let's see, uh-huh, hi, maxim , what happened, i came for the cat, we agreed, here it's actually like a girl, i can't give you the cat, yeah , that's it, this is my cat, i won't give it to anyone, not even you, as i said, there is nothing good for you here, wait, forgive me, please, but you must understand that i can’t.

i love this divine smell, how good it is that you are in a robe, but i think no one has ever really loved me, everything flowed as usual, there were flowers, there were words, they even asked me to marry a couple of times, but no one for the sake of me i’ve never committed an action, but what do you call an action, i don’t know , something that i couldn’t... expect, well, for example, to write the word i love on the asphalt at night under the window, or to punch my boss in the face for me, or to come to me 1.00 km away , well, to the point of tears, to despair, to madness, you understand, well, why do you need such love, well , so that i can understand that i mean something, so you messed around with me drunk, so this is an act, well, it’s also an act for me, so you got drunk like a cab driver? this is an action,

this is what i understand, well wait, so what? driver, wait, i need to decorate the christmas tree, what are you doing, come to me, come here, who? mom, what's going on here? mom, meet me, this is dasha, my fiancée, no, well, i don’t understand, maxim, some kind of dasha, but what about sveta, we loved each other so much, mom, she left me on her own, and you immediately found her replacement. well done, where did she even

come from, this dasha, who is she, what does she do, and don’t you think that her only goal is to get our apartment, mom, stop it, i know enough, to want to marry her, nonsense, nonsense, complete nonsense, you are talking complete nonsense, quietly, and you dashenka in the evenings? you don’t cook, but you don’t cook, i cook, but when we’re hungry, and you just haven’t had the time to do that, it’s been such a difficult day, well, yes, i see , i see, of course, of course, we’re exhausted, cheese, sausage, oh, what cheesecakes dear i cooked it, maksyush, do you remember, it was amazing, something was not obvious, you, dashenka, take the recipe from her, with us maxim is used to good drinking. mom,

stop it, dasha is a great cook, i see larisa evgenevna, i will definitely ask her for the recipe. dashenka, tell me, where did you come to our city from? i’m from kazan, from kazan, i came to get a job. no, dasha graduated from university, she is a literature teacher. teacher, and our teachers don’t get paid enough, right? yes, unfortunately, no, it’s not full, i’m not smooth. well, okay, i guess i’ll go, you should go too.

we will buy the same sofa for me too, because i cannot sleep on a folding bed. so, why do you need to roll the meatballs in flour? in order for us to get a crispy crust. so, heat the vegetable oil in a frying pan and fry our cheesecakes on both sides. please don't forget to add our cheese after frying. what, dashenka, do you want to burn down the whole house? will the neighbors call the firefighters? i'm just frying cheesecakes. syrniki. are these cheesecakes? well then. together with the firefighters, we’ll have to call an ambulance, there’s so much butter, why, maxim has a pancreas, he could die from such food, excuse me,

cheesecakes. look what a son i have, well done, the main prize of the paris exhibition, don’t touch it, it’s from oxford, this is a patent from japan, a certificate, this is a diploma, this is a certificate of honor for active interaction with internal affairs bodies, but of course, personal gratitude to the minister of defense, he never told me about this. i didn’t want you to fade in comparison with him, you know, i understand that in your opinion i’m not a couple, maxim, i love him, very much, okay.

i'll go buy food for the cats, flour, what, flour, thank you, nothing.

you’ve reached the end of your rope, it means you’re ready for anything, how did i get here, and the whole thing is cooperative, or what? what are you, where are your smartphones, keep it simple,

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