tv Vesti RUSSIA1 December 30, 2023 11:00am-11:46am MSK
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come in, come in, come in, it’s flying here, oh , charming, i, i forgive your impolite behavior, my son-in-law, get dressed, now the newlywed will come in, enter, my fearless daughter , into the conjugal canopy, no, i don’t want to, i’m afraid, be silent, keep quiet, i don’t want to, i’ll leave, keep quiet, keep quiet, your best man mission ends at the threshold.
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incomprehensibly, the only case in the history of mankind, i am sitting at home, keeping my feet in hot water, waiting for my wife, suddenly some gentleman appears, demands a straw hat and aims at me with a pistol, from my own pistol, this... understand, this is a tragedy , you don’t know anything, my horse eats a hat made of italian straw, its owner is walking around the fox with some young military man, then they take possession of my house without a contract but in the name real estate, according to my servant, felix. what's wrong with my basmaki? why didn’t your lady go to her home, is this your widow?
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widow, what a widow, widow, she has a husband, husband, is it really some kind of scoundrel, scoundrel, in my opinion, just an idiot, listen, have you ever filmed them, and mine friend, our sacred duty, we must see our husband through and we must help our lover. that’s right, of course, we need help, but let’s try again from here, like this, but it ’s hopeless, italian straws, poppies, i think i have such a hat, i have it, name your price, how much? how
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much money is it, where is it, and i say, it’s at my house, the address , it’s quite far away, royal square, the house number, well, why do you need the house number, i don’t understand, and i’ll send it in an hour, i could call a tow truck, well wait, here you go please, for your concern, i specialize in fulfilling other people's wishes, making wishes? or fulfill them, you’re joking again, you have to believe in miracles, who likes what more, you kissed this mymry, look, don’t lose everything you have left, three wishes, today on rtr, we are glad to welcome you to the main music festival song : years when
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i'm interested in how you found out where the body is girls, as if someone wants to tell me something, get out of here, even though you’re not normal to me. on your side, think about why you were given this gift? the secret of lelit from january 2 on rtr, man, discover what will happen if you eat at night, bite me, of course, it’s a holiday, when the new year was walking around novosibirsk, you were already crawling around the bathroom, screaming, why is my plate so big and empty, i want i woke up with the upcoming meat, and i washed down the ice cream with borscht, i treated myself to a parade of humor, the premiere today on rtr, my children, it is coming
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a solemn moment for every father, yes, when he parts with his daughter. the hope of his advanced years, the support of his old age, this unwanted flower, no, no, this delicate flower now belongs to you, oh my son-in-law, love her, protect her, cherish her, and he doesn’t say a word in response, rude, sorry, my daughter , look at this bush, i planted you in... a pot on the day you, and no, i planted this bush in a pot on the day you appeared light, light appeared, let it be yours for you, i i got it, i already got it, it's mine father-in-law, this is not father-in-law, this is a piece of sticky
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plaster, what a full bouquet, the whole wedding procession assembled, about the dog they tortured, give the animal, what is this, what are you doing in my house? calmly, this is for me, this is for me, you brought us, no, you brought us to a stranger, a strange person, this is my friend, and you take it calmly, you know that your wife will live in someone else’s house, my child, i’m terminating everything, terminating , this will not help you, take this emblem that i
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what are you doing here? i'm returning home to my master, who is your master? mister boperki, what? his wife is the owner of the hat, i told him everything, how has the mistress not returned yet? zhenya, do you love felix? very. then run. no, take the theater. here's three francs for you. you know the address, royal square nine. let felix warn the african. i'll hand over and explain all the situation. i'll try to stop him. run. article 214. according to article 214 of the napoleonic code, a wife has the right and must be with her husband and follow him wherever he lives.
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talkers at the post, but you know that the night wind always kept me silent, there was no case when the wind blew through the one who had it in his head, march. why didn't i dig? my god, what a heat, truiver, what a hellish heat, so the easiest way to catch a cold is, well, of course, how many times have i told you, trubber, i told you, don’t put so many fractions in... the stove, well, who’s right, who’s right? i asked you, now this is the fashion
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truiber, everyone throws dust in each other’s eyes, pouts a little with importance, instead of saying to each other: listen, you and i are two nice simple people, equally from burdov’s simple people, you, sir same old concept, the patrol must always remember who is the corporal here, who is the guardsman, listen, let's better drink a bottle of sugar water while we are alone, and i am always alone, get it, it’s not enough, well sir, it’s too late , modmoiselle, i don’t intend to hang around here, well, you yourself set the price, now it’s different , don’t be afraid, you’ll earn more, you’ll be impudent, who am i, and what’s going on here,
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i’ll tell you now i’ll tell you about my wife , she was a very decent woman, one might say, a person with a crystal soul, a person with a crystal soul, but, but you know, as a wife, as a wife, it’s completely impossible, completely unbearable, a society lady, what a society lady dreams of. "a society lady dreams of pleasures, holidays, she dragged me
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every day, according to different scores, with a concert in other places that were very unhealthy, you know, without fresh air, and then i just had to go out into the open air and wait for hours for a fiacre, of course i caught a cold every day in obdydasberg, so do you think she ever i was resting, god forbid. forced me to dance polkas and waltzes every day, that’s when i realized that this was already catastrophically affecting my health, i told her that madam, i said politely, madam, please take your money, i will naturally take my money, do it for me favor, please please me , dance somewhere without me, that you never saw each other again after that, why? we met once, and that we
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is almost immortalized, but what seems in the morning... is transformed in the evening, it seems , the time has come, the gap is almost immortalized, but then, what seems in the morning is transformed in the evening, a connection of hearts, an ancient device, and if the end has come to an end, what the hell is the warming, and if the time has really come, all the tricks are in vain, what was floated from the yard, and even though we are apart, we beautiful, in a sweet
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impossible, open the gate for us. “this is completely impossible, why? it’s forbidden , there’s a lady upstairs, what, the same lady who ’s without a hat, i’ve been here with her since the morning, my mistress, on the wedding day, sitting and warming her feet by the marital hearth, and we, his wife, his closest relatives,
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on the head of the vile libertine and go home, all the same, we agree, we agree, but dad, i don’t want to leave him my things, my jewelry and my wedding gifts, truly, these are the words of a reasonable woman, my daughter, pierrot, you heard, return the wedding gifts to us immediately if you don’t want to. without ears, which i will cut you off like the scoop of an apple tree, what do you want, well, mascara, he was there before, these are the circumstances mitigating my guilt in the eyes of everyone, he was rancier, this approach, approach, will go,
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gentlemen, there are a few minutes left, to escape the bloodbath, the slaughterer, he will come here now, the jackal, he knows my address, armed to the teeth with daggers and pistols, gentlemen, it is our common duty to help, yes. and you 're about to be attacked, take your trinkets , what is this, come on, get out of here, what's the matter, gentlemen, my children, sort out the gifts and we'll carry out the transportation of things to the apartment, it's no longer yours, it was mine and will always be mine, gentlemen, i i protest, this is violence, these are gifts, gentlemen, if not...
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my god, we'll return home, finally i'll do my duty, wait, classic madness, marriage is invalid, legal divorce, article 113 of the code napoleon, thank you. way, my friends , we need to find our carriages again, way, way, out of place, gentlemen, what are you doing here with these packages, we are moving to another apartment, at night, your documents, your documents, you know, your documents, your documents, your documents, your documents. at we don’t have documents, oh, you don’t have documents, everyone to the guardhouse, the officer on duty will deal with you, i’m protesting in front of the whole of europe,
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me in pets, put on your hat. uh come home, listen, there's nothing here, my father-in-law, the old porcupine, he kidnapped, where is he, where is my wife, where is the wedding procession? they took me to the prison cell, they took me there, i ’m dying of health, lieutenant, quickly to the carauca , i’m taking up defensive positions, here you are, you ran away from me just to buy a cigar, but you couldn’t find any matches, by the way, you don’t have any matches, what kind of damn it, let me through, if i just find it, i doubt that it was her, the lady who settled in my house is chinese, like a chinese woman, is your wife
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where's the key? well, somewhere here, but where? well, let's look here, it's not a needle, it's a key, where could it be, this key, key, key, and where is it, you look here, i 'll look there, distract my husband, i'll try, where am i going, what is it , who is with you? what, what is it, what happened, colic, colic of gastric origin, what origin, gastric, everything, everything, end, end, end, end, this, this, this is the end , that's it, she came, she came with a sickle, i see her, but not with a sickle, i mean, with a scythe, death came, rather, rather, yes, that's not me you, rather, i, but rather everything, but no, no, nothing , better, but survived, survived, oh, oh, where is the key, what is
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my cousin eloa. well, please, madam, your cousin eloa. sorry, but i don't know you at all. so how? oh, yes, but you're wearing a hat. excuse me, madam, are you going to buy swedish gloves. does it really take 14 hours to buy swedish gloves? this is the lady in the hat. hat. thank you. excuse me, sir, but your horse ate this hat. you never know what my horse eats. mr. guardsman, what’s funny, is that a lady in a hat? yes, a lovely hat made of italian straw with poppies, with poppies? thank you, mr. tradio, from today you can drink coffee in peace, it will no longer harm you. i was
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wrong, sir, she’s wearing a hat, well, yes, tsuna, i don’t know how to speak flowery phrases, but... “i want you one minute, now we’ll fix it a little misunderstanding, it’s the same thing in freedom that strike, i don’t know how to speak flowery phrases, but as long as the heart of beaupertue beats, you will live in it, i won’t tell you anything more, but..." someone in memory of our meeting, oh no, thank you like a hat, oh, 500 francs, and take it, oh, thank you
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will listen, from saturn and jupiter, doll, there is a lot in common, these planets have a solid core, but it is very small, jupiter is distinguished by its red spot, and saturn, and katya vorontsova will tell us about saturn. what you have there? nothing, give it here, no, come on, no, this is personal, maria sergeevna, i ask you, as the director, pay your attention, i understand, the boys of the fifth b, they, well, they are awesome, but this is katya varantsova. behaves inappropriately for a girl, does not listen,
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giggles, argues with the teacher, is cocky, and also exchanges notes with the boys, maria sergeevna, this is all wrong, we don’t correspond, we exchange wishes, you heard, yes, i heard what kind of wishes, this is a game, it’s called three wishes, you need to guess and fulfill the main wish, if i fulfill it. others, then my wish will come true, whoever fulfills it is a goldfish, hey, why are you sitting, let's play snowballs, i don't want to play, okay, len, listen, i love you, since the first time you i saw you once, back in first grade with bows and hemp, how bad you feel, right? calm down, it's me, makar. makar has long wanted you
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they brought it, and oh, yeah, wow, how am i going to collapse, are we going to sleep here? just a couple of days, hello, you don’t know whose car it is, no, i don’t know, i don’t know, katerina, grandma, let’s go, let’s go, quickly, don’t be upset, we’ll spend a couple of money, i ’ll arrange the inheritance, let’s go back home, member the reign of the entertainment world, in my opinion, sounds
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beautiful, but the director of dreams, you don’t like it, well, who knows what your dream is, here’s my entertainment? this is something, to be honest, i still can’t believe that they are going to merge my small company into their huge holding, small and remote, everything is in your hands, and grandma’s apartment, of course, is a good injection into my business, yes if only i had known as a child, i would come more often, if you sell your apartment, you’ll invest everything in the agency, well, not everything, i’ll leave something for a trip to some cool spotel, but the maldives is the best. excuse me now, what is it, girl, girl,
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stop it, please, i left the number there under glass, and what about the phone number under glass, relax, yura, it’s the same stone age, stupid... it’s customary to spoil other people’s property, in general -it’s customary here not to interfere with the life and departure of the other residents, i could have called a tow truck, but they didn’t, thank you very much for that, girl, the new year is just around the corner, why spoil each other’s insistence, well, wait, please take it, you behind worry, put away your bandura, i don’t like sweets, why are you doing this, beautiful weather, fresh air, but they didn’t do it for 5 minutes. no weather , some kind of abnormal weather. laris, this ball is here. victoria pavlovna, are you going to a corporate event? and, i say, the costume is ready, they will play the plasma. costume? yes, it will. and my husband and i decided to dress up the children as musketeers. the three
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musketeers is funny. valyush, what about you? so, are you on your internet again? it’s not your fault that you don’t know how to use anything other than your calculator and electronics, i on a personal matter, apparently, well, yes, while ekaterina mikhailovna is still traveling, if you don’t have pizza at night, it means you haven’t eaten pizza. and the minister and the queen are coming to visit us for pizza, there is sunshine in our pizza , there is no better pizza, katyuk, hello, hello, i’ve already frozen my whole brain, there’s something to eat, that’s a paradox, the food is asking for food, let's go feed you, classmate.
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