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hello, dear friends, we are glad to welcome you to the parade of humor, hurray, at today's holiday of humor we will present you with a variety of genres from clownada to artistic whistle, i even have a rebit in my eyes, male, female, different numbers, and how should we treat them, should we make allowances for the weaker sex and make higher demands on the stronger sex? the eternal question, who is better, a man or a woman? in my

opinion, a woman should be treated like a flower, if a woman is treated like a flower, i want to talk to you about logic today. logic is the science of correct thinking or the ability to reason. well, for some reason everyone says that there is male logic, and there is female logic. well, let's figure it out.

here's an example of male logic. the husband comes home from work, puts two bottles of vodka on the table. the wife says: "but i asked you to buy one." he says: "there wasn't one, that's male logic for you, now an example of female logic: the wife looks at her husband and says: yes, if it weren't for you, we would be an ideal couple, that is, according to this logic, the woman is always right and the last word always remains with her, darling, what should i cook for you for dinner, husband? he laughs, says: oyster in normandy sauce, she says: ok, pelmeni, so pelmeni, or another example, the mother-in-law gave her son-in-law two ties, the son

-in-law came to visit his mother-in-law in one of them, she looked at him and said: aha, so you didn't like the second tie, so we went to buy a coat for the husband, as a result we bought shoes for the wife, a dress and a fur coat, and for the husband underwear, socks and an eraser, women's logic, interesting and unexpected, you ruined my whole life, i know where you were with whom, scoundrel, wretch, dog, you don't have to come home, buy some bread, here is a typical dialogue between two girlfriends, oh, well, i don’t even know, i don’t even know what to tell him, the second one says: well, tell me the truth, na... the wife got on the scales, thought about it and said: yes, it’s been a while since i’ve had my hair cut,

in general, when it comes to losing weight, women ’s logic works wonders. my friend says to me: you know, all the time... i say: tanya, stop eating, i continue to eat, but because i’m not tanya, another friend says: i figured out how not to eat after six, i say, how? she says, you have to eat everything before six. oh, skinny people are afraid of becoming plump. plump people are afraid of becoming plump, and plump people will put on leopard leggings and are not afraid of anything at all. keep in mind that you can’t argue with a woman, because

she can always change the subject. a guy says to a girl: listen, darling, let’s go to the movies, there are rear ends for kissing. she says: no, i won’t kiss any rear ends. another example: a guy is walking with a girl in the park, looking at her so attentively, and she suddenly says: kolya...! "you know, i’m pregnant from you, he he says, how have we not lived yet, she says, yes, i am in shock myself, or here the wife calls and asks her husband, what are you doing now, he says what, drinking tea with melissa, she says, well, to hell with you, have fun with your whores, a woman, thanks to her logic, will find a way out of any situation.

in a car backwards, a woman believes that if you don’t button up your blouse on the top three buttons in the morning, then you don’t need to put on makeup at all, well , what else, a woman should look good, and this is not easy, one woman put an expensive beauty mask on her face and left bedrooms, the dog hasn't barked for the second day. a woman never minces words. one

of my acquaintances told me: you know, my friends invited me to visit. i 've never been to their place, i had to go by train, then by bus, i barely found this address, i go through the gate, the owner is standing on the porch and says: hi, come in, suddenly a huge dog rushes at me, i was so scared, she says: don't be afraid, he's neutered. "actually, i was afraid of something else, a woman always gets away, the husband asks, darling, what are we having for dinner today? she says, the same as yesterday, he says, as if yesterday nothing happened, she says, and i cooked for 2 days, and what a smart woman, seeing how he stole a neighbor's car, the wife was not lazy, went downstairs, asks: did he tell you about his past two girlfriends are talking, one

told the other about her relationship? the second says: no, she says, what a goat, and you tell him about yours, she says, neither do i, what a clever girl, or the wife says: darling, i'm like cinderella to you, i wash, clean, cook all day, he says, and i told you, you'll marry me... you will live like in a fairy tale when you get married, a guy asks: natasha, did you have men before me? she says: when today? another says: my husband cheats on me so much, so much, i don’t even know who my children are from. another example: a husband told his wife that she needs to be unpredictable in bed, so during sex the wife took out a diamond. and this intelligence in women comes from childhood, one

girl said to her father: dad, if you give me 500 rubles, i’ll tell you who our mother sleeps with, when you go on a business trip, the father says: i was so stunned, i got 500 rubles, i say, with whom? she says: with me. well , what grown man would think of this, here is one woman writing: yesterday i cooked dinner for my husband, and he brought me a book about tasty healthy food and noted the dish that i should learn to cook. i bought the kama sutra, i am sitting, noting.

turns to the wall, hang a photo of your mother on the wall. after all that has been said, one question may arise: what if? women have shortcomings, i will say honestly, yes, they do, some women like to drink, but only for rejuvenation, an example, when in the light she was 2 years old, she ran along the beach like a galosh, now she is 50, but two bottles of champagne

help her return to childhood. guys, we are always 18, everything else is experience, my dears, thank you very much, thank you, thank you. you know, lena, today i was very surprised by women's logic, why? look, a woman writes on the internet: in order to start a family , i will meet a man so that i can get to know you, here is a women's mink coat

52 size 2, and in my opinion everything is logical, and how else will she recognize him? is this for men? logic is lame. my friend asks her husband: "darling, where are you taking me for the may holidays?" he says, "let's go to your mother's, i'll come for the new year and pick you up." i think it all makes sense. i think we need a specialist. oh, you mean a psychiatrist. i mean a specialist in female and male logic. who will explain everything to us, we have one, igor momenko on stage.

i don't drink at all, not a drop. not a gram, i don't drink alcohol at all, i can drink only in exceptional cases, when i'm stressed, like a leaf fell from a tree, i'm stressed, a sparrow chirped loudly, stress, mother-in-law got sick. stress, recovered and terrible stress, life is full of stress, and my wife does not understand my delicate psyche, yesterday she rushed, why are you drunk, i say, my friend valerik died, my wife says, valerik died 20 years ago, i say, only now

the bitterness of loss has reached me, my wife says, what bitterness? somehow she says, you will drink like that, you need to calm your nerves, she took me to the ballet, i saw this guy in tights on stage, i was so stressed, he had such a choreography in tights.

by the evening i drank everything i had because of the stress house, including kerosene, green paint, domestes and toilet duck, the wife took this book away, says: that's it, no more horrors, here's a calm book, amphibians of the central zones of russia, he comes in the evening, i'm drunk...

this naty takes us for morons, such primitive things are shown on tv, there 's some kind of plate spinning for 2 hours, the wife says: you're an idiot, you've been sitting in front of the microwave, the father-in-law says, board games are a good distraction from stress, we sat down to play cards, i'm the father-in-law, the neighbor downstairs, baba zoya. 75 years old, we played strip games, no matter how hard i tried, so that obazoya

didn't lose, i was putting a trump card under her, i drew six aces for her, a ten, a trump card, an eleven. she lost anyway and took her clothes off, i was so stressed, i was so drunk, for joa baba zoe is nothing, a sweetie, the main thing is that my wife always somehow guesses that i'm drunk, i seem to have covered up all my tracks, rinsed my mouth with bleach, only colonies on... i threw away three bottles, put on all clean clothes, i'm standing there twisting meat on my meat hands, my wife comes , says i've been drinking, i say, how are you covered in gas, she

says, well first of all, you're twisting the cat's tail, secondly, you put on my mother's nightgown, without taking my mother out, case says, he needs to do some sports, let them do push-ups from po... i must say that tey started a renovation and took off all the covers from the sockets, i lay down on the floor and got my toes in the socket. i did 2,742 push-ups in 15 seconds, the air friction burned my underwear, and the parts of my body protruding from the electric shock made a hole in the floor, my wife says: you need to leave, change the scenery, bought the first ticket she came across for an excursion, put me on a bus, i went, and the excursion turned out to be to a cognac factory with tasting cognac, when on the eighth day

the guards finally caught me and deported me home, i felt like a bee that was torn away from a honey meadow, that was the stress, and my angry wife was offended at me. tv, and then his baby says: the cause of stress is an excess of male hormones, here are castrated cats, they are quiet, calm, they have no stress, my wife says: did you hear, potik, i say: larisa, a miracle happened, i was healed, since then i have no stress, i do not drink always on the positive, which i wish for you, and his baby we need to ban it,

are you okay, what happened? nothing special, i found some pipes under the windows. time for big premieres on rtr, and mom, it turned out scary, yes, we went to the anniversary, and arrived for the funeral, it's worth taking a closer look, dead, i also noticed, why first, at least a woman, eat her, and then bring the corpse for everyone to see, it's worth thinking about, but this is very strange, and if he was really killed, and the killer is among us, and you will understand, there are too many suspicious deaths around. the second corpse in this story is too much. and you will not be able to stay away. i have the right to know who

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let's all wave our hands, when everyone is home with timur kizikov, on sunday on rtr, marry me, i agree, watch today, i came to say goodbye, i'm leaving for moscow, a month in moscow, and already my own construction company. what does everyone pull the wool over your eyes? you look great, dania, true love, knows how to wait, why did you come, to see you, to wait even when it's too late, she had no happiness here, she loved me all these years, she loved me for 7 years, then a month was enough to find out everything and fall out of love. a man comes

to a restaurant, calls the waiter: turn on the air conditioner, and so on 10 times, turn it off, turn it on, but i didn't get you, no, i don't really care, we don't have air conditioning at all, they always find the best time, the best place, juice, tsok, oh, let's go hang out, well, and the most a good reason for jokes, we get into the lift and the lift gets stuck, i contacted the dispatcher and they immediately told me clearly, we will save you in 3.5 hours. the main humorists take up the body again, he made his mother heated floors, as soon as he turned it on, all her slippers melted, a long-awaited new humor, good.

a person of rare charm and talent, with her humor she will stop any horse at full gallop, she will easily enter a burning hut, if there is an unlearned funny monologue left on the table , believe it or not, at her performance yesterday in the fifth row sat that very horse and laughed like a horse, meet the charming natalia korastelyova.

look, well, i went on vacation for the first time in 10 years, well, i asked you to call me only in emergency cases, emergency case, oh my god, what happened, you can't find your socks, you call me 3.00 km away to the sea to ask where your socks are in the closet, now you're my wife, i've become your husband, what where? go into the bedroom, you see, opposite you stands an angry, bow-legged man in his underwear, this is a mirrored closet, move the man

aside, your socks are there, put on your socks, they are long to belts, these are my tights, that's it, screw you, wear tights, just don't call me, i 'm resting. husband calls, you're my wife now, what do you want to eat, why is your voice so thin? tights are tight? so, make yourself an omelet, break five eggs into a bowl, pour in some milk, beat with a blender, they're hard to whip together, plug the blender in, plug it in, idiot, you've already whipped everything together, so, now pouring out... omelet into a frying pan, that round piece of iron with a handle, what i hit you with when you come home drunk, pour the omelet into it, it flows out all over the bottom in holes, it's going, it's a stink bomb, that's it, that's it,

calm down, make some porridge, porridge, just wash and cook, why did you put the garbage can on the gas, i said, just wash and cook, and not... like that, open the refrigerator, the big white cupboard in the kitchen where you keep the maggots, no, you don't need to eat the maggots, you've already eaten them, spit them out, there are ready-made cutlets in there, put them in the microwave to warm up, a box with a glass door, put them in, press the button that i wrote, the washing has started. vitya, how are the kids, well, the kids, well, the little ones in our apartment live like people, they look like them, find the youngest, the youngest, the youngest is the most

short, found the youngest, put a diaper on him, bitten and wagged his tail, it's a dog, runs around without a collar, vitya, you bathed the kids, one won't wash off, all covered in drawings, it's grandpa, he has tattoos, already scraped half off, vitya, scrape whoever you want there, but call me here, only if the end of the world begins, i'm resting, now you're my wife, what cataclysms? and the kids gave the cat an enema, don't worry, don't worry, the cat is used to it, he doesn't even wake up, that's it, took the enema away from the kids

, sit down and do your homework, and for god's sake don't call here, i'm resting, now you're my wife, what, why are you crying, can't you solve the problem about the hedgehog for the first grade, oh my god, pull yourself together , a big guy, sitting there, crying because of some lousy hedgehog, are you a man or what, pull yourself together, read the problem, the hedgehog brought two apples, and the dolphin brought three, and you shouldn't care how they met, that means... the hedgehog drowned, the apple is in the paste, or he's a psychopath, the dolphin was crawling in the forest, you question, read, how many apples did the animals have left, if the snake took away four apples, what if the snake took away the apples without hands, but

you once took a battery home from work in your underwear, what was the homework assignment for chemistry? what is a protein, what did you write, it's a male squirrel, you were never the brightest, remember when the doctor said i was having twins, you ran around screaming, one from me, the other from whom, oh, vitya, we've done the world around us, read the assignment, farmer vasily has a tractor, a cow and a horse in his yard, draw vasily's farm, vitya, quickly erased everything, vitya, we're done with homework,

thank god, that's it, that's it, leave me alone, let your mother rest already, now you're mine wife, what happened, i wanted to pull out pavlik's baby tooth, i got it mixed up, i pulled it out from grandpa, you 've already sorted everything out yourself, the tooth fairy brought grandpa half a liter. grandpa asks you to pull out his other teeth, vitya, don't give in to provocation, grandpa is being cunning, he has a main jaw, you pull one, all 32 will jump out, the tooth fairy will go broke, vitya, you and ninochka learned the matryoshka dance, she has a matinee tomorrow, what don't you know, i can't show you, here on the beach. everything is packed, there 's nowhere to even stand, i'm lying on a sun lounger, well, i can't

dance lying down, vitya, ninochka is crying, okay, i'll turn on the camera, press record, we're happy, matryoshka dolls, pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, how our legs dance, pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, i 'm dancing and laughing, look how fast i'm spinning, and you forgot to press record , let's do it again, we're happy matryoshka dolls , pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, dancing, legs, fathers, mothers, i'm dancing and laughing at... that's how fast i'm spinning, now you're my wife, what

erased the dance, daughter, don't cry, mommy won't leave you . come on, easy, you're happy little bastards, madushki, your legs are dancing, madushki, madushki, i'm dancing, i 'm laughing, i feel like i'm going to kill myself, i stepped.

vitya, vitya, i just remembered, your trousers are drying outside, vitya, run, go outside and take off your trousers, where the women have gathered, and not take your trousers off the clothesline, vitya, remember when my car broke down and i tried to fix it myself. you called and said: "sit down, you fool, with your hands, don't touch anything, i 'll be there soon!" mitya, go home, sit down, you fool, with your hands, don't touch anything, i'll be there soon.

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who created you like this, i look, rejoice, you as if all iskaski, like a flat cake with a thin waist, all of white fog, you float into my arms. that having created you like this, i kiss your eyes and want to live my whole life only for you. kiss me!

imagine, yesterday i was driving in the car, simultaneously talking on the phone, an inspector stops me, says: your license, i say, you see, yesterday i was wearing different sandals, so the license was left in another bag, and wait, wait, wait, what connection, cellular, no, no, how are sandals, license and bag connected, well, fuchsia-colored sandals, a handbag? crimson, they are steaming, you know, they are steaming in the bathhouse, they are steaming on me, and today

instead of fringes there are shoes, instead of fuchsia there is beige, instead of a handbag there is a clutch. lena, you are talking to me now, you men always don’t understand us, why don’t we understand, now a married couple will come out on the scene, who will put everything on the shelves, valentina’s scene. what children, you and i don’t have any children, then there was nothing between us at all, well , except for that incident in 1985 under the apple tree,

you didn’t understand me, we are talking about my daughter. to tanechka about your son pavlik, that he did? and the same thing that you tried in 1985 under the apple tree, but unlike you, he succeeded, so can you tell me what happened? vasily petrovich, did you see the picture of the rooks flying in? well, let's say you saw it, so what? but imagine that instead of rooks there are ash-trees. i didn't understand, there 's something incomprehensible, my tank is in flight. what, is it flying somewhere? "your pilot pavlik has already arrived, and in 9 months a new passenger will appear on board, so can you explain to me what you want from me at all, take off

"ruchnika, papa, whoever he finds in the cabbage, well, whoever he finds, come on, take a stalk, here are the children born from your gocheryshki, so mar stepanovna, can you tell me normally what you used today, i want to too, i've been drinking since the morning." ledol, because i'm all on edge, the last time i growled like that was a long time ago, well, when in eighty-fifth year under the apple tree, and then, by the way, for your sake i painted my eyebrows and plucked my eyes, what, what did they pluck , eyes, oh, on the contrary, i painted my eyes and plucked my eyebrows, and now in normal russian explain what you want from me, here is the universal pussy, my tanya is pregnant, and well, you immediately fly in a pregnant state, the poor girl eats deer on cucumbers all night and washes it down with pickle, in short, congratulations to you, papa karla, what is this calling names right away, and that it is me and papa karla, and because you are the father of that pinocchio, who stuck his nose in our hole and left a splinter there, are you sure that this splinter is from pavlik, from whom else, he ran after my tanya all his life from pits, she to the institute and he to the institute, she to dances and he

to dance, i think, if your pavlik is a decent man. he should do something, well, fine, i agree, let him pull out the weeds, vasily petrovich, what do you think a decent man does when a girl finds herself in a position, well, so what, i suggest a word starting with the letter f, with f, with f, with f, well, they wish her happiness, petrovich, i'm going to lose my temper now, and i lost my temper only once in my life. in eighty-fifth year under the apple tree, what do you want me to explain, i didn't understand, i think that your pavlik, as a decent man, should marry my tanichka, now, yeah, they ran away, all women are the same, why marry, now, just imagine that your pavlik came to the bakery, felt the bun, bit into all the raisins, picked out,

naturally, he has to buy it, poor boy, poor boy. he 'll have to eat your bun for the rest of his life, it's not a big deal if he chokes, as they say, you did your job, have fun, you didn't do your job in 1985, i'm not bothering you, now i understand who your pavlik is like, they say, an apple and an apple tree fall together, oh, yes, your tanya is not a princess either, by the way, my tanechka is in full bloom, oh, yes, any woman will go to saku before the wedding, and in... the world will finish eating, what, quickly, reliably and inexpensively, you know what, vasily petrovich, stop pretending to be a hose, either your pavlik will get married, or i will nibble on all the cucumbers in your garden, well, calm down, what are you fighting about, cucumbers, she will nibble on them, okay, let her get married, although i think that in our time marriage is a pathetic useless thing, what are you so different from, vasily petrovich,

i was joking, what do you mean we were joking, otherwise... it's just that today matanochka was sick after her birthday, well i would have said it right away, otherwise she's flying, getting pregnant, pregnant too, where was she with your pavlik, yeah, she got her into pickle juice, your pavlik is a wimp, what is this, he's like you, he only knows how to shoot blanks, well then why are you clinging to me, you cling, cling, and you just sit there, how have i been alone, 40 years under an apple tree, and you? petrovich, what? shouldn't we go, what? shouldn't we sit under the apple tree, huh? no would you like to shake off the old days, vasily petrovich, huh? oh, to hell with you. where, where, vasily petrovich, vayda, i'll go, i'll shake the apple tree. vasily petrovich, where are you going? vasily petrovich, he's a good man, but he's not an eagle. ah!

so i'm thinking, why not make men's hobbies more practical? for example, you can take your underwear with you on a fishing trip and rinse it in the river, or, say, on a hunt, while waiting for a boar to appear in ambush , you can mend all your shirts, maybe then no one will go hunting, but that's for the best, you can go to the joke site, there's definitely no need for that nothing to darn rinse, sit! enjoy, especially when karen avanesyan is on stage, meet, i

read an advert in a newspaper before my vacation, well, about pills, well, men know. male fixative, listen, you have to be careful with these pills, the effect is catastrophic, i bought just one jar, packed my things, went to the resort and there in sochi i realized that we would leave the pills at home, i thought, god forbid, my wife finds them, the effect will be catastrophic, i call home, i say, darling, it's me, just two words, she says, why only two, honey, i

i say, well, you know, there are a lot of people, i can’t talk, she says, well then , straight to the main thing, thank you, dear, for the pills, listen, i’ve become completely cold, i say, what pills? she says: well, the one you left at home with the newspaper, i read the ad, you won’t have problems in bed, i immediately remembered my grandmother, i say, about my grandmother, she says, well, yes, you know what problems she has in bed, i say, who, your grandmother, she says, well, yes, she snores like a tractor without a muffler, i tell her i gave her two pills. now she sleeps like a mouse, only moans a little, i say, wait, maybe she's not feeling well, my wife says, what are you,

you can't throw her out on the street, here in the evening she fixed her jaw, put on a chignon and went to get her pension, i say, hey, wait, what pension at night, my wife says, and they have a new schedule now. from 9 pm to 7:00 am, she said: if anything, don't worry, she says, i'll spend the night at a friend's, i say, at which friend's, her friend hasn't shown any signs of life for 2 years, my wife says: i don't know, only grandma came in the morning, cheerful, without teeth, without a hairpiece, and brought a pension in dollars, and for six months in advance, i ask you, bring grandma to the bed and don’t let her go anywhere, the wife says, what do you mean don’t let her go, if she has a night roll call at the social security office tomorrow, he says, do you even

understand that these pills have a side effect, a catastrophic one, the wife says, by the way, about the side effect, now your grandfather is all right, i say, where? the beds, she says, well, yes, i say, listen, my grandfather is 96 years old, what kind of beds, problems can he have? the wife says: well, he’s with he kept rolling off the bed, i said, so what, but he always sleeps at home, my wife is like a raft, i gave him three pills and he doesn't roll off anymore, he lies... firmly, as if he was propped up with something, i said, what's interesting about that, she said, ask the nurse, she visits him three times a day, i said, i

beg you, dear, lock grandpa up with a key so that he doesn't go looking for grandma with his girlfriend, otherwise they'll all get a pension, my wife says: don't worry, dear, nikolai and i... i said: what's his problem in bed? she he says: the same as me, insomnia, so we are sitting here now, drinking tea with cake, we took three pills, waiting for the result, i say: oh, darling, give this to nikolai stepanovich, let him go home immediately, otherwise he will have eternal sleep. and i

am getting on the train right now and going home, my wife says, oh, darling, rest easy, don’t worry and don’t worry, we still have half a can left, as soon as i heard this word, half a can left, what train, i swear on my mother, it took off by plane, and now i myself have problems started in bed. it's called a nightmare, every night i see the same catfish, a large glass jar with a male fixative written on it, inside my wife and neighbor are sitting and... here's the result, ulyash, stand

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went on stage, people shied away, and why did they leave the theater, something broke, yes, but in general i want to play a little deaf, at the end for the speaker, i wish you and ... even further, as many interesting transformations as possible, what are the two, vernik 2 on friday on rtr, he seemed to me an intelligent person, a teacher or a doctor? dad, his name is roma, don't forget, this is my apartment, my rules are here. and my airplanes are here. what kind of children are you, you, you are not children, you are outrageous. what do you want? normal relations. and chips. mikhail porechenkov. real dad. on friday. on rtr.

rastislav sologaev, the fiancé of the daughter of the former head of the moscow district administration, boris trofimov, robbed her family and took more than 30 million rubles from the safe. he replaced all the money with counterfeits from the joke bank, and gold bars, expensive watches with skillfully made fakes. everything valuable from our family, he took everything, only furniture remained. the story of the daughter of a moscow official, why her first serious relationship ended in a crime. malakov, on monday on rtr, tell me, what is the recipe for a happy family life? write down the recipe? first, if a woman has a headache, you need to put a new fur coat and boots on her head, and excuse me, but should you put them on with all your might or what? shut up, if a woman is upset, you need to move away and

throw new diamond earrings at her. and if a woman is sad, you need to show her a funny number, provided that she already has a fur coat, and if the number is very funny, then no fur coat is needed, svetlana rashkova on stage, all jokes from life, everyone has their own favorite series, here is one of my favorites are, so to speak, family jokes, and what i noticed, i noticed that in these jokes the men... they are always the heroes , always, for example, the wife of one such hero says: vasya, look at our neighbor, look, i 'm telling you, look how he treats his wife, look how he loves her, oh my god, how he loves her, i can't, how he loves her,

flowers every day, gifts, candy, he carries her in his arms, he kisses her every second, why don't you do that, why, he says, what are you doing, i don't even know her, well of course, that's it when we create a family, of course we dream, we dream that love, happiness, well-being, mutual understanding, harmony, they will always be with us, well , the years go by, as they say, so that it will be like this, so that this fire in this family hearth does not go out, my friends, i don’t know what you think, but i think that... that all the same spouses need to rest from each other more often, and men in this regard, well done, i praise them. they know how to do this, they take care of the family, they even have some special places

like this, these are places for purely male rest, girls, i want us to now loudly list all these raspberries where our husbands like to rest from us wives, where in the garage, of course, well, close to the house, my god, why not rest, they have an octoberfest there? all year round, one, of course, inconvenience, the wife also knows this path and can interrupt the holiday at any moment, and what other options do they have, fishing, of course, fishing is more reliable, not everyone can get there with a fishing rod, you know, about this rest of our husbands on there is a good joke about fishing too, i will tell you about it, when two friends met, and one said to the other: you know, my man recently had an anniversary, i decided, he is an avid... fisherman, everyone knows about it, he spends all his free time fishing, he is never even at home, he is either at work or

fishing, or fishing or at work, well , i think, the man has an anniversary, but i will do it so that he will be happy, i bought him an awesome, expensive set of lures, i bought it, gave it to him, he says: oh, what is it? well, of course, fishing, garage, it's not a classic, it's a classic after all. bathhouse, of course, girls, oh my god, you know everything, well, well, of course, it 's a men's international spa, well, we know, they have time to do everything there, except wash up, but we're not jealous, guys, relax, we're not jealous, that's when, when our husbands are in the bathhouse, they're taking a break from us, and the girls and i are in the kitchen, we're taking a break from them, we're happy to wash their bones, she finished them off,

he says: courted. i say, are you kidding me or something? no, and why did you court me before. he says, who do you mean? a brute in the village. they have no imagination, no brains, nothing. they have zero fantasy, you see, they have no logic. but a man, what he thought, he scratched. according to their male logic.

i think it's strange, and she cut the linoleum well, well, in general, i don't want to offend men, but my friends, my dear men, forgive me, but it seems to me that a man in marriage is like a fly on sticky paper, it seems sweetly bored, to fly away, does it want to fly? yes, it wants to be free, but at least for an hour, well, so -

they break free, flock into their male flocks, they are left without us, without women, here is the moment of our, girls, female triumph, here they are in their male company, that's it, who are they talking about all the time? that's right, about us, about us, about women, and they say, well, sanya, they say, can i congratulate you, sanya, you say, got married, got married, sanya, congratulations, well done, man, it's high time, and what did you get married, well, what did you get married, got married, everything, got married, got married, got tired of running around canteens, and now, and now i like it, and i men say so, a woman, she should have her place

you know, look at mine! she won't utter a word against it, and what are you saying, what am i saying, i'm saying, like i say it differently every time, for example, yesterday the queen came, and from the doorway, from the powder, why are the dishes dirty, i say, cit, i haven't washed the floors yet, and my men are not so.

i found it because i'm a lucky woman, lucky, not like me, men, i once in my life found socks under the bed, tried them on, not my size, no, well men, not in order to somehow, you know, offend you, and tease you, i tell all these jokes, no, even to be honest, i am now more watching the reaction of women, girls, you won’t believe it, i see everyone, i have studied everyone, assessed, girls, i like your appearance, i like your mood, i like your outfits, i like your hairstyles, i like everything, you are so beautiful, you can’t even imagine, i understand why this happened today, because you are in a concert hall, you have relaxed, you have forgotten about your everyday affairs, you are sitting, resting, here girls, please remember this state

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october 6 on rtr, marry me! i agree, watch today, i came to say goodbye, i'm in i'm leaving moscow. a month in moscow, and already opened my own construction company, who is still pulling the wool over your eyes, you look great, tanya, true love, knows how to wait, why did i come , to see you, to wait even when it's too late, but she had no happiness here, she loved me all these years, she loved me for 7 years, and then a month was enough. to find out everything and fall out of love, you don't part with your loved ones, today on rtr, one of my friends loved to eat and

couldn't lose weight, then her husband came up with a way, he drove in a car through an open window and gave her bills, and she ran after the car she was losing weight, and... what was the result? how many kilograms did she lose? none at all, as soon as she gained 3,000, she immediately ran to a restaurant for lunch. you can expect anything from women, but we know exactly what to expect from the artist who is about to go on stage. we know that it will definitely be funny. alexey shcheglov on stage. there is an eternal dispute between women and men: who is more important,

who is smarter, who is better. i can say with confidence that women are superior to men in everything. well, look, a woman can grow anything, nails, eyelashes, hair, a man can only grow a liver. a woman has bright lipstick on her lips, she is a goddess. a man has a piece of lipstick on his collar, he is a corpse, a woman has shadows on her eyes, she is a beauty, a man has shadows under his eyes, he is hungover, a woman has a fox in her closet, she is a queen, a man has a woman in his closet, he has a fox , they are better than us in everything, if a woman cried, laughed, kissed, bit , giggled, it is like a highlight, a man cried, laughed, tried to kiss, bit, giggled, it is a squirrel. the only thing, what a man can compete with a woman

in is beauty. to be beautiful, a woman will spend a long time doing her makeup, her hair, choosing a dress, putting on diamonds. a man, bald, pot-bellied, bow-legged, takes out a plump wallet, is already a handsome man. women are stronger than men, a woman can faint only at the sight of a mouse, and for a man to faint, just two words are enough: i'm pregnant. no man can refuse a beautiful woman, and a woman can refuse any man. one girl calls her friend and says: can you imagine, this bastard proposed i should sleep with him for a new smartphone, i'm shocked by such impudence, what a cheeky guy, a scoundrel, and who does he consider me?

day, from morning to evening, one man's wife chatted, chatted, chatted all day long , she only has 60 minutes an hour, but she only chatted once, the man couldn't stand it, he says: that's it, i can't take it anymore, you've had enough of me, it's better to go to prison than to live with you, he went and robbed a store, the court gave him 3 years of house arrest, you'll be surprised, but women drive better. one woman was taking her driving test, she's driving, the speed is 100, the instructor is silent, 120, 150, the instructor is silent, 170, sharp turn, the car skids,

it almost knocks down a pole, the instructor is silent, the woman thinks, wow, how well i drive, not a single remark, she turns around, and the instructor is lying unconscious, so if a woman is driving, you don’t need to tell her where you’re going, why did you turn here, brake, sit. a woman qualitatively transforms everything you give her, give her vegetables, you get borscht, give her love, you get a child, give her a mop, you get a clean apartment, don’t give her a salary, you just get it. a man met friend, hi, what's wrong with your eye, where did you get the black eye? yesterday evening i was seeing lenka off, a guy runs up to the entrance, well, a real gopnik, says, is there a smoke, well, i immediately

kick him in the solar plexus and punch him in the jaw. make him watch a man and a woman, take any series on our television, ask a man what the series is about, he will say about love, ask a woman what the series is about, she will say, look, anna is in love with nikolai, nikolai loves larisa, and larisa is having an affair with ilya, ilya loves.

to be responsible for his actions, and a woman can do any stupid thing, everything is forgiven, especially if she is a blonde. one blonde says to her husband: "darling, these mosquito pills don't help." how do they not help? well, i took three pills at night, and they still bit me. another blonde came to visit a lonely man, decided to surprise him, baked some pies. the man bit the pie, says: "darling, what did you bake the pies with?" "well , how..." than with flour, but i don't have flour at home, well, of course not, there's a whole bag in the hallway, stupid, it's cement. i'll tell you more, women are much more logical than men, it's just that men are unable to understand women's logic, in fact, women's logic differs from men's logic in that women's logic lacks logic from the point of view of men's logic, i'll explain now, a woman says

to a man: come tomorrow, there will be no one at home, the man comes, and there is no one at home, well, it's logical, she told him so, the spouses quarrel, the wife screams in rage, go to hell, the husband is dumbfounded, to hell, that's interesting, the wife, to the same three letters, but 12 times, the husband and wife go to bed, the wife says, we the wiring needs to be changed, a man's sleep for... call an electrician, wife, the light bulb in the kitchen burned out, husband, call an electrician tomorrow, wife, the socket in the hallway is sparking, husband, call an electrician tomorrow, wife, and you also promised a night of love, husband, not now, wife, okay, sleep, tomorrow i'll call an electrician, as you can see, everything is absolutely logical, but men have

nothing but problems with logic, and there are plenty of examples of this, a woman calls a man and says: i miss you so much, i'm standing there completely naked, frying potatoes, a man shouts: i'm leaving, look, you won't eat everything there without me, a girl says to a guy: maxim, my parents went to the country, you know what i mean, cool, they'll bring tomatoes, another woman says: vasya, you dumped me yesterday, and today i won a million, well, finally, a story that shows male logic in all its glory: at night, a husband pesters his wife, she fights him off , saying she has a headache, the husband says: let's do it brazilian style, the intrigued wife agrees, the husband lazily does his thing, turns away and dozes off, the wife says: oh, what does brazil have to do with it, husband, yes, yes, i forgot, cha-cha-cha! in general, men, don't

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can't be confused with anyone else, how did you even end up in this hole, what hole, in our city, yes, i live here, oh well, i understand, they'll pester me with autographs, i... can't, i 'll call back, one second, excuse me, yes, i beg your pardon, yes, please, who do you think i am, you, you're kidding me, you're a famous french artist, pierre char, listen, are you serious , or what, well, well, well, it's you, wait, well, first of all, well... well, richard, he's so bald with curls, yes, secondly, he's well over 80, well, thirdly, he doesn't speak a word of russian at all, well, oh my god, i'm sorry, for god's sake, forgive me, i didn't think, but you, but you're

amazing, okay, that's it, okay, okay, okay, i apologize, i didn't offend you, honestly, i didn't want to offend you, i understand, no, well, you confused me with richard, well, you amused me, even... it's even nice, no, i'm not richard, i'm just a simple, ordinary journalist, that's it, that's it, forgive me, well, you shouldn't talk like that, i'm just a simple journalist, hemingway, by the way, also started out as a journalist, well, you compared, oh, oh, what 's wrong, it can't be, what happened, oh my god, i can't believe my eyes, what's the matter, can i take a selfie, please, we have one.

well, it'll turn out pretty good, let's say that, listen, you know, thank you anyway, really, really , well, well, somehow, well, well, people now, people now are busy with themselves, everyone, everyone in their own thoughts, everyone thinks about money, about career, here on the street, a stranger, a stranger, tries to support him like that, thank you, thank you, my dear! my dear, well, well, how else, how else, well, you and i are from the same great-great-mother, all people, brothers, well,

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imagine, i have a little boy, a whole six of them, like triplets, for a girl, thank you, hey, how is he feeling, he feels good, and my wife, how is she, normal, so -so. and how is my zalotay eating, he eats well, his appetite is the bomb, he doesn't eat motso, he eats mamaliga, khachapur, machapur, cognac-manyak, shashlik-mash, he eats everything, he eats, wait, the little girl eats shashlik, no, your wife is like a pilasos, the girl doesn't eat at all, only sings, what is this, a baby, cognac, girl, who will give it? you are small, transfer cognac

urgently, the doctor said that your wife should drink cognac, for his health, okay, tell me, please, girl, how much does it weigh, no one knows, there is no maternity hospital, why all? that the ruler is also a norinka but why the ruler on the sewing machine there too my girl gentlemen

gentlemen sosh what did you want and it is far to go there money for a taxi give 500 rubles 500 rubles there beliska will be enough there 200 gasoline has gone up in price 400 and not less than 300 and kopecks more good no you and i are 350. okay, i've convinced you, height is not necessary at all, just say, girl, handsome, that you, bomb, look like me, no, i'm telling you, handsome, that is, what kind of hair do you have, brunette or blonde, fox, because...

here's a boy, i already have my third triplets, nurse, you killed me, you're a total loser, ara, you yourself, nine, boy, copied gray, change the xerix, and look how much you print, one hundred instead of three, you don't know how to use the equipment, and the nurse is to blame, go on, bring the cognac.

one friend tells me, can you imagine, i ordered it online. for breast augmentation, i paid for everything, they sent me a box, i open it, there are binoculars, you know, lena, i don’t order anything online anymore, why? and i once asked my wife to order me size 43 sneakers online, and can you imagine, they sent me women’s suede boots size 38, good, at least they fit my wife, karen, what do you have? oh, well done, how lucky you are, all the viewers will be lucky now too, because we meet nikolai lukinsky on stage, can you imagine, i come home after

football, the score was crushing, or 0.9? yes , at first i watched 100, then lying down, i only remember that our team won, or lost, we were really rooting for them in the beer bar, yes, oh, i remembered the score, 9500, well, i paid myself, yes, so how i walked home, i don’t remember at all. yes, i lost one shoe, found the second, the third was generally a woman’s, and you know, i always do this in such cases, i have this mobile phone, so as not to lose it, i squeezed it so tightly in my hand, apparently accidentally pressed the video recording, and the whole process of my wife meeting my body, the phone filmed online. when

i watched this video, listen, torture is a rest, so, first my wife beat me with her palms on my cheeks for a long time, she kept saying, you will drink, you will drink, you will, i told her every time, i will pour, then, you know, she dragged me by the legs with my face on the carpet, and i inhaled like a vacuum cleaner, so where did it come from? dust in the lungs and small debris on the fluorograph, i showed this video to my neighbor, who usually cures my hangover, i said, well, what should i do , put it on the internet, he says, it's a bomb, he taught me, yes, i put it on the internet i posted it, can you imagine, the next day there were 2,000 views, and the guys were writing, kolya, hold on,

you and i, transfer a few anonymous alcoholics... a few anonymous bucks to me, and they also offered me an anonymous hangover cure, i anonymously agreed, well, about a week later lyuska and i had already made up, so i approached her, so imperceptibly turned on my phone for video, i said lyusya, here we are, i've been saving up money for you for about 5 years for a fur coat, so she says, well, i say, lyusya, so today i just i decided to give you such a surprise, i didn’t even tell you anything, i went to the store, bought myself a gun with all the money we saved up to shoot some skins for your fur coat, listen, and... her answer, the phone was red hot, i changed the pin code, the sim card spit out, but i filmed everything, i once this video on the internet, that’s it, in 3 hours 5,000 views, yeah, guys,

hold on, kolya, we’re taking an example from you, write how you got out of the fur coat, another week later, we made up with luskai again, so i go into the bedroom, she’s lying on the bed, i i turned on the phone for the video, she's lying on the bed, so, salad on her face, cucumbers, tomatoes, a lollipop in her mouth, i say, lyusenka, i hold the phone so discreetly, i say, lyusenka, i say, you, i say, haven't changed your mind about the fur coat, she's so chupuchu, so , she says, no, and i take the gun out from behind my back, listen, from her scream, the phone in my hand began to melt. when she quieted down a little, i say, people, what are you doing, i say, i'm the opposite, i say, here's the gun, i say, it's very expensive these days, take it to a consignment shop or a pawnshop with all the money you get buy yourself a fur coat with money, so she

didn't even have time to say thank you, she ran to the pawnshop with the salad straight away, nightgowns, yes, and i put it on the internet, an hour later 200,000 views, oh, the men say, kolya, thank you for your method, how cool, he says, oh, only, he says, the wife saw the gun, she, he says, doesn't recognize her, he says , now, yes, it's true, she, he says, doesn't recognize anyone either, complete memory loss, either her friends, or she herself found it on the internet, she realized that i put all this on the internet, scandal, she took my phone away, and the most the main thing, you know what she said, she says, i won't let you go to football anymore, she says. that is, in general, here, guys, learn, i found a way out, women may not listen, yeah, well, there's no phone, what to do, i put

a webcam in the refrigerator, literally for one night, well, how i connected it, that the door opens, the camera turns on, the door closes, the camera turns off, the next morning i... watched a horror movie, just imagine, the door opens and there's a ghost of my wife, and there's negativity, yeah, what is white is black, so black, luskin's hair seems white, pupils are white, white shirt, like a black shroud, hands are shaking, reaching out, so the door... opens, the ghost of the wife says: a sip of borscht won't hurt, and half a pot over the edge, khlobys, the door closes, the door opens, a shaking hand grabs a piece

of cheese, biting, crowing, from behind a triuksa together with wax and cellophane, the door closes, the door opens, the ghost of the wife says: a piece of sausage won't hurt, five sausages with a whistle, the door closes, the door opens, the ghost's hand grabs kefir with the words: kefir at night is ok, and a liter bottle, with one gulp the lid closes, the lid opens, the ghost of the wife says: well at 5:00 in the morning there is nothing left to lose. and without taking his head out of the refrigerator a plate of jellied meat, the door closes, that's it, the end of the film, i

showed this video to lyuska in the morning, and i say: "once again, you won't let me go to football, i'll post this video on the internet, and the internet, it turns out, led"... power, thank you, you know, lena, i've become convinced of the style of the internet, what do you mean? i mean in view of the fact that the ads on the site give instant results, and specifically, well, for example, a neighbor at the dacha on monday posted an ad that he was looking for a guard, and on wednesday he was robbed. but the internet is the internet, and it is much more pleasant to listen to this magnificent artist live, meet,

the world is dancing and you dance, your destiny is not an evil pit bull, if you are alive, go dance, today life has seen the wheel, follow it, let's dance, when it is not clear what is what, don't you dare be sad and don't dance, dance like an aunt, petya loves to live in the world, like lesha, lesha loves to be good, like zhenya, zhenya loves to be movements, dance like kolya. kolya is the best in the field,

and never get depressed, you are an optimist, go dance, smile and dance, don't fall down and don't freak out, dance a wonderful life, don't strain yourself, but enjoy, everyone dances, go dance, dance like petya, petya loves to live in the world, like lesha, lesha loves to be good, zhenya loves to be movements, kolya, kolya is the best in football, everyone dances and you dance!

dance like petya! petya! petya loves to live in the world! dance like lesha! lesha! petya, petya loves to live in the world, dance like lesha, lesha loves to be good, andzuy like zhenya, zhenya loves promotion, anzuy like kolya, kolya is the best on that field, bukulya.

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how did i get here, and do you have a corporate party or something? what are you? these are the troops, then bang, trakht, bam, duvan, it's bad to know and bender, that it was on the strip, i'm not a fighter, i came for my brother, i have to find him, reciprocate our feelings, i don't want to choose who i should love, who not, i won't, i don't want, i no... i should, i will operate, unfortunately, there is no visible motive for the murder or connection between the murders, but it is there, and we will find it, this should be a secret for now, do not part with us, i poured a basin of hot water on myself once, and you can come and look into the eyes, we are ready, yes, at any time of the day, your accordion sparkled like a guiding star, at any time of the year,

this is news on the russia tv channel, my name is maria sittal, hello, precise strikes with hypersonic daggers and drones on the airfield structure of ukraine. hezbollah confirmed the death of leader hassan nasrul. israel dropped 85 bombs, weighing one ton, on the bunker where he was hiding.