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tv   Dama s sobachkoi  RUSSIA1  September 13, 2024 10:20pm-11:21pm MSK

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excuse me, could you by any chance tell me where i can do this? yes, it's there , about 100 meters to the left, knigine. zamorokova and
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the countess behind dunayskaya, they told me you can help, i'm looking for a job, i have no money, i have nowhere to stay, and i don't have any friends here, but i'm ready for anything, i can wash and sew and iron, great, off the road, come in, a glass of vodka. what a fool, what an important thing how, how you shoot everything, sorry, there is time, you'll throw it into the constance, there is time, there is, what do i care, that you eat up money, you see, they smear, they don't even have a chance to rub.
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you can't, maybe mom left some gold, some stones, listen, maybe we can come to an agreement then, i can row, you know how to row, yes, yes, i can , so row away from here, show me your hands, show me, show me. "well, well, what am i, and now my chest, what, well, you want me to help, sailors from all over the world come here, many prefer older ones." "
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i'd rather die than become your girl, but if suddenly it doesn't work out, you come back. we didn't come to an agreement, in such cases i shoot right away to facilitate negotiations, i can help, and how do you tell me where your partner is, and we will help you sail to constanta, to your mother, son, unfortunately, i am no help to you here, we parted ways like ships at sea, but unfortunately, i have to insist. listen,
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i told you, i have no idea where he is, well then why do we need you, count to three, one, don't be led by impulses, really, two, if you want, i can collect, if you want, i can, i can collect, i'll take it easy, buddy, take it easy, i told you, he won't hold out, have we even met? 905, robbery of the first credit bank, opera theater, kotovsky, great, where's my share, you robbed the bank, i robbed you, all fair and square, and the slop is yours, and this is my dear 903, while i was waiting for you with my parents at the altar, cleaning our house,
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my god, olimka, if i knew that from that... bender, did you follow me for a long time? no, you got into trouble almost immediately. can you drive in silence? mila, put the gun away, it's preventing me from concentrating. friends, how are we going to divide the jade? first we need to get a mouse, i
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have a proposal, we'll leave you alive, this is that would be fair. please stop, kill us right here, and i would be happy to do that. no, no, he was joking. and yet, about the baton, i think so, if considering the risk, my mental and physical costs, as well as possible injuries, we can be captured or even killed, have you thought about it, then three quarters of us will be satisfied, listen, i 'll really shoot you now, hold the wheel, kotovsky press the gas pedal, our transport is gasoline, your 30%. what's going on, what's going on, the gasoline is out, you agree
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that's it, come here, step back, you get closer to stepan, hold on, but now you have the only protector, the best husband, hello! on saturday on rtr, if only my son could see me now, i wonder what he would have thought that his mother did not want to die of hunger, the main thing, the only thing i asked for was to tell who his real father was, i couldn’t even do that, so write.
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bender, if we die here, i will find you in the next world and kill you again, and what do i have to do with it, if we die, then thanks to your partner on gasoline, kill him better, and he is not my partner, well, or rather my partner, but not what you thought, that is, you are still free, you had to start, i don’t really want to spoil you,
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where, yes, at the very top, our rod, half yours, half ours, this is our baton. putin is thrice damned, dad, look, they took the whites, they have fun here, moulin rush, why are you yelling, just a little, how many times have i told you, freedom is the highest value of human life, which no one has the right to take away, liberte, engalite, fraterlite, i said, well i said, untie, so what, can we go, or what, yes, lads, go, and i know, i have to admit that there are so many rumors about your beast in the newspapers, reading newspapers is the last thing, well, that's it, goodbye, yes,
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see you, just a second, that's just the way out our camp, through this field, father, so what are you talking about, it's a minefield, well, what did you think, freedom, a value that must be wrested from fate, show it. you deserve it, well, at least die beautifully, let's go, let's go, father, no need, well, i beg you, well then die now, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
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well, i have an idea, to let go and kill the whole herd, open your eyes, there are too many of them there, we must act not with force, but with our heads, with cunning, well, who is responsible for cunning, let's act, what about us, yeah, and we... here we'll cover from above, madam, they'll kill us, i'm already upset, you wanted half, it's time to work it off, and how are you going to work off your half? but we said we'll cover
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you, what happened just now, man, i love pigeons, so what, go, go, don't be afraid, they won't leave, what if it doesn't happen, i didn't leave alive, they'll distract attention, and we'll take the baton, got it? queen, queen! liberte, egalité, fraternite, freedom, equality , brotherhood, commander, what's the plan, maybe it's independent now, can you do without me? up the mountain, we're going to the father, where, we're going to
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fathers, fathers, better keep quiet, put to be an idiot, like idiots, now approximately a gift, i just suggest for the future to do without mutual insults, okay, so let's go add, let's go, let's go, if we have one, then the future, a bloody wedding at sagalovich's, dead according to counterintelligence, resurrected, and danced the dance of death in the center ... where is the commandant of the ametrists looking? gather people, we are going to makhno, and send someone to these journalists, let them leave a strip in tomorrow's newspaper, why? under the news of his death.
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i have a good day here, and who are you good people? oh, dad, i know him, bakunin's nephew, he was on the train where your coffin was traveling. yes, that's right, you surprised dad, here we go, here in the middle of the forest there is such a thing - an eiffel tower stands, what kind of holiday is this, what are you preparing for, the earth is a country of tears, the sky is a country of joy, we live in anticipation of a great day, a day when we will open our arms to meet the heavenly fire and go
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into eternal joy, in short, we all want to die beautifully, and why do you need goodness then? you can't take it with you to the grave, really, dad, really why do we need good, the leader will show the way, and the heavenly wanderers will go lightly, yes, that is, when it all begins, we will all leave empty-handed, and when will it begin? soon, yeah, it will begin soon, why did you come, we are from the city of paris, a french anarchist, world anarchy needs your support, father, well, for anarchy i am ready to do everything we can to help you,
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the thing on the tower you have will suit us.
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and what will happen to it now according to their law for theft they cut off hands, but on the one hand this is a plus, without a hand they are given a good beating, on the other another... it's high time to write a letter to my son 's enemy, it's high time to say goodbye, to forgive, it's so simple, what can i do, well then , goodbye. oh, you scared me, because to think, i 've never seen mines, i've never seen such, stop, those are comrades, these are with a surprise, stepped on, nothing,
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just lifted my leg, listen, i'll invite a small geshef, your old sapozhkina his almost new boots, but no need, vinsyur, agree, if... i haven't seen a beautiful life, i'm looking for a beautiful death.
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it seems to me that this is too exotic for you, you could fall in love with a papuan some, to accept buddhism, to go to paris, when was the last time you did that, never, in vain, to go to paris to die, beautiful, you see, my friend, i am convinced that paris does not exist, it is a fiction, earth.
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yes, calm down, don't panic, perio geneyra, the same fiction as your paris, god, sorcerers and electricity.
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i beg you, get me out of here, why on earth should i do this?
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i will do everything you want. well, except what you want. we'll see, bravo, i'm proud of you, comrade, he surprised me, your comrade, well, thank you for rod, world anarchy will not forget you, father. you will still come to me, you understand, my dear, when you are engaged in the body, you understand,
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the more body, the higher the earnings. but whores without hands also have a client, rare, but there is, we will see each other, wait, opponents of statehood would like to choose the path of radicalism, they need great upheavals, we need a great russia.
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will i finally realize my dream, buy myself white pants and a white yacht, on my white airplane, first to mom, mom, mom, first to mom, hey, you!
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this is your fucking scrotum, how the hell did you carry a leaflet with you. they'll ruin me, a pigeon from kotovsky just flew in, the target's aunt is really bad, but we're keeping an eye on her, prepare for the worst, tomorrow she will go to heaven, he found the staff, tell the people on the spot, let them prepare an air evacuation. do i want this bender for you? that is, i can't handle it myself, right? no, come on, it was offensive to find out that you don't consider me
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a partner, what? yes, that you fell in love, kotovsky? well, yes, no, come on, and if you were in love, then what, and the fact that love doesn't exist, it's all nonsense, and i already know this for sure, and i don't think so, in my opinion they'll kill them now, well, they have no competitors. easier, tell me nephew, would n't your uncle bakunin personally shoot every red-faced man who stood in the way of the anarchist revolution, you're not an enemy
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of anarchy, never, daddy, so give the red-bellied man death, otherwise i'll kill you both. kill him and i'll give you a baton, seriously? glory to the father, hey, you can't kill me, why? what do you mean, why? why? because i'm an artist, a very good one, or rather even a great one, and if you kill me here now, no one will ever know about it, do you understand what we could lose? finish him off, no, okay, just one minute, can you give me yes.
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on the seventeenth, a drunken sailor runs up to lenin in smolny and says, "vladimirovich, the revolution is cancelled." lenin says, "what do you mean cancelled? what are you saying?" he says, "unfortunately, trotsky has gone fishing. " lenin says, " we'll manage without him, go ahead, with trotsky." he says, "yes, vladimirovich, of course, we 'll manage without trotsky, but we can't do without aurora," he says, "we can't do without aurora.
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" you won't do that, but i have a choice, of course, let's reason like this, if we'll both die it'll be worse, seriously, forgive me, students, forgives.
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so, are you happy? now i can get this damn baton, wait a minute. you already, guys, they take us for idiots, he shot him in the earlobe, the show is over, bravo, and we'll die beautifully, yeah, but you keep quiet, but you, makhno, will die very banally very ugly. because right now two of the best hired
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killers on the coast are aiming at you, horse, don't, horse, listen, right at your head, at my head, yeah, right in your mouth, my muzzle, what are you you think you're their flosser, my dear, your brains will be collecting their cretins all over the area, it's not nice. shoot already, we're all a little horses, each of us is a horse in our own way, yes, daddies, you're up to daddy , up to daddy, up to daddy, let's go to daddy, i couldn't trust you, bender, what the hell?
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here i was, really, how is it less common, okay, i can share, so okay, madam, get in line, and now bald, i said bald.
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the same fiction as unicorns, clairvoyants and gasoline, you have a minute, better three, five, better 20 and we'll go our separate ways, does anyone know prayer, lord, lord, i don't need any rod, just help me get out of here, help me, lord, i just fell in love, lord, lord, of course this is unlikely to help, especially since if you are not there, then all this is meaningless, but if you are, and if you see everything, then you will not have mercy on me, because you know me, i am not asking for myself, i
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am asking for him, because he is still young, he is a naive fool, who has not sinned little, he does not sin at all on principle, i meet such a person for the first time, thank you, wait, take me, leave him, hey, take us all, to the devils here, take even this anarchist clitum, but give up your friends too, hey, why all of them, you'll get by, i'm talking to god, stop talking, aim, load, do something, yours, take positions, bullshit,
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let's open our arms to the heavenly fire, come on, let's die, beautifully, brothers, raise our hands, hands up, hands up, well , well!
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you're going to paris, yes, yes, yes, of course, to paris, to paris, wasp, wasp, wasp, lord, how are you
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supposed to live with this, ah, get out, up, you know, madam, tarasevich, what's stopping you? take it, oh, osya, i asked me, not him, are you completely crazy or something, take the bananas out of your ears, people are asking you, alive, alive, that's it, they forgot about
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the bananas, i was wrong, that's it, they forgot, i apologize, quick, i'm a rod, and with him and this rod, huh? "if it pleases god, he will definitely return to us, the main thing is that we are alive, those in the basket, they abandoned us, they are flying away, well, who are we kidding, if the rod were us, we would have done the same, and what's wrong,
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where is father? how should i know? are you damaged in my place? what father? bender? it cost me guess, not that i feel sorry, but i'm afraid,
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you've lost your father, well in that case i'm in a hurry to please you, you'll meet him soon, where in heaven, we'll shoot you, don't thank
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me. oh, so, guys, here, then, look, for today, how is it, the task, the next task, we need, this... my blood pressure will rise now, this drill, yes, the drill is coming, yes, well, no, well, i can't remember this word, antonina ivanovna, my dear, you either allow us to swear, or we'll do this repair and in six months we won't finish, what is this? i asked to deliver everything exactly according to the list, have you even seen my order, cat's paw, dog's tail, cock's comb, pig 's snout, ram's fat tail, and what is this? well, i brought everything, everything is here according to the list, cat's paw, dog's tail, cock's comb, pig's snout, ram's fat tail. you know, it seems to me that there is even more here, i bought it at the station,
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a magnificent two-tier sponge cake, the bottom tier, strawberry-protein filling, rum impregnation, the top, curd-protein, with whole strawberries. oops, excuse me, are you sure there's just no smaller size, and my dears, this dress is very popular, the latest model, but don't worry, after two...
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believe me, i know what i'm saying, dear colleagues, the pearl of our collection has finally returned to us after restoration. here it is, with which i, as the director, hasten to congratulate, yes, what a nuisance, well, since we're all here, i suggest we celebrate the sending. of this masterpiece back for restoration, nightmare, close it,
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close it. i wish you good health, lenochka, i'm about kurganova's case, i was told that her bag was confiscated and handed over to the forensics department, that is, to you, yes, just starting to inspect the contents, yeah, curious, lipstick, one piece, yeah, eyeshadow, eyeshadow. one piece, powder, powder, one piece, charger, charger, yeah, teapot, two pieces, i see, i'm saying, i see, why did the victim get a concussion after being hit with a handbag, that's
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all, well, a small pocket, that's all. avocado, one piece, oh, computer, help me get it out, computer, look, oh oh, system unit, yeah, and how did she manage to get it in there, light, m. well, that's it, andryukha has made up his mind, he says, i'll go to the fencing section, but he wanted football, but imagine, he changed his mind, well, as he's walking, he suddenly sees the foils, he tried on the helmet and everything, he says, fencing is definitely my thing, well, fencing is fencing , go ahead and punch the foil for now, and
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we'll catch up now, okay, andryukha, how are you, okay, come on, oh, okay, look, your nose isn't bleeding anymore, just don't tell your mom that i hit you in the face with a football, i was hitting on the technique, and tomorrow we'll go to the store together we'll come back, well, it's time to hand in the helmet, and i 'll definitely buy you a football, ice cream, good afternoon, hello, listen, stanislav, i thought of something, you live alone, well, i'm alone too, you see,
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i don't understand yet, well, how can i explain it to you - "i need a friend, a real, faithful, devoted one, who can love me and who will be with me day and night, by the way, i cook very well, and i promise to provide tenderness, care, love around the clock, now you understand, yes, of course, i understand, just a minute, now..." this is barsik, he is 3 months old, i gave away the other kittens, but this one stayed, he is vaccinated, very smooth, by the way, he loves to eat well, lyudmila, what a kind gentle heart you have, thank you. oh my god, and
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now there is also an allergy, thank you, stanislav, for your understanding, let's go, gentlemen, please, here is a wonderful option, but... a bit short, a bit short, i agree, well, let's go further, here is also an excellent car, well, how about it, well, oh, you see, yes, it is a bit high, a bit high, i agree, i understand, yes, let's go on then, chu,
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yeah, that's it... classic, how do you like it, oh, we need to test it, yes test it , i agree, i agree, oh. bring it to our yard, okay, i'll give you the address, and in the yard, let them put it under a tree, put it under a tree, okay, yeah, well, we'll fight, okay, a raincoat, yeah, yeah, we'll celebrate the purchase, our car
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will always be good, always good, how do you like this option, not really, uh-huh, like this, the color is kind of strange, well, if that's the case, well, it attracted me somehow. no, listen, girl, you and i did a manicure in half an hour, and what photo post, we haven't been able to decide for an hour, well, you understand that if the photo is unsuccessful, then there is no point in doing a manicure, and there is no joy, well, why am i going to post on social networks, well, let's redo the manicure, the photo, yeah. taxi, we need a taxi, beautiful, we need a taxi, a taxi to the city, inexpensive, a taxi to the city center, a taxi to the city, no, oh, renatik, hello,
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today is completely naked , yes, i wanted something on monday, yeah, and what, you haven't gone out for 2 days, were you sick or something, no, i met a lady here, well, we're at the dacha for a couple of days spent, what kind of lady are you telling me, come on, honestly, what do we need? years for me to tell you everything, you know, as they say, happiness loves silence, oh-oh, how she started talking, look, dear passengers, you can order a taxi at the station, pay attention to the handsome guy in a beige jacket in the center of the hall, order this one to the blood, he has great prices and will get you there quickly, he knows a lot of funny stories, yes, he's good, but how does he marinate the meat, come on, stop it? i repeat, how does he marinate the meat? hey, are you with mashka or something? ask for me too, my queen. man,
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how is it? wait a little longer, i'm tired, one second please, so, are you okay? yes, yes, everything's fine, okay, thank you, okay. man, well, that's it, that's it, exactly, yeah, next time i won't cover up for your alcoholism, i'm in trouble, what happened, come on? tell me, they wouldn't let me on the plane with this stuff.

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