what are you eating? what do you eat? where did you find this? what it is? you'll get poisoned, how many times, how many times? i told you, don’t eat anything, where did you find this, well, well, tell me, well , where did you find this, well, well, why are you silent, well, well, shame on you, my god, yes , good afternoon, here, he ate my hat, this is a hat, i didn’t know it was a hat, hold the lady, hold it, hold the lady, this was yours, this is my horse, this is my horse.

nightcap, i would sit in this hole all day long, the sun is in the yard, but here we have pitch darkness , right? so, here's hot water, put it away, lord, what a stuffiness, virginie, this morning at 7:9 my wife told me, i'm leaving, i'm going to buy myself gloves, suede gloves, excuse me, monsieur! i'm going

to buy myself some suede gloves. no one will ever make me believe that buying suede gloves. virginie, what was my wife dressed this morning? she was wearing her new dress with ruffles.

take the fakr, oh nais, nais, here i am, felix. virginia, now we’ll go look at the wedding gifts, wait for me in the yard, firstly, the owner will be back at ten o’clock from everyone invited, they will inspect the house and go to city hall, we need to take hay from the yard and finish painting the stable, and secondly, tobacco in such quantities is harmful to health, you can die, i won’t die, just between you and me, why is this your... the owner is planning to get married, fell in love, felix, if you suddenly need a maid, please remember me, you are tired of serving your master, do n’t remind me of him, he’s a grouch, jealous, and

his wife, i certainly don’t like to talk about my masters, prude, pretentious person doesn't touch you, stop as soon as these owners, she immediately disappears. oh, i myself made it from exactly the same dough as the others, and then, and then i would so like to serve with my fellow countryman on the tram. glory is poison and honor is dear, there is no peace , from now on, god have mercy, send me

an enemy, it would be for the sake of which i could be able to fight in battle, a sword to resolve all disputes, hey, go crazy. if the braver the musketeers, the more cheerful the kings, the braver the musketeers, the more cheerful the kings, what is it, don’t be embarrassed, don’t be embarrassed, it’s me, uncle wisener, the guests have already gathered, no, still an old cap, please, so, we have arrived at...

the newlyweds, this is my wedding gift, okay, my dear nephew, single, who is this, this is your uncle, this is my uncle, felix, you are free, i have a more interesting interlocutor, uncle, my dear nephew, let me congratulate you, with which, oh, all my wife's relatives are terrible at kissing, so, a wonderful story, leaving today at 8:00 in the morning and the ball where the newlyweds are, they follow me to the sixif. leaving today at 8:00 am from sharontuno, yes, i brought you a wedding gift, thank you, i ask you, wonderful story, i was driving through the forest and i needed to stop, oh my dear nephew, such feelings honor you, what feelings, there were nettles, i burned

my hands, oh, i'm happy for you, my friend, yes, thank you , so, i come back and don’t see my horse, the horse has disappeared, i go back and forth, where is the horse, there is no horse, how did mr. fatinar lose his horse? mister felix, i'm talking to a man who doesn't hear anything, i ask you to never interfere in my family affairs, yes, yes, yes, i would say more, only with good husbands there are good wives, yes , the horse has disappeared, i go back and forth, there is no horse, i come closer, suddenly, what do i see, my horse, oh, is chewing some kind of bunch of straw, decorated with poppies, i hear a heart-rending female scream, my hat , my hat, a bunch of straw, turned out to be... a hat, she hung it on a tree, carried away by a conversation with someone in the military, by the way, a very playful girl, you would like her, no, i live in a shaya, i live in a shaya, so that you got burned, and near the fire station, okay, okay, okay, i agree, i’m just about to apologize to the lady when this guy interferes a military man, some kind of mad african

, what an insignificant little morel, he shouts to me, well, you need to know me, the blood instantly rushed to my head, i also answered him something, he rushes at me, i rush, poor thing, here i am, i only managed to throw a coin of 20 francs, 20 francs, maybe it was 20, i don’t remember, by the way, i’ll have to count it up in the evening, well, eat, but don’t want to, did you see it? that's enough, that's enough, my dear, at what time do we leave at least, at 10:00, and at 10:00, yeah, so, so, so, well, thank you, sorry, like this, like that, again , shock, oh, thank you, at 10 o’clock, yes, yes, maybe i’ll have time to take a nap, if you allow, you will give me great pleasure, yes, ah, please , thank you. yvette, lisette, mizeta,

janeta, georgette, my whole life vanya is warmed like the july sun, as long as she is with me, i swear.

we watch to explore the world, educational programs and documentaries, we watch, we watch, in the application or on the website, we are glad to welcome you to the main music festival, song of the year, when there is joy in the heart, soon our sun will rise. when on new year is here, the sweet taste of raspberries on your

lips, happiness, fulfillment of desires, health for everyone, it is impossible to do without a song, i took it from my heart, you are irresistible, like in a prima ballet, the narrowest hit about my delicious soul, because the heart. song of the year january 1 and 2 on rtr. my father demands that i urgently send him a photograph of my bride. hello, we have arrived, otherwise there will be no money. look how beautiful she is.

what if she falls in love with you and then what? i’ll give you money and send you home, but what if you love her? beauty and the beast. january 2 on rtr. man, discover what will happen if you eat at night, bite me, of course, it’s a holiday, when the new year was walking around novosibirsk, you were already crawling around the bathroom, growling, why is my plate so big and empty, i want meat in the fall, happy coming.

now my little wife will come here, and it seems to me that i will be faithful to her, she is so attractive, so sweet in her rank wreath. helen, everything, uncle, everything, everything, a quiet family life, and what’s good, you don’t have to think about where to go in the evening, horror, well, goodbye, my dear tribe, goodbye, poison,

goodbye, come here, what, come here, yes, come, oh

, be bold, i’m with you, come in, madam, i ask, don’t be afraid of anything, i ask! come in, your visit does me honor, but i must admit that sir, of course you did not expect to see us again, i ask you, emil, there is no need for a scandal, calm down, madam, i will not offend you, but i must confess , that you offer this particular one, at least give me a chair, good. the lady wants to sit down, yes, i didn’t know that, this african irritates me a little, irritates me, emil, we don’t have enough time, let's shorten this visit, sir , let's shorten the visit as much as possible, please, you need to learn the rules of decency, lieutenant, sir, i have already completed

the training course, please, you left us in the forest very impolitely, i was in a hurry, i hope so. you accidentally dropped this little thing, oh, 20 sous, i thought so, 20 sous, sorry, there was a mistake, please, what is it, it's 20 francs for a hat, sir, i promised, save the lady, calm down, i didn't think, what's the cost, what happened there, i didn't think it was the cost of the hat, please, three more francs, we did not come here to demand money, but what do you demand, apologize, lady, and i must ask for forgiveness, i release you from the apology, not a little more sir, i will not offend you, this matter will not be taken up by the madam, but speaking frankly, it was not i who ate your hat, no, sir, what does he want to say by this, and in general, why does your lady hang hats on the trees, you didn’t hang a gift, sir, no, why? your lady is walking in the forest with a military man, why, it may seem suspicious, what do you mean by this,

mr. tverneev, who is madam, it ’s me, sir, excuse me, this is my cousin, we expressed together, it’s clear that if we went for a walk, it was only to talk about his future, about his career , i wanted to set him on the right path, for this you took off the hat from the sir, damn it, what do you want to say by this, don’t break my chairs, sir, so, let’s finish, finish, sir, you will finally apologize to my lady, with with great pleasure, i hasten, sir, accept my assurances of my respectful respect with which, okay, i ’ll give my horse a good beating, no , that’s not enough, just as it ’s not enough for you, okay, i’ll send you to eternal hard labor, sir, don’t break my furniture, sir!

where is my son-in-law? where is this unkempt man? oh my god, this is the end. if he finds a woman in my house, i'm dead. what to do? yeah , my son-in-law, my son-in-law, i'm terminating everything, you 're an uncouth man, go away,

go away, where did you grow up together, we grew up together, but you've already grown up, okay, i need a garden bed, take an animal, run, run, she jump out, run, woman, offer your hand to your cousin, and where is this, my son-in-law, we are going to the city hall, in that direction, city hall there, you there, and i there, no, no, you can’t, i forbid it, you can’t, i forbid it , no, well, don’t forget this and quickly get the carriages, gentlemen, that you are all sitting in the carriages, this is my nephew,

so where did you come from? mr. felix - allowed me to see the wedding gifts? what do you have? a gift from mr. felix. is there a gift here? i don't know any felix. my maid we died. send it immediately otherwise. i'll kill you, got it, go away come here early, otherwise i will kill you, get out of here, or i will kill you, madam, explain what all this means, madam, where, where, she loses consciousness, nothing, like nothing, madam, don’t tear the parterre with your hands, don’t tear the parterre , sir, take her, come on, this is my maid, she recognized the hat, she will tell her everything to her husband, like her husband, her husband, her husband, he is a rude jealous man, sir, why bother, i beg you, don’t be lazy , this is a holy day without this opaque hat, my husband, he sees everything in

a black light, he imagines such things, from which his eyes will turn black, i understand, i feel that i will die from everything, just not here, only i beg you, not here, ladies and gentlemen, the apartment is completely unsuitable for this, quiet, quiet, we must immediately get exactly the same same hat. of course, where they get hurt, the african is right, take a sample, if you go right now , just not here, not here, to the shops, am i crazy, can’t you see that i’m dying, can’t you see that the ladies are dying , but give her a glass of water, sir, you’re not dying, give her a glass of water, like you do you think i can leave the lady in this state, and my son-in-law, well, where are you, i am now, now, now, are we going or not, now, my dear, yes, dear, gentlemen, understand, it’s quieter on its own, hat won’t end up on your lady’s head, oh yes, no , it seems to me absolutely, listen, so you

fly now, run, forward, why run, it’s impossible, ladies and gentlemen, i want to inform you that i’m getting married today, i’m glad to inform you about this significant event, the whole wedding procession, all my relatives are waiting for me at the gates of my house, but i don’t care, you don’t care, i don’t care about your wedding, sir , we won’t leave here until my lady’s head has exactly the same hat on it, it’s clear to you, pay attention to the quality , italian, a very true point, pay attention to the quality, sir, well, have mercy , well, why should i now run like a hare after your hat, sir, will you go or won’t you go, in the end, touch my promises in the end, don’t touch my promises, leave the furniture alone, well, what should i do with the cabs, with the measure who is waiting, go tell everything to your father-in-law, or you will get the hat,

or there won’t be a wedding... there will be, of course i’ll help you, court, because it’s too good, i understand your situation, but there’s no need to scratch the furniture with your finger, with a blow, i’m ready. my father-in-law, my bride, where are you going, to the city hall, forward!

i’ll tell you an honest mover, i’ll tell you the truth, in this world, in this world there is only lies, deception, theft, well , this is debatable, but nothing is debatable, i’ll give you an example, yesterday, for example, i left the house, i didn’t have time take three steps when they stole my scarf, they stole my scarf, good morning, mr. tordivo, how is your health, very bad, good, what was i talking about, yes, they stole my scarf, i’m going to the store to buy myself a new one. “here they speak only english , i enter, nothing of the sort, they speak only french, vileness, vileness, what are you saying, then, prices are written without asking, and i haggle, i haggle, and they give me nine soups, nine sous, okay, i pay, i get change instead of five change, i get four, mestozhak, four, well, not vile, wildebeest.”

still needs our protection, there are so many around i’m not chasing, yesterday, yesterday my handkerchief was stolen, you can imagine, i ask

you, please. please look in our direction, there are many more scoundrels than you think, i assume that there is a scoundrel in everyone, if you open him up, then he will certainly be there, this is my refuge, mr. tardivo, accept my congratulations, you are late again, it’s your fault , but it’s not my fault, i bought myself a new razor yesterday, the store assured me that the blade would shave very well, but it doesn’t shave... at all, i have an urgent need for you an order, you will now rush, well, where can i rush, before i rush , anywhere, i must, you now and bring three-color scarves, this is an order from the mayor from the province, but i’m here, my shirt is completely wet, how are you here, okay, i’ll change clothes when i get back, since the morning and today i’ve been chasing chest inflammation, but it seems that now i’ll catch up with it, you should be my

dreams, sir, you were with me. yes, mr. mayor has not arrived yet, i need to settle some formalities, do not leave the carriages, i ask everyone to remain on their places, i warn you, this is not a village, this

is a city, our relationship has reached a dead end, problems must be solved, and not run away from them, tomorrow, i ’m waiting for you. at the dance, just trust , kostya, let him lead you, no matter where , i can’t do this, i need to know which way he will go, i have to prepare, marina konyashkina, dmitry miller, so what will we do, thanks with serg , i don’t know yet, but i won’t give up, chacha, premiere, today on rtr, we’re watching to explore the world. educational programs and documentary movies, we watch, we watch, in the application or on the website, firewall, and the ships are poking tigers

, what kind of jungle has been created, actors work in cages, i don’t want to be a steak, tigers according to the stanislavsky system, games mainly consist of three parts, but what is it ? it feeds on both horse meat and mountain grass, and i read that it feeds on human prey, not a single predator was harmed in the film’s suspense, the striped voyage on december 31st sled. i'm waiting for you in the soviet union.

new year without klifosovsky is like a doctor without a robe, winter without snow, herring without shud. sklefosovsky, new season in the new year on rtr, sudaroni, i really need a hat made of

italian straw, quickly, immediately, hurry up, it’s you, dear. clara, a terrible meeting, apparently you don’t have anyone like that, okay , i’ll come by in a second, finally, where did you come from, i arrived from afar, after 6 months of absence, only without noise, 6 months there was not a single stage, ah this is how you treat women, whom i confess, i was a little wrong, a little wrong, remember, it started during the funeral of my unfortunate husband.

but then later you tell me, wait a minute, i’ll go get an umbrella, i’m like a fool, i just have to wait, now 6 months have passed and they showed up without an umbrella, why bother with a blow, why am i being polite? i demand an explanation , my children, be more careful, i advise you to behave as expected, do not take off your gloves, those who have them, as for me, gentleman, put your tree somewhere, emblem, emblem, be silent, i have melted with it’s only when i’m separated from my daughter, dad, something hurts me all the time, move, move, everything will pass, dad, yes, yes, but what will they do with me?

nothing, nothing, you should modestly lower your eyes and say, yes, everything will be over, everything will be over, clara, baby, you know how much i love you, this man promised to marry me, i promise you not to give up the promise if you are marrying another woman. shut up, shut up, marry someone else, never, never, never, never, i need a hat made of italian straw, immediately with poppies, for another woman, shut up, for what woman, this is for a friend’s captain who wants to decorate the head of his colonel, i don’t really believe you, but i will forgive you under one condition, under which, now you are having lunch with me, how are we going to have lunch now? yes, but in the evening, in the evening, oh, amazing day,

i think, well, what to do in the evening, i think, well, i think, well, how to kill, right?

it was a brilliant idea to open a hat salon , yes. this is natural, i am completely different from other madists, i am virtuous, i have no lovers, the present moment, be careful there,

we want to drink, drink, damn these village weddings. it’s so hot, they ’re getting married, my lower back is catching, my children, here comes mr. mayor with his tricolor scarf, come here, everyone, come, i feel like my shirt is all wet, and tomorrow, oh my god, where is my flannel vest, here it is, my flannel vest, finally i...

yeah, we all have to sign for it, but what about those who don’t know how to write, give up, are you ready? antoine petipé, i don’t need names, it’s strange, in our charontans they always ask for them.

it's very hot, i'm imbued with these responsibilities, no, today i will definitely fall in love with you, i realized that a witness must have three qualities, i don’t know where the hell my son-in-law went, but it’s absolutely true, the french proverb says that in order to know the taste

of wine, you don’t have to drink a whole barrel to the bottom, well , if you agree to wait, i’ll write you a letter from florence. exactly the same, in 2 weeks , 15 days, yes, i know only one such hat in our city, clara, i buy it, she doesn’t sell it, why is it unlikely that baroness de champagny will agree, you know how i do i love you, you know, clara, you know everything, words, words, all words, be quiet, cousin, leonidas, that’s it.

i’m giving it to you, take it, sir, why did everyone leave, i’m terminating everything, this is already old, i ’ve already heard it, it won’t help you, and you’re still asking, no, you’re still asking, you’ve just been caught by your columbines, unfortunate one , this is not columbine. this is my cousin, stay in this state, i’m completely cousin, that’s enough, that’s enough, i can’t do it anymore i need to change clothes now, where is he going, where is he going, you have to imagine my cousin is there, i will invite her to her wedding, my cousin

cannot come out here. “the thing is that she is in mourning in a pink dress, this is not a village, but a city, sir, this is mourning for her unfortunate husband, let me go, what is this, who are these people, let me go, why am i she is being pursued, i need to change into a flodel vest, let me go, gentlemen, let him through, let me through, let him through to the body, gentlemen, my own body , let me in, god, lord, i asked you, i begged you, gentlemen, to stay on your own places, you see that i am in mourning, you do you see what state i'm in?