>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, andrew garfield -- from "sex & drugs & rock & roll," liz gillies -- "this week in unnecessary censorship" -- and music from faith no more. with cleto and the cletones. and now, if the truth be known, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: hi, there. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. do you like my new shoes? are? these are the new officially licensed star wars chewbacca [ cheers and applause ] i call them crew-croccas. i've been wearing them all day. very comfortable, lined with genuine wookiee fur. all the new star wars toys and merchandise for the new movie are coming out tomorrow, "force friday," also known as adult men lined up outside a children's toy store day. the disney store sent toys around to different shows. this is the last official force friday. we have three items that have never been seen by human eyes. the people who built these in blindfolds.

they didn't know what they were doing. so this is a first-order storm trooper mask. these are the new storm troopers. this is -- let me have that one also. this one is the dreaded chrome storm trooper, captain fazma. and it talks. and the biggest, probably the next darth vader, the chief villain, kylo ren, guillermo has here he comes now. [ cheers and applause ] we have a list of the things that kylo ren says. almighty kylo ren, how long have you been waiting for this day? >> i've been wait for this day >> jimmy: okay. me? >> is it true? you're just a scavenger? >> jimmy: i'm afraid it's true.

>> don't be afraid. >> jimmy: okay. i won't be. in fact, i'm starting to feel sexually excited. >> i feel it too. >> jimmy: you, do okay. well, then, let's meet up after the show, shall we? saturday. yeah. tonight? can you talk through it? >> yeah. hi. >> jimmy: how? what do you mean how? >> guillermo: i say hi. >> jimmy: you said hi? okay, thank you, guillermo, all right. there you go, all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, the force was with tom brady and the new england patriots today. [ cheers and applause ] [ boos ] >> jimmy: federal judge this morning overturned tom brady's four-game suspension by the nfl. i have to say i knew it was going to happen. overturned. i mean, is this the face of someone you can stay mad at?

i don't think so. matt damon is reportedly holed up in his bathroom right now with that picture in his lap. and as you can imagine the well-wishes are pouring in. none other than donald trump took time out to tweet. he said, cot graces tom brady on yet another great victory. tom is my friend and a total winner. of course he is. who would be friends with someone who isn't a winner? people who don't win, you know what i call them? losers. that's right. also today donald trump signed a loyalty pledge to the republican party saying that he would endorse for president whoever wins the republican nomination and would not run as a third-party candidate as he has threatened to in the past. and i'll tell you something. when donald trump makes a vow, he keeps it. ask any of his wives, they will tell you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] here was donald trump announcing the pledge at his office today in new york. >> the best way for the. s to win is if i win the nomination and go directly

against whoever they happen to put up. and for that reason, i have signed the pledge. >> jimmy: okay. now can we -- can we get a better look at that pledge? no. put up the picture of it. so we can see. what did he sign that with, a die erase marker? is that a signature or a mountain range at the bottom there? while he was there trump addressed a number of important subjects including that of kanye west. >> kanye west, you know what, i'll never say bad about him. you know why? because he loves trump. he loves trump. he goes around saying, trump is my all-time hero. he says to it everybody. so kanye west, i love him. now maybe in a few years i'll have to run against him, i don't know, so i'll take that back. >> jimmy: he's so presidential, you know? that's the thing. it's going to be an incredible four years. it really is. meanwhile, our current president, barack obama, was in alaska yesterday where he did

one of those things presidents have to do. he joined in for some traditional eskimo dancing at a local middle school. >> jimmy: nobody wins in a situation like that. see, i think it would be better if they added music. >> jimmy: you see what i'm saying? they threw their hands up in the air. [ cheers and applause ] all right. it is thursday night. which means it's time to bleep and blur the big television moments of the week whether they need it or not.

it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> coming up in the next half hour, video of cat [ bleep ] that you will not believe. wow. >> that's a tease. >> i'm just happy that in 2015, we live in a world where boys can [ bleep ] princesses and girls can [ bleep ] soldiers. >> good morning. a lot of people are scratching their [ bleep ] this morning. >> you know, this is so random. you know who i want to [ bleep ] tonight? my pastor. >> no doubt you love your dog but you might not put your [ bleep ] in its [ bleep ]. >> again, this isn't bragging. i need your [ bleep ]ing votes, do you understand that? do you understand that? >> i guess i'm relieved. it's hard to feel feelings with all these [ bleep ] in my face. >> a city employee is recovering after being [ bleep ]ed by a dog. >> i've been rear-ended by multiple [ bleep ]s. >> i will never go and lick the [ bleep ] of rich people. >> it's never been easier to [ bleep ] a dennist.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. andrew garfields, liz gilles, music from faith no more.

i want to update you on what might turn out to be the most vicious feud of the digital era. i've talked about youtube gaming, the new platform for people who watch video games and watch other people play video games. i suggested watching other people playing video games is a waste of time and this resulted in a hellstorm of anger. i mean, i got literally -- i don't know, probably 10,000 comments. a lot of them like this. this guy said, bungee jump off a cliff with a rope around your neck, you chipmunk --. this person set, get cancer you f'ing cabbage. you filthy gorilla wanker turd nugget. you name it, they wish it on me. obviously this is a passionate group of individuals. but maybe they were right. maybe i did prejudge something i knew nothing about. so i asked some gamers to invite me to experience this thing that they love.

and they did. two very popular youtube gamers, marco plier and mrs. may, agreed to make me at maker studios where they make these videos to teach me the ways of the game watcher. >> hello, how are you? don't be alarmed. listen, i'm armed. >> why are you taking that out -- >> jimmy: i come in peace. how are you doing? i'm jimmy. >> i'm may. >> mark. >> jimmy: mark and may. i don't know if you heard but everybody wants to kill me. >> not everyone. >> jimmy: not everyone? >> no, mostly people want you to understand. and that's the main point of all this. >> jimmy: mostly people want me to get cancer. >> yeah, okay, there was a lot of that. >> jimmy: so i guess really the reason why i'm here is i'm old and i'm out of touch and i don't understand why people would watch other people play video games. i get the playing video games part. it's fun. it's the watching other people play the video games that i don't understand.

>> got that. so these are some of the comments that i've been receiving. this is maybe like a tenth of 1% of them. you smell like poo and i don't like you, i hope you die and stick your head up you bum, you hat fairy guy so go spin in circles. >> sounds like a 9-year-old wrote that, to be honest. >> jimmy: while you're sleeping i'm going to pop a squat over your mouth and let her rip you f'ing ape. i get that jimmy kimmel could be a bit out of touch since he's not familiar with the scene, but why attack it? a user going by the name mrs. may. >> that's you. >> yeah, why attack it? show. >> i laughed. no i laughed at it. i would say i was a little bit insulted because i do understand the work and the effort that people put into doing something like this. >> jimmy: why do you want me to get cancer and aids?

>> i did not say that. that wasn't me. >> jimmy: do you guys ever play old games? pac man and donkey kong jr. and that kind of thing? >> absolutely. play. i did watch people play but it was mostly me standing behind my friend because we're at 7-eleven spending the whole night there the machine. >> yeah. ready equivalent that i would make to it. >> people watching your friends play games. that's why when i do it, i do charity events, i try to outreach, i go to conventions to meet my fans. that makes it special. >> jimmy: then you have sex with these people? >> absolutely not. how dare you, sir. >> jimmy: i didn't know how special it was. okay, what should we do? should we make one? or should we watch people doing it? you guys know what's going on here. >> i don't know if you've heard of the oculus rift. >> jimmy: yes. >> a virtually reality, a console you'd say. >> jimmy: right. >> you put it over your head and it puts you in the game.

games. roller coaster. >> jimmy: we're going to see your parents, who think they're >> here we go. here we go. yeah. aah! oh my god, oh my god! >> jimmy: is your mother having an orgasm? >> i wouldn't know how that would sound. >> jimmy: it sounds like that. it would sound like that. >> ha ha ha! >> ha ha ha! >> jimmy: is your dad a maniac? >> ha ha ha! >> jimmy: he's not even on the coaster yet. >> it's freaking him out. >> [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: he's cursing. >> he's cursing it. >> mother of god! [ bleep ]! ha ha ha! >> jimmy: your dad is going to die. >> ah, ah, ah! ha ha ha!

>> jimmy: i approve of anything that involves screwing with your >> ha ha ha! >> the one thing i can say that gets a lot of people about these things, i love watching other people have fun. i think that's what a lot of people get out of these gaming videos. >> jimmy: i hate other people having fun. really? >> horrible, horrible person. >> jimmy: do you guys know each other? >> no, we met today. >> this is the first time we've met. you're bringing people together. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i'm wondering if you guys -- if you have a relationship. if you're in relationships. do you have a girlfriend? >> not right now. >> i have a boyfriend. >> jimmy: you have a boyfriend? but look at him. he's not bad, right? he's got a million views. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how many views does your boyfriend have? >> he doesn't do youtube or social media. >> jimmy: he's a loser, then. he doesn't do youtube? only a loser would not do youtube. >> i know, right? >> you wanted to look just as good as him. >> jimmy: we did dress the same. >> the secret of success. >> jimmy: i was going to wear

one of these but my arms ar little flabby. should we make a video? what do you call them? >> let's play. >> jimmy: let's play? >> generally what it's called. >> jimmy: this is an apostrophe? >> yes, let us play. >> jimmy: do people use the apostrophe? >> jimmy: good. let's play. look at this. that i made. >> there we go. >> jimmy: how do the people even know that it's me playing this isn't this confusing? >> no, no. the obviously terrible one. we know who that is. then the one who's actually doing good, it's very obvious. >> jimmy: which one is which? who's doing good? >> you're on the left and you're doing so terrible. >> jimmy: oh, swabi scored. >> that's the other team. >> jimmy: rooting for the wrong team. why is my controller vibrating like a sex toy? >> it's ready to go it's really excited about the game. >> jimmy: there's the ball. >> hit the ball. >> not that way! >> jimmy: how do you know which way to go? it's a circle. >> towards the ball. you're not supposed to be flying

>> you're upside down. >> you're so bad. >> jimmy: what do you mean i'm bad? >> you're so bad. >> jimmy: i get nauseated. i don't have the coordination for this kind of thing. >> any normal person would probably be able to -- >> jimmy: do what? i'm driving at myself right now. he scored again! people will have no fun watching this? >> no, it's so bad. >> jimmy: oh, there's the ball. >> oh, they scored again. >> jimmy: why are there cars on the soccer field? this doesn't make any sense. >> now you can focus in. look, the ball, you've got the ball! >> jimmy: i've never been patronized like this in my life. >> i'm impressed, you have gotten better very quickly. >> jimmy: thank you. >> let me take over. i'm going to try to rally the team. >> jimmy: i feel like i'm in the teacups at disneyland. did we win? >> yeah, we won! all right! >> jimmy: you know what? i feel like you had a part of that victory also. >> i know. >> jimmy: well, thank you, guys. i feel like this was educational. and i feel like i might have what it takes to be a, what's the name? a rocket --

>> rocket league. >> jimmy: a rocket league champion, no. >> not at all. >> not even close. >> jimmy: i don't. okay. >> you didn't score a single point. >> jimmy: will you tell the people not to kill me? >> no. >> no. >> jimmy: oh. all right. well, tell them to be gentle when death comes. >> okay, yes. >> jimmy: thanks, guys. >> thank you. >> i think we need a hug. we're all friends here now. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: this is an awkward hug. you know what you guys should do? try being around other humans every once in a while. humans don't hug like this. >> i'm okay. >> jimmy: what is going on with you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to them, they're right here with us. thank you, guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight. music from faith no more, liz gilles is here. be right back with andrew garfield! [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. from "sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll" on fx, liz gillies is with me tonight. a great band from the bay area, their album is "soul invictus," faith no more from the samsung stage. the devil is crying. next week on the program our guests will include emily blunt, josh brolin, mindy kaling, susan sarandon, johnny depp, and spencer stone who's one of the

heroes, the main hero, in fact, who stopped the attack on the train in france. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on top of that we'll have music from rita orr and ricky martin here, living la vida loca tonight. you know him from the social network and spider-man among many films. his new movie is called "99 homes." it opens in theaters september 25th. please welcome andrew garfield! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have to say you really do have beautiful hair. i mean, that is quite a mane you've accumulated there. how long does it take for something to grow it out like

that? >> the hard-hitting questions. >> jimmy: i don't think i could ever grow -- i don't think mine would ever do it. it just wouldn't happen. it would stop at a certain level. >> this is a year from shaved head to this. >> jimmy: oh, wow. is it bothering you? >> yes. very much so, yes. >> jimmy: yeah. because it's hot. you've got all the hair. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: do you condition? >> well. i mean -- i must. yes. >> jimmy: nowadays you have to, don't you? >> that's right. >> jimmy: your accent is very convincing. it almost seems as if -- >> oh, no. thank you so much. that really means a lot. it's been 30 years of work. >> jimmy: i am so impressed. there's so many americans that will 2 do a british accent. not. but your accent in this movie, for instance, is fantastic. >> oh, thanks.

a second guess that you were not from -- i guess you from there >> kind of. i was born in cedar sinai hospital in los angeles. >> jimmy: down the block from here. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. no claps? [ cheers and applause ] >> for the hospital and the great doctors and nurses that work there. >> jimmy: i had a lump removed at that hospital! >> hey, all right! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and then how old were you when you moved to england? >> 3. >> jimmy: and what part of england did you move to? >> the south. south of london. a place called epsom. >> jimmy: like the salt? >> like the salts, yes, exactly. >> jimmy: to soak your feet. >> yes. >> jimmy: how old were you when you started working as an actor? >> i left home when i was 17 and i began kind of trying to live out the life of an actor when i was 17. >> jimmy: how long did it take you to start making -- like did you start making money right away? >> no, it it would awhile, as it does. it's a horrible profession. a stupid decision.

>> jimmy: it really kind of is. you only see the people that made it. you don't see all the rest. >> yeah, it's a lot of broken dreams for everyone. >> jimmy: where did you work while you were trying to get going? >> starbucks was my first job. >> jimmy: starbucks? [ laughter ] i think they think you're kidding. >> no, no, no. and gold is green. in north london. >> jimmy: gold is green? >> gold is green. >> jimmy: okay. >> i think it was one of the first starbucks england received. the coffee house boom was this very american, americana, i had this idealized image of what that would be. it arrived in london and i thought, well, that's the john hughes movie i've been waiting to live within. you know, like the multiple girls reading literature with black-rimmed glasses and i'm going to be the barista that wooed them all, wins them all.

they realize after a period of months that in fact the skinny guy is the guy to go with. >> jimmy: did that work out for you? >> it did not. it's starbucks. >> yeah, it's starbucks. did you write people's names correctly? >> i passed. >> jimmy: you were good at the spelling part? >> yeah, yeah. i went to school. >> jimmy: you did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because here, it almost seems like they do it on purpose, because it's so consistent. i mean, you know, people should know how to spell "jim," for instance. >> that may be something pointed. >> jimmy: it may be. >> when there's misspellings. >> jimmy: maybe it's just me they're doing it to. >> perhaps. i really actually liked it. >> jimmy: you did, enjoyed it? >> i was transferred to another starbucks in hendon. hendon, right? >> jimmy: of course. >> the one in hendon was attached to a sainsbury's shopping center. the equivalent would be ralph's or cvs or something. all day long, it was probably

the first starbucks that was attached to a shopping center. so all day long it was beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. do you get how annoying and awful? >> jimmy: yeah. >> to be surrounded by that? >> jimmy: the beeping sound. >> and no one buying coffee. english people were like, what's coffee? it was the early 2000s. >> jimmy: wow, wow. that's great. talking about john hughes movie, growing up in england, you're aware of that? were you immersed in american movies and television and that sort of thing? >> it was, again this kind of idealization of what this city and what this country was. and yeah, my dad's american. it was a total film freak, fanatic. it was all michael j. fox and early tom hanks and specifically i had a contraband vhs copy, because i was 10 i think, i wasn't allowed to watch it. all my friends at school weren't

allowed to watch it. but my father was cool and recorded "white men can't jump" off the tv. because we had american cable and no one else had it. period of time. and i remember this vhs was just this kind of gold dust. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> then i finally -- so i finally came to l.a. to shoot the first film i ever did in los angeles. and i found myself ambling along the venice beach courts where billy ho, woody harrelson's character in "white men can't jump." >> jimmy: right, right. [ cheers and applause ] >> for those who don't know. kind of wins the -- upsets wesley snipes' character. and i was kind of -- i was down in venice for an audition, one of my first-ever auditions in the los angeles, and i sat as billy was sitting like a goofy white guy waiting to be called into the game, praying he was going to be called into the game. his secret was he was a great basketball player. >> jimmy: yeah.

>> and i found myself kind of live this will dream out. and i eventually was called in. me? you want me in there? i kind of strutted out onto the court. the only english white person there. and i played one game. and i was really terrible. like really. i'd be like -- more nervous than i am now, shaking head to toe. >> jimmy: really, sure, yeah. >> because it was all self-inflicked. >> jimmy: you had no business being on a basketball court. >> absolutely not. and i ended up getting so exhausted after the first game. they were kind of upset with me but they invited me for the second game. and i was like, i'm good. i have an audition to go to. whatever. and i kind of like sauntered around the corner and vomited. >> oh, great, that's nice. >> just because of the lack of glycogen and the shame. >> jimmy: it's a hard lesson when you realize life isn't a movie, it really is. >> i still haven't quite learned that.

>> jimmy: i loved your movie. i think it's an excellent movie. >> oh, good. >> jimmy: this movie, you play -- tell me if i'm ruining it, stop me. you play a guy whose home is re repossessed. then you go to work for the guy who repossessed your home. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have to go around and repossess other people's homes. did i ruin anything? >> no, no, no. i think -- you didn't ruin anything. but you kind of gave some stuff. >> jimmy: yeah, right, right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in fairness, i'm going to say, i haven't seen "white men can't jump" and you ruined that for me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i believe we have a clip. move they is called "99 homes." >> i'm very sorry to tell you this home has been foreclosed on and officially transferred to the bank. i'm going to need you to please vacate the premises. >> i understand what you're saying. we've been getting our eviction notices. i was in court yesterday.

and the judge informed me that i got 30 days to file for an appeal. and that's what i intend to do. >> if you'd posted bond and you have an emergency stay signed by the judge you're welcome to -- >> you guys didn't get any rescheduling of the -- >> what i received is a court order signed by a judge. it says you for vacate these premises today. >> we were scheduled -- >> this home is owned by the bank. >> jimmy: that is "99 homes" in theaters september 25th. that's a really good movie. michael shannon and laura concern are great in it too. michael shannon, is he scary in real life? >> i don't know what you're talking about. no, no, no. he's a consummate actor and a powerful presence. >> jimmy: we'll take that as a yes. that is andrew garfield, everybody. be right back with liz gillies! [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back. music from faith no more is coming up. our next guest's career arc has taken her from costarring with air gran that grande to costaring with denis leary, "sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll" airs thursday nights at 10:00. please welcome lit fill lease! liz gillies! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you were a kid actor as well. >> i was, yeah. >> jimmy: what was your first-ever job? >> my first-ever job? do you know the american girl dolls?

>> jimmy: yes, i do. >> it was a big deal. >> jimmy: it's still a big deal. i collect them. >> you do? i was -- they used to have a show. they don't have it anymore. where we used to play the dolls and kind of act out their backgrounds. i played the british doll. whoever played the british doll had to also play the native american doll. because look at me. so that makes sense. so we used to do that. the kids in the audience would sit there bored waiting for their parents to buy them the doll. >> jimmy: a live show. >> oh, it was live, oh, yeah. >> jimmy: what were the songs? do you remember any of them? >> i do. i remember the opening one. >> jimmy: how did it go? >> it was about a thunderstorm. how it started. kids are scared of thunderstorms. imagine thunder you hear it crack i regret doing this. i'm like, don't sing the song. and it was like -- purple storm clouds you can't turn back it was horrible.

it wasn't horrible, it was fun. [ cheers and applause ] i feel confident enough to sing like that because i'm on a show where i sing rock music so that's not my voice any longer. >> jimmy: it's the perfect show. the show so is perfect for you, were you nervous when you -- i assume you auditioned for the show? >> i did awe decision for the show. it was weird, actually. because they were casting in new york. but i live in l.a. so i had to do an audition tape. i didn't hear anything for a while. and then they called me when i my family was in town visiting my boyfriend for the first time. and i moved in with my boyfriend after two weeks of dating. >> good idea. >> so that's my dad. it always works out when you do that. we're still together so it's good. my parents were in town. i got a call. they're like, hey. we moved you, come test with dennisis leary. oh, wow, that's great. and we're picking out what to eat for dinner. they're like, now. so i had to get on a plane that night. and i was like, hey, hope you guys have the best time. >> jimmy: how long had your

boyfriend known your parents? >> this was the first thing. so i literally left my parents with my boyfriend anded this their own private vacation without me to get acquainted. >> jimmy: oh. i think that's a terrible thing to do. >> well, i said when i got to the audition, i said to denis, i want you to know i left my boyfriend and family together for the first time so you'd better cast me. >> jimmy: right, no kidding. >> he said, are you f'ing kidding me, why did you do that to the poor guy? >> jimmy: i assume it went okay if you're still together? >> it was fine. they came back out again. yeah. >> jimmy: sounds like maybe it didn't go all right? >> what? >> jimmy: you moved to new york to go the show? >> yeah. jersey, actually. i'm from new jersey. where in new jersey? malibu? >> jimmy: malibu is in california. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have a lot of drunk people in our audience, be careful. >> i have that vibe. when you're at a bar too late, i get that nervous but fun energy from you guys.

everyone's had a drink. >> jimmy: don't engage them, they'll all be here in the chair with you. >> come sit on my lap! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very, very dangerous. >> yeah, we reached out to brooklyn. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> and so i made a silly mistake, though. because i could either move to the city, which is the smart thing to do because i'm filming for three months, or commute. i used to commute when i was on broadway. listen, i haven't seen my family, i live over the bridge, i'll commute. >> jimmy: from new jersey? >> yes. my parents are, don't get a driver, we'll drive you. >> jimmy: great. what? to work every day? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what are you, 12? >> that's what denis when my dad showed up like it was soccer practice drop-off. yeah. i went and it was fun in the beginning. like, oh, my dad, i haven't seen you in a while, so much fun. then the holidays rolled around.

every day was a hellish ride to thanksgiving to visit the family. i wanted that par edition that limo drivers have. and i felt guilty. at the end i started taking ubers. but it was madness. it was an hour-plus. >> jimmy: that's a lot of time with the parents. >> i have the best parents in the world for doing that. >> jimmy: that is nice. >> who would ever offer that up? >> jimmy: my parents would drive me. my parents would pay me whatever rate i would pay the uber to drive me to work every day. but, you know. that's part of it. you do a great job on the show. the show is great. tell denis leary i said hello. "sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll." loaded with ampersands. it airs thursday nights at 10:00 on fx. liz gillies, everybody. be right back with faith no [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is

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andrew garfield, liz gillies and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first this is their album "sol invictus," here with the song "sunny side up," faith no more. [ cheers and applause ] i'll be your leprechaun shamrock, a lucky charm whoa, hey tap dancing all alone and it's ok dip into the sugar bowl whoa, yeah sunny side up sunny side up such a lovely way to start the day sunny side up sunny side up not the only way

to fry an egg sunny side up sunny side up i am just a grain of sand on your beach with all of my heart all of my heart a drop of rain through your hands rainbows will bend for me curving honey bees will sting

for me stinging, stinging sunny side up sunny side up sunny side up such a lovely way to start the day sunny side up sunny side up dance the night away like fred astaire come on ride my wave ride it all the way sunny side up, sunny side up sunny side up, sunny side up sunny side up, sunny side up till the ocean ends and i'll see you there sunny side up, sunny side up sunny side up, sunny side up sunny side up, sunny side up

[ cheers and applause ] hey ah, separate the anxiety hey, separate the anxiety hey, hey, hey ah separate the anxiety, hey, you know it's mine hey love come back like it was before hearts creaking the hinges on

the door vines creeping ah, separate the anxiety, hey, separate the anxiety hey, separate the anxiety, hey, you know it's mine hey, separate the anxiety, hey, you know it's mine say, when your mind has a mind of its own please take mine don't leave me alone capture me separation anxiety, hey separation anxiety, hey

separation anxiety, hey you know it's mine i can't let you go cuz you're a part of me not apart from me yeah, it's a letter signed by me well, that's good enough for me how can i separate from this anxiety hey separation anxiety, hey ah separation anxiety, hey separation anxiety, hey hey ah separation anxiety, hey separation anxiety, hey hey