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Understanding 9/11tv Taini sledstviya-15 RUSSIA1 August 31, 2024 3:00pm-4:01pm MSK
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need to touch, want to be a wife, explaining for everyone, wife, feminine gender, because wife, she is mine, repeat what i said, repeat, wife, i, since when is she yours, she is mine, what number does the word wife have, singular or plural, of course, plural, yes, mikhail, the word wife, singular, singular, unique, this is your only one, the only one, and we have a singular one, in each family we have three, four wives, nowhere to put them, and you tell me, do you hear? you
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don't need a fifth, thank you, i have a set, a week, or how, come down to earth, and excuse me, find in this sentence, predicate, wife predicate, why? because you come home, wife starts predicate, one hour predicate, 2 hours predicate, 3 hours, i tell her, shut up, bitch, wife fed her husband, fed - what is this, this is a lie, husband always goes hungry, husband , what part of the sentence is this?
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i want to be answered, husband - what part of the sentence is this? what questions are you asking , it is inconvenient to answer, i did not understand, is this a russian language lesson or a medical examination, that's it or what? you haven't studied anything, sit down, i'm already sitting.
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tomorrow to school with parents, with wives is possible, come on sit down, i said, come on sit down, here, yanu sil, please, go to the board, let's review the topic with you, synonyms and antonyms, uh, do you know what synonyms are, no, and what kind of animals are these? yes, mikhail. synonyms are words similar in meaning. well, for example, house, dacha, hut, castle, villa, cottage. well done, mikhail. got it. here, what do you need? nothing is needed. can i go out? you can't. so, as mikhail said, synonyms are unambiguous by the meaning of the word. give
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me a synonym for the word run, i'll tell you, run, rush, rush, police, why police, and when i see the police, i start running, rushing, rushing, i'll give you another chance, give me a synonym for the word, a good word, friend, i 'll tell you, friend. buddy, comrade, police , why is it police, well, there are only comrades there, comrade captain, comrade major, comrade colonel, comrade major general, comrade lieutenant general, comrade colonel general, comrade marshal, well done, you understand, here, what is needed, nothing is needed, you can go out,
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you can't, but i don't need it. well, sit down, do you understand what synonyms are? i understand, synonyms are police officers. that's it, forget about synonyms, let's move on to antonyms. tell me, what are antonyms? yes or what? and what does he always answer? the smartest one, or what? mikhail, antonyms are words that are opposite in meaning, well, for example, bald, hairy, small, big, 40 rubles, 80 rubles. well done, mikhail. so, as mikhail said, antonyms
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are words that are opposite in meaning. eh, for example, upper, lower, front, back. left vodka, vodka is an alcohol-containing liquid, freezing point -38°, obtained by re-distillation of cellulose or starch first by zapredinamiev in 1882, what knowledge, mikhail, what does vodka have to do with it, what does it have to do with it? yesterday they confiscated 20 boxes of vodka, they said it was left, that's it, we move on to the antonym, forget the wiring, antonyms, i 'll tell you, name me simple words, i 'll tell you, for example, big, small,
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rich, poor oligarch in london, but why in london, huh? i wish i was such a beggar, pull yourself together, he sat down, pull yourself together, let's take some basic words, i'll show you, look at me, for example, i'll give you a hint , came, left, opened, closed, sat down, fool, but why a fool, well, if he were smart he wouldn't sit down. well , if he did sit down, what's the opposite word, came out, but why did he come out? because of the amnesty! how can you not understand, it's so simple! i'll name some simple words, for example, doctor, patient, lecturer,
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student, teacher, got you, who got you? got you all! i'm asking for the last time, name them me antonym, by the way long, short, hot, cold, well done, cretin, enough, not enough! please, enough , thank you, more, stop, continue, goodbye, two, hello, five,
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get out of here, come here, cretin, well done, the lesson is over, the break has begun. school theme is a special theme, because we love our children very much and want them to grow up smart. we sincerely congratulate everyone involved in the process of school education on the beginning of the school year and wish our children not to get twos. we are now working on education we thought a lot, what is there to think about, we need to return to our roots. we had the best education. and we are still discussing what was before and what is now, and what to do with it, we do not know, before, children had different favorite subjects at school, now everyone has one subject - a smartphone, children in the third
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grade were assigned to read arkady gaidar for the summer, so many of them could not understand what a village council, a collective farm is? one boy very accurately said that they pick on me if one teacher cannot teach everything items, then as one. a kickback. who has any versions, who knows what a kickback is? andryusha, a kickback is the monetary equivalent of gratitude for the fact that your company was chosen in the tender. well, what is a tender? it is an industry championship in kickbacks.
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then name the most favorable industry. nanotechnology. why? because money is spent on a result invisible to the human eye. you can give an example, of course, a shod one. shoy flea, nothing is visible , no one needs it, sit down, eight, four to you, four to you know who, next the task is this, write it down, fedya had three lollipops according to the contract, six according to the document, eight in fact, the task is how many lollipops will there be... the one who checks fedya's business activities
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will be responsible for kolya, i will not answer questions, the answer to which can be used in court against me, this is what it means to learn the topic, how to make excuses if you are caught red-handed in a kickback, kolya, i give you a bribe of a million dollars, or can i give you two. okay, sit down two, by the way, you are a smart guy, and there are already plenty of twos, when will you be correct, you will correct, yes, when you leave the magazine unattended, oh, these children, i don't have enough brains for them, well, what can i do, well, there will be the next task for the soul, i love it very much, the influence of family ties on corruption, dimochka, answer, i don't know... "sit down five, thank you, mom, now you,
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kostya, you got a kickback, offshored it, and allowed 1,000 hectares of relict forest to be cut down, how can you explain to the authorities in one word what you did, beavers, all of them on six hundred beaver trucks"? well done, great, earned an a, can i get some money, okay, come by after class and tell me that you're showing off, come on, choose any grade, choose, come on, come on, come on, i want a gold medal, your parents will be able to buy it, otherwise he asked his mother for a modest car, a bentley, she was joking, she told his father that she had enough...
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okay, a simpler question, vasya took 1 million from petya, 2 million from sasha, but he didn't do anything he promised, the question is, how much longer does vasili live, tanya, you're so arrogant, you're sitting at the front desk, come on answer, i don't know, my dad moves to another city in such cases, okay, kids, okay, calm down, now it will be... the question that worries the whole planet, the whole currency is shaking now, one way or another, but shaking, in
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what currency is it profitable to take a kickback now, euros, dollars, rubles, marya petrovna, the most profitable is in pounds sterling, with them it is more fun to go to london, the capital of our oligarchs, okay, borya, come on, get up, go to the map, find london, marya petrovna, come on, the fsb, the prosecutor's office, the ministry of internal affairs were looking for this london, they could not find it, and now i he has to get up to find it, well, damn, you're giving it. kids aren't the same these days, okay, tell the parents to collect 3.00 bucks each, we need to kick back the principal of our school for the roof, is it leaking, no, it's thriving, marya petrovna, can i ask a tricky question, a human organ, two
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-letter words, what is it made of two letters, i don't know, i don't have such an organ, it's a pity, it's the mind. the lesson is over, get out of the classroom, our future, the beaver trucks have come for you, thank you so much, thank you, this is for you, are you happy? do you know who i am? unfortunately, yes, i want to, so that you understand that we are serious, we
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are expecting a child, you understand, let him go. olga krasko, ilya noskov, i will not forgive myself if i do not try to fight. i will bring you back. and i do not care what you think about it. map of desires. premiere, today on rtl. rest is to leave yourself alone. rest is not to think about anything. when. you are calm and completely switched off. rest is rest. we know everything about rest. anex. cognac monte chococa, a product of stellor group. allow yourself
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a first-class rest with leo reorts. elegant details. a feast of exquisite tastes, a variety of entertainment, a golden beach and azure waves. lio reorts, we are here for you. titanic luxury collection, this is not a rite
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of worship to ancient spirits, and not even a wedding ceremony, this is how travelers dedicate themselves in this country, hey! the earth is round. we will figure out everything else. in detail. it seems that an old ship is about to let go of a couple nearby. what a cool machine. let's go. it's up to you to decide what to fill your travel piggy bank with. and yet lace suits me. and we will always help. that this is heavenly a place, obvious to everyone, even iguanas. well, go ahead, bring it. secret to the whole world, now you'll see it all for yourself, on sunday on prt. there was an announcement written on the elevator: the elevator does not go down, the finder of 1.0 rub. is asked to return it for a good reward. what was the name of alexander sergeevich pushkin's father?
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any answer options? uzolki husband is a diplomat, because he went to school with a briefcase. found shit in school, hello, what are you, izmailovsky park, premiere, sunday on rtr, nothing strange, don't you notice, no, count how many holes, premiere of a detective, we to we will approach this scientifically, hello, let's go, stop, elena tsyplakova, go, irina razanova, we only work in pairs, they want to kill me, quickly takes, pizza among us, oh, yes, we'll take it there,
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andrey malakhov's evening show on sunday on rtl. now we have internet addiction with all the ensuing consequences. for example, now, with the words 10,000 copies, we can imagine anything, but not the troops of alexander the great. i noticed from all these gadgets. even glasses get damaged. father, sitting at the computer, yells to my child, so that he finally puts aside his tablet, and continues to sit
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at the computer. before the new year, i sat my children down at the table and said: "write a letter to santa claus, asking what you want as a gift." romka said: "dad, how do you spell playstation with an eight-core processor, 4g module and a terabyte of memory on the hard drive." i said: son, what you just said is correctly spelled like this: plush bunny. mitya, last year i asked for a tablet, and santa claus gave me a construction set. this year, let give me money, i'll buy everything myself. sonya says: and i dream of having legs like a monkey. i say, why? sonya, well, you can do your homework with your hands, and at the same time play on the computer with your feet. i listened to the children and quietly envied. as a child, i had only one gadget, a game where a wolf caught eggs in a basket, remember, there was one? and now
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children have everything: computers, smartphones, games, the internet, they are so advanced now. mitya asks: dad, when you were little, what kind of laptop did you have? i i say: son, i didn't have a laptop, well , what kind of mobile phone did you have? and i didn't have a mobile phone, well, at least i had a tablet, i didn't have one, dad, what are you, a homeless child, sonya reasons, so, my grandmother's name is nastya, so her full name is anastasia, and my mother's grandmother's name is klava, hmm, keyboard, or what? these are the times: children first start walking, then talking, then they start accounts on social networks. nitya is finishing first grade, wrote on vkontakte:
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hurray, i have a week and 10 years left to study. sonya was trying to jump in a physical education class through a goat, got a bruise, posted a photo on instagram with the caption "the first goat in my life." sometimes it happens, you buy a gadget for your child and think, why did i do that. sonya tearfully asked for a smartphone for her birthday, i gave her one, she squeals with joy, twirls it in her hands, i say: should i kiss it? sonya tenderly kisses the smartphone and runs away. in our time, as it was, you can't drive children from the yard home, now you can't drive children from the internet into the yard. and once on a weekend , the power was turned off in the whole house for several hours, and the internet went down, the kids were struggling at first, then i see sonya took pencils, started
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drawing, romka opened a book, started reading, mitya sat down to assemble a construction set, after a while i say, maybe we should go outside, take a walk, we just got ready, romka shouts, guys, hang up, the wi-fi is working, you can't get away from the internet now. when kids are sitting on it, you need to keep an eye on them. romka was given an assignment in nature study to talk about berries. he typed in the internet, strawberries. 2.0 sites about strawberries popped up and not a single one about berries. he gave it to mitya got a tablet for the new year. mitya is sitting with a tablet and talking to his grandmother via skype, shouting: dad, should i bring you grandma or to hell with her? sonya is behaving badly, i tell her: that's it, no more games, no more internet. sonya looks at me with resentment and says: call!
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video, we often tell our children: why are you buried in your phones, tablets? in our time, we played hide-and-seek in the yard, cossacks and robbers, climbed into the garden for apples, everything is true, but that was our time, technical progress cannot be stopped, with each more and more new gadgets will be released every year, each new generation of children will be
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more advanced. but sometimes you really want the lights to be turned off more often in the whole house. in september, you can't help but remember the poems: children , get ready for school, the rooster has crowed long ago, sit down, sit down, children, and i will sit down. it's like in one of my classic jokes. a boy came home from school on september 1st and made a scandal with his parents: why didn't you warn me that this is a bagpipe for 10 years, and now for 11 years, there was even a saying on the internet: the children were getting ready for school, washing, shaving, getting over a hangover, then improvisations began, by the way, the children were getting ready for school, washing, shaving, getting over a hangover, trying to start a tractor, it went, it went, the stove went out to the village,
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the pike took wing, the geese left troubles, the ponds fell into a puddle, there were gusli, there were strings, there were or were not, then, such a madhouse it was here, mona, nona, and so on?
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somehow that means, no that means, lekт. the main problem for a schoolchild is to tear himself away from the internet to study lessons, and what is also important, he received some kind of information from the internet
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information that you have yet to digest? you can't, you need to learn not to get ahead of your age, children should have a childhood, they should not become adults right away , for example, in my childhood, instead of a computer and the internet, do you know what happened? there was a childhood, everything has its time, simply put, life is like a salary, childhood is an advance, maturity is a paycheck, old age is only a hope for a bonus. a special treasure for humorists is our children, children, what is interesting, children are always unpredictable in their answers, actions, here to outplay? it is simply impossible to out-joke a child on stage, somehow a young queen of about five years old, dressed up, with flowers, slowly walks from the edge of the stage to the microphone, everyone is looking at her, she knows it,
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so she walks slowly, two minutes or three comes up, i look at this beauty, i start to play along, i say, my god, my god, how lovely, didn’t you kindly tell us your lovely name, she says: what, i say, what’s your name? mafa, i say jokingly, do you have a fiancé, yeah, what’s your name? masa, well i feel my glue. i say: masha, when do you birthday? august 5th, i say: what year? each? no comment! this story is dedicated to our dear, inimitable,
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adored, children, our joy is called! so woman, nothing, with such nerves you need to ride in a taxi, not a minibus, i did not paw your jacket, but i slightly touched it with my boot, right somewhere, national pride, of course,
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are you irka or what? listen, i didn't recognize you. irka, my sworn friend, how old are you, how old is zemirka. listen, you look amazing. stunning. such a beautiful jacket. camel wool. i immediately. understood, i'm all ears in children, i don't have many yet, seven, three boys and four sons, in general, seven kids and a dad, the appropriate ones, so that i
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give birth again, i'm with my camp, sometimes i'm ready to sink into the ground, listen, it was daddy who led the whole family to pour the restaurant into mcdonald's, well, as usual, they took everything... the rest was left, it seems a pity to leave, it 's inconvenient to wear, dad came up with an idea, calls this boy in a cap, says: and wrap this up for our dog, the elders had to shout throughout mcdonald's, hurray, daddy will buy dog, i say, gosha, you are our firstborn, all your brothers in intelligence are looking at you, and you behave like this, irka, let's go to the zoo, there are two monkeys in a cage, a mother with her son and... goshenka, here is the little one - it's a gibbon, this one is screaming at the whole zoo, i got it, and next to him is the gibbon 's mother, ira, it's terrible, such accelerators, dima went to his grandfather in the village, went into the pen where
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the cow was standing, it started to tease, grandfather came running at the noise, says: dimka, move away, you've stood still, ours, you've stood still yourself, such accelerators, ira, we were different, we were different, listen, i was in the fifth month. misha comes up to me and says: mom, why does your belly grow every day? well, what can i tell him, irka, what can i tell him, he's such a brat? i say: mishenka, you see, baby, mom ate a watermelon and... wanted a seed, and so the seed sprouted inside her, and now mom has a new watermelon growing in her belly, so he looked at me and said: are you pregnant, my dear, so that i could give birth again, irka, i don't go to school anymore, i'm ashamed, i'm ashamed, i ask gosha, how are things at school? he says: fine, mom, a contract with the fifth grade extended for another year. the teacher herself calls
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home and says: yes, your bor' has given it out in the essay again. ira, i understand everything, we all wrote about and how, yes, yes, but how, how could you write it in the essay, chukhrai grinned into his underwear, so that i would give birth again, our dad gets on the tram with vasya the other day.
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dad, someone's he is, the minibus has stopped, dad gave it out, son, he is looking, how far is it to the meat-packing plant, ira, the driver was pumped out. on the weekend we were going to the dacha, got on the electric train, did not have time to leave, pasha came in a hurry, i want to go to the toilet, i want to go to the toilet, but dad couldn't stand it, took her by the hand, led her into the vestibule, they were coming back, ira, why, i asked, well, how was it, the carriage was sleeping peacefully, well, how was it, ours, mom, i peed, and dad too. so that i
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could give birth again, irka, you're already leaving, you're already leaving, listen, it's a pity, we chatted so little, come on, irka, come on, ira, keep in mind , some bastard from behind got your whole blouse dirty, tyka, wait, wait, i haven't told you the main thing, i'm pregnant, already the second day. and you know, as i thought, men are our weakness, children are our joy, you did that once relax, then you will enjoy your whole life, well call, call, agatha, hello, "take him away, you are one of those
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hello, andrey, andrey malakhov's evening show, today on rtr, this land is called paradise, you will cry with happiness when you see it, if dreams of a paradise crumbled to dust, dad died, if someone really offended you, who is mom, young sebastian, don't look like that , life is not a movie, you need a sip of love, everyone calls me goviota, very nice goviota. coffee with the aroma of love is already on the website in the application, watch. by the way, the school year is starting, and soon all parents will receive their grades. these
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amazing parent-teacher meetings will begin soon, admission is free, exit from one to 3,000 rubles. one parent. sincerely screamed, i'm looking for a special school, maybe someone will tell me where there is a school with windows, curtains, doors, light bulbs, where the walls are painted, linoleum is laid, all this without a parent committee. today we are talking about children, about education, there are many problems here, for example, the other side of all the undeniable conveniences that gadgets have provided us, one schoolboy told me, i have been since 5 years old. i remember, i broke into my grandmother's sideboard, hacked some candies from there, for which i was cruelly banned from the street for 2 days. i must say, i am one of those who learned the alphabet, not with the help of a keyboard, but with a primer.
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granddaughter, oh, grandpa, hello. hello, sir! it is not written this is the alphabet, no, no, no, this is a bad alphabet, then in this case i will teach you a good alphabet, a very good one, as our grandmother says, i stick out from attention, you less grandmother, listen, she will teach you bad things, the first letter of the alphabet is the letter a,
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come on, name words with this letter, but don't worry, don't worry, i will help you, orange. pineapple, anfisa chekhova, what is this such a thing? she lives on our tv, dad watches her at night, he says that he really likes her watermelons, grandpa, does she work at the market during the day, selling watermelons, baby, no, you should never watch this, this is a program for adults, children should not watch this. and in our kindergarten everyone watches it, we even asked the teacher how she feels about amasutra, and what did the teacher say, and what would she say if she fainted, girl, what are you doing, you don't need to repeat all this, watch this
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no need, we're learning the alphabet, let's learn the alphabet, the next letter, i 'll find it for her now, the letter b, do you know any words that start with the letter b? i know, my dad slipped on the street once and said a word that started with this letter, i hope you didn't remember it, i remembered it, i even asked the teacher what it meant, and what did the teacher say, what will she say? well, you don't have to repeat everything that adults say to each other, they
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'll say all sorts of nasty things to each other, what are you going to repeat? there are a lot of good words that start with the letter b, here, for example, is your favorite grandma, grandma starts with different letters, well, what different letters does grandma start with, a plague in slippers, a nightmare in the kitchen, an old hanger-on in dracula's bigudzhah. who said that? dad said so. well, your dad is right. i wanted to say something else. we 're learning the alphabet, you know? the next letter. lord, my god, the letter v. come on, say a word that starts with v. there's a crow sitting on a branch outside the window. scary. and there's also a delicious word on the shelf in the closet. the letter v is vodka, well, what's in it
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, jam, oh, grandpa, i love it too jam, and daddy likes vodka, because vodka is daddy's jam, yes, some kind of non-childish alphabet we are getting, the next letter is g, let's have a good word that starts with the letter g, good. pear, dove, godushnik, well, what is this, well , that's what mom calls my room, you probably don't tidy up your things, no, i tidy up my things, it's grandma who always throws her jaw around my room, listen, you are telling some stories, we are learning letters, the next letter is d, there are many good words that start with this letter: friend, good, domestos. no, what's wrong? well, you know, grandma was making herring under a fur coat, grandma has poor eyesight, she
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wove the herring under a fur coat with domestes instead of mayonnaise. and what happened? nothing, we played big races all evening. grandma was the first to finish. well, well, i don't understand anything, we're learning letters, and you're telling some story again, you 're also talking about letters. there are a lot of good words that start with the letter d. now tell me, please, what letter do you say i am? you too, start with the letter d. well, i've finally started to figure it out, because who am i that starts with the letter d? a fool, an old man. thank you very much. who said that? grandma said so. oh, well, naturally. and dad? grandpa says the opposite, that you are the smartest, well, probably because i read books, no, because you sent grandma to visit us, you are alone at home
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enjoying yourself, but your dad is right, i am saying something else, the next two letters are similar to each other, and yu, oy, grandpa, i know a word that starts with the letter ё, what word do you know that starts with the letter ё. the fucking theater, why the fucking theater, the opera theater, is a place where they sing opera, no, the fucking theater is when grandma was rollerblading down the hallway, getting ready for ice dancing, dad looked at her, said: kladiya petrovna, well , damn! yes, some kind of non-children's alphabet, the next one is boo. "let's skip it,
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why, and i somehow feel awkward asking you, what do you know with the letter ж? grandpa, i know good words with the letter ж. look, beetle, toad, life, well, finally, i made grandpa happy, and what about the word you were thinking about? "i don't know it, well that's right, i never told anyone about it, i only wrote it on the wall of the kindergarten, and what did the teacher say, what will she say, that i fainted
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fell, listen, what a horror, again not a child's"? sound, the next letter is z, come on, say a word that starts with z, i don't know, well, what do adults say to each other when they meet that starts with z, when grandma came to visit you, what did dad say to her that started with z? i'm sick of it, the word hello, he didn't tell her, no, he told her, he closed the door for her.
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the kindest thing in the world that starts with m, the police, the police came last night, what happened, and grandma was rehearsing a number for this program of minutes of glory on the balcony, she was juggling frying pans, tap dancing and singing a song, i got drunk, they called the police, they took grandma away, the house was quiet, dad, that's it. my daughter sang with joy, the word that starts with the letter m is mom, and where mom is, there's always someone that starts with the letter p, who's that with the letter p? pyotr petrovich,
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who the hell is that? that's our neighbor. he 'll screw in a light bulb for mom, or fix a faucet, mom says: oh, pyotr petrovich has golden hands, not like that goat, what goat, i don't know, mom says that some goat lives with us, i 've never seen him, i'll come home, no, grandpa, you'll f... me from the nursery tomorrow take me to the kindergarten, i'll come early, the goat won't wait, i'll tell him, hello, goat, let's see, so white, sorozhny, let the crisis give us milk, stop being naughty, what's the word with the letter m, mom, with the letter p, dad, they 're yours with the letter r, parents, parents, oh, grandpa, i've wanted to ask you for a long time,
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for about two years, grandpa, this is... how this is, this is how i was born, just don't tell me this crap about aisto, come on, think about yours with the letter g, so what if you cancel the stork? i don't even know, i'll have to tell the truth, you santa claus put some under our tree for new year, interesting, so new year is in january, i was born in july, what am i
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doing under the tree for six months? why did you get so drunk on new year's that you couldn't look under the tree for six months, you're lying around like a child. hungry, cold, here's a family of ukashs that you got, why are you, why are you pestering me, pestering me, your mother gave birth to you, leave me alone, that's it, just like that, out of the blue, sat under the tree and gave birth, well, out of the blue, out of the blue, out of the blue, out of the blue , well, okay, okay, you understand, your mother has i lived in my tummy, that's all i can say, and how did i end up there, your dad registered you there, well, you're grown-ups, you fools,
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the teacher also says to me: baby? they found you in the cabbage, i had to tell her about sex and all that, and what did the teacher say, she fainted, no, dad fainted, the teacher wrote everything down in a notebook. she finally found out at 55 where children come from, oh, the times of morality, if things continue like this, what
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will happen to our children, granddaughter, daughter, how do you know all this, grandpa, well, for us on tv they show such children's. dachas: you sleep at night, and we 'll take the remote control, chik-chik-chik-chik-chik, we 're interested, i refuse to comment on this, let's do it without me, i don't even know how to... this is some kind of fucking theater, grandpa, don't worry, i
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learned your alphabet a long time ago, look, a is a watermelon, b is a grandmother, in jam, g is a dove, d is a grandfather, kind, a soulful friend of children, let's go, grandpa, i'll pour you some of daddy's jam, let's go, if you think dad will let his son go alone to this terrible city for a golden rod with diamonds like these. you don't know bender well,
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