>> yeah. >> there's a bunch of paparazzi flashing her cameras and she's just complaining. >> you got to pose for me. >> five, let's go! five each. give me $5! pony the [bleep]. >> was she serious? >> i'm telling you, this is pitchy girl mode. it is very, very common among women. [laughter] >> she's drunk and she's out and just having fun. i watched the video. >> i like you a lot. you're wrong. >> you can't say she's wrong. it's not objective. >> harvey, we have a kristin cavallari expert. someone that has known her very well over the years. [laughter] >> kristin cavallari's definitely a bitch. >> like that. >> this is bob dylan's hair. it's legendary. it's lustrous.

and it's also living in tennessee with some recently divorced lady! don't worry, we will explain. dan ar buck, lead singer of the black keerks finalized hiss divorce. his wife listed the weirdest ing under the stuff that she gets. it says that she gets to keep bob dylan's hair. >> yes. dan owns some of bock dylan's hair. not anymore, now his ex-wife has it. divorce is sad. but what is eric doing, young folk singer dylan, weird '60's doing? old man that looks like a drifter who might stab you dylan? we need more information! >> it doesn't offer anymore information. it doesn't say where they got it. it doesn't say how they got it. it doesn't say anything t just says bob dylan hair. >> you know what it means legally? >> what? >> she won by a hair! >> no, no, harvey, no! >> don't listen to him, boss. that was delicious word play. as for bob dylan, he's released the following statement --

>> well said, sir. >> who buys someone's hair? >> you would not want a famous wrestler's hair? >> why would i want someone's hair? >> hulk hogan. >> rick flair. >> randy savage. >> he's the macho man. that's different. [laughter] >> what an idiot. >> how dare you talk that way about macho man! he taught us what slim-jims were. >> welcome to a slim-jim! >> oh, macho man, you're selling dried meat fixed to god now. >> what's going on, man? >> we got mystical, famous rapper. before we could say anything, he cuts us out. >> look at the phone. >> i'm kind of drove now. get a zoom. >> you know it's 2013. >> it got stolen. [bleep] >> what is does he sing? >> "shake ass." >> oh, i love that song!

>> oh, jesus, what do we have a wedding? oh, my god! [laughter] >> shake that ass. what yourself! > what yourself. [laughter] >> all right, mystical, thank you,. take it easy. >> now, marijuana, it makes you forget some stuff. starring with khalifa and this guy, who missed with his wedding because he was stoned out of his freaking mind, yo! >> currently the hot sitter in new york. rapper. >> huge rapper and also huge fan of -- >> marijuana, the burning weed with its roots in hell! >> right. anyway, currency was enjoying some fine cannabis this weekend but it just happened to be the same day his good friend wiz khalifa, you know, got married. >> on his wedding, man. baked ere totally like

and i totally smoked off my appearance. >> he got so high that he -- he forgot to go to wiz's wedding! >> hey, it happens. weed makes you forget stuff, like weddings and birthdays and shirts and weddings. >> you roll up the invitation? >> no, i didn't, man. you know how things happen, man. >> yeah. >> sure, if you have to, but you couldn't go before the meeting? oh, wiz khalifa. yeah. >> he knows it's love and it's all good. >> wiz probably too good to take it lightly. >> wiz is like, i got married? >> this guy has one of the best laughs of all time. [laughter] >> anyway, good to see you currency and you, happy -- you know, with the bride and the cake and the -- the what do you call it? >> lindsay lohan is trying to

call us out after we said she's making bad decisions. >> lindsay lohan is fresh out of rehab and hanging out with vicram chatwell, arguably bad influence on her. >> two bad decision makers. should they be linked up after rehab? >> maybe they need each other. maybe they're supportive and positive for each other. >> we care about humanings and therefore they should be separated. >> you don't get to decide what lindsay lohan does. we're trying to shame her out of it. >> we're trying to help her. you see somebody walking across the street and car is about to hit him, you move over and jump her. >> what if that car was going to pick her up and take her to disneyland. >> hey, man, you know what they do at disneyland? ecstasy. lots of it. >> what does that come from? disneyland. you never do ecstasy? >> a lot of people do a lot of drugs at disneyland. >> trute statement. >> hey, man, happiest place on earth. >> we know one thing, she shouldn't hang out with mack. [laughter]

>> coming up -- >> j.lo's house in the hamptons for six days, they lived in the pool house. walking around the grounds all day. he was posting photos on facebook. >> oh, no! >> plus -- >> madonna. where she's still 20 years old, she has a grill in now. >> oh, that grill is distracting from her face! she looks like she got stung by bees or allergic to something.

>> how many guys like mel b.? >> come out what the contest is!

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>> today on celebrity real awesome pass, we look at jennifer lopez's $10 million luxurious hampton estates, and 7,500 square foot home complete with eight bedrooms and 7 1/2 baths. the pool house is a bit of a hike from the main quarters, making it a huge home for a sucker, allegedly! >> camping out at j.lo's house in the hamptons. for six days, lived in her pool house. >> according to the cops, the pool house was being occupied by this 49-year-old, pictured here.

wow. you know who he kinds of looks like? david caruso with long hair, seriously. >> that's what happens when worlds collide. >> oh, writers. that show didn't happen. but back to j.lo and her unwelcomed house guest, who allegedly moved in earlier this month and no one noticed. >> how did ha happen? >> to be fair, j.lo was at one of her other 12 houses scomblfment but they have like guards patrolling the ground constantly. >> ok. maybe this guy was really good at staying undercover. >> he was walking around the grounds all day. he was posting photos on facebook of himself. >> who the hell was the security guard? the mall cop? >> sir, sir! sir! >> it's funny because it's not. >> being a stalker, there's no -- >> he may not be a stalker. >> true. he could be a squatter who has no interest in j.lo. >> she had a previous

restraining order against him for contacting her mother. >> ok, he's probably a stalker but police finally busted him for burglary, criminal contempt and stalking, a kind of lame celebrity. what's this guy's deal? is he just trying to get her attention? >> i don't know, but he just got mine. >> seriously, that's the same guy, right? ♪ >> oh, there's a bit of cleavage off last night. >> cleavage off! >> cleavage off, between heidi klum and mel b. >> mel b. >> both of them had -- >> don't know. she's got great boobs going on. >> way too hidden. mel b's giving us some love. >> i want to know, i want to know how many guys like mel b? that says a lot. >> that's actually a really good question. >> that's not what the contest is, all right. >> was the cleavage off from the start? [laughter] >> hey! heidi's cleavage is not -- that's not a man-like cleavage. it's a fashionable wardrobe.

>> yeah. >> who's more appealing, hide yeah klum or mel b. >> no! >> you're moving the goal post. >> that's not what we're doing. it's about the cleavage and cleavage is the clear winner. >> the boss. >> "tmz" presents orthodontistry -- original dentist -- facetalk with madonna! oh, madge, really? >> madonna swears she's still 20 years ole. she's got a grill in now. >> there's madonna showing up to her fitness club in rome and showing off a garish gold-filled mouth. >> wearing a damn grill. >> yes, a damn -- sorry, what is the gentleman doing next to you? oh, he's making grill fingers. sticky proof. others? >> stop, just be 70 or however old you are. >> she's actually 93 but you

wouldn't know it as she does everything to make herself seem younger. like flash her breasts and date little boys and make her face not move and now grill. >> so popular right now. everybody is doing it. >> popular like in 1999. >> they were popular 100 years before that. just ask the original grill-inator, george washington! >> these wooden teeth are the dopey dope centerbugs, joe! >> as for you, m -- >> looks terrible. >> called having a ton of money and one day waking up, don't have anything else to buy. i will buy that. >> well then, congratulations, madonna! you're rich enough to look ridiculous! >> how are you doing, "tmz." how are you doing, man? >> i got andrei kirilenko. he is on the brooklyn nets. what is the best way to find a good woman? >> in new york? >> in new york or anything. you're married. how did you know she was the one? >> process. >> process. reason why i ask this question,

his wife, who's like a pop singer, she allows him to sleep with one girl a year. >> we know about this guy. >> that's awesome. >> i'm down for that one. my girlfriend is anti-one person thing. you get one person -- >> i wrote to her, you could have sex with j.c. from 'n sync or ryan gosling. >> that's who you gave her? j.c. from 'n sync? [laughter] >> good seeing you, brother. >> coming up -- >> they had a stand-up with cops and cops ended up owing the bus with the people still on it.

>> britney speers went to hurricane harbor. >> is she with her boyfriend? >> no, don't see the boyfriend there. >> i think he works there! >> we love hollywood.

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>> a tour bus on lockdown in oklahoma, with a huge rapper on board. nd allegations of drugs! it's "tmz's" coverage of oklahoma. more like oklahomaie, right? ok. >> on tour with lil' wane and passing through oklahoma city pulled over.us got thaurt they had drugs on board and went to get a search warrant to search >> that's when the standoff began. drivers locked doors demanding they get a warrant. why? here's footage from inside the bus. kidding! the rapper on the bus was slack. also, we don't know if they really had drugs. but the bigger question, who was on the bus? it's not weezie.

he left on a plane. ditto for t.i., which only leaves -- >> 2 chains was on the bus. >> boom, 2 chains. you remember him from the birthday video and the running away from gunmen video. he's had a crazy year. anyway -- >> they ended up towing the fwouse an impound lot to wait for a warrant. >> and when the cops finely got it, they entered the bus and said -- ok, we have no idea what they actually said. but we doe know they arrested 11 people for interfering with the police process, including james. we demopet if they found any drugs on the guy but come on! thanks, oklahoma. not you but you! fabulous! >> coming up -- >> he was in super creepers. >> what is a national drinking hollywood he doesn't drink in? >> he doesn't drink on st. patrick's day because he elieves it's for amateurs

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>> looking good, jay. >> we saw jay, tpwhoffs "super troopers" and directed it. we asked what national holidays he doesn't drink on. >> i drink for halloween. july 4th. >> derby day? >> derby day. i drink on derby day. >> he doesn't drink on st. pat's day because he reckons it's for mateurs and doesn't like fights. >> did you say fights or farts? >> can we make him say the

things crocodile dundee says? > did the dingo eat your baby? >> what foster's australian for. >> we don't even serve foster's in australia. >> shrimp on the barbie. >> is that call shrimp. >> prawns. >> you don't see shrimp on the barbie? sfw prawns! >> say shrimp on the barbie and get over it. >> and prawns is also we use for good barbie and butterhead. >> unless you're doing the catch phrases, you have to shut the [bleep] up! >> thanks so much, jay. have a good day, brother.

[captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> now on "extra" -- j.lo's new stalker nightmare. crazed fan who snuck inside her hamptons estate and camped her secretding to be husband and you won't believe what else he did. kanye's first interview about kim and baby north. >> she's my joy and she brought the world.into >> the photog he attacked suing today. kanye's battle dating the world's biggest paparazzi magnet.

kidnapped teen hannah anderson breaking her silence about her terrifying ordeal. why hannah texted the man who killed her mother and brother and held her captive. simon's secret meeting with his baby mama's furious ex. how cowell calmed him down. heidi andrn versus mel b. how their weekend at howard's became a disaster. of any morehe end visits. >> you'll get over it, grumpy. >> our a.j. on daddy duty with father-to-be alec baldwin. al new star shots today. who's robert pattinson making out with? waited 27 years to marry her man. went, what?ly >> "extra, extra." >> welcome to "extra" at the grove. i'm mario lopez. >> and i'm maria menounos. coming up, kanye west speaks out andthe first time about kim baby north. nice to see that side of him,

right? >> it is. having a baby changes a guy, i'll tell you that. first, jennifer lopez's scary security breach. an obsessed fan not only got on to her property, he made and almost took it a lot father. >> j.lo's hamptons horror, talked by this obsessed man, accused of breaking into her $10 million mansion and playing house. this is john dubis' mugshot. phot photo bizarre on facebook with the message and this is the message he wrote to her on the sand. allegedly camped out for six days at her hamptons without security finding out. lewd act initted a her garden. >> so disgusting and so scary. when security confronted him, he reportedly tried to claim he was j.lo's husband and father of her

kids. >> lopez not there at the time. a restraining order against him in the past. $100,000g held on bail. details on simon's summit with ex, a day after confirming his fatherhood to the bbc. 6 confirming that cowell met with andrew silverman at a small airport trying to get his name removed from the divorce papers and asking silverman not to talk about him. simon and lauren silverman reuniting in france. >> friends, family and anderson, paying final respects to gia allemand theew york as it's revealed "bachelorette" star left a handwritten suicide note. indicating itort was found on her dining room simply saying "mom gets everything." >> unable to hold back the tears. >> he had a really big heart. california teen hannah anderson speaking for the first time about her ordeal, reer