a collection of the stupidest crimes, here are examples: the notebook is there, and i am that same collector. a young man with a shotgun entered the store and demanded cash from the cash register. after he took the money, he saw a large bottle of vizka and immediately demanded to include it with the money, but was refused. the seller doubted whether the robber was over 18 years old. they argued, after which the robber took out his passport and presented it to the seller. he read it and gave the bottle. we separated for a short time. after 2 hours, the robber was caught by the police in his own apartment, so how the seller reported the name and address indicated in the passport. such is the stupidity of the robber. here is another very meaningful

example without a meaningful act: a certain lady went to the police with a statement about the theft of a car, reporting that her mobile phone was left in the car. the officer called on the phone and said that he was calling based on an ad in the newspaper, he had long dreamed of buying such a car, they made an appointment, met, arrest, trial, prison, all kinds of eccentrics we have.

let me see, i say, i just asked, i he’s a very trusting person , everyone constantly deceives me, i say, you have a lot of questions, they say, well, judging by your apartment, not very much, you’ve already answered half of the questions, now the second part, how much do you get, i say, i’m trying not to no one to argue with, we mean you have money, i say i have a wife. therefore,

i consider the question about money not politically correct. well, well, where does your wife keep her money? i say, she doesn’t keep them, does she invest them in some kind of investment? i say: yeah, in investments, in nails, hair, eyelashes. tell me, do you have any valuables in your apartment? i am. you bought it a month ago, what? three bags of sugar and 20 packs of buckwheat. perepit says: we mean what they don’t eat, i say, no one eats buckwheat here, but why do you buy it, i say, why? for confidence in the future, we have an ancient custom, as soon as fullness comes.

values, i’m talking about, well, some eternal ones, well, i don’t know, maybe you have, for example, a piggy bank, i’m saying, how did you know? what do we have mother-in-law is visiting the census talking about, what is this mother-in-law doing? i say, what do you tell her, how she has been saving for so many years with a pension, she hasn’t given a ruble to her grandchildren, that’s who she is after that, she even has a greedy maiden name, although her mother-in-law proves to everyone that she is greedy, my father-in-law personally told me. when at her and his mother-in-law’s wedding

the guests shouted bitterly for the first time, he kissed his mother-in-law for a long time, then he said he ran his tongue in his mouth and the gold tooth disappeared. so the mother-in-law still hasn’t admitted that it was she who kissed him, to correspond, she says: by the way, by the way, and do you have gold in your apartment? i said: of course, there is, in the next room we have an old family icon in a gilded frame, it helps against all evil spirits, if a person comes to you with evil thoughts and you show him this icon, the person immediately begins to shake, i’ll show it to you now , the women say: no, no, no, no, no, we ’ll probably go to your place, in fact , there’s nothing to rewrite, i say, where will you go without a treat, one of them is snarky to me, she says, you treat us, don’t be afraid , you want

buckwheat with sugar, i say, why? water with a glass, ran to the kitchen , tinkered there, gave them some water, i say, if you have no more questions left, they say: there is one question, but you are unlikely to use it, i say, than with a bank card, i say, i i don’t like these cards, why? yes, because they are a scam, you go to an atm to withdraw, for example, 500 rubles. it’s as if this atm contains the entire budget of the country. but it still gives out one piece of paper, but they are completely sad, i say, don’t be upset, i say, it’s a plastic card, i’m not there, yes, i have it virtual in my

phone, but i don’t remember where the phone is lying around, one says: you’re mine, call me, it’ll be found right away, she gives me her iphone.

you know them, and my neighbor’s window was sealed here for 27 thousand, i want to prepare for their arrival, i want to print six five-thousandths on a color printer, imagine, i give them 30 thousand, and they give me three change, but it’s real.

humorous poetry is also one of the facets of humor, humor, humor. it's not so easy to fit humorous and philosophical thought, but from my point of view the most difficult thing is to put a bright joke into four lines so that it turns out clean. five verses in a duet are not enough, the temp is not the same , the volume is not the same, so let’s step up, the three of us will shop, male friendship is good, so is

devotion, everything happens between friends, but not pregnancy. in sixty-two, friends, i went on stage, i was in such a set then, we weren’t even in the project, but now the classic is on, about the mother-in-law, come on, this is past the mother-in-law’s bed, i don’t go without jokes, then i remember under i'm wearing a blanket, then i'll lie in my boots. now it’s a social topic, this is necessary, come on,

a new fur coat, my wife is trying to demand it, i sent it to gazprom, where dreams come true, a horror movie, please, a horror movie, since sasha was walking along the highway, she wet her ear, if she were walking along the sidewalk, then alive. left, about pop music, come on, about pop music, it’s fashionable, you and me, just three words, three chords and it’s done, stas mikhailov simply saved us from abstruse songs, let’s talk about me , about sand me, in words, they say, petrosyan ’s a pillow of a mountain of lard, but... you can hear how chews, but doesn’t let stepanenka, let’s talk about

me, come on, come on, they say that our baganych really likes to drink at night, if necessary, then it’s night, he can drink not at night, that’s all, dear viewer, we.. .they tried their best, but what’s wrong, sorry, all the complaints are against him, i used to be like a candle, i was warm like an ilgich lamp, happily blinking easily, energy saving. how the wife bought a fur coat, became mischievous, became rude, it was all because of that

mink, there was a scandal, the animal suffered madly, at night her granddaughter unexpectedly came to her grandmother in jeans , she got up in a mess, everything is fine, her pants 103 patches, my husband’s wife hit her husband with a copper basin, how much in vain, and now he speaks chinese without a dictionary. between birch trees, meadows, basekondo on the grass, mchitsa fresh after the bath, russian guy depordeya , on new year's eve, smeared milk with ketchup, all from the crown to the legs, no damn, hot dog, we won't make jellied meat anymore, we'll cook it with the family on new year's day, i froze my ear in it, testing my snob with my cheek. the wife has been fasting for the fifth day, she dreams of sausage at night, her husband cries, ivan ivanovich, she chewed all her ears during the night, since

the scratches hurt you, you laughed here and there, so we sang chistushki, not for aliens, you promised to call? everything has piled up and you can’t breathe out at all, three stabs, the abdominal area, and we have him as good as new, only a loud crime can decorate any holiday, bring the whole team together, well , a scandal, again a scandal for the whole city, or marya sergeevna’s birthday, gentlemen, ladies, attention, surprise, this is for you. and where are you going? secret investigations are with us again. okay, it worked,

thanks. continuation, watch on monday on rtr. tea, honey. how to love a person to take and come to him. what is a strong family built on? the question is, of course, interesting. on love, what beautiful girls, i thought, he knows how to do everything, this is what a person lives for, he should have a continuation, what is a good conversation based on, trust? i ’m so contradictory, my wisdom and cunning have turned on, my eye is burning, that is, well , if you noticed, even when everyone is at home, on sunday on rtr. where is he? he packed his things

and left. your dad cheated on me. let's see on the weekend. of course, we will treat your daughter, let's do chemotherapy. i beg you, do everything you can. there is almost no hope. i want to see you grow so much, but i can't. but she left our only joy for manechka. the only relative . the old man changed his will in favor of his granddaughter. anna, that means i have a daughter, the girl’s mother recently died, you are the first candidate for custody of her and her capital, the only chance to get rich, go to daddy, daughter, in the very near future we will submit documents to deprive valentina of the round mikhailovna from the century, what to do next, how to live further, the only joy,

today on rtr. luka became interested in music quite early at the age of four, to become a good stapler, you need to treat your profession with love, you are a small boy, but already a very big musician, thank you, but i still...

the palette is truly as wide as possible, here please, a monologue, a story that takes into account the individuality of the artist. listen, it’s nothing other than the people who have lost their minds, listen, they can’t really explain anything, here’s an example for you. i met a girl on the platform, sister , i picked a branch of lilac along the way, i’m standing, waiting, at exactly 22.40, right on schedule , the train arrives, i’m with flowers , three eagles fly out of the car, and without saying a word, they start to torment me, yes so you can’t get a word in,

parking? exactly a minute, exactly on schedule , they stopped beating, jumped into the vestibule, they said , tell the gray one, the same thing will happen to him, listen, how do i know which gray one missed the train track, listen, he lay there for a whole week, until... healed, well, think for yourself, well, no we live in a madhouse, maybe there is something very important, but seri doesn’t know, when she became numb, i went to this platform again,

again to meet the girl, i picked a lilac branch along the way, i’m standing, waiting, i’m thinking, what if the lilac branch , this is a conventional sign , whoever beats him with a light, throws the lilac away out of harm’s way, at exactly 22:40, exactly on schedule , the train arrives, again three of them fly into the eagles, again they got rid of him for his dear soul, he says: tell the gray one, the same thing will happen to him . i wanted to ask which gray one, but without you can’t talk teeth, two weeks. lay there in a layer, well, what should i do, i think we urgently need to look for serov, while he’s still alive

, i asked the neighbors, it turns out there is such a bandit named seri, everyone knows, shkolnaya street, building 42, building three, apartment 287, fourth floor, fifth entrance , i ring the doorbell, he opens... this is a man, when i saw him, they immediately understood, sir, it’s only a pity that i got what he was entitled to, i ask so intelligently, i say, i’m very sorry, it’s you, comrade series will be, he says, i, and what questions, huh? “you , you, look at me carefully, keep in mind , the same thing will happen to you, seri was even happy, you’re threatening

a bastard, alone, you swept me away so much. those three didn’t even dream of it, when i started to breathe, i say, you shouldn’t do that cleared up, comrade server, the guys asked to pass it on, i passed it on , he says, what guys, show me, i say , no, i can show you only in 2 weeks, well, yes... well, so that there were no overlaps, i

handed a bouquet of lilacs to the gray one, exactly at 22:40, exactly on schedule, the train arrives and... from carriage like cuckoos from a clock, three eagles fly out, but i managed to say, i took off my gray, gray jacket, he said, boys, what a complaint, these eagles folded their wings, they say we need another one from the series. “sorry, bro , for the confusion, this guy clearly mixed up something , he points his finger at me, word by word,

they measured each other, and friendship, as you know, is sealed with blood, four of them, they made me out of me...” they made a chop, it’s good that amon was passing nearby at that time, comrade, i ’ll say this, as long as there’s riot police, you can sleep peacefully, these amonites instantly scattered everyone in different directions, scattered everyone, but they hit me, how? that only on the second day i realized that

they had not beaten me before, but i apologize for the expression of love, they spanked me on the ass, i still have sparks before my eyes, eternal in my brain. bengal fire, as they say , is a holiday that is always with you, at least the doctor said, there will be sparks for another 2 years, but, but, but i will draw a conclusion if anyone on the street ever asks me what time it is, i put my feet in my hands and run naked... i’m no longer take it, as they say, out of harm's way.

in our program humor, humor, humor, we show works from different years, both modern and classic examples of humor, creating a cheerful mosaic, pictures of our life, urging us to smile at life, despite the difficulties that frighten us, because how can you look if you look at it in a fun way , a completely different matter, bad news - everything is bad, there could be good news. already, one man stepped on a rake, until it broke, well done, hello, this is pyotr semyonovich kurchkin, yes, yes, i’ll tell you i’m listening, pyotr semyonovich, you’re also worried about your wife, we recalculated the utility bills, and it turned out that we previously...

counted you incorrectly, as a result, you owe us 23,000 rubles 42 kopecks, hello, what did you say, can’t i hear you well? and hello, i repeat, hello, i repeat, you have accumulated a debt, the dock has rolled, no, this is a mistake, i don’t have any idea that you, pyotr semyonovich, you can hear me well, right?

go where do you go all the time? hello, pyotr semyonovich, you owe us 23,000, you ’re swearing, dear, why do i need to go to the matic, i don’t i need to motich, here is a deaf grouse, but now i can hear? “hello, pyotr semyonovich, you have a debt , a congestion, oh, well, a congestion, your head can’t think straight, you need treatment, honey, he’ll best help you , it’s so damn peppery, shove it in, he, i

say, you have a debt, i and i say , horseradish and pepper will help you a lot, shove it, grandpa , you have a debt, i’m from zheka, zheka, and your name is zheka, and zheka, grandpa, send us some money, come ashore? and what do i have to do with it, what are you doing? grandfather, i’ll bring you a receipt, take me to the dance, i’d like to get to my bed, then so, i’ll come to you personally now and you ’ll pay me for my services, honey, but i haven’t used the services of people like you for a long time.

the chrysanthemums in the garden have bloomed a long time ago, but you don’t understand, you have to send payment, send it to the ward, apparently she’s really sick in the ward, i recommended the recipe to you, to hell with the pepper for that... conscientious, i hope for your conscience, that you will pay for everything, ah, oh, i say, there is hope for you, what kind of clothes am i wearing, panties and a t-shirt with a hole, what kind are you wearing? no, oh my,

so, now i’ll come to you personally, and you pay me everything, hear, hello, the subscriber is temporarily insufficient, so, i’ve arrived, knock-knock-knock, who’s there, it’s me, from the office, open up. listen, zheka, aren’t you sometimes afraid that i’m a sexual maniac, then open it, look through the peephole, i’m not scary, so you’re a pensioner’s nightmare,

grandpa, don’t you want to let me in? well, open the door, stick your hand out, i’ll give you a receipt, i can’t, i have a terrible illness, the door won’t stick out, it won’t work, well, stick out at least two fingers, but one won’t fit you. average, grandpa, stick out at least something, honey, if i could stick something out,

would i start talking to you through the peephole, grandpa, open the door, take the receipt, why are you so stupid, stick it through the crack under the door? what is it, it doesn’t stick through, i was counting on it, push it under the next door, i pushed it through, oh, it’s not your door, but as you guessed, it’s the door of your office’s boss, so let him pay you for everything.

on december 14 at 12:00 moscow time, summing up the results of the year, vladimir putin will answer questions from journalists in the studio, as well as questions received from russian citizens. ask your question to the president through the moscow website defis puutinu.ru by phone +7 495 539 4040. +7 499 550-40-40. results of the year with vladimir putin. live broadcast on december 14 at 12:00,

this is for you, well, get some sleep, gentlemen, just a minute, attention, today is a big day, a big holiday, dashing, it’s been a long time since we’ve been with you. the whole brigade, just looking at the platform, on sunday, i dedicated this song to all the girls, women, oars, from the villages,

the best people of our land came from there, from the common people, it’s so wonderful that you exist such songs from the bottom of my heart. you can forget about the children, i went to all the doctors here when i found out, but everyone said the same thing. “i also miss my mother very much, i would run for her right now to the ends of the earth, the girl is missing, you are the father, yes, remember where she could have gone , any versions that i’m worried about, a stupid situation, she just thinks that you are her mother , i don’t know how to dissuade her, daughters, on friday at rtr we gathered

about ten people into the first group, there were short calls, we are going to donetsk, you are with us, yes, when my soldiers come running, they carried me away, another shelling began, they put me down, lay on top of me, one bullet is still in me, this is, let’s say, my trophy, we were hungry, here comes my grandmother, she’s hungry herself, but she’s carrying this kurpa to the crowd , says: baby, feed the dogs , lend... a helping hand, olga and i decided that we need to take the guys with us, i came across such people who care, support them in word, hello, dear soldier and in deed, without your help you would did not survive, only ours can, honor and praise to you, what you do it, it’s just amazing, from monday to wednesday on rtr. what does

a woman want? alas, no one knows, sometimes she herself doesn’t know. of course, so that they love her, so that they want someone to go crazy about her, so that they admire her appearance when they meet, and see her off for a long time, looking after her, so that. the day was not difficult and the evening was long, and so that her face would hide for how many years, so that at night a handsome man would squeeze her in his arms, very tenderly, very romantically remind her of the feminine essence, so that in the morning she would wake up shamelessly happy, washing off in the shower. smiling

meet a new day. a man can be a banker, mow grass, chop wood , rule this whole world, but a woman is always right. my boyfriend , with whom i had been friends for a whole year, once told me if i could at least lose 5 kg for his sake, and i lost weight like a fool, and my figure slipped, i rejected kebabs like a fool, i skewers, while i gnawed dryers, non-chicken carcasses, moved to quiet, he's some kind of bigot. yes, my cat

ran into the yard yesterday, and i followed him, shedding tears, how could i have known that he climbed onto a birch tree, and i screamed like a fool and wandered around dejectedly, where are you vasya, vasyura, who am i going to pet, a man comes up here, yes. why are you shouting? i’m vasily nikitich, if you want , i’m watching a series about two lovers, i was watching it in the evening as usual, suddenly he kissed her, not with the same passion as usual, and i was crying like a fool, tears were streaming down my cheekbones, in my soul. it was gloomy , why do people feel bad, compared to this, i

’m just happy, i only have a mortgage and four divorces, the house is about a kilometer away, the car stopped working, and my husband immediately suggested to me that he should drive, and i pushed. and i i pushed like a fool, i resisted like a fool, right without a smoke break, i pushed for a kilometer, when i finished pushing, i found out the whole truth, my husband had gasoline. i saved money to go fishing , my husband called me to the dacha, it needs to be completed urgently, he said that he would saw, plan, and i would sit, smell flowers, and i planed like

a fool, nailed like a fool, turned like a fool, mahler, that... hurray and i didn’t have to play around for anything for 3 days, and my beloved chacha was drinking chacha as a neighbor in the dacha, i finally met him, the one i dreamed of and proposed to me, him i started feeding him, and i cooked like a fool, i stewed like a fool, here ’s a baked chicken for you, dear yura, during the affair he probably ate a lamb, and he said, it’s too early for me to get married, we sang to you about men

like that vicious and insidious, and how can we swear every time that they will become different, and we believe them like fools, we drink with a disorder of the mixture, but it is so difficult to correct their masculine nature, i ask the president, let him create a ministry for remaking affairs, all men are perfect. what is our mentality? why foreigners they can’t understand us for an hour. someone made a joke in

response to this question. ah, they can’t understand, but that’s what they need, then. only our people can feed. “don’t be afraid of me, coward, we saw our igor momenko with a bear, just like that, yeah, why does the russian soul require vodka, and not dry wines, but because vodka should be drunk with a friend, and wine with cheese, only our people can 10 hours without strength, and then heat the bathhouse to 110, go there, as they say, to freshen up, only our man can store in the refrigerator not only a medicine, but also a bloodworm. there is such a joke, you can’t see anything at all,

the driver said and increased the gas, like this, or like this joke, you sit down. western people , when they feel bad, go to a psychologist, yes, eastern people withdraw into themselves, our people go on a visit and can drink a glass of vodka so that everything calms down, all over the world horseradish is classified as a plant, and a walrus as an animal, right? only here they are crossed in an incomprehensible way, our mysterious soul, foreigners, keep in mind that our man will not only send, but will also go to see him off, and how! friends, i

they said that back in soviet times , a delegation from japan came to penza and they were driven around for a whole week. said, i am deeply convinced that foreigners will never cease to be surprised in our country, they will never really understand either our mentality or our culture.

in winter, men were transporting a coffin in a truck to the village, empty, men in the cab, a coffin in the back , driving, winter, frost, the road, well, not that bad, in russia, the road is called the place where... you are going to drive, grandfather votes, why are we animals, why not

give him a lift, winter, frost, the men honestly tell him, father, there’s no room in the cab, jump into the back, there’s really a coffin there, if you’re not afraid, jump, but winter, frost, there’s no soul to be found, in fact, the grandfather has options, jumps into the back , they drive on, winter, frost , grandfather dies, glances sideways at the coffin with his lelon eye , feels a little more, and the thing will find its owner, what kind of prejudices are there, i beg you, spat, lay down inside, lowered the lid on top so as not to blow, left a small crack for air, life is getting better, no... further, soon two girls will vote, well that we are animals, why not throw it up, the men

honestly tell them, girls, there’s no room in the cab, jump into the back, there’s really a coffin, but that’s okay, you and your kids won’t be bored if they knew how boring they’ll be with kids, the girls climb into the back, there is no sign of the old man, they decided, probably, the men had the dead man in mind, they drive on, man, he quickly gets used to everything, and the girls soon got used to it, zero attention to the coffin, on the side it’s uncomfortable to sit, soon one of them plucked up courage and sat right on the lid, near grandfather, as in the song, disappeared... sunny days , oxygen is rapidly running out , something needs to be done, grandpa didn’t find anything better,

he took it from below and knocked, and the man in the cold, he doesn’t think straight away, hearing a knock between his legs, the girl on autopilot asks who is there, grandfather, yours, girl, come in. grandfather, open up! then it dawns on her who she is talking to, she flies up two meters and lands back on the side. a friend asks in fear, what’s wrong with you? you won't believe it, i heard a voice, where, from there? to which her friend says to her: i warned you, the second bottle of port was unnecessary. they drive on, winter, frost, grandfather looks through the crack, his face is astonishing, like the russian flag, his lips are white, his cheeks are blue, his noses are red, i

don’t know if he read carnegie, but he definitely remembered carnegie’s main postulate, treat people like this, how do you want them to treat you, grandfather decided to give up the heated place, now imagine your eyes. when, for no apparent reason , the lid of the coffin is thrown back, grandfather stands up and joyfully shouts, great, ladies, well, let's switch, it's amazing, the girls haven't done acrobatics before, here it 's easy to somersault over the side, it's such a blessing that the truck was stopped at a traffic light. cornegie writes, if you feel that you are to blame , you must definitely apologize, definitely, the grandfather went to make peace a minute later, the girls

listened to him and said: you know what, s... growl, we saw your apology in the coffin, do you think he felt better, so i’m saying, i don’t know how it is there, in russia you have to be very, very careful when approaching carnegie’s teachings! today in the section did you know where we are going we periodically contact you and, to some extent, makes you smile, we will tell you about interesting facts from the life of insects. on the planet , more than 26 billion

insects live in inhabited areas on every square kilometer.

a rancha can eat an amount of food equal to its own weight; per day, this swarm eats four times more food by weight than all the inhabitants of a large metropolis. oh, my god, they happen everywhere, go, listen, go away, there are about 400,000 known ones. the weight of insects that all the spiders on earth eat in a year is greater than the combined weight of all people living on the planet. a female cockroach

is capable of laying more than a year. the organs are very fragile and easily break , which is why the insects are born as a spare, it’s settled down well, i must say, some females begin to devour males even during mating, my god, what a nightmare i ’m telling, thus the deceased father

becomes food for his offspring, and the cubs ... 130 times its length. two more phrases about insects that i noticed on the humorous web. once the bees realized that they were being blatantly exploited, they themselves learned how to dilute honey. this is long overdue. it's chaos at the zoo, the one-day old girl

got drunk, swore at everyone, and took it. why are you crazy? matryon i decided in my old age to be a real flower like a daisy. oh, and where will you be, chamomile? i am here, in the meadow, a chamomile. yes. yes, you don’t need to use onions, you need to go to the herbarium. get out of here, i have a date with bindweed here. the young daisy fell in love with a great flower love, pulled its petals, blew pollen towards her head,

the daisy was trembling, but they lived sadly sweet, love couldn’t happen, they were growing up. in different beds, velok and chamomile managed to fall in love among a multi-colored meadow. the yenok and the daisy want to be pollinated, but they cannot reach each other, the yenok and the daisies want to be pollinated, but they cannot reach each other. let's! “come on a little more, i can’t reach it, i can’t either, my stamens are short, what a bummer, that’s how you love everything once in your life, and such a bummer, if only some bee would fly by ,

bee, bee, bee, furry bee, all the girlfriends have gone to the fields to collect honey, only one? the bee left work, and who wants to plow, having abandoned their work, the bee flew off, took the juju with it, making money, my craft, i keep my business in the meadow, so a cheerful field bee starts flying around the fields in the garden.

help girl. pollinate, and she’s already 18, pollinate me all 18 already, 200 bucks, 200 bucks for her, yes, attention, relax, get ready for karmic pollination and... oh, oh, what kind of wine are you after all, listen, you can’t one more time, so to speak, bonus pollination, regular customers a second pollination

free, what a congested kick you are, okay, i have nowhere to go, here cornflower is calling, what are you talking about, yes, he has problems with violets, that’s why, come back tomorrow. definitely , definitely, we will get up, get up, so the cheerful bee will rush in, the field, i love my job very much, i will work with my zhuzha, i will work with my zhuzha, after the hive i will buy a separate one, and now the planks have flown, they have flown for them. it was in our theater crooked mirror. we then acted out bass clownades, portraying many animals and spent a long time looking for how to finish this performance. i wanted to emphasize

the integrity of the unity of the world, the world created by god, if you like, in the sacred sense. and everything worked out for us that evening in an amazingly magical way. somewhere. before the final , an artist performed with pigeons, the pigeons flew somewhere under the ceiling onto the top, she couldn’t collect them, well, they flew away and that’s it. then the artists began to sing the famous song, but with our words about how beautiful this world is. at the end of the song we opened a box with live butterflies and they flew into the hall, and the pigeons at the end of the song flew to the viewer, and miraculously the camera captured one of the pigeons, and what did the audience do? they stroked this dove and

carefully began to pass it to each other. watch this fragment, and maybe you will find answers to many questions that humanity asks, some of which have not yet gone crazy. we live alone on the planet. and sometimes we depend on each other, so let ’s preserve the amazing world, let it be like this, amazing world, so let’s preserve it.

amazing! some wit said, if god gave a person has two eyes, two ears, and only one tongue, then this is probably a hint that he...

the navigator shows an hour and a half before you, slow down, the victim is fourth negative, we don’t have one like that in the hospital, i have a fourth negative, they say some kind.

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