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hello, hello, dear viewers, yes, you read that right, it's us again, we are the humor parade program, and its hosts elena stepanenko and karen allovesyan. elena, what are we going to talk about today? you know, karen,

i thought, why don't we talk about great people? well, it seems to me that it's somehow, well, immodest about ourselves. what's funny about them? karen, well, you're wrong, a lot of funny things happened to famous people of the past, look, for example, caesar said: caesar's wife is above suspicion, she begs, just try to tell me about her to say something like that, yes, i know,

just what's funny about it, the funny thing started later, when caesar went on a business trip, some kind of rubicon to cross, senator claudius. this famous person so that it becomes really funny, what do you think, karen, what kind of people are these, who are they? natalia koresteleva and yuri khvostov. katya, let's go home, katya,

let's go home, let's go home, katya, katya, you said, let's go into this cosmetics store for 5 minutes, we've been walking here for 3 hours already, katya, why do you need it? so much cosmetics, katya, well, well, it's already 10,000, 10,000, so i haven't bought everything yet, no, katya, we can't spend that much on cosmetics, we need to clean something up, what is this, what is this with the zhlaba oil, what is this zhzhaba, this is deodorant, wow, the price, i earn that much a day, katya, i sweat all day so that you don't sweat all day. no, we need to clean up something, this, what is this? is this a moustache for midgets? these are false eyelashes, your own, wear them, katya, wear your own, this, what is this, there is clearly too much here, what is this? eyeshadow? how many eyes do you have?

two, why eight shadows? and what is this for 750 rubles? what is this? this is glitter for the eyes, it is very beautiful. come on, oh, and really, so shiny, it suits you very well, how, this, this is not so, you need to get it, open it and apply, no, if you apply it, they will run out. you need to buy a new one, so you will come in, it suits you perfectly , no, so much nonsense, that's what it is, why does this gnome's spit cost 850 rubles. answer me, this is an organic product, this is a cream made from completely natural ingredients, so we look at the composition of natural ingredients, fenaldehyde, hexadryl pentabarturate, chteniprylic acid, katya? i have moment glue for gluing cast iron, it has the same exact composition, katya, except for

rose petal extract, and it's in the glue, not in the cream, well, well, i need a cream, that one, take it, it's small, probably inexpensive, there 's not even a price there, here's a sample, it's not for sale, they let you try it, you don't like it, you don't take it, you like it, then you take a big bottle. i wish it were like that with women, you don't like it, you don't take it, but you immediately have to take a big bottle for life, without samples, and every year the bottle gets bigger, and yours even? smaller and smaller, i forgot, i still need a brush,

i chose this one, that these three hairs of a dead rat cost 1,200 rubles. katya, i bought a brush at a hardware store for 50 rubles. now compare, i think that it takes you so long to paint, of course, such a faggot, such a... the facade will take half a day to paint, i waved twice, all the makeup is ready, but it 's not a rat, it's a squirrel, that's how i understood that it couldn't have been without a squirrel, that is, you got drunk and came, the squirrel says, come on, katyusha, come on, buy me this thing for 1,200 rubles. and your husband is a loser, he'll pay, that's it, yeah, a squirrel advised you to do this too, what's this? for 650 rubles, what is this? this is a lotion for moisturizing the skin. why

can't you moisturize with water? water doesn't moisturize, water dries. hello, academy of sciences, write it down. so what's so incomprehensible about hydrogel hyaluronic regenerating patches, they are applied to the eyelids, but if you take a century on the eyelids, that's 100 years. it costs 700 rubles, apply it, find a whole century, and why three packs, katya?

well, one pack will run out, i'll open the second one, then the third one, are you so stupid that you're packing up to live or something? you were sticking out like a turtle, oh, how hard it is with you stupid people, we're stupid, katya, they're taking you for a fool, forgive me, please, they're just fooling you, look, read, here's the ingredients! hydrangea extract, guava oil, mangosteen fruit extract, promineral balm, mango juice, are you sure these are essential components in toilet paper, katya, and it also restores natural blush, eliminates expression wrinkles. there's only one machine for everything, what's there? grimace at all, god forbid to eliminate it,

the whole point will disappear in the organ, but you understand, i buy all this for you, well , well, so that you like it, here help me choose perfume, i sprayed myself, here are the ones you like best, look, here, here, here, here, here, these... or these, then my hands were already gone, i sprayed myself on my legs, come on, which ones do you like, come on, these or these, or these, there's a new one under the knee, here? here, i like this, take this, take this, this is it, you're stupid, i was cutting sausage this morning, oh my god, nothing but expenses from you, nothing but expenses, what is this, some woman is drawn with sour cream at the sea, what is this, all green, this is a mask, for women over 70, what a twist, did you

forge a passport? this is a mask for my mother, your mother needs a devil's mask, and even that won't decorate her, so what is this for 850 rubles, what is this cuticle oil, who is this cuticle, your friend or something, why should i buy such oil for some cuticle i don't know expensive, let her buy it for herself, this is oil for my cuticles, and that's what you call it, you don't have enough of this little pizerechka, although you need three liters, you underestimate

your cuticles, the cuticle is this, it grows near the nail, do you see, here? i don't see it, you don't see it, because i don't have it, cuticles, you don't have cuticles, but you buy cuticle oil, well yes, and why do you buy cuticle oil if you don't have cuticles, well that's why i don't have cuticles, because i buy cuticle oil, look for logic, look for logic, katya, tell me, do i buy cartridges? no, why? because you don't have a gun. well done, five. and why do you buy cuticle oil if you don't have cuticles? because if i don't buy cuticle oil, my cuticles will grow. that is, if i don't buy cartridges, i'll grow a gun. what else is this? tweezers

for plucking mustaches? and you get it, it's like with cuticles, right? katya, please understand, this is all just a hoax so that they specially set up the light for you, turned on the music, what are you fluttered, why did you rush here, like a fly to jam, you understand, you don't need all this, that's what it is, a shower cap, are you freezing in the shower, why are you washing with caps, what is this we have there, you've mixed everything up, that this perfume is a temptation, what is the temptation, katya? 75%. is there a temptation?

how i like everything here, how much is necessary, useful, what is it? oh, a shower cap, it warms, yes so, what is this, wow, yes, it's a hydrogel hyaluronic regenerating, regenerating fingers, cool, oh, you see us, that's it, we throw all this out, nonsense, we throw it away, we take only the most necessary things and go home, let's go, that's it, well , i need all this, i need all this, katya, you need all this, understand, nature created women with perfect initially, everything that we buy , these marketers are simply imposing on us, all these companies in cosmetics, you understand, we are men, we love, most importantly, the soul, the heart,

you understand, my sun, darling, me, i love you the way you are, the way i am, i am wearing primer, foundation, highlighter, concealer , blush, corrector, lipstick, eyeliner, eyeshadow, glitter, that's a mustache for midgets, here. my photo, where i'm without makeup, we'll take everything, we'll take everything, kasya, i'll take everything in banks, three casinos, we'll climb in with you, katyusha, i 'm waiting for you. that's how useful it is to have a photo of nikita dzhigurda with you,

you know, karen, i think i understood why famous people just, well, couldn't help but become famous, neither in the distant past, nor. now there is one feature in them, well, what, what, what is needed for this, well, don't keep me in suspense, lenochka, they treat themselves with humor, which means they are not afraid to notice their weaknesses and get rid of them from them, well look, sophia loren is famous, well, what a famous one, yes, with what humor she talks about herself, a woman after forty has the right to decide for herself how old she is and where her waist is, i know few. popular people who would talk about themselves and others with the same humor, and i know the incomparable, charming

, beautiful elena stepanenko on the stage. i had a gloomy night tonight, a wedding night, i got married, oh, yeah, a friend calls me at 4:00 in the morning, asks, well, how are you there, i say, i'm not doing well, and he especially, she says, well, you've already had it, i i say, well, it's a wedding night, i say, he's asleep, she says, well, move closer to him, yes, i moved until

he fell out of bed, she says, "oh, my god, rita, did you tell him about this before the wedding? i say, i did, well, what did you say? well , i said that i wanted..." in life or two, well, six at most, you need to somehow, well, i say, prepare yourself, well, you tried to smear yourself with some enticing cream or put on perfume,

oh, they even told me that there is such perfume that is downright sexy, they say, after the smell of this no man can resist perfume, he will fall in love immediately, but well, i bought five bottles of this perfume at once, put it on close to him. so that the whole aroma would affect him better, i look, he turned pale , his eyes bulged, his jaw dropped, he was choking, probably from passion, he even started screaming, and i say, darling, he says, open the window, you fool, i have an allergy to perfume, i pumped him out, katya, oh, katya, wait, he is calling someone in his sleep, some glutton, katya i'll call later, wait, wait, hello, katya, it turns out he was asking for food, yes, he ate with

appetite, that after, well after he fell asleep again, that he touched me or not, touched me, he says, mother, you should go and eat, it's still a long time until breakfast, oh. "she calms me down, well, don't worry, rit, well, ate, did n't eat, one doesn't interfere with the other, you know, you needed to somehow, you know, before the wedding with him, agree on everything, on all the details, you know, oh, yes, i told him, what did you tell him, i said that i want coffee in bed, breakfast in bed, tea, dinner, a hot water bottle, everything in bed, and he tells me, no "holy cow, if all this is in bed, where will i go?" rick says, well wait, well did he himself tell you anything before the wedding, he said, well what did he tell you, well that he would give me heavenly pleasure, she says: oh,

what a bounty i found, listen, rita, i came up with it, you need to take the initiative into your own hands, yes i did, so what, she says that it tickles, well i don't know, rita, well i don't know, well at least you should... i kept building, i kept building, i kept building for a whole hour, and he says: you should go to an ophthalmologist, something's wrong with your eyes, no, well, listen, well, i'm listening to you, rit, well , listen, well, at least move a little, well , dance there, you know, la-la, la-la, la-la, well, so that he gets turned on, you know, well , men get turned on like that, yes, i did everything, and danced and squatted and bent over, when

i bent over. "she jumped out of bed, asks, have you lost something?" he says: yes, i lost it, i lost my happiness, because i got married, you scream, you didn't say that you were married before, katya, well, and how did your wedding night go with yours, with me, well yeah, ha, i have, well listen, well, so we're lying with him, well, well i tell him, now you and me, and in 9 months there will be three of us, and he says, why in 9, mom promised to come tomorrow, oh, katya, so i think, where do our women get children with

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higher the pressure, the stronger the concrete, that's it. never betray myself, not only do i have a family year every year, every minute is a family minute for me, there is no other way, it's going on now. the fight for our values, for us, for russia, for the russian world, for our past, i understand that such responsibility is on me - this is my path, this is my life, my destiny, life and destiny, from monday to friday on rtr, you have two of you here, a man was just killed, who oh what ok? question: murder in the middle of nowhere? marya sergeyevna won't be surprised by this, i have a bad feeling about this, stop, i'll shoot, secret investigations, even this happens, yes,

my darling, it happens in any way, from monday to friday on rtr, what is this, have you even seen my order, a cat's paw, a dog's tail, a cock's comb. a pig's snout, and what is this? here it is all on the list, stories of a big country, a premiere, sunday on rtr. it is always funny when you discover that great people have the same weaknesses as an ordinary person, well, for example, margaret thatcher, it would seem, an iron lady, yes, but it turns out she was afraid of mice, oh well, oh well, here you go, yes, the queen who didn't love,

they say: rooseville gave you a box of your favorite cuban cigars, romeo and juliet, won't you give us at least one for the museum, oh, i can imagine what happened to him, i read, cigarettes, romeo and juliet, each one costs a lot of money. yes, and churchill says: you exaggerate roosevelt's generosity, he just let me finish my smoke and hands them a tiny butt, oh, karen! also wins against the backdrop of thatcher and churchill, the artist who will appear here now, a man without weaknesses, not afraid of mice and does not smoke, takes care of his voice, gleb matveychuk on stage and lyudmila ryumina's theatre, meet me, i walked around the world, met

smart people, there is happiness, there is no happiness, there is love and there is no love, i have already told her so and this with words and without... words broke a lot of children broke and not enough firewood, broke quite a few children, broke quite a lot of firewood, it seems to look, everything is in order, but it turns out to be nonsense, they fit in three rows, all the suffering in three children, already as she does, and this with words and without words, broke and young, so broke not young, not young, a taken tiger. having ground the hoof without me, and who cares what is in my heart, i have such pietas with words for her, broke and young, broke not young, broke not young, but broke many

friends, all you would sing an accordion with strummings, sorry, and who cares what is in my heart, i have to her, so and this, with words and without words, broke many vows, broke many firewood, broke not young to know, broke not young, no mistress, no estate, dachas. god, no luck, people have nothing but weddings, i have nothing but divorce, uchyake and so with words and bezlov, broke off a lot of branches, broke off a lot of firewood, broke off a lot of branches, not young,

but i'm thinking how to tell a funny story to connect it with the artist's appearance. oh, karen, it's very simple, look, a suitable story, once a great...

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i beg your pardon, we will now resolve your issue, who are you from anyway? i am from ivan ivanovich, everything is fine, please tell me, ivan ivanovich, did i warn you that i do not take bribes, yes, yes, i do not take bribes, what are you talking about, uh-huh, now we will be for this. oh, my god, how, how, how, harshly, how,

to fine, funny, man, or what, maybe to flog in the square, now for bribes, we will execute, my god, shoot, who do you take us for, although there would be.

yes, and what did you think? i myself, i myself do not at all, i, i, on what issue, here at recently one of us took a bribe, what are you talking about, yeah, just one, just one, excuse me, and where is he now, that he's already in magadan? to the edge of the earth, even further, oh my god, where, where, where, where, in

the maldives, where life has driven us, it's his own fault, it's his own fault, and soon all the villains will be there, every single one of them, i myself am there, what, i, i myself am there, i am here on what issue, the only question is, what are you hoping for, right? yes, those who give bribes and those who take them, no matter how long the rope twists, there will be an end, there will definitely be one, tell me, from whom? they follow an example, i don't i know which of the greats were executed pushkin, suvorov, tchaikovsky, why are you silent, why are you silent, do you suspect someone, tell me who, pushkin didn't take, okay, suvorov, according to suvorov, why, so as not to go through the alps, he would have gone anyway, well, he took, let's say, there is someone

somewhere, well, he took. and enough about this, enough, only execute, only quarter, only like this, can i go, sit, the man was just born, just blew the bribe right there and grab and quarter, quarter, quarter, that's

what it is, a bribe, i brought it just in case, and you're crazy, but i'll never give it, and if it suddenly comes up somewhere, what did you want to give? death, give it here, i said here, here, here, look what i'm doing with your money, here , here, here, pick it up, thank you, more, out the window, what's in the window, out the window to choose, maybe not, i said, out the window, let your grandfather's people find your dirty money. documents. and give it to those like you, only swindlers and only

quarter them. only yes. hello, stasik, caught it, bring it in. only like this.

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what a fantastic morning mail with nikolai baskov. on sunday on rtr. and what is this? this is an invitation to a restaurant. go away. you are lucky, erk. you have a good husband. and bagrov comes to you with flowers. no one has ever refused a hunt, so that later you will not regret it, undermining, well done, andrey, he is in prison,

blackmail, i will not wait forever if you do not come by ten, for the sake of the trophy, the hunter is ready for anything, from this terrible man you can expect any meanness, and if the victim himself begins the hunt, and if i do nothing, andrey will definitely stay in prison, sanata for faith, today on rtr, ah, i noticed that famous people have one weakness that makes them funny, yes, and what a weakness, megalomania, it's especially funny when this celebrity is english, imagine, without this mania they are often so important, pompous and suddenly here they say to such a person: oh, this is ... it's you, yes, yes, yes, this is how the taxi driver kanandoil met the author of the books about sharlohomstvo, mr. kanandoil, and he breaks into a smile,

where do you know me from, such a mania begins greatness, well, really, a taxi driver recognizes a writer by face, and in the days when there were no televisions, you would be more important here, of course, and the taxi driver says, how should i know, but on your suitcase at the bier on... well , what is this mania of greatness that affects the english so much, there was something similar with bernard show, they staged his play in manchester, and the performance ended so late that the audience, who had arrived from other cities , missed the train home, the director sent a joke telegram to the show: is it possible to shorten the play a little, here the great playwright sense of humor fails manya velichiya turns on. telegraphs back in all seriousness, cut, i forbid, change the train schedule, such happiness that

our next artist has no megalomania, in the program parade of humor, svetlana razhkova. in a state beyond the seven seas, beyond the seven valleys there lived a girl, a beauty, and her name was vasilisa the beautiful. and she had two

divorces, three civil marriages, for the sake of a coolie a photograph kissed to holes with... tasa mikhailova, and to be honest, she had not been a beauty for a long time, and even less a girl, and she changed her last name a long time ago, she was beautiful as a girl, but she got married right away. and she was a berry, because she was 45, everyone praised this berry, looked at her, tried her, but no one wanted to eat her, here i am standing in front of you, a fairy-tale woman in a kokoshnik, girls,

i know what i'm talking about, i declare, there are no normal men in fairy tales, take at least this ivan the fool, i thought that fool was his last name, but in life he is like that, he took out a mortgage for 130 years at 84%, well, a fool is a fool or... this one here according to his passport buratinyan on the first date he he immediately tried to kiss, i almost became kutuzov, but what can i say girls, well i had no luck with suitors, i went out into nature, killed a mosquito

and it was prince gvidon asking for his hand in marriage. i thought that the crocodile was his friend, he went everywhere with his crocodile, well it turned out that the crocodile was his mother, but what can i say, baba iga introduced me. with kosch the immortal, who, who pined away over gold, pined away, pined away, until i took him shopping, we went for a week, he tells me, well, i’ll get away, of course, he’s immortal, but with such shopping i feel like i'm going to die, and what does the old man say, old men, it's

not my thing, take at least this old man, hotaby... oh, what he hasn't promised, the sky is in diamonds, he says, whatever you want, girl, wish for it, i 'll fulfill it, i'll pull a hair out of your beard, i'll tell you fuck, everything you wish for will come true, well, i started listing, i listed for 3 days and 3 nights, at first he listened, wrote something down, nodded, and then he took and shaved. yesterday i had a terrible dream, girls, i dreamed of a shaggy, scary monster, bearded, with eyes like these, and as if it were telling me in a hoarse voice: "girl, let's live together, i say, ugh on

you, ugh, get lost, get away from me, dzhigurda!" so, girls, don't look for princes in fairy tales, there aren't any, and you'll marry a prince, one day a princess, and then all your life cinderella, i'm a fairy-tale woman in a kokoshnik, oh, to be honest, i'm dreaming now of a normal, strong, simple, russian man, with a simple russian surname vekselberg. and in general, girls, do you appreciate what you have? i assure you you, your life will immediately turn into a fairy

tale. karren, you know, i've been wanting to ask you for a long time, how do you manage to smile so sincerely at your colleagues in the shop? what do you mean? well, they are competitors after all. and what are you talking about, well, i can share a secret. when i see that such an artist-competitor is approaching, i quickly try to remember something good about him, how he picked up a homeless cat or helped an old lady cross the road, and so on like. lo in my soul becomes, i stand there, smiling, well, you are just an angel, here are the celebrities of the past, that only

they didn't come up with a way to get rid of competitors, here's the writer, alexandre dumas, remember, yeah, i remember dad, yeah, that one, when he notices that someone else is also making up different stories decently, he immediately looks for a reason to quarrel, challenge... the competitor to a duel, well , that's risky, of course? once he drew lots with another writer, two pieces of paper in a hat, whoever draws the word "death" goes to another room and shoots himself, can you imagine? dumas drew this piece of paper, took a pistol, sighed and left, a shot. so what? well, tell me, i beg you, what happened next? the seconds burst into the room, see him standing there with a gun, smoke coming out of the barrel, throwing up his hands and saying: he missed, yes, but i am calm about the artist who is about to go on stage, he

doesn’t have to think about any competitors, why is that, and he practically doesn’t have any, look at his performance, what competitors could he have, well of course, because artem shchukin is on stage. hello, hello, dear viewers, you know, the thing is that today i wanted to show you a completely new trick, but unfortunately, the parcel was delayed, it arrived at the wrong time, and i i didn't have time to learn it, but you know, when i bought this trick, the advertisement for this trick said: a novelty of modern magic, a trick that will amaze your viewers, that's actually why i bought it. there are props inside, this is what you need

to show the trick, and there was also a step-by-step audio instruction, which i gave to our sound engineer, so now i suggest that you learn this trick with me, so that later you can come home, show it to your loved ones, your family, your friends. so, now i'll ask our sound engineer turn on the audio instructions for us. hello. today's lesson is called the secret of the disappearing bandana. for this trick you will need. a dark blue scarf and a yellow bandana. fold it in half, that's right, fold it in half, now fold it again, then

hide the bandana in your left hand, remember to hold your hand naturally, this is called palming. now that you have mastered palming, we can begin. open the folded bandana, show the audience that it is a normal bandana by waving it a few times. if the people around you do not believe that it is normal, then invite one of the audience to wipe his face with it. fold the four corners of the scarf into one to form a bag. using your free hand, fold the bandana along the folds made earlier and place it inside

the formed bag. take hold of the outside of the scarf and squeeze the bandana inside the scarf to the size of a small ball. but in fact , the audience does not guess. do not forget to hold your hand naturally, now make a magical move, finally, open the scarf, showing that the bandana has disappeared, and wait for the well-deserved applause.

the lady with the dog in the previous series, we arrived, grandma, the widow of a famous lawyer moves to an elite village, agatha, hello, immediately finds herself in the spotlight, we've been riding a scooter for a long time, let's go, don't you want to take a walk with syria, she calculates masterfully. figures have prepared something for you, don't forget e2, e4 and criminals, he is not a player like everyone else, who is a player then, obviously, the last move always remains with her, i want to make you an offer, i just want to give you a chance, what a chance, the lady with the dog, continued:

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new host, those known and unknown animals of science. premiere, on sunday on rtr. you know, karen, at the beginning of the last century in america there was such a president, calvin kulich, he went with his wife to look at some famous poultry farm. they come, there are a thousand hooks on the farm. the president was so surprised by such a large number, then the owner of the farm said: "yes-yes-yes." don't be surprised, so our rooster performs his conjugal vows every day debt. here the president's wife could not stand it, whispered to her husband: "it's good that we stopped here, calvi." you have something to learn from here, yes, yes, i read about him, he was a great joker, he would press the alarm button in the presidential office and under the table, yeah, the secret service employees would run around, go crazy, and he would just giggle, a kind of humor,

but our artist was born much later, and this is wonderful, because we, his contemporaries, can enjoy his subtle, refined humor, stage today. hello, dear friends, it's very nice to see you all, i came out with a small book, i'll explain why, the thing is that in my student years i studied at the theater institute. i got a new hobby, i would even say a microhobby, i started writing short poems, epigrams, all sorts of comments, and on any topic, here's one guy we had for a long time did not get married, does not get married, does not get married, then we found out why, it turned out, i didn't really want to, i wrote

a poem on this topic: i've been throwing pebbles at the window for 20 years, i love her, like pushkin loved autumn, but she still doesn't open it... because i've never missed it, over a long period of time i 've accumulated a lot of these stitches, and i've put them all into a book, which i called hooligan notebooks, now i'm offering you a golden collection of my pearls, i won't be modest, i'll start with poems that are dedicated to women, there are women like violins, there are like cellos, i made a mistake in my life, i married an electric... i also have stitches about fairy-tale women, well, of course, a woman in real life in a fairy tale, these are two big difference, but a fairy tale is a fairy tale for that reason, in the fairy tale about snow white the hard-working gnomes are exhausted, pavel petrovich, valera, oleshka, the gnome uncle borya and the gnome mikhail, even

the gnome senya and the gnome uncle valya, they are already tired of snow white, snow white, a girl from the north , it seems. all seven will groan, there is such a free-flowing woman, not one of me tumbled in the field, tumbled with a bear, so what, how could i there, i tried so hard that i broke my shoulder, you know, there are such poems, women's, inquisitively meaningful, she looked for in everything meaning. search for the essence, she stared at me with a square eye, she was breathing heavily, heaving her chest, she couldn’t figure out the gas mask, and you know, every poem is the result of communication with

the fair half, recently, recently, a long time ago i went into a flower shop, the seller recognized me, said: “m, gennady, are you buying flowers?”, i said, yes, do you have something else.” she said: no, i said, what are you asking, i wanted to talk, i said, well, let’s talk, she’s gennady, and you know what the color of this or that means i say, not very much of a flower, but i'll tell you, remember, if the flowers are white, it 's innocence, yellow - parting, white and yellow together, parting with innocence, i wrote a poem on this topic, if they give a dandelion, it means they'll cheat you. they give a chamomile, it means you'll guess, if they give hemp, they'll definitely arrest you, and if a buttercup, they can give you a stamen, i was in gelendzhuk, i saw this picture on the beach, mostly married couples sunbathe, but they can be different

in appearance, yes, he can be huge , she's a little thumbelina next to him, well we saw yes, and here on the contrary, she is so huge, a big mountain. she is lying, sunbathing, and he is so small, an inch at the foot of the mountain , settled down, and so in the direction of women with his eyes like, shun, shun, shun, shun, lenya, i am monitoring your rest, you said you would rest, and you strain yourself, you have already worn out your cervical vertebrae, where are you looking, where you shouldn’t, and look, you already have whites at home, pupils on the street, it’s better to read a book, a noble nest, he took a book, because of the book like that, shun, shun, shun, lenya, who did i tell, eyes in a nest, yeah, you can look where, no i have to, she says, i can, i trust myself. i wrote a poem on this topic: one fat woman said to two friends: "

i take full revenge on my husband with my fatness, i will not allow this moron to have a beautiful and slender wife. and once i heard one woman say to her friend: listen, well, this vitalik follows me, follows me, follows, but i turned him down with a rejection, you see, he has such a moron smile, i don’t understand, he always does it for nothing, he smirks all the time." and i know this vitalik, and so i wrote a poem, who will reveal it: i smile sometimes without reason, i don’t know the state of rest, i can’t do anything with myself, my skull structure is like that, well, you understand that i also have enough poems about men, for example, about a man’s hobby, about fishing, a fisherman in russia is more than a fisherman, he knows everything about it and everyone knows... he will bring back such things from fishing that he takes a long time to be treated, he doesn’t smoke or drink, there is such

an age-related poem, stop, please, how impudent and restless you are, stop, please, pension reform, there is, for example, a poem about professions, a hairdresser suddenly said to andrey, i don’t know you, but i’ll shave you, he shaved his eyebrows and eyelashes, alcoholic valery can go a whole day without drinking, not because he has no money or a cold, he can forget about drinking for a whole day, because his squirrels also really need rest, there is a poem from the grandfather’s point of view, i easily had a romance when i was young... i used to start one, i really cherish these impressions, oh, how i

used to visit women, only i can’t remember why i went, our smaller brothers are not offended by my attention, here is a poem like this, for example, straight up vykhulya, they live and reproduce in the wild, vykhulya and vykhulya. they razhuhuvatyut hukhahal-hukhlya, vykhulya, vykhulya, well these are practically songs, there are some about seafood, about skat, for example, yes, skat's partner refused to continue, now skat is overstrained, his partner keeps her distance for a whole year, skat is generally a power plant there, there is a poem about a whole anthill, everything was fun at the picnic.

i was not a nobleman in ulaanbaatar, but i traveled a lot on the escalator, with all the winds. yes, karen, napoleon was right, from the great to funny, really one step, and this is perfectly illustrated by the episode of the battle of borodino. well, it would seem. borodino, what 's funny about that? but

kutuzov's adjutant runs up to our commander bagaration with an order to retreat, because the enemy is already on the nose, you need to know that bagaration had a very long nose, i remember, you know, yeah, yeah, and bagarteon says: you say, brother, the french are already on our nose, but it depends on whose? humor, i always, honestly, look closely at my face, well, how with this

face to tell belarusian jokes, even many presenters... at concerts often announce the most recognizable russian humorist, it is impossible to forget boris sergeyevich brunov, when he encouraged me to the all-union competition of pop artists, he had a cigar, he did so, but not everything, today the main question is being decided: either you will become a laureate, or you will remain an armenian, and how did the wonderful magician, manipulator arutyun avayakovich surprise us?

on an empty note for this trick at the international competition, which took place on an uninhabited island, they wanted to give me a gold medal, i said no, thank you very much, give me money instead, and of course, how can i not remember the funniest and most fearless woman in the world today, performed by georgy. they go themselves, they drive themselves, they deliver the knastyenki themselves, oh, i'm tired, i'm tired, i'm tired, each of these artists had their own unforgettable voice, it could be

distinguished from a thousand other voices, well, for example, anatoly's voice. hello guys, big to everyone, kirgudu, i'll tell you a joke now, a political one, two guys they are sitting in the buffet of the government building, one says, well, let's get some beer, the other

says, what are you talking about, we're at work, he says, sure, two vodkas please, i'll tell you a circus joke, the wife says to her husband, let's go to the circus, they say there's a naked volochkova riding an elephant, the husband says, we have to go, i haven't seen a live elephant in a long time, oh, if i were a sultan, instead of money i would pay my salary with jokes, that's it... life would be fun, music, come on, composer, let's go, told a joke, fresh and funny, in the store, take it, any product, seller make laugh, if you couldn't, get what

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this is some kind of disgusting abomination, i 'm divorcing you, how far can it lead despair, no children, no full-fledged family, it can be wonderful, that's how it can be, a naharka , her name is varvara, she treats with herbs, you need to give birth and raise a child in love, and you have nothing but pain, it seems to me that she is a charlatan, varvara knows what she is doing, and don't you want to start helping?

well, did i call you myself? in this family , everything is based on great feelings. and how will my subordinates be afraid of me if my husband is a sausage. on a sense of humor. excuse me, who are you? i am your lucky ticket to a new life. here is my business card. and here it says discount on windows and doors. yes, and what's wrong here? what's wrong? irina razanova. luzhin, stop suffering. yuri stoyanov. and the boundless world. his imagination, bring it here, everything sour, spicy, spiced, everything, everything, on the line, possible, necessary, a dreamer

or the amazing world of engineer luzhin, premiere, soon on rtr, imagine, karen, i read here and it turns out, in past centuries... artists fought with each other, especially composers with composers , and what do you want, lena, competition, it has always been there, yesterday and today? no, well today it seems to me, everything. not so poisonous, without mutual rudeness, then, for example, one young composer says to the already elderly puchina, should i write a funeral march for your funeral, puchina tells him: "yes, yes, write, this will be the first funeral at which they will whistle and shout: "haltura, the best, or what, a young colleague came to him, sees

a sign on the door, lives here." here is the great brahms, well, a young guest says to brahms, i wonder what they will write in due time on the doors of my apartment, and brahms answers him, they will write, for rent, yeah, winged, no matter how composers treat each other, we still love them for their music, now wonderful singers will come out on stage, will delight us with a fiery song, meet, tinora of the 21st century, summer wanders across the streets, the sun pours straight from the roofs, in a stream of sunlight, you are standing at the kiosk, magazines shine with covers, you look at them with delight! and you

saw a beauty queen in the magazines, and i admire only you, and you yourself do not know that you will outshine anyone with beauty, a beauty queen, and i i'm coming to meet you, and i'm bringing you flowers, as the only light, the queen of beauty, i'm connected with you forever. i am forever, and life is happiness, my love, i've seen many beauties, in magazines in the cinema, but not one of them has become better, my dear anyway, and i myself didn't even notice how you entered my dreams, you are the sweetest in the world, the queen of beauty, and the sun,

i'm connected with you forever, you are life is happiness. my love, summer is wandering along the alleys, the sun is pouring straight out, in streams of sunlight, you are standing at the kiosk, and i'm coming to meet you, i'm bringing you flowers, as the only light, the beauty queen, as the only light,

the beauty queen. it happens that even very smart people cannot always appreciate what happiness has fallen on them, are you hinting that i did not appreciate what a wonderful co-host i have? yes, that's not what i'm talking about, lenochka, i just recently read how konstantin poustovsky was returning from hunting on a train, another passenger came in, also a hunter, unshaven, saw a writer, says, oh, it's you, the famous poustovsky, like me once, do you want me to sing to you the whole way, he began to sing in a bass voice, poultovsky says, admit it, you after all, they deliberately sat down next to me in the compartment to sing, and then asked me to recommend you to someone in the ministry of culture,

right, right? "oh, so cunning, okay, let's write a note to the scribbler, well, he says, who are we going to recommend, what is your name, what is your title, but the hunter modestly said, the soloist of the bolshoi theater, alexander pirogov, oh, what a wonderful story, karen, and the famous writer anatole franz once did not appreciate a girl who came to him to get a job as a stenographer. monsieur, i type at a speed of 150 characters per minute, city." she said, but where can i find you so many words per minute, the nobel prize winner in literature was surprised. oh, she came to the wrong thing, she should have gone to our humorist alexey tsapik. yes, he's the one who never minces words, like a machine gun, the rate of fire is a thousand words per minute, not like this anatoli france, really , meet the satirical writer, alexey sapik,

just imagine, early in the morning a husband is talking to his wife. katya, good morning, and we are silent, if your wife doesn't talk to you in the morning, it means the evening before was a success, why did i come in the morning, because the day before igor ivanovich ate too many candies with cognac, why did he overeat, my dear, well, you are a philologist, you should know that in russian? there is such a word "halyava", so she pounced on him, she had a terrible hangover and we went to look for candies with beer, although i remember everything, and do you know where we were yesterday at

the zoo, by the way, the zoo has the cheapest snack in the city, you give the guard a bottle of vodka and... there is everything that you can take from the predators, katya, you are a philologist, you could take meat from a leopard, and igor ivanovich could, igor ivanovich breathed on the leopard, and the leopard as a predator ended, began as a doormat, igor ivanovich got carried away, began to breathe on everyone in a row, he put there. half the zoo, yes, the rhinoceros , everything was fine, but then, well, this is already our mistake, because we brought igor ivanovich to the rhinoceros from the wrong side, igor began to breathe,

the magpie looked back, got scared, igor vanoch felt bad, because the rhinoceros sat on him, although here ... yesterday we had such a romantic rest, swam in the moonlight, in the pond, no, no with swans, with crocodiles, what 's so scary about that, shoo, they ran away, and igor ivanovich, who can't swim anymore, caught a crocodile, made an inflatable mattress out of it, he inflated it, like, through a pimple? what was the crocodile doing at that time? crying? no, there were no women with us. when we got bored, petrovich invited the gorilla to go swimming. katya,

it seems the gorilla can talk. when garila saw petrovich in his boxer shorts, she said: how long have i been waiting for you. and we went swimming. why do you pronounce the word hangover so rudely? i recently i met a frenchman, a wine and vodka guy, he said that this word should be pronounced with the stress on the last syllable, a hangover, you feel it, like the rustling of grape leaves, the taste of young bozhele, and then my husband came, he saw that we were swimming with his wife, although i don’t even need to tell you about it, i’m even scared to remember it, it was a completely ugly scene, we were saved by the fact that we hid in a tiger’s cage, and

the tiger protected us, very selflessly, well , apparently he thought that we were his dry rations for the winter, katya, why am i always talking about myself and myself, and what do we have? it's interesting in the house, in the morning i brought home a kangaroo, put it to sleep next to me, and also said, sleep, darling, don't worry, my wife is at the dacha, katya, we have stopped being romantics, you, when was the last time you rode a horse, and i rode yesterday, we are riding with... the wind is in our face, and we are riding and singing a little slower yakoni. katya, the artist savrasov has a painting called "the rooks

have flown". and i have this feeling that these rooks spent the winter in my mouth. well, where was i, yesterday, i remembered, all that remains is to remember my name, and i can live further. oh, you know, karen, really, from the sublime to the ridiculous, and one step, look, karen, i read on the internet, in the 19th century queen victoria herself proposed to prince albert, so much so that i want to say, oh, vika, vika, where is my maiden pride, and i did not understand, did prince albert refuse queen victoria, what are you saying, karen, how can he refuse her, she. was with humor, and humor for family life, karen

- this is the first thing, the prince, of course, appreciated queen victoria's humor. what did she say to him that was so witty? she told him: prince, if you didn't fall in love with me at first sight, so be it, you can take a second look at me, i understand, i knocked you down with a joke, and that's it, your prince, do whatever you want with him, yes, you can marry him. you can just borrow money, by the way, sparkling humor also helped one artist get married, he once saw a beauty, fell in love at first sight, said something funny to her and that's it, they've been together for many years, fell in love at first sight, i would even say from his first phrase, when he jokes, it's impossible not to fall in love with him, that's why they're still together, valentina's scene.

you come home from work in the evening, you can't feel your feet under you, and nothing has been done about the house, and smoke is everywhere, huh? the house should be in order, i understand, i understand, i understand, i understand, you cleaned my brown shoes, get going, and not in the shoe cabinet, dinner is ready, dinner is on the table, beer is in the fridge, greeting cards, to my relatives, wrote, wrote, sent, washed, ironed, washed, ironed, put in the cabinet, and why do i have this feeling that in the house something is not done, you cleaned my horse... boots , cleaned them, they are in the

shoe cabinet, washed the car, washed it, changed the tires , wanted something new for myself in the garage, sewed, sewed, knitted, made an applique, bought wallpaper, bought, bought, bought, bought, and re-papered the small room, i needed a bigger one, but still my heart is not in the right place, i bet my head that something in the house... is not done, you cleaned my brown boots, cleaned them, they are in fairy tales for shoes, cabbage for pickling, chopped, chopped, poured, on balcony, put it up, listen, you come home from work an hour earlier than me, what else have you done, went to the bathroom, got divorced, left for another man, and why isn't he home, he's at home in a small room. we 're going to live there now, and you cleaned his shoes, didn't

clean them, oh, how am i, as soon as i walked in, i could tell from your eyes that something hadn't been done in the house, the house should be in order, i understand, i understand, go clean, like this, come on, come on, what happened, fell down the stairs and broke her neck, what a horror, an accident, we're looking at rtr, well, i'm at a dead end, yes, a dead end, you have to convince your nephew to open a case, so go and contact her, she 'll conduct an investigation, she might start one herself, grandma left, she's catching a killer, catching another killer, what's wrong with your grandma? i want to know the truth. the lady with the dog.

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an invitation to a restaurant, go away. if the victim starts hunting himself, and if i do nothing, andrey will definitely remain in prison, sanatoriums for faith, today on rtr. you know, dear viewers, they say that galileo, having discovered that the earth revolves around

sun, he himself was terribly scared of his discovery. why? yes, he was scared that he would be threatened with the inquisition for these thoughts, so he decided to renounce this... theory, but to do it so beautifully that descendants would talk about it. yes, i heard that he renounced, then stamped his foot and quietly said so that none of the inquisitors would hear, after all, it moves. yes, and he rehearsed this stamping of his foot for a long time at night, and this stamping so annoyed the neighbor downstairs that they themselves wrote to the right place. dear inquisition. well, this galileo has had enough, he stamps and stamps, well maybe to hell with it, with this earth, well, let it spin, if that's what he wants, he's got some nervous neighbors, i don't know, now an artist will go on stage, he also rehearses at night, but no one writes any complaints about him, and what is he rehearsing, he also stamps

his foot, no, he's a comedian, he reads monologues, you know him well, this is oleg akulich, meet him, in the frost, he runs from apartment to apartment, from house to house, congratulates children on the new year from the very morning, then they call him, you have a performance, where are you, he flies to the theater, runs in on the run, he they put on a costume on the go, he doesn't see what costume, runs out of the stage, can't start , they prompt him, aphelion o nymph, who, who, who, who?

a play, in verse, classics, hung closed, there's a table, we see two characters, one must poison the other, he must fall dead and closes , the play must begin, well we see, this one pours this much wine from a bottle, persenin opens it, pours poison into a glass, gives it to this character, the second one, he takes it... and drops the glass, and what to do, how does he come out

from the situation, yes, it's a pity, the glass fell, although a little moisture remained on the komzol, licking, or something, licked and fell dead, in general, in every theater there is such an actor, whose place is in the buffet. here is a performance, too, one actor did not come, got sick or something, the director knows that this semyonich is there in the buffet, he says, i beg you, help me out, help me out, that's how it is, the actor did not come, he says, yes, please, i will play, well, i don't know the words, he says, i will prompt, i will prompt, as he comes out, just imagine, it's like hatred, yes, that's it he comes out, the director says to him: the director says: slowly comes out, slowly comes out, he comes out, let go, sits

down, slowly sits down, eh, manya, hands, manya, mine are no longer the same, but hands, hands, not the same, eh, manya, hands, manya, these working hands, not the same, manya. nite hands, legs, legs, they walk, but

lead or walk, legs, manya, these working legs don't walk, manya. it became not the same, that's it, manya, manya, no need, no need, ah, here, manya, no need, no need, manya,

this is not manya, this is for you, you goat, no need, manya, this is not here, not for you, this is not for me, you goat, everything is slowly getting up, slowly getting up, and slowly getting up. i didn't want to upset you, man, but it looks like i'll have to, hatred, bastard!

oh, how interesting it is in life, look, two people, it seems like their actions are even similar, but for some reason one becomes newton isak, and the other a comedian, what 's the similarity? in biographies, newton rented a dacha with an apple orchard and another rented one, newton loved to sit under an apple tree, and the other too, but one from above with white filling. to joke, yes, lenochka, but how to joke, newton is resting, performing svetoslav yeshchenko. in our age. time

is changing rapidly, you know, but there is one place where everything is the same as in my childhood, it is the village where i spent my holidays with my grandmother, well, when i was still a schoolboy, when i have the opportunity, i come to the village, you know, there is such humor, enthusiasm, they are such optimists, somehow i ask one woman, aunt val, how is the harvest?

she says, slava, health, it is, of course, already where in vain, and we live like this, in spite of the pension fund, you tell me better, and it seems to me, this question has tormented me for a whole year, she calls me the name of the most popular tv presenter, he was here,

the son says, mother, what are you blabbering about, shut up. i'm talking to a man with you, he was with me, i say, what was this popular tv presenter doing with you, and he was selling grass from the kovaradsky beetle, at first i didn't believe you, the grass was some kind of strange, not like the usual one, and he says to me: grannies, my dear, am i really going to deceive you, i'll be so scared later on the whole tv, the son interrupts again, says, listen to her, that swindler was like two peas in a pod just like that... can you imagine what heroes live in the village, they try it themselves before giving it to a beetle, i walk

around the village and go into one extreme house , they have a forest right next to them, here they come out, right there, an old man and an old woman, to the forest cannon, they have lots and lots of cats, i say, what do you feed the cats, the grandfather says, why feed them, let them hunt mice, but they hunt mice, they live here themselves, the grandmother says, it's in the city where cat food is more expensive than human food, they showed me to give them away. they said, some clean cats, some sterilized, well and i also winter swim in any weather, many people know about it, i'm walking in shorts on

a cold street, practically covered in ice, and i 'm going to dive into the river, and another old man saw me, his granny, he says, oh, i'll screw him now, he says, what 's wrong with you? what a great guy, well, won't you get drunk, why won't you get drunk, i have my own moonshine, let's go, i'll buy you a drink, i say, uncle, let's sing, but i don't want to be a fool later, i'll drink,

i'll fool around, well, i don't want to, what a great guy, what a great guy, and so we said goodbye to him, i'm walking and i hear him saying to his granny, you see how i wanted to show him off, he's a good boy everywhere, i visited another one.

she's about 100 years old, maybe more, no one knows how old she is, because she herself doesn't remember, she crawled out, she just glides on this ice, pushes off with her stick like an oar, and floats in her walruses, i tell her, grandma, where are you going, stay home, god forbid you fall, it's so icy, she tells me: don't worry, honey , i've been walking around all my life and nothing, there's no point in sitting in a hut, i need to develop, my back hurts on this ice, i run up to her, bend over, she tells me he says right to her face: from a scoundrel, he called her, you see, he was just a slob, and how the emotion changed abruptly. "let's love the village and be just as open and natural, all the best to you,

and aren't you afraid that we'll run out of these funny stories about celebrities before the end of the show, oh, they can't run out while we..."

he says to ranevskaya at the theater: yesterday i was visiting the zavadskys, i sang all evening, ranevskaya answers her: so it should be, i can't stand them either, why were you afraid to tell this story, what a normal person an artist, and even a vocalist, can see some kind of hint here, though, well then klaudiya penkova is singing for you now, let's meet.

this law has long been known and interesting, the world is songless, but even if it rains in the morning, people should know for sure, there is no reason to be sad, tomorrow everything will be better than yesterday, wake up and sing, wake up and sing, try at least once in your life, not to let a smile out of your open eyes, let success be capricious. chooses from those who can laugh at themselves first, sing falling asleep, sing in your sleep, wake up yourself, that's it forget what has passed, what has fallen, what has disappeared, what has gone, you can't get it back, it's just there and there's no way back, what is unbelievable now, will happen again tomorrow morning, wake up boy, wake up boy, try at least once in your life, to let a smile out of your open eyes,

let success be capricious, it chooses from those who can laugh at themselves first, hoy falls asleep, hoy wakes up in a dream. children often hear from adults that everything in the world has become smaller, people rain everything, you can't take it, they've apparently forgotten that in the beginning their grandfathers grumbled about the same thing, and meanwhile the world is still just as good, wake up and fight, wake up and fight, try at least once in your life, not to let a smile out of your open eyes, let success be capricious. he

chooses from those who can laugh at themselves first, oh, sleeps, howls in a dream, forgive me, oh, falls asleep oh, in a dream, wake up and oh! this evening will be dedicated to yura shizunov's favorite songs. biology, or something, such a modest guy in a sports cap came in, over time we became friends. this is generally my youth, i cried, dreamed, of course, of such a man. hello, andrey. andrey malakhov's evening show, today

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titanic luxury collection, tell me how it was, you always have a choice, will there be a case for you, i'm shooting, well, to meet or to break up, marry me, again, your proposal, salvation for me, but can't we just remain friends, suffer or act? we lost our son, alyosha is alive, i i believe in it, to seek or to hide, i will not take my eyes off her now, have you all agreed , or what, to leave or to return, where you need to go, and you are a bus driver, or maybe you will order me a taxi, but whatever you choose, this meeting cannot be cancelled, only to look at the arrivals, or take part, from monday to thursday, you are very busy, what are they showing? it is

time for big premieres on rtr, the candle will be extinguished, you will light the hay, you will not get bored with us. hello on the russia tv channel, news in the ren rossius studio and the main topics for this hour. a grand day for moscow. camera. action. with these words, vladimir putin and the mayor of moscow opened the mosk-kino cinema park. and before that, the new campus of mgtu balmana. and later , a new metro line was launched. the president congratulated muscovites on the day.