tender and tried to anticipate any desire of sofia afanasyevna. they still looked at each other like young lovers. they could wander for hours together in the park, holding hands. and these were moments of real happiness for them. the park was laid out before them. later, during their lifetime, the park was reorganized, that is, the french zone of the park, it was expanded and attached to ... later, the english part of the park. sofia afanasyevna had a hand in the park, because she, like any woman, loved flowers, windows, her rooms overlook the manor garden. after a walk through the manor garden, alexander semenovich and sofia afanasina got into one of the living rooms, as it is called today blue or light blue, where...

attention to the corner decorative stoves, but these architecture, for example, can be turned stoves are arranged in a peculiar way, so, for example, from the living rooms in the family did not see the firebox of the stoves, they were hidden, we see only the design, rustication very interesting baskets with orozana, probably it is not by chance that roses were used, because every woman loves these flowers. in addition, here you can see the original elements of the stucco molding in the arches of the high windows, and, for example, the restorers specially for us compiled a cleared paint layer and the original stucco molding, preserved since the 19th century. in this hall today you can see a portrait of sofia afanasna brinchininova, here it is, a drawing by one of her children. unfortunately, we do not know what her husband, alexander semenovich berinchinov, looked like, her portrait has not yet

been found, but archival photographs of the estate have been preserved, this is how the house looked under the first owners: for example, in this photograph we see in a single complex the manor temple, the manor house, and you can pay attention to the fact that the house is completely stone and only in the photograph we see that the wall of the upper floor of the northern facade is made of wood, after the restoration this was also preserved, also one wall is wooden, here you can see the genealogical tree of the family.

it also served as a dining room, here the whole family gathered for breakfast, lunch, dinner, here in the center of the room there was a forty-legged table, which could be extended practically from one door to another, a large family, guests, easily fit at this dining table, when the table was assembled, evenings passed here from the bathroom, families loved to play music, read books out loud, the dome ceiling creates unique acoustics here, once in the house there was... snow grand piano. the dome ceiling of this room has a very interesting design. the pink color of the walls gradually turns into blue. starry sky, flower meadow, snowflakes, this design is compared to everything. alexander semenovich gave this flower meadow to his wife sofia afanasyevna. elegant snow-white symmetrical staircases led to the second floor. one to the girls' room, the other to

the boys' room, it was always cheerful and noisy there, but no one was allowed to go up to the attic, to the parents' rooms, from her bedroom sofia afanasina could go out onto the balcony, from where a magnificent view of the estate garden opened up, it was so nice to drink a cup of tea in the morning, enjoying the singing of birds, the aroma of fresh flowers and the magnificent colors of the estate garden, it is especially beautiful not only on the days of blooming bells, but in the days when the linden tree blossoms. the idyll of life in pokrovskoye was broken by news that sounded like a bolt from the blue. the eldest son dmitry announced to his parents about his decision to go to a monastery. alexander semenovich placed great hopes on his eldest son, dmitry should inherit pokrovskoye and the father. dreamed that his son would take

a prominent position in the capital in st. petersburg, would be close to the imperial court, the fact that his son went to a monastery was something incredible for his father, to spend his whole life in asceticism. knew what a terrible blow awaited him ahead. in in 1832, sofia afanasyevna was pregnant with her sixteenth child. there were many children in the blinichninov family, so it would seem that this was another piece of happiness, another child. but

sofia afanasyevna died in childbirth. she lived a short life, only about 45 years. her son, the future saint, personally performed the funeral service for her. you know, he was then the abbot of the lopaty monastery, he came, managed to say goodbye to his mother before her death, in the church where he was baptized, and where his parents were present at the baptism, he performed the funeral service for his mother, she was buried next to the church, on our cemetery has preserved a tombstone, after the death of his wife, alexander semenovich sat for a long time in front of her portrait, and so not too talkative, he could remain silent.

including dmitry, who later became saint ignatius, bishop of the russian orthodox church, one of the most famous theologians and preachers in russia. following their brother , three more sons of the blinchaninovs, peter, mikhail and alexander, chose the path of monasticism for themselves. but this was no longer a shock for their father. the death of his beloved woman seemed to have turned him off from life. the only thing that what worried alexander semenovich was the fate of the house he had built for sonechka. brinchaninov did not want life in the mansion to come to a standstill. after his death, pokrovsk would be inherited by his grandson. well, their names were identical: alexander

semenovich brinchinov. samara governor, a man who served in st. petersburg, in the rank of senator, member of the state council, but he came here to pokrovsk very rarely. well, unfortunately, his family had no children. however, thanks to the eldest son of alexandra semenovich and sofia afanasyevna brinchaninov, life in pokrovskoe never stopped. believers came here not only from vologda, but

from all over russia to see the house where saint ignatius spent his childhood. the pink dream of alexander brinchaninov, embodied in stones for the sake of his beloved woman, attracts more and more connoisseurs of architecture every year. this noble nest has become a symbol of family, harmony and comfort for many.

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comedians, and musicians, singers, but actually, we do not invite bad ones, we invite only those who love us, who come to us with pleasure, traditionally i will begin our program with a conversation about humor, you know, some of today's comedians think that there was nothing before them, that all this humor only began with them, but this it's not like that, i understand that... humor is a perishable product, as grigory gorin once said, but, however, i assure you that in the past there were wonderful humorists, wonderful witty people, i will tell you about the humor of these people, and i will give you examples not of humor that you can see on television or read in a book, but such everyday humor, when witty people, artists, writers, composers joked in life so that it was simply a joy to listen to, i will simply give you some examples, you know, there were two such humorists, dykhavychny and slobodskoy,

they were very fashionable, sometime in the 50s-60s, and like all co-authors, they, of course, competed with each other, and so, slobodskoy was always saying, my pen is better, my briefcase is better, my apartment is better, dykhavychny listened, listened, said, listen to you, so your co-author is better than mine. people's artist, boris livanov, mkhatovets, his secretary once said to him, so, please, go to the artistic section, livanov said, the artistic whole, not can enter the artistic part, when in moscow they erected a monument to yuri dolgorukov, which stands to this day, alevanov looked at it and said: "it looks like it." you know, for many years i have been collecting various curious cases, well, various funny ads, funny

surnames, funny advertisements, i have such a piggy bank of curiosities that i want to present to your attention, let's start with ads, what kind of ads are not there, you know, i saw an ad on the beach, it said that whoever drowned will not swim anymore, in our house on the elevator had a sign:

which had just been built, there was a notice: and the toilet is not working, please use the forest. well, here's the notice: a group of german tourists arrived, they were having fun, playing volleyball. they walked around there, an hour later they came up to the administrator and said: tell me, where is the toilet here? the administrator said: in the forest, the whole group went into the forest, they returned an hour later and said: there is no toilet there, let's move on to surnames now, there are all sorts of surnames, for example, i really like i like the surname nihamkin, well, it’s immediately clear

that he’s an intelligent person, and not some kind of khamkin or grubian, although such surnames also occur. a wonderful surname, so heavy, like a bulldozer, gundrizer, that’s the surname, but there lived a person with such a surname, and not just any person, the author of an english language textbook for higher educational institutions, we all studied from vera gundarizer’s textbook, on prospekt mira there is a botanical garden, it’s called the apothecary garden, and i saw an amazing flower there, called rodo dendern schlipenbach. well, it sounds good, there was such a humorist with a very amazing surname, you may remember him, such a humorist, who knew a huge number of jokes, his surname was trachtenberg, yes, well, nothing bad, trachten is to think, i recently saw the surname, i just a fantastic surname, furniture, imagine, the surname is furniture, in connection with this

i remembered the saying of anton pavlovich, he said: "there is no such thing in the world that does not fit." another story related to the surname: one man saw in his phone wife button with the word "beloved", well he pressed this button, hoping to hear his phone ring, but heard some sleepy male voice, the husband screamed: "who are you, i 'll pull your legs out", he says: stylist, hairdresser, my last name, beloved, how did you all get me? when i worked at the plant, and there was such a time, i worked as a technologist at the plant, we had a storekeeper whose last name was shirinkina, she was very embarrassed by this last name, she calmed down only when she got married, her last name became zadava, by the way, this is very pretty common surname zadov, zadova, well, remember there was a film called sisters based on the story

by alexei tolstoy, there was a certain lev zadov, an anarchist, in the century one woman with the surname semizadova filed a petition to the highest name, that is, the tsar, with a request to allow her to change her surname. the tsar wrote a resolution, five would be enough for her. by the way, such a surname shirinkina, it means, was owned by one very famous person whom you all know, this is mark anatolyevich zakharov, his maiden name was shirinkin, which gave alexander abdullov the opportunity to somehow push.

restaurant on the menu saw two amazing dishes, so, one was chicken soup, the second dish was beef fish soup, in the city of kaliningrad in the guidebook it was written that the great german philosopher emmanuel kant lived in the 18th century in the city of kaliningrad, i came to lobnya to speak, the election campaign was a hanging execution block with a photo of candidates for deputies, and it was written: vote for our candidate, the director of the local cemetery and then a brilliant phrase: think about your future. peredelkino on the gate of the dacha of one very odious, critic literary it was written: there is an evil dog in the yard, someone added unprincipled,

in my opinion it was well thought out, yes, by the way, a new russian says, listen, i'm at the dacha. i hung up an ad, yes, well i wrote something like that, there is an evil dog in the yard, some brat immediately attributed it to me, but without teeth, well , another would have understood the scandal, but i didn't, i simply attributed it, but it will suck you to death, now let's move on to the names of places, i was once traveling through belarus, we had some kind of tour there, and i saw the name of a village, the village was called bolshoe machishche, such a village, we live in in the village of gedeeva on... not far from the city of budva there is a place with an amazing name in our country there was a competition for the most wonderful name of a settlement. the first place was given to the village of dude from

the perm region, but i liked the village of kolbasa from the novosibirsk region more. the village of kolbasa is certainly cool. do you know what the address of an ambulance sounds like on the internet? skorpomru. song lyrics, i heard one singer sing, i personally heard, she sang: with a shot in the heart, wake me up, one singer

very pretty, she sang a song with the words "dance russia" cry europe, and mine is the most beautiful, well, you know what happens next, right? valery levontel sang a song with the words "everyone wants to have both a bride and a friend." that 's such a controversial statement, people somehow didn't pick up this song, because you could have stolen a bride, got a friend, let's move on to advertisements, oh, what kind of advertisements don't exist, i personally was driving in a car and heard an advertisement for the miraculous remedy tangat ali plus, some female voice was saying that men who take this miracle drug tangat alip+ until the last... minutes of their lives have an insatiable sexual desire. i imagined the last minutes of this man.

deaf, blind, paralyzed, but the sexual feeling is such that the nurses walk around his bed. well, you remember, of course, such an advertisement for belenka vodka, under each cap there is a squirrel, collect 10 squirrels and you have it. cap, and this is an akok toothbrush, it cleans teeth in the most inaccessible places, well, who told them that in these places grow teeth, and i drink tea, on the bag it says, made from the best varieties of the royal house, and then the inscription: the city of origin, fryazino, no one knows which dynasty rules in fryazino now, and another one? tea, so they sent me monastery tea, on the pack it says, monastery tea, god bless you, shelf life 2 years, well, finally

, labels, oh, what kind of labels don't exist, i myself saw such a label at the riga market, beef mind 200 rubles a kilo, non- female tomatoes, well, instead of non-female, non-female tomatoes were. in the city of baku i went into hardware store, i was completely stunned, there were three saucepans on the counter, one was large, the other was medium, the third was small, under the large one it was written gastrul, under the medium one it was written gastrulka, and under the small one it was written gastrulchonok, i liked it so much, in the evening i told about these gastrulkas from the stage, i immediately received a note that it was all nonsense, here in our grocery store in the cadet department they sell candies, goose feet and... on them it is written goose feet, and of course a masterpiece of a completely labeled art, it is in tashkent on the outskirts in a small shop, i saw on the counter under

the glass lay women's panties, it was written women's tourus, nearby were sold similar panties, but with pantaloons, on them was written tourus with a sleeve, that's all!

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in detail. vesti nedeli with dmitry kiselev, today on rtr. a soldier served in the moscow military district. the soldier went and entered gites. he studied well there, proved himself well, he had a good voice in several octaves, well, he graduated from gites , entered the operetta theater, worked there, found himself a wife for life there, then he went to work as a singer in the samotsvety ensemble, and as a result, the most a popular parodist at that time, you know, he is of course a completely unique person, an amazing sense of humor, such a parodist that the whole country simply adores him, because of his amazing charm, well, except for parody, he

has been doing amazing monologues for a long time, i wrote about 10 numbers for him, he performed them all brilliantly, for which i am very grateful to him, an artist who is very funny on stage, and at the table he simply has no equal either in food or in humor, people's artist of russia, vladimir vinokur, hello, what are you doing, are you still my wife got it? you go to your mother and let your mother tell you how to behave from now on i'm completely disgusted as if i have no one to call, am i an orphan or something, well now everything is alezina. zina-zina,

i came from the store, hi, how is it, what are you, are you completely this very volodka, what are you, look, you haven't called for two years, you won't recognize me anymore, how why 2 years, i couldn't, i 'm sorry, what are you, what, me, who, me, me, do i look like a married man? son, think about what you said, i was on a business trip abroad, how could i call you? i have a secret there was a phone, the person i was talking to was paying, why should i try to get you to pay so much, what are you talking about? where was i? i was in antarctica, and there were only

penguins, and there? the main thing is you can't figure out where the male is, where the female is, i almost lost my bearings, now look, i set the table, i arrived, i think, for 2 years, who i haven't seen, zina, i set the table with penguin meat, right in snow sauce, zine on ice, which i didn't really, i didn't really expect a call, "you know, zina, to tell you honestly, i didn't really miss you either, i wasn't trying to call you, really, at all, what, yeah, a penguin wouldn't even bite you, got it, you tyrant, you bastard, well, here come the people, i have no one to call, hello nenok,

hi, nenok, vovok, i haven't been able to get through to you for a year and a half, how come, i fixed the phone, i just fixed it for you first, and who? there won't be a second one, you're the only one, that's where you went, got married, what, haven't you come back yet, well , everyone thinks that she's for life, no, and i say that i set the table, i think nenuska will come, tell you about her husband, what are you already telling me, that 2 m? a boxer? yes, i also boxed as a child, but you'll tell him, what? are you telling me now? you understand, he doesn't need to know that you're coming to me,

you're going to come quietly, we'll lie down, that is, sit, lying down, and then go back to the boxer, what? does he hear everything? zin, tell him, they found a guy in africa, 4 m, tall, i'm joking, joking, silly girl , he hears me joking, well let them hear, why can't i joke, or what, on the phone, and my phone was identified? no, well thank god, i'm saying it like this, that you say hello, romeo, tell yours, not roma, and you're not juliet either. no, what, where, don't come to me, i have an apartment little, i can barely fit lying down, it's 2 m, what are you talking about, no, no, what, he'll give me a sniff, and

i have no sniff, and since i'm calling you, what sniff do i have, no, not at the old address, but i 'm calling from voronezh now, that's uzbekistan, no, no, no, no. no, no, i don't have to, no, i don't want to see him, don't give him the phone, you're an idiot, bye, you bastard, listen, i still get into trouble, one after the other, better, what a horror, i, what, i have no one to call, oh, oh, right now, olga, ah olga, i loved you, ha-ha, who is this, hello, hello, what are you, what are you, nikolai stepanovich?

hi, hi tolya, finally, and then i call, some old geezer, picked up the phone, it turns out, it's on a different phone, you 're here, i have two of yours, why am i calling, no, i'm calling because who was the husband, this young geezer, and why are you alone, and he, and you at work, well, that's good, i just set the table. i think, i'll pick you up from work, and we, remember, we then, oh, can't you forget, and why? 1.0 dollars? what? i borrowed from you,

hello, i can't hear anything, hello, hello, you've reached the wrong place, hello, yes, there's one little person, just anastasia - this is vladimir. remember, we met at the international center, six months ago, they gave me a phone number then, i was at the car wash with a butterfly, not a woman, a butterfly, a butterfly, who set the table, i'm waiting, thinking, where

's my nasyusha, what 500 what, what, why did i give you 500, there's a thousand here, he says, what do i owe you? and for the evening, for an hour, hello, nastya, have you started working, why aren't you talking? she said, listen, and you, listen to me, for 500 dollars, i'll come to you anywhere myself, yes, i 'll serve myself for 500 dollars, got it, myself, yes, you owe me for 500 dollars wash, clean and cook, i'll also need another 500 dollars, he announces, you'd better get married like the others, he... you don't need a boxer,

otherwise i have a friend who's 2 meters tall, listen, you, you know, stop talking to me like that, i don't want to talk to fallen women, for 100 dollars, please, that's it, the torque didn't fit, that's it , for now, you scoundrel, sold out for money, in general, it's simple, now i, well, oh, now, little jackdaw, checkmark, wanted to put a checkmark, they didn't recognize me, 3 months ago on the subway, remember, i came up, yes, i'm not cross-eyed, no, i'm straight, no, i'm not a small race, i'm not a midget, all my teeth are mine, yes, i don't have any prosthetics, where's the prosthesis? on my leg, yes, i have

both legs and my own arms and i don't have a false eye , look in your mirror, i remember you at the bus stop, you have nothing at all, no teeth , no eyes, that's it, that's it, the people have become insolent, you bastard, listen, well, i just let the evening go down the drain, hello, honey? hi, this is your husband, vavasik, okay, i thought about it, i 'll forgive you, to hell with myself, what do you mean, you didn't ask for forgiveness, but i forgive, and i'm magnanimous, you come, i set the table, i'm waiting, i didn't set anyone, i didn't invite anyone, i...

because there is no brighter person in the world, not only do i love you, yes, you can call a taxi, take a taxi, pay, i 'll give it to you in my paycheck, kisses, darling, i'm waiting, kisses, you know where, the great artist of russia, vladimir venokur! today i dedicated these lines to my ex-wife, emotions overwhelmed me, i composed about twenty-five songs, what is the secret of a long family life, i say, husband, listen, and god forbid, let's go, love, songs from.

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to us, and we, naturally, love these, each of these stars can collect a full hall, and here in izmailovsky park, they are together for the first time, i think that we are very lucky, because igor nikolaev and valeria are our guests come back, summer come back to me, just dream. in a cool winter dream, summer come back, with your happiness, beckoning, summer come back, summer warm me, when

hopeless melancholy, when unrequited love. i, when trouble knocks on the door, when summer dreams of dreams, beckon me with warmth, they, and i, i i want to go there so much, summer, come back, summer, come back to me. just dream about it, in a cool winter dream, summer, come back, beckoning with your happiness, summer , come back, summer, bend me, become clear,

cool weather, become clear. turquoise wave, freeze in memory forever, your beautiful smile, my anxiety is in vain, and i , i want to go there, there, there, summer, come back, summer, come back. dream about it to me, just dream about it, in a cool winter dream, summer, come back with your happiness, may

, bring summer back, warm me up. summer will come back, beckoning with your happiness, summer, come back, summer, warm me up! and now i want to invite an artist to the stage who is very respectful of the past, very respectful of people who work in this genre, and this is a quality of a talented person, and he is a really talented artist, he

can do everything on stage, he reads monologues wonderfully, he sings songs, even composes them himself, he can sing couplets, he can do... things like that, he plays many musical instruments, he improvises very well, as a clown he toured all over europe, and he hosted his program in different languages, everywhere very convincingly with success, he draws very well, and can even come up with a quatrain for any given word, not only does he draw well, he has published several books and illustrated them himself, and i want to add one more thing, you know he... he recently had an anniversary, a very good anniversary, he celebrated it very well, and today he is performing for the first time after this anniversary, he will tell you everything else himself, so, meet for... russia, gennady vetrov,

friends, every time he performs, no matter in what concert, i like to see faces, i like to see when people smile, although to be honest , many of my colleagues sometimes ask to darken the auditorium so as not to see anyone, on the other hand, it's safety precautions, because you know, you're in the mood and you look and... you run into such a face, you know, recently i had a guy sitting in the front row, you know, he looks at me from under his forehead, not a single light bulb is on, you know, i worked for him the whole concert, for him, i tried to cheer him up, he didn't even bat an eyelash, well, and i go into the dressing room, upset, that's it, this guy comes in, stands there silently, looks at me without blinking, i say, what else do you want here, man, you ruined my mood at the concert, i say, he's gennady, i... autograph: i won't leave, i'm your fan. i say: are you

playing the fool or something? i looked at you, you didn't smile once during the whole concert, what are you doing? i laughed with my inner laughter for an hour and a half. and so the audience will come, laughing with their inner laughter, right? and women behave differently. a woman is, well, this is, this is another planet. recently, i one concert, a lady laughed, louder than anyone else , though at the wrong time, everyone stopped laughing, then i tell her something, she's alone, and so about 10 times, i say, woman, well, it's nice that you're laughing, the concert is humorous, but a little at the wrong time, gennady, don't pay attention, i'm sitting here remembering my own, friends, i want to offer you a new miniature on the topic of what made me smile lately and... sometimes, i watch a kind of conditional micro-series on social networks, in which a young guy of about 17-18 years old walks around the city and it doesn't matter which one, with

with a video camera and microphone, asks questions to young people and teenagers, mostly high school students, and school graduates, on general educational topics, so he caught one such scallywag, says: are you free today, he says: yes, i am generally free in life, what do you need, he says, answer the question i don’t think, it’s easy, what was the name of alexander sergeevich pushkin’s father? here he says: well , wow, when was that, who remembers? 2 centuries ago, why are you asking such questions? here he says: listen carefully to the question, what was the name of alexander sergeevich pushkin’s father? there are answer options, it's called hello use, he says, well there's alexander, hannibal, kurmanbek and vitalik, he says: well, certainly not kurmanbek and not vitalik, hannibal, are you sure, he says, sure, why didn't i study at school,

he caught such a fashionable girl on the street, such a fry is walking around, he says: she could have immediately named the warmest atlantic current, golf rings, well it's one thing when they answer like that on the street, it's another thing when they answer the same way at exams, the girl is studying at... she pulled out a ticket, she shakes a little, the professor says: well you worry in vain, well, it's a good question: the internal structure of a pig, it's for you, good, there's so much mixed up, so messed up inside this pig, i can't remember at all, professor, but i studied, give me a hint, where should i start with something simple, give me a hint, where should i start, with something simple, i'm giving you a hint, start with the cecum, it's okay, does it have intestines for nothing? and you know, from the outside it may seem, yes, that these are implants, actors

especially for the show, yes, they work, i decided to conduct an experiment on a living person, a neighbor from the second entrance, his name is lenya, 17 years old, i say, laziness, would answer a few questions, he says, for you, gennady anatolyevich, any whim, i say, who is zerzhinsky, from our area and no-no, zerzhinsky, a historical figure, he is zerzhinsky, zerzhinsky. right, for the whole family, i say, chases, inedible mushrooms, i say, laziness, okay, which ones

do you know, oceans, he, and what about him? i say: no, well, you start, and i'll catch up, i say, well, catch up, quiet, he is loud, i say, indian, he is tea, i say, okay, which planets do you know, he says, with planets easier, planets, which i know, which i know, i mean i, i say, what planets do you know, he is the moon, i say, okay, let's say he is, so i

don't give a damn about the moon... such times, everyone does their best, i say, and what is a paragraph, he says: surprise, i say, very surprised, a complete paragraph, i say, laziness, i have from you, i say, a complete paragraph, he is exactly , excuse me, is my head a trash can, why the hell do i need to know all this, why do i need to know all this, you understand, everything? if i need to know something specifically, i'll google it, google it, google it and i will know, i say, i understand you, the last question, go home, who are these people, karl marx, friedrich engels, pushkin and lermontov, so poets, i say, i'm sure, yes, all six, i wrote a comment, poets have a difficult fate, thought lyokha, nicknamed the nit,

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he could easily be an art critic, so well, he knows russian painting, he could be a professional second-hand bookseller so well, he knows old books, but he remained true to his profession, i must tell you that the profession always meets him halfway. it is true to him, because he is a fan of our genre, in addition, he also makes and hosts tv shows, in which he himself also acts, as a participant in these tv shows, in general, i tell you i told you a lot about him, and you have long understood who i am talking about, so, meet him, people's artist of russia, evgeny petrosyan.

i will tell you how i am with my wife musya, i am already in monologues. last summer i was driving to the sea in my car, we left on sunday morning, the weather was whispering, there were few cars, we easily flew almost to rostov, 1.00 km flew, we stopped at a store, to buy groceries, juice, maybe the saleswoman turned out to be with a sense of humor, some guy asked her: until what time do you work, she told him until 55, i smiled at her, she smiled

me, i have some juice please, my dear young lady, so what do you think, my musya just flew up in the air from indignation, why did i say that? my dear young lady, and not just give me some juice, if you said "my dear young lady" in front of a strange girl, it means you won't miss a single skirt at the seaside, i can imagine how you cheated on me before the wedding, musya, and what does it have to do with before the wedding, before the wedding - it's invariable, it's a casting, you have nothing but nonsense on your mind, you think i'm for... forgot how you frivolously met me, on the bus, the driver braked sharply, i plopped down on your lap, you asked: 18 yes, yes, then

sit, all the time this, this topic is with you, all the time, remember when i said that i like sirov's painting, the girl with peaches, what did you answer that you liked rubins' painting more, his peaches are bigger, that's it, turn the car back home, i don't want to deal with such a womanizer, that's it, musya, what are you doing, we've driven 1.0 km, what are you doing , how are you, what's up home, that's it, i don't want to deal with you, home, or i'll get out and go on foot. what to do? musya, even in anger, like a cherry blossom, i would say, beautiful, but a tree. she even has it written on her left, i'm a fool. but i

didn't read it in time, before the wedding, she had bangs. she was taking the driving test. they asked her how the engine works. they answered: but we almost got to voronezh, 400 km for sure. we drove off, we don't understand anything, our arms and legs don't work, we fell asleep right in the car, slept for about 10 hours, woke up in the morning, we can't understand anything, what, where, when, musya happily asks, and where is the sea?

"what sea, it's already 400 km to moscow, what do you sea, look, i decided to have a rest for once, it's been leading me to moscow for the third day already, well, you yourself, what yourself, what yourself, i'm an impressionable woman, and you're a man after all, you should have insisted. so i turn back to the sea, or i 'll go out and walk, well, okay, we turned around, let's go, an hour after such a drive the navigator asked: so, but where are we? don't reach

krasnodar, i see a herd of cows coming towards me, they're walking right along the asphalt, well, i'm driving around carefully so that nothing happens, musya asks scientific questions, why does a cow have a tongue stuck out to the left, i explain, because she went to overtake, and do cows love? i say, they love, but they don’t reach, and what’s the difference between a heifer and a cow? well, a cow has a bell on her neck, and a heifer has a mobile phone, i joke a little to the best of my ability, we passed a flower market, damn it, a market,

it’s just awful, another scandal, why didn’t i stop, didn’t buy her flowers, if i loved her, i would have bought her flowers, but i don’t love her, you never saw me as a woman, i somehow decided to seduce you, put on sexy black lingerie, you got scared, screamed that someone died, you only think about your car, my mommy asked you about... me, how's your sunshine, you answered, i need to add oil, i'm just speechless, when musya says that she's speechless, you can't shut her up anymore, everyone's husbands are like husbands, zoya's husband is a diplomat, because he went to school with a diplomat, and you, apparently, went to school with a backpack. and recently, do you remember, we

had an anniversary, a small one, but an anniversary, i wrote invitation cards, asked you how correctly write, anniversary or gadovshchina, you said, write jubilee, well in general... "i don't want to deal with you, back home, for a divorce, or i'll go out on foot, somehow she sent me a text message, darlings, i went with the girls to a bachelorette party, i'll call, don't pick up the phone, don't get into trouble, she and the exam at the institute." only

because the examiner had a sense of humor, he laughed out loud when to his question, what is the meaning of raskolnikov's life, she answered: to make more money, more, and finished him off, saying that all men are the same, and stenka radin he completely screwed me and dumped me. he always wants to seem smarter than he really is, he had a brain scan. " they didn't find anything, i say, i knew it without them, when she was driving - it was crazy,

oh, how to drive, eight solid lines, i say, drive, it's a zebra. "oh, i need so much money, so much money, for cosmetics, for a pedicure, for a manicure, for an appeal, for this, for that, for that, i say, i'm lucky, i was born beautiful, and what's interesting is that before the wedding i was a swallow bird, but a brain-pecking bird." well, they say it right, a woman i have to do three things in life: catch, ring, pester, well, in general, with these

thoughts i drove straight to tula, 180 km left to home, but ... nothing could stand it anymore, passed out for a day, completely, morning through sleep, the window was open, such a pleasant breeze, birds are singing, the air is good, oh, morning, good, i open my eyes, musya is looking at me ... i am at her, early in the morning two rams met, she is silent, i try not to interrupt her, suddenly she kissed

me and said: "i want to go to the sea." with me, when humanly, from me ropes, you can, of course, to the sea, where else? such weather, just in case i called the rescue service, told them how we were going, they listened to me attentively and

suggested hanging myself, i thanked them, turned around. i went, i really need to go to the sea, especially since we drove 180 km from moscow, i drove in complete prostration, well, and musya, as if nothing had happened, was deciding in the crossfort magazine, but i helped her, because god forbid, she would blow up again, how many parts of the world are there, i said... this and that, then i read that a person cannot touch his nose with his tongue, suddenly fell silent, after about an hour i heard, look,

it almost worked out, we got to rostov again. i stopped at this store on principle, the saleswoman recognized me, oh, you're already back, i said, no, we're still going forward, spent the night in some zero-star hotel, musey there. distinguished herself, asked how much a room in this pigsty costs, the administrator answered politely, do you want one piglet or two?

well, we drove on while we turned around two more times, arrived at the sea on the seventh day, spent the day by the sea, swam, here i remembered, i have to go to work in 10 days, and we immediately go back, i understand, i managed to get to work, everything is fine, the other day musya musya decided to take another swim, but she smiled at me with her unique smile, kissed me and asked: "i'm really getting on your nerves, i was confused, i didn't know what to answer,

but they left me and i said, you're just a real woman, and you're a real man, because you don't get angry." "i'll go to church today, confess, i'll tell the priest how we drove, i say, just in case, take some valedol, suddenly the priest gets sick, you'll laugh, but we still live with musya, who said that it is difficult with women, that it is difficult there,

came up, hugged, kissed, said that she is smart, beautiful, but if it does not come to mind, can i ask, i did not understand, have you lost weight or something? recently i crawled home, drunk, to be honest, i see, musya meets me with a broom in her hands, i knelt down, shouted, musya, not a snail, everyone's wives are like normal wives, but their life is boring, with my musya you will not get bored. people's artist of russia, evgeny petrosyan,

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those who came here with their wives. and now raise your hands, please. those who came here with their wives, you see, what a simple joke, and how much joy it brings, yes, in general, this joke is from our wonderful program with arkady khait, there was such a comedian, which we wrote a long time ago, just recently i found out that one now very popular artist also once performed this joke with the stage, he graduated from circus school then, he was a young artist, after circus school he graduated shchukin school. he worked in the theater, he worked in sovremennik, he worked in the satire theater, now he works in the akhtangov theater, he hosts the highest-rated programs, he starred in many films, he makes wonderful parodies, but i also want to say one thing, you know, he recently gave my favorite village, there is a village called vyatsskoye, he gave this village two collections,

which he collected all his life, this is a collection of church posters and a collection of christmas tree... toys, now these collections delight visitors museum in the village of vyadskoye. i think i said enough good words about him to be greeted, well, like a real star. so, honored artist of russia, alexander olezhka. windows, all day outside the windows, runs outside the windows, again, we gasped, and we gasped, and we gasped, we can't walk, and we gasped, we can't walk, give me music, quickly, music, quickly, music, music, everything is in a tumble, tight shoes,

take off your tight shoes, take off your tight shoes and... in a bass voice, take off your tight shoes and barefoot, and outside the windows, a thunderstorm outside the windows, thunders outside the windows in garden, wet lilacs, wet lilacs, lilacs , wet, waiting for someone, lilacs, wet, waiting for someone, give me music, quickly, music, quickly, music, music, everything's kubr! tight shoes, take off your tight shoes, take off your tight shoes and barefoot, take off your tight shoes and barefoot, the rain is tireless, we are tireless, we are tireless together, like earrings, like tea chandeliers, like tea chandeliers, the house is dancing, give me music, quickly,

music, quickly music. music, music, everything 's topsy-turvy, like earrings, swinging chandeliers, swinging chandeliers, the house is dancing, swinging chandeliers, dances until the rain outside the windows, all day outside the windows, runs outside the windows, again, we gasped, and we gasped, and we gasped, you can't walk, give me music, quickly, music, quickly, music, music, everything is in a tumble, your shoes are tight, take off your shoes are tight, take off your shoes. narrow and in a bass voice, skintuples are tight and in a bass voice, you know, i really

wanted to learn how to talk to the stage, to the audience, despite the fact that i am a theater actor, i really love variety shows, i really love television, so in addition to the vakhtangov theater, which i also really love, i have the opportunity to go out to you on stage, i remember that once i made such a request to the wonderful, amazing arkady arkanov, and i approached him and said, you know, i say, arkady mikhailovich, i say, i dream so much, maybe you could write me something, he says: well , you know, call me next week, please, on thursday, well, i'm a theater actor, i'm punctual, i think, so on thursday, i say what time, he says at 10:00 in the morning, it had to happen that it was on thursday, at - that's the time i have there was, well, forgive me, please, well, i confess. there was an operation scheduled, i broke my nose as a child, i had a crooked nose, and they were supposed to straighten it somehow, i had an operation scheduled, i thought, well , imagine, i'll call arkanov,

talk about my nose, well, this is some kind of, well , nonsense, well, i thought, okay, i'll deceive him, i call him exactly at the appointed time, on thursday, you know, and i say, arkady mikhailovich, you know, i say, i can't talk for a long time now, that's how it happened, i'm on now i'm leaving for a week, that's it, but i'll come back in a week. and i'll definitely call you back, he says: okay, please, please, i have a general line all night, that i should call arkanov, so i come to the hospital, they give me some kind of pill, so i calm down, gradually prepare me for anesthesia, in half an hour i'm already in some kind of floating state, and so i see that in the ward where they are preparing me, there is a clock hanging, and so the clock is pum, 10 in the morning, i think, but i had to call arkanov. so i tell him i dial, i say, arkady mikhailovich, i say, you know, hello, this is sasha, oleshka, well he says: hello, hello, i say, you know, i say,

here's the story, i say, i 'm leaving for a week, but i'll come back in a week, i 'll definitely call you back, he says, i get it, i get it, i think, well, thank god, that's it, some nurses come, male nurses, they give me some kind of injection, another half hour passes, i look at...

he lays me down, i have to leave already, that's it, they took away the phones, that's it, i i'm driving by on this cart, i see a clock, i say, guys, guys, wait, wait. please, what's wrong? i say, wait, i definitely need to call, i say, you can't call, it's all over, it's already narco, he says, no, no, please, i definitely need to, okay, fine, let's give it to him, that's it, i pick up the phone, that's it, a call, that's it, i say, hello, hello, this is arkady mikhailovich, he says, yes, this is arkady mikhailovich, i say, arkady mikhailovich, this is sasha, oleshka, he says: i've already learned it, i i say, you understand, i say, here 's the situation, you know, well, that's how it turned out , you know, i'm leaving for a week, yes, but i

'll come back in a week, and i 'll definitely call you back, he says: i signed up, then they take me away, so they do an operation on me , they took out my tonsils under anesthesia, yes, then i ask, what about the tonsils, you know, it wasn't very good, we decided that... you need help, can you imagine, yes, well, under the noise they could do anything, so, okay, fine, he brings me back, the first glimmers consciousness, i'm lying in the ward, i wake up with a... i can't do anything, my nose, all the bandages, everything, i look at my watch, i think, oh my god, i should have called arkanov, i hold the general line, i call him back and in this voice with these glaring eyes i say, hello, mikhailovich, this is sasha, oleshka, he says, who am i saying, sasha oleshka, he says, is it you, i say , yes, it's me, you know what the situation is here...

consciousness, i realized how many times i in short, the next day, when i was already in full consciousness i called arkanov and i think, i'll tell him more i won't call back, he'll think i'm some kind of crazy person, yes, and a month later i accidentally meet him at the central house of writers, i go up to him and say: arkady mikhalovich, here... good evening, i remember - sasha olezhka, and he looks at me and says: and you've already arrived, i told him, yes, what really happened, he says: listen, he says, i won't write anything to you, because you can now calmly tell this story from the stage, and you will definitely be a success, here i told you about it. now i want to invite

a comedian to the stage, whom, of course, you all know, he is one of the most, that is, our most popular comedians, he is in great demand, you know, his concerts are scheduled several months in advance, and well , when i met him, he was just a businessman, a former circus artist, an acrobat who traveled around the world with the dussalei church. well, that's how it happened, he was brought to the sold-out by such an artist, nikolai lukinsky, they played miniatures there, then he turned to me, i wrote him a number, he performed with it, and then he did such a number himself, after which he was immediately invited to three or four programs, he reads monologues, i don’t know who else among us reads monologues like him, but he also tells jokes superbly, well, he’s just a real successor to yuri vladimirovich nikulin,

especially since he also... a customer comes up to a shawarma seller and says: please tell me, this shawarma of yours, what did it do before, meow or bark? the seller says: it used to ask stupid questions, but i could tell you a lot of jokes, but i won't do it, because he does it much better himself. igor momenko, meet him! well, i'll tell you a couple of jokes, since alena useevich is like that. so, a georgian comes to see a doctor, doctor, undress, i didn't understand, what's not clear, come to the doctor, undress, dear, i haven't had time to say anything yet, you're already confusing me, you know that i'm a doctor, and better.

i know what you need to do, let's decide, okay, i'll do everything as you told me, just don't be nervous, undresses completely, stands absolutely naked, doctor, i i'm listening to you, i'm a coal miner, i brought coal, where to unload it, representatives of the criminal world, simply bandits, as we say, brought a young, cool guy to a frozen forest lake , they cut a hole in the ice so huge, lowered his head into the icy water, who was more accommodating, the older one says: well , brother, tell us all, real estate, new cars like what you have, no, you're just making me do it, yodal, repeat, they lower him into the icy water again, take him out, well, what, maybe you'll be more energetic?

tell me antiques, original paintings like ruben with a foray like what is there, nothing at all, i knew you would like it, yodal, repeat, they put it down again, take it out, well, maybe you will be more accommodating, tell me, jewelry, precious stones like what is there, guys, there is absolutely nothing, maybe... there is something, but the water is muddy, you can't see anything, the collective farm brought pills to increase potency in bulls. the next day, the collective farmers gathered to see what kind of miracle it was, before the bulls managed without pills, and one milkmaid asks why they are so green, and they say, well, because the hag is a herbivorous animal, so that he could, as it were, confuse

the drug with grass and take it without fear, and why are they so big, well, the hag is a huge animal, the dosage is appropriate, the chairman is sitting in the corner, you can’t imagine how bitter they are, a huge il-96 airliner, packed to the brim, people are flying off to rest in warmer climates, everyone is in high spirits, someone is drinking cognac, someone is looking through a magazine, everyone is doing their own thing and suddenly in the salon the pilots enter the plane, absolutely all blind, all wearing dark glasses, the dog on the leash in front, they went into the cockpit, closed themselves in, people, freaked out, of course, the engine starts, this huge machine steers onto

the runway, starts accelerating, the speed is terrifying, in terms of time, in terms of speed it should take off, but it doesn’t take off, suddenly everyone who was in the plane sees a concrete for... everyone’s reaction is the same, but he goes into the blue distance, people go there, and the first pilot says to the second, they ’ll never start yelling like that again, we’ll definitely get stuck somewhere, thank you, agatha, hello, take him away, you are one of those people who do not like animals and... or maybe you will become friends and take patronage over him, then we will resume our chess games, i am busy with one very difficult task now, a possible murder, yeah, the lady with the dog is returning from monday to rtr,

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a laureate of the competition, or you will remain an armenian forever. karen remained an armenian, became a laureate of the competition, and now is also an honored artist of russia. karen avanesyan. i often think, why do women love me so much? i realized long ago, because i am handsome, this is not for me take away, figure like a mountain goat, eyes like a bottomless abyss, nose, if you can't see it, sit down... i have such a nose that

you can see it even from the back, so when i look in the mirror, especially in profile, i always say, wow, and he answers me from there: i completely agree with you, that is, a real handsome man, sometimes i look at some woman on the street, she'll freeze. even if she's walking with her husband, god forbid she gets 3 meters away from him, mine, two is still okay, he'll still have time to grab her by the sleeve, three, that's it, he drops his things and runs away, i remember once i was walking with a friend, i say, look, look, a girl is walking by, look, you see, she fell in love with me, she smiles, he says, she's still holding back, when i first... i almost died laughing, well, they

say that because they're jealous, not only am i handsome, i also have a wonderful character, i'm not confrontational, so once i'm riding in a taxi to the driver, i say, brother, let's go first, i say, to the market, and then to the station, the driver says: no market, i say, well no, then no, let's go straight to the station. that's exactly why women adore me, they meet me once, that's it for life, i only saw one once, once in an elevator, the next day she got married, no, not to me, one man tried to persuade her to become his wife for 3 years, she didn't agree, as soon as she saw me, she married him right away, i'm not offended, i understand her, it's somehow calmer with him, family, household, children, but with me

you're always tormented, will they take me away, won't they take me away, i even wake up in the morning sometimes, thinking, listen, i wonder, will they take me away today or not they will take me away, and what's interesting is that she lives with him, she thinks about me, i once met her on the street, i say, well, how, i say, do you remember, she says, i will never forget such a miracle in my life... yes, oh, miracle, you can't say that about everyone, she was ready to part with her life for me, yes, that's what she said, rather than marry you, i 'd rather throw myself into the river, or there was such a case, i once met one, a weightlifter, unkissed, i said a few words, i look, she's all softened, let me kiss her, i think, when else will she have such happiness, i kissed her, she's all trembled,

"go into the sea up to the chin, well, the truth is, we

had to break up later, she caught me with one woman, i would have been confused with another, but i didn't, i said, darling , mom..." i swear, believe me, while this blonde was making fun of me in bed, i was only thinking about you, it's not even about my beauty, i can keep up the conversation, well , i'm okay with humor, once i met a woman in the park, i said: excuse me, what's your name? she said: rose, i said: where do you work? she said: in jar. i say, how romantic, a rose in a jar, i say, you are so beautiful, so charming, so cheerful, so cool, she says, no need, i know, you are saying this on purpose to seduce me later, i say, wow, you are also smart,

i courted her for a whole month, gave her gifts, then i say, rose jan, the scent of my soul, darling, since... i have been dating you, i can neither drink nor smoke, and i can’t even eat, she says: have you fallen in love with me that much? i say, no, i just don’t have the money for all this anymore enough, and recently she comes up to me, says: i heard in some african tribes there is such a custom: husbands sell their wives to others.

a man meets his beloved woman, he has a holiday every day, do you love me? she asked, i say, of course i do, she says: then say it loudly, so that the whole world can hear. i came up to her, hugged her and said in her ear: i love you, she says: why so quietly, why not to the whole world? i say: because... the whole world, for me it is you alone, my beloved beautiful. the great dostoevsky said: beauty will save the world, and leon izmailov, our favorite writer, added, and humor will decorate this world, and let there be more

people on earth, cheerful and beautiful, like you and me, right? honored artist of russia, koren avanesyan, if it were up to me, i would generally make a program about jokes, based on jokes, because jokes are the funniest thing in the humor genre, well, this is folk art, no one can come up with something better, no author can come up with something funnier than a joke, and you know, i really like such short jokes, well, for example, there, the husband comes home, puts two bottles of vodka on the table, the wife says: i asked you to buy one, but one was missing, and you know how two people talk, one says: listen, i

met such a girl, i'll kiss her, she falls in frills, listen, introduce her, he says, i can't, she's in a coma now, in a joke sometimes: the point, well, there's nothing funny to say, but there's more point than in some huge volume, but that's why i 'm very glad that the artist who will now go on stage, he will show you a number related to jokes, you are very good at this artist you know, this is valery panomarenko, although they call jokes humor on loan, but all actors tell them, i am no exception, today i remembered such a joke for you, the actor on... on the eve of an important premiere of the play, lost his voice, tried all means, folk, not folk, nothing helps, the wife says, how could i forget, and above us on the floor above there is a phoniatrist, this is a doctor who deals with the vocal cords, yes, go up to him, he will quickly put you on your feet, he goes up, rings the doorbell of this doctor, his wife opens it, he says: hello, tell me please,

is your husband at home, she says: no, come in, yes, all the actors tell jokes, of course, everyone has their own style. mikhail boyarsky tells a very interesting story, one young actress, well, a very young actress, says: you know, i feel like a boyarsky's hat, i ask her why i am never filmed anywhere, the funny original storyteller, yura galtsev, he recently told a joke, i 'm passing it on to you from him. fucking bogeyman, awesome, well, in general, there is a training session swimming in the pool, the women's team, the coach

says: girls, girls, enough rest, everyone in the pool, the coach says, well, it's bad, it's bad for now, let's do it one more time, the coach says: well, girls, why are you acting like boiled chickens, let's do it one more time, then a voice from the stands, grandma says: son, can i try, what are you going to try? swim, come on grandma, you'll drown, she's responsible for you, well, son , well, just once, well, your old age, okay, granny, swim, and a world record, the coach says, wow, grandma, where did you come from, you you see, grandson, when i was young i worked as a call girl in venice. gennady

khazanov tells jokes in a very peculiar way, well, really very peculiar. a joke, two old friends, abram and moisha. they argued who would give the least to a beggar, less, abram takes out the smallest coin, a kopeck, throws it into the beggar's hat, looks at moisha, moisha says: moisha says, this is for two,

well, of course, of course, the king of the genre is not crowned, true, but still igor momenko. i hate this damned. no matter how much i drink, i get into trouble, you shake, yesterday i think, no, no i'll go nowhere, have a drink at home, undress, lie down under the blankets, drink a bottle of vodka and fall asleep, wake up, you sobered up the hell out of me. i say, how did i get here, i was drinking at home alone under the blanket, and

the policeman says: you're an idiot, we caught you in this blanket, when you went for more, the public didn't listen, then a woman comes to the doctor, says: doctor, i'm not happy with my bust in the chest area, i need to somehow, you know, somehow be more expressive, the doctor says, well, that's what we do here, go in for surgery, then 3 months of rehabilitation, and... what 3 month, not to the disco in the evening, the doctor says: wait, my dear, i'll have until the evening, what can i do? no, well, of course i can

insert two inflatable balls there, and under the armpits here and there some pears, pumps and tubes from the pears to the balls, so that you yourself can adjust, i don't know, in some way, unnoticeably , yes, expressiveness is needed at the moment. man, good evening, by the way, white dance, i hope you dance, then he says, well , what, of course i dance, especially since i see that you and i are being treated by the same doctor. now i want

tell you about my friend. my friend is unique. you know, he was born in moscow, became an honored artist of tatarstan, lives in berlin, and gives concerts all over the world. once rostropovich saw him playing the button accordion, came up to him and said: "i can't even imagine how this can be." now he travels with another famous musician of ours, with denis. matsuev, this artist has his own school of button accordionists in germany, he has his own festival at the berlin philharmonic, and here he gives many concerts when he performs at the house of music, he always has a full house, moreover, i want to tell you that he once played at the closing of the venice festival, i think that's enough, i told you about

him, that you loved him as much as i love him. meet him aidar gainulin.

hello on the rossiya vesti tv channel, denis polanchukov in the studio and the main thing for this hour: six attacks in isu repelled over the past 24 hours are in the know. border area russian troops are pushing the enemy out of our territories. new attacks in the belgorod region. ukrainian militants fire cluster munitions. eight more people are wounded. in schools.