yesterday or did he have an ear problem? his people are saying he had absolutely no alcohol. pamela is saying the daughter said david was drunk. somebody's really confused or somebody's really lying. >> so we got mark wahlberg yesterday in the line for the emmys. >> how many people rolled down their window, by the way? >> two. >> so the emmys were successful for us. >> we've got larry and shawne merriman -- larry and shawn king. she's always finding wacky ways to get on camera and he's spoiling it. >> they're like lucy and dessy. >> sophie monk has a grudge against kangaroos. >> yeah, they're [beep]. >> her accent is really cute. >> robert pattinson. i'm starting to think this guy is asexual or something. >> why does he have to flaunt it? >> he doesn't have to flaunt. >> just what, grab some woman's boob? >> no! >> what? >> the gosselins? the parents have not been home,

kate nor jon, in a while. >> "lord of the flies" out there. >> welcome to "tmz's" spectacular, extensive coverage of the limo arrivals at the 61st annual primetime emmy awards. all the glitz. all the glamour. >> how many people rolled down their window, by the way? >> two. >> son of a bitch! >> rob lowe! >> tmz, bro. >> the idea was simple. put a guy with a camera and "tmz" sign near the nokia theater to introduce celebrities on the way to the emmys. it was not a good idea. >> hi. how are you doing? nobody is in there. >> it wasn't a total loss. after all, we did get -- >> two. >> who? >> mark wahlberg did roll down the window. >> great. we can talk about film, television, upcoming projects. >> good game today with the patriots. oh, you didn't watch it?

>> swing and a miss. >> who was the other guy? >> i don't know his name. >> roll the clip. >> stephanie? [speaking japanese] >> they started speaking japanese together, so i have no idea what they were saying. >> so the emmys were successful for us. >> well, maybe next year. wait, who is this? >> we're with "the amazing race." >> we'll pass. thanks. >> sarah silverman, we got her dressed up and dressed down. she looks beautiful. the two sides of sarah silverman. >> happy new year, by the way. >> yerks i'm jurne. >> we asked if she's ever had gifelte fish. >> i've never honestly ever tried fish. >> what? >> i have never either, actually. >> what do you mean? >> i've never tasted anything that has come from the ocean. >> what? >> what?

are you serious? why? >> i don't know. >> that's all i eat. i don't eat meet now. i just eat fish. i'm a piscatarian. >> oh, no! >> there you go. >> really? it's the smell. this is not a sexual thing by any means. >> oh, come on! >> how has everything again? "curb your enthusiasm"? excited by that? >> are you watching? >> hopefully. >> jason alexander has a gap bag in his hand. our camera guy says i love the gap. he says -- at least the gap jeans fit my gap ass. >> that's funny. >> anyway, we say your character on seinfeld was based on larry david, huh? >> it kind of turned out that way. i don't know if it started that way. >> he's kind of a jerk. >> no, he's not! >> he's not a jerk. >> well, i mean, he plays a

jerk. >> no, he's not! he's a great guy. >> confusing reality. >> jason alexander is like, no, he's a great guy. >> always a pleasure to see you. >> take care. >> we've got larry larry and shawn king walking through the grove. they're walking into the movie theater and we notice shawn has a bandage around her hand. >> what happened to your hand? >> i burned it. >> doing what? >> in the studio. >> she's telling us that and she's like -- >> do you want me to show you? >> she's unwrapping her bandage. so she unwraps it and as she's doing it, larry walks up and he's like -- >> what are you doing? she burnt her hand. >> it's like lucy and desi. >> it is. >> she's always finding wacky ways to get on camera and he's spoiling it. are they're like lucy and desi. >> gisele was out showing off the baby bump. she was in washington, d.c.

doing something. but you can see her bale pretty good now that she's growing. but he also went to the helicopter landing place. she's doing lessons now, learning how to fly. >> to become a helicopter pilot? >> i just don't think now is good time, if you're pregnant, to learn how to fly a helicopter. >> she's going to hit a stork. >> hello, laila. how are you doing? >> laila ali walking around with her little kid on her back. she has one of those -- i don't know what they're called. i don't know anything about children, so i don't know. a satchel. i don't know what it's called. a baby satchel. anyway, it's on her back and she's walking around and the camera guys asks -- >> are you going to hang out with octomom. >> don't ask me no crazy

questions. >> why would she be with the octomom? she's legitimately famous. i named my dog after her. >> you did? >> laila. i like the name. >> thank you. >> you saw me at that mobile station. >> remember me? >> of course i do. >> samm levine leaving bardot. he was in "inglourious basterds" with brad pitt. >> it's kind of made public that brad pitt indulges in, like, marijuana activities. >> marijuana activities? sounds like a racketeering thing. >> anyway, we say -- >> brad pitt. i heard he rolls the best joint. have you had one of his joints? >> no, i cannot say i've had the pleasure of a brad pitt joint. >> we say what about blunts? >> maybe a blunt? have you had a blunt with him?

>> i'm afraid not. >> he isn't selling the weed, is he? >> i don't think so. >> are you talking about a hypothetical brad pitt drug dealing now? >> i get the feeling he doesn't deal. >> i'm sure he doesn't. i think he makes money other ways. >> he's really nice. >> nice to meet you, man. >> ok, guys. >> was david hasselhoff drunk yesterday or did he have an ear problem? that is the conflict. there is a reason he went to the hospital. we know that one of pamela's friends, pamela, his ex-wife, called 911 after pamela got a call from their daughter saying something. now, pamela is saying the daughter said that david was drunk. but david is not saying that. >> david says that it was medication for an ear infection and that the combination of the ear medication and something

called antabuse, which is for -- >> to prevent alcoholics from drinking. the combination of those things helps because his equilibrium was off. >> the question is was he wobbling because of an ear problem or because he was drinking? >> if you take antabuse and drink alcohol, you become so violently ill that you can't do anything else. >> i think this is very interesting that there's two sides of the story. you know when someone is drunk. you know when they're on medication. >> somebody's really confused or somebody's really lying. >> we've got great footage of dane cook being heckled. except he's not on stage. he's leaving the crown bar. >> you want to be on my reality show? it's been canceled. >> a guy turns around and screams -- >> tell me a funny joke! >> dane is obviously uncomfortable. >> i'm going to go kick that guy's ass.

his enthusiasm has brought me to a point of anger. >> do a joke! >> relax. >> do you got the [beep] of the night award? >> what happens, the screaming atracts another fan driving by. >> hello. >> look, another fan! >> they stop the car in the middle of the street and get out to take a picture. dane is getting in his car and he's like -- >> my wife is having a baby right now. >> dane cook cannot get out of there fast enough and he speeds into traffic. right before he goes -- >> get this car crash on film. >> he literally fled. >> he fled like crazy. [car tires squealing] >> coming up -- >> khloe kardashian at lax. there are stories her and lamar are engaged. >> plus -- >> there is an octomom musical. it was the worst thing i've ever

seen. it was like a high school production. it's horrible. >> coming up -- >> the gosselin kids? the parents have not been home, kate nor jon. it's been a little while. >> "lord of the flies" out there.

>> tmz.com has the full story. first, today, michael jackson wobbles in concert rehearsal.

mya cut just like kim k. and jurors picked for the strafflet extortion case. tmz.com. we own the best stories in hollywood. [music plays] >> no, kate isn't home. >> the gosselin kids? they're out in their front yard. the camera guy that's there says -- >> the kids have been with nannies for the last three or four days. >> she was in new york filming a pilot for a talk show, and he was signing autographs and doing an appearance at a haunted house halloween type thing in buffalo. >> who does that? >> how long were they away? >> three days. >> they decided to have eight kids and they're like -- they've got a lot of money. organize it so somebody is with the kids. >> they're choosing fame over their kids, even though talk about how the kids are the main purpose. >> the nanny is at the garage

and they're all riding their little things. they're getting a little wild. >> out of control! [screaming] >> "lord of the flies" out there. >> "lord of the flies"! >> i've got a celebrity! >> goodness, everyone, we are happy to report that there's nothing left to report about octomom. it's "octomom: the musical"! it has singing -- ♪ >> it has an octomom impersonator. it has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. and, no, the proceeds go directly to hell. >> these people are crazy. >> where is this? >> where? in the only space big enough to hold it. inside of octomom! [music plays]

>> can we get an epidural, please? the only thing would be worse is if octomom showed up at an emmy party. oh, come on! >> octomom left 13 of her kids at home to go to a gifting emmy suite in l.a. she came up, got a bunch of free clothes. she did bring one kid. >> that's kid number two. since her number came up in a lottery, she gets to hang out with mom for an hour. sorry, other kids. but you can go visit someone who looks like your mom at -- >> "octomom: the musical"! >> morning, khloe. >> khloe kardashian at lax. i know there are stories that she's engaged, her and lamar are engaged announcement we try and ask them about it at another point over the weekend. neither of them talk. >> congratulations on the edge gaugement. >> if they were engaged, she would say something. >> so random. but who knows? >> she's at lax. >> how was the flight?

>> we slept. >> apparently she was on the same flight as mark wahlberg. >> is mark a good flier? >> everybody sleeps. >> our camera guy is like, so, technically -- >> you say mark wahlberg was asleep on the flight, right? >> we were. >> and khloe was asleep. khloe, you slept with mark wahlberg? >> we can just leap to a conclusion here, right? >> that's why they're not engaged. khloe kardashian slept with mark wahlberg. >> we got january jones, the lead actress, the wife from "mad men." >> what an interesting experiment. >> she looks beautiful. she's signing autographs. she walks away and our camera guy -- >> that chick is hot! >> where was she? >> outside a restaurant. we also got one of the writers who won an emmy.

>> for what? >> for mad ma. >> where are you going to put that? >> he wants to go in our bathroom. >> oh! no way. >> the one room you know you'll be in every day. >> it's a good place. and you're just sitting there looking at it. >> thank you. >> she's walking away, our camera guy asks if he can hold her emmy. >> can i hold it? >> no. it's bad luck. you won't win one. >> that's why we're not going to win an emmy. >> oh, that's it. >> coming up -- >> a "sex and the city 2" spoiler? >> no! >> say it. >> no! >> do it. >> plus -- >> we've got sophie monk. this girl has a grudge against kangaroos. >> yeah, they're [beep]. >> her ack september iseally cute. air life denver took to the air... theyr5nightvksyoo gogglesú

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what happened was he had the "family guy" orchestra on stage and he got up there and he sang with them. he's got a great voice, too. then they had a tribute. >> step it up for the christmas party. [music plays] >> come on, guys. guys! >> a "sex and the city 2" spoiler? >> no. >> no. >> say it! >> yeah. do it! >> sorry, ladies. >> it could be a dream sequence. she's walking around in a wedding dress. >> come on. >> what do they do on the sound stage? >> then she does come out in regular clothes and the camera guys ask her -- >> what happened to the wedding dress? come on. >> she's like shhh.

like the worst-kept secret. >> come on! >> can you stop talking to me? >> sweet. sophie monk ising the tanked. which means it's the perfect time to get the real dirt about who she's dating or how she stays so hot or what she thinks about kangaroos. >> they're so adorable? >> they're like [beep]. >> they're harmless! just look how cute this one is. >> yeah. they're [beep]. they're like eight foot. >> sophie monk on her own personal mission to tarnish the kangaroo name. >> look how tall he is. >> dear god, they're the devil's spawn. what did jerry o'connell ever do to you? but back to you, sophie. any other cute, fuzzy creatures you want to bash. >> have you ever had a pet

koala? >> yes. they're [beep]. and they scratch. and they're high on automatic lipt us leaves. >> ♪ i was going to clean my room until i got high ♪ >> this woman is a dream killer. >> did anybody ever ask you if you were from new zealand? >> yes. >> you hate that? >> can i take that back? >> if the acting thing doesn't work out, we're sure there will always be a place for you in australian tourism. australia -- where kangaroos can possibly murder you. >> coming up -- >> robert pattinson. i'm starting to think this guy is asexual or something. >> why does he have to flaunt it? >> he doesn't.

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