tv Khochu zamuzh RUSSIA1 December 17, 2023 6:10am-8:00am MSK
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plus my mother received it for the fact that she , as they say, watches over me, she said, here is our savior, she says to the guests who later came, here is our savior, my dear, how i already received 120 rubles a month, can you imagine, then those times were 15 years old, you know, a boy, so an engineer, an engineer , well, yes, well, yes, my mother was very pleased, and the main thing, then i found out, it was so sweet, because she said, my son, she says, you understand when five people, well, dad is always at work, he came back and forth for two nights on a flight, but he says, you know what it’s like to clean up after you for decades, so when semochka and i leave, i only clean up after him after me, that is, her happiness was multiplied by many different circumstances, the youngest helped himself, yes.
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you also told me important things and i think it’s important to know about this. as a specialist , a psychiatrist told you about the common behavioral characteristics of older people and how to react correctly, tell me, this is very important, well, yes, yes, patience and love, that's endless patience, but that's love in general endless, it is no coincidence that i began the program with the words philanthropic. this is also love for the weak, for the inconvenient in everyday life, even for a somewhat dangerous person, this is a duty, everyone owes this, because when this person was in power, he took care of you, i, too, am already in my old age , which means that i notice some oddities in myself of such an order that i specifically, even murzik, murzik - this is her underground, underground driven. yes,
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i asked her, she says, it happens that you walk into the kitchen, and suddenly you realize that you i forgot why you came, this happens to me, in general, no, so, i needed such an answer, at this moment you get angry for yourself, especially if you are in a mode, you need to get ready somewhere, suddenly at this moment you are slowed down by everything monstrously, what i ’ve been doing lately, i’m endlessly learning poems, i already knew quite a lot of them, i ’ve read them, i... memorize all the poems, that’s it, but from time to time i start, i forgot, some lines fell out, right there again, this is an excellent means of self-medication, training brains, listen, we are leaving, the light of the tank screamed, everything is like a torn out page, there is a number, there is no beginning, a continuation of a wingless
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bird, what is this? this is a parabola, yes, you don’t have enough intelligence, carnation, yes, about the antanion, you heard, well, a second division copter, we’re peeling potatoes together in quarantine. this is the famous italian film director of carnations, but what is he famous for? his films are aloof, so a man walks into a cafe, and there’s no one there, he walks into a store, it’s empty, listen, do you know, but i don’t know that woodpeckers die from concussions, there are games, even here , i hate it, so much i hate it, you can’t say that when you’re riding on the subway, young people, there are people opposite me all the time, this is it, i
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sometimes look in, i think maybe there’s a problem with the person solves some kind of thing, i don’t know, not everyone, everyone plays, everyone plays these games, and one day i found a game where i’m a big expert, so i need to confirm, play word games, and the scarier, more intricate and impossible they are words, although good words, correct, but they are very difficult to detect, you get very tired, like how, how as if you... held some kind of concert , you know, you get very tired, i found several such games and for an hour and a half or two i always do this, i say this to those, to all those who notice behind themselves, why did i come to the kitchen , so when there were rotary phones, this was quite a long time ago, i remember then, i dialed the number, the thought flew away and i don’t remember who i’m calling, i’m trying to find out by voice where i ended up, so as not to get into an awkward position, so in general.
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are making three different functional zones from this room, absolutely without any glamor, ideas are overflowing, we want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be plenty of surprises and a lot of work. plans are turning into projects before our eyes. i love plants, i'm actually a plant maniac. real stone flowers will soon bloom in our heroes' living room. after dismantling, much will become clear. and dreams become reality. how? look. let me into your home. big changes. today on rtr, we look at the weekend, i have my daughter disappeared, she didn’t return home last night, your daughter also disappeared, well
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, i tormented both of them, and what’s interesting is how you live, do you know that you raised a monster? yes, there is blood, there is a lot of it, on the floor and the coffee table, the wait is worse than death, i will not rest until i find out what happened to your daughter, do you believe me, the unknown is worse than the truth, the body of a young girl was found, maria kulikova, my god, love at risk of life, on saturday. tr. many of you check your email first thing when you wake up, and i'm certainly no exception.
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i say everything from the series. how this speculation began 25 years ago. what's her name? well, a slave is a bezal. so all the women, honestly , have gone crazy, in what sense, well, in such a way that they are no longer good for their own man, the one they are used to, give them zaborsky, or, at worst, a visiting one, in other words, so that with show-off, everything in life it’s not like on tv, in life you forget who’s showing off, that’s right, shelupony, here they are shelupony on top.
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what he saw, that is, what he was on duty, paints in colors over the general communication, today mikhailovich, hope, you, like two generations, can answer the question: skill and talent? are they moving in the same direction or in different directions? as an example, let me give you, let’s say, poor musicians on a cracked guitar and everyone is dancing, then he matures, he has a studio, and a guitar, the skill is there, everything is there, but there is no music anymore, when is a person more talented? talent is something that changes past dignity, this happens with us, i won’t. can't be named call it that, but there is talent, talent , no, but there is no talent, there is
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opportunism, wonderful knowledge of the subject, technology, all that, but there is no talent there, and talent is, well, relatively speaking , pakhmutova, rachmaninov, well, that is called soaring, it elevates you, you forget about everything, all the crap that happened to you, in my opinion, talent is generally a rare thing when... forward, so that you don’t stagnate, you need, he says, criticism, a colleague, -it varies,
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but there are colleagues who really notice important turning points, and no one except them will tell you about it, and i have a lot of russian-speaking people there, but among them there is no critic who can tell me, misha, this is where you are working incorrectly, this shouldn’t happen here, and you and so on, he says, i don’t have this, why did he come back, because he got in?
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that they heard, here is a naive hope that it is natural and yes, a naive hope, yes, you see, well, they collect different ones and , in fact, from such wonderful respondents as you, who talk about naturalness, endless signs appear , inscriptions saying that this is the juiciest, the most natural , the freshest, in order to lure you in . but we, as consumers, are outraged that now there is even more vitamin c, you think, but before, why did you save, or what? i had to add such phrases earlier. by the way, they really do exist, they are checked by lawyers, and you can’t just twist even more into a word, you need
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to prove that there really is even more vitamin c, but apparently, well, it happens that there is more sugar along with vitamin c, so, so, well, we need to trustfully check , nadezhda, returning to the question of talent, talent is bolder than skill, because he makes mistakes sometimes thoughtlessly, and at the same time receives discoveries, because skill limits him, saying that don’t do that, it won’t work, there do not go. you’ll get hit on the forehead, but the talent in its recklessness went there, suddenly passed, how many such examples are there, how this recklessness of talented people works in advertising, you know, when and how? there are some brands, for example, that allow their product to be shown on a completely broken phone and this, by the way, is perceived very cool, some young guys, a broken phone, here’s an application, and it’s very cool, it’s sometimes right, sometimes wrong, basically a youth brand. are ready to allow themselves all sorts of daring and crazy things, more serious ones, designed for
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an older audience, no, so you see, it depends, it depends, courage has a place to be, but not everywhere, but how do such plots work when absolutely inappropriate surroundings, for example, there at some performance, someone with someone shares that something there cannot be washed off, and from his bosom he gets a canister of some kind of product, he says, try this, or the family is doing something at home, suddenly a man comes out of the closet and.. .. someone advises , this, this, by the way , works very well, because these kind of products, well , they are sold mainly to housewives, mainly as housewives watch advertising, they wash something, cut something, they watch tv. your back, and the more absurd, clear, daring, just like that, just loudly, screamingly you show this brand and product, the more clear it will be for women who are at the stove and cooking some kind of soup, what kind of product it is, so, of course, everything is done in an insanely ostentatious manner, that’s why aunt asya came all the time, such a smile, loud, wild, but at least it is sold, each advertisement is studied after the fact,
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the number of sales that it entailed is examined, so conclusions are drawn about how to properly sell this product, therefore... everything daring, incomprehensible, awkward, it always has some kind of marketing meaning, it has been studied in fact, it is done for a reason. semyon mikhailovich, you spoke with such tenderness about hope, small or big, and your father’s heart will say the words: “ you will have a child with a special feeling.” please say them. you will have a child. you will have a child, you will have a child, you will have a child who will have you, in the family of everyone, when everyone is at home, another addition, for kira from the orphanage
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in the vladimir region, which we showed in our program, a family was found. today we are going to one of the orphanages in the republic of tatarstan. hello, meet everyone when everyone is home. these are two brothers, the elder bogdan, hello, and the younger demyan. hello. bogdan, how old are you? seven. demyan, what about you? you also have a younger brother, mark. he lives in a children's home. we filmed it. hello from him. here you are warm, you are warm , and you are warm, from your younger brother, we have a difficult path ahead, with these legs we will walk along different paths, walk boldly and walk along the wooden bridge, we are walking
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, and here we have thorns, like this bravely, well done, we will overcome. obstacles on pebbles, on let's run along the pebbles along the sea, let's go, what a massage we had, good girl, boys, you study together in the same class, in the first, in the first, it's good for two brothers to study together, yes, you sit at the same desk, yes, yes, bogdan, you dimyan what do you help with, in examples
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, they really like to help the elders , such wonderful helpers in our group, you know how to play with a nesting doll, come on, show me how to take it apart, come on, come on, strong, show what you are like, for a one and a half year old child, this is the most educational toy, come on, she smiled , let's open it again, come on, i'm helping, i'm holding, let's go together, oh, yeah, hello, guzylya, mark is developing according to his age, yes, he is developing according to his age, he is such a strong little man and smart, oh, smart, generally wonderful , everything, everything, everything is interesting to him, that ’s what’s new, everything is interesting to him,
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he can even come up and take away from someone, he knows how to regret what he needs, yes , if someone falls right away. runs, helps, and even if you ask there, oh, give it, give it, mark, he fell, fell, he is running, fell , fell, fell, fell, did not fall, he says, fell, fell, fell, and picks up, yes, you are helping me, i see, you have very interesting fantasies here that you you make from your palms, whose work is this, mine, yours, like this, that’s right, this is mine, this is your palm, what did you make from your palm, or rather, who? tell me please, what does this mean? like a rainbow, when does a rainbow happen? sunny, are you even holding down a job? show, show, who these little men are, and you guess, i’ll guess, bogdan, dimyan and mark, where are you going, home, let
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mom hear, let mom come, let mom definitely find me, because it shouldn’t be like this in the world, that children were lost, because it shouldn’t be like this. be light that children were lost. we want to give this, well, in our opinion, a wonderful, very beautiful egg. in fact, from an egg, what can a chick hatch from, and what is important for the chick? a nest and warmth are important for a chick. an egg is a symbol of life, and i would like to wish everyone
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that life continues endlessly, no matter what came first, the egg or the chicken, the main thing is that they alternate and continue this life. we wish your family an endless continuation of life in all generations, we wish this to all families. goodbye. when everyone is at home, good morning, dear friends, i have a tuning fork in my hands, with its help they tune musical instruments to the correct, pleasant sound. oh, our program also sets viewers up for the right, pleasant emotions. as always, the tuning fork of good
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mood is with you, for the whole week, morning mail, its main tuner, nikolai baskov, we will begin tune in with a letter from svetlana kostina from lesozavodsk. nikolay, good morning, my husband and i have a conflict brewing because of you, because of me, is he really jealous? in the morning he likes to sleep for a long time, and i like to turn on the morning mail at full volume, it charges me with its positivity at 100, my husband wakes up and swears, again too loud. nikolai, how can i watch, and most importantly listen to, the morning mail without angering my husband? it is urgent to find a compromise. maybe if you turn down the tv volume, your favorite the spouse will wake up to pleasant music in a good mood. let's try it right now. turn down the volume, and valeria and i will sing a beautiful song... by the way, in its name is hidden a recipe for true family happiness, preserving love. you came to me through a dream, as in
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that distant dream, our crazy meeting, i will look into your eyes. without words i understood everything , time cannot heal our pain, the light of the city from the sky is a star, beckoning me to you, keeping my love, over the seven waves, on the seven winds will burn. there are two hearts, keeping love, the sky will fly away,
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two hearts will fly away to warm up again, the clock beats so silently, with them all the dreams remain somewhere. between the words, you and i walked together for so long in the same love that we ourselves made it a secret, a city was removed, a star from the sky beckons me to you, preserving love. on seven waves, on seven winds they will burn, two
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hearts will be preserved. love is on them, they will fly away to the sky , they will fly away to their hearts to warm up again, the cities are sleeping, a star from the sky, begs me to you, keep their love, there are seven of us. on the seven winds two hearts will burn, save love, they will fly into the sky, and hearts will fly away to warm up again. this letter will convince all
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doubters that the morning mail keeps up with the times. its author is ekaterina isaeva from gorno-altaisk. dear nikolai, perhaps my letter will seem strange to you, perhaps not. i asked neurosity to create the image of the man of my dreams. hmm, go ahead. i described all the traits that i want to see in him. and it turned out to be nikolai baskov. vladimir presnyakov. well, well, i almost guessed it right. actually to me. i always liked vladimir, if possible, let him your program will play a song performed by him. katenka, of course you can, on the air of the morning mail the man of ekaterina isaeva’s dreams, according to neroset, vladimir presnyakov, with the song strange. where the day hides outside our window, and the world is so in love,
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we are a forest dawn. mixed with ice and let the waves roar, far, far away are all the problems of centuries, and i want to hug you quickly, and you are dancing love, with me today only for me, how strange, strange, strange, unbearable you are, but all mine. the most important thing in this world will remain in the heart just you and me, how strange, strange , strange you are, dance, dance, the sky is on the edge, the most important thing will remain in the song, that i love you most of all,
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free between me and you. fast current, we fly high only forward, without rules of movement, deep, deep, why it’s so easy, i can’t help but understand from your smile, and you dance love, with me today just for me. and this is strange, strange, strange, unbearable, but all mine, and my heart will remain, the most important thing is that in this world there is only you and me, how strange you are, strange, strange, dance, dance, the sky is on the edge, the most damned thing will remain in the song, that i
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behold you. i love everyone , how strange, strange, strange, unbearable you are, but all mine , the most important thing will remain in my heart, that in this world there is only you and me, how strange, strange , strange you are, dance, dance, the sky is on the edge, song the most important thing will remain that i love you most of all.
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this crime scene suits you like no other. thank you, fedor! premiere! please don't be nervous, you are among friends. in the circle of friends of a corpse. looks appraisingly, half the city, i feel, will fall under suspicion. let's figure it out. doesn't believe in tears, i like it, oleg. great, that has nothing to do with me. oleg can’t stand it when a man has unclean shoes. i’m wondering, how were you allowed into the hospital looking like this? but sometimes this is a reason. for acquaintance , so wow, turner, this is very romantic, that's enough, new investigative secrets from monday on rtr, i think that here everything
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is kind of more serious, you sit and think, there’s nothing to think about here, this is all here, play or don't play, yes, yes, that's it, there are two opinions can’t, because we have five of them, this is a dangerous fairy-tale animal, when it comes to fleas, i’m out of competition, there are questions here about how everything is running, wow, i really want to check, seriously, this is flirting, obviously, just look , let's go , it must be edible, i had in mind, of course, a bear, when such a stinking little one spoke, a hint, in general , the most gambling team, if there is not 100,000, zhenya will add his own. used by many, the strongest love for the game is the five-on-one program, i'm oops, five-on-one, by saturdays on rtr, this is for you, well, get some sleep
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day since the scandals in the morning mail, how do you like that? what a surprise! kesha, that's not all! vasily continues: i agree with my wife, because scandals are so funny, funny, funny! and throw it on, how can this be funny? read on! ah, elena stepanenko is wonderful performs this monologue. monologue, monologue! it is clear that scandals are the name of a monologue. perhaps, we really like such scandals. well, kesha, at the request of vasil and his wife, we’ll create a scandal in the morning mail. scandals? scandals. it turns out that in order to live happily with your husband for many, many years, you need
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to create family scandals every day. yes, scandal is the key to family happiness. there are plenty of reasons. any phrase can serve as a reason for a scandal. he tells you: darling, i am dying of love for you, and you say: i will die for you, you will live with me long happy life full of torment, everything is a scandal! for a couple of hours, but then, when you make up, it’s such a thrill to see how a smart man behaves, early in the morning the wife wakes up and says: darling, i don’t look very good today, he says: darling, you look very, very very, but i don’t i understand that there will still be a scandal, my grandmother gave me advice even before the wedding, never threaten your husband with divorce, don’t even give him hope for freedom, when her husband stuttered once...
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the couple’s golden wedding, and the correspondent asks the hero of the day: how you managed to live i’ve been with my wife for so many years , and you look great at the same time, he says, and we immediately agreed, as soon as she starts making trouble, i immediately leave home, i’ve spent 50 years in the fresh air, the main thing is to find a clue, for example, you tell him : i’ve been spinning like a fool on a wheel all day, he says: not a fool, but... a squirrel, yes, a squirrel has a fur coat, and
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i’m a fool, kolya, haven’t you forgotten that tomorrow is exactly 15 years since you and i got married? , no, katya, i haven’t forgotten, but i’ve already forgiven you for that, kolya, i’m worried about the high cholesterol level in your blood, but what do you care about? i’m drinking it, it’s a scandal, but keep in mind that some scandals can lead to crime, part of the night, bedroom, the wife says to her husband: misha, misha, let’s play role-playing games with you, as if i’m a call girl, as if you called me, i came, i’m standing there, he says, natasha, can i look at everyone first?
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a scandal or this situation: a drunk husband picked up a cat on the street, comes home, the wife opens the door, the husband says: look, this is a monkey from the jungle, the wife says: some it’s a monkey, it’s a cat, he says, don’t bother me, i ’m talking to a cat, a scandal or this situation, the husband says: no, listen, well, my mother- in-law promised to give me a porsche kan after the wedding, the wife says: you don’t understand, you borscht horseradish , the daughter calls her mother, cries and says: mom, mommy, only 2 weeks have passed since the wedding, and the husband wants sex with two women, mom says: don’t worry, daughter, tell me, i ’m arriving now, or this is the situation, yes, it’s late - it’s late, she came home, drunk, her husband,
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stunned, waves an alarm clock in front of her nose, says: where have you been, where have you been, she says, don’t yell, otherwise next time you’ll be waving the calendar, he’s like, what did you say, she told him so harshly, and now the verse , he was stunned, he says, what a verse, she says, verse is a verb, sat and verse. thousands of scientists have been puzzling over the problem for years and cannot understand why the wife is cheating on her husband? i tell you everything very simply: a wife cheats on her husband in only three cases, three: a) if he is bad, b) if he is good, in if he is this or that, that’s all. but a childish question, why not? scandals, you who did he bring home from kindergarten, how is
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this, our little daughter, she has grown up, she has taken shape , she sings such a funny song, oh, you goat, open your eyes , you brought home a drunk teacher , you recently told your husband, she says, dear, i think i was sent to you fate, i thought after these words, he will kneel down, start kissing my hands, he says, it seems so to me too, so i don’t know for what sins, i say what you said, he... don’t boil, cool down , i say, oh, cool down, you still want my death, right? here we go, i've been for so many years i took care of you, when you almost died , i cooked soup for you, he says: you don’t confuse anything, but first you cooked soup for me, then i almost died, well, it’s a scandal, this is the situation, two men meet, one says to the other : listen, what kind of wife is i, but
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as soon as i come home on the due date, she immediately hits me on the head with a rolling pin, the second one says: what are you doing, and you put the whole pan on your head. every other day he meets, he says: well, i’ll try, he says: oh, you know, it’s so cool, it’s in this pan doesn’t see anything at all, everyone says that the main thing is the weather in the house, i heard or saw that my husband began to look to the left, immediately start a scandal, and if there is no reason, let alone start one, just stupidly sit down opposite each other and start, why are you staring at me, and he says: nothing, i’m looking at everything. no, not everything, you are comparing me with your mistress, right? he says with which mistress? with what, with that same, further brilliant phrase that i dreamed about yesterday, or here it is 4:00 in the morning, the husband is sleeping, the wife cannot sleep, and he is sleeping, and she is lying, he tosses and turns, then says: kolya, kolya, tell me,
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you love me more than life itself, he says, yeah. “no, tell me that you love me more than life , he says, okay, i love you, more than life, demon okay, just say that you love me more than life, he says, yes, i love you , more than life, you’re lying,” i’m not lying , since i married you, i can’t stand this life , they say that marriage is based on patience, stupidity, marriage is based on impatience, when
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you can’t wait to see, feed, hug, quarrel, quickly run to the bedroom, make peace, marriage is based on love, like everything else. that in this world, yes, sometimes you want to hit us in the head with a frying pan, but out of love, guests write poems, songs and even proverbs about ours, i especially like this one, they greet us with clothes , but they don’t want to see us off at all, because where else will you see such clothes, meet the emperor of taste, pharaoh chic, nikolai baskov. fiskult, hello, my dear, beloved viewers, and hello to you fiskult. nikolay, where did you get this from, did you decide to work part-time as a physical teacher or did dol chagaban release a new collection of sweatpants? very funny, as always, i am in trend, so i urgently subscribed to a vlog about a healthy lifestyle. unlike you, i
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dove into an ice hole early in the morning, did 100 pull-ups on the horizontal bar, and ran 20 km on skis. wow, and then? and then i woke up, of course, you did all this in a dream, but what about a healthy lifestyle? it needs to be started gradually so that the body gets used to it, i started with a suit, i’ll wear it for another week, i’ll get used to it, and then i’ll start making a training schedule, i want to always be in shape to extend active longevity, i fully support you, because your health is my health, so i ask you, please, don’t stop at any point. in fact , the main thing is consistency, and not only in physical education, but in love, about this is a letter from oleg kopeikin from the city of vysokovsko, moscow region. consistency is my topic, so i will read. dear nikolai, i want to share my joy. of course, please share. my
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wife and i have been together for 20 years and live in perfect harmony, as if we fell in love with each other just yesterday. some kind of fantasy. today we are having a porcelain wedding, my wife asks me to tell her beautiful toast, but i don’t know how to speak beautifully, maybe you, as an experienced host, can help me with the toast? oleg, of course, i’ll help, toasts are my theme, dear kopeikins, fill your glasses, now there will be a beautiful toast for oleg’s wife, a beautiful musical toast, igor nikolaev will sing it, let’s drink to love, i calculated, in every chorus. minds for a healthy lifestyle, and now it’s bitter,
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let the past be ruined, he repudiated with a wave, we will remember all the good things, we will forget about sadness, our youth has flown away without... poor, sadal misty stars, for the last love i raise my heart, let's drink to love, to love, how your eyes sparkle now, let's drink to love, to love, let the crystal tear tremble, let's knock for love. and there is no need for further words, let's drink to love, dear, let's drink to
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love, to love, let's drink to love, to love, forgive me for all the flowers that were for others... i tore them off, forgive me for all the bridges, what i burned myself, but we built the last fragile bridge with you, for the return of love i raise a toast, let's knock for love, for love, now let's knock out your eyes for love, for love, let a crystal tear tremble
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there's no need for further words, let's drink to love, dear, let's drink to love, let's drink to love, let's drink to love, dear, let's drink to love. to love, let's drink to love, dear, to the new year, i still have a mother, father, brother in donetsk, i don’t have anyone right here, creeps into my very heart, and i miss seryozha very much, i want him not... i don’t know if you managed to see it from above, there’s a little surprise for you in our hall, come
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here, everyone, it’s been a long time since you’ve seen your family , i missed my brother, once as a boy he wanted to fly, he flew, it turns out it ’s possible, when i come to the circus, i always cry there, hey, earth. blue bird, anniversary season. today on rtr. have you gone crazy? today. then good people reported that you got mixed up with moskvich. this girl, she. who a random girl from a random city, and you have been dating sveta for 4 years, we need to have a child, i really, really want this,
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don’t trust anyone, hello! “i would like to talk to anya, but she’s not there, she and her boyfriend drove off to the south, don’t listen to anyone, you should have forgotten him a long time ago, i can’t forget , i still love him, i’m truly happy, i was only with one person, max, what are you doing, a year and a half has passed, this is you, what you wanted, live according to the dictates of your heart, today on rtr. you are watching 100 to one, what we have the task is to open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then with the underside, the name of which character from pushkin’s works everyone knows, how much it will be 7.8, 7.8, 7.8, as many as you like,
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who is at work, a lot and loudly. says, if you answer, then with humor, i would think, chop, not, pinch, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - this is a set for headaches and god forbid, now beep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, oops. today on rtr, hello, he’s coming back, oh, i missed you, sklefosovsky, the city falls asleep, wakes up, eight new episodes, discharge, all seasons at once, an amazing person, he simply has the talent to always be in the center of events, give yourself
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a gift for the new year now, sklifosovsky. look first in the application or on the website. this request was sent to us by irina sanina from the harsh arctic. dear nikolai. i am writing to you from the far north, from distant norilsk. i really like your show, i watch it every sunday. now we have the polar night and it is constantly dark. in the apartment on the windowsill the only survivors are cacti. i really want to hear some bright song so that the sun will shine in my soul. irochka. especially for you, i summon the sun, and not an ordinary one, the sun of monaco, it will be given to you by the charming lyusya chebotina. why do i need the sun, monaco, why tell me the moon when your gaze shines brightly, that’s the point, but if you are not around, even the sun to me, i
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live with how... write to me andrope, when your gaze shines yanko, in this sense, zero, if i open the shirts, i’m racking my brain about what i should wear to you in the evening, i don’t know, i’ve thought about 100 since this is how i address you, because you look at me so much that i get lost, you, i am a separate world in the entire universe, i ask only one thing from you. hold me, you, with all your might, as tightly as possible, i ’ll take you with me, why do i need the sun , why, tell me, our centrope, in your opinion, shines brightly, there’s no point in it, if you’re not around, there’s not even the sun , monaco,
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why, tell me, we have it as your trophy. that you and i are a separate world in the entire universe , i ask only one thing from you: hold me, you of all. can you be tighter? i'll take you with me, why should i? the sun, manako, i even taste it, we have ndv, it’s light, this makes no sense, if you, why do i need the sun, bananako, even boo, tell me,
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we have e, your health, it’s shining. tv viewers often ask the morning mail for help. and for the first time they offered help to us, or rather to me. the volunteer turned out to be dmitry kozlov from the village of beloomot , moscow region. he expressed his proposal in verse. basque has firmly established himself as the leader, but i will still propose it to him. suddenly, nikolai, you urgently need to leave. i'll sit on tv for free for you. dmitry, thank you thank you very much for your suggestion and your humor. continue to humor. this applies to all of us. viewers, i was, is , will be with you, the main performer of all musical desires, nikolai baskov, be sure to write, i will have something to read, and you will have something to listen to, i love, i’m sad, i already miss you, from hot palms,
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lips trembling in the darkness, that magical fire will flare up again in me, and it will melt the ice, the fierce cold of winter, and no one will understand that we are to blame for this, i myself will create that fire that steals, and if i burn, then i will burn from love, that fire that is in the blood, i
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will create it myself, i will burn, from love, from love, i will burn, lives are destroyed. and apparently for good reason, let the vanity of our days cool you down, with the heat of lips, the heat of hands, loving with a hot heart , i will warm you from cold separations. i myself will put out that fire that is in the trawl, so if i burn, then i will burn
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good morning, good morning, dear tv viewers, i welcome the studio audience and... two teams, you are watching a fun quiz, 100 to one, our guest today is shalman ben, please come to the studio! and bras karabas, the musicians came to us today, wow, hello, victoria, ber, hello, hello, the famous shalman bend, we are visiting, yes, hello, victoria, hello, well, introduce your team, huh? ilya yagoda, our drummer,
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is a completely unique person, a pioneer who is always ready for anything, if you write in the general chat what you have tomorrow, then this person will be the first to answer and say, i’m ready, i’m already leaving, leonid kogan, an amazing, absolutely guitarist, who is unique in his own way, can play everything on the guitar from murka to bach, and this is also very... a good husband who adores his wife and affectionately calls her ryzhik, ryzhik, yes, and where is the wife, she supports us, she watches, watches, so mikhail bran veiber, our clornettist, and multi-instrumentalist who plays all instruments, is amazing , magnificent in its own way, on whom you can absolutely rely in everyone... on the train, of whom from the whole
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team they will definitely check his passport, his suitcase, but since we are always next to him, everything is fine with him so far, and he is never late for the stage, she even has a quarry with her now , and even now the lion sandyuk. well, in our team there are two heads, two commanders, two team captains, this is lev sandyuk and i, but i will introduce leva, he is a great-hearted person, a wonderful musician, an improviser who plays the piano on the keys superbly, and what a velvety voice leva has , when he sings, the entire female part the audience is simply thrilled, going crazy, like that. yes, i
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’ll say a few words, this is the best half of our orchestra, absolutely amazing, our chieftain victoria gistson. and vika, vika, vika is unique, vika sings, it seems to me, in all the languages of the world, but in difficult times you always need to call vika. applause. thank you. shalman visiting the studio. let's start with the most important person and the main instrument he plays, evgeny guryev, soloist of the bolshoi theater orchestra, academy teacher, artist, musician, person, friend of us all. and play with it
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it's always a great pleasure to be a musician, evgeniy guryev. greetings, another trumpet player, pavel arkhipov, this is my colleague, colleague, yes, all our guys work in the big theater, pasha and i lived in a hostel in gnesenko for a long time, we know each other very well, we are friends to this day, so we are very happy that he is with us here on the team pavel arkhipov, maxim, maxim. shtoda, a trumpeter also of the bolshoi theater, a teacher at the jazz academy, sells instruments, buys, sells, we wanted to send him to that team, but after each performance in the orchestra the bolshoi theater is selling, there are fewer of them, we wanted to give it to that team, but okay, we are kind, we are kind people, we decided to leave it, to leave it here, despite all its wonderful commercial qualities.
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our friend, how does the bolshoi theater , the bolshoi theater orchestra and jazz combine in you, gorgeous, we love jazz, we have an ensemble in which we have been playing for almost 15 years, there is a lot of jazz repertoire, we love this music, we study it because this music which requires continuous study and we love jazz with all our hearts and play it with pleasure, wonderful, damir, so... damir khuzin, the man who plays the trombone, is an outstanding musician, a very good and kind person, it’s always a pleasure to talk to him, to see him, damir loves him. call, say what you are doing, let's meet , discuss something, this is about him, so always every monday, because monday is our only day off, we are waiting for a call from damir, so applause, damir khuzin, i wonder when you
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you're in the orchestra pit, you're watching the ballet with one eye or something, definitely, definitely, that is it’s necessary, we’re playing for this, well, i just pointed out... that the majority of the people there still have their backs to the stage, especially, these are not the lucky ones, we’re lucky, you ’re a little sideburned, of course, that is, you’re all every day go to the bolshoi theater, watch ballet, operas, even operas, people are lucky, contramarochki, contramarochki, maxim, the core, of our team, karabas, barabas, brass, similar. yes, my dolls are not similar at all, the person who plays the largest brass instrument on the tuba, we don’t know how to play these, we have small tubes, there that there are only three buttons, he has four of them, that’s 105, five, excuse me, five,
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it’s true, but besides the theater, he also knows how to teach students’ children, students who teaches, you just touched on jazz, he teaches at the academy. jazz, tuba, maxim makushen, wonderful, wonderful we have two teams of musicians in the studio today, i think we will hear something today, you are looking at only one, we are starting, we have a simple single game, we are starting, a simple single game, i ask the team captains, come here to the gaming table, so first the question concerns fairy tales, there we are talking about such a fairy-tale character called the king, king, attention, the question is what in the fairy tale could
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the king promise for his salvation, well done, no, victoria, what could he, half a kingdom, half a kingdom, let’s check, half the kingdom, yes , we are returning, we are returning, victoria snatched it, you have the right of first move, lion, what could the king promise for his salvation, what options, daughter, daughter, yes, little daughter, we check, check, the daughter could have promised, could, hurray, second, great, well, actually yes, this is the second half of the kingdom, so the first two lines open, half a kingdom 37, daughter to wife 24, further, rarer options, michael,
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what could he promise, a king for his salvation, a fairy-tale king, wealth, wealth, gold, gold. we check the gold, so diamonds , gold, gold diamonds, 11, that is, he directly took the crown off his head and gave it away, so, well, three more lines, leonid, so we can, the horse, the beloved horse, exactly, half a kingdom for the horse, we check, wait, half the kingdom, well done, everything is fine, but i’ve run out of options.
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, give me land, no, i didn’t give land, there’s still room for one mistake before the move changes , but the last answer is not simple, after all, son, he son, son, wife, yes, what else is the king, what fairy tales, the king sultan, he wants to survive, survive and give something as a reward, a rather rare option, because look, in fifth place is an option that received only six answers man, three people answered six people, that means even less yes, of course, three people answered, so this is not an easy answer, but nevertheless the lion, it’s your turn, your turn. so we’re trying for a son, no, after
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all, there’s no son, we still have an option, let’s try , yes, you still have a move before an error, mikhail, weapon, sword, yes, that’s a good option, some, some- something, some kind of - some kind of wonderful sword, just a wonderful one, a weapon, a sword, a treasure, a treasure sword, an artifact. some kind of artifact after all, it’s not a sword or a weapon, after all, i think it’s a weapon, it’s like a master, a weapon is a magic weapon, a sword or something like that , there’s a check, no no, hello, there’s a chance for you, and i suggest that he gives him freedom, freedom, but of course he’s free he says ok.
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freedom, okay, yes, freedom , let's check, check, yes, let's check, life, freedom, there is no such option, you won, great, very good, life for the king, that's how it is, now we'll find out everything, now we we'll find out everything, there, as often happens, you now it will be a shame because this answer was given to you. in the discussion, open the sixth line. whatever you want will be the way you
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want it. so it was a simple single game, 85-0. as long as shalman wins, you're watching 100 to one, it's a fun quiz. premiere. shveytsova, i’m listening, an unsuccessful marriage is in the past, mash, maybe you’ll stay , a successful marriage is in the past, mash, forgive me, the medical topic is closed, some guy has gone crazy, they’ve given up, and even an office romance no longer brings joy, you ’re not giving me a chance , you definitely had it, most time to look around, maybe you... will still give me your mobile phone, just a charming, pleasant guy , admit it, you have a personal interest, new
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secrets, investigation from monday on rtr, if you come to my house, the first thing you will see - this is a door scratched by dogs, he could become a zoologist. or athletes, we took the gto standards for 30 dash 34 years old, we can do pull-ups as a taster, i always like to eat a lot or as a lifeguard. but he is a doctor that everyone needs, treatment should not be
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self-medication, you need to contact a specialist, doctor. myasnyakov: every saturday on rtr. let's see on the weekend. my daughter is missing. didn't return home last night. is your daughter missing too? well, i messed with both of them, so what? i wonder how your life is, do you know that you raised a monster? yes , there is blood, there is a lot of it, on the floor and the coffee table, the wait is worse than death, i will not rest until i find out what happened to your daughter, do you believe me, the unknown is worse than the truth, the body of a young girl was found, maria kulikova, my god, love at risk of life, on saturday. on
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double game, i ask for the second numbers of the teams here to the gaming table, so the second question, intelligent, pro-artists, pro-artists, even pro-painters of marine painters, yeah, who are the sea, who are the sea, for example, aivazovsky, everyone knows only one thing, the artist, we don't know anymore, so attention, question, the artist loves to draw sea, dot, what, in addition to the sea, is often depicted in his paintings, who is a lion, so ships, ships, except for their own sea, we check the ships, well, yes, we are returning, well, excuse me, we are returning, so mikhail, continue, what
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is depicted besides the sea? but what to suggest sea we suggest we discuss the lunar path always the lunar path the lunar path with the moon without the moon good the moon and the lunar path that there is no such thing as it is always the moon how it cannot be explain this that the moon the moon cannot the element of marska. and the taxes are storm, storm - this is the obvious answer, listen , well, una, it’s like this, well, in general, this is a certain state of the sea itself, and the sea was already yes, no, no, these are the elements, what do you mean, the question is about objects, the artist likes to draw the sea or write sea, what besides the sea
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, yeah, is depicted in his paintings, well, the shore is obvious , rocks, clouds, come on, clouds, sky, sky, besides the sea, what borders, well , here’s the sky, let’s check, well, there is such a thing, clouds, this is the second line clouds, sky clouds, yes, well, i think, after all, the shore, rocks, well, they depict still, they pretend, we check, yes, let's check. there is such a thing, i’m returning from victoria 100% seagull birds, seagull birds, seagull birds, checking seagull birds, seagulls, not bad, six people said seagulls, no, well,
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the sun, the moon must be somewhere, there is no moon, there is no sun, moon or sun. there must be one thing, i personally know several paintings that are exactly over there, listen, i know personally and the moon, even with these eyes, they’re completely moaning and crying. why don’t you want the sun or this moon , well, like the scans of the moon, netuna wasn’t there, maybe the sun i’ll try after all, there’s no sun, no, not then
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, it’s not pointless, although wait, there is , well, let’s have people, just people, they are on the ships , they forgot about people in general, they somehow manage there were no people there, roughly speaking , sailors, well, let’s try, let’s try, sailors, people, people sailors can. so , let’s check, let’s people-sailors, let’s try , people, sailors, check, sailors, i think some oops fishermen-sailors and fishermen-sailors , well, well, in short, there are all the people who might be near the sea, well, there’s only one left line check the sun check no or the sun the sun no the sun guys and the option of gear gear
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ran away, ran away, my hands clung to your shoulders, uneven breathing, shining eyes, and the music sounds in the style of cha-cha-cha, for us, you say that you love me already, but i , you know, am in no hurry to leave, i'm filming a bit again. my ears, you say that you love me already, and i will melt, if i’m not in a hurry, i take off the feelings of my ears,
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you watch the stock alone, this is a fun quiz for your breakfast on the weekend. we have a triple game, i ask for the third number of teams here to the table, shalman, once, karabas, so an interesting question, about cinema, or rather about people who went to the cinema, a young man, for some reason, invited his girlfriend to the cinema, question, why did a young man invite his girlfriend to a horror movie, wow, well done, misha, cool, mikhail again, again mikhail, i think that’s why he invited his...
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question: why did the young man invite his girlfriend to the cinema for a horror film, there is no other film, there is no other film, there was no other film at this moment, there was no other at this moment, let’s check , we check, your answer is better, i’m coming to you, we come back, we come back, maxim, your next in line, your version, we are waiting for why he could have invited her to the film already, maybe because he’s
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well, she asked, line four, she asked her husband for the film because she liked it, evgeniy, i think that there may be an option that they are with the guy, that they are going to see a horror movie, and it is so scary that they will quickly leave to be alone, on business, so on business, you can say so,
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intelligent people, you know. and i was wondering what kind of formulations there are about this, it turns out that you can say this in order to get privacy, and so, well, let’s check, and leave, so that, in order to leave quickly , yes, that’s it, that’s it, probably together, there was an option to run away quickly, or she ran away, so she left, so that she could quickly privacy, left, no, just to get on my nerves, maybe so she would leave, but no, no, just to get on my nerves, why go. well, to get this pleasure, to experience fear , to experience fear, adrenaline, just like that, adrenaline, adrenaline, whose adrenaline, who's adrenaline, for him and her due to the fact that she will, well, test and tickle the nerves, yes, test the nervous system, and this we have the last chance, we have the last chance, we have the last chance not to make a mistake in the final, a chance
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in the final, as the indigent people say. people, so that there would be no others , he asked, she asked, yeah, maybe there is an option that he loves himself, well, that option, you know, is also a good option, there is such an option, wait, wait, now this is a good option, he he loves it himself, well, yes, yes, he persuaded, persuaded, persuaded, so, pavel answers, the young man loves horror films. a person likes horror films, we check, 36 people said, the whole point is that he likes horror films. another option, i think, another option, you discussed a lot of things here, so well there was at least something to get on the nerves , let's get on the nerves, let 's get adrenaline, something like this, feeling, check, check the sensations,
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is a sailor, all my relatives on my dad’s side are all sailors, i found out in the res that she went to pilun what is this anyway some kind of shiny stick i’m cutting myself to donate a chandelier. make a hole in the deck, it’s like a flower , it’s wonderful, it’s beautiful , it’s aesthetically pleasing, it’s musically very artistic, such a pylon is not scary with such a dad, we just have to ask tina now, maybe for the sailor’s dad, who is somewhere out there now plows the ocean, sing a song.
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so where is the chief engineer? i am chief engineer marina sergeevna novikov, why did i contact you? wouldn’t it be better if you didn’t come, marina sergeevna? there is one for every muscovite the first guy in the village. this mahler of yours is toothy, it won’t be easy with him. look, check, valerka will leave you, this is moscow ficht, just let him try. oglaya shillovskaya, alexander ustyugov. you probably shouldn't do this. if i see you at valerka’s house again, i’ll kill you. capital thing on saturday on rtr. the kamchatka peninsula is one of the most environmentally friendly places on the planet. the nature
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of kamchatka is unique. geysers, hot springs, glaciers, giant faults, lakes. but the main pride. volcanoes, ice, stone, fire-breathing giants, the most powerful of which is included in the klyuchevskaya group. the majestic klyuchevskaya sopka is the highest active volcano on the eurasian continent. the volcanoes of kamchatka are a world natural heritage site; here the natural life of the kamchatka peninsula has been preserved in pristine purity.
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are you crazy? today, good people reported that you got mixed up with a muscovite, this girl, who is she anyway? a random girl from a random city, and you and sveta have been dating for 4 years, we need to have a child, i really, really want this, no one believe me, hello, i would like to talk to anna. so she’s gone, she and her boyfriend drove off to the south, don’t listen to anyone, you should have forgotten him a long time ago, i can’t forget, i still love him, i’m truly happy, i’ve only been with one person. max, what are you doing, a year and a half has passed, this is you, what you wanted,
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live according to the dictates of your heart, today on rtr, on air 100 to one, we have a very intense game, very intense between two teams of musicians, one team, here it is, shalman, the other team is the guys who work on brass instruments in a large theater, and this is a wonderful shalman band, who tours all over the country, everyone knows them, funny guys, that’s what you can call them, so, the game is the other way around, we still have six answers, one question, but they are valued higher in total, the answer that will be on the sixth line, you can get 240 points for it, attention, question and...
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the brigade, let's open the brigade, should also be somewhere here, of course, this the most popular answer, you can get 15 points for it, next, that vysotsky, let's check vysotsky , third line, thank you for being alive, second line, high security vacation, high security vacation, check, fourth, so what, there are options, yes, everyone knows everything, well , let's guess the fifth, gadunov, there also a television series on the fifth pod , well, actually, well, we open, section, 180, well , one of us must guess, well, well...
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you watch 100 to one on the air, and then we have a big game, so, lion, victoria, the conditions of the big game are as follows: five questions, 15 seconds, and you answer according to queue, someone should now hide in the scary? the room is deaf , there are no lights on, you can’t hear anything, sounds don’t penetrate
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, leva is coming, leva, go, leva, go, you are not afraid of anything, applause for the lion, so, five questions in 15 seconds, so, you have to answer quickly, according to possibilities without thinking, uh-huh, everything will be fine, uh-huh, the stopwatch starts. letter of the first question, what can go with great success? premiere, what kind of lenses are there in glasses? with diopters, what can you scroll? record, who takes the oath? doctor, what does the hairdresser use? scissors. lovely! we check your answers. with great success, you said the prime minister, and just like you
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answered nine people not bad, what kind of lenses are there in glasses? what can you play, you said, a record, a record, and the same artistic answer, eight people who take an oath, you said, a doctor, there are oh, 36 people and... finally, what does a hairdresser use, you said, scissors, here not bad either, 40, yeah, 105, more than half, i congratulate you, thank you, victoria, you can come back, and we are calling a lion into the arena, lion,
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please take off your headphones and enter the arena. so you can give away the headphones, yes, great , that means, look, you have the same five questions that victoria answered, if suddenly your answers coincide, it will sound like this terrible, yes, this is it, and you need to instantly give a different answer, ok, ok, yes, attention, questions, what can go with great success, performance, what kind of lenses with deoptics are there in glasses? large ones that can be scrolled, film, who takes an oath, hippocrates, doctor, doctor, what does a hairdresser use, scissors, comb, great, so, let's check, the first question was what could
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be a great success, the premiere said victoria, this is nine points, you said the performance. yes, and that’s 20 points , and for some reason, for some reason, you didn’t remember the most popular answer, because it’s a concert, the concert was answered by 27 people, it’s strange what kind of lenses with diopters are in glasses, both of you tried to say 12, but then you corrected yourself, you said big, big, that’s who answered like that, big, thick, and 20 people said sun-protective, sun-protective, sun-protective, that you can scroll the record, naturally, victoria remembered,
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eight people answered like that, you said, a film strip, so they answered, how many, four people. and people, people, not arty, people , answered like this, 17 people said, wheel, and 26 people said that you can spin, of course, meat, meat, 26 people who take an oath, doctors, doctors, doctor, 36 people, they answered, this is the best answer, soldiers, 16 people answered, you said: and hippocrates, he is also a doctor, but nevertheless there was such an answer, hippocrates takes his oath, well, everything was normal, hippocrates takes an oath hippocrates, this picture could, not bad, not bad, not bad, okay, the last thing
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a hairdresser uses, well, you both tried to swing scissors, but the first? victoria 40 comb 18, excuse me, 155, good result, thank you for this game, thank you, it was a fun quiz, one hundred and one, today we had two teams of musicians visiting us, see you again on the air. thank you, all the best, especially just
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for you, now it’s 4 o’clock, yes, we worked, but there are always a huge number of questions, we saw what we would warn against, from naivety, but we they asked directly, based on what i just heard, could you really be called a naive person in the 2000s , the president’s answers to additional... the most important questions: they said that the united states is pursuing an imperial policy, and biden states that if putin can’t be stopped in ukraine, which means russia will attack nato. we always show the political behind the scenes. certainly. and now they turned out to be its direct participants. i haven't been to the store yet. which store is putin talking about and new details of the recent story. are you going to ask for forgiveness or not? do you still remember how your mother put you in a corner? exactly. do you remember? for which i put this week we will show you much more than others, who can do it better than you? moscow, the kremlin, putin, look at
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