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. announcer: now, new york's number one news, channel seven, eyewitness. a noise complaint spirals out of control end ands in an arrest and claims of police brutality. >> a man in the bronx says cops boat him inside a back room at a -- beat him inside at back room at a precinct, now he's left with permanent injuries and he wants the city to 53 pay. >> our eyewitness reporter has >> reporter: how much force is excessive force? that is the question in the indicates of a man who was
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police officers have the right, even the duty at times to force a suspect to comply, but did they go too far? >> as a medal mesh from here to here, there's four screws that are bolted in. >> reporter: he may have double vision for the rest of his life. his left eye socket shattered after he says he was beaten in handcuffs in the 47th precinct station house. heart says it began when several police officers arrive at his home and confiscate speakers from his backyard barbecue an after alleged noise complaint. when his wife protests she's arrested. when heart protests, he's arrested. at the precinct, heart is asked to remove his jewelry, but refuses to remove earrings, a small necklace and a wedding band. as you can hear from one of the recordings. >> "the chain is not coming off." >> for a few moments heart says
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to remove the jewelry by force. >> my wife's ring. >> but we've got to take your jewelry. no, no. >> at some point, i give in, here, i'll take it off. they just wouldn't allow it. by this point they just hitting me and taking it off. they didn't want to hear that. >> fact one of the officers is heard saying, it's too late for that. >> come on, i'll take it off for you. >> you had your chance, man. >> heart says that's when he was beaten, vindictively. he and his attorney filed a federal civil rights lawsuit. >> the officers used too much force in a person who was going to be compliant and who was trying to be complainant with their strategy. >> the officers charged heart with assaulting them, found not guilty and charges were dropped. >> i take off my bractlet, a take off my shoes now my wife's wedding ring. that hurt my feelings. >> reporter: heart needed two
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shattered eye socket. his lawsuit challenges not only the alleged beating, but the legality of the arrest itself. tonight a spokesman for the department refused comment on the case. live tonight in the bronx, channel 7 eyewitness. >> thank you, n.j.. a developing story, a three alarm fire in newark, the flames spread to three residential buildings on runnion street. one brave passerby pulled a man out of one of the burns homes. >> when i was pulling him out of the kitchen, he said, no, my wife, but your wife was already downstairs. she's the one that told me that you were upstairs. i dragged and put him over my shoulder and brought him down stairs and dragged him out of the house. >> amazingly, no injuries reported mainly because of that man's heroic actions. the cause of that fire is under investigation. new jersey state police say they found the driver who hit and killed an off duty nypd officer on the new jersey turnpike.
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and got out of his car after he was involved in an accident in elizabeth. another drive then hit harrison and took off. police later found that driver but prosecutors have not yet filed any charges. harrison worked in the 100th precinct in queens. the suspects in a subway station, a victim says two men approached him on the southbound platform 3, saturday night, one of them shot him. it's unclear why and police are investigating. it is the hottest show on broadway. tonight a ticket scam involving hamilton busted. the suspects in custody thanks to one of their victims, and after she lost hundreds of dollars on fake tickets, she set up her own sting to make sure no one else became a victim. eyewitness reporter lucy yang shows us how she did it. >> i'm past patiently waiting, every expectation.
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>> reporter: all she wanted was to see the hot musical hamilton, expect $350 later -- except $350 later. >> daniel is a special education teacher with compassion for autistic children. two weeks ago she found tickets on craigslist for hamilton. she gave the seller $350 in cash, face value for his two tickets. >> he was very nice. he shook my hand, looked me in the eye. >> reporter: the tickets were a splurge for her and her boyfriend, expect the tickets they were printed on. they were frauds. >> whoever is doing this to me is doing it to other people. i'm going up there and having >> reporter: frustrated and angry, daniel and her boyfriend set up a sting to buy more hamilton tickets from the same man, then they went to the 33rd precinct, and sent one of their own to the rendezvous point.
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suspect was busted, all for this victim who refused take her loss in silence. >> if we can get them off the streets and stop frauding people that would be amazing. >> reporter: daniel is amazing these not the only victim out there. she's encouraging anyone else who may have bought bogus authorities. eyewitness. and following separate hit-and-run accidents across new york city, a hit-and-run driver seriously hurt a pedestrian at 3:30 this morning in s oho, and pedestrians were killed in south ozone park, queens, and park slope brooklyn and the morning's first deadly incident happened around 1:30 in the tremont section of the bronx. 63-year-old jose contreras left
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8th birthday when a black suv struck him -- 80 th birthday, and doctors pronounced him dead at the hospital after being struck by the black suv. did this. just face -- love to know who did this. just face it. >> he was a custodian who was about to retire. and super tuesday, involving donald trump and the klu klux klan, the republican presidential candidate faces scrutiny about his handling of an endorsement by white supremacist and former candidate david duke. >> i don't know anything about david duke, okay. i don't know anything about what you're even talking about with white supremacy or supremacists. did he endorse me? >> they're criticizing donald trump for claiming not to know
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>> he didn't know who david duke was. >> that's pathetic. >> we cannot be a party that nominates someone who refuses to condemn white supremacists and the klu klux klan. >> reporter: trump meanwhile picked up an endorsement from tuesday state. in the latest poll trump leads in two super tuesday states, georgia and tennessee, while ted texas. for the democrats, hillary clinton leaves bernie sanders in sandra? the best of the best in hollywood have been crowned. you just saw it here. the oscars handed out tonight. spotlight took the top prize winning best picture. but the major theme at tonight's show was the diversity debate in hollywood, and host chris rock let them have it. sandy kinnion was there for it all. we're joined in hollywood. >> reporter: you are so right.
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for that monologue and the atmosphere was electric. about the lack of complaints about the lack of diversity. >> i'm here at the academy awards otherwise known as the white people's choice awards. >> tough talk from chris rock and his jokes came at the expense of some of hollywood's most powerful people. >> hollywood racist after the device over lack of diversity at this year's oscars, the host of the show didn't disappoint. >> if they nominated hosts, i wouldn't even get this job. diversity among this year's smith. she said this was not good he didn't get nominated and not
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for wild, wild west, okay? >> reporter: and it didn't end there. >> what is the oscar controversy about? >> i guess it's about giving blacks a chance to win. >> it may have been a bitter pill for this crowd to swallow, but when it came time to announce the winners, nothing was going to dampen their enthusiasm, and the actress for the danish girl. >> thank you so much for the academy for this incredible recognition. >> among the men, the winner was not the favorite, but mark ryland in bridge of spies. >> thank you. >> as expected, brie larson went from a small room to oscar's big stage. >> thank you to the movie goers, thank you for seeing our films. i appreciate it. >> reporter: the fifth time proved the charm for leonardo dicaprio who went home finally a winner as "the revenant." >> let us not take this planet
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thank you so very much. >> reporter: that left only the top prize, which went to. >> spotlight. >> if there ever was a perfectly calibratedend ensemble, you are it. >> reporter: my number one film for the year was best picture, so i was happy, inside out named best animated film, another one of my favorites. let's face it. this year will likely be remembered not for who won or included. reporting live from hollywood, sandy kinion eyewitness. coming up, the oscar winner spike lee skipped the awards because of the lack of diversity, instead he was court side a madison square garden and we were there with him, and
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where hollywood needs to go from here. a blankets man was featured in a now -- bronx man got love and support from family and friends in the borough. he lives in riverdale, stars in the son of sahl, and gathered at river dale grill house to support the oscar and watch the oscars. we have more online at abc 7 online. there you can find a complete list of winners, the most bizarre moments, and behind the scenes from sandy in hollywood. and stay tuned for a have special jimmy kimmel live after tracy morgan. then tomorrow morning live with kelly and michael, we'll broadcast live from inside the dolby theater with the after oscars show. >> big night. long night. we turn now to the weather. a warm and beautiful sunday, and those mild temperatures will kickoff the work week, meteorologist jeff smith is here
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another animal. it's still not clear what other animal the head belonged to. that passerby called police and authorities are investigating. and he has been one of the most out spoke invoices in the oscar's diversity debate. >> spike lee, who received an honorary oscar last year refused attend this year's ceremony because of a lack of diversity. tonight, thousands of miles away from hollywood, lee still paid tribute to the special night while still calling for change. >> he spoke to carolina lee. she has the story from madison square garden. >> reporter: two time oscar nominee and this oscar recipient spike lee, strolled into madison square garden in a tuxedo and gold one of a kind nike sneakers. the film maker refused let his jordans hit the red carpet in los angeles. instead, resting his feet on the hard wood at tonight's knicks game. >> this is the second year in a
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no, no, no people of color who got a nomination in the acting category, so that's -- i mean, that's why we're not there. >> reporter: spike and his wife, lawyer and film maker tanya lewis lee say they could not in good conscious support the award ceremony. >> there was a lot going on. the oscars, and calling for boycotts. >> he's having a boycott outside the oscars tonight. >> yeah, and i just -- i think we felt we just didn't want to be there suggesting that we feel that everything is okay. >> reporter: the academy of motion picture arts and sciences announced in january it will start historic action to make its membership more inclusive. >> hollywood noticed entertainment industry has noticed. they changed their rules like overnight to get more diversity among women and people of color, so this is something that really can't be ignored.
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need to stop from the top with the decision-makers. >> reporter: they also wanted to wish the very best to all the nominees because they say they know how hard to the make a quality movie. reporting outside madison square garden, carolina lee, channel upon eyewitness. we're in the middle of winter warm up. the rain and some snow are in
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and get back up near 60 degrees. we're heading into a very changeable time of the year as we head into the early part of the month of march, you can believe it's already march? and by the end of the week, we could be talking about some wintery weather returning to the tri-state area. temperatures still 52 even at this time of night. this is after getting up to 60 during the afternoon, a full 15 degrees above average for this time of the year. here's what to expect, a passing probably mid-to-late morning, and then we break out into a little bit more sunshine, temperatures getting back into the upper 50s. there's potential for some loggal heavy downpours wednesday morning -- local heavy downpours wednesday morning. it will be brief. i think it's just a morning event and we clear out in the afternoon. snow still on the board potentially. that storm may move out to sea. a lot to watch in the coming
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47 right now, sussix, and mid-40s on long island and the hudson valley. by 8 a.m., we still have some sunshine, clouds increasing off to the west, showers well off to the north and west, that's why i'm thinking mid-to-late morning these showers move on through with a very weak frontal boundary behind the cold front so to speak, we get temperatures back up into the 50s and this system coming in for leap tuesday night into wednesday morning as a rain maker that's a warm storm track for around here. acuweather forecast, clear to partly cloudy, mild, we're down to 48 mid-down, and 40 in some of the bushes. shower activity still mostly well off to the north and west, 48 degrees. a shower in spots mid-to-late morning and we clear out a little bit breezy, mild, the high getting back up to 59, partly cloudy tomorrow night, back down to about 38. here's your acuweather 7-day forecast. partly sunny, mild on tuesday, becoming breezy in the
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tuesday lasting into wednesday morning, that's one batch of rain, and then mostly cloudy, much cooler on thursday. check out friday. yeah, those for snowflakes here on the board. the big question is, is it a significant storm or does it misus completely off to the south? -- miss us completely to the south? both of those options are on the board and we'll be looking at that during the next several days. 41 by saturday, maybe another shot at some rain or snow by sunday night. that's a long way off.
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. how about some brotherly love for the blue shirts? here's laura. >> embrace a. you have to give it to the rangers. center erik stahl, after sending a prospect in exchange for their captain today. he spent his 12-year career in carolina, the brother of rangers defensemen, mark stahl, and edmonton, no score until the visitors getting on -- until the second. the visitors getting on the board, and they'll make a push in the third after tying it, and
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3 to 1, the oilers get the win. for the knicks february could not end soon enough. new york wrapped up their month tonight with just two wins to their name over these 29 days. the knicks hosted the heat add madison square garden. it was dwyane wade show coast-to-coast through the defense for the layup, 26 points. anthony trying to match him and keep his nicks in it. this three, cut the lead to six, but miami's got johnson, the former net in his heat drew, the jumper, and stoudemire puts back his own miss, 96-81. the knicks 2 and 9 in february. we're still a few days away from spring training games so the mets are make the most of their prep time, bringing in a soon to be hall-of-famer, make piatza, spending the next few
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and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! >> how do you think it went? what did you think of j-law's dress? which white people did you go after, bro? >> chris, over here, did you to us! >> jimmy, jimmy kimmel, what are you doing out here? >> jimmy: my mom got me this camera, i figured i'd get a few shots. >> don't you have the "after the oscars" special tonight? >> jimmy: yeah, but -- did you
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nourishing lotion? yo, chris. did leta rock it tonight? chris, who are you wearing? chris! i didn't find out who you're wearing! i need to know who you're wearing! >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! tonight - ben affleck, tracy morgan, henry cavill, jesse isenberg, j.k. simmons, will arnett, nathan lane, matthew broderick, mike tyson, and less. plus we go live to the governors ball. presented by samsung. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- lights, camera, action - here's jimmy kimmel!
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>> jimmy: thank you. i was not expecting it. thank you. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for staying up. i know it's late for a sunday night but welcome to our 11th annual after the oscars special. the statues have been handed out, the speeches have been spoken, and once again i was not invited to any of the after parties so here we are together. [ cheers and applause ] making the best of it. it was a night of controversy. it was a night of awareness. it was a night of a lot of uncomfortable famous white people trying to make sure they clapped when the cameras were on them. as you know there were no black nominees in the acting categories. tonight's oscar hopefuls were whiter than the line to buy t-shirts at a michael bolton concert. the only way a black or hispanic
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win an oscar was if they let steve harvey announce the winner [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the show went mostly as expected, there weren't a ton of surprises. the biggest surprise was learning there's actually a movie called "the 100 year old man who climbed out the window and disappeared." it was an interesting show. the sound cut out on one of the guys who won best sound design. true. i think the person -- the kid who introduced best short was short. so that was good. and the woman who won best costume design showed up dressed like this. >> this is the second oscar and tenth nomination for jenny bevin. the first oscar in this category -- >> jimmy: she looked like sammy hagar in sturgis. i guess she doesn't take her work home with her.
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brie larson won best actress. [ cheers and applause ] leonardo dicaprio won best actor. leo had been nominated six types. until tonight he never won but everyone kept saying, this is his year. and it was. but you know, the man has had sex with a different victoria's secret model every night of -- every year of his year. from 1991 on has been his year. and it was a special night whether you're a fan of movies, movie stars, or the ryan seacrest men's wear collection. we still have many great moments in store yore rou. ben affleck is here. [ cheers and applause ] superman." he's batman. yesterday was ben's 4-year-old son's birthday party and guess what costume his son made him wear to entertain the kids at that's right. we'll find out how that went. hollywood stuff. one day you're on the red carpet, next day 15 preschoolers are beating you with pinata sticks.
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to the governors ball, the post-oscars party across the street. our man guillermo is there standing by live via our big cisco screen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll get go to him now, guillermo, what's it like, >>. >> yes, there's a lot of the big stars around here. beautiful women too. >> jimmy: why don't you have any of them? >> oh. they at the bar right now. >> jimmy: they're at the bar, all right. see who you can russell up for us and we'll check back in later. how many drinks have you had? >> about 40 shots of tequila. >> jimmy: okay, great. perfect. so he's ready to go. that's actually less than he typically has on a sunday night. thank you, guillermo. we'll check back in with you later at the governors ball. one of the most critically acclaimed movies of the year this year that was not nominated for best picture was "cred," the story of rocky balboa training the son of one of his greatals.
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it would not be a movie without a sequel. the world premiere trailer for the much-anticipated followup to "creed." >> i will have a choice. this is my one shot. i was born to do this. can't nobody stop me! >> you got no business being here. >> the other fighters are fighting for their lives. look at you. eating a hero sandwich. >> it's a hoagie! >> get the hell out of my gym! >> look at this. your first fight with clubber. you got caught with a right uppercut. you're sounding like a dolphin with an itchy blow hole. hee hee! hee hee! hee hee!
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hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! >> how do you know so much about that fight? >> that was my pops. >> junior. >> that's what marty povis told us. i need you to train me. >> train you to do what? >> what do you think i'm talking about, fool, to fight. >> you don't look like a fighter. >> i been fighting my whole life. the people who said i couldn't fight -- >> ha ha ha! >> fighting my demons. >> hey, baby. >> fighting that lady in the wendy's drive-through because dipping sauce. >> quheerls my dipping sauce? >> all i asked for was extra honey mustard! aahhh! >> i'll teach you to fight, kid. let's get some shorts on you because we got work to do. come on. >> all i asked for was extra
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>> come on! come on now! >> oohh! >> one. >> come on, chicken, come over here! >> boxing isn't just about strength and conditioning. it's about heart. brains. >> and fowls and wings! >> over, under, round and through. meet mr. bunny pull it through. you're not focusing. you've got to focus. harder! harder! you've got to kill him! give it to him! what the hell are you doing? whoa, whoa, whoa! hey, hey, no! no! got it? you've got it.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> it's the fight nobody thought would happen. >> this is a fight nobody thought should happen. this is a disgrace to the sport of boxing. but i can't wait to see it. >> this is our last round, you need this one. >> i keep thinking it's gum. >> focus, kid, you need your edge out there! >> rrrow! hey, get me some. honey mustard, you remembered! >> that's right. now go get him. >> that was clubber. >> i know, i know. mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. love you so much. i got hair in my teeth. go get him! >> pop?
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fool! >> how am i doing? >> good. yeah. there will be a sequel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break but it will be worth it, stay there. we have many stars and many surprises on the way. it's our biggest show of the year. our 11th annual "after the oscars" special - we'll be right back after this. [ cheers and applause ] why can't i buy this weird, shaved-meat sandwich with my phone? why can't my battery last long enough to navigate me through these scary woods? ugh. eh, probably fine though. [lightning strike] why can't my phone have enough memory to hold all a hundred and forty-five of my movies, like that one with the action and the martial arts. you seen that one? why can't my phone take high quality low light photos instead of this big, expensive camera? [police siren] why don't you come down from there sir? you got it!
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champagne all over it? how am i 'sposed to show people how rich and carefree i am? why did i have to wait so long in this commercial to do a celebrity sports person cameo? [scoreboard buzzer] why don't i ever get asked to be the spokesperson in the commercial? ha, ha. good question. introducing the only water-resistant, fast, wireless-charging, best camera having, memory expandable, pay almost anywhere, samsung galaxy s7 edge. vr experience ended. man, i would have made a great spokesperson. [sigh]
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guillermo on the wall of america at the governors ball happening across -- look at this, guillermo, you did it! i asked you to get us a big star, you got us a big star, sacha baron cohen, hello! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, america. >> jimmy: hey, you had a pretty quick costume change there, i guess. >> i don't know what you're talking about that wasn't me. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. i forgot. >> the academy would never let somebody like ali g. come out. i went to the toilet, it was done. >> jimmy: is it true that sacha -- you were supposed to present and instead ali g. wound up filling in as a surprise? >> that is true. that is true. i was very displayed because i was getting ready -- nature called. i went into the bathroom. next thing i knew, i had been usurped by ali g. and made a fool of. >> jimmy: ali g. presented by
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coming out instead of you -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm real sorry. >> i'm not aware. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sacha, i apologize, there's some idiots in the back. >> yeah, there's a lot of complete pardon my french [ bleep ] walking around. >> jimmy: yeah, there are people jumping around in the back like -- >> they're just trying to get famous. a lot of people are here upset they didn't win tonight. >> jimmy: you know, this is really a shame that we put so much work into the show and then people just show and up they ruin it like that. >> bad losers. >> jimmy: well, you know -- sacha, you have a movie "the brothers grimsby" coming out. >> that's right, that's right. march 11th. >> jimmy: and again, i apologize for what's going on here, very unprofessional. guillermo, you're the one that should be watching for what's going on.
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>> who is -- >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> dim wit. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. >> stay away, please. >> jimmy: there's no excuse for that. i apologize again. some people are just gross. but thank you very much. >> yeah. >> jimmy: sacha baron cohen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stay away. >> jimmy: thank you so much, guillermo. >> stay away next year. >> jimmy: thank you. keep rounding people up, will you, guillermo? no -- >> hey, jimmy -- >> jimmy: thank you very much. much. [ cheers and applause ] it just really pisses me off, that's all. so back to the movies. this is the reason why we're watching television tonight. is on car night is a night to celebrate great films. if you're at all familiar with the movie "the producers" you know it is one of the best comedies ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the producers" is a classic, won an oscar for mel brooks, record-breaking 12 tony
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broadway musical starring nathan lane and matthew broderick. it's been almost 15 years. now they're back with a diabolical new scheme to unleash their most spectacular disaster yet. >> they were a pair of political consultants on needed a break. >> that's it! we're finished, through, kaput! >> don't say that, max. >> let's face it, bloom, we haven't had a winning campaign in years. >> max, do you realize under the right circumstances it might be possible to make more money from winner? >> what did you say? >> first we find a bad candidate, then we raise money like crazy and promise all the donors ambassadorships to italy or sweden or armenia. then when the public figures out drops out of the race -- >> and we keep all the dough! oh, darling bloom, glorious bloom! you bloody genius you!
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this candidate. he's got to be the worst candidate in history. a real train wreck. schmuck, puttz, gold-plated nincompoop. like that? >> and now a message from the board room. >> people have been asking about my desk and the fact that i have so many papers on my desk. it's actually very neat. but if you look around, i mean, there's a lot of stuff. i've noticed over the years -- people have a lot going on on their desk. >> hand me the phone! the phone! >> my desk is a very important part of me -- >> yes, yes, yes. hello, hello, operator? >> -- that's a good thing -- >> get me the board room. you know which one. innocence thens they had a foolproof plan. >> there's a new horse in the race for the white house. his name, donald j. trump. can he beat the establishment?
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fiscal conservatives? the religious right? or crazy old semi-racist white people? >> they're sure he can win? >> oh, mrs. comisky, donald trump is the very definition of a winner. >> just read the pin. >> oh. >> bless you, mrs. comisky, bless you. thank you. thank you. yes. i keep the checkie, thank you. thank you, mrs. comisky. yes, good-bye, mrs. comisky. here we go. that's a girl. beautiful, beautiful. we're going right out the door. all right, easy now. easy, we don't have time for easy. all right. don't worry, it's only six flights. bye! >> bye. >> thank god for citizens united. >> 22 ambassadors to france so far. >> and 25 million bucks, bloom. i have to tell you, running
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but your idea about building a wall across the mexican border? brilliant. >> not as brilliant as your idea about making the mexicans pay for it. >> he won't last the week! >> oh, look, max, this is it. >> i will build a great, great wall on our southern border and i will have mexico pay for that wall. mark my words. we're in the money we're in the money >> announcer: but they pick the wrong fool. >> good news for donald trump. the whole world has gone stark raving mad for him like these two looney birds, these numb skulls, even in whack a doodle. >> you ready for someone who will let our warriors do their job and go kick isis' ass? >> he's still in the lead, max. >> how could this happen? >> well, i hear he's a proven businessman who knows how to get
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mexicans. >> i can't believe this it's not possible. >> where did we go right? >> i don't know. >> wait a minute. wait a minute -- did he question john mccain's war heroism? >> yes. >> did he say we should kick out 11 million immigrants? >> yes. >> did he propose banning all 1 billion muslims from entering the u.s.? >> si! >> did he say heidi klum was no longer a 10? >> yes, yes! >> nothing is working, max, nothing. >> oh, no! no! >> announcer: just in time for the election, it's a story that starts off funny and then gets really, really depressing. [ cheers and applause ] we needed a chump to put on the stump a frumpy grumpy named donald j. trump he's building a wall a
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don't worry cause the mexicans will pay for it all >> announcer: from the producers of "the producers" comes a movie that will make america great again. nathan lane, matthew broderick, and cloris leachman star in -- you've been trumped >> maybe he won't be such a bad president. >> bing bing bong bong bing bing bong bong. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a lot to come including we have tonight on the show never before seen footage from "batman versus superman." [ cheers and applause ] the "after oscars post show." we'll be right back with ben affleck! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: jimmy kimmel after the
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