn around, the hook is empty, the wall is bare. in this frame, instead of my mother’s head, his head sticks out, can you imagine, he pierced the portrait of my mother with his head, well, excuse me, mother-in-law of blessed memory, at least sympathize with me, no, no, he he started yelling, your hands are crooked , you almost killed me, i say, well, you didn’t kill me , that’s right, why yell, why yell, oh,

kanka, i wish i could have paid attention to him then callousness, this selfishness of his, no, no, i forgave him, you see, you see what he did, he ruined the whole dinner, oh, what, what was for dessert, tan. don’t even ask, watermelon, it’s such a pity, tanka, so ripe, chose it herself, and now it’s all on this freak, all that you puffed out your cheeks, and all you can do is a weak woman to humiliate, now you’ll be collecting everything from the floor, in general, we now have such a pigsty here, there’s nowhere to step directly, well, at our place

, yeah, at his place, i have a view, you know what, as if we’ve been tumbling around in a garbage dump for 2 days, oh, tanya , well, we’ll wash off there, spend the night, okay, tan, well, i’m responsible for order, i ’ve almost calmed down, don’t yell, and he calmed down too, tan, and in the morning this platypus goes to clean up, yeah, i’m just daydreaming, right i ran away, whoever did the shit, let him clean up, and i’ll go get groceries, you ’ll ask for food again tomorrow, oh i can’t, tanka, you only this, that’s what, you know, when we come to you, tanya, you suddenly spit in my eye, tanya, well, because the stye is not going away, probably from nerves, tanya? just spit in the right eye, don’t confuse it, and at the same time

in any one for prevention, tan, well, that’s all, we’ve calmed down, we’re coming to you, tanya, meet me. he started to get interested in drums, i think he was about four years old, he was drumming something on fireplaces, you’re such a little harry potter with

us, a little wizard, only without glasses, without glasses, yes, vision checks, look less into phone, play your instrument more and the word bezachok, this footrest , which increases his height, played a role, i’m delighted, let’s finish without joking, in fact, speaking about the playing of this young, my colleague, this is a wonderful virtuoso playing on one of my favorite instruments, bluebird, anniversary season. sunday on rtr, i came up with a brilliant plan, trust me, this is for you, i want to invite you to a restaurant today, i would be very pleased if you agreed, no need

to rush, ol, i’m over 30, i’m already old i’m wondering, nastya zadorozhnaya, your father died and left you... an inheritance, andrey chadov, are you courting rich heiresses? olya , by the way, is my wife, yes, listen, and you ’re smart, i need to get rid of her, an unsent letter, today on rtr, provocation is acquisitive behavior, there is a difference between a man and a woman, i noticed, then it turns out that my husband and my cat, the most intelligent creatures in our family. orientalism is some kind of parallel agenda, a continuation of the conversation in new episodes of our podcasts. and so as not to miss anything, subscribe, listen, watch on the media platform, watch. the first podcasts

we watch. it still hurts here, it hurts here, it hurts here. this disease never manifests itself. creeps up gradually, to be healthy, the most important thing is to remember the 3p principle. this, by the way, has been officially proven, proper nutrition, how to properly eat away stress, we need to choose those foods that are not harmful to overeat, the right medications, run to the doctor, medications are like crutches for us, and the right habits, and won’t they slap us, kefir, and... i’m not afraid of this word, our health , about the most important thing, from monday to friday on rtr, look, love is when you look in one direction, look, look, look

, if you want to look, look, let ’s look, look, well, look at the screen, look, take it out of me. look , sign the agreement, we sign at the same time, one, two, three, sign, look, look, maybe we’ll go to my place, just watch a movie, many of you check your email first thing when you wake up, and i, of course, am no exception. the champagne opened. do you want to get a sea of ​​positive emotions? tours to abkhazia, i was on holiday for a week, i could barely fit into my skirt, you are at the right address, here they will lift everyone’s spirits. kesha wants to read, please read. kesha can't

read. but a man has to earn money, yesterday i earned such money from my wife, i kiss him. the morning mail is on the air and i, its presenter, nikolai baskov, the most positive, the morning mail with nikolai vaskolov, on sundays on rtr, dad, when we go to the amusement park, now dad will establish a business and every we’ll go for a week, dad, sunday, animation on the koshirka, they said you’ll live, here ’s your phone number, some nika wrote to you, she was very worried when the old life fell into pieces, there will be money for you to buy a house. and the maldives , stop fooling around, go back to your love, kiril, i’m actually married, i have children, that’s it, that’s why i’m inviting you

to lunch, not dinner, don’t rush to leave everything behind, you’re serious, you dare not concerns, i left my parents because i realized that i can’t live without you, i can’t live without children, oncoming lane, on sunday on rt. you you know, karem, my friend came into the store and asked me to weigh 7 kg of meat for her, the seller says: okay, i weighed it, then he says: will you take it, she says no, i just gained 7 kg and wanted to see how much it is, and here i am i almost became a vegetarian after i read the recipe for one dish, listen, boar skin, owl claws, oh, mouse tails e-125, oh, e-834 and so on, what is this, what do you

think, karen, this some kind of witch's brew, no, this is a recipe for canned pate, karen, don't take this by the way, i know the recipe for a love potion that no man will refuse, not one, you know karen, it’s fragrant. for boiled borscht with sour cream and pies with meat, oh, and if you spice it all up with funny jokes and witty practical jokes, as our artists know how to do, then no one will refuse this dish, meet natalya koresteleva and yuri khvostov on stage. setyok, that angelina petrovna, i ’m late for work, that setyok, i feel it’s my time

to die, oh, what a grief, what a tragedy, oh, how are we now without you? we will live, oh yes, what can i say, nina petrovna, you still have to live, yes to live, tfu-tfu-tfu, god forbid, with pleasure , but help me not to die, help me, help me organize funeral ceremony, so that everything goes smoothly, organized, and not like your wedding, so you ruined our wedding, the host said dearly, i will... lead, the singer dearly, i will sing myself, dearly, i will undress myself until they were naked,

then they led them in this form and sang again, that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, whoever remembers the old one, as they say, eye, by the way, about the eye, when you peep into our bedroom, at least don’t give me advice on what to do, that snake whisper of yours, slow down, don’t rush it, that you’re jumping like crazy on the trampoline, at least wait, when tanka comes, oh, i’m dying, the work of my whole life is lost, what does it matter, it’s a matter of joy for you, vovik, as many times as i can repeat, i’m not vovik. i am vladimir, here is putin, vladimir, and you are vovik, that means, look, vobik, rob, put

me face down, why, i don’t want to see how you rejoice, now, then, remember the menu for the wake means oysters, ama. this is very expensive, and i want your tears at the wake to be sincere, so now look , look at it, so here is the list of mourners, so they all died a long time ago, and this is the list of the greeter, i got it mixed up, but...

here is the list mourners philip kirkorov, stas mikhailov, morgensterl, lady gaga , nikolai baskov, have you eaten all the fam, or something, i’ll really cross out baskov, well, he ’ll take all the flowers, so, well, now, now what’s left choose the date when i will leave this mortal world. so that means i can’t do the fourth, i’m having a manicure, the fifth is eyebrow tattooing, the seventh is epilation of the bikini area, listen , i don’t have time to die, i can do the sixth, but how can i go from the seventh for hair removal if i die from the sixth, i can’t die on the sixth, i

’ve already paid for the epilation of the bikini area... i’ve already paid for it, damn it’s saving money, on the sixth, so on the sixth , that’s it , i’ll go for you later for epilation of the bikini area, whatever you wanted, don’t worry, vovik, just in case i don’t have time to repent, go to the priest, let him atone for my sins, here i am i made a list of my sins, this is the first volume, this is before graduation, it has pictures, with pictures, don’t peek, and the main thing is to make the monument to me more expensive, which one is more expensive, anzhelina petrovna, now there is a crisis, no one has money, cheaper, on the contrary,

i need it, i already found it, by the way, it’s wonderful... look, here on avito, second-hand, well, nothing, almost not damaged, but it says here, sleep well, dear fedor, well, i’m not fedor, what are you capricious, lord, what difference will it make to you, we still have to choose a coffin, here is the catalog coffins , look, they have huge discounts now, there are 2 days left, so let’s make it five times more expensive, it hurts your eyes, lie back in comfort, i like this model, this one, orthopedic base, three angles of the mattress, you look at the price, at the price, it’s very expensive, here, here’s your option, look, the model is called an economical blind man’s buff, come on, it’s small.

30 by 40 cm, how can i fit in there? well, you somehow fit into your suitcase when you wanted me to take you to sochi on the train for free, then you didn’t let me out of there for 3 days until i i didn’t gnaw a hole, but i forgot that i forgot, i forgot to take your teeth away, but you’re just a miser, we opened a dance circle for sick, elderly, gray-haired cucaracha, so you didn’t give me 5,000 for the circle, but maybe i want to dance, cha -cha-cha, what a cha-cha-cha, you have one leg that doesn’t bend, you’re dragging it behind you like a log, you’re breaking the other leg, a nerve is pinched in your hand, it shoots up like a barrier, why don’t

you start it, we what else to choose? i have already chosen everything, we can even rehearse, just imagine, the hall is buried in flowers, you are lying lifeless, that you are falling apart like a queen, an economical blind man, i am standing at the head of the head and the music is playing, i am somehow happy! obik, have you gone crazy , what have you got to do with it, this is my day, the day of my funeral, about the day of your funeral, okay, the best day, how can you not understand, how can you not understand, what does this have to do with you, and this song should be about me, it should reflect my inner essence, okay, about your

inner essence, play that one over there that i chose, play it here, there, there, here and there, so don’t go back and forth, here , there, there, only there, without throwing these , that's it, that's it, come on, come on, not ours, not yours, give a neutral song, okay, let's neutral, i'll evaporate while running, i'm flying like a bird, well, it's suitable, yes, okay , you come, i’ll take pictures for you, let’s mourn you in silence, okay, mourn without a sound, oh, i’m still dreaming, lovik, remember, in

the casing, i sewed up my stones, three large stones, leaving petrovna, rubies and diamonds , that the gallbladder, the only thing that would bring me back to life is the cha-cha-cha, grandma dancing the cha-cha-cha - this is nonsense, a seventy-eight-year-old grandfather who does not remember who he is and where, the president of america, this is not nonsense, oil is getting cheaper, gasoline is becoming more expensive, this is not nonsense. kuzova plays for you in the house, this is not nonsense, but grandma wants to dance, cha-cha-cha,

nonsense, that’s it, i’m dying, vovik, even though i didn’t love you, similarly, i bequeath to you 10 million, yes, you are a holy woman, i love you , i always adored you, i just hid you, angelina petrovna, i must confess to you, i spat in your soup every day. i forgive you, my child, on the verge of death, we all become kinder, especially since i still

swapped our plates every day, and didn’t listen to the end, i bequeath to you 10 million up to... at 700% per annum, that’s it, i’m leaving, where are you going with such debts, nina petrovna, this what kind of rudeness is it for those who didn’t pay to die, how can you live, lord, that’s it, that’s it,