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tv   Doktor Myasnikov  RUSSIA1  December 23, 2023 12:50pm-1:59pm MSK

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says hop to football, let's cheer , i say, vitya, take me back to house two, he says, there are only idiots there, i say, stop insulting people, and he says, who is watching them, they are twice as idiotic, i say, okay , don’t return two to the house, but close your mouth, because girls, i’m standing behind him, he’s sitting with the back of his head facing me, here’s the back of his head, here’s a rolling pin, i’m standing next to him, close my mouth, i say, but he doesn’t close it at all, i i say, close it, girls, i want to ask him what tasty treats to take him to the hospital, but he has such a concussion, so, i come, he is so happy, he rejoices like a child, oh, really, until he finds out, he doesn’t recognize at all, the second says, he wanted to be sick, let him be sick to the fullest, the third says, girls, but on the contrary, i adore football, especially such international matches, my friends and i gather, beer, chips, shouting, cheering, at this time i can ask for money for whatever you want, he says, just fuck off, don’t interfere, you won’t believe it, i’m for the european football championship three times summer wardrobe changed. "i’m
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actually afraid to let mine go to football, like the last time he was beaten by spartak fans, and how he was beaten by lokomotiv fans, girls, and zenit fans, they broke his arm in seven places, they say, but he’s whose fan, and no one’s, he ’s amonovitz, keep them going there in general, but what are you lyulya pavlovna, keep quiet, is your husband not sick with anything, oh girls, mine has other diagnoses, other diseases, yesterday my godfather and i were testing a new moonshine..." i barely reached the door, i opened it, he stood up and apparently all the energy was gone, and i’ve been living with him for as long as i’ve been living, i ’ll lure him into the apartment, vitya, vitya, vitya, vitya, vitya, vitya, he came in, vitya, look into your eyes, you’re sober, he says, yes, who are you , the second one says, you can’t let them go anywhere alone, mine says, i’ll go to the south, warm up the summer, yeah, overheat there alone, in general, we’re lying on the beach with him, and you know,
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there are a lot of young women’s bodies, practically undressed, and he keeps glaring with his eyes, i say: just rest, let your eyes rest, you have a book on you, read the noble’s nest, raise your cultural level, and he’s all he glares with his eyes, i say, his eyes are in the nest, i said, but he still glares because of the book, i say, you will whether to look at them or not, but he, yeah , you look at young men yourself, i say, i’m allowed, i trust myself, and so... women follow the personal lives of their friends, one says: oh, tanechka, you, you got married again, um, well done, for the fourth time, i consider your marriage, to a young man, oh, lucky, again to a young man, and i’ve only been with borya for 25 years, nothing changes, here i am, here’s borya, nothing changes , 25 years old, she says, okay, aunt klav, why are you nervous, it’s not for nothing that they say, the old one doesn’t spoil such furrows, oh, yes it doesn’t spoil the furrows, but for the last 7 years it hasn’t plowed at all.
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and how can a woman shave off an obsessive boyfriend , and imagine a picture, which means anapa, a restaurant, a woman is sitting at a table, so , you know, aged, the age of such a series, hello, autumn, i’m ready, a glass of cognac, a cigarette, shooting a predatory look hunters towards single men, accidentally caught the eye of a drunk japanese man, he comes up to her half-bent, says: excuse me, you are not a geisha, she says she didn’t understand you at all, well, a geisha, the woman who you rubs, rubs, rubs, then takes money for it, she says, boy, the woman who rubs you, rubs, rubs, then takes money for it, is called the conductor, he returned to the table with a song of schlages chapasse sucked sushi, and how women they can speak beautifully in a nutshell about their romantic , let’s say, night, one says: oh, girls, yesterday i had such a night of love with vikenty pavlych oh... oh, i’ve never had anything like this before,
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that there was nothing at all, and how do women sort things out all over the street, alone? says: “darling, don’t you think you’re sleeping with my husband, the second one says, no, it does n’t seem like it, but says, i slept with yours too, and how i slept, dear women, thank you for being ..." we have, because in any case he won't get along with you. before the new year, men need to remember that the new year's feast can lead to the fact that one day your
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reflection in the mirror will look the same as before in christmas tree decorations. some of the men, 2 days before the new year... stop drinking in order to properly prepare for new year's process, so to speak, to prepare for a meeting with the beautiful, here is one woman complaining in this regard: my husband, perhaps, is an alcoholic, he begins to celebrate the new year together with kamchatka, ends with kaliningrad, someone, having met him properly, yells all over night of the elements from your balcony, but so that the neighbors know that cultured people live here, comprehensively developed, and what about us, this story happened on new year's eve, or rather
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evening, a boy named seryoga lived in moscow, he was not an original. he really liked to drink, especially on december 31st, how can you not have a drink, right? seryoga was keen on this and one day even his friends took him to the doctor to have him stitched up, but when seryoga breathed on him, the doctor had to stitch him up, then the new year came, evening, december 31st, that’s it...
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yes, she watched the famous american comedy , where a man settled penguins in his apartment. the penguins turned out to be very cute, so she fell in love with them. dad, having paid a lot of money, ordered a trainer with penguins to his home. just like that, a car drove up to the entrance in the evening, and out of it literally fell out. a drunk trainer, holding a cage with penguins, the cage fell, opened, the penguins jumped out and ran away , this is the prelude in this story, after which
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seryoga walked out of his entrance onto the street, sat down on a bench, took a breath of fresh air and thought, very seriously, have another drink and ... or that’s enough, suddenly a little penguin jumped out of a snowdrift right in front of him, seryoga spat over his left shoulder, knocked on the tree, but when three more penguins jumped out of the snowdrift. i realized that knocking on wood was no longer useful, trying drive away the penguins, seryoga clapped his hands, saying, go away, go away, and the penguins in the circus had a number for the trainer's clap, they ran
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around the arena, hearing the clap, the penguins began to run around seryoga screaming, the scream, i must say, flashed through seryoga's head , has the damned one really come, seryoga was tormented by one thought, only: why penguins, why not another furry animal sore? stone and suddenly he realized, probably, on new year’s days the furry animal is very busy, and here are other animals helping him, sitting in three circles,
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the penguins have already grabbed seryoga by the legs, started pecking, demanding a fish, they have a reflex, did a number, give them a fish, but how, well... artists all do this, performed, give me a fee, what to do, the penguins want it too, seryoga began to fight them off, scream, and sgenni. clean, realizing that they would not wait for the fish, the penguins ran away, while seryoga was coming to his senses, the trainer ran up to him and, breathing fumes on seryoga, asked: listen, man, my penguins did not run here. “so these are his penguins,
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” seryoga thought, no, the main thing is that he drinks, and his glitches come to me, they didn’t run through, the trainer enriched the russian language with new rhymes for the word “ran to the police, ask for help. lieutenant, the penguins ran away from me, help me find him. the sober lieutenant stared at this crazy man, very offended. here you go. , the penguins have already escaped from someone, and he’s still not in one eye, because at work, you know?
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the question is, but since the penguins are not mine, then can i have another glass, can i or can’t i can, can i, he tried to persuade himself to have another glass , at that time a policeman rode up to him on a horse, turned around and nose to nose... with the muzzle of a horse,
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happy new year, the policeman said, the policeman was sitting high up, and seryoga did not see him. so i thought that a horse was talking to him, hello, mr. horse, seryoga answered, happy new year to you too, oh, be sad, first penguins, now a talking horse, but that was too much, he
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asked in a trembling voice: excuse me, mr. horse, you to me? the policeman replied: yes, why do i need you! i didn’t surprise the penguins yet, this answer wasn’t surprising, here you go, now the penguins go to the horses come. the policeman explained, you know , here one goat’s penguins have disappeared, the whole
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police is looking for them, while this ram is sleeping in the monkey barn, seryoga’s brain is racing, what is this, this is happening, a talking horse and... a new year’s squirrel, seryoga, to come a little to himself, slapped himself on the cheek, hearing a pop.
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penguins jumped out of the snowdrift and began running around the earring, screaming and flapping their wings, the scream was disgusting, the horse screamed, but they caught it. i already caught seryoga crying. in short, the new year ended successfully, the penguins were found, seryoga sobered up, but now he had an iron rule, no drops in his mouth, but sometimes at night he wakes up screaming because
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he dreams of the speaker. a horse and penguins galloping on it, do you have something to hide? go to this address, it’s very urgent, but of course , let you be here, and i’ll go for a run, baby, stand, no one has ever run away from me, i ’ll come back to you, only elephants run in herds, bedlam, i suggest you don’t stop, it's
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very good that we have a suspect, the clock is ticking, if you will. you are very real, rom, wherever you are, remember where you are from and where your home is, this is your strength, you are now one of the most gifted at your age on this instrument of ours, i was waiting for irishi to start dancing, know that your destiny is close, because
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princess, it’s me. let's make all the wishes, whoever is on the street, may a snowflake land on everyone 's boiled water, if the snowflake doesn't melt while they're drinking at 12 o'clock, blue bird, welcome to the extraordinary finale, sunday on rtr. got used to watching videos online, stopped working, install, open, watch, russian channels, all tv series, movies and cartoons, educational programs and documentaries, watch
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, watch in the app or on the website, tea, how do you need to love a person in order to take him and come to him, what is a strong family built on, of course an interesting question, on love, what beautiful girls, i thought i, he knows how to do everything , this is what a person lives for, he must have a continuation, what a good conversation is built on, on trust, i am so contradictory, i have wisdom and cunning, my eye is burning, that is...
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the news was heard for the third time from museum is kidnapped malevich’s black square, imagine, this is the third time, the watchman, uncle vasya manages to restore this picture by morning.
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doctor-sthetist, listen, oh no, it’s not a graphomaniac lyricist who needs an experienced one, i’m addressing the world, i’m not expecting your recognition either, i’m simply chloroforming my consciousness with poetry, my god, master of elegant style, good afternoon! good afternoon, good afternoon, allow me to introduce myself blyga pyotr kuzmich, head of train number 17, kamatuz, eduard,
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it’s very nice, everyone has gathered, everyone is in favor... people have been sitting and waiting since the morning, they say where is our master graceful style, where is our master of graceful style, is it really him, thank god the tram has moved, i apologize, well, don’t worry, you’re starting your speech, the people will catch up, you know, i’ll listen, so please, well then maybe, you know something, but about love in general , something like that, maybe about love. then, just no hands, please, a poem,
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sergei yesenin, maybe someone will have some questions about the work of sergei yeseninovich, there will be no questions, the hall is simply frozen with anticipation, please begin, very interesting poem. take sergei yesenin's poem to heart, shagane, you are my shagane, shagane, you are my shaga,
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kuzmich, e-mine, what are we going to do with the pipe, the water is already up to our necks, kuzmich, i'm a plumber, not an ichthian, i'm sorry, this is for work , continue, continue, very interesting , very... "poem by sergei yesenin, shagane, you are mine, shagane, shut up, shut up, i told you, i said, shut up, dina, get out of here, run around the store during working hours "? in short, the artist is performing,
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you’re barking here, well, you’re an artist here you see, there it is, this is a godly scary thing, something scary somewhere, please don’t pay attention, this is zina from the accounting department, please continue, it’s very interesting, i didn’t clap.
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in the nose, yes, in the nose, it won’t stink, no , i promise, please, goodbye, i’m sorry, this is ours, you know, in the fourth section , a pipe broke, and everything from this pipe, it’s the infrequencies that flowed out, please continue,
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well, read it already. poem by sergei yesenin, shagane, you are mine, shagane, shagane, you are mine, terrible, oh, you know what, i'm on my own.
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i don’t need anyone except you, so what do you like? khvazemorda, if you don’t please him, then read the scary thing here, the balks here, read the poem that i wrote at night. read the poem by sergei yeseninatim, continue, continue, i imperceptibly like this, please continue, very interesting, very, very, poem.
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please continue, all the eggs, the poem, mine, i am mine.
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situations were built on all sorts of misunderstandings, someone said something to someone, but he was misunderstood, went the situation is turning in the wrong direction , well, for example, this is the situation: late evening, a girl is walking through the forest suddenly hears: stand, she stops, lie down, crawling towards me, the girl lies down in horror, crawls to where the voice is coming from, crawls out. .. a clearing and sees a man sitting on a stump, looking at her , he says in surprise: girl, what’s wrong with you, and i’m working on the dog here, i see you crawling, oh, what a misunderstanding, or another case,
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twice a month, cruising along one route, the ship passed by a small islands in the ocean, on this island there is some strange bearded man in an incomprehensible language, someone was screaming, desperately waving his arms, in fact, who is this - the passenger asked the captain, i have no idea, the captain answered, every time we pass by here this island, this guy , he’s just going crazy, what are we talking about, i don’t understand why he ’s outraged, you fool, my wedding is on friday at 12, i missed it... i don’t have a suit, well, friends, they helped me out, they gave me the address store, good, proven, either they got something mixed up, or the store moved, i don’t know, i arrived at the indicated address,
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glanced briefly at the name of the ritual store, but in the turmoil it didn’t dawn on me that this , to put it mildly, was not exactly that ritual. am i supposed to perform it? no , well, someday, of course, but not on friday, at 12. i fly up to the counter, i say to the seller: hello, hello, i would like to try on a suit, show me what you have here, a woman with a mournful voice asks what size you are interested in , i say:
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oh, listen, why are the colors so gloomy, black, gray, and why be happy? don't know, i would like something cheerful, something to match the color of my eyes, man, who will compare with you? no, no, what do you think, everyone will immediately get drunk with joy, or what? although that’s also an option, then you know, give me something white, man, we only have white slippers, my feet are wide, they don’t pinch.
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and when you put them on, will you care? well, in some ways you’re right, of course, such an event, it’s not like that, such an event, maybe i’ll have it once in my life, but you still doubt it, well, everything in life it happens, okay, let’s hurry up, otherwise i feel like i don’t have long left. do you even know the date? so on friday at 12:00. how are your relatives? how do they react? well, how did your family make you happy, as always? yes, that’s not the right word, they talked me into it on friday so that they could go for a walk for 3 days? you know what i’m thinking, if the jacket is too tight, i’ll come in on monday and change it. they took her away in an ambulance, she no longer
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works, i say, you can’t go into trade with weak nerves, anywhere but there. we remember our dearest streets. "pash, you're in trouble, i'm getting married, he's the groom
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mine is itching, i’ve been waiting for you for so long, please , this night the stars promise a miracle, please meet me, this is my mother, yulia borisovna, anna mikhalkova, a completely unfamiliar man appears in my house in the middle of the night, carrying some kind of talk about space, nina usatova , again she kicked you out in the triche , did maxim lagashkin, i didn’t sleep all night, i thought about you, anna chipovskaya, kiss me, anton shagin, that’s what it is, golay’s comet can only be seen once in a lifetime, what a fatal comet, thanks to her, i met you, halley's comet, on december 31 on rtr. you are looking 100 to one, what is our task
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, open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then with the help, the name of which character from pushkin’s works everyone knows, how much it will be 7.8, 7.8, 7.8, how much, who is at work , speaks a lot and loudly, if you answer, then with humor. i'm chopping oak, don't pluck, problems with water, light, housing and communal services, i don't know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - this is a set for a headache, god forbid now, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one , tomorrow on rtr. well, judging by the symptoms, we have a new and new
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season sklefosovsky new season in the new year on rtr. kuravli fly to china. just don't fly away. neither in winter, nor in summer, nor in summer, do not abandon me on this planet. blue light on december 31 on rtr, the scene is a supermarket, they say that going to the supermarket on an empty stomach is a bad omen,
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there will be no money, a friend told me this, she removes damage there in the supermarket , interrupts the date for... urgent matters, but the main thing is to try not to buy something from a surrogate, read carefully what is not written on labels, a cheese-like product , just think about it, it is only similar to cheese, not all of which is made from, or a beer drink, a wine drink, a juice drink, milk, what it is reconstituted from , potato-flavored chips, what they are made from, a sausage product , imitation caviar, in a word, pathologically pure products, there was one thrifty woman who spent so long choosing
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dumplings that she froze her face. doctor, it’s very good that you came, i’m not a doctor, i’m a doctor’s sausage, but after me it’s just to the doctor, oh, a joke, of course, i’m the most popular sausage in this late-night supermarket, what’s up, even in the whole country, on earth, the entire human race prefers to eat meat, respects it in advance, sandwiches with sausage, i’m insanely popular,
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i’m loved by the whole country, on sunday in the store , you go to the meat department, the sausage there is true... vidbal, the sausage there is provitbal, and i lived on the coast, yes i lived, at 2:20 you were, yes i was, all the people stood behind me, stood behind me, stood behind me, and took me by the sack, took me by the sack, and ate me for a long time, and you know, but i... as a buyer would still like to know what you are made of? well, it says on me: 100% beef. well, you know, i also have something written on my garage, there’s a nissan there, yeah, and yet, what are you dear sausage made of, are you interested in the ingredients? yes,
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okay, guys! it’s immediately obvious that the guys are useful, because they are so lean and athletic, so who are you with us, we are food additives, preservatives, i’m a guy known to everyone for a long time, i’m a preservative, i eat 620. “if you put me in on time, 2,000 years will be the expiration date, with me, guys, it’s very simple, i’m a dye, e190, my fanty percentage is quite high, drink it, your tongue will be yellow for 2 days, i’m a fixer,
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i fix everything, i add strength like no one else , i’m sorry, i need to run, fix everything that’s not fixed, i’m a sweetener and i. i’m not sad, i’ll sweeten any pill for you , i can sweeten everything in your life, even that this one couldn’t fix it, i’m a pathogen everywhere and always, oh , sorry, i ended up in the wrong place, all our people have already tried me, flavor enhancer e900, in food i 've been here for a long time, i can make it delicious even anything. and i’m a buyer, i don’t care about anything, i dream of buying it, i have normal food, but you just read the packaging, you’re goofed up there. you will immediately find the answer, the song, start singing, we
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are incredible talents, harmful additives, preservatives, we preserve the product for years, we don’t want to think about people, we hide names behind letters, but no one knows what my name is, we are just e-e, we let’s not forget our calling, we bring taste and ulcer to people, you never know what else we bring, sometimes we use vitamins, eat and be silent, your number eight, let buyers scold us all, manufacturers scold us all. well done, well, you don’t regret
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that you were interested, please tell me, after all, but you have meat, of course there is, but i have lard and beef, there is, um, there is, pork and lamb. there are crocodiles, hippopotamuses, monkeys, pichelotes , and a green parrot, and the green parrot, thank you, it’s just, what about you, i’m an apple, an apple, what about you before such a life?
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i’m not laughing, i’m not laughing, while they were asking me, we arrived at the warehouse, i dropped my box, i was beaten, and the movers’ eyes were all flooded, oh, the flooded ones ruined the girl, i sell myself to you for a penny, for a penny, i scream into the little pen, you take me moonshine, look here, i’m not lost, i’m antoine, lowly , you’re a useful little man, don’t look at the fact that we’re
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useful, not mushy, yes not beautiful, but clean, without any chemicals. man, you have money, well, a little, but who are you? i, cabbage, and this dance is especially for you, i am a cool vegetable for... with cabbage, i often come, very, very tasty, everyone needs me,
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but i have a whim, more than anything else in the world , to dance, i love striptease, oh, don't go wait, look, striptease, cool, i’ll shout, wait, wait, the shoot is still ahead, now i ’ll take off my clothes, boys, almost, yes, like churishki. lita striptis, this is my whole life, e!
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give me the money, i won’t pay for the stump, all the men are like that, they’ll come, undress and won’t take it, ugh! what products can you buy now, inexpensively, usefully , without any chemicals, and most importantly, accessible , oh, apparently, i can’t wait for an answer to this question, hey, uh, damn it, man, what are you shouting here, what are you doing? , blossom, what are you
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doing, i... and who are you? and look at my eyes are clear, i didn’t recognize it, what are you doing? they keep me in bags in the basement, they send students to look at me, here i am standing in front of you, a simple russian potato, chopped with a shovel, a tractor. crushed, eaten by colorado fever, what are you doing, dear ones, i’ve been with you all my life, and you love me, look after me, and i fed you, and i will always feed you. i
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have accumulated questions, one doesn’t give me peace, everyone sings about bananas, coconuts, well, who will sing about potatoes, beauty. people's housewife gardening to any authorities pleasing svetna delicious she hello hi mash, i’m sorry, but it’s impossible without you, the premiere is on rtr, decent girls
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are having breakfast at this time, and you are where, exactly, the snipergay worked. she thinks that everything is not so simple here, but i trust, marya sergeevna, what did you think, and what could i think? okay, i won’t detain you, detain me, please, i beg you, detain me, new secrets of the investigation, we look at rtr on monday, the floor is shaking, the walls are shaking, big ones have arrived. in the new season with new renovations, with a slight movement of the hand, we are making this room absolutely faceless three different functional zones, ideas are overflowing, we want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be plenty of surprises and a lot of work, plans are turning into projects before our eyes, i adore plants, i’m generally
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a plant maniac, in the living room of our heroes, there are real stone flowers , after dismantling , a lot will become clear, and dreams become reality, as you look, let them into your home, big changes, every sunday on rtr, dad, this is my fiance, joji, dad, lord george peacock, lord. what kind of foreign tourists we saw some weirdos here, we drove everyone away and you, as they say, are welcome, if you harass zhorik, i will file for divorce, the best son-in-law can only be a son, and georgie, meet me, this is your father, that this is the
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same doctor with ... that you were drunk once, and i kept thinking what was wrong with you, nosfet, ho-ho, but son, dad, golden daddy, december 30 on rtr, where is your homeland, my brother, and whose homeland are you , soldier, who do you serve, former friend, tear off everything that is ours, which was together, what will remain with you, they are against god, we went on a tour through all the liberated territories, what an impression it makes, russia comes and the city lives, boris kovchevnikov’s program, life and fate, from monday to friday on rtr.
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golden lion of the venice film festival. be simpler, hello genya, roll call, 1, 2 , 3, people will be drawn to you, i’m sorry, i can’t get used to the fact that you can be good, so i’m clinging, it’s okay, you marry me
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and you’ll cling legally, it’s too late , dubrovsky, people's artist, on friday on rtr, and... traditions are like national and local, say , rooted in a specific institution, in one restaurant, i once asked the waiter, they say, what is it that you have near the buffet, the employees have fun so loudly, he explained, this is our custom, in at the end of the working day we arrange a loud reading of the book of complaints, in a word about traditions and customs. one for all, all for one, such a common custom, among everyone, among the chinese, among the jews, among the nanais, we have our own in russia,
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uncle kolya, when he died, god forbid, everyone got drunk on joy. as soon as he died, we immediately they drank from the mountain, well, it’s a common thing , well, no one knows why you have to drink, but everyone knows that you definitely have to, it’s a custom, well, you drank , they bring a coffin here, it’s also a custom to bury in coffins, and the coffin is new thing, no one knows where these new things came from, i’ll wash them, they’ll buy them for 100, they’ll wash them for a thousand
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, well, we’re sitting there, washing our relatives , waiting, by the way, the heat was over 30°, uncle kolya wasn’t even rotten, and in our family, everyone in our family is uncle fedya, when cruel death in a dream.
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you can't go back, no luck. and they sent six people, after some time they are running from the coffin, they have just set off, and the wedding is coming, and this is an ordinary one, then the wedding will come across the way, he must definitely drink to the health of the newlyweds, definitely, this is an ordinary one, we all drank, even uncle kolya rose from the coffin, drank , otherwise you’ll never miss it, have a drink, there’s a cemetery here. my wife immediately
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began to cry, oh, bury me with him, that’s also a custom, well , it’s not necessary to bury, when they started throwing earth, she quickly moved away, otherwise we had a case, they buried uncle vitya, but they buried uncle sazha, how did he slipped, after all, they were in a hurry to get to the wake, and why were they in a hurry, another case was when serozha’s uncle died in the city in a buffet. i sent a telegram to his wife at the morgue, so i sold a cow to celebrate the wake, set the table, everyone went to the mountains for their uncle, and uncle serozha caught his breath in the morgue, went home through the window, i ran home, there was no one, the table was full of booze, and he was in the morgue 3 haven’t eaten for a day, that’s why we...
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it’s believed that the more you drink, the worse you feel, the better off he’ll be in the next world, they remembered, they started to leave, there’s a passerby you need to drink, it’s also usually believed that if you don’t drink, you won’t get there, but if you drink, then you can... we all drank, uncle petya didn’t, he died, but how they brought the mirror to his lips, i don’t understand, they brought it if you don’t take a glass of vodka, it means you’re dead, we immediately drank it out of grief, sat down to wait for our relatives, then they bring a coffin, well, that’s another story , but as they say, it’s over, it’ll end in... it’s also a custom to cling to the end,
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we have a lot of them good customs, there is nothing better than celebrating the new year with those you truly love, so some we decided to invite olivier, jellied meat and fur coat to our place. yes, these days all men, without a twinge or conscience, can put on a face mask, salad, olivier, life is somewhat like a buffet, some take from it as much as they want, others, as much as they can, some, as much as their conscience they allow it, and others, as much as their arrogance allows, but one way or another
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... the rule for everyone is the same: you can’t take it with you, a certain woman valya got angry with her grandchildren, with all the money she saved, she inserted gold teeth into herself, but you say you can’t take it with you , like this. in conclusion, a quote charles chaplin, humor helps us survive and maintain our sanity. so all the best to you, peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo, happy new year, happy new year, happiness to all.
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let's look at the weekend, my daughter disappeared, she didn't come home last night, your daughter also disappeared, well, i messed with both of them. so what? i wonder how your life is, do you know that you raised a monster? yes, blood, a lot of it, on the floor and coffee table? waiting is worse than death. i will not rest until i find out what happened to your daughter. do you believe me? the unknown is worse than the truth. was found
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body of a young girl, maria kulikova. love at the risk of... life today on rtr, tea manenka, manenka, yes, how do you need to love a person in order to take and come to him, what is a strong family built on, of course an interesting question, on love, what beautiful girls left , he knows how to do everything , for this a person lives, he must have a continuation, on what a good conversation is based on trust, i am so contradictory, i have wisdom and cunning, my eye lights up, that is, well, if you noticed, even two, even
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two, when everyone is at home, on sunday on rt. the farm is prefabricated, a former collective farm, we will raise it, so where is the chief engineer? i am the chief engineer novikov marinseki, why i contacted you, it would be better if you didn’t come, marin serge, for every muscovite there is the first guy in the village, this toothy mahler of yours.

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