tv Dzhentlmeni udachi RUSSIA1 December 31, 2023 4:50pm-6:21pm MSK
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tariska, old lady, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, i told you, i immediately want to communicate with you, communicate, did you buy me meringue from a french confectionery? no. and why? because, grandma, i haven’t gone outside yet, why did pavlik run out of here like crazy? because pavlik proposed to me, how? like this. you, you're finally, you're finally getting married, and you're finally going to give me all your jewelry. what kind of jewelry?
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family heirlooms that you inherited from my great-great-grandmother? and these, yes, i don’t remember where i’m going they were gone, perhaps boba sold them to the buyer, now i’m from him, i’ll find out from him, this will be problematic, because grandpa died 18 years ago, yes, and i just recently talked to him just now, but stop jabbing, this one is useless. well, the thing is, these terrible sounds make my blood pressure jump, i want to see the mountains, well, when tomorrow, tomorrow, yeah, and if i die before tomorrow, well, that means you’ll see grandpa, and they are mountains, what am i saying, how many meringues buy you, three, three, no, no, two, otherwise i won’t fit in
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my new striped trousers, stop it, like , when you have a wedding, when you want, i want it soon, oh, sorry, hello, wait, calm down, i’ll be there now, i say, i’ll be there now... where are you going, grandma, i have problems , are you leaving me, yes, i’m leaving you, i have to go to work, i’m lonely, i’m sad, and in general , to be honest, i’m already tired of this same-sex team of ours, i still love you very much, i'm leaving, well, i'm leaving, grandma, grandma, well, let me go.
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i have an allergy to cat hair, my nose swells, my eyes are running, rukina said that then they need to be drowned in a bucket, when, when the helicopter arrives, but it is unknown, they say there is no kerosene, maybe next week, but how will i get to paradise of the center, well , i don’t know, you can... call a car, but this is only in emergency cases, i have an emergency, you need to go to moscow, yes, i urgently need to go to moscow, i never allowed myself a selter, well , there was really one case , and you, you, boba, me you'll understand. i couldn’t resist, he was there, he was
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yulka, i can’t get started from that stupid schedule, either your mother has a kidney stone, or one... you don’t have counter-supervision, igor, marry me, well, you don’t love her, but you love me, that’s it marry the one you love, well, well, i don’t love her, but what will i do with my wife, i’ll buy her a ticket for
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march so that she can live there for life , what kind of perfume you have, i don’t know, some kind of french, the bunny gave it to you, and what? and the fact that i come home smelling like your perfume, i don’t need to put on perfume anymore, okay, igor, okay, i ’ll stop using perfume, i don’t know, i’ll shave my head, finish your dissertation, and in the end i’ll forget about my elderly, out-of-mind mother , i’ll forget about my two daughters, what else can i do for you, igor, here’s another thing, just please, no tears, my wife and i are flying away on new year’s holidays. congratulations, most likely i will be away for two or three weeks, here she is,
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place of condemnation of the terrorist attack in belgorod silent agreement. in kamchatka , the aviation danger level has been raised to orange klyuchevskaya. threw out the ashes, there was a huge traffic jam on the m5 ural highway, where the brakes of the thunderstorm failed. more than 20 years of continuous applause, the brilliant, magnificent, unsurpassed nikolai tseskaridze celebrates his anniversary today, he is 50. and don’t turn off the tv. on the most fabulous night of the year, the main events are only on our channel. now our favorite movies, and after the president’s congratulations it will begin. the legendary new year's light. russian
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the military struck in retaliation. the main focus is on military bases in kharkov. where did the ukrainian nazis fire missiles at belgorod civilians, including children, yesterday? wow. one of the targets hit was the kharkov plaza hotel, where zelensky’s militants were located, including officers, and one of the front-line thermal power plants was also disabled. in kharkov, local authorities counted at least six missile arrivals and also noted. there is not a single residential building among the affected objects. russian gerans also worked at the bases of the armed forces of ukraine, in strategically important ones were ironed in the khmelnitsky and kiev regions, in odessa, and geran. for the armed forces of ukraine school airfield.
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according to data at this moment, 24 people became victims of the attack on belgorod, including three children, more than 100 were wounded. every fourth person was in serious condition and will be transported to federal clinics. on behalf of vladimir putin, a ministry of health team headed by the minister is already working in the city. damage as a result of impacts was sustained exclusively. civilian objects. all the latest information is in the report by alexander revunov. seal tapes are still they are surrounded by craters from ukrainian shells, but the explosives technicians have finished their work. forensic experts collected the scattered fragments. utility workers are gradually eliminating the consequences of the shelling. they began to remove the charred car bodies, cover the window openings, and collect the broken glass. by the way, 30 apartment buildings were partially damaged by the ukrainian armed forces' strikes on the center of belgorod, roofs were broken, facades were crumbling. windows were broken, infrastructure was damaged, gas and electricity lines were interrupted, social
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facilities, schools, lyceums, and kindergartens were damaged. to all construction organizations of the regional center were involved in restoration work. the death toll in the ukrainian armed forces strike on belgorod has increased, of which three were children, and 109 were seriously injured. all night doctors fought for their lives, including children’s. 17 of them are in serious condition, with cranial injuries and amputations. doctors flew from the capital to help their belgorod colleagues , and colleagues from donetsk are also ready to come to the rescue. we are preparing to transfer 25 federal clinics, our doctors are working with all the others, everyone we have the necessary medicine, it’s a must today, we’ll meet with the doctors, meet the wounded, we’ll do everything to get them home. the mayor of belgorod said that
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there is less shooting combat, the enemy is afraid to enter into shooting contact, it seems our enemies are not morally ready. continuous our combat aviation is supported by the crews8; if necessary, it is they who provide rescue and evacuation of attack aircraft pilots who are destroying positions in the automated control system. in these shots, our aerospace forces are dropping 500 kg fap series aerial bombs, damn it.
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military personnel of the russian guard are moving to one of the banks in lugansk; an alarm system has gone off in the hall due to an inappropriate visitor. installing an alarm system in a home or other facility reduces the risk of becoming a victim of criminals. hooligan the detainee was handed over to the police, and the russian guard servicemen set off to prepare for the new year holidays. take this reminder and learn how to protect your property. and weapons during the new year holidays , special attention is paid to weapon owners; servicemen of the russian guard are reminded that they must be stored in a locked safe, transported in a case separately from ammunition, and of course, in no case should they be used while intoxicated. a mine detection dog named laura examines a van on one of the
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checkpoints in lugansk, she will spend the new year holidays serving with her owner for the sixth time, and on a business trip. this is not the first time in the swol lora zone, despite the friendly appearance , she seems to be a very fighting dog, she is not afraid of noises, there are shots, explosions, they do their work very professionally, they know their job, what they have been taught, some of the busiest days in the world are ahead year for the russian guards, especially those who will ensure the safety of the inhabitants of our country, did not directly condemn kiev for the attack on civilians in belgorod, the number of victims, which had already reached 24 people, was limited to a general statement on behalf of the assistant secretary general,
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the countries of the european union are also responsible for it , stubbornly irresponsible, continuing to pump up the ukrainian ruling clique with weapons . the merciless blind killings of civilians testify to the fire, mired in terrorism, lawlessness, corruption and cynicism of the neo-nazi regime of zelensky, striving in its impotent malice to to please their western masters to kill as many russian people as possible. but instead of condemnation there was tacit agreement, even gensequon gutierres limited himself. a streamlined statement through the press secretary. what can we say about zelensky’s patrons, changing strategy and tactics? none of them intend to, so they say. we are here again today because
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the kremlin refuses to stop its illegal invasion. every day the kremlin's invasion of ukraine continues. as long as russia persists, the united states will continue to support ukraine's efforts to self-defense. the speech of the western permanent representatives is like a carbon copy, a picture of the world that... in their opinion, it is based on their own rules, always remains the same, even despite objective changes, because it was the changes on the battlefield that were behind the ukrainian attack on belgorod. it was not by chance that belgorod was chosen as the target of today’s terrorist attack by the nazi kiev regime. as we all know, over the past week the ukronazis have lost many well-fortified positions in the suburbs of donetsk, here the nationalists are no longer in the mood for the usual shelling, to save their lives, filling combat positions with corpses.
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ukraine is to eliminate threats emanating from territories bordering russian regions, including those that became part of russia after the start. the more these threats create for us, the tougher we will act, i think this to everyone. he treated ukraine closely and takes care of it. why such guardianship of the russian permanent representative, of course, not only, and not even so much to the kiev representative, a reminder, first of all, for those who could lead to this, was warned by the polish president duda during the last general assembly. he compared ukraine to a drowning man who drags down everyone he grabs onto. the deeper, the rougher the grip. news from new york. the war with hamas will continue for several more months. benjamin netanyahu stated this. also, the head of the israeli cabinet threatened with powerful
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blows to the hezbol movement if it increases the scale of its attacks on israel from lebanese territory. the idf continues to fire at targets in the gaza strip. the city of deir el-balah came under air attack. rockets were also fired at the almagazi refugee camps, bureij iserat. in the meantime, the demonstrations are dying out soon. hamas, too little to save the hostages. the life of our colleague maxim sokolov, a famous journalist, writer and tv presenter, was suddenly cut short; he died just a day before the new year. he was... 64. sokolov was called the golden pen of russia in the mid-nineties and was recognized as the best newspaperman. his articles were published by major publications, and his television programs were broadcast on our
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airwaves. mikhail fedotov will continue. talented columnist, publicist, person of the highest culture of exceptional literary gift, with these words colleagues remember maxim sokolov, a journalist, columnist and writer, who in the nineties stood at the dawn of the formation of a new style of russian journalism, an easy living language instead of the bureaucracy of the soviet press, simply complicated from sports to world politics, his images were stunning , but what is it worth at least in the nineties, no matter how absurd... “our must ferments, in the end, it is wine, he applied these lines from faust in pasternak’s translation to society, or literally a few days ago his latest text was published on our rya, about how the cia is plotting an alternative russian republic and looking for a leader there, he called it a chemically pure imposture.
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we will miss maxim greatly. after graduating from the faculty of philology of moscow state university, he worked for several years as a programmer in the capital's cities, and in the late eighties he became the author of the weekly kommersant, in which he published for almost 10 years. maxim sokholov himself recalled those years as the most interesting in his work; bright, charged, ironic articles adorned every newspaper circulation. over the years, maxim sokhalov collaborated with the light and expert, published in komsomolskaya pravda, wrote for ria novosti and arti. a smart guy, he wrote, commented on the event, commented on the events , he exclusively from one position, he was absolutely unmistakable, he took us all back and forth, there about the comments, unmistakable, precisely built on these very traditional values, moral and ethical comerton. and this tuning fork sounded not only from the pages of newspapers or magazines, but from television screens.
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in the urals, medical care for cancer patients will become more accessible in the sverdlovsk region oncology dispensary opened 10 new operating rooms at once, they were built and equipped with modern equipment in record time in six months. report by kiril bortnikov. almost everything here is ready for work. over six months, the operating capacity of the oncology center almost doubled. previously , the dispensary had 13 operating rooms. halls, now there are 23 of them, two tables for each operating department, but these are only numbers, throughput has increased many times over, if one operation is delayed, then the rest of our patients are canceled and we, like a small airline, continue to catch up with the schedule for several days or even weeks, now we will immediately plan long operations on one table, shorter operations on another table , and of course our work will speed up many times over for repairs in
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the new operating unit. spent about 80 million rubles. builders worked in the evenings on weekends so as not to disturb surgeons with noise, after all, the remaining operating rooms are located on two floors above and no one has canceled the treatment plan. equipment for the operating unit was purchased as part of the national healthcare project. the laparoscopic stand, which displays high-resolution 3d-4k images, deserves special attention. we absolutely see better than with our eyes. with open surgery. in another operating room, for example, oncology surgeons will work; they now also have modern equipment that allows them to perform more gentle operations. this device called a gamma detector, which allows you to find the so-called sentinel lymph nodes. this is our domestic equipment, which is fully consistent with world quality. a wide range of modern and high-tech surgical
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interventions for tumors of any location will be performed here. mammary glands, soft tissues and bones, urology, gynecology, neurosurgery, tumor pathology of the head and neck organs. each of the ten operating rooms is equipped with the latest in the surgeon's arsenal. modern equipment is not only endoscopic and laparoscopic stands, but also other equipment that allows even the most complex interventions to be carried out with pinpoint precision; in the future, it is possible to introduce robotic surgery here. on the site of these operating rooms there used to be a central sterilization department, now it has been moved to another building, a major overhaul was also carried out here, and modern equipment was purchased for processing medical instruments after operations. we take out these baskets with instruments that have already been processed, but not yet sterile, we give them they need to be packaged in a special way and disassembled into sets, but they were either placed in soft packaging or
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sterilization was loaded into a container, and this is the only similar department in the region in terms of functionality and scale; in one shift, more than a thousand instruments are prepared here for successful operations at the oncology dispensary. kirill bortnikov, nikolai starostin, dmitry komov, ilena golyaeva, you must force your muscles to obey the rhythm. well, you are on zodchiva rossi street. on zodchiva rossi street in the most important ballet room
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school in the world, the most important person is teaching a lesson. ballet is hard work. the maestro tears and rushes. this is such a profession, veselina, it’s always difficult. yes, the next 20 years will be difficult. after all, this is not a circle , skillful legs, this is an academy, it has always been like this in ballet, nikolai tsyskaridze himself too, someone shouted, someone hit, someone very strongly, you know, somehow heated up the atmosphere with their voice, who - like ulanova, for example, he spoke in a whisper, and this whisper pierced, as you know, as if they were inserting an awl directly into your bone marrow, into nikolai’s mother took him to ballet school, he entered two at once, he entered both, the teachers were shocked by such material. they have not met, and this word material is not offensive at all, crazy data, talents, the same crazy vanity and hard work, after graduating from ballet school, he entered the big corps straight from the ballet in solnik.
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grigorovich talked to me, and he, too , apparently noticed that i was connecting words, and he chose a role for me. watched this, he understood perfectly well that in his hands was a very serious, potentially beautiful material, but this material must be correctly brought to - to the stage. in his repertoire, it seems, all the main roles, the country went to moscow, to the big one on tsiskaridze. thank you for the joy he gave to us, the audience. today we are talking at the galina palovna vishnevskaya opera singing center. it was she who said very significant words for every person in the arts, that in art there are no firsts, in art there are personalities, and this is absolutely true, and nikolai, of course, is one of the most striking personalities in the history of our ballet. more than 20
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years of continuous applause, every appearance on stage, like the first and like the last time, tsyskaridza always gave his best. you get up in the morning, yesterday there was a performance, very successful, and you get up in the morning. you need everything from scratch, you know how hard it is when you are 30 , when you are 35, when you are a people’s artist, when you are the most famous artist, when you are the most titled artist, he left the big one in one day, played giselles, wrote a statement, it turned out that it was easy, he was also joking, i asked him at one evening at the theater istrad to work as a controller at the doors, he silently s...
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the hall gradually fills, tseskaridze puts on a nutcracker, where children are children, grown adults, himself in the royal box, the pre-premiere run-through is simultaneously with a performance, a lesson, the teacher gives instructions by name, arseny , go down a little lower, you should be visible, arseny, the hall is full and i even like the unconventional course of the performance, this anniversary is back in work, birthday on new year's eve is inconvenient, but he's used to it, the holiday itself is tomorrow,
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favorite sofa, beloved book, favorite cats, both gabriels are a gift from the first issue, at 50 everything is as rich as at 18. ekaterina fisenko, alexey sosyrin, evgeniy kostin, alexander burushkov, galina orlova, vesti petersburg. tonight there is a big musical program, we are spending the outgoing year together with andrei malakhov singing songs from the bottom of our hearts, and we will meet the new year with our favorite artists. and are waiting for the new year's light, because the
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brightest holiday is the brightest program on our television. the first issue of the program was released in 1962. since then the format has not changed much. creative, friendly atmosphere, interesting guests at the tables, favorite presenters and soulful songs. two stars, two bright stories. traditionally, congratulations will be heard from your favorite artists. health to you. the most sincere mood in our studio
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, gifts from tv viewers, their letters, friends, we will read better, and of course , of course, your loved ones, valera semin, timur vedernikov, sadko group, irina allegrova, shaman, remember the recipe for a great holiday, in 20:30 we watch songs with all our hearts, immediately after on our channel everyone with new year. the president will congratulate you, with the twelfth strike of the chimes at midnight the new year's light will shine. anton demidov, anna nikulaesh, lead. volunteers of the rostov branch of united russia handed over new year's gifts to the don cossacks who are performing combat missions in the artemovsk direction, and the main one is a quadcopter with a thermal imager. drones are the eyes and ears of our army today. necessary for effective aerial reconnaissance, the fighters of the assault detachment also
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received medicines, hand-made candles made by activists of the young guard and, of course, tangerines were included in the parcel. vesti is following developments in russia abroad, stay with us, you know, i think i love him, i don’t think a damn thing, i definitely love him. when he smiles, these grooves appear, well, other people have dimples, right here, but he has grooves, right when i see it, i really want to touch it, i can barely restrain myself, i put my hands in my pocket, i squeeze the flocks there, what do you think, i i’m a complete fool, i don’t know, wow, you’ll have both olivier and sparklers. christmas tree, calm down, christmas tree
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mom will buy it tomorrow, you don’t need to ask for any gene, what other gene, two, i don’t know any gene from the second entrance, but one-sided love is a test, you lie at night , you can’t sleep and you think about him, about his moles, about his furrow , and it becomes offensive. why is it offensive, why, why, i think about him like a clinical idiot, but he doesn’t think about me at all, for him i’m like a plastic bag, transparent. i have, no, i’m actually purple, i’m thinking, maybe i should douse myself with ice water in the morning, well, they say that sensuality cools, well, although yes, this is unlikely to help me, you can convert,
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love, what, what, what, the word convert, don’t you know? well, it’s impossible to transform love into something similar, tenderness , for example, well, right now i’ll feel tender feelings for him, like a cat, it won’t work, he doesn’t look like a kitten, well , i won’t be able to do that, i don’t have tenderness at all then, you can still sublimate, maybe we’d better go to the cinema, but wait, i think. “bam, i’m serious now, i don’t care about you, i don’t care about the christmas tree, but i was called to work urgently, i’ll tell you she said, let me light a cigarette, bah, i’ll call you back , i’m completely stunned, i’ll see you again , i’ll kill you, you’ll be a king at the same time, don’t sit in the cold, your ass will freeze, then we won’t tear you away,
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you know what, igor, i’m tired, here you go, give it to your wife. don't ever appear in my life again, understand? yulia borisovna! where are you going so fast along the roadway ? i'm home, need a ride? come on, come on just hurry up, hold on tight, otherwise you’ll blow away, but i have nothing to do with you, come on, let’s go,
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you need anything, feel free to enter the trailer, all the documentation is on the shelves, yes, and if... she speaks without me, kittens, leave them here, please , i’ll come, i’ll babysit, i need to babysit you, ignat, i’ll wait for you, okay, i’ll see you soon, ignat, nutina, what are you doing? oh, victor, oh, why is that? i, i, i, kstyusha, i never
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secondly, calm down, let’s tell you, the address, come on, i’m leaving, yeah, next time you’ll drink water from the toilet, i understand, sit down, i told you how many times, don’t hit me in the face, don’t hit me in the mail, don’t hit me again, repeat. don’t hit me in the face , don’t hit me in the kidneys, don’t hit me in the groin, i would kick you out of my heart today, but only your father will go to complain to the management and he’ll come back to you, but don’t give a damn about your father, you hear, don’t give a damn if you’re still if you dare to throw a forbidden blow, you idiot, if you injure anyone again, i myself will personally shake out of your stupid head all its meager contents, repeat, and shake out, shake out of all the contents of my stupid head are wasted.
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you understand that you are maltsev, you could have left him as a collector for the rest of his life, well, you didn’t , why are they like that? light is born , but why do they spoil the air for normal people, duderev, you understand that a weapon in the hands of an idiot is a danger, dudorev, i beg you, leave the section, well, if you want, i got you into a theater studio, without competition, if you want a musical class , do i have a friend? excellent, you’ll sit and jabber all day, but i don’t want to jabber, i want to be strong. it would be better if you
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i move you, i look, he’s lying down i spread my arms, i say: please, don’t worry , don’t touch, i’ll call the ambulance police now, i’m returning to the car, and the door is open, my purse is missing, it was stolen, and i have everything there, phone, money, keys, my whole life was in this handbag, sura, it’s good that the car wasn’t stolen, really, yes, that means so, hello, crippled, does anything hurt? no-no-no, he doesn’t talk, he has mutism, my soul hurts, but he talks, that’s not mutism, 20,000 and we can do without the police, no matter how much, your gun won’t crack, swindler, my face won’t crack, no cracks, 5.00, i ’ll save your bed, shura, and your friends can give you time, why, yulia, everything is simple,
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now. “400 and not a penny more, i understand, take it and get lost, you say mutism, most often miracles happen on new year’s eve,” said the wizard, girls, why on new year’s day - the girl asked, and therefore the wizard answered that even himself..." the most serious people who do not believe in magic are waiting for a miracle on new year's eve, remember, the world is full of miracles, if you really believe in a miracle, it will certainly happen, the wizard stroked the girl in my hair and said mysteriously, don’t scare away
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hello, can i please, and three meringue cakes to go, no meringue today, crème brulee, very tasty, no need for crème brûlée, i need bizet, okay, make me a coffee, then please. i pressed calls from the dispatcher, you pressed it many times, then knock with your fist, pound, pound so that they can hear you, so, don’t be nervous, no,
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don’t be nervous, i’m not nervous, i’m not nervous at all, i’m already eating the third cake, i’m not nervous at all , you’re pounding with your fists, you’re pounding hard , i can’t hear you pounding, hit harder and scream, just scream so that you can be heard, but i’m not nervous, i have a concert, but... in order to rehearse everything these damn cakes, hello, hello , when i'm nervous, i eat sweets all the time, my mother got stuck in the elevator, it happens, you 've had hopeless situations in your life, you can find a way out of any situation, so my way out is this you... i'm sharybakov, i hope you've heard this, i haven't, that means you
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haven't heard good music, today is the thirty-sixth concert of my life, at every concert, no matter where it takes place, my mother comes, sits, third row, fourth place , and today she ’s sitting in the elevator, you know, come with me, i today i’m performing as the first number , we’ll go, we’ll rush through the trees, we’ll hurt in the morning, and we’ll desperately break right into
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the king’s stitch, you’ll find out that it’s in vain that they call the north krailin, you’ll see how boundless it is, i’ll give it to you. blue light today on rtr, turn off the car, i told you, get out of the car, i'm telling you, the boy is completely out of hand, the major has reached the handle, it means you are ready for anything, how did i get here, and you have a corporate party or something ? what are you? where are your smartphones? keep it simple, people
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will come to you, good for you, what? wow, we we are doing a great job, this is for you, have you lost yourself? no, well, i stole it myself. serf! people! listen to me! let's make some noise! january 1 on rtr. we are pleased to welcome you to the main music festival song of the year! when there is joy in your heart, when it’s new year, the sweet taste of raspberries on your lips, happiness, fulfillment of desires, health for everyone, it is impossible to do without a song!
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the star gradually goes out and inevitably burns its nuclear fuel, turning first into a white dwarf, then into a non-tron star, and after a combination of certain black hole conditions. ignat, are you home? why isn't your door locked? andrew, come in. andryush, don’t take off your shoes, hello, ignat.
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meet, this is andrey, i already told you about him on the phone, hello, ignat, wake up, as soon as you arrived, andry, now, wait, i’ll quickly get the box. everything is ready, on thursday at 12:30, as soon as you sign the certificate of divorce , you will receive that you are looking at me like that, andryush, let's go.
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a very effective way to attack an opponent. the blow is delivered with the shin to the body, like this. when you kick at the moment of impact, we grow on the supporting leg, turning the heel inward. and when we hit, we make sure to move our hip forward , just like that, don’t forget about the go- ahead with your hands, come on, girls, try it, come on, come on, you fell asleep or something, come on, girls , well done, let’s do it one more time, harder, harder, hit him, nothing, girls, don’t forget to protect your jaw, cover yourself, cover yourself with your hand, ok girls, ok. let’s take a breath, now let’s figure out what an apercode is. the apercode is very good at close range at medium distances, it is applied with the hand bent at the elbows, from the bottom up, either on the body or to the head, but to the head we only work on touch techniques, we don’t hit each other on the head.
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yes, matvey grigorievich, we are working as a medic, yes, matvey grigorievich, but no, i refuse to train boys, put someone from... in place? no, i refuse, i refuse and i never want to see you again dubereva, please resign, sit down and listen to me. so, girls, we never, never in our lives inflict prohibited blows on the enemy. kickboxing is a sport for those who are friends first of all with their heads. we never use unnecessary techniques, only in case of self-defense, if your life is in real danger, and we
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never attack first, and we never attack those who do not know how, who are not trained, is that clear? have you ever fought on the street? no, ariana, i've never fought in the street, just... in the ring, yes, matvey grigorievich , i have classes with the girls now, okay, i ’ll come to you, practice the middle kick uppercode without me, artemyeva, what are you saying, you just knocked off your head, but in your own ring there, are you setting me up, that you are silent, you understand that he could choke, and can you imagine how long his father is? deals for our sports school, you know, there’s no way in hell he would choke, that choose an expression,
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you’re just talking to the boss, you’re not my boss anymore, listen, i haven’t seen you yet fired, that means i quit myself, it was better to think about maltsev, not about dudorev, maltsev could have remained a member of the team, listen, smoke, well, wait, well, talk to me, what are you doing, and i have respect?
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taisya was fired from work, she called as angry as a dog, yelled at me, i wanted to yell back, but she hung up on me, i warmed up a croissant and we’ll bake, mom, do you hear, thai is unemployed, lula, i’m busy reading a printed publication, mommy , do you keep a printed edition? upside down, i hold it as it suits me, i remind you, i’m senile, i
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i have been in senile dementia for a long time, i am feigning renal colic, i am talking with boba, who has been in heaven for 19 years, in my old age i want to go to the mountains. for a month now, lyulya , i want meringues, which, apparently, will not be delivered to the grave, i am useless, an old cactus that only spoils the atmosphere in this house, mom, i had a very hard day, i’m tired, please, can i at least today without all this... and i ’m delighted, i’m very glad that she was fired in
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unimaginable panties, in these monstrous gloves the size of a watermelon, the girl waves kicking, it's indecent, fu-fu, fu, when, listen, when does she pound? this sorry leather object, from these sounds i feel signs of parkinson’s disease in my body, what kind of profession is this for a girl, she’s 26 years old, she’s 25 years old, well, 25, she’s still surprised.
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artemyeva. khalupanov , you are a maniac, you need treatment, so fuck off, tell me, what is your ideal man, you are infinitely far from him, listen, don’t be intrusive, go home, and i’m not intrusive, i’m persistent, pash, you’re in trouble , i’m getting married, who is he, the groom is getting wet. are you wearing slippers in winter? so what? is this a local alcoholic? he doesn't
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drink? yes, the desks are awesome, i ’ve been waiting for you for so long, let’s get up, please! “remember , i told you with your mother, i’ll introduce you to your grandmother, i have a bucket, it’s okay, i said that these became extinct during the linnik period, you were right, dug up, stall, and what’s on his forehead, fell from home, listen, polupanov, let the wind be at your back, please, let’s go, then i’ll explain everything to us, what’s going on, marry pavlik?” it turns out, oh-oh-oh, he thinks i’m a stupid old woman who will believe in these fairy tales, she’s used to this pavlik, just like i’m used to this encouraging secretary, lula, well, at her age, at mine, at
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her... “i want to get a tattoo with a svotret in the most intimate place, it won’t fit there , you moron, you little king, i’m not talking about this place, i’m talking about the one near the heart, i ’ll prick it on the left chest, wow, this will make it easier, i don’t know, he’ll be closer like that,
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i’ll give you a tattoo that won’t wash off , just for life, they make this kind of thing now in the film zones"? how do you know what are they doing there ? there is such a peculiarity, when he looks at someone, it’s not easy, just don’t tell me what men love, speed up your step, why, speed up your step in the other direction, tomorrow, as usual, wait at the entrance, all my nerves have gone. seriously, yes, listen, i don’t know, i just picked it up for some nerd, you should have seen him, your eyes are wide the snow has fallen, and hi, andryukh, i'll call you back, yeah, sinker, come here
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, hello, why are you frozen like two sphinxes, grandma, return your jaw to its original position, mom, if you planned to start moving, you move, what are you grabbed the bucket , i would leave it in the corridor, we won’t steal it, please meet me, this is my mother, yulia borisovna, and this is yanga lvovna, my grandmother, grandmother from... an aristocratic family, you need to kiss her exclusively left hand, in the area of the middle phalanx ring finger, go ahead, okay, don't kiss, we'll do without ceremony, who is this man, this man, my fiancé, ah
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, good evening, hello, good evening , said hello, great, sit down, otherwise you’ll have to stand for a long time, they won’t let you out of here so easily, may i be curious what this man’s name is, tell me, naked , goal, ignat evgenievich galey, ignat evgenievich galey, descendant. yes, well, can you imagine, because once with my own eyes, my mother, i saw, i saw, comet goli, boba, then he organized a trip for me, he had a congress then, somewhere in siberia, god, no i remember where it is
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regarding my daughter, yes, yes, of course, please, imagine, i bought this gramophone record in a small store in montmartrie, then your dad was imprisoned, how long ago you know my daughter, well, actually... actually, i myself i’ll say, i’ve known your daughter for a very long time, very closely, uh-huh, it couldn’t be more intimate, lula , what does it matter, this is such a sanctimonious convention, by the way, boba and i got married, excuse me, excuse me, i guess i’ll go, keep quiet, sit down, how old are you, 34, 34, loons. died at this age, this, this is a very good age for a man, married, and yes, or rather, or rather, well, almost, although not yet, but
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almost no longer married, mom, that is, you are married, there are children, no, children no, yulia, it’s true, you behave like that, okay, good, that’s it, that’s it, i'll stop, me too. i’m somehow tired of this pathetic performance, in my house, in the middle of the night , a completely unfamiliar man appears, oh, lula, in some kind of pajama pants, in slippers, with a broken forehead, with a bucket, carrying some kind of... then a chariot about space, taisya , please tell me, are you, are you, are you , mocking us, just, are you mocking us, hello, dusenka, dusya has come, maman, why are you yelling like that, who, this, who else is mom, why did you walk by in shoes, and who are you?
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, the other one comes drunk, why are you smoking all the time, crying, you’ve already been dying this morning, you know how long it’s been, it’s high time you were fasting with a hot water bottle in your legs, i should still give you an enema, mom , that let's go, i'll go, mom, i humiliated. some kind of madhouse, forgive me, please forgive you, for what? yah i did something stupid and it’s a shame , really, forgive me, today, today is just a very hard day, yes, today is the critical point of the moon, this is when the moon and sun are at a critical angular distance from each other, this is bad, well... today was not a good day , yes, my mother is having troubles in her personal life, i was kicked out of work altogether,
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but my wife left me, excuse me, you are already in trouble, here i am with my performance, my mother is hysterical, but nothing, it’s normal, i’m even the opposite i got distracted, listen, you are somehow connected with space, right? i’m an astronomer, well, an astrophysicist, wow, what an interesting profession you have, and you, i do muay thai, right? well, yes, that’s why my friends call me thai, although in general i’m taisya, taisya, it’s very nice, ignat, you also have a very unusual profession, it was, i used to participate in competitions, mm, i actually have a black belt with a lot of awards, sorry why am i bragging, by the way, you
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have a lump from... the redness has almost gone away, has it gone away, did you get into a fight with someone or were you hit? no, i hit myself, i was changing a light bulb, i fell, listen, you very strange, why did you follow me? so you called? well, yes, why do you wear house slippers in winter? but no, i wear boots in winter, they sit on the radiator at home to dry, the boots are drying, but your eyes are warm, and you don’t even bother me somehow, it seems to me that you are a very good person, and so am i i don’t deserve such compliments.
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