have sex with her? drphil.s or no to people were tweeting, girl's drunk, should you rape her? >> how drunk? >> again, the irish man has the right question, how drunk? >> he was trying to stir up the insinuations of rape and stirred got publicity. >> is it ok to have sex with somebody who has a .08? the other person is sober. let's say they have a .08, is that ok? >> you're allowed to have sex if you're drunk. >> what if the guy has a .08 and she a .30, where is the line? >> when -- .30, you can't even see. >> it's a blurred line. it's a blurred line. >> maybe he was just at the bar and asking a question. [laughter]

>> wait a minute. we know that voice. could that be -- >> so it's wednesday so d.m.x. got arrested, basically. >> yes. it's another edition of -- "what did you do now, d.m.x.?" >> d.m.x. was arrested in south carolina on a warrant. >> this ain't a normal traffic stop. >> yeah, here's what happened. d.m.x. was a passenger in a pickup truck. cops say he was belligerent and reeked. >> i thought he was going to turn over a new leaf. >> cops say he found weed too. like a lot of it. he was busted for that and for an arrest warrant for driving without lance. >> we could make a -- >> geez, we're out of room. guess we'll put this one here. there you go. anyway, x is calling b.s. on the entire arrest saying cops had no right to pull them over

in the first place. >> it was legal. they got nothing on me. >> or as it's known in lawyer speak -- >> lack of probable cause. >> anywho, d.m.x. was placed under house arrest. so there it is, drug charges, arrest warrant. harv, you seem to have a good handle on the event. what do you think? >> he's could youed. >> harvey levin, esq. >> the hotel owner, lindsay's really good friend that was arrested earlier this year on eight counts of drug charges, how did this guy make the ok friends list? >> that's such a good point to ask, chad. no, that's a really good point. she's supposedly cut out 80 of her 100 friends who are toxic to her. >> he did go to rehab. >> she said she eliminated --

>> he went to rehab as well. >> yeah. you know what it is. you keep the -- >> you're supposed to get rid of some of the friends -- >> what if you need to bond with someone who has similar things? >> he could slip. >> it's like your drinking buddy. toxic friends. you perpetuate with each other. >> you're so screwed. >> listen to people who have addiction problems. [laughter] ♪ >> those are hot chicks in bikinis, not anybody famous just hot chicks in bikinis. >> alexandra are with anna, another victoria's secret supermodel. they are out on the beach. >> that is alsandra and anna, they look so different. >> they look like glamazon

animals. >> it doesn't look like they could possibly be the same people. >> maybe they're not the same people -- no, you said they are. so why do they look different? "tmz" investigates. hmm. this is hard. >> it's amazing what victoria secret does for these girls. >> wait. what did you just say? >> it's amazing what victoria secret does for these girls. >> maybe they do something to these girls. >> hair and makeup. >> eureka. they do their hair and makeup. >> you guys figured it out. >> wow. we cracked that code. >> it was a team effort. >> why are you dancing? >> let's see what happens when you start drinking. >> whoa, we're not c.s.i. thanks, hair and makeup. >> how you doing, bud? >> we talked to johnny knoxville. "jackass." >> in your eyes who is the greatest daredevil?

>> i am nowhere near evel knievel. >> he tried to back flip a urethra. and tore his >> oh! >> that is next level not funny. >> can we not talk about this. >> in australia last week there was a medical case where -- >> oh. >> cut their -- for sexual pleasure? you can see the x-ray. >> no. it was a fork. rk in the wiener mole. > it was a pipe cleaner. -- >> there was a fork in the wiener hole. >> it was a pipe cleaner. >> oh, my g, he put the photo up. >> stop right now! ok. one more and you get suspended.

>> i get to go home? >> without pay. >> i'm a big fan, man. take care. >> coming up -- >> kylie jenner sweet 16. they have insane party gifts. i thought the weird thing was duct tape. >> if you come back from the bar, tie the girl up. >> plus -- >> arianna brooks may or may not be broken up. >> is it ariana graunda? >> she is a new dish at taco bell.

>> coming up -- >> we have ray romano. >> what's more annoying, people litter or recycling? >> what's more annoying, people litter or recycling? >> a

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the power of the "name your price" tool. only from progressive. >> 2013 had seen many milestones. the election of a new pope, a meteor exploding over russia. the "lone ranger" movie. >> kylie jenner's sweet 16 this past weekend. >> drake, big shawn, kardashian after kardashian after not really a kardashian. but that wasn't even the best part. >> leaving was the best part. >> yes, 150 probably already rich people that don't need

them got gift bags worth about $1,000 each. what was in there? > ipod speakers, 808 headphones, kardashian makeup. >> socks, this weird spikey backpack thing and -- >> zebra print duct tape. what the hell do you want that for? >> i want it. >> it's made from real zebras which is horrifically cruel. does a 16-year-old need this kind of party? >> just feels wrong. go do something appropriate for a 16-year-old. >> that is what? >> get pregnant or something. i don't know. >> he's kidding. women should only get pregnant if they're deeply in love or trying to keep a man from leaving them. but he may have a point. >> how do you not grow up completely screwed up and entitled and the whole thing? >> you don't. i think they're all pretty screwed up. we established that. >> oh, right. good point. so congrats on living to 16, kylie. can't wait until the sex tape. yeah!

>> orios are a fraud. >> what? >> hh school math class did something on original and double stuff. you are getting screwed out of 7% of the cream. >> what? >> this is w chi i beating us because this is whaour high sool math classes are doing. they claiit's double the creaof an oreo. two. .86 times, not they say mathematicians in the high school is wrong and it's twice the stuffing as in a single oreo. >> there must be a way. >> there must be a way of quantify it. >> call walter white. do something. >> there's got to be a way to figure this out. >> if you can't get enough cookie out of a doubled stuff, you're a fat ass. shut up! > ♪

>> cool. >> how are you doing? >> good. >> oh, my god! a person, we think. > ariana grande. >> ariana brooks. >> isn't it ariana grande? >> yes. >> she sings just like mariah carey. >> that's enough. we know how she sings. >> she may or may not be broken up with jai brooks. >> no, not jai brooks. we are not going to fake it any more. who is jai brooks? >> a youtube australian comedian. >> grande, jai, which sounds like a drink at starbucks, might be split-a-roni. but why? >> justin bieber kissed her on the cheek.

and this jai guy was upset. the camera guy starts recording after asking the question if they were broken up. >> kiss? >> no. justin bieber kissed you? >> no. >> the question of whether they're still together -- >> to be honest, we don't know what's going on right now. >> she said to her fans, boys come and go, it's all about my fans. >> so our conclusion about air jai -- -- ariana and >> in is ridiculous. teenagers. >> it's teenmz. >> how are you doing? >> i'm all right. >> we have ray romano. he's walking in beverly hills. >> what's more annoying, seeing people litter or people making you recycle? >> litter. >> see if people litter. jirksd' rather not see people litter, -- >> i'd rather not see people litter.

that's a politically correct answer. that's true. >> it's $1,000 fine. i've never seen or heard anyone getting it. >> one of my friends got a littering ticket. she was driving and she threw one of her hair extensions out the window and she got a ticket for it. >> the closest i ever got to hearing anyone get a litter ticket was my girlfriend ashing out the car. >> they just assumed she was drunk like d.m.x. >> thanks so much, ray. >> coming up -- >> the pap razzy got attacked by kayne west. >> the city attorney is mulling over whether to prosecute kayne. it just got more complicated because gloria will not settle this thing. jeff not had a gloria press -- we have not had a gloria press conference in a little bit.

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>> gloria allred press conference where she simulated sex with a baseball bat. it was the whole thing. the same crusader for justice who once represented a woman who called herself the cat in the hat, l.a.x., a high-profiled pantsuit. sorry. high-profile lawsuit. >> the city attorney is mulling over whether to prosecute kayne for the aack on -- it just got more complicated for him because gloria allred is probably not going to settle this thing. >> why would she? she wants justice. and by justice we mean as much camera time as humanly possible. >> the press conference opportunities are endless. >> high-profile case. >> the other side of it is is maybe she's doing the public service by calling him on something that he keeps doing and has no right to do.

somebody's got to teach this dude a lesson. >> whatever her motives, gloria's going to go hard. so watch out, kayne, because you're about to get -- yeah, he's screwed. >> we got mike tyson at the grove. he was the heavyweight champion of the world from like 1986 to 1990. we asked him a good question. >> which opponent of yours -- >> thank you. >> which opponent of yours smelled the worse in the ring? >> i love that question. >> actually, it's funny. because he took a second and thinks about it. he said -- >> google himnd tell him -- > mitch "blood" green. >> yeah, he stinks. >> 30 years later. > wow. >> coming up --

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it's time for the "wendy williams show." today, america's favorite sitcom mom, patricia heaton is back on the couch. plus, kelly monaco and val chmerkovskiy, backstage dish on the "dancing with the stars" final. and why is kanye being dragged into kim's divorce drama? wendy has the details. now, here's wendy! [ cheers and applause ]

>> wendy: shout it out! hi, everybody. welcome to the weekend. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching today. thank you. how you doin'? >> audience: how you doin'? >> wendy: i'm feeling great. we've got a fun, fantastic show and teresa and juicy joe in new jersey. divorcing, yes or no? i've got the answer and you know i've got an opinion. so let's get started. it's time for "hot topics." [ cheers and applause ]ç thank you. okay. i've been sitting on this story for just a moment but now i'm ready to talk to you about it, because there's finally a

response from the accused parties. earlier this week there were lots of reports that jersey housewife teresa and her husband, juicy joe were divorcing. have you heard anything about this? that's why i'm here. they said no. according to the "national enquirer," they said teresa was planning on leaving joe after the holidays. she wanted to make it nice for the kids. so even if joe isn't -- well, joe might be going to jail. you know that thing about the driver's license. that case still isn't settled. he's facing up to ten years in jail. to me that's when teresa needs to make a break. really? [ laughter ] i was a little nervous. i was prepared to stand alone in my answer. while you know i do believe in the institution of marriage, i also believe in the institution of divorce. [ cheers and applause ] and i just -- and so teresa

tweeted, thank goodness, and here's what she said. and i guessed what she said even before "hot topics" told me what she said. she said they're not divorcing because she wants to spart kids, you know? between me and you, it's probably because she wants to spare the kids feelings, get through the holidays and see if he gets convicted for at least 30 seconds. the second the bar is closed, i'd be out of there. here's what she said, though. sorry, tabloids, joe and i aren't getting a divorce. she says now or ever. that's a big one right there. now or ever. the only thing the "national enquirer" is good for is lining a bird cage. true. okay. well, she's not getting a divorce. i guess i'm happy then they're still going to stay married on account of teresa loves him and we love her, fine. he's disrespected you and done so many things to you that we