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tv   Vesti  RUSSIA1  December 31, 2023 8:00pm-8:31pm MSK

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oh, sorry, please, no problem. why do you need a turtle crawling around the apartment to no avail, you better buy a dog, that’s right, a dog is the best antidepressant, yes, vicky, oh, vicky, so stop barking, otherwise everyone
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will think that you’re my stupid dog, no , i need a turtle, and i need a chanel bag, i need a turtle, go to another store, i’ve already been to six stores, they’re nowhere to be found, well, there must be such a demand for a turtle, no, it’s not the season for turtles, it’s cold, they’re not breeding, can we take it, hello, kinglets, ambush day, there are no turtles anywhere, thank you very much , i looked on the internet, no one sells, the store is open, no, but tell me, just a second, buy this animal from me, and i say, buy animals from me, why be so nervous, man, who is there you have a girl, a girl, come back
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, i’ll take whatever you want for her, literally crazy, over this year we have become one big family, so i propose spending 2023 together to meet 2024,
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skleposovsky, the city falls asleep, wakes up, eight new episodes, category, all seasons at once, an amazing person, he simply has the talent to always be in the center of events, give yourself a gift for the new year now, sklifosovsky, look before everyone else, in the application or on the website, you have never had such a talented class, the stars will feel it again. svetlana will have to become a wire for a light bulb, she wrote, whoever ’s light goes out, i’ll fix it, and by the way, i ’m a good conductor, even complex tasks can be done if there’s a talented teacher nearby, 323, i know what it is, i’m a double learner, i don’t have to scary, the country should know the name of the best, i wish you success. to the magnificent seven teachers,
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cool theme, premiere on january 5 on rtr, it’s like a moment before a sunstroke, there is a person who knows something about oleg’s disappearance.
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the movement of the stone along the ureter, the location of the pain changes, the pain moves from the lower back to the abdomen and... lower abdomen, it is very important not to confuse renal colic with acute surgical diseases, such as acute appendicitis, acute chalecitis, acute pancreatitis, intestinal obstruction, strangulated hernia, attentive pregnancy, right? if you have these symptoms, you need to urgently call an ambulance and go to the hospital as soon as possible to find out the reason not to bother, just like that,
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my friend, it’s so boring, i... i can’t tell you, believe me, i can barely restrain myself, i want it again give me an attack of kidney stones, when they take me to the gurney, they run next to me, i ’m so happy, you won’t believe this moment, i’m so happy, i just want to die at this moment, this is true, this is happiness, this happiness to die at last, to see their faces,
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dear faces, but if i die now, what will i see. put you in a frame, why do i need this, when we don’t care, we’ll see each other in heaven, really, hello, sorry, i don’t understand, the bear is instead of santa claus. we are coming to ilyusha, not to you, i understand, of course , come in, i beg your pardon, i don’t know your name, try sideways a little, sideways, come on, kinglets, come in, yeah, that’s wonderful,
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well, mock me, throw your clothes right away, throw them away, ilyusha, ilyushenka, ilyushenka, look who came to us? i see, dad dusya came with the bear, hello dusya , it’s very good that you came, i’m very glad, your bear is good, ilyush, he brought you a gift, give it, give it, this is santa claus for you, a beautiful box. please come in, ilyusha, this is edward, he has returned,
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this is not edward, he... edward changed his shell, his head was a centimeter smaller, this is not edward, this is edward’s friend. his name is martin, well done, bear, well done, martin, yes, a beautiful name, i like martin, i will feed him
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four times a week and he will sleep under my bed, and we will listen to music with him, my friends, since today is such a holiday, let’s dance in a circle, and then have tea, right? so, here we have selka, soul, darling, come on, come on, bear, ilyushenka. korolkov, have you forgotten how to dance in a circle, let's go ahead, go ahead, well, let's go!
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julia am i your enemy? no, tell me, am i your enemy? no, you are not my enemy. thank you, let's talk like two cultured people? okay, let's talk like two cultured people. just don’t be nervous, otherwise you’ve become somewhat nervous lately. i generally i'm not nervous.
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what about the wife, the wife flew to mars, are you kidding me, right? which mars? i'm not kidding, she really flew away. can you imagine, right? no, i can’t imagine this either. can you imagine, she flew off to the alps to ski. were you going to israel? julia, they don’t ski in israel, my relatives go to the sea there too. no, of course, she could have flown off with her boss to my relatives, but i forbade it. can you imagine, i can’t even stand on my skis, but she skis on them in albs. which boss, what kind of skis are you carrying? she went to her boss. from me, that’s it, yulia, i’m free
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, damn, it’s a failure, wait, she left you, she left you, yes, that’s how it is, yulia, i had a lot of women, they all came, left, and the wife remained like a clock in the spasskaya tower. stop it’s not funny, okay, it ’s very funny, stop me, please laugh, yuri,
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you have a wonderful son, he touches my soul with a bow, you’re right, baby. i have a wonderful boy, but remember,
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before you become my daughter-in-law, learn i’ve already learned how to cook mincemeat. mom, mom, we will have time to do everything, we bought a cake, we
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bought candy, candles, sparklers, we bought it, don’t put the duck on yet. oven, mom, i’ll cut the salads myself, today when the chimes ring, i’ll definitely make a wish, otherwise last new year there was a wish on the champagne bottle that i completely forgot, you also make a wish, well, when the chimes start striking, you close your eyes and imagine what it’s like if your wish would already come true, and imagine so that your heart beats very, very strongly, visualize your your wish will definitely come true, i promise you, what if i don’t have time? well, if while i’m visualizing, the chiming clock ends, well, you practice, oh well, there are 5 hours left, let’s close your eyes right now, close them, and now imagine, that’s all, everything you want, as if you were watching a movie, you
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you know? i just now realized how great it is to live in the world, i wake up in the morning and think, damn, the snow is spinning outside the window, the phone is playing behind the wall, mom, grandma, thai, everyone is safe, i’m feeling so good, i’m teaching ilyusha to paint with paints, he’s... good at it, i really, really want him to become an artist,
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what a meeting, you quit smoking. hello , astronomer, hello, duch, your headdress is cool , you look like a french artist, but you don’t have enough pussies in malbert, hello, i’m ignat, this is your friend, this is korolkov, friend, good friend, good, okay, let's go, behave decently, children, don't be naughty either, old people, that means it's a construction van. ignat evgenievich, yes, this is how it turns out us in the country, scientists live, how do you like it? don’t worry, yangilovna , i called today, they promised to give me new housing, well , it’s true it’s a van again, but there will be more space, oh well, god, the main thing is not
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where, with whom, it’s true, well, boba and i. they knew in such a kennel, a dog kennel is better, a communal apartment, you know, dirty, smelly, and i was such a pampered young lady, accustomed to luxury, to aesthetics, and we have a mystery girl, she ’s a picky girl, very good, yangalvovna, and maybe some cognac, definitely some cognac. cucumber meth, yes, yes, yes, take it, so, tell me, what time do you have a plane at 3:40, at
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3:45, 3.45, and what time did you call a taxi? at... at half past twelve, at half past twelve, tell me what i look like, huh? you look very good, will you come? or something, he’ll come,
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don’t talk, for now, i’m silent, snack, my husband had two passions, cigars and good cognac. “i also smoked cigars, boba taught me, and i had ignat evgenevich, a luxurious trouser suit, and so, as i put on this trouser suit, a cigar in my teeth, the men immediately fell in stacks, and horses...” i'm having a drink right
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now, what happened, mom, what yana, what happened, yangalbovna , what's wrong with you, well, mom, what, what, what , what, stone, stone, mom, mom, what a stone, well, mom, well, not now, i beg you, sixth, igor, mom is having an attack again, yes, i understand that it’s new year, but she has it all
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the time on holidays, take the keys from the neighbor, seventy , well, come in and wait us, in my silver boxes, the money is there, it’s for the funeral. put a frill blouse on me, lula, a frill blouse, i remember, mommy, we everyone has already learned your funeral bow , uh, listen, there’s a terrible connection here, i’ll write to you, okay, grandma, what for this concert, i wanted to celebrate the new year with my family, make a wish for the students, and you stuck something like that here, it was necessary for korolkov go , perfume yourself, please, well, you see grandma is not feeling well, you and your... korolkov again, well , listen, every family should have traditions, here is our tradition of taking grandma to the hospital every week, i don’t want a toad blond, i want ala, shuponovy , scarf, i
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changed my mind, lula, and give me the scarf, me boba gave it to him, okay, okay, we'll throw away this scarf, you should have taken your suitcase with you and gone to the airport from here, that's it, mom, what now, is it her fault? it’s her fault, lula, yes of course , it’s all my fault, it’s my fault, she didn’t let me go to the mountains with you, i’m going to the mountains, to the mountains , you’re brave on tv, please let us go to the mountains, yanga lvovna, i i promise you, definitely, of course, he will go to the mountains himself, right now, i am now. husband, you will leave the wedding without decorations, what should i do with them? grandma, i love all these jewelry i have never seen it in my life, we have lived our whole
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lives without these decorations and somehow we will live so much longer. yangol govan, the main thing is not to move, because any movement you make sets the stone in motion. the stone moves and hurts you more. yes, she doesn’t have a stone, no, mom, i beg you, stop this comedy, do you even understand? half an hour left until the new year. natasha, girls, let's go quickly, it's almost 12, hurry up, wait for me, i'm running,
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i'm running, new year, new year, happy new year, happy new year, happy new year, 3 by 6. what? a stone measuring 3x6 mm, still a stone, like a stone, a stone, oh well, an ordinary small stone, at her age people don’t have those, there’s one small one, so it’s okay, now we’ll do one procedure, give the drug and. ..
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in about 40 minutes you can take her home, so quickly go home, pack your things for the airport, and then my daughter and i will pick her up, the question is, let’s go, no, no, we won’t go anywhere without her, we’re waiting. they are alive, they are straight, ignat, they are looking, looking at me, and what did i say, yes, i yangel promised, do you hear them screaming, so what?
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“the old ear of corn waited, oh, over there, like botecheli’s venus, and the shapes, what shapes it has, that one, that one, that one, like radenov’s thinker, she wondered, ignat, what was she thinking about, oh eternity, this mountain, by the way , the most ancient in this area, ancient, yes, that means"? we will become friends, two ancient, tenacious old women , god, how wonderful this life is, i’ve gone crazy , i’ve completely lost my mind, like this, forever, what delightful air, what pure
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snow...
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good december to everyone new year's eve evening, friends, a few hours are left until the onset of the new year 2024, the year that has been declared the year of the family. every saturday and sunday we met with you, you rejoiced and worried about our heroes, we sang your favorite songs together, you wrote us letters to the editor from.

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