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>> jimmy: very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i'm glad that you're here. we have a lot to cover tonight. we have so much ground to cover. not the least of which is the republican candidate debate last night on cnn. did you watch this debate? well, a lot of people did. 23 million viewers tuned in last nate. making it the biggest audience in the history of cnn. even bigger than the televised wedding of larry king and anna nicole smith. remember that? i shed many a tear that evening. if you're not one of the people who watched it last night, here is just a taste what was you missed. i feel like -- hold on a second.

i think you played the wrong clip. that was the fight from japanese parliament this morning. just when we think we're really crazy, we see something like that happening in japan. i tell you what, it pursuants things in perspective. as far as the debate goes i'll try to sum it up for you best i can. there was a weird mix of subjects. some of the questions were about world issues like the nuclear deal with iran. there were other things like donald trump says you have an ugly face what do you think of that? at the end night, though, probably the biggest question of all the questions was, who the hell is this guy? pretty sure that's my dentist. the debate was held at the reagan library in simi valley. i'll tell you something, for a group of guys who don't believe in gay rights they didn't have a problem giving ronnie reagan a three-hour reach-around last night, that's for sure. [ cheers and applause ]

night, jeb bush admitted he smoked pot 40 years ago. and ben carson was like, dude, i'm high right now. [ laughter ] why do you think i speak so slowly? jeb bush, every time it went to donald trump, jeb bush got this polite but disgusted look on his face. the same look a librarian would give you if you returned a book with a slice of cheese in the middle. the most awkward part of the debate was at the end when i thought -- the most awkward part was when donald trump handed ted cruz his valet ticket and told him to get his car. you didn't see that? it was terrible, i don't believe this guy. they covered all the major issues, foreign policy, immigration, even secret service code names. when you become president, they ask you -- you choose a secret service code name. i thought the secret service gave it to you. jake tapper asked rand paul what his secret service code name

would be, and rand paul said it would be "justice never sleeps." that's not a secret -- that's the user name for psychotic youtube comments. you know, donald trump always says jeb bush is low energy. so this is what jeb bush said service code name would be. >> everready. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> mr. trump? >> humble. [ laughter ] >> that's a good one. jebby. see how proud he was when he gave that hard low five? like when the bully and the dweeb in an '80s movie realize all. by the way that wasn't even the most awkward handshake last night.

the most awkward handshake came courtesy of donald trump and dr. ben carson. >> when the issue occurred in 2003, i suggested to president bush that he not go to war. okay? i just want that on the record. >> jimmy: isn't that nice? like ebbony and orangey. let's see that again. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: starts a as a high five, then dr. carson comes in low. it's like, well. then it turns into a tug of war. that wasn't slow motion by the way. that's the speed at which ben carson actually moves. he is so low. he is much more low energy than jeb bush is. ben carson, he did not make a particularly strong impression last night. ben carson, to me, comes off like a guy who grabbed the wrong drink at bill cosby's house. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: his performance last night did inspire a new product

that if it sells as well as i think it will could possibly make him wealthier than donald trump. >> do you suffer from sleepless nights? is it just impossible to get to sleep at night? then it might be time to try the new method that is scientifically proven to help you get sleep. lullaby ben. lullaby ben uses actual sound from republican presidential candidate ben carson. to help you go to sleep after a long day. >> typically, politicians do things that are politically expedient. and they are looking for whatever their particular goal is. >> let the dulcet tones of ben carson send you to sleep and keep you there. >> i talked about the success. incredible success. in and the department of justice said, no, we don't want to do that, that's too successful. >> before lullaby ben, i was up all night. >> there is no question that a

lot of these problems that we have been talking about in terms of the international situation is because we are weak. it's because our navy is so small. it's because our air force is incapable of -- >> zzz. wla, huh? order now and get the donald trump alarm clock free. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: donald trump went into this debate as the front-runner. and according to donald trump, emerged as the winner. he tweeted today, every poll done on debate last night from drudge to "time" magazine had me winning in a landslide. it's true. all the polls i saw did have him winning dat bail last nate. this is interesting, the odds of donald trump getting the nomination went down significantly. he was at 20% before the debate. according to the cnn political prediction market, slipped down to 12% after it. however, the odds of him winning

next season's "last comic standing" went way up. [ laughter ] krts [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there was a lot of talk last night about corner policy and upon foreigners and illegal immigration and building walls. but we don't -- you know what, we don't build walls. we build bridges. and we build bears across the street at build a bear. that said it's time to play "foreigner or not." please join me at the wall of america. the people have brought us this beautiful wall. we are in the heart of hollywood. people from all over the world gather here to buy statuettes. that is cousin sal. >> sal: what's happening? >> jimmy: you know how this work works, i will grab a pedestrian, i don't know where this person's going to be pro, i don't know anything about them. each pedestrian has been instructed not to speak so that their accent doesn't give them away. but my job will be to try to figure out whether the person is a foreigner or not. let's meet our first contestant. >> sal: bring him in.

>> jimmy: bring him or her in. okay, all right. well, this is very interesting. okay. boy. all right, okay, just nod yes or no, you going to be watching the nfl games this weekend? okay, we know he speaks english. so that's one step -- you know, his body seems to be mostly shaved. >> sal: actually it's a really hairy chest. >> jimmy: can i see more of this guy? let's see, the shoes are oftentimes -- oh, wait. wait a minute, those could be american shoes. i am going to say -- not. i am going to say -- not a foreigner. >> sal: not a foreigner? let's see it. >> jimmy: yes, an american! i knew it. they try to trick me. where are you from? >> the bronx. >> jimmy: the bronx, yeah, that's definitely america. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you here on vacation? >> sort of, yeah. my sister lives here, i'm visiting.

so you're not really here on vacation? >> i guess. not really. srvenlt . >> sal: he's from the brog, he's got something to hide. >> jimmy: do you wear that tank top at home in the bronx or is that special for sinus. >> i wear it at home. >> jimmy: the bronx has really changed since i lived back there. all right, thank you very much, sal. please give him a delicious american apple pie. thanks so much. let's bring in our next foreigner or not. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, hello, there. ah, she knows not to answer. she does speak english, we know that. based on the outfit, i can't tell much. let's see if we can look down, again, the shoes often an indicator of whether -- oh, yeah. well, those are also vacation shoes. so it is a little bit hard. can i see that watch? just give me a shot of that watch. i guess most watches are foreign. yeah, that looks pretty foreign. i am going to say -- foreigner.

>> sal: let's see. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm from the uk, from england. >> jimmy: from the uk, are you enjoying yourself? >> yeah, having a fab time. >> jimmy: there's a lady taking a picture behind you, smile and say hi. there she goes, all right. all right, thank you very much. cousin sal has a gift for you. it's an american apple pie. enjoy that. our love to the queen. and one more. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness. all right. >> sal: guy's pissed. >> jimmy: a-? as in get a life? american brand shoes. his legs look american. his shirt does not seem american. but i don't really know what with all the fashions nowadays. >> sal: there's filthy images. >> jimmy: really? we know he speaks english

that. i am going to say -- because i think if you're an american you're maybe a little bit past the age of wearing that shirt. i am going to say foreigner. >> sal: let's see it. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: beautiful. welcome. where are you from? >> melbourne, australia. >> jimmy: from first of all, welcome, you're on vacation? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: did you bring that flag with you or did we provide that. >> you provided the flag. >> jimmy: enjoy that and a delicious american apple pie. i am so good at this, this is unbelievable, i feel like donald trump right now! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to our foreigners. we're going to take a break. when we come back, kanye west had a surprise fashion show in new york that made people mad. and we're going to have members of this studio audience model some of the latest designs from new york fashion week so stick around, we'll be right back!

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like choreographer for "hunger games: the musical." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he got an amazing deal on beige fabric. i love it. i've always wanted to dress like a recently deceased tuberculosis patient. now i kan-ye. here's one more. i'm no expert but aren't those spanx? those are spanx, right? so that was kanye's fashion show. get it all out of your system now because when you're president you're not going to have time for this sort of thing. there were really insane outfits at fashion week this year. they put these clothes on professional models but i always wonder if a regular person would ever wear any of this stuff. tonight our wardrobe tent worked very hard to duplicate real outfits from very high-end designers. . tonight we're going to have them modeled by members of our studio audience. it's time for "studio audience fashion week."

first russ from irvine, california. this is what russ looked like when he arrived here today. russ was in line. and here's what we're putting him in. it's a design by koziburo. russ, come out and show us your koziburo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: russ! russ, what do you do for a living? >> i'm a university professor. >> jimmy: oh, no. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, not anymore. thank you, russ. that was rules. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: next up, jennifer from north carolina. this is how jennifer looked when she was outside waiting to come in here today.

outfit, this is a real outfit, by nicholas kay. it doubles as a tent if you're a camp ever camper. here she is. come on out. let's see. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not an original. that is what the jawas wore in "star wars." thank you very much. it looks terrific. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: next nicole from dallas, texas. here's nicole before. here's a design by david ferreira. nicole, show us your ferreira. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we saved the best for last. here is what our next model looked like before. and here's what we're putting

him in. and here is our model now in moses chang. please welcome guillermo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know what? i think i was wrong. lose the sport jacket because that is you, guillermo. all right. one more thing. it's thursday night which means it is time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not, "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> you ar surrogate for donald trump, you do support him. he recently [ bleep ] carly fiorina's face. >> the front page of "the philadelphia daily news." there's the deadline. [ bleep ] in the butt. >> football is back and america is [ bleep ]ed up. >> did mr. trump go too far in [ bleep ]ing your wife this. >> he did.

>> more about the massachusetts state police sergeant who accidentally [ bleep ]ed himself earlier today. >> today is national cream filled [ bleep ] day. >> the first show you've got to [ bleep ] off. that's not cool. >> i was [ bleep ]ing my own [ bleep ]. when i fly here i [ bleep ] my own [ bleep ]. >> miss florida! >> the third thing we don't know about you? >> i [ bleep ] when i was little. >> are you presently still being [ bleep ]ed? >> i've had a few [ bleep ]. >> these people have [ bleep ]ed you in vehicles? >> yes. >> unlike mrs. [ bleep ] i know that [ bleep ] is an activity, not an accomplishment. >> i'm a good [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> oh! >> barney? what are we [ bleep ]ing today? >> you're [ bleep ]ing faces. >> jimmy: still to come, music

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superstar russell westbrook is here. then later on - his album is called at long last a$ap." a$ap rocky with school boy q from the samsung outdoor stage. next week, we've assembled a strong group of guests - including kerry washington, don johnson, the great and powerful shonda rhimes, lea michele, bill o'reilly, dave salmoni is bringing wild animals, kermit the frog and miss piggy will be here. and we will have music from robin thicke, travis scott, jill scott and the great james taylor will be here. our first guest is a very funny man whom you know from many funny films and shows of the television variety, his new animated movie "hotel transylvania 2" opens in theaters a week from tomorrow. please welcome david spade.

>> jimmy: very good to see you. how have you been? what's going on with you? what are you up to? >> my hair is a little darker. >> jimmy: it is a little bit darker. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i was thinking something seemed different. sorry i didn't notice, i'm so rude. >> it's for a movie i'm -- watching. no, i -- i just darkened, i do know. >> jimmy: did you do it yourself? >> i just -- i just wanted to shake it up. no. i did it for a movie. no. i did a gig last night. >> jimmy: where were you? >> san fran. >> jimmy: ah. >> did a corporate gig. when you go those, they go, hey. they give you specific things to talk about. you know? >> jimmy: oh. >> they go, hey, the vp over here? he's got three balls and beats his wife.

i go, is that funny? it was hysterical. they feed you lame stuff. hey, roger over there? he's got a bunch of combs on his desk. always with the combs! do something, something, run with that. you always do it and it always clanks. 8,000 people and no one knows who roger is. >> jimmy: there's nothing by his desk. >> right. >> jimmy: have you had fun? >> a fun summer. i've been doing a lot. i watch reality shows. >> jimmy: that's what you did this summer? >> that's not everything. >> jimmy: okay. >> i'll start with that. i work on one called "fameless." it's a prank show. i had to watch more shows. went back to "16 and pregnant." old school. the basics. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i love it. >> jimmy: the classics. it really is. >> they go, the chick is always more responsible than the guy. i mean, they are 16. >> jimmy: right. >> but she's always -- we've got to do this!

the guy's got his hat like -- always crooked. i want to be a dad, i'm ready for this, let's do this! i'm grown up now! i'm not just going to lay around, smoke weed all day! she's like, oh my god, really? he's like, yeah, i want to be a dealer! laugh [ laughter ] i want to be a businessman, i have responsibility! she's like, that's so sweet. they break up. when they get back together for the millionth time, he goes, i'm ready for this! i'm ready to be a dad! for real real. i want to wear my hat straight, get everything together. she goes, okay. then beep, beep. his friends are like, hey, we're going to this rave for four days. but monday, dad, dad, dad. everything. you got me all day. do you still have that molly? she's like, we were supposed to do that together! he's like, always ragging on me! that's the whole show over and

over and over. no i was in puerto rico. i did a movie with sandler "the do-over." that will be on netflix. we had a great time. i don't know. >> jimmy: he didn't mean that as a joke. >> no, it's on netflix. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: adam sandler has a deal on netflix. >> me and adam -- i don't know how that sounded. >> jimmy: people are having a hard time taking you seriously with your legs crossed. >> i know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's probably what it is. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: all those combs all husband. it's embarrassing. air. like they're not hitting the >> jimmy: i know, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: adam sandler is a brilliant man. >> genius. >> jimmy: one of them in in vacation spots. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so simultaneously -- >> this was great. a buddy comedy, it's great.

we went to savannah, never been. we went to puerto rico. i don't travel well. i make it like home. i go to chili's and outback. i find something that refineds me of it. i went to outback. >> jimmy: where? >> i'm not bragging. i think that one was -- savannah. >> jimmy: okay. >> i go in. and the lady goes, hm. 6:00. so we just got off work. reservation? i go, relax, outback. i mean, it's 6:00. everything's fine. look over and see the crickets. i go, yeah. what's it under? spade. she goes, hm. david spade? i go, yeah. she goes, hm, okay. i go, what's so bad? she goes, i was hoping it was a famous david spade. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> i didn't even get it. i go -- i look so crummy on tv,

is this possible? so i go -- and the other host is like, oh-oh, no you didn't! she got what was going on. so i go, rrr! i sit down. sometimes you go to these you get overhelped. like they help you too much. and it's nice, but like -- everyone like -- the bus boy. level. the by boy, you need more bread? joe dirt gets whatever he wants. bread' free bread's free but thank you. then a nice steakhouse, maestro's or something. you get a million vps come over. hey, i'm the vp of the quatof the quadrant here, assistant brunch manager, whatever. you need anything, come to me. i always need something. i'm like, got any wine? they're like, what?

they grab a waitress. then they go -- first of all they don't want you too need anything, they just want to puff up, read their resume. he goes, no, we don't. no, this is a nice steak. we don't have a-1 here. and i go, so somebody goes and gets it or what? what? no. then they go, hey, for are you. because i'm so white trash. for your salad i've got a housevinaigrette. i go, french? no. that should be my book. "a-1 and ranch." i like it. >> jimmy: segue into the commercial. let's do it. >> jimmy: when we do we'll see a clip from your new film. >> "hotel transylvania."

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>> jimmy: that is david spade in "hotel transylvania 2." it opens on september 25th. you play the invisible man? >> i'm the invisible man again. >> jimmy: what do you mean? well, from the first movie, right. i thought you were saying again as in your life you've been the invisible man. >> no, i drew -- this character i had to go back and pull from being in high school and not being famous. and feeling invisible. >> jimmy: yeah, right, yeah. by the way, you posted some pictures of a young david spade that i'm skeptical this is >> it is. >> jimmy: look at you. >> 31? no, that was when i was 15. arizona. >> jimmy: you'd find an empty pool? >> classic throwback thursday. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and another one. >> that was christmas. we got boards for christmas. we ran out.

is harder. because the transition is -- >> jimmy: is it. i didn't know this about you. i had no idea. >> i used to be cool a long time ago. shot. [ cheers and applause ] >> you see the edge on the right. that was in scottsdale. on the indian reservation they had 22-foot desert pipes. we'd break in and skate up. 11 feet is vertical. when you go up, we'd have stickers in our hand, you try to put them as high as you can before you come back down, see who could get the highest. of course i shot out the side of it and went poof! then you saw a puff of clouds. my brother's like, you okay? he said he just heard, meeeeee! he goes, are you crying? yes! he goes, are you hurt? i was scared! i fell leave11 feet! >> jimmy: what were youing to? >> that was am hawaii. that's recent. >> jimmy: are you falling or is

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. still to come, muse trick a$ap rocky with schoolboy q. last season our next guest led the nba in both scoring and post-game outfits. you can see him now on the cover of "nba live 16" which is available september 29th. from the oklahoma city thunder, please welcome, russell westbrook. [ cheers and applause ]

know this, the band played a little taylor swift, who i understand is one of your favorites. >> the best. >> jimmy: you really love taylor swift? >> i do. her music is so catchy. like every song is very, very catchy for me. >> jimmy: after a bad game will you play "shake it off"? >> i'll play it before. i prepare myself for wins or losses regardless of what happens. >> jimmy: what are your rituals before the game? do you have any? >> i have to take a nap. [ laughter ] >> i have to calm myself. you guys don't know, i'm pretty active. >> jimmy: how long a nap? >> hour. any longer than that, i'm sluggish. got to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. >> jimmy: really? what kind of peanut butter? >> skippy. i have -- the bread has to be toasted. >> jimmy: okay. you're a gourmet. >> wheat bread. >> jimmy: wheat bread, what kind of jelly? >> strawberry. >> jimmy: jelly, not jam? >> i like jelly. >> jimmy: strawberry. has to be cut in half. >> okay.

little butter on the bread as well. >> jimmy: on the outside or in? >> both. >> jimmy: oh, wow. you really know how to live. >> yeah. and then after that i'm pretty set for the game. i call my parents and everybody else i need to call before the game and that's about it. >> jimmy: you call your parents before the game? >> i do. >> jimmy: your parents are here with you tonight. >> somewhere around here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mom and dad. now, i know you have your own clothing line and you've got this big deal going. i don't know what you're wearing right now but it's very fashionable. >> today i woke up and i was like, i felt like being '90s-ish. you're wearing. that's what i went with. >> jimmy: ll would wear it without the shirt, you threw a shirt in customized it. >> jimmy: do you work on designing this stuff? >> it depends. sometimes i like the design, match. depends how i'm feeling.

>> good luck at kanyewestbrook. >> that's not the first time i've heard that. that's not a bad compliment. >> jimmy: you have a new coach? >> i do. >> jimmy: have you excited? >> very excited. our team is great. >> jimmy: does the team come to you and say, we're thinking about hiring this guy, what do you think? >> yeah, sometimes. it depends. i think coach donvan is a good guy. hopefully we can put things together and win the championship. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you've got kevin durant, russell westbrook. when you're -- well, you tied michael jordan's record for triple-doubles, four in a row. that hadn't happened for 25 years. so it was -- >> yeah, something like that. >> jimmy: four games in a row you put up a triple-double. are you first of all conscious of that record? when you get to like number three? are you thinking about tying him at number four? >> once i got to three, people -- media and everybody got into it. >> jimmy: i see. >> i try to stay away from it but it's very hard. >> jimmy: i feel that michael is aware. >> that i don't know. >> jimmy: i think if he was aware you would know. >> yeah, if he was more aware he probably wouldn't send me my

game sheet for that night. >> jimmy: yeah, right, yeah. are you thinking about that? like, i'd like to get number five, i'd like to beat michael jordan? >> that's -- in order to beat one of the best players in the game is truly an honor. but i came up a little short. it was okay. >> jimmy: that's okay, it still works out pretty well. and as far as -- who's your favorite player of all-time? >> magic johnson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you grew up here in los angeles? do you remember the first time you met magic? >> i met magic johnson i think -- a little bit after the draft. didn't say much. kept it nice and short. >> jimmy: you did tell him what he meant to you? >> no, i didn't get that deep. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i kept it nice and short. i try to be the cool guy. >> right, yeah. sometimes that doesn't pay off in a way. magic is gregarious. i think magic appreciates enthusiasm. circle back to that one. >> i'm going to try to come back down. >> jimmy: those glasses, are they prescription or clear?

>> they're clear. i can see everybody. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i guess we are all clear. we're clear. you probably have driving over here? >> yeah, for sure. >> jimmy: life is good in general? >> life is great. summer's been good. been traveling. >> where'd you go? >> i went to paris are i was in milan. >> jimmy: they have a great outback steak house there. [ laughter ] >> i didn't eat steak over there. >> jimmy: strictly peanut butter and jelly. >> something like that. >> jimmy: i'd love to get your recipe. i'd love to sit down and make that. next time you're here -- >> it takes a lot of time. 30 minutes. >> 30 minutes to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? >> it takes time. >> jimmy: you must be an incredible lover. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a man to spend that kind of time. there you go. this nba live thing, when you play this, did you play as yourself? >> of course. >> jimmy: you continue play as other guys? >> no, why, when our team is the

>> jimmy: i would do the same. russell westbrook. "nba live 16" available september 29th and the thunder season opener against the san antonio spurs october 28th on espn. we'll be right back with music from a$ap rocky and schoolboy q. [ cheers and applause ]

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank david spade, russell westbrook and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, his album is called "at long last - a$ap" - here with the song "electric body" with some help from schoolboy q, a$ap rocky. yeah yeah yeah

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