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tv   Fantazyor  RUSSIA1  October 6, 2024 1:30pm-2:00pm MSK

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some, some keys, some master, ugh, in general, they pay pennies there, how do you know, found out, somehow, it is possible, one game, you are stressed.
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thank you, svetochka, one game, yes, please, the number of suicides is sharply increasing, the weak link is men around 40 years old, job loss, this is one of the main reasons why men commit suicide, decide to commit suicide. it seems to men that the meaning of life has been lost and the best solution would be to leave life in any way. there was a case when a man committed suicide, while his wife was watching tv in the next room, so you need to carefully monitor your spouse's condition, oh god, don't. don't do this, luge, stop, you have a daughter, you have a grandson, what's there, what's there, what's there, come on, show me, here's where you hide her, yeah, luzhin, calm down, rest, do some sports, go to yoga, to yoga, well, why, well, i don't want to. well, no
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need, have you seen your tests, you have more sugar in your blood than in soda, according to the tests, candy, gene, and i would like to be candy with cognac, everything is not discussed, i don't want to be widow, especially before the summer cottage season, have you ever seen old people do such things, not a good day, my name is marina, let's get down to business, good day, marinochka, gennady, nice to meet you. you're right, i don't want to leave you a widow, yeah, i don't think you want to leave marinochka, be jealous of the coach, marinochka, what should i do? our group is limited, so i suggest you buy a subscription for six months at once, where? here, pay at the box office, pay at the box office, and in the meantime get to know your personal trainer. i've warmed up, i
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didn't sign up for this, i did , i did, let's go open our chakras, come on, come on, come on, what are you doing, lie down , come on, thank you, marinochka, i thought he'd never agree to this, but oh my god, oh my god, open my chakras, and... that's okay, no, i'd rather have a drink, you're a dreamer, you called me a dreamer.
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yeah, thanks, bye, luzhin, stop suffering, i got in touch with my classmate tolik, he's the deputy director of a printing plant, he has an interesting job, i need to prepare lunches 30 a day and take them away.
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here you go, run to the store for groceries. so what do we have? here's what, svetochka, we have, which means we'll recoup the food costs tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow the net profit will run, a piece, oh, the secretary just calls, yes, hello, how does this change, and we spent 2000 on food, well, give it to me, tulika, at the meeting, then you tell him that the worm, this svetka classmate called, quit, well, no matter, no matter, we'll
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owe him this money anyway, 100%, probably. but at least you don't have to cook, let's imagine that we like in the zone and they feed us the same thing, yeah, luzhin, oh my god, what a fool i am, i left work, squandered it on food, electricity, do you want me to sell you a kidney, which kidney, the left one, are you crazy, you had jaundice, no one will buy it from you, but don't worry, you know, you're not the only one who wants to eat, i'll give you the right advertisement, i'll have a line here, a line of people wanting to, i won't throw what you cooked in the trash, no, oh, madam,
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can't you be a little more careful? maksimova, how are you, maksimova, by the way, what am i saying i ask, let's see now, chardonnay, i respect you, and you're not married, maxim, why is that, because there... and if there was a man in the house, he would definitely give, and we met in the ninth grade, it was right that i went to egorov then, he played the violin, he was talented, probably now in some orchestra, maksimova, to be
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honest, an awl for a soap, egorov? lena, give me 5 seconds, this is for me, how brightly it shines near the bakolen, her magic, the light is everything. revives the liver to a new life awakens, hands and a little heart shake,
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lena, be mine, pardon me, be my wife, what a cutie, handmate. "i agree, let's go, head, handsome, blow on kibalchishche 18, there's a branch. dating a classmate, come on, come on, come on, come on, no garbage,
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the plan? lyutik and anyutik. on monday on rtr. today. that's all that's left. any song we sing turns into folk, songs from the bottom of my heart, today on rtr, hello, my dear, hello, hello, hello, no need, well, how are you, let's go, beauty ? yes, you gave the ad that philip wrote, were there any orders? one call came in, they asked
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to sponsor a dog shelter. oh, my ad. you'll never get into trouble, you with pickles from the tinned. the joy of every day, home cooking. tell me, are you 12 years old or something? what kind of cuisine? daughter, why out of 6 billion men who live on this planet, was it necessary to choose this, now all is light, now everything, now it really can be thrown in the trash, i 'll open it now, yeah, hello, i'm rajiv, we had an advert that a workshop lives here. no, there are none here,
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wait a second, this is my advert, yes, yes, yes, it's me, yes, a famous chef, indian cuisine, oleg, pidjay, hindi, phai-phai, any dishes to your taste, finger-licking good, agreed, listen, are you crazy, what did you promise him, how did we indian... we'll sort it out after me, this was just now one small order for one person and a huge jump for the whole kitchen.
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well, our indian sauce is ready, and what is taking so much, and another 10 spices, 20 sauces, so, who will try, yes, come on kitchen, no-no, i have gastritis, before our daughter dragged sick kittens home, and now my husband. and quiet, hello, yes, funny, yes, brother, we have already arrived, yes guys, now my susef will meet you, yeah, come on, why are you standing, go meet, pour, just be careful with your hands, they are some kind of
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strange, i met them with a welcoming advertisement, they swore at me in russian, and what kind of advertisement did you meet them, and home cooking from luzhenykh, we'll slaughter a cow for your dinner, now, dad, don't, you're an idiot, well, everyone knows that in india a cow is a sacred animal, well, okay, well, it turns out, not everyone, right? what's the matter, i worked hard all day, who 's going to eat this crap now, svetochka, svetochka, i'll give them back, i'll give them back, now, i'm with you, dad, well,
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friends, please take your time, have a few minutes of your attention. we're eating a rooster, you're still inside, inside, come on over, there will be a corporate party for you too discount, you are welcome, we beg you, they really liked your performance, very funny parody pakistanis, yes, we will
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have lunch at your place, this is for you to start, there will be sweets, sweets, sweets. well, stop pressing, excuse me, yeah, you made the wedding cake, evgeniya nadezhda, so, i am not guilty of anything, it is still necessary to prove that the cake poisoned, and no one was poisoned, i really liked the cake, i want to order it, i need a cake, right? so unexpectedly, what is the occasion: a wedding, maybe a children's party, an anniversary? the occasion is somewhat unusual. a, i understand. well, let's do it this way, a ribbon of dark chocolate, crosses and years of life from icing. no, no, no, baby, i'm getting a divorce, i want to celebrate it beautifully. the cake should be
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like the wedding, two figurines, the whole half of the groom. sprinkle with crumbs, okay, so - white chocolate crumbs, chips, crackers, bagels, everything that this beast eats on its half of the bed, will be done, the cake should be in the shape of a rubber boat, why? well, i can't deny myself the pleasure of cutting it all up again, well, all of it, yeah, right got it, what address are we delivering to? write down the garage cooperative kirovo-12, broken tools and painted... spray paint are lying around near the open garage doors, a very expensive suv, very, yes, yes, another additional landmark, a ringing, joyful,
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feminine, slightly drunk laughter is heard from inside the garage, hello, girl, i need a cake, it's not once a year, i listen to you, and it seems that i already know something about you, which means the cake before... had to be in the shape of a log, burnt on one side, raw on the other, and so that big-big letters, here with cream, write x, y, i got it, golchonok, in the shape of a log, break, galya, galya, galya, no need, no, no need, you still, and i ask, well, that's it, no need, but wait, what? galya and
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write the dates of life and death in cream on chocolate ribbons, and black ribbons like that made of chocolate. yes, yes, what ribbons? and this is about your own, in short, so, now listen, so when they started eating, well, this acid, i thought, damn, an international scandal and we are not traveling, they eat with such relish, you know, and they smack their lips, praise. as a result, we have 2000 for food and 3.0 tips, 5.00 tips, i saw you dancing through the window, yes, indeed, now all
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the money is in the development of the holding, hello, hello, the domestic kitchen company is located here, yes, and you are on our building, sirenie 26b. yes, fire inspector eremi, let's check the presence of ventilation, a fire extinguisher, the safety of the source of the fire, come on in, you must be so impudent, they hung a notice right on the gates of the fire station, an evacuation plan, by the way, where, i'll look around, come on in, well, i thought, at the fire department, right there the teams are big, there are a lot of people, a lot of orders, a puddle, you are so smart, can you teach children? just not your own, because we have enough like you in our family, hello, i am
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anatol ivanovich, dasha smirnova's grandfather, great, anatol ivanovich, i wanted to talk to you, well, we have a problem with dasha, why does dasha have problems, she got a bad grade in english, well, that's right. go here, great, ivanovich, sorry, i won't shake your hand, all covered in grease, how is she doing in general, nikitichna, and what in general, we are working, what
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are you making there, yes, on technology, carburetor sorted through, and the thing is good, pokuha ivanovich, this is my device, hello, good, good, good, what is it, yes... well, it happens, are you finished? yes, please, anatoly ivanovich, their class wrote essays, so what on the topic of my pet, well, the guys wrote, some about cats, some about dogs, well, dasha wrote four pages about kombucha, i am very pleased with that, young man, i pinched off my own little thing, yes, i have no doubt that you pinched off her little thing, she got up four times the other day. first aid station, so what, my knees and lower back hurt, well, that's always the case, so before rain, that's right, i understand, the nurse gave her a pill, but what did she say,
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drink your own chemistry, and what about me? give me some suchezhir, a belt and some dog hair, that's right, in general, anatul ivanovich, i think that your influence is having a negative effect on dasha's behavior, what is this, well, at the crafts competition, the girls were making princesses, bouquets, well, that's all, dasha made a jig for crucian carp, now she's really upset me, finally, how many times have i said that only who bites on a jig? okay? perch, i knew that a bread mekich was needed, sorry, it won't happen again, not from you are hot and cold, so maybe it's a hormonal imbalance against the background of menopause, and you have started menopause, and this is not me now, it's my grandfather on my mother's side, it's from him, from filkinbaum, he is a gynecologist, you have everything, well, why should we overhaul the carburetor, let's do whatever.
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it's good that the inspector agreed to 25 thousand, forgive me, sveta, forgive me, you've already gotten to me with this, forgive me, sveta, forgive me, sveta, forgive me, sveta, it's not me now, your doors are open, worms, oh, tolik, how much do i owe you for the food, rubles, okay, 25. 25, what did you want to say, sveta, well tell my secretary that you were joking about the worm, but that i had some other cell at school, if you want, i'll say terminator, if you hire my husband, m... but
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we don't need lunches anymore, i don't have any work in his specialty, no, so no, among the engineers i only need an operations engineer, well, he won't go, no, of course, where to start, but no, well, if this is like this, like this, we need to help out, well, please, well, let's agree, something smells delicious here? i i would have eaten, otherwise i was hungry, wait, i made it all up myself, because i was blind, impenetrable fog. impenetrable fog and
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unfallen snow, a song of tender hearts, to the chords of rain, a happy ending, a happy ending, and of course, you, i came to you in the frost, in the heat, i told you... i told you about unearthly love, a dreamer, you called me. a dreamer, but you and i
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are not a couple. hello! on the russia tv channel , irina rossius is in the studio hosting the news and the main topics for this hour: north of ugledar, aviation and artillery are striking at the positions of the ukrainian armed forces. on in the kharkov direction, pilots destroyed a crossing over the askol river by dropping a folder in 3,000. israel attacked lebanon again. 23 people died, dozens.

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