and i happen to not be one of those. and i who don't know their age. anyway, okay. let's move along to evan longoria. who happens to be -- 38 years old? she is 38. she is having a good time with her new boyfriend, ernesto. they met when she was doing the shortly lived reality show on to tv. i didn't check it out before you knew it was, it was canceled -- requested ready for love." canceled of two episodes. so apparently, nobody was ready for love. but, but, eva ended up falling for one of the men in the reality show. she got something out of it. his name isser necessary ta. they they were spotted in malibu. but the latest on ernesto, he is

a man with $4 million in debt allegedly. ernesto is a philanthropist and entrepreneur, he looks like perez hilton. a friend of the show. how you doing, perez? and he is a philanthropist and last year, he filed bankruptcy to the tune of something like $4 million. hot topics ended up doing the digging to find that out. the $4 million debt is -- according to the bankruptcy papers, is from bad business deals. so people are looking at this man in eva's look with a skunt nicing eye. and after "desperate housewives" and then "devious maids," and he is in debt $4 million and an

older leading lady who needs love. and the other hand, as the get older, find i'm a little more ma sure. and a guy who is $4 million in debt, to me, i say if he is an actor orw ball player, he would never stand a chance of making your way out of that debt. as a ball player, you have a window to make your money. and same thing with an actor. while you're hot, you're hot. but a businessman is a totally different thing. that is why the phrase get your education is so important. if you're a businessman, you can lose it and get it back. and how many times has donald trump, for instance, been in bankruptcy? $4 million in debt might not be so bad as a businessman. and you can look at it as -- he was on a requested ready for

love" reality show and he is $4 million in debt. something smells like three-day old fish. and evan longoria's 38, having fun. might want a husband or something. her ex-husband just announced he's engaged. we'll be watching the relationship development. ander n ees, we are all watching you. [ applause ] marc anthony, who is 44, i heard a few people go hmm, but not enough. when his name coming up to me, i'm like, hmm, he's the king of the bodio. marc anthony to me is

everything. he is 44 years old and he is back together with his 22-year-old girlfriend. there she is. her name is chloe green. her father is the owner of top shop, the franchise that is worth billions of dollars. and he broke her heart by breaking up with her via a text. which, you know, here's my thing. this happened in april. a 44-year-old man to break up with a girl with better than a text. and why don't you pick up the telephone call. like, he disrespected you from the date. [ applause ] but they're back together. and they spent the last ten days in the mediterranean with clear we's parent s on the famil

million yacht. you know, you might be half jennifer's age but jennifer looks way better. and marc has a heat that only a mature woman could understand. in my mind, here is d he comes in and says dinner's not ready and he throws the plate on the floor. when he is ready to have his way with you, grabs you by your extensions and pulls you in the other room, gently. there is always a safe word in a relationship with marc, you know? and he has his way with you and his eyes, he looks an at you. and i only picture him with with a latina. so chloe, don't get comfortable.

remember when he was in love with daria? we never met but i loved you since i saw you on the tv. and in my mind, i always feel he and jennifer will get back together, once he is finished playing together with chloe and whatever and once she is finished playing around with casper, their love is meant to be and they will get back together. [ applause ] everybody -- i was telling you, everybody has been talking about that tv chef nigella lawson, the one with the awesome body. you know her husband, charles, checked her up in the restaurant? he is 70. and he goes and his back and announces he wants the divorce

because she didn't stick up for him and announced it in the newspaper. and that is how she found out he filed for divorce. and i said, he to to hdid her a. and something was gong on. and he might have done a favor by freeing her, cutting the ties that bind them. if you want to hear the best part of this happily ever after, the couple wants a a swift, amicable divorce. first, they have no children together but he is worth $1 million. he is worth $100 million. she is worth $15 million. they have no children together but she has a couple kidsw3 froa previous relationship. nigella isn't seeking any financial claims.

excuse me, $200 million worth. she is good with her 15 million and dignity, and that is how a woman walks around. i feel -- you know what i mean? [ applause ] yes, there is a big difference between 15 million and 200 million. but the way you really kick a man where it counts is not physically but you grab your dig it in toty and a walk away back shot and you perk out the door. [ applause ] and i know all the paper work will be correct but she's got her cousin who is defending her. and her cousin has defended a lot of famous people across the pond before. like prince charles, yeah, defended prince charles, madonna, paul mccartney. got council and might have good money. but nobody's got time to fight

for it. so happy you, nigella. and then, another story that we were talking about, i have more of an undate. ashlee simpson and diana ross' son are together. and i would put my son's ear and say, what you are doing with this old lady with an all this baggage. ashlee is 28 and he is 24. i'm soiled too. i have been married -- we are all soiled in our own way. i don't mean this in is a negative way. if my son was 24 years old and he was dating a 28-year-old with a 4-year-old, she is soiled. you can co-better than that, son, and that is what i could tell my son. if huh a son -- he is 24 years

old. the whole world ahead of him, no kids, no marriage under his belt. would you be okay with him dating a 28-year-old with an ex-husband and a 4-year-old? exactly. according to the "national enquirer," the simpson family doesn't think that evan is right for ashlee, a single mom. the simpson family says -- jessica simpson's sister -- i heard a woman say, who is the simpson family. no, not o.j., wrong simpsons. [ applause ] an ashlee, recordedly, is ready for a relationship. and evan has dated a lot of rich celebrities and he is 24. he is a man about town. he is not thinking about settling down. and his mom allegedly thinks

that ashlee has too much baggage and they don't think he is the guy to step up to the plate and a suitable father figure for the son. and not that the family and pressuring the kids or going to make them split up. if anything, the pressure makes them go to each other more. and maybe we will watch how it plays out. okay, fine. you know i love my magazine. it's time for wendy got you covered. now, one of my fave young girls in hollywood is amanda siefried and she is looking pretty and haunting with those eyes.

she has a unique view on romance. she says if two people are not sexuallyulu÷ attracted to each r immediately, the relationship will not work. did i say she was 27? am i losing my mind? $(lc% and when you were 27, maybe you thought that way. if you are 27, you might think that way. physical attraction is everything. but an as you mature -- marc anthony, if you were to see that, you would be like, ew. originally, a 25-year-old wendy or a 27-year-old. but y realize, attraction comes in so many forms. and -- and -- i just think that marc anthony has it in spades. but amanda is talking like a young lady and i appreciate her opening up about that. and she opens up his about her

unique relationship with the an actor dominic cooper. they re in a relationship a few years and now apparently, they are no longer in a relationship. but here is what amanda said. he will always be in my life regardless of what his girlfriends and future wife think. hold on, hold on. i'm never going to be with a guy that can't deal with my relationship with him. spoken like a 27-year-old. all due respect to 27-year-olds. we all went through this before we smartened up. whoever his future wife is going to be, is not going to put up with that. although, i do have to say, we grow every day as a people, and thinking about that really hard, i said, young girls do think that way, but then there comes a wall of maturity you push

through. around 65 when you can be really good friends without nonsense going on with some of the men who have seen your ectasy face, if he has seen your face -- you know, he can't be your friend. your new man is not going to put up with that. anyway. sofia vergara is on the cover of harper's bazaar. she was asked, is it exhausting being a bombshell. she said yes, in the front row. [ applause ] she said, i'm latin, no matter what. i show interdo any makeup more me. i don't believe in the natural

look. unless you are gisele bundchen, you need something. i have said that before too. i'm like, any woman past 25 needs something. whether it's tinted moisturizer, you don't have to go all the way candy yum yum on me, but you need a little something or another. i think that the natural look is so delusional. in many ways. anyways, that's wendy's got you covered. here on the show, we love celebrity look alikes. everyone thinks they look like a celebrity. so we hit the streets to prove it. take a look. >> how you doin'? i used to get justin bieber in

his baby area. >> everyone says i look like elaine fromçó seinfeld. >> people always tell me i look like megan fox. >> they tell me i look like robert pattinson. >> some people tell me i look like flavor flav. >> how you doing? people tell me i look like prince. >> people always tell me iñ loo like lendy kravitz. >> chris hemsworth. >> people tell me i look like snooki. >> sometimes people tell me i look like martin lawrence.

>> joe mangonelo, true blood or magic mike. >> hugh jackson. >> some people tell me i look like amanda bynes. >> that is celebrity look alike. the street edition. i'm excited this september, tv guide network will air a behind the scenes look at me preparing for my big trip to broadway. you know, i'm on broadway in "chicago" until august 11th and the special is going to be airing in november, tv guide. it's behind the scenes, a lot of shenanigans is going on. it's a docu-series. there, it's a docuspecial. i'm told my broadway family in

"chicago" sent along a birthday message. let's take a look. >> from all of us in the cast of "chicago" -- ♪ wendy how y doing ♪ wendy happy birthday wendy >> wendy: thank you, everybody. see you tonight at 8:00. we've got a great show for you. hand some celebrity curtis stone is here and he is going to show us how to make a meal i personally requested for my birthday. and that's lobster. up next, from "devious maids," the one and only susan lucci is here. ♪ >> tomorrow on "wendy," star

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playing the icon erica kane on "all my children" to "devious maids." take a look. >> the dress i wanted. and the sales girl called me back and said you're a size 2. >> it's the same thing. >> i used to be a size zero. this is how mexico cooking disfigured me. >> if you insult my cooking one more time, you will know. >> i'm going to go up stairs and take asprin to lay down. after i get up and purge the asprin, we can chat. >> wendy: good. please welcome the emmy-winning susan lucci. [ cheers and applause ] hi. thank you.

>> oh. >> wendy: thank you. >> thank you so much. >> wendy: nice to see you again. >> happy birthday. >> wendy: thank you. thank you, appreciate it. and i see you are back to the size zero. whatever you talked about that. you are a timeless beauty. we love you on "devious maids". >> thank you very much. thank you. >> wendy: i know your birthday is around christmas. do you get double celebration. everyone thought i could celebrate on christmas eve. i'm born on december 23rd, and everything has to be separate. and my mother said, it's not her fault she is born on december 23rd and i have a friend who was born on christmas day. so i wrap her gifts in pretty

colors that are not christmas colors. though, i love christmas. i love it all. >> wendy: you have a full life. liza has four children? >> she has four babies in six years. there they are. this was the subject of so much conversation. we finally settled on something that just -- i thought the children would feel happy. i'm called grammy and i just wanted them to say, let's go to grammy's house. and my husband, who is austrian, wanted to be called opa, that is his culture. and my daughter didn't think it was great in this country. and he is called poppy, which is think is adorable. >> wendy: she lives on long island. >> yeah, five minutes from my

house. >> wendy: awesome. congratulations on "devious maids." >> thank you. i'm so glad. thank you. [ applause ] >> wendy: how di it show come about for new. >> i feel so lucky. after "all my children" was canceled, i wanted to go forward as an actress. i had been playing other parts and i wanted to keep going. and my wish list was i could have a part to excite me as much now as erica kane. >> wendy: it's a sexy part. >> it's a great part and i wanted to be in good hands. well, couldn't be better. marc cherry -- >> >> wendy: were you going to do more work with "desperate housewives -- you were on two episodes -- >> no, i was not.

but it was all over the internet that i was -- >> wendy: it was on hot topics. >> was it in and i thought, maybe i am. but marc and i met and it was love at first sight. we had lunch and he said that, actually that season, "desperate housewives" had been completed. they were just finishing production but he had a new show called "devious maids" and he wanted know be considered for that show. and they called and asked me to audition for the part. and i didn't know when i read the audition script, those of you who saw the first episode, you know the scene under the be that was my audition scene. >> wendy: your character is fabulous on the show. >> oh, thank you so much. >> wendy: you played erica for

over 40 years. was it hard to let that character go? >> well, it came saz a shock to me that "all my children" was not going to be on the air and it was a mourning period and the character and pretty soon, i realizeded, now i'm not in daylight. i used to be. and now i'm in airports and people stop me. and i realized, i didn't have to let erica kane go. she is in the fans hearts and my hearts. >> wendy: okay, good. and i like that little thing you do, which is so effective on the id channel too. >> oh, "deadly affairs." there is a website for the

addicts of id channel. >> wendy: i would be one of them. >> you are not afraid to say what you think. >> wendy: no, i love all of your work. i adore you. and the first time you have come on the show, i love that you come back and you have a part of the guests that have made this show so successful. >> oh, thank you for having me. >> wendy: i know that erica is a scheming woman and my staff is screaming. but they have instructed me -- >> i had so much fun screaming with your staff. because it's your birthday. we got you something you are dying to have. >> wendy: it's not an app lap dance, is it? >> i am going to give you clues. take a look. >> wendy: one day i'm going to be in the club with these party pants. this is part of my dream outfit to the club.

don't you love these shorts, i want to get them. i want to get in hot pants. don't you wish? if they let me come out in that outfit today, i would have worn that outfit for you. okay. come on. come on. >> happy birthday. >> wendy: i'm going to tell you, okay, all right. oh, my gosh. okay. okay. and i am not lying to you. >> that is so fabulous. >> wend they have stretch. it's the sequins pops off? i'm going to be wearing them hen i come out of the stage door in had chicago and i'm going to the club and i'm wearing these. >> oh, great. >> wendy: thank you so much. everybody, thank you, susan lucci. >> you're welcome. happy birthday. you're fabulous.

>> wendy: i'm going to stick in the hot seat.

[ cheers and applause ] >> well, it's already hot in here but it's about to get really hot. because wendy is brave enough to sit in the hot seat on her birthday. [ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: thank you.

>> we're going ask wendy four questions. starting warm and increasing the heat. you ready? >> wendy: are we increing the smoke too? >> the 40 degree question, which would you rather give up forever, your magazines or high heels? >> wendy: the high heels. high heels only last a short time. magazines i love reading about fashion, celebrities, they are portable. magazines forever. high heels. [ cheers and applause ] >> i on the other hand will be high heels forever. here is your 60 degree question. which hot topic celebrity would you rather be trapped in a room with for 24 hours. amanda bynes or lindsay lohan.

>> wendy: lindsay lohan. her things are poor choices and substance apoor. and amanda that is weird. and i'm not good with weird. >> i do. i'm with you. absolutely. here is your 80 degree question. share a secret that wendy watchers might not know about you. >> wendy: i can tell you off the bat, i am a bargainista. and i do all the grocery shopping for my family. i and buy a sandwich just to take a bite out of it and give it to someone else. i grew up -- toilet paper and tissues came out when we got company. when it comes to grocery shopping and groceries, my basket is an open basket.

i throw everything in and i splurge. i don't care. what it costs, i'm getting it. >> i'm with you on that, absolutely. okay. here is your 100 degree question. what was your most awkward celebrity encounter? >> wendy: oprah. >> really? >> wendy: yes. okay, i was coming down the escalator, she was going up the escalator in a publishing building. i forgot what i was doing there but that is where harpo magazine was. and we were the only two people in the lobby other than security. and for them, to it was like watching a tv show. and here it goes, and my publicist can me, and i said, there's oprah, old in your

stomach. and she is not an overweight fwir girl. and i said, hi, oprah, to it's wendy. and there were a few girls with her and they were when tody watchers and they wanted to to hop over and give me a how you doing. and oprah was sophisticated an about it and i was like, ha ha ha, and her people were like, ha ha, it's wendy. and my publicist was in there, and holding her stomach in. and i read that she went in to give her employees a $10,000 bonus. but oprah. >> absolute. in you have been fun in the hot seat. >> wendy: thank you for being a part of the show. and "devious maids."

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headmaster -- tv's "top chef masters", curtis stone. forgive me. congratulations on the success of "top chef." so glad you're back. thank you for showing us ho make lobster rolls. >> it's one of my favorite dishes to if you get them right. and i'm going to dive in. i have a little mayonnaise and i have a bunch of different herbs. i and a few chooives. >> i like lobster with my lobster. sometimes they put a lot of celery chunks.lic just for flav you like it spicy. >> wendy: yeah, i do to. >> and you whisk it together.

to it's not too much. >> wendy: it's going to be lobstery. >> all that lobster. beautiful. you have a little bit of flavor. you are not going to overpower it. >> wendy: how is your family? >> incredible. i have a gorgeous wife. i'm married. >> wendy: curtis married lindsey price, you will recognize her if you see her, and hudson is almost 2? >> yeah, he is. he is growing fast. >> wendy: thank you for the lemon there. an it will of lemon juice. you squeeze that in. and thead ÷ secret to a good lor roll -- >> wendy: a soft bun, first of all. >> we all like soft buns, don't we? you get a lettuce leaf and a solve bun. and the key is you line with it with lettuce. the mayonnaise and the juice. we like it soft, not soggy. you go ahead and fill it up with

lobster. >> wendy: fill it up. >> happy birthday, wendy. >> wendy: what have you adorned the plate with? potatoes? >> they are like healthy french fries. i have little baby potatoes. is it delicious? >> wendy: the lemon is speaking to me. and the lobster is sweet and the buns are soft and fresh. talk about the upcoming season of "master chef". >> so "top chef masters," we have phlegm in a crazy competition. and this is season five, we have to mix it up. we thought we would take all of the cast and make them jump out of an airplane. >> wendy: really? >> we told them, you have to cook in a field and you have two

hours to cook and you have to get in an airline and parachute out of it. and the cooks are like, and we give them an option of half hour or an hour to get there. and of course, they all jumped out. that is like threatening someone's life before you start a culinary competition. >> wendy: speaking of culinary and hudson, what are his eating habits. will he eat this? >> yeah will eat it. absolutely. he likes anything, texture is a challenge for him. he is developing his taste. i have introduced him to all sorts of ingredients from the start. just different ingredients. he eats seafood and fish. he is good. >> wendy: worry ysorry you have a chance on to take a bite.

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>> wendy: welcome back, i teamed up with my friends at ask.com for today's question and it's about the chef guest curtis stone. here's the question. what did curtis stone want to be as a child? did he want to be a rock star, an athlete, a fireman or an actor. studio audience, say it loud, what do you think? i hear a lot of cs for fireman. i heard a couple rock star. okay, well, i got the answer and i will have it for you next after the break. don't miss it. in the morning, i give my kids carnation breakfast essentials. bye, mom! ♪ with 21 vitamins and minerals, it helps prepare them for the day ahead. it has protein and calcium to help build strong muscles and healthy bones. and kids who eat breakfast

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chef. his food is very good. thanks very much, ask.com. and for all of your questions, go to ask.com,

>> today on "tmz" -- >> thomas in a hot tub and this f.b.i. agent has a big machine gun. >> that's my water gun just in case. >> he is on "criminal minds" and plays an f.b.i. agent. he got catfished worst than i have ever seen. >> worse than manti te'o? >> second worst. >> melissa mccarthy at the gym. >> when did he get so buff? >> come on, dude. >> he is going to kill all of the jews himself. >> the lindsay lohan/oprah interview, lindsay lohan is still lying about how much cocaine she did. >> i really haven't done it more than 10 times. >> she did it like for six months straight and that counts

for once. >> she doesn't count it unless sleep.to >> i got matt right now. >> how long do you brush your teeth? i can do better. >> i used to date a girl, she would gag on it. that's how you knew she was done. e goes i have done the same. >> it's "tmz's" celebrity hot tub party with "criminal minds" star thomas gibson. >> it's really beautiful here. let me see behind me, yeah. >> so there is tom filming a rather embarrassing selvie in a hot tub for this woman, only it's not that woman. guy got catfished, he is married, by the way. >> he started an online relationship with a mystery woman in north dakota who was posing as this woman and in videos she hijacked from various porno websites.

>> north dakota, that's where they're all based. >> number one. >> thomas gibson didn't realize and so he kept sending photos and explicit stuff back to her. >> seriously, a big machine gun? >> more of a pistol. >> that's my water gun just in case. carry it at all times. >> he says he plays an f.b.i. agent on the show. >> and, of course, what happens when you release a video like that, it ends up here. >> oh, god. >> yeah. >> anyway tom figures out the woman is a fake, his lawyers tell him to leave him alone and he breaks off contact. all right, man, you got on the, these things happen. hey, hot tub looks cool, though. what kind of hot tub is it? >> must be some kind of hot tub time machine. >> good, maybe you can go back in time and not do this. hey, tom, your wife is coming! just kidding.

>> selma blair, got at her farmers market, she is there with arthur, her son. she is offering him something to drink. it's in a bottle this time. >> a bottle? >> that's the question. >> a week ago we did the piece on her breastfeeding. >> the interesting part is then she goes and jumps on, you know how they have one of those trains that goes around the factors market. she is sitting in the back seat and whips it out. she goes to the back seat of a moving vehicle and breastfeeds. >> why would you give him a bottle at one point and then -- >> it's a comfort thing. he just wanted it. >> i don't have experience with kids that much at all. what i have learned, what we think, people without children, we're wrong. it's not that says as we come to learn. >> you take an 8-year-old and tell them to play the stock market and they do better than merrill lynch. we should raise a kid and see how he turns out. maybe he will be a successful kid. i'm really serious.

>> you couldn't handle a fish. your fish killed itself. [laughter] >> he has been hailed top of hot dogs, destroyed countless chicken wings and the 2008 world dmatzo ball champion. he has tasted defeat. >> joey chestnut lost in the gyoza world eating championship. he is a reigning champ, 266 is what he ate last year. >> that was last year and this year -- >> you blew it! >> yes, he did. and who is responsible for this upset? >> enter matt stonie. hes an asian kid. he is like a ringer. asians win these things. >> yes, and stonie used his asian eating powers to destroy