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he's like -- harvest. meanwhile, his disciples are lining up outside our door. like they're getting past our security guards. full-onn willis is in a gang war with the gang's disciples. someone get justin. ?> what are you talking about >> if rick ross shows up at the front door, what do you do? to screen him ahead of time because chances are nobody told me he was coming. what does screening mean? >> i get on the intercom like charlie from charlie's angels and start asking him, who are

see, how can i help you? the whole thing. >> thanks, justin. >> no problem. all right. kardashian,ourtney the mother of mason. which one of these men is the father? it's time to find out right now the harvey povich show. >> remember this male model a paternity case saying he might be the father. he knocked upimed kourtney in 2009 after meeting and he'sphoto shoot the baby's daddy and he demanded a d.n.a. test. and scott went to a private d.n.a. center, had it done. we have a copy of the lab results. >> results are in. the response is killing us, so it.s get to in the case of mason disick, the

boy who looks exactly like scott disick and nothing like this male model, drum roll, please. scott, you are the father. >> congratulations, scott! and remember d.n.a. tests are 99.99% accurate so what do you think about that, michael? there'su're telling me a chance. >> .01% chance so the male model is going to have to accept this. >> the male model is not accepting it. toand it's because they went an independent d.n.a. lab. >> he's saying they probably video, paid off the lab to be on the show. actuallyn, that's totally a fair point. any solutions? judge orderhave the it, have a court monitored d.n.a. test where everyone could get it from court. >> or you could do this test -- yes? >> that male model is lying?

harvey!y, harvey, >> john stamos turned 50. so happy birthday. you do not look 50. 50.n stamos is >> it's ridiculous. >> he's on something. devil. a deal with the >> what's your secret to stay so fit? of myselfo take care and i'm friends with harvey. it.'s usually what does >> i wish. i wish. let me tell you. >> he's super hot. you be friends with him, though? withn't you be friends somebody that you don't necessarily -- >> i think so. you could be friends with somebody that looks like john stamos? absolutely. >> and you would never try? .> let's go in the jacuzzi >> this hot tub is getting shortshot, i think my are chafing me.

you,at if stamos tries stamos tries you, whatever. >> he's way too old. >> all right, john, thank you. >> coming up -- we got lady gaga. there's a line of traffic because her car can't get back into the chateau. one guy's in his car, what's on?g dude, it's lady gaga. he's like, that's cool. >> chris brown has the charge dropped. >> you're going to get your lawyer something? goes, yeah, i'm going to get him one of these and points to his orange lamborgini. can i get a gift receipt with that? because to you by kmart.

>> coming up -- >> selena gomez, she was performing, she was dancing very provocatively. a terrible dancer

>> that's chris brown celebrating in hollywood last night after he beat the rap on caseit-and-run case, a that could have landed his ass behind bars. have thats it feel to hit-and-run charge dropped? >> great. sweet ass itur does and it's all thanks one amazing man. did his job,os very smart guy. >> he did a very good job. >> once again, chris' lawyer has

day, again. is chris grateful? yes, he is.s, >> are you going to give your gift?, mark, a are you going to get him one of these? suggest a going to gorilla gram but a lamborgini is nice, too. >> it tops out at 230 miles an and goes from 0 to 60 in 2.6 seconds. >> not in los angeles. >> traffic is slowly killing l.a. buying him that. on top of all the lawyer's bills, that's gift enough. you're chris brown, don't you need a lawyer on retainer. >> you still pay them. means you pay them money up front until they burn themgh it, then you pay more. >> we got the system rigged, baby. you can't get out. them all yourving money is better than going to jail. the lambo, geragos.

>> selena gomez, she was in canada and she is dancing very provocatively. dang. why youieber, i know like her now. i'm going to the next selena gomez concert. at this girl shake her booty. >> she's a terrible dancer and she's going like this. that's provocative? >> it's like the girl in the talent show who doesn't know she all the steps down. >> it was like the britney spears of v.m.a.'s, people moving around her more than she's moving. a walking back and forth to rihanna song. what's the point of that? >> you guys all suck.

>> oh, my god, it's lady gaga! taking pictures, she's dining, she's interacting with the tmz hollywood tour bus, like mentioningay without that big red cash cow. tour bus, lady gaga. >> he loves money. driving up to the chateau mor mont and i go, that's lady gaga. >> they went crazy. one kid jumped out of the side of the tour bus. >> please note, tmz is not liable for injuries sustained during celebrity sightings. >> he's a lawyer. gaga.k to >> she's so nice to her fans. >> she doesn't have bodyguards. she lets them touch her, she pictures. takes >> she's still wearing that dumb her face. on

>> shut up about her. >> she's our favorite celebrity until someone else shows up on the tour but for now we love you, gaga, you gave our riders thrill of a lifetime. she's so excited, she sound like she's not excited at all. >> we got lady gaga on the tmz tour! rowland'skelly breasts. >> how are you doing today? of interestingot things in this clip. >> she's wearing a tank top and chocolate you got chips. >> what does kelly rowland talk about? canceledere upset you the concert. >> you can see her -- >> look, look, right there. >> don't you want to hear what she has to say? >> did you hear some school get rids are going to

of the -- >> those are not real. >> they're not real. what did she say? >> this is what she talks about. god, they're diving boards. >> coming up -- >> michael vick, he got documents in his bankruptcy. it, it shows payments made to an elite crisis management team. and created career one of the great resurrections since jesus christ himself.

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>> "tmz" online and on your phone 24/7. if you were the most hated payin america, would you $111,000 to make people like you? ithael vick did and boy did pay off. >> we got documents in his bankruptcy. shows vick paid $111,000 to citric and company, an elite crisis management team, to resurrect his management the dog fighting scandal in 2007. >> they outlined his playbook to come back. >> here it is, step by step. media list and

identify friendly media sources. step two -- >> who's on the list? oh, right. well -- >> "the today show." show."ay >> "60 minutes." >> "60 minutes!" >> "60 minutes." "people magazine." >> yeah, and? to "tmzel, welcome live." >> thanks for having me. >> we weren't on the list but nice of him to call in. attend media training. >> so when he does a news he knows what to say, how to say it and hopefully how forget that he murdered puppies. the best $111,000 the spent.er >> yes, it was, because his image bounced back and he signed a $100 million contract with philly. >> i got the best question of the day. represented kobe bryant and michael vick. who did he do a better job for?

took the vickple thing harder. >> i do, too. >> that girl didn't take it harder. >> getting off track. >> mike vick was in a bad place and this particular media group, whatever they did, whatever they said to him, it track and a better now he's not only living a better life but people like him again. work, vick, and good work,risis team and good "60 minutes," you let celebrities manipulate you. pamick solomon and anderson, they for hawaii. she is in this photo. her head is right there.

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>> rick solomon and pam anderson, they are in hawaii. she is in this photo. is rightf her head there. she's wearing her goggles in the water. for air at one point. >> this has got to be a lie.

we don't know what she's doing. >> rick solomon's penis is on the other side of that raft. toshe's using the donut hole -- >> you think he's going to roll kids, the water -- hey, we're on the beach. >> let's be honest, he's drowning her. captioned by the national captioning institute ---www.ncicap.org--- >> i'm a lawyer.

>> "extra, extra!" >> now on "extra" -- oprah and andy, her dare to go there interview from her body -- >> you're big old biddies. >> i think they really are big. >> to her sexuality. >> have you ever been with a lady? >> did the bravo king go too far? plus, will her media blitz for "the butler" lead to oscar gold? the very first photos of kim kardashian and baby north west. >> you will not believe how much she spent on that diaper bag. >> plus kourtney's baby daddy scandal. >> the truth is in from the d.n.a. test. >> in bed in lingerie, an "extra" first look at their racy new movie. >> have you ever done a menage a

trois? >> now trending -- amanda bynes a -haired and hiding under blanket. captivating america. is teresa giudice going to the big house? >> she's going to jail, mario. >> and robin thicke on his usic, their marriage and his his and her sex scenes. >> madonna turning 55. kathie lee turning 60. who had the wilder birthday bash? >> she wants to tatum all over my gifford. [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution/] >> hey, everyone, welcome to "extra" here at the grove. i'm mario lopez. >> i'm maria menounos. coming up, sharon stone and sophia vergara rolling around in bed together. have i got your attention? >> well, you have mine. first, oprah's new movie opens wide today and the headline should be about the oscar buzz, but -- >> oprah just made 10 new headlines in a majorly honest

interview with bravo's andy connie. >> this is what stopped wope in her tracks. >> have you ever taken a dip in the lady pond? >> only minutes into their late-night love fest. >> i'm on the andy cohen show. >> and oprah going there, on their watch what happens live talking booze and her body. >> oh, no, there they are. >> controversy blowing up today. did andy cohen go too far? winfrey visibly upset, as the show turned uncomfortable. >> this is a classic. have you ever been with a lady? >> no, i have not, no. thank you. >> the rumors also the subject of this unauthorized biography. >> you never commented on that kitty kelley book when it came out. >> no, and i still won't. >> good. >> oprah more willing to talk about her "people" magazine revelation launching her network nearly led to a nervous breakdown. >> all these years i had been

telling people to hang in there. now i get to walk that walk, and not just talk it. it's so much more fun to make money than to lose it. >> yeah, i'm sure. >> o on a giant she's everywhere tv takeover about, to pocket even more as her buzzed-about movie, "lee daniels the butler" opens today. >> oprah winfrey is a marketing machine. this is sort of an opening salvo in a very high-profile film that could be considered for oscar. >> why do you think our brothers are next to each other? >> ain't got nothing to do with it. >> dishing about their highly anticipated sex scene. >> oh, honey, please, rolling around in the sheets. >> she's calling you stedman and you were like -- >> no, it was more like daddy. [laughter] >> so you want to start something. >> i'm going to have stedman call you. >> oprah revealing this about oprah's controversial statement. >> big old biddies. >> it really is ok, because they really are big. >> oprah hoping