tv Cheburashka RUSSIA1 January 1, 2024 8:24pm-10:11pm MSK
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stupid, this guy will bring a whole special forces squad there, scare off the plague doctor and ruin everything, fine, then we’ll work together, yes, partner, no two, you and i are not partners, clearly, oh well, come on, we perfectly compensate for each other’s shortcomings , what are my shortcomings, well, frankly speaking, you are not acting out of tiredness, yeah, you, that is, will you still work for me? just kidding, there are standard interrogation and detention procedures that we are required to follow, look, there's a psycho walking around the city in a super suit with bombs with flamethrowers, and so you were going to catch him according to the regulations, but the whole city was sleeping to hell until i finish collecting the papers, if i catch villains according to the rules, i will never catch anyone, do you know why? that they have
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no rules, and how are you different from them then? yesterday you beat people to get information, but what will happen tomorrow? i’ll beat people again, well, here the border between you and the criminal world is erased, and i ’ll tell you where my border is, i don’t kill people, that’s for now, so go, your 5 minutes are over, go! listen, when you already lose this card, are you going to grab half a boat? did you get the drink? no, it was expensive, well, it’s not like i was relaxing there with the deputies in the bathhouse, but i had to take a steam bath. don't you
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appreciate me at all, thunder? well, what are you saying , asshole, if i didn’t value you, now they would have locked you up for your foolishness a long time ago, oh, cool car, i agree, b, that means busin, steal something like that last week, yeah, well , yes, seriously, yes, the keys, i mean, the keys, come on, get creative, but what am i just doing? your keys, please protect me, don’t touch my cap, hey, cool car, but it was stolen from me just last week, the case is solved, thank you.
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beijing is a village, here in st. petersburg we can seriously expand, our whole city is new, you again, i’m glad to see you too, what is this? you’ve never seen it, come here, what are you doing here, what should a journalist do at a billionaires’ party, i don’t even know, this is what a policeman is doing here, still in such an expensive suit, and are you undercover, let's go, it's time for you to go home, if you act like an idiot, because you will notice.
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no matter, i’ll slap this freak, i’ve seen it all, now it’s my turn, uh-huh, listen , why is there always only negativity in your videos , why don’t you talk about the real heroes of the city in this, for example, well, at least razumovsky, razumovsky, he’s not a hero, but ordinary people think differently, ordinary people don’t know about him...
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i’m glad you stopped by, great came out, albert adamovich, it’s a pity , they just didn’t mention how exactly you got such a gorgeous place, everyone already knows that, they demolished the old lackey, so the place became free, what you called the lackey was a historical monument, seryozha, you again for my own, i have everything clean, documents in my hands, but this barn was not subject to what ’s her name? reconstruction, reconstruction, but look, look, we both know how you got these documents, just imagine, this building survived the revolution, the civil war, the blockade, but you and your
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casinos turned out to be more dangerous than any disaster, give me the phone number, please, here’s something familiar, is this really just one of the largest arms corporations in the world? thank you, so believe me, there are no heroes in this city, if at least one appears, i will be the first to know about it, from year to year you profit from ordinary people, but remember one simple thing, you can’t sew a coffin pocket, think about it at your leisure , when you count your billions, puppy, you don’t want to be moralized, security, security, throw him out of here! well what, you were playing bastards, let's go, hide,
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routine, we walk around, interrogate, look in refrigerators with cucateni, dima, you don’t know how to lie at all, i know very well that you, together with thunder, are investigating the case of the plague doctor, and i ’m sure that this is not your idea, you should understand that major thunder’s methods are also criminal, and that you are helping in this investigation too. speech, evgeny borisovich, this is an interrogation, listen, brat, i ’m tired of being nice to you, you have two option, first, you tell me everything, i forget you, second, you continue to lie, then i will turn your life into a real hell, i can do it, and i love it.
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while we are trying to somehow survive on our nichinsky salaries, you have settled down well here, you eat and dance, but the time has come to pay the bills. and excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, please listen to me, yes tell him, i understand why you came, but violence is not the answer, what do you want, money, we will give you money, let's try to solve all this peacefully, you want money, me name is sergei, sergei razumovsky, and sergei razunovsky himself, lucky guys, right?
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us, yes, but you don’t have much, i mean, yoke. you're fired, igor, it was phenomenal, just wow, i took it all off, only your comment remained, yes. obstruction of the investigation, negligence in assessing the level of danger, abuse of authority, your partner gave you the fuck, in short, either you kick him out, or this daddy will go where he needs to go?
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seryozha used to be completely alone, he always played with himself, he drew in different notebooks, he is a creative person, he pursues a higher the target kills for the sake of his ideals, maybe he was a lonely child? a missionary, a holy man, the one who did this is a real hero, razumovsky, he is not a hero, what
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is his contract with fullт international worth, and the lieutenant in the army decided, you are one of the largest arms corporations in the world, together, thank you for agreeing will meet, what questions igor, after this? what did you do for me, oh well, it’s okay, i’m full, nothing, come in, sorry for the mess, and what, you live right here, yes, i’m trying my best spend your time efficiently, don’t waste time on the road, have a drink, no thanks, i’m at work, cool, of course, you have sculptures here, veneers, what kind. original, no , no, listen, what do you think is more expensive , this is all, or one plague
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doctor suit, i don’t know, oh well, here’s the contract with holid international, look, in the service provision column, increased security office. so i thought, for some time now a foreign company producing the latest experimental weapons began to install alarms in the office, by the way, your children's drawings, look, nothing i don’t remind you, but now you scum, tell me why you killed all these people, not me, who’s name? oleg, it’s funny, i also thought at first that
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it was oleg volkov, your friend, until i found out that he died in syria a year ago, in short, stop making faces, either now you give me the whole deal, look me in the eye, or i’ll knock you out you this information, then you, i thought that you would never make up your mind, that’s enough, there is no oleg here, and there never was, you yourself know this very well, so i was always with you all yours. hi what is your name? seryozha, what about me? uncle kostya, how old are you?
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eight, wow, i have a son a little older than you, there was a fire here recently, get out of here, you idiot, three guys died, can’t you see how it happened? “no, you were lonely , i appeared, i was always next to you, protected you , we got along so well, buddy, what happened, yes, you found a real friend, forgot about me, but i didn’t disappear, all this time i lived in your head, so when oleg left, i
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returned!” and look what we achieved, you killed all these people, we killed these people, and what’s wrong, you yourself wanted to make life in our city better, i’m not a murderer, you so hated the children who bullied you in the orphanage, the bandits who tried to squeeze out your business, the rich who poisoned our city, i remember everyone who hurt you and god knows, i’ve endured all this for too long, the time has come. oh, i created it for you, which means that if i try, you will disappear, go away, go away, go away, go away, quietly, quietly, you’re trying in vain, you’re trying, i’m not just some imaginary friend to you, you see, if you committed a future murder with my help then
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a winter evening that we spend in the company of the creators of your favorite films about gordymarin, in general, i have two mothers , both worlds, i’m so lucky, 65 years together, how many times a day do you kiss, hello andrey, special holiday episode on january 6 on rtr. the most cruel aristocrat in
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me, and luck, a reward, laughed, under the wing of an airplane, washing about something, the green sea, i get it. my father demands that i urgently send him a photograph of my bride. hello , we’ve arrived, otherwise there won’t be any money, look how beautiful she is, we’ll paint her, we’ll dress her up , we’ll force her to be silent, my bride should be a diamond, you’re not even a diamond yet, but i need a diamond, you know, i need all the jewels, i threw them there. measured actions, us they're waiting for three very busy days, what if she falls in love with you, and then what, i'll give you money, send you home, and if you fall in love with her, beauty and the beast is on january 2 on rtr.
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first, first, i think i caught the plague doctor, igor is just going nuts, pro-zumov’s plague doctor. yes, some kind of nonsense, yes nonsense , just go and check the materials that you collected on him, children's drawings, yes, honey, you were caught red-handed at the crime scene, a man was arrested tonight, hiding under the mask of a plague doctor, in the interests of investigators did not disclose his identity.
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came to say goodbye, i understood, there is, i, and you in general, you know what’s going on with you, but contact a lawyer. it’s been a long time since you became a lawyer, now you want to discuss this, why did you come, you wanted an exclusive , i want to help you, i’m sure that you were framed, why is this, a real plague doctor wouldn’t have been caught like that. it’s just that he’s not an idiot, yes, and i just started to like you,
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igor, turn off the stubborn donkey mode for a minute, understand, i’m your only hope, tell me everything as it is, i’ll publish the material, they’ll let you out to the rescue, but i don’t have that much time, i need it right now i’ll jump out of here, i’ll get out, i’ll slap the crazy doctor, we’ll talk there. what do you say, i forgot the recycling bin, evgeny borisovich, igor is not guilty, they’ll figure it out, dmitry, you’re starting to irritate me, i made it clear, evgeny borisovich, he couldn’t, hello? like a killer with a rat, what kind of game, evgeny
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here, i’m sorry, but igor, open the door, this is not funny, you hear, i can’t believe that he fell for this, for the elder here... you’ll stay, you’ll open the door in a couple of hours, when you calm down, igor, and hide the car, i’ll look for it, damn it, this is your father, one face, igor, igor, wait, at least you have a plan, of course, what? good luck!
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to ruin my plan to save the city. i returned the money to the defrauded depositors of isai bank. i bought the zilchenko landfill and will really cleanse the city of garbage, grechkin, bekhtiev, their deaths will not be in vain, thanks to them, i will build a new ideal city, and no one will even you, i’m sure, can stop me, ah! great try, i saw that if you are watching this
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video, it means i was caught. but this does not mean that it’s all over, i appeal to everyone , to everyone who believes in a fair trial, you know perfectly well who is sending our city and how, cut off their data, act, it’s in your power to stop these people, these bastards they will try to escape, do not let them do this, and i will help you. speed, i still have one more ace up my sleeve, i'd rather die free than spend the rest of my life behind bars, and at the same time i’ll take the corrupt ones with me. dogs that serve the rich man, the police will not
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be able to stop you, complete my mission, now you, black, doctor, what have you done? calm down, igor, everything is going according to plan, now this dirt will feel its impunity and will pour out on the street, in a couple of hours the army will arrive, cleanse the city harshly and radically, so i will get rid of the rich people who are poisoning the city and the outcasts who are screwing me, can you imagine how many people how many died? he will die, what difference does it make, i’m ready to make any sacrifices,
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it’s like the moment before sunstroke, there is a person who knows something about oleg’s disappearance, this cannot be solved by talking, evidence is needed, your revelations come to you when you are not ready for them. you think that you are the hunter, and he is the game, but if on the contrary , the secret is cherished, from january 2 on rtr, many of you check your mail first thing when you wake up, and i, of course, am no exception, like fedryne, give oscat to the goddess.
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, dashing, we haven’t seen each other for a long time, daring, white, well, you know, for every cool fighter there is an even cooler one, you fell in love with them, but who is good for you, your wife or your boys, don’t ask stupid questions now , they are still loved, are you responsible for your words? “i am always responsible for my words, a hero of my time, beauty, repin, the whole brigade, just look at the platform, natural, he is not santa claus.
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but look here, come on, yes, yes, we will find you, three, four, you're in the grave, 5,6, we will live, 7,8, we will find you, three, four, you are in the grave, 5,6, 7,8. we will ask for everything, when justice is drowning in its own lies, the laws of me are under the blinkers of long bills , stones, sticks, knives appear from the air, in the hands of deceived fools and fools, justice rattles the glass of shop windows,
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you don’t understand, for the police you are a plague play doctor, just think for a second, you escaped from the police station, staged a terrorist attack, riots on the street? and then he attacked sergei razumovsky himself, put this suit on him, i will remain free, and you will get life imprisonment along with your friends, look,
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well, what have you achieved, igor, you have returned everything to normal, well done, you are taking me for a complete fool , you think i’m stupid, i don’t understand a damn thing, and i’ll throw the dog into the regime, right? every day i see all this, only on the streets, and not from a high tower, injustice, impunity, rottenness is all, you think,
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you’re the only one who wants to help people , you read dostoevsky, you can’t kill people, even the most lowly creatures, and otherwise the whole world will go down the drain, like you, i would be the only hope of this city, our city? will cope without you, not even an hour has passed, second ivanovich, and i was already thinking, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything is fine, everything, everything is fine, you can’t wait, i understand.
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cool, igor, how did you find this place? and even advertising integrations. i just want to tell you a man whose honor and duty. have you seen how many likes? yes, i have, well , i don’t know the name is wildly pretentious . well, which one of me is a superhero? uh-huh. i don’t fly. i don’t shoot lasers out of my eyes. uh-huh, i
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what's the matter? hello, do you want to come in, hello, do you want to go, hello. yes, yes, don't worry, let it rise. for the sake of such a holiday. you can move on exactly. yes, move quickly, i have a lot to do. that's it, that's it. i am the captain, i give the command, so you know. and so, first of all, i should all stand still. and secondly, come on, let me give it a go, calm down everyone. and why should you , quietly, now, so that you don’t hear a fly, and that you can hear a fly, yes, quietly, give up the ends,
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i’m telling you, yasha, give up the ends, and why me, because we are going exactly to the sea, we are leaving the pier, because what are we leaving, if we have arrived, then let ’s stand already, i like it, then stop, then go, yasha, well, we’re already a steamer, a steamer, a steamer, you need to ask people this, at least, yasha, i swear to you by my wife izy, that you will watch the next flight from the shore, that’s it, the bonus is over, i’m just shaking, i’m just completely exhausted , oh, attention , i repeat, attention, well, let’s leave , who said it, he said so, i didn’t hear something, i’m telling you, he said so, so i was nearby, so what? why didn’t i hear, maybe you were leaving, once again, mazhin, and now
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seriously, get ready for a big departure, why didn’t i hear what he said, i don’t know, i heard, well, you heard, you move away, pay attention , give up, i heard, come on, why me , okay, who, hey, in the car, guys, this is a serious conversation, i want to know why he told you exactly, that’s it, let’s leave , although , no, no, yes, yes, complete no, stop, i said stop , why are we going, i said, stop, where does mobility come from, why are we going, izya, sema , where are we going, where is the course, where is the pilotage, full backwards, so, you said forward, but you decided to forward, what can you see in the car, well, let's forward, although i said backwards, and you will see, as i was, this is such a ship, they let us check it, i think we did it, nothing,
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at first they broke everything for me, now i ’ll break everything for them, you’re a passenger, yes, i’m a passenger, you know that, this is the crew, no, this is not a crew , i'm just wondering, this is a crew, no, this is not a crew, these are thugs, this is not a ship , this is not a ship, they are all sailing in different directions, and this is not a cruise, but am i, this is a sailor, there's no product coming out of the kitchen, i'm anything but a sailor, a place of relaxation,
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hey, on the galley, the captain says you've accepted is the product already available or not? who is this? captain, what captain? your dear captain, have you already taken the product, already? well, have you taken the product, or am i going to fall asleep so hard that the passage will shake. what products? he says, they received the food, i don’t understand, talk to me, is someone playing around? who is this, who is this? captain, to hell with it, it's the last day, i spit!
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i don’t scare, i start a conversation, that’s another thing , otherwise you immediately start threatening, i’m the captain, and i ’m like shit or something, so calm down, if you want to live, i’m calm, but no, no, even calmer, i wanted to ask, in such they don’t ask about your condition, so calm down, i ’m calm, but i will come to you at the first aid station, i’ll straighten out all the instruments, what’s your profile, i’m a psychic, i do everything from a distance. all i need to do is go through your photo, i’ll go through your photo and tell you what to use? i’m flying with energy , you know, with energy over the phone, now i’ll take this tension off of you, come on, my dear, take it off faster, repeat after me, i’m healthy, i have warm legs, i have warm legs, wait, i’m coming to
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you, psychic, thank you, this is yours last phone conversation. what the hell, hello, i, your barmaid, i don’t know what you saw in her, she’s already spoken bad about you twice, she speaks bad about you so often that she probably thinks bad, send her away already, i know, to study, i know, to courses, to dancing, yeah, now i’ll go, this is the last one, without any torment.
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why is the whole team here, go to hell , where is it, circus, why circus, concert, hello, hello, lark, bird, singing, wake up the sun, can’t sit at home these days, a hot day is ahead, today again with the whole brigade, we will meet in the field... joy walks next to us in the sparkling dew, joy walks next to us in the sparkling dew, dawn mows down the stars in the sky,
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you’ll call me back, don’t, it’s my brother calling, why are you standing here, misha, it’s hard to hear here, but i’m not going to say anything, nisha, i can’t hear you, but i you. i hear well, that i hear you well, i don’t hear anything , i hear you well, that i hear you, well, i hear you very poorly, because i don’t say anything, what did you say? nothing, nothing, say, say, nothing
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, say slowly, nothing, i understand, nothing, yes, yes, nothing, it's misha, yes, it's misha, misha, it's tanya says, yes, yes, tanya, i can hear you well. what say, what say , say what to say, i hear you well, speak , hello, yes, speak, misya, i can’t hear you, but i hear you well, i understand, yes, yes, i understand, now i hear you when you come, why, when twenty something, again i don’t hear, but i hear you well. misha, when are you coming? 20th
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of the fourth, when are you arriving? misha, when will you come to us? don’t strain yourself, i can hear you very well, don’t shout, i can hear you very well, don’t scream, shout, misha, what happened, misha, mom got sick, misha, what happened, don’t make me nervous, what happened, misha, nothing, don’t shout, i can hear you well, when you arrive? twenty- fourth, what? twenty-fourth, if i can’t hear you, but i can hear you well, when
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are you coming? 24, when the twenty-fourth, i can’t hear you, but can you hear me well? yeah, what? yes, yes, i understand, oh, misha, let me tell you the numbers, and you tell me, yes or no, i understand, yes, i understand, i can hear you well, i can’t hear you, the twenty-first, no, what, no, what, no, i understand, the twenty- second, no, right? no, oh, misha , we won’t be home on the twenty-second, and don’t, i’m not coming, i understand, on the twenty-third, no
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, i understand, on the twenty-fourth, yes, yes, on the twenty -fourth, on the twenty-fifth, no, on the twenty -fourth, i understand, twenty-sixth, no, twenty-seventh, no, twenty-fourth. no, the twenty-fourth, oh, that’s good, misha, that the twenty-seventh, because on the 28th we won’t be at home again, but... on the twenty- seventh, we’ll be waiting for you, i’ll come the twenty-fourth, and i kiss you, that’s it, we agreed, you’re my brother, brother, he’s coming today, attention, attention, due to meteorological conditions, a third were delayed, 285.
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he is in the night's swine silence, he is like on january 2 a second wind opens, how much kindness costs, how to measure your love and then i saw sadness in my eyes, you did more freely than you were, the holiday is gaining momentum, i know you are not waiting for me. health, prosperity all the best, happy new year, song of the year, tomorrow on rtr, look, love is when you look in one
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direction. look, look, look, you want to look, look, let 's look, look, well, look at the screen, look at me, takes it out, look, look, sign the agreement, we sign at the same time for one, two, three, sign, look, look, maybe we can go to my place and just watch a movie, you ’ve never had such a talented class before, the stars will feel like schoolchildren again, maybe? to choose the brightest teacher of the year, svetlana will have to become with a wire for a light bulb , if someone's light goes out, i'll help you, and by the way , i'm a good conductor, i can handle even complex tasks if there's a talented teacher nearby, 323, i know what it is, i'm a double-speaker, i don't need to be scared, the country should know the name of the best, i wish success to this magnificent seven,
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teachers, cool topic, premiere on january 5 on rtr, my father demands that i urgently send him a photo of my bride, hello, come, otherwise there will be no money, look how beautiful, let's paint it, let's dress up, be silent let’s force it, my bride should be a diamond, not even a diamond, but i need a diamond, you know, everyone needs diamonds, i ’ve sketched out a plan of approximate actions, yeah, three very busy days await us, what if she falls in love with you and what then, i’ll give you money i’ll send it yes... and if you love her, beauty and the beast on january 2 on rtr,
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dear citizen-passengers, listen to information about our flight. our flight takes place at an altitude of 8,500 m, the temperature outside is -33°, it is very cold, in 15 minutes you will be offered a hot dinner, there over the horizon. there, taram, it’s not in vain that i went to the high sky, i slept covered with big snow, but then i learned
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passengers, i am the commander of the ship, i have one question, can anyone land the plane, no, but try? no, we have strange passengers today, okay, sorry, don’t worry, i just expressed surprise that you are so unprepared, that’s it, that’s it, i’m leaving, sorry to the soul, sorry, motherfucker, but how did you take off, where did i come from? i know, but this is the id you showed, is it yours? of course mine, citizens passengers, i am the commander of the ship, don’t worry, everything is fine, but
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i quickly pull the duct tape, sealing the tapes, yes , no, but a lantern, a candle, a father, a lamp, no, at least one device, damn it, “citizens passengers, i’m the commander of the parade, that’s it, we’ll sit down, we’ll use newton’s third law, the first two are bitches didn’t work, imagine, the main thing is don’t panic and don’t scream, you can hear everything in the cabin, it’s difficult to work, come on, support, so..." now this pedal, so press, come
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, passengers, our plane has landed at the airport in odessa, please remain seated until the plane comes to a complete stop, we will invite you to the exit, the captain of the ship crew says goodbye to you." we have young years, there is gold in it , a leg for labor, your hands are netless, for the love of the heart, for the love of the heart, but which does not exist the end, for the love of the heart, but which does not exist.
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the end, may your heart live like relatives, forever yours and labor of love, our hands are not for knocking for the love of the heart, for the love of the heart, there is no end to the story, the three hearts of the love, to which there is no end. you have two apples, i threw one away, how many do you have left, except. “you had two apples, i ate one
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of the two i... trampled with my feet, how many do you have left? don’t you dare hit my child, no zoo, no guests, you will never have a birthday, you had two apples, tanya, there are more apples, there are no apples, what is there, there are carrots, give me carrots, you had two carrots, bitch, hold it, hold it, now i took it
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from you, give it, yes, give it, give it here, idiot, i took one from you, this is arithmetic and ate it, look. it’s okay, let him see, i ate one carrot, how many do you have? left, tell me what's left: apples, carrots, dura, carrots, look how many dirty carrots are left in your dirty hands. idiot, one, one, he said one, he is one carrot, that’s right, one, and now let’s go back to the apples, i beg you on the baptism,
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don’t, everyone be silent, answer, you had two. apple, grisha, i beg you, tanya, if this idiot with carrots answered correctly, then there is hope, tanya, there is hope, you had two apples, grisha, either he will not be an idiot, or he will not grow up at all, listen, what's going on here, what are you doing, keep quiet, don't give me any hints, you had... two apples, i'm your dad, i took one from you, how much do you have left, i beg you, control yourself, you had two apples, i , son, your dad took one from you, i,
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