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tv   Istorii Bolshoi Strani  RUSSIA1  September 15, 2024 12:50pm-2:01pm MSK

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my, this is the kitchen, this is my kitchen, a fantastic shock, i'm thinking, hold on, don't cry, don't cry, do these really look like what they were, well, what can you feel when you see beauty, delight, do you remember what you used to have in this corner, yes, remember the raho, the geometry of space, remember , it seems to you, to you, that something is missing here, yes, yes, yes, i generally, listen, i didn't understand at all, i even... wow, listen, what colors, look how nice, the pantry - that's a special thank you, mommies, my dream, my look, the drawers are sliding out, the drawers are sliding out, yes, and you can, yes, yes. how
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cool, like in a cool restaurant, i'll play hide and seek with dad in the pantry, i 'll hide. and he says: mashenka, come on, bring me some potatoes from the pantry! i say, of course, mom, it's convenient! the space seemed to have become larger, everything expanded, well, it's amazing! of course, i myself would never, never in my life have made such beauty!
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believed in a miracle, wrote to you before me, that's it, your hands will now be clean, thank you, you just have to buy everything, thank you, oh, guys, it's very beautiful, very, very beautiful, and none of my friends and acquaintances have such a kitchen, the program, big changes, wizards, move, cool, very, very, what beautiful colors, my god, wonderful, such a transformation that it only evokes positive, super-positive emotions. listen, at this table you can still, and if 10 of our people move apart, 12 of ours will sit down, now i will have a feast after a feast, well, everything is cool, very, very, let's greet your designer natasha with a storm of applause solo, woohoo, natasha! i
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could never believe that a person who doesn't know me can count on me, my interests, i am very grateful to you, really, from the bottom of my heart, mozhmomo, i am very glad that big changes have come, they simply saved us, and this is for you, when i was making it, i was thinking what to write, what to write, and i think, i'll probably write wizards, because it really is. here in this kitchen there used to be as many as 10 corners, have you ever put in the corner? i have the same, it's an unpleasant punishment, so when we stop looking at the situation as a punishment and start seeing it as a challenge, a creative task, yes, then we start acting in our life , big variables inevitably burst in.
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for the murder or connection between the murders, but it 's there, and we'll find it, it should be in the tan for now, don't leave us, a bowl of hot water.
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so, meat, i always take only deyora, only natural meat, all cows are grass -fed. look, what a wonderful selection, well yes, vegetables and fruits i always take only from zakhar, no pesticides, also no gmo, look, fruit to fruit, never shortchanges, and as a bonus there are wonderful freshly squeezed juices, then, and of course potatoes, only washed, selected and also without gmo and... well, yes, yes, maybe, maybe, mom, i don’t understand at all what this check is for, andryushenka, my boy, i have to know how this woman will take care of my flesh and blood, i have to be sure that i am giving you into reliable caring hands, otherwise i will not
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allow you to move in together, mom, alyonochka, yes, you will take my andryushenka to the market, of course, irina viktorovna, but only so that... carried bags to the car, but, but not more than 3 kg, since andryushenka's arms are weak, yes, not only his arms, there is still a very nice stomach, hello, oh hello, you have finally arrived, well, let's show what happened here, the tank is leaking, no, the gas is leaking, worse, and the internet is acting up, much worse, we have something with traffic jams, please take a look, where is it? right down the corridor, we need it, thank you very much, we always have a problem with traffic jams, well, girls, let's collect
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200 rubles for our savior, no, no, no, no, what are you saying girls, i don't need any money, listen, can i stay with you, stay, in principle, we weren't planning on stopping at the same traffic jam, well, a hint, i get it, this is the best job in the world, cassandrtinna, cassandra lontinna, i'm in trouble, really, i'm being haunted, straight up... by evil spirits, as if someone had bewitched me, well, by god, well, every day there are checks, every day there are searches, well, it feels like i'm cursed, you're not cursed, but you have a cottage, and two foreign cars, and
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the land plot is not small, that's true, so what to do? well, it's like you 're in your first year, by god, rewrite all this to one of your relatives, kassandra valentinovna. my savior-benefactress, a fortune teller with a legal education - this is a godsend, let's now see who it's better to rewrite it to, no, you can't, under no circumstances, you can't rewrite half.
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open the door without your husband, she refused, there were no more visits, what would we do without you, everything went, bye, oh, welcome, thank you, aunt masha, so, so, forty-second, on april 12 i went to the neighbor with pickles, april 14 i went out to... around the corner on april 22nd with my girlfriends, i watched a movie until late, our
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walls are thin, i heard it myself, three girlfriends , no one else was there, that's it, well, thanks for your vigilance, happy, happy, mash, you're the boss, i've been living in the entryway with shift workers for so long, i thank god, the only thing is, it's a pity that they rarely come once every 3 months, well and then oh, ah... these are the kuzmyachevys, i'll read it to you now. so, on march 3rd a man came into the apartment with flowers and wine, he left on march 4th at midnight. but lyubka kuzmyacheva knows the tariff. she could have easily avoid a scandal for only 3. human greed. hello, listen, i can't talk for long right now, yes i.
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for 800 as for 800 we won't talk 300 well well maybe a country bumpkin, but we realized that the soundproofing in the car is crap, the car is a fake red price and 800, and hello to lucy, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 7, good afternoon, 80,
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90, 100, good afternoon, what do you want, here we have beef brisket, ribs, liver, chicken drumstick, chicken thigh, chicken breast, beef apple, i would like a soup set, what kind of soup are you going to cook, probably borsch. borsch one minute, like this, this is the best soup set, suitable for borsch, and that's what you need, and you can try, of course. please, i'll take it, wrap it up, grip, that's it,
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i turned off your light bulb, oh, i suffered, oh, i suffered, chinese, apparently, small, small, and small themselves, well, while you pull it out, you'll go around all your fingers. thank you, albert eduardovich, yes, this is for you, lerochka, thank you, if it weren't for your nails, i would never have unscrewed it, but this is for you, thank you.
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we go to the painting of the famous marine artist aivazovsky, which depicts his beloved landscape by the artist sea. by the way, experts estimate this painting at 1,000 rubles. like 1. isn't this aivazovsky? well, you see, the world values ​​the late aivazovsky, but here we have the early one. i would even say, a very early aivazovsky, young vanya painted this picture when he was 6 years old, for which he received a belt. let's go to the next room, follow
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me. lord, good afternoon, good afternoon, i would like to return the book, so, of course, thank you very much, how did you like it, you know, to be honest, no, there is no plot, there are no characters, unclear, the thought is constantly lost, and most importantly, solid negativity. what are you saying, well, you yourself simply asked for something fresh, and this is the freshest, literally written yesterday, in a word , i don’t recommend it to anyone, i don’t recommend it to you, i wasted my time, i wrote something, you’ll read it later, thank you very much, all the best, goodbye.
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oh, really negative, hello, lyudmila, hello, stanislav, did you want something? yes, could you lend me some salt, you see, i started cooking, everything is frying, steaming, boiling, looking. then no, now, and excuse me, are you expecting guests? no, i always cook like this, almost at home, by the way, i get so many juliennes, and the chicken will be the most tender, wonderful mushrooms, several types of cheese, i can't handle it alone, maybe you can help, listen, you talk so deliciously about jumenno,
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i agree, yes i'll be right now. so, you put it in a container for me, i 'll take it to work, and our business lunches are so tasteless, here's salt, and don't bother yourself, don't come in here, leave the doors, i'm going to work i'll go get a pie, thank you. the solnechny district court is considering a case of burglary of a buffet in the courthouse. the court ruled to recognize the suspect, boris evgenievich anisenka, as a hero. for the fact that on such a day, the day of justice, this hero was able to find a way
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to continue the party. well said, borisovich, well said, hero, you, happy holiday, happy holiday, well listen, that means tomorrow everything will have to be returned to its place, everything that was taken, everything must be returned, your honor, our honor, we will return everything, happy holiday, happy holiday, let me out immediately, this what's going on, what are you allowing yourself, really, maybe we'll release the prosecutor, maybe he'll have a drink then, so what, it's his holiday , isn't it? also, who will run you and me home, him or something? i can't, uh-huh, head boritich, head, what kind of teachers are you, well, please release me, well, have some conscience, with the prosecutor, well , don't be upset, next year i'll be on your... i've got a wife, here's a girl, try blok, uh-
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huh, well, i don't know, well, it's kind of boring, well, okay, then take kavka, yeah, no, well kavka is good, uh, well, i've already been with her saw, yeah, yeah, then here you go, the turks. oh, from myself, yeah, get up, sonya, get up,
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you'll oversleep, get up, you'll be late for work, i'll have 5 more minutes, get up. of course we've already arrived, natasha, why are you being so affectionate with that guy, give him a good shove, our shift is over, quiet, morodych, quiet, i've been divorced for 15 years, just think how many years i haven't seen a decent sleeping man next to me, let's do it like this. another circle so slowly without music, oh,
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nastya, m, here, come, what, ah, that kikimera at table seven, what did you order, huh? so caesar with shrimp, cream of soup and champignons and stewed lamb in its own juice, and what 's wonderful, stewed lamb is wonderful, that means i have at least an hour and a half, sveta, i don't understand anything, where are you going, i'll go to the bank for now, they won't give me a loan in my down jacket, right here... and sveta, well, i'm not good with my pockets,
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so how much is this, well, these roses are 100, the dark ones are 150, i understand. and these imported ones, they are 200, what, and how much are the green ones? the green ones are 120, oh, give me one green one, i hope, here without a dacha, yes, here even less, eh, what are you talking about there he was talking, here we go, begor, listen, how good it is, these little fishermen are going in our area, yes, it's a pity that there are fewer and fewer clients each time, yeah, so. we'll finish late, it will be dark, i'll take it with me here, like this is my flashlight or even a spray can, okay, personally, i don't want
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malakhov. on monday on rtr, it's good for you, listen, this is some kind of lawlessness, you as the head of the train, please, take measures, and what actually happened, well, your conductor is going beyond all bounds, she is pushing her waffles, these are cookies, and if you don't buy them, then she won't give you a break, for example, in my own mug she won't allow some. you present, you believe him, but you don't believe me, i am always to blame for everything, and i am to you, by the way, there is only one conductor for 2 carriages who works seven days a week, and i have hungry children at home, they are waiting for me, mom, mom, come on, calm down, what are you really saying,
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well, here you go... they led the woman to tears, forgive me, i didn't know, excuse me, but what can be done? well, i don't know, i probably need to calm her down somehow, well, well, give her, i don't know what some kind of chocolate, chocolate, i don't have any chocolate with me, so, with a nut on the bottom, sesame on top, only 200 rubles. 200, yes, and which one does she prefer,
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yes, well, i did everything as you asked, here your fishing boots, need to try them on, pebbles sandals, are you sure you 'll be comfortable in them? listen, my man, my first time in my life is taking me fishing, but i have to somehow live up to it, yeah, and what about yours? yeah, yeah, well then take this too, don't you think, take it, it'll come in handy, thank you, have a nice swim. good afternoon,
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hello, please lie down on the couch, and can i ask you to put this flash drive of mine, i have my own relaxing one here. of course, thank you, dear, forgive me, a fool, i promise not to do it again do, you can go fishing with your friends until the end of the month, go to the bar and drink beer at home, we won't go to my mother's on the weekend, dear, forgive me, you fool, i promise not to do this again, you can go fishing with your friends until the end of the month, what did your wife do to apologize like this? we'll go on the weekend, she smashed a new car, me, you fool, dear visitors, uh, here is a costume of a museum employee, well, as they would say now, a tour guide, 19th century. pay
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attention to how the fabrics are selected, how strict cover, so, that's it, yes, yes, yes, of course, i would like that... our museum was updated more often, but yes, what is, that is, let's go, here is presented to be a museum employee, as they would say now, tour guides of the 19th century, this is clay pottery that was placed in the oven, please don't touch it, i still have some of this today, let's go. well, son, are you ready? if this is what i think, yes, well, i don't know what you think, but i'm sure you can handle it, of course i can, dad, yes,
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just watch out, don't scratch it, i'll i promise, everything will be fine, well, here you go, son. "come on, come on, get some water from home, get started, and if i like everything, next time i'll let the zarun loose, get started, so, in the morning i said that she had gained weight, that's 500 rubles. then i forgot to congratulate her mother on her birthday, that's 700, i promised to walk the dog, and i didn't. the dog peed on the carpet, that's a thousand, total 2,200, yeah, and what, man, have you decided, yes, please, this bouquet is for 2,200, please, do you
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accept the card, oh, sorry, please, our terminal is broken, so either cash, or transfer it to my card, no, i'll have to withdraw cash, you know, if my wife sees that i'm transferring money to some woman, i'll have to buy it for 10,000, okay. we have a terminal right here, just around the corner of the automation, so the spleen, the spleen is normal, the liver also doesn't cause any questions , so the heart. it works like a clock, well, what do they say, let's pour, come on, pour, i gave
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it to the patient who gave me today, omul, omul, so, stop, omul is salty, salt is kidneys, we'll check the kidneys now, well, take a look. when two halves come together to form a whole, and now, dear newlyweds, i ask you to sign your names to seal your union. i ask you, bride! i ask you,
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groom! please exchange rings. i now pronounce you husband and wife, congratulations. well, you've fallen into my trap, seryozhenka, now you'll be walking on eggshells for the rest of your life . you've hatched,
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get ready to follow me, i need to help my mother move, she's living with us from today, you're next, who else has fallen into my trap? come here, come on, i chose, here, let's go, and sit down you, oh my , hello, i was waiting for you, yes. your, uh-huh,
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thank you, vegetable platter, yes, yes, you see, this is your diet, no, well, what kind of diet, i have my own methods of achieving beauty, here's a cucumber once for one eye, yes, for the other, that's it, but what can i do, there are no men at home, no one to sharpen the knives, by the way, are you married, i just after a cucumber mask, but i'm very beautiful, i'm married, you know what, let's take the rest of the vegetables from the salad for my wife, this is for you instead of a tip, give it to her, take it, don't bother her, goodbye, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, dude, why are you driving drunk
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, get lost, it's your business, none of my business, you'll run someone over now, and my conscience will torment me for the rest of my life, get lost, i told you, get lost, everything, as a human being, close the trunk, please, it's windy, i'm not getting a prosthesis, i'm not going to go home to my wife, it's not an option at all , i'd rather lie down in the salon, it's more comfortable there, no, in the salon she'll definitely find me, she'll find me and kill me , close it, look, wait, dude, you 're normal, please, have a drink, okay. thanks,
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darling, help me choose some kind of sport to quickly get in shape, i i gained a little weight, gained a little weight, and soon summer is coming, a bathing suit, well i want to look, like, decent, hmm, well, i have to. think about it, yes, dear, are you absolutely sure that with the help of boxing i will quickly lose weight, and you try it, and i 'm telling you, boxing is the best kind of sport,
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mouth guard, mouth guard, wait, hello, delivery, i hope everything is fresh, i only eat this, if you want to check, please. now that's what i call freshness. prepare the wok, move a little further away, there will be a lot of splashes, chick, chick, chick, chick, two at once, that's enough,
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the first batch is moving. great old man, where did you get those? and so, along the highway, near the forest stripes, there are so many of them, well, don't go, i collected everything, how much is 4.0 a piece, what's expensive, so you'll pay five for the fine, well, that's true, give me what's standing near the village of dubrava, and at... take some more kashin, movye, no, i know how to get around there, light, so what, how do you like it, it's complete crap, we won't give the antryukha to the curling, no, i agree, we'll find some normal section, well, well, why are you
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standing there, wipe this one down, the whole the store has dripped with their ice cream, the main thing is that you wash the floors, someone will definitely have to oblige you with their ice cream... the whole floor will drip, come on, come on , look, well done, be more active, that's complete nonsense, curling, yeah, and the ice cream is delicious, come on, come on, come on, come on, mommy, be more active, so what, if the neighbors from above have flooded you, you're too lazy to deal with them, open the tap and flood the neighbors below, neighbors can be good, bad and nasty, how did she insult you? she asked him about the panama canal, we have a tv old, not all channels are caught, humor parade, premiere today on rtr, we present the pillow
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who are you? ibrahim sulman berta maria bender bey, a turkish citizen. this is my father, my fatherhood still needs to be proven. he will play any role. honorable audience. there will be an explosion here now. an explosion of laughter and joy. he will not leave his fans without attention. i suggest that we get acquainted first. karafinya for the danube. can i masha. and all this for the sake of the long-awaited reward. calm down, no fishing. and we'll leave. the last scam, a big movie premiere, on friday at rta. oh, good, that's good, the whole
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back is being worked on, oh, like this lower, yes, where the lower back is, yeah, straighter, please lie straighter, and the blood flow improves, it's being removed. clamps, yeah, inflammation foci are being removed, yeah, the general well-being is normalizing, natasha, hello, hello, well, okay, thank you for sitting with mine, i'm taking it, right here, right here it was hurting, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 5 more minutes, can you, max, play some more, play some more, that's good, good, good, here, you have a good specialist growing up, thank you, we'll massage all the points, yes, yes, we'll expel all the metabolic products from the body, yes. oh, good, good, hello, hello, what interesting things do you have, what do you have with us
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, there's a lot of interesting things, here you go, a guide to our oak umet, and what do i need a guide for, my train only stops for 7 minutes, well, how can i visit oak umet and not see it, it's just a crime, we have a very old church, it was built during the reign of ivan the terrible, the forests are clean, beautiful, the swamp in our...
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everything is fine, so look, this is a hotel, it's not far from here, this is a 24-hour store, this is how much does this book cost? guidebook 3.0 rubles. 3. robbery, welcome to oak honey, well, i'll say , come on, petrovich, thank you for everything, as they say, good luck in retirement, guys, thank you, petrovich, don't forget, why are you talking, we are here this, come on, we are here from our small team.
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well, for us, i'm going, what petrovich, what happens, you 're a civilian now, well well... then you 're getting a fine, for what? what do you mean for what, comrade driver, you have tinted windows, one headlight is out, the license plates are dirty, and you smell like cognac, petrovich, nothing extra, just work, yeah, my school, let's go get the paperwork, good afternoon,
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hello, len, why the hell do you need me here, it's so quiet, dima, i saw you had a promotion, bring your husband and get a discount on a manicure, do you have one? yes, here's my husband, hello, hello, great, and come on in please take the first table, your master alina, and we will give you a discount on your manicure, thank you, gentleman, undress. please, oh, how you fly, that's it, come in, i don't understand anything at all, sit down, in a little more than an hour you will be replaced by the husband of our next client, listen,
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why don't you just hire a security guard, and you for certificates for a free manicure? are you ready to work a full day? no. well, that's exactly how all men answer. in the meantime , have fun, here you go, pencils, tskan, by the way, here is the judge who removed from player's field, referee. and give me a face, yes, fill it up, eyebrows somehow, well, you're a security guard, well , what, should they be afraid of you. come on, pull yourself together. good evening, hello, good evening, hello, you're also going to a wedding, where are you going to a funeral, or what, oh, if it's not a secret, and what will you give, won't you tell anyone that you're a car, solid, though, small, normal, to drive,
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a wonderful gift, well, okay, good. tell me, are you a wedding? and we are, and if it's not a secret, what will you give? we're going to give a trip to the maldives, a gorgeous gift, those the very, the very ones that are there, and a wonderful gift, you are great, oh, excuse me, please tell me, are you a wedding present? yeah, yeah, oh, listen, tell me, what are you going to give? the newlywed, well, we didn't really think of anything, 300,000 in money, okay, 300,000, yeah, and you know, we have a wedding, in 2 weeks, you come to us, we will be very happy to see you, take it, take it, we will have music, we will have dancing, come in 2 weeks, listen, why are we inviting these people, we
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don't know them at all, you know, those we know well, should we match them? they'll buy it, we'll go, he sees, come to our wedding, in 2 weeks, the same zak, come, we will have a toastmaster, a singing hat, come to our wedding in 2 weeks, maybe even a bear, yes - what did you measure, and you measured, i say, one second, the last touch is left, now, how are you, yes, fine, tell me, and do you earn well, tell me about your profession,
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let's go on the way, okay, yeah, and you... i'll already carry something, i immediately have yellow, thank you, oh, the order came, i'm lucky. i understand, tell me, what's in your restaurant there is the most expensive wine, i have a meeting with a business colleague, i need to impress, i can offer you a wonderful spanish wine from the seventy-sixth year of harvest from a limited collection, well , how expensive is it, parton, masel, vople, it is so expensive that i only for one broken bottle... i worked here for 40 years, let's go, don't sit, we only live once,
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listen, man, go to mayakovsky 12, why, my woman lives there in apartment forty-two, tell her that i... she won't be home soon. yes, hello, hello, girl, listen, you are yours cars, what, hello, wait a second, yes,
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girl, you blocked my car with your car, could you come down and drive away, yes, just a second, wait, oh, and this? a jeep, such a big one, black, new, yes, yes, yes, yes, right now, a second, right, i 'll be there now, girl, just hurry up, please, i'm late, running, running, running, already, already running, already i'm running, already, good evening, good evening, have you been waiting for me already, yes, girl, what's taking so long, please, let's hurry up, i'm late, at the airport, meeting my wife, well then you you know, i'll give you one piece of advice as a friend, so that next time you don't waste your time or someone else's, you go here, where you write the number, write married right away, okay, i understand that you won't make any porridge,
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so i'll go look for a better car for myself, lock it up, girl, car, free! no, no, no, why didn't you tell me right away that it would be like this, i refuse, oh, what's going on there, they donate blood, some people are afraid of blood, no, no, well that 's just inhumane, and the dentist, he pulls teeth, no, how can that be? that's possible, but i'm yours conscience, and this is the first floor, and the traumatology department, the chiropractor, klecho manages, ah-ah, what monsters, inhumans, this is necessary, and
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these are just tests, 15 thousand, that's it, not people. the next one, on elbow pads, yeah, on knee pads, shields, mouth guard, gloves, so, helmet, which one is stronger? eh, let me take this. let's take it, yeah, a balaclava, yeah, yeah, let's take this, and let's take this one, yeah, how much is there in total,
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we'll count it now, 84500, a bit expensive, of course, well, although i spent so much money from my husband's card today that it's better not to use protection save. yes, and sedatives, this is not a screen, yes, this is to the pharmacy, yes, we don't have any, well , let's go, order, maybe it will be put on right away . offer, then to the fitting room, let's go, yeah.
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hello, hello, of course there is, thank you very much, oh, you see, i still have to go the whole way with this snorer, i understand you, this is for you to keep, it's free for you. thank you, oh, hello, hello, did you call your husband for an hour? yes, come in, please, well, tell me, how can i help you? i can help, you know,
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i need to hang a shelf, my husband has already passed the second month, he doesn't have time, oh, i understand, a common story, yes, yes, don't worry, we'll do everything now, the main thing here is to take a thicker drill, and... stop jerking , oh, when my wife told me to hang a shelf, what about you or what, you don't have hands, so you stood up, hands in hand, went to hang a shelf, or are you not a man , a man, i'm a man, a man, let's do some work, spit it out faster, thank you very much, you're welcome, this is my job.
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well, it worked out, it worked out. "i broke the zipper on your boots, it wasn't easy, but i managed, listen, thank you very much, and then they turned out to be of such high quality, 7 years, and they haven't broken, and the husband doesn't want to buy new ones, or maybe you're still into phones, so you want a new one, easy, oh, finally,
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well, you know, this is the first time we've had to install such a model, but it seems to have worked, here are the keys to your alarm, yeah, well, how does it work, let me, you see, the alarm went off, so no one has done anything about your girlfriend without your knowledge, great, and what kind of button is this, press it. listen, great, everything works, thank you, well... let's go, one more time, and darling, what in general what's going on, what's going on, you can't be left alone anywhere, oh, girl, hello, hello, listen, i
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'd like a bouquet of flowers for my wife, yes, of course, and what 's the occasion, yes, there were dinners at night, the birth, oh, you're a dad now, well, congratulations, no, you misunderstood me. this is not my child, but so, excuse me, then i sympathize, again you misunderstood me, my wife, a midwife, works in a maternity hospital, that night she delivered a baby, i decided to surprise her after a hard shift by giving her a bouquet, yes, you are a romantic, that's true, in which maternity hospital your wife works, in the seventeenth, yeah, and take this bouquet, i just put it together from the freshest flowers, it's beautiful, listen, come on, how much do i owe you? for free, how free, because i would also like to meet your wife and then tell her thank you, thank you to you, don't
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worry, everything will be fine, thank you, goodbye, goodbye.
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hello on the russia vesti tv channel, oksana kuvaeva studio, the main topics for this hour. su-25 attack aircraft struck a concentration of militants in the kursk border area. instead of bridges blown up in so, engineers from the northern group are building pontoon crossings.

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