is priceless. [♪...] >> alan: since 1990, demand for electrical power has increased 400% faster than transmission capacity. so it's no surprise that during that same period, power outages increased 124%. as the u.s. population continues to grow, along with our expanding reliance on energy-hungry technology, demand for electrical power will continue to outpace the grid's capacity. that's where a generac standby generator comes in. it protects your home against power outages every second of every day, all year long. it stands guard, ready to automatically supply power to your home within seconds of an outage, whether you're home or away. because it runs on either natural gas or l.p., you won't have to wait in a line to buy gasoline-- ever. you won't have to worry about fuel going bad or have to scramble during an emergency to hook up a portable generator.

when the power goes out, you can rest assured knowing that your generac generator will automatically take care of everything, allowing life to go on without interruption. >> with the portable generators, there's a lotta opportunity to do it wrong. >> you have to run extension cords, uh, either outside the home or inside the home. you have to purchase gas tanks, go out and find a gas station that's got power. >> when people have the portable generators and they have to try and get the gasoline that day, that's not the time. >> with the automatic generator, you have the ability to decide what type of fuel that you want it to run on. you don't have to find a service station that's open to get the fuel. it's all right there. we lose power, and the family... you could hear everybody talking from all the rooms, even if we're not in the same room, you hear everybody counting down and laughing and giggling, and of course, in 10 seconds the lights come on, everything powers up and you just go right back to working on the computer or watching a show or a movie. >> the funniest thing was that

when the power first went off, within the first 15 minutes we got phone calls from our neighbors who go, "how come you still have power?" >> the fact that i don't have to do anything, i don't have to remove extension cords, i don't have to walk through my whole house, unplug, uh, in the cold, in the rain, in the weather-- it's great. >> when the power goes out, your home is at risk. sump pumps stop and basements flood. well pumps stop and clean running water is no longer available. security systems no longer provide protection. but with the standby generator, all of that changes. you can bathe, cook meals, recharge your cell phone. everything you can do with utility power you can do with generac power. even if you're away, your home is still safe because a generac standby generator works automatically. >> in this area we lose power a lot, but especially after hurricane irene. i lost everything in my basement. when the power went off, the sump pumps stopped and the

basement filled with water. without a generator attached to the house, and you have sump pumps in the basement, you lose all your freedom. you can't go out. you can't travel with confidence because if the lights go out your basement's gonna flood. my experience with the standby generator now has been absolutely fabulous. i don't have to worry. when the electric goes off, the generator kicks in and no difference at all. in a minute, everything goes back on and starts working and that's it. two days ago, i went to leave for work and i walked outside and baboom, a transformer blew. 30 seconds later... [makes whirring sound] ...the generac generator started. closed the door and i went to work with confidence because i knew my basement wouldn't flood, because i can rely on it 150%. >> generac has been building generators right here in the u.s.a. since 1959. they started the home standby category. today, generac is the number-one brand in residential standby

generators in the world. and for good reason. generac designs and builds its generators from the ground up. engines, alternators, electronics and switches-- everything purpose-built and precisely optimized for reliable, efficient operation. this can't be said for other brands of generators. only generac purpose-build standby generators that have become an industry benchmark. >> to have a standby generator is so much, uh, more comforting and reassuring knowing that things are gonna be fine. >> with the generator, it's just a normal day. it kicks on, ya just keep goin'. >> it just that automatic comes on, automatically turns off. >> if we were away on vacation, i didn't have to worry about coming home to frozen pipes in my home, water damage. >> that gives you that feeling of security that, to me, is priceless. >> i pretty much tell everybody, "get a generator." i really do. >> it's one of the best investments i've ever made

in this house. >> you know, the time to buy a stany generator is when you don't need it. it's human nature to put things off until it's too late. well, when the power goes out, it's too late. here's how you can do something about that. >> announcer: control your power and your life with a generac automatic standby generator. if utility power is interrupted, the generator detects the problem and automatically provides continuous power in a matter of seconds. when utility power is restored, it automatically shuts off and returns to standby mode, ready and waiting to protect your home and family the next time utility power fails. and right now, you can schedule a free in-home assessment by one of generac's nationwide dealers. there is absolutely no cost and no obligation to buy anything. call or go online now to schedule your free assessment. a generac dealer will help you size a generator system that meets your individual budget and specific needs,

discuss installation and provide you with a comprehensive written estimate. and because generac engineers and designs the entire system, installation is simplified, saving time and money. and, for a limited time, you can get generac's five-year full-coverage warranty, a $495 value, absolutely free! that's five years of 100% coverage at no cost. you'll also get the new mobile link remote monitoring system with one year of monitoring service coverage, regularly $279, free. receive text or email notifications, check your generator status, all from your computer, tablet, or smartphone. you'll get the full-coverage, five-year warranty, along with mobile link monitoring and one year of service, a total value of $774, absolutely free. to qualify for this special offer, you must schedule your in-home assessment now. call the toll-free number

on your screen or go online to poweryoucontrol.com. standby generators start at just $1899, with easy financing available. but hurry, this is a limited-time offer. you must act now! from powering a few appliances to complete whole house systems, only generac has a power backup solution that will meet every budget and provide the peace of mind that comes from knowing that you control the power, no matter what's happening in the world around you. [♪...] >> at the heart of every generator is an engine, but not all engines are created equal. a car engine is built to meet the demands of driving. a generator engine has a completely different job to do. that's why generac engineers and builds its own engines right here in the united states. generac's overhead valve v-twin is designed specifically for generator use. it's called purpose-built

and it makes all the difference in the world when it comes to performance, reliability and longevity. generac also purpose-builds its own alternators, which are designed for maximum power output and quiet performance. in fact, all of the generator subsystems, from fuel delivery, switches and electronics, are designed and built in-house. other manufacturers use off-the-shelf components and package them together. generac, on the other hand, purpose-builds generators to meet the specific demands of backup power generation. >> in 2011 we had a really bad snowstorm and we were out of power for six days and we couldn't find a hotel to go to that would accommodate the family and the dog. we lost hundreds of dollars' worth of steak and hamburgers and things like that that we had in our freezer downstairs, and once hurricane sandy hit in this area, it was very, very traumatic for everybody,

but thanks to the generac 20-kilowatt generator that we have, we, you know, we barely noticed it. we have heat, we have air conditioning, we have all of it. the world around us was very chaotic but in our home we felt very safe and secure. i'd be more than happy to buy... buy it again. you know, it's, it's one of the best investments i've ever made in this house. >> rigorous quality control further assures you that generac is the brand of choice. >> in addition to continuous engineering validation, every generator passes a 100% full function test before it leaves the factory. and once a week your generator performs a 10-minute self-diagnostic test that keeps your system in top shape and alerts you if it needs maintenance. so when the time comes, you know you'll be able to rely on your generator-- because it's a generac. >> it's a great product. it gives you security. it's reliable. >> the reliability's 100%.

>> i've never had a problem with it failing us. i never have. >> the self-test run, it turns on the motor, runs it, makes sure everything's lubricated. >> it checks the battery, it checks all the circuits. it tells you if there's something wrong, it's very... it's very good. >> for us, who are in our... senior citizens, uh, it's that extra assurance that everything is gonna work when i need it. >> alan: because the enclosures are either all-aluminum or rust-resistant steel, not plastic, they're highly weather-resistant, extremely durable, and will look great for years to come. they've been designed and built to withstand winds of up to 150 miles per hour and provide quick access to the generator for ease of service and maintenance. thoughtful, intelligent design and quality construction. it's no surprise that generac is the number-one-selling home backup generator. >> the enclosure's aluminum. i don't have to worry about it. it self-tests.

i don't have to worry about it. >> the whole package you look at it, it's a very attractive, uh, unit. it's the same color, in my case, as the house. >> we had a little pad built. we put the generator on it. it hooked right into our, um, natural gas line. >> so it's aeallsily maintained, high-performance, great generator-i love it. >> generac really has thought through the design and engineering on their products. >> since 1980, weather-related disasters around the world have more than tripled. names like sandy and ine bring back troubling memories. in 2011 alone, 12 severe storms created more than $50 billion in damage, more damage than all the storms from the 1980s combined. whatever the cause, the severity and unpredictability of weather has changed for the worse. not surprisingly, weather-related power outages have changed, both in frequency and duration. prolonged power outages are increasingly more the norm.

when events like these happen, a standby generator allows you to remain comfortably at home. the alternative? a total disruption of your life. >> when i lived in north jersey, we had a well and septic and we had hurricane floyd. i think that was 1999. we were without power for five days. that meant you had no water in the house. no water, no toilets flushing, so that was really horrible. when it got dark, my neighbor said she felt like a farmer. when it got dark, you went to bed. when it got light, you got up again. i pretty much tell everybody, "get a generator." i really do. i have my generator installed since january of 2012. it's a whole-house standby generator. you know, at first i was thinking of getting something smaller, but then the idea of having to cherry-pick-- that the refrigerator would work but then, like, i can't get out oft the house because the garage doors aren't connected to it-- it just seemed easier to have

everything connected. i wouldn't have to worry that if there's a summer hurricane that i, the air conditioning wouldn't work or in the winter the heating wouldn't work. this way, everything is connected-- i don't have to worry about it. it was just very reassuring to know that the generator was running, i had power in the house... um, it didn't really matter what was going on outside-- the house was still intact and i could do everything i needed to do. >> you can't control the weather. you can't control what happens to the nation's electrical grid, but with a generac generator, you can control what happens in your own home. generac builds generators for industrial and commercial applications as well as residential. they offer more generator solutions than any other manufacturer. all of this knowledge goes into making your residential generator a state-of-the-art backup system designed to perform under the harshest, most demanding conditions. after all, isn't that when you really need backup power?

>> announcer: control your power and your life with a generac automatic standby generator. if utility power is interrupted, the generator detects the problem and automatically provides continuous power in a matter of seconds. when utility power is restored, it automatically shuts off and returns to standby mode, ready and waiting to protect your home and family the next time utility power fails. and right now, you can schedule a free in-home assessment by one of generac's nationwide dealers. there is absolutely no cost and no obligation to buy anything. call or go online now to schedule your free assessment. a generac dealer will help you size a generator system that meets your individual budget and specific needs, discuss installation and provide you with a comprehensive written estimate. and because generac engineers and designs the entire system, installation is simplified, saving time and money.

and, for a limited time, you can get generac's five-year full-coverage warranty, a $495 value, absolutely free! that's five years of 100% coverage at no cost. you'll also get the new mobile link remote monitoring system with one year of monitoring service coverage, regularly $279, free. receive text or email notifications, check your generator status, all from your computer, tablet, or smartphone. you'll get the full-coverage, five-year warranty, along with mobile link monitoring and one year of service, a total value of $774, absolutely free. to qualify for this special offer, you must schedule your in-home assessment now. call the toll-free number on your screen or go online to poweryoucontrol.com. standby generators start at just $1899, with easy financing available. but hurry, this is a limited-time offer.

you must act now! from powering a few appliances to complete whole house systems, only generac has a power backup solution that will meet every budget and provide the peace of mind that comes from knowing that you control the power, no matter what's happening in the world around you. >> we live in a time when electricity has never been more important. it touches virtually every aspect of our lives. a hundred years ago, electricity was a novelty for most americans. today, it's an integral part of our everyday world. just think of all the things in your home that rely on electricity-- computers, refrigerators, microwave ovens, televisions, cell phones-- it's a long list. even if a power outage lasts just a few hours, it's never convenient. >> with our older son being disabled, when the power goes off in the summer, it gets hot and there are not a lot of ways he can reduce his temperature. for us to get out of the house

or to be able to escape the house and go somewhere else, our options are limited. i had had the manual generator before, and you had to choose which breakers were on or off, or which circuits were on or off, and that's-- we had to do that manually. we had to start it manually. the generac unit makes it very easy-- that's not... you don't have to think about it. things you would normally do, we can do and we can keep going. all year round, we can run the house off of the generator. having an automatic standby generator has worked very well for me. >> according to the american society of civil engineers, unless hundreds of billions of dollars are invested in our nation's electrical grid by the year 2020, the system will ultimately break down. in fact, they evaluated and graded the grid... and they gave it a d-plus. the grid dates back to the late 1800s, expanding haphazardly over the next century into the current patchwork of power plants, transmission lines and transformers of widely varying age, condition and capacity. it's a system that's already faltering

and headed for failure. so what's being done about all this? >> that plan, to come up with an overall national strategy, is really not in place. we haven't really looked as proactively as we should be at a national strategy. i think we are many decades away at this pace from achieving a higher-reliability system. in the meantime, we're gonna continue to see frustration from consumers in terms of the amount of outages they're experiencing in the grid and the prolonged nature of how long those outages take to repair and restore. >> we had a blackout for a couple of days where new york and the whole east coast was affected. >> lights are out, there's... nobody has any power, people are looking in a panic. >> weather is changing all the time and, uh, storms can come up very quick. >> when the trees come down, the lines come down. so it's not unusual at all for a summer storm to trigger a power outage. >> weather-related disasters

capture more attention because of the destruction of property and the unfortunate loss of life. some of these events happen with very little warning, at all times of the year. in the summer of 2012, a massive linear windstorm called a "derecho" rapidly swept across 600 miles of the u.s., from northwestern indiana to the atlantic ocean in less than 11 hours, taking communities by surprise, killing 22 people and leaving more than 4.3 million without power in sweltering heat for up to a week. we used to call events like these "100-year storms," but these days 100-year storms seem to be an annual event. >> we keep track of how often the power goes off and as of last saturday the power was off for the seventh time. the storm in june 29th of 2012, we lost over $600 worth of food from the freezer and the refrigerator. >> we had no landline telephone

to reach anybody. we have pretty bad cell service out here, so we weren't able to reach anybody with our cell phones either. so, um, it, it was pretty scary. >> without power, you're just kinda cut off from the world. >> at that point we said, "we've been wanting to get a generator. this is it-- we're going to this time." >> procrastinating, uh, about buying a generator, uh, it, it hurt us. it cost us money, uh, because we lost a lot of food from that june 29th storm. >> this generator has really been a relief for us. >> now when the storms come and the winds blow and the lightning crashes, uh, and then the power goes out, we just kinda say to ourselves, "wait for it," and 10 seconds later we hear the generator start and then 10 seconds later we got power and we said, "o.k., everything's back to normal." >> protecting your family from the risks and disruption of power outages is not only fairly simple, it's also a lot less expensive than you might imagine. now, sure, you could survive without electrical power.

people have done it for centuries. but why would you want to? every second of every day, your generac generator stands guard over your home whether you're there or not, ready to automatically supply power within seconds of a utility outage. you know, as the nation's electrical grid continues to degrade, with superstorms and climate change on everyone's mind, it makes sense to at least investigate the option of a home standby generator. of course, the time to do that is now, when the lights are on, the phone is working and the computer has power, because you never know when that might change. generac power systems thanks you for watching. >> i pretty much tell everybody, "get a generator." i really do. >> it's one of the best investments i've ever made in this house. >> we really like our generac. >> it's a great product. it gives you security, it's reliable. >> if we were away on vacation, i didn't have to worry about coming home to frozen pipes in my home. >> with the generator, it's just a normal day.

it kicks on, you just keep goin'. >> it just that automatic comes on, automatically turns off. >> that gives you that feeling of security that, to me, is priceless. >> there's an old saying that says, "failing to plan is planning to fail." >> don't wait till, till trouble's upon ya-- do it now. >> the best time to buy a generator is yesterday. >> announcer: control your power and your life with a generac automatic standby generator. if utility power is interrupted, the generator detects the problem and automatically provides continuous power in a matter of seconds. when utility power is restored, it automatically shuts off and returns to standby mode, ready and waiting to protect your home and family the next time utility power fails. and right now, you can schedule a free in-home assessment by one of generac's nationwide dealers. there is absolutely no cost and no obligation to buy anything. call or go online now to schedule your free assessment. a generac dealer will help you size a generator system

that meets your individual budget and specific needs, discuss installation and provide you with a comprehensive written estimate. and because generac engineers and designs the entire system, installation is simplified, saving time and money. and, for a limited time, you can get generac's five-year full-coverage warranty, a $495 value, absolutely free! that's five years of 100% coverage at no cost. you'll also get the new mobile link remote monitoring system with one year of monitoring service coverage, regularly $279, free. receive text or email notifications, check your generator status, all from your computer, tablet, or smartphone. you'll get the full-coverage, five-year warranty, along with mobile link monitoring and one year of service, a total value of $774, absolutely free. to qualify for this special offer, you must schedule

your in-home assessment now. call the toll-free number on your screen or go online to poweryoucontrol.com. standby generators start at just $1899, with easy financing available. but hurry, this is a limited-time offer. you must act now! from powering a few appliances to complete whole house systems, only generac has a power backup solution that will meet every budget and provide the peace of mind that comes from knowing that you control the power, no matter what's happening in the world around you. the preceding was a paid program from home standby generators brought to you by generac power systems.

>> female announcer: the following is a paid presentation for the exhilarate body shaping system from zumba fitness. >> male announcer: now you can try zumba at home for the lowest price ever, plus take advantage of our new 3-for-free limited-time offer. details are just ahead. >> female announcer: how many times have you sfered through a starvation diet only to gain the weight right back again? how many boring exercise programs have you started and how many have you quit? let's face it. it's next to impossible to find a fitness plan that works that you can actually stick with. until now. >> male announcer: shedding unwanted pounds and inches has never been more exhilarating.

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i was a size 14 and now a size 4. >> i could never imagine i would be here laying by the pool in a bikini. i love it! >> male announcer: you'll also meet the co-founder of zumba fitness, colombian-born dance and fitness expert, beto perez, as he comes face-to-face with some of zumba's biggest losers. >> wow, look at the pictures. and now look at her. [crowd cheers, applauds] >> male announcer: plus, take advantage of our special 3-for-free limited-time offer: three amazing gifts for you when you try our new exhilarate body shaping system. it's all happening right now with zumba fitness. [♪...] >> woman: we're here at the zumba fitness convention where thousands of die-hard zumba fans have traveled from around the world to celebrate their life-changing success with zumba fitness. they've shed the unwanted pounds, flattened and toned

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the zumba fitness dvds have been scientifically tested and proven to burn up to 1000 calories per workout. but you don't even realize it because it's just a party that has you smiling and sweating from start to finish. i'm here with zumba fitness star kass martin, one of the incredible instructors on the exhilarate body shaping dv. kass, how easy is zumba fitness? >> zumba fitness is designed for success,t's easy, it's fun, it's for anyone, any age, any fitness background. >> so there's no dance experience required, no fitness experience required. it really is for everybody. >> you want me to show you a move? >> i would love to see a move. >> here we go, we are going to show merengue march, all right? and march side to side. get a little pep in your step. >> whoo! >> keep your abs tightened and toned. no more sit-ups on the ground. all right, now we're going to add a little more fitness aspect to it. >> here we go. >> we're going to bring our arms side to side, here we go. you're keeping your core engaged, you're burning calories, you're going to see

definition in your arms. >> yes, i do feel it in the core, i feel it in my arms already. i feel it in my buttocks area, it feels good. i feel it in the lower abdominals here and it really is easy. >> now, let's punch our arms up, and up. now these are zumba toning sticks. >> o.k. >> they are one pound each. it adds a little weighted resistance. and this might not seem like a lot, but believe me, when you're doing these motions, you're getting those sculpted shoulders that you always wanted. >> yes, i'm feeling it already, that's for sure, are you? [crowd cheers] >> all right, let's bring it down. they kind of sound like maracas. >> they do! they sound like maracas. i love the way they sound. >> add a little musicality. >> a little flavor. >> ah yes! now let's try another move. how about a salsa? [crowd cheers] o.k., we're going to take this step, forward together, back together. if you've never danced before, this is in the step by step dvd. anybody can do it. this is why we say "ditch the workout, join the party," because we're having fun,

you don't even realize that you're exercising. >> woman: zumba fitness is so fun. it's so easy. i love the steps, forward back, left, right, couldn't be simpler, i had so much fun. >> this is, this is incredible. i'm actually exercising and i'm having fun and i didn't even realize it until like the third or fourth song down. i actually feel it in my core, and in my arms. i knew i was burning calories. it was incredible. >> zumba fitness is the most fun workout i have ever done in my life. you do not have to be a dancer to do zumba fitness. as long as you're moving, you're doing it right. >> anyone can follow a zumba routine, whether you're young or old. it is so easy and it was so much fun. i never knew that exercise could be so much fun. >> if you can move, you can do zumba fitness. >> with the zumba fitness dvds, you're going to enjoy the best of latin and world rhythms, including songs from grammy award-winning artists, making the exhilarate body shaping system the most cutting edge collection of fitness videos ever created. the result is a fitness dvd

experience that will have you coming back for more. >> on these dvds, we have salsa. salsa's more from cuba. we have fusion of like a bollywood music with a little rock. [♪...] ... ♪ cumbia! ...cumbia is the rhythm from my country. i'm from colombia. very beautiful melodies and beautiful rhythm. [♪...] french reggaeton is like hip-hop, the latin version. [♪...] >> i think people respond to these beats that are in the zumba music because they have no choice. once you pop that dvd into your dvd player, you gotta move. >> man: ♪ boogie dance ♪ boogie dance ♪ boogie-boogie-boogie dance! >> there are so many people here with amazing stories of body

transformation. this next zumba fitness success story proves that the exhilarate body shaping system is for everyone. >> i've always been heavy all my life, ever since i was a child. i remember how i felt when i was that big, and i never thought i would be able to have a second chance the way i have had. by following the zumba fitness program, i've lost 102 pounds, i've gone from a size 24 to a size 5/6! i have not had a surgery; zumba fitness has reshaped my body. it has toned and tightened, i've lost so many inches in my legs and my butt and my abs and it's really transformed my entire body. i have to carry my photographs from before when i weighed 262 pounds because people don't believe me that i've lost 102 pounds. >> wow, look at the pictures. and now look at her! [crowd cheers]

>> i know sometimes you struggle with 5 to 10 pounds. sometimes people have 30, 40 pounds. but if they know that i've lost 102 pounds with just doing zumba fitness, it gives them hope. i will never be the same because there is not one day that goes by that i do not do zumba fitness. >> female announcer: now you can try zumba for the lowest price ever, plus take advantage of our new 3-for-free limited-time offer. we'll even upgrade your order to express delivery, a $15 value, at no extra charge. details of this amazing free offer are just ahead. >> male announcer: introducing the all-new exhilarate body shaping system from the worldwide leader in dance fitness: zumba! >> female announcer: zumba fitness is the hot, latin-inspired dance fitness program followed by more than 14 million people around the world. and with the dvds at home, it's like a dance party right in your own living room. >> male announcer: yet it's so effective, a scientific study has proven zumba fitness can

burn up to one thousand calories in just one workout, all while having fun. >> female announcer: so now you can quickly shed the unwanted pounds and inches, flatten and tone your tummy, lift and firm your booty, shrink and sculpt your hips and thighs, lose weight and completely transform your body. >> malannouncer: best of all, the zumba exhilarate by shaping system works so quickly, you can lose a full dress or pants size in your first 10 days or your money back guaranteed! the secret is a revolutionary training technique called "rhythm progression." every move targets your lower body, your abs and core and your upper body to deliver a three-zone fat-melting routine. >> fale announcer: best of all, rhythm progression makes zumba routines fast and easy to learn, so you can burn fat and lories rig frothe beginning. >> male announcer: you'll get started fast with our step by step dvd. learn at your own pace up to 24 of the most popular zumba dance steps. >> female announcer: our exclusive easy beat breakdown

technique makes it easy for anyone to follow along and burn calories while having fun. >> male announcer: plus, with our innovative switch-angle feature, you can see the moves from the front or the back with the click of a button. >> female announcer: in our activate dvd, you'll take your new moves to the next level. follow along to a variety of rhythms and tempos designed to burn fat fast and put you into your endorphin release zone. >> male announcer: we'll also include our exhilarate dvd, a heart pumping cardio party designed to incinerate calories, slim you down and shed the fat fast. >> female announcer: next, you'll get ripped, an innovative body sculpting dvd featuring our exclusive zumba toning sticks to shape, sculpt and tone your entire body from top to bottom. >> male announcer: and now, we'll include mix as a bonus workout on the same dvd. it's like a trip around the world as you incinerate calories following special guest instructors who lead you through authentic rhythms from every

corner of the globe. >> female announcer: everything you need to know is elled out for you in our exhilarate program guide. inside, you'll find custom workout calendars, a total body stretching program, training tips, extra motivation and much more. we even give you a healthy eating plan full of mouth-watering recipes so you can quickly lose weight while enjoying delicious, satisfying meals. >> male announcer: plus, order now and we'll include the zumba 10-day accelerated body shaping system, so you can shed the fat fa and lose a full dress or pant size in your first 10 days, guaranteed. >> female announcer: personal trainers can cost more than $100 an hour and home fitness equipment can cost thousands of dollars. but you won't pay hundreds and you won't pay thousands. >> male announcer: call now and we'll rush you the all-new zumba exhilarate dvd body shaping system for the lowest price ever-- just three payments of only $19.95. this is the lowest price we've ever offered. [siren wails] >> female announcer: hold everything! now you can try zumba fitness

and get 3-for-free! that's right; order now and we'll include three amazing free gifts. >> male announcer: first, you'll receive our rush dvd, a 20-minute routine perfect for whenever you're tight on time or just want a quick rush of zumba energy. >> female announcer: next, you'll receive our newest zumba toning sticks. these light hand weights help you burn more calories and shape and sculpt your body even faster. they rattle when you shake them, to make it even more fun to move with the music. >> male announcer: and finally, we'll upgrade your order to express delivery, a $15 value, at no extra charge. so now you can begin your zumba fitness transformation in just five to seven business days. best of all, you can try zumba fitness risk-free for a full 30 days and if you're not completely satisfied, simply send it back for a full refund of the purchase price, but the bonus dvd and toning sticks are yours to keep as our free gifts to you. >> female announcer: so call now to take advantage of our lowest price ever and receive your free upgrade to express shipping. remember, this incredible

3-for-free offer is only available for a limited time. operators are standing by, so call or log on now. >> if not for zumba fitness, i honestly don't know where i would be today. at 150 pounds overweight, i knew i had to do something, but i didn't know what. i saw the zumba fitness infomercial and i knew that was my answer. with zumba fitness, i lost 145 pounds, i went from a size 26 down to a size 6, and i feel amazing. i promise you that zumba fitness will work for you. you just have to give it a chance. [♪...] >> alisa: welcome back to one of the largest zumba fitness gatherings ever. thousands of women and men have traveled from all over the world to be here and their stories are truly inspirational. >> i was a stay-at-home mom to a

4-year-old and 1-year-old twins. i was completely overwhelmed. i found the zumba fitness program, i gave it a try and it was just the best decision i've ever made in my entire life. since discovering zumba fitness, i went from a size 16 to a size 10 and i lost 33 pounds. it changes definition in your waist, it changes your arms, it changes your legs, it makes you lose weight, become firm, toned, conditioned. it is just amazing. after i had my twins, my mother swore that i would never, ever be the same again, and it's just incredible that my body is back. you should get the zumba fitness dvds because all you have to do is move and have fun and smile and you can do it. >> our next zumba success story comes from aubrie in new jersey. aubrie met the man of her dreams and was thrilled about getting married. but then she saw photos from her engagement party and realized that's not how she wanted to look on her wedding day. fortunately she found zumba fitness. >> after the party, when i was looking at pictures of myself, it wasn't the person that

should've been in those pictures. it was an overweight, sad girl. >> man: aubrie was not too happy. she said she looked very overweight. >> that was my breaking point. my breaking point was seeing these pictures, and i knew i had to make a change. it was awful. >> and then aubrie found zumba fitness. >> i've tried to lose weight several times before, but when i tried zumba fitness, my body reacted immediately. thanks to zumba fitness, i lost 53 pounds. i went from a size 14 to a size 4. i mean, incredible! in just a short amount of time, just by dancing and having a good time and exercising. it made me feel fantastic. i was able to look great, feel great, and have the time of my life at my wedding because of zumba fitness. [♪...] zumba fitness is easy. as long as you're moving, you're doing it right. you're getting your heart rate to where it needs to be to burn those calories. it's fun. and everybody loves to dance. >> i would definitely recommend zumba fitness to anybody. uh, you can see the results sitting right next to me. we have this wonderful stomach,

with legs, that i love to come home to every day. >> it was a life-changing event. for me, for everybody else around me and especially for my husband. >> oh, she's definitely a lot hotter, and i just want to show her off to the world. >> zumba fitness changed my life and it can totally change yours. >> female announcer: you've seen how easy it is to get up and get moving with zumba fitness. so what are you waiting for? you can try zumba fitness risk-free for a full 30 days and if you're not completely satisfied, simply send it back for a full refund of the purchase price, but the bonus dvd and the toning sticks are yours to keep as our free gifts to you. you must call now to take advantage of this special introductory price and receive your free upgrade to express shipping. operators are standing by, so call or log on now. >> thanks to zumba fitness, i've lost over 50 pounds. i've gone from a size 18 down to a perfect size 6. zumba fitness worked for me

simply because it is easy. listen, i'm telling you, the best thing that you cado is to order the zumba exhilarate body shaping system. you're going to change your entire life: your body, your spirit, your mind. all of that is going to be changed by this gift in a box that is going to come to your door. do it now. you won't regret it. >> male announcer: operators are standing by, so call and order now. >> i used to be the girl who would stand in the corner. i did not think i looked pretty. i just had very low self-esteem. i was at a point of depression, i thought i wasn't gonna get out of it. since starting zumba fitness, i've lost a total of 88 pounds, i went from a size 18 to a size 6, i saw my stomach shrink, i saw my thighs shrink, everything fits better, i can buy cute clothes. it's changed my life. if you just give zumba fitness a try, i promise you, it will be so worth it. [♪...] >> zumba fitness has been

changing lives for over a decade. and with thousands of zumba fitness fans gathered in one place, there's no shortage of stories. check out this inspirational story we discovered at a photoshoot for zumba's very own z-life magazine. >> as a mother of four, since discovering zumba fitness, my body has completely changed. i have lost now 17 pounds, my muscles have gotten very toned. i have more energy than ever. the best part about it is you don't feel like you're exercising, which makes you want to continue to do it because it's so much fun. you just simply have to be willing to put a smile on your face and be willing to move and you're gonna have a great time. zumba fitness makes me feel fantastic. it has completely transformed my life and my body and i'm not the same. i'm better than i've ever been. if not for zumba fitness, i honestly don't know where i would be. the zumba program has completely changed my life. >> sometimes people find zumba fitness without even looking for it.

that's definitely true of this next story. andrea is a junior high school spanish teacher. she invited a zumba fitness instructor to her clasto teach her students about latin dance. once she saw how much fun it was and how easy it was to learn, she decided to try it herself, and it changed her life. >> i'm a spanish teacher at a middle school. before zumba fitness and losing the weight, i had less energy, i was more fatigued, very tired. i sat at my desk, instructed from my desk, did not get up. [students speak spanish] >> bailar means to... >> students: dance. >> as part of our cinco de mayo unit, we decided to invite a zumba instructor to come to our class to share latin dance moves with our students. >> students: hola, [indistinct]. [♪...] >> andrea: when i first saw zumba fitness in person i didn't realize how motivating it was, how enthusiastic we would all be, the energy, the music. i didn't realize how fun it could be. by following the zumba fitness

program, i went from a size 18 to a size 4, i lost 87 pounds, my butt is tight and toned, my legs are lean and i have less cellulite. now i don't have to diet, i don't have to watch what i eat. i don't have to skip the cupcake if i want it. i just do zumba fitness and i can maintain. when i was 87 pounds heavier, the idea of putting on a swimsuit and walking down the beach was mortifying. um, i didn't want to be one of those. i wasn't comfortable in my own skin. i wasn't even comfortable wearing a swimsuit or purchasing one. and now, when i put on that bikini and walk down that beach, i feel like i've accomplished so much with zumba fitness. i get emotional when i talk about my success with zumba because i'm so happy that i've made a lifestyle change and that i have something that i can enjoy for the rest of my life with zumba fitness. order the dvds. give it a try. you're gonna like it. >> story after story, you've seen proof that the zumba fitness program works.

you've heard from the everyday women and men who have tried it. you've seen their incredible before and after photos. and you've witnessed the amazing changes that have occurred in their bodies and their lives. so no more excuses. it's time to ditch the workout and join the party with zumba fitness. >> i was 308 pounds at my heaviest. i have struggled with weight my entire life. i was always known as the big girl with the pretty face. you know, people didn't say, "oh, you look nice," they went, "oh, you have such a pretty face." with the zumba fitness program, i have lost a total of 156 pounds. i went from a size 24 to a size 4. not only did it change my body and the way i feel, but it changed my life. i found that this was the one thing that could stick to and that i enjoyed and that i could do for a lifetime. with the zumba dvds, i could be at home doing my own thing, enjoying it at my own pace, so if i did get tired and i needed to sit down, i wasn't embarrassed to do so. with zumba fitness, it's the easiest exercise you will do. you do not have to be a dancer,

you don't have to have a dance background. i'm telling you that you can do this. you need to pick up the phone, get off your butt because i was a size 24, so if i can get up and move at 300 pounds, then i know you can do it too. so make the choice and move. >> female announcer: how many yo-yo diets have you been on? how many exercise programs have you quit? isn't it time someone came up with an effective weight loss program you could actually stick with? now they have! >> male announcer: introducing the all-new exhilarate body shaping system from the worldwide leader in dance fitness: zumba! >> female announcer: zumba fitness is the hot, latin-inspired dance fitness program followed by more than 14 million people around the world. and with the dvds at home, it's like a dance party right in your own living room. >> male announcer: yet it's so effective, a scientific study has proven zumba fitness can burn up to one thousand calories in just one workout, all while having fun. you'll get started fast with our

step by step dvd. learn at your own pace up to 24 of the most popular zumba dance steps. >> female announcer: our exclusive easy beat breakdown technique makes it easy for anyone to follow along and burn calories while having fun. >> male announcer: plus, with our innovative switch-angle feature, you can see the moves from the front or the back with the click of a button. >> female announcer: in our activate dvd, you'll take your new moves to the next level. follow along to a variety of rhythms and tempos designed to burn fat fast and put you into your endorphin release zone. >> male announcer: we'll also include our exhilarate dvd, a heart-pumping cardio party designed to incinerate calories, slim you down, and shed the fat fast. >> female announcer: next, you'll get ripped, an innovative exclusive zumba toning sticks to shape, sculpt and tone your entire body from top to bottom. >> male announcer: and now, we'll include mix as a bonus

workout on the same dvd. it's like a trip around the world as you incinerate calories following special guest instructors who lead you through authentic rhythms from every corner of the globe. >> female announcer: everything you need to know is spelled out for you in our exhilarate program guide. inside, you'll find custom workout calendars, a total body stretching program, training tips, extra motivation and much more. we even give you a healthy eating plan full of mouth-watering recipes so you can quickly lose weight while enjoying delicious, satisfying meals. >> male announcer: plus, order now and we'll include the zumba 10-day accelerated body shaping system, so you can shed the fat fast and lose a full dress or pant size in your first 10 days, guaranteed. >> female announcer: personal trainers can cost more than $100 an hour, and home fitness equipment can cost thousands of dollars. but you won't pay hundreds and you won't pay thousands. >> male announcer: call now and we'll rush you the all-new zumba exhilarate dvd body shaping

system for the lowest price ever-- just three payments of only $19.95! this is the lowest price we've ever offered. [siren wails] >> female announcer: hold everything! now you can try zumba fitness and get 3-for-free. that's right; order now and we'll include three amazing free gifts. >> male announcer: first, you'll receive our rush dvd, a 20-minute routine perfect for whenever you're tight on time or just want a quick rush of zumba energy. >> female announcer: next, you'll receive our newest zumba toning sticks. these light hand weights help you burn more calories and shape and sculpt your body even faster. they rattle when you shake them, to make it even more fun to move with the music. >> male announcer: and finally, we'll upgrade your order to express delivery, a $15 value, at no extra charge. so now you can begin your zumba fitness transformation in just five to seven business days. best of all, you can try zumba fitness risk-free for a full 30 days and if you're not completely satisfied, simply send it back for a full refund of the purchase price, but the bonus dvd and toning

sticks are yours to keep as our free gifts to you. >> female announcer: so call now to take advantage of our lowest price ever and receive your free upgrade to express shipping. remember, this incredible 3-for-free offer is only available for a limited time. operators are standing by, so call or log on now. >> zumba fitness is fun! >> it just makes me come alive! >> it's addicting! i love it! >> they want to know how i did it, what was i taking and i haven't taken anything, but my dvd player and put it to use with my zumba fitness dvds. >> if you want abs like this, you should try zumba fitness dvds. it definitely works. [♪...] >> female announcer: this has been a paid presentation for the exhilarate body shaping system brought to you by zumba fitness.

[dialing] hi, sally. it's me. dick. i'm in the car. i'm on the new cellular, silly. yeah. so, what are you guys doing? [squealing tires] tv? oh, what's on? oh, that's my favorite show! i tell you what, put the phone up to the tv. uh, dick, watch the road. oh, sally, hang on. do you wanna eat pizza tonight? no, no, i'll call 'em. i've got a coupon in my wallet. yeah. bye-bye. dick, you drive. i--i'll call in the order. now, where's that coupon? oh, here, i'll get the coupon. i'll get the coupon-- [giggling] can't you just order a pizza when we get home? oh, here it is. here, now. you see, mary? everything's fine... and we'll have nice...hot... piping... pizza... when we... get... di-i-ick!

[crash] i--i don't know how this could've happened. i-it just came out of nowhere. dick, those tire tracks tell a different story. it looks like you drove off the road and straight into this tree. well, that tree must be new because i've driven off this road several times, and i never hit it once. were you distracted, maybe take your eyes off the road? no. he was ordering a pizza. mary--please-- that's the whiplash talking. [arguing over each other] well, in any case! an accident report s to be filed. it's just a good thing you aren't drunk, dick, because that would be a lot more paperwork! oh, mary...what am i gonna do? you should call your insurance company. my insurance company? oh, don't tell me you're not covered. well, uh, of course i'm covered. i'm with the same insurance company as you. what's their number again? oh. it's on the back of this card.

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kindle fire is amazing. it's a life-changer. well... there it is, gang. oh, my god, dick, what the hell did you do? how're we gonna get groceries? yeah! or tow each other around the block on skateboards? come on! just be thankful i wasn't killed! you're right. 'cause then we'd have to find a ride to your funeral 'cause you wrecked our freakin' car! i'm gonna go talk to the mechanic. i'm telling you right now: if i don't get in that office and find a calendar with greasy women posing on car hoods... i swear to god... i'm breaking something.

ok now, you need to chill out. i'm breaking something. mr. solomon. gary parkinson, buckeye fidelity insurance. you called about your rambler. oh, yes, gary. thank you for getting here so quickly. here it is. this car's been in an accident. you bet. why else would i want insurance? no. you have to buy the insurance before the accident. say again? you have to buy the insurance befothe accident. oh, i see. so that's how this little scam of yours works. no. it's-- you people are the worst kind of scum, you know that? now, if you'll excuse me, gary, i have to get back to my... respectable job! try finding another sucker. good day, sir. well, i'm screwed. well, uh, maybe you should rent a car. oh. and i suppose if i had insurance, you'd pay for that, too.

yeah, we would. good day, sir! oh. hi. gary parkinson, buckeye fidelity insurance. ohh. harry solomon. that's all i got. harry, how would you like to experience complete peace of mind? well... i don't know. i hear that. bam! what? you just got hit by a bus. who's gonna take care of your family? well, i'd say the bus driver owes me one. after he found out you didn't have insurance, he died laughing. but it doesn't have to be that way, harry. i'll show you how you can build a safer tomorrow today, with insurance. whoa! you'd do that for me? harry, you might find that a good insurance salesman

can become your best friend. gosh. you just give me the go-ahead, and bam! you're insured! give me a call, ok? ok. all right. bam! hey... you did what i did. all right! bam! there it is again. bam! ok. bam. i like that guy. so, what do you think? about what? my rental car. isn't it great? not really. not really? nina, just watch what this baby can do. [starts car] what? it started right up. and listen to this. it's called fm radio. there's jazz, or rock... or my personal favorite, latin salsa.

[salsa music plays] all cars have that. well, not the rambler. if i'd known what an antiquated piece of crap that car was, i would've crashed it years ago. oh, and, uh, speaking of crap... i just noticed a little something on my windshield. gee, i wish there was some way i could get rid of that. wait a second, what's this? will you look at that? blue juice at the touch of a button. now, tell me that's not damn cool. i have to get back to the office. yeah. me, too. dick, open the door. oh, are they locked? gee, i'm sorry. you locked them again. well, allow me to unlock them for you. you unlock these doors right now! you didn't say the password. what's the password? the password is... salsa! [salsa plays on radio]

all right. your total is... $4,955. what? $4,955? there was significant damage. well, i think if we try really hard, we can get this number down just a little bit. look at this: "replace crankshaft"? do we really need that? if you want the car to go. ok, but right here, uh, "new brake lines front and rear." can't we just go with one or the other? not if you want the car to stop. yeah... ah! ah! ah! "new hood ornament"? we do not need that, d you know it. fine. i'll leave it off. you can't just leave that off. that makes the car. yeah. just...tell me what you want. we want you to drop the attitude and put the new hood ornament on the damn car! now let's crunch these numbers one more time and see what we got, ok? your total's $4,955. now we're talking. that wasn't so hard now, was it, sweetie? get back to work, all right?

lock doors. [chirp] unlock doors. [chirp chirp] open truck. [thump] close trunk. close trunk. oh, damn. i guess i'll have to learn to close my own trunk. hello, dick. oh, hey, don. you want to go for a spin in my... sweet ride? sorry, dick. i'm here on official police business. i was going over your accident report, and i noticed you didn't fill out your insurance info. oh, that's because i don't have any insurance. but, dick, that's just plain crazy! you have to have insurance. why? it's just a bet against myself. the only way i can win my money back is by getting horribly injured. you know, dick, you have a good point. i don't even know why i'm here. oh, wait, i know why i'm here...

because it's the law! no, it's not. yes, it is. no, it's not. yes, it is. well, i subscribe to nature's law. the industrious beaver doesn't insure his dam, does he? no! he rolls the dice and if a flood should strike, he smiles his toothed grin, slaps his tail upon the water, and flies away! i'm just gonna put down state farm. fine. now if you'll excuse me, i think a squirrel just flew into my trunk. "arthritis"? no. "asthma"? no. "have you smoked in the last 5 years?" yes. no, you haven't. yes, i have. you really haven't. yes. i really have. oops! already checked "no."

well, that's unfortunate, 'cause i enjoy the occasional cigar. i didn't hear that. [loud] i said i enjoy the occasional cigar! you don't smoke. hell, i'll smoke that banana right there. you don't smoke! ok. i don't smoke. you know, i really do smoke. wow! great ride, isn't it? whatever. yup. the rental car is superior to the rambler in every way. [chirp chirp] i don't like the way it smells, dick. it's got kind of a new-car smell. mm. and the--the way the headlights just mold into the front grill. it's just... it's smug! mm. it's trying too hard. yeah. let's just get the rambler fixed. no. our friend the mechanic said he'd give us $400 for the old heap. $400! we're trading up. the 2000s are in, and the '99s must go.

prices are slashed so low, we won't believe our eyes. we're talking well-equipped models, priced to move! well, if they're priced to move... i don't know. i'm sure we'll see savings like this again. these are once-in-a-lifetime deals! all right. wow... "loss of any limb, $5,000"? hmm. so...if i lost a foot, um, do i get credit for the toes, too? $200 per digit. wow! that's a nice little nest egg. that's if they get cut off. when they get cut off. right. you know, harry, i was looking over your disability policy, and you could benefit from some additional coverage. oh, no, no, thanks. i appreciate you looking after me, but i really can't afford any more. [sighs] ok. w-well, wh-what-- w-wait a second. where you going? well, i just thought you were serious about wanting to protect your family,

but i guess i was wrong. just forget the whole thing! well, wait a second, gary. don't say it like that. i do care about my family. that's what they all say. whoa, whoa, wait a second, wait a second. wh-what if we were to tack on an extra... $100,000? come on! help me out here! tch. you got it. aww... oh, uh, by the way, gary, you know that pencil you gave me with your name on it? yeah? i still haven't sharpened it. all right. here you go. 400 bucks. oh. not bad for a day's work. i could make a tidy living crashing cars. so, george, what now? couple of fenders, new coat of paint, and then... long slow drives in the country with the missus? actually, we're gonna... chop it up and strip it for parts. oh. well... you're not gonna tell me what to do with my money, i'm not gonna tell you what to do with your car.

happy chopping. so long, george. dick. so long, car. i just said good-bye to a car. what's that all about? sorry. i didn't mean it. whoa.

yeah. is gary in? still in a meeting. ok, i'll hold. oh, i can't hold. ok. well, um, just tell him i called. again. third time now. ok. bye-bye. hey, guys. hey. well, here it is. $400. so you sold the rambler. yeah. and the funniest thing happened. when i was leaving, i said good-bye to it like it was a person, like it would actually answer back. you talked to the car?

i--i know it makes no sense. i mean... i-it's only a car. it can't think. it can't feel. ha! dick, it's like you actually miss that broken-down pile of junk. i do. good. 'cause i do, too. i miss the hell out of it, too! oh, this is crazy. i mean... the rambler's just a thing! you're right. it's just a big pile of metal and rubber. and gaskets. and hoses. and that crack in the leather with the foam sticking out. it kind of pinched you. so nice. i loved that crack. that was a great crack. ok, what's wrong with us? it's like our emotions can't tell the difference between an inanimate object and a sentient being. yeah. somehow we got so attached to it. like it was a member of our family. all right, this is ridiculous. we're never gonna get the rambler back. it would cost us $5,000 that we don't have. what we do have is... a first payment on a new car. a better car. yeah! one with better seats! sun roof!

moon roof! cd changer with 6-speaker stereo surround. clock. clock? we can get a clock? you bet your ass we can get a clock. all right! yes. "buckeye fidelity insurance," can i speak with gary parkinson please? still in a meeting. no, i don't want his voice mail! that man sold me insurance! god! you have got to stop calling him. i just need to talk to him. i don't get it. everything was going so great. why won't he call me? you're driving him away. you're being needy. i am needy! oh, for god's sake. sit down, harry! there's only one way to get a man to call you back. cry on his machine? no. drive by his house? no! don't you know the rules? you don't call him. you don't write him. you don't even think about him. you have moved on. i've moved on. you don't care if he calls. i don't give a lick. you make him... come to you. he comes to me.

because if he calls you back, harry... he's yours forever. but...if he doesn't... he was never your insurance agent to begin with. boy, it's a nice night, isn't it? uh-huh. i've never seen the doughnut shop so crowded. uh-huh. oh, look, dick. a wolf just chewed off my ankle. uh-huh. ok, dick, what's going on? mary, i've done something awful. what did you do? i've been unfaithful. oh, dick! how could you? i don't-- i don't know. at first it just seemed so...new and exciting. it's tina swain from the history department, isn't it? you know they're fake. what are you talking about?

the other woman. the other woman-- mary, i'm talking about my car! why does everything have to be about you? oh. ...so i said to myself, "harry, you are walking around without catastrophic dental." we can't have that, can we? no, we cannot, ted. let's talk about deductibles. harry? what are you doing here? oh. hi, gary. i'm just upping my coverage. why are you talking to ted? well, i couldn't get you on the phone. ted picked right up. you mind, gary? i'm right in the middle of writing a policy here. butt out! this is between me and him! i'm interested in your boat and home policy. what is this? you never told me you had a boat! well, you never asked. for pleasure craft under 30 feet-- hey...he's my client, you son of a bitch! get out of my cubicle!

all right, fellas, fellas. please! don't fight over me. it's unseemly. i'll be in touch, ted... "ashby." i'll call you tonight. bam! ahh... somehow the stars always seem so much brighter from inside this car. mm. this is the first place on earth that we ever... you know... sat. hey... what are you guys doing in my car? oh...sorry, george. we'll just be another minute. oh...hurry up. tow truck's on its way. man, you guys remember when we first saw this thing? we laughed so hard. what a primitive form of transportation. it's so loud. so uncomfortable. and slow. i mean, moving parts? come on!

but then the first time we took a drive, wow. the wind in our hair... the rain in our hair... the snow in our hair... and then we learned about the top. well, old gal... i guess this is it. hopefully, some of your parts will go to help some other car live a long and happy life. we just want you to know that whenever we see a rambler proudly rolling down the highway, we'll think of you. good-bye, old friend. [tow truck arrives] all right, back it up. come on back. come on. i can't take it anymore! noooo! harry! harry, what are you doing? did it hurt? god, harry. harry: oh, it did. wait a minute. harry's got insurance! harry: harry's in throbbing pain... what do you mean? we can fix the car! yeah! he's got to have at least $5,000 worth of damage on his face alone!

you think? look at where his nose is! yay! yay! yay! harry: ow! aww... aww... aww... sorry, harry. that might be enough for a cd changer. look at that rambler shining in the moonlight. yeah. it's great. just like the old days. yup. stalled twice on the way home, and the muffler's in the trunk. yeah. all's right with the world. yeah. i'm just glad i had insurance. thanks to harry. oww! you know, it's weird. humans are not very discriminating. i mean, they become as emotionally attached to objects as they do to people. no, it's not just the objects, sally. it's the memories and feelings that we associate with them. but then where does that end? i mean, we have memories and feelings associated with everything. i'm surprised we can throw out garbage. garbage? who's been throwing out garbage? i thought i was very clear about that! no, nhe does it all the time. captioning made possible by carsey-werner company l.l.c. and the u.s. department of education

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[captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> now on "extra" -- j.lo's new stalker nightmare. crazed fan who snuck inside her hamptons estate and camped her secretding to be husband and you won't believe what else he did. kanye's first interview about kim and baby north. >> she's my joy and she brought the world.into >> the photog he attacked suing today. kanye's battle dating the world's biggest paparazzi magnet. kidnapped teen hannah anderson breaking her silence about her terrifying ordeal. why hannah texted the man who killed her mother and brother and held her captive.

simon's secret meeting with his baby mama's furious ex. how cowell calmed him down. heidi andrn versus mel b. how their weekend at howard's became a disaster. of any morehe end visits. >> you'll get over it, grumpy. >> our a.j. on daddy duty with father-to-be alec baldwin. all new star shots today. who's robert pattinson making out with? waited 27 years to marry her man. went, what?ly >> "extra, extra." >> welcome to "extra" at the grove. i'm mario lopez. >> and i'm maria menounos. coming up, kanye west speaks out andthe first time about kim baby north. nice to see that side of him, right? >> it is. having a baby changes a guy, i'll tell you that. first, jennifer lopez's scary security breach. an obsessed fan not only got on to her property, he made and almost took

it a lot father. >> j.lo's hamptons horror, talked by this obsessed man, accused of breaking into her $10 million mansion and playing house. this is john dubis' mugshot. phot photo bizarre on facebook with the message and this is the message he wrote to her on the sand. allegedly camped out for six days at her hamptons without security finding out. lewd act initted a her garden. >> so disgusting and so scary. when security confronted him, he reportedly tried to claim he was j.lo's husband and father of her kids. >> lopez not there at the time. a restraining order against him in the past. $100,000g held on bail. details on simon's summit with

ex, a day after confirming his fatherhood to the bbc. 6 confirming that cowell met with andrew silverman at a small airport trying to get his name removed from the divorce papers and asking silverman not to talk about him. simon and lauren silverman reuniting in france. >> friends, family and anderson, paying final respects to gia allemand theew york as it's revealed "bachelorette" star left a handwritten suicide note. indicating itort was found on her dining room simply saying "mom gets everything." >> unable to hold back the tears. >> he had a really big heart. california teen hannah anderson speaking for the first time about her ordeal, andmbering her mother brother on "the today show." >> the blue is for ethan and the pink's for my mom. interview shedding light the manelationship with who killed them. family friend james dimaggio and why she texted him the day he

abducted her. him the address so he knew where he could get me. thank everyone who helped find me that. >> had my home town of san diego country,d, the whole for that matter. >> we are hours away from the tv of kim and kanye's baby north. are you surprised they're doing on kris' show? >> absolutely not. wanted to go out with a bang and this will get a lot of attention and hopefully viewers a sneak peek for you at kanye's new interview. timeirst words in a long that haven't ended with him punching a cameraman. kim. west melting over >> i just dreamed about being ixt to her and any time could. >> smiling about his girl and gushing about their baby daughter. my joy and she brought my new joy into the world and just try to get home early to be around my family. jenner's talkis show couch going there about all the k-dash chaos. knows you don't like

paparazzi, why would you be with this person and i'm saying i'm because i this person love this person and she's worth to me. >> but is it worth a lawsuit? >> come on, kanye, be cool, man. >> for the first time, we're daniel ramosdeo shot during the infamous airport decidedwn, authorities not to prosecute bue -- but the filed these papers claiming assault and battery. >> i felt he was going to attack me. kris defending kanye. >> he is such a great guy and great member of my family. our first look at the new member of the family. >> i don't want to start jumping here. down on the couch >> we'll have it tomorrow on "extra." school tomth the old cruise reference right there. all right. it was fight night on "america's stern and" as howard howie mandel got into it a little bit. >> you know howard's never to say what he thinks and the tension may have started at

a dinner party howard threw at his house. tony dovolani got the full story backstage after the show. sure, america's got talent but the judges? >> you guys disagree a lot. ever haveuld never, said that. >> it's not about me, it's about them. gloves come out and fists come out. >> howard getting tough with with his lovie dovie wife, beth. >> she's been here every single week. >> she's incredibly hot and i love her. who knew howard was such a romantic. >> every holiday you make cards for me. >> yes, always do. and he takes pictures and prints them out and pastes them. seene thing you'll never him scribable in those cards. poetry. not into >> which she watches "the bachelor" and one of those guys reading poetry. >> don't ever write me a poem. keep peace on to the panel, inviting the judges over to dinner. >> do you think the supreme court gets together and parties? >> what happened at howard's

party? >> heidi and mel, an hour and 15 minutes late. were late. you >> i know. it wasn't my fault, though. >> that is the end of any more my place. >> you'll get over it. >> howard happy with the acts moving on to next week's semifinals >> i'm america's judge. i know how america thinks. of america's judges, including our favorite video bomber back in action tuesday on nbc. >> don't call him r.patz anymore. robert pattinson says he's not a fan of his famous nickname. >> i get it. nicknames,se sometimes they're cool, sometimes they're not but they come with the territory. thing i'm pretty sure robert like is his new gig and we've got the pictures to prove it. one down and dirty makeout session for a movie. and mia wasikowska filming a movie, "mapsir new betterstars," and they

be on the lookout for hate mail from crazy "twilight" fans. from material girl to golden girl. madonna rocking a gold grill in where she stopped by to hard candy fitness center. three words. beyonce, brazil, bikini. gigupcoming latin american on the upcoming mrs. carter tour. and alec and hilaria baldwin time with this bundle of joy before hilaria gives birth. a.j. calloway with the couple baby.heir new hilaria is ready for baby baldwin to be born. come now.ing to >> any day now, hilaria. >> in just three days, moving's

hottest stars invading. katy perry, j.t.e and miley and gaga performing. she's so ready to blast off. >> lady g always brings a shock show. when she sits down, she'll be sitting next to katy, selena with divist -- taylor swift for and everyoneout waiting for these guys. >> it's the v.m.a.'s. rumoredcers keeping the reunion hush, hush but at planetkeep fans hollywood resort and casino quiet about it. >> i want you out that door, baby, bye bye bye. >> it all goes down this sunday on mtv. new video inside tina turner's top secret swiss

wedding and the bombshell tina dropped on oprah. >> be careful how i say this. robin williams crazy interview about his tv return and why you'll never see him wearing google glasses. hers jackson's new name, new life revealed. >> "extra" brought to you by sargento natural cheese.

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>> time to test someone in our crowd here. the subject, music. the question is, which singer holds the all-time record for a soloncert tickets as performer? >> genie is going to play with us today. madonna, michael jackson, or tina turner? jackson.l >> i would think the same thing.

it's actually tina turner. >> crazy, right? tina's been around since the 1960's. she's doing a rare interview oprah, talking all about her recent wedding. and erwin bach's interview. >> i saw you talking about the old days with ike, is it hard for you to hear? touching on the years of by ike and grilling turner on whether the queen of rock and roll truly is retired. how hard was that to hang up the shoes? >> i have to be careful how i say this. tina open, as always. she's never hid from her story. withhe walked out on ike just 36 cents and a gas card in 1978 and never looked back. now, an unbelievable 73, tina fortune,lion dollar those legs and the one thing oprah never thought she'd have

again, a new husband. >> i literally went, what? >> tina and erwin had been yearsy unmarried for 27 like oprah and stedman. tina's wedding, big, beautiful in the reason o was switzerland when she got the pretty woman treatment from the ignorant shop keep. a great time in switzerland other than that moment and i went next door and bought another bag. oprah's a great support, a great friend, now. what can one want from a person that does as much as she does. >> how about your very own interview. watch tina sunday night on o. >> from a singing legend to comedy legend. this fall, robin williams returns to prime time tv more than 30 years aftermork and mindy" ended. interview is any indication, get ready to laugh. hen mork left earth for ork, left tv. >> it's been 32 years since i'vee been on a television series. >> robin williams making his tv "the crazy ones."

me.e, me, >> it's a dream gig for co-star williams fan sarah gellar. a chicago ad man and his daughter. >> my name is on the door now. >> they're at a crucial point potentially losing a major client. >> robin hoping future story features tech products. >> like google glasses. it will be when you have google glasses, hi, hold on text.nt, just getting a >> you ok? >> everything's great. of "the crazy ones." >> please watch it. >> she's got children. >> so does he. i've got bills. >> mortgage. >> alimony. calldon't know what you

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>> get ready to shake your head if you sawon't know this, mario, convicted killer jodi arias has started a book club from behind bars. >> look out, oprah. i tell you what, she has a lot of time on her hands to be reading. going to check's out the new book written by one outspoken critics, hln's jane valez jane valez mit. she stared evil in the face and asked how does this happen. >> nobody comes out of the womb evil and the question i ask is evilid she become in sick

killer? >> jane valez mitchell taking on today's headlines. >> if she goes to jail, she'll lose her tan. her sights, joe and teresa giudice. >> the problem with these thinky tv stars is they they're working with play money. are don't understand there consequences to their wild overspending. hernandez facing consequences, indicted today for murdering their friend. who has such a fabulous life can destroy it with violence like this, why? jane saving her biggest shocker for last, oscar pistorius, the blade gunner. she thinks he may walk. >> when i look at that story, will justicerried, be served? will his fame overshadow everything else and make the powers that be look the other way. >> another person jane has been talking about a lot recently, jackson. >> yeah, she has. today we are learning more about paris' secret new life. life, new name, say hello

to frankie. now a the alias paris, redhead, is reportedly using at therapeutic boarding school in utah. her brother, prince, keeping quiet. reports are she's doing well in intensive therapy 78 days after her suicide attempt. >> overdose. >> someone at the $14,000-per-month school leaked new pics of paris. we've chosen not to show them. rowe, threatening to sue whoever sold out her daughter. with paris wasd tragic. it was a cry for help. jackson family therney weighing in on jackson family drama. >> debbie rowe, does she have an to adopt paris? >> that would be the wrong way to go. if she has a relationship with forward, it will be good for paris.

>> are you keeping up with the a.e.g. case? i'm believing she'll walk away with a lot of money. shakedown.s like a >> no, i don't agree with you. a higher duty to look behind the screen and say who is tos guy and what is he michael? >> new details on the billion dollar

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>> today on "tmz" -- >> now we know wentworth miller, prison break, is not into putin because he's gay. >> had a film entered in the film festival. invited to come and wrote this letter. it says, as a gay man, i must decline. >> now i get "prison break." >> he was the only guy on the show who wanted stay in the prison. >> that's true! >> madonna, where she's still 20 years old, she has a grill in now. >> wearing a damn grill! >> that's a face, jeepers! >> looks like she got stung by bees or allergic to something.

>> lead singer of black keys just finalized his divorce. his wife, it says she gets to keep bob dylan's hair. >> who buys someone's hair? >> suppose i have freddy's hair. >> has to be somebody cooler. >> randy savage. he's the macho man. that's different. >> lindsay lohan is trying to call us out after we said she's making bad decisions. >> trying to help her, ok. you see somebody walking across the stre and car is about to hit him, jump over there and grab him. >> that car was going to pick her up and take her to disneyland. >> you know what they do at disneyland? ecstasy. >> where does that come from? >> you guys never done disneyland? [laughter] [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] >> prison break star wentworth miller has come out of the closet and now he wants to stick it to putin. and can you blame him? >> so yesterday's internet like exploded.

>> totally. >> wentworth miller came out as a gay man -- >> women, react. >> it's not fair! >> gay men, react! but wentworth didn't just say he was gay, he said he was gay for russia. which is different then it sounds. >> he had a film entered in the same film festival and was invited to come. >> miller refused, citing russia yeas severe anti-gay laws saying in a letter,000 as a gay man, i must decline. i cannot in good conscious celebrate in a celebratory occasion hosted by a country where people like myself are being systematically denied to live and open lovingly." >> great on a couple levels. he didn't do it to say look at me, everybody. it's also attached to a really important issue where he wanted to take a stand and i have to make a declaration here. and it feels more important and

better. >> he's a good guy. >> how, how did this not come out before that he's -- women love him. there's putin getting thrown out of left and right. >> putin? oh, putin, that sounds dirty. >> the other guy is like why didn't you come out with her on the show so i could have got even more putin? >> yes, dom nix the real putin here. but speaking of putin and gays -- >> best thing about russia is vladimir putin on the horse shirtless. >> is that a male horse? we would not want to have to arrest you vladimir putin. up! or god's sake, cover thanks, civil rights! >> we got kristin cavallari in full on bitchy girl mode. she's leaving a place called hoe ray henry's. >> are you paying for my taxi? >> yeah. >> $20. >> yeah. >> there's a bunch of