flashing her cameras and she's just complaining. >> you got to pose for me. >> five, let's go! five each. give me $5! pony the [bleep]. >> was she serious? >> i'm telling you, this is pitchy girl mode. it is very, very common among women. [laughter] >> she's drunk and she's out and just having fun. i watched the video. >> i like you a lot. you're wrong. >> you can't say she's wrong. it's not objective. >> harvey, we have a kristin cavallari expert. someone that has known her very well over the years. [laughter] >> kristin cavallari's definitely a bitch. >> like that. >> this is bob dylan's hair. it's legendary. it's lustrous. and it's also living in

tennessee with some recently divorced lady! don't worry, we will explain. dan ar buck, lead singer of the black keerks finalized hiss divorce. his wife listed the weirdest ing under the stuff that she gets. it says that she gets to keep bob dylan's hair. >> yes. dan owns some of bock dylan's hair. not anymore, now his ex-wife has it. divorce is sad. but what is eric doing, young folk singer dylan, weird '60's doing? old man that looks like a drifter who might stab you dylan? we need more information! >> it doesn't offer anymore information. it doesn't say where they got it. it doesn't say how they got it. it doesn't say anything t just says bob dylan hair. >> you know what it means legally? >> what? >> she won by a hair! >> no, no, harvey, no! >> don't listen to him, boss. that was delicious word play. as for bob dylan, he's released the following statement --

>> well said, sir. >> who buys someone's hair? >> you would not want a famous wrestler's hair? >> why would i want someone's hair? >> hulk hogan. >> rick flair. >> randy savage. >> he's the macho man. that's different. [laughter] >> what an idiot. >> how dare you talk that way about macho man! he taught us what slim-jims were. >> welcome to a slim-jim! >> oh, macho man, you're selling dried meat fixed to god now. >> what's going on, man? >> we got mystical, famous rapper. before we could say anything, he cuts us out. >> look at the phone. >> i'm kind of drove now. get a zoom. >> you know it's 2013. >> it got stolen. [bleep] >> what is does he sing? >> "shake ass." >> oh, i love that song! >> oh, jesus, what do we have a wedding?

oh, my god! [laughter] >> shake that ass. what yourself! > what yourself. [laughter] >> all right, mystical, thank you,. take it easy. >> now, marijuana, it makes you forget some stuff. starring with khalifa and this guy, who missed with his wedding because he was stoned out of his freaking mind, yo! >> currently the hot sitter in new york. rapper. >> huge rapper and also huge fan of -- >> marijuana, the burning weed with its roots in hell! >> right. anyway, currency was enjoying some fine cannabis this weekend but it just happened to be the same day his good friend wiz khalifa, you know, got married. >> on his wedding, man. baked ere totally like

and i totally smoked off my appearance. >> he got so high that he -- he forgot to go to wiz's wding! >> hey, it happens. weed makes you forget stuff, like weddings and birthdays and shirts and weddings. >> you roll up the invitation? >> no, i didn't, man. you know how things happen, man. >> yeah. >> sure, if you have to, but you couldn't go before the meeting? oh, wiz khalifa. yeah. >> he knows it's love and it's all good. >> wiz probably too good to take it lightly. >> wiz is like, i got married? >> this guy has one of the best laughs of all time. [laughter] >> anyway, good to see you currency and you, happy -- you know, with the bride and the cake and the -- the what do you call it? >> lindsay lohan is trying to call us out after we said she's making bad decisions.

>> lindsay lohan is fresh out of rehab and hanging out with vicram chatwell, arguably bad influence on her. >> two bad decision makers. should they be linked up after rehab? >> maybe they need each other. maybe they're supportive and positive for each other. >> we care about humanings and therefore they should be separated. >> you don't get to decide what lindsay lohan does. we're trying to shame her out of it. >> we're trying to help her. you see somebody walking across the street and car is about to hit him, you move over and jump her. >> what if that car was going to pick her up and take her to disneyland. >> hey, man, you know what they do at disneyland? ecstasy. lots of it. >> what does that come from? disneyland. you never do ecstasy? >> a lot of people do a lot of drugs at disneyland. >> trute statement. >> hey, man, happiest place on earth. >> we know one thing, she shouldn't hang out with mack. [laughter] >> coming up --

>> j.lo's house in the hamptons for six days, they lived in the pool house. walking around the grounds all day. he was posting photos on facebook. >> oh, no! >> plus -- >> madonna. where she's still 20 years old, she has a grill in now. >> oh, that grill is distracting from her face! she looks like she got stung by bees or allergic to something.

>> how many guys like mel b.? > come out what the contest isó

>> today on celebrity real awesome pass, we look at jennifer lopez's $10 million luxurious hampton estates, and 7,500 square foot home complete with eight bedrooms and 7 1/2 baths. the pool house is a bit of a hike from the main quarters, making it a huge home for a sucker, allegedly! >> camping out at j.lo's house in the hamptons.

for six days, lived in her pool house. >> according to the cops, the pool house was being occupied by this 49-year-old, pictured here. wow. you know who he kinds of looks like? david caruso with long hair, seriously. >> that's what happens when worlds collide. >> oh, writers. that show didn't happen. but back to j.lo and her unwelcomed house guest, who allegedly moved in earlier this month and no one noticed. >> how did ha happen? >> to be fair, j.lo was at one of her other 12 houses scomblfment but they have like guards patrolling the ground constantly. >> ok. maybe this guy was really good at staying undercover. >> he was walking around the grounds all day. he was posting photos on facebook of himself. >> who the hell was the security guard? the mall cop? >> sir, sir! sir! >> it's funny because it's not. >> being a stalker, there's no

-- >> he may not be a stalker. >> true. he could be a squatter who has no interest in j.lo. >> she had a previous restraining order against him for contacting her mother. >> ok, he's probably a stalker but police finally busted him for burglary, criminal contempt and stalking, a kind of lame celebrity. what's this guy's deal? is he just trying to get her attention? >> i don't know, but he just got mine. >> seriously, that's the same guy, right? ♪ >> oh, there's a bit of cleavage off last night. >> cleage off! >> cleavage off, between heidi klum and mel b. >> mel b. >> both of them had -- >> don't know. she's got great boobs going on. >> way too hidden. mel b's giving us some love. >> i want to know, i want to know how many guys like mel b? that says a lot. >> that's actually a really good question. >> that's not what the contest is, all right. >> was the cleavage off from the start?

[laughter] >> hey! heidi's cleavage is not -- that's not a man-like cleavage. it's a fashionable wardrobe. >> yeah. >> who's more appealing, hide yeah klum or mel b. >> no! >> you're moving the goal post. >> that's not what we're doing. it's about the cleavage and cleavage is the clear winner. >> the boss. >> "tmz" presents orthodontistry -- original dentist -- facetalk with madonna! oh, madge, really? >> madonna swears she's still 20 years ole. she's got a grill in now. >> there's madonna showing up to her fitness club in rome and showing off a garish gold-filled mouth. >> wearing a damn grill. >> yes, a damn -- sorry, what is the gentleman doing next to you? oh, he's making grill fingers.

sticky proof. others? >> stop, just be 70 or however old you are. >> she's actually 93 but you wouldn't know it as she does everything to make herself seem younger. like flash her breasts and date little boys and make her face not move and now grill. >> so popular right now. everybody is doing it. >> popular like in 1999. >> they were popular 100 years before that. just ask the original grill-inator, george washington! >> these wooden teeth are the dopey dope centerbugs, joe! >> as for you, m -- >> looks terrible. >> called having a ton of money and one day waking up, don't have anything else to buy. i will buy that. >> well then, congratulations, madonna! you're rich enough to look ridiculous! >> how are you doing, "tmz." how are you doing, man? >> i got andrei kirilenko. he is on the brooklyn nets. what is the best way to find a good woman?

>> in new york? >> in new york or anything. you're married. how did you know she was the one? >> process. >> process. reason why i ask this question, his wife, who's like a pop singer, she allows him to sleep with one girl a year. >> we know about this guy. >> that's awesome. >> i'm down for that one. my girlfriend is anti-one person thing. you get one person -- >> i wrote to her, you could have sex with j.c. from 'n sync or ryan gosling. >> that's who you gave her? j.c. from 'n sync? [laughter] >> good seeing you, brother. >> coming up -- >> they had a stand-up with cops and cops ended up owing the bus with the people still on it.

>> britney speers went to hurricane harbor. >> is she with her boyfriend? >> no, don't see the boyfriend there. >> i think he works there! >> we love hollywood.

>> "tmz," online and on your phone 24/7. >> the "tmz" hollywood tour. daytime, nighttight, seven days a week, we've got nothing better to do. you never know who you will see. >> what's up? how are you doing, man? >> see stars like lebron james, lady gaga, one direction, halle berry, bradley cooper, david beckham, shaquille o'neal and mike tyson. >> i got "tmz"! >> see where all of your

favorite stars hang out. sunset strip, hollywood, fancy shmansy beverly hills. "tmz" hollywood tour. we show you the real hollywood. >> a tour bus on lockdown in oklahoma, with a huge rapper on board. nd allegations of drugs! it's "tmz's" coverage of oklahoma. more like oklahomaie, right? ok. >> on tour with lil' wane and passing through oklahoma city pulled over.us got thaurt they had drugs on board and went to get a search warrant to search >> that's when the standoff began. drivers locked doors demanding they get a warrant. why? here's footage from inside the bus. kidding!

the rapper on the bus was slack. also, we don't know if they really had drugs. but the bigger question, who was on the bus? it's not weezie. he left on a plane. ditto for t.i., which only leaves -- >> 2 chains was on the bus. >> boom, 2 chains. you remember him from the birthday video and the running away from gunmen video. he's had a crazy year. anyway -- >> they ended up towing the fwouse an impound lot to wait for a warrant. >> and when the cops finely got it, they entered the bus and said -- ok, we have no idea what they actually said. but we doe know they arrested 11 people for interfering with the police process, including james. we demopet if they found any drugs on the guy but come on! thanks, oklahoma. not you but you! fabulous! >> coming up -- >> he was in super creepers. >> what is a national drinking

hollywood he doesn't drink in? >> he doesn't drink on st. patrick's day because he elieves it's for amatrsrsrs >> closed captioning and other consideration for "tmz" provided by --

>> looking good, jay. >> we saw jay, tpwhoffs "super troopers" and directed it. we asked what national holidays he doesn't drink on. >> i drink for halloween. july 4th. >> derby day? >> derby day. i drink on derby day. >> he doesn't drink on st. pat's day because he reckons it's for mateurs and doesn't like

fights. >> did you say fights or farts? >> can we make him say the things crocodile dundee says? > did the dingo eat your baby? >> what foster's australian for. >> we don't even serve foster's in australia. >> shrimp on the barbie. >> is that call shrimp. >> prawns. >> you don't see shrimp on the barbie? sfw prawns! >> say shrimp on the barbie and get over it. >> and prawns is also we use for good barbie and butterhead. >> unless you're doing the catch phrases, you have to shut the [bleep] up! >> thanks so much, jay. have a good day, brother.

>> dish nation. >> hey, everybody. welcome to "dish nation." to start the show off today, there is a very special message. >> there is something i have been wanting to tell y'all for a while. it's been hard for me to do. but i want y'all to know that i'm living an alternative life.

>> like miller who just came out? >> like the dude from nickelodeon? >> like the wrestler? >> i just said i'm living alternatively? >> how would dianna ross say it. >> you just trying to show us your ring? >> welcome to dish nation. >> if you always wanted to be like miley cyrus, we're going to to help you out. >> and bieber wants to be a dad? >> justin bieber? he got to grow up first. >> we got a lot of show. take it away. >> did you watch the show prison break? ktnñ loved it. >> former prison break star has come out of the closet. he's %(o÷41 years old. he did it while declining an invite to the st. peterpetersbu

festival. russia is a very gay unfriendly country. >> i was never going to go to russia anyway but i'm really not going now. >> he said in his letter that he has enjoyed visiting russia. he is just rubbing it in now. and in st. petersberg,o all the biltdi i buildings look like penises. >> can you send me a postcard? >> wish you were queer. >> our boy had a bad couple of weeks.

he had a seiz decembepressed st mind. allegedly he started meditating and listening to alani alanis moresette. >> she got the type of songs where you think you don't know them and when you hear them and you're like yeah, that's her. >> she got the kind of songs you don't really know the words. >> the song, i would be good, has been blowing up. that i would be good even3;u if did nothing. that i would be good even i lost sani sanity. >> that's like a confirmation song. >> what?

>> time out. did you mean affirmation or confirmation? i thought maybe you meant catholic school.kìc& you go through like alanis's catalog, i'm sure others would appear tos7 chris brown. >> maybe when he is shaving and he sees the battered woman ta too, he sees isn't it ironic. >> or one hand in his pocket? >> i don't know how i'm going to say this. i'm just going to say it. justin bieber wants to be a dad. like soon. like he can't wait. >> that's terrible news. >> i know. the 19-year-old says to "in touch," i can't wait to have a beautiful wife and little kids running around. >> i think the people on 16 and pregnant do a better job at

parenthood than justin bieber would. i would like to see him on stage with a baby. like a show? >> killing it. >> his saggy pants and one sparkly hand. off and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. >> he said you will have to wait and see as to when and how many. those things are in god's hands. >> i have heard of this thing called birth control. >> very scarey if you think that is how it works. >> what kind of dad will he be if#od he is already referring t his kids as things. we already know how it turned out for the monkey. that thing is still in germany. >> dear god or oprah or kanye or whatever you're calling yourself today. please don't let bieber pro create. >> so wait a minute, kanye is going to be on a show? >> we know chris generjennor ha

new talk show. we have an exclusive sneak peek. he says he loves kim so much he would be willing to do this for her. what would it be? >> give her her skirts back. >> break dance? >> not quite. >> tumble? >> you are the closest. watch this and find out what he said. >> there is times where when i wasn't with her, you know, i wanted to be with her so bad that i thought about taking up sports. >> honestly, i could sit there and tell my girlfriend's mom and tell her i wanted to be with her. >> you know what? look at his body language. almost like a kid that don't want to be somewhere when your momma make you go. >> did you see the rare moment that we never get to see? he actually smiled. >> wow, there it is.

>> what do you think? >> you know how i feel about it. you saidp) you not good enough you got to play a sport to get with her. >> he's the only one that got it. >> he had the most money. her first husband didn't have money. >> i just want to say that. >> we know the show, too. >> dr. phil is facing major backlash after he asked if a girl is drunk, is it okay to have sex with her. weird that he asked that. he took the tweet down because of the backlash. we have had poll questions on our web site. but the question, if the girl is drunk, is it okay to have sex with her? i tweeted back to dr. phil,

girls have sex sober? >> no. >> tammy has to be drunk to have sex. i don't know how i know that. >> there is that christmas party. here is what i will say. if she is drunk and she is like i wan that make love and you're like yeah. ask yourself in that moment, if she was sober, would she still want to have sex with you? >> so if she pulls her own panties down, panty down factor? >> i have been completely hammered so much so, i was home alone, thank god. drunk drunk drunk. i had on tight tank, tight tank and cowboy boots. i woke up completely naked with cowboy boots. >> you were probably dancing in the mirror. >> the point is that i was able to take all of my clothes off and put my boots back on. >> if you come out of the

bathroom naked with boots on. >> was i doing an air lasso, too? like yeah. i'm going to lasso you. >> maybe you skip the air lasso. >> your money when you need it people. >> notice the line here? >> ever since popcorn, his name was zane. >> dish nation facebook page, and we will pick our favorite to read on our show. >> next -- >> movie reviews based on previews. >> is this twilight meets harry potter meets blade? >> it seems like the hangover with robots. >> it's coming up in ticket or skip it. >> kate middleton is shoving her baby in khloe ckardashianace.

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>> it's time for ticket or skip it when you decide what movies you should see this weekend based solely on the trailer. >> what are you looking at? >> the mundane. >> what is the mundane? >> someone from the human would. >> is this twilight? meets harry potter? meets blade? what is this? >> i like how they also throw out the movie a try to make her over. she gets hotter and hotter as the scenes go by. >> in all of these movies when they do the transition, it's just her putting on leather. >> that's what happens when women put on leather. if more women would do it, they would see they get hotter, too.

>> i feel like i saw the whole movie in the trailer. >> i say skip it. >> i saycq ticket because i wa to see how hot she is. >> next movie is the world's end. five friends who reunite in an attempt to recreate their epic pub crawl unwittingly become >> what do you think? >> unless you do want to have sex. >> tell me right now. >> it seems like the hangover with robots. >> hello, i am a robot. >> right? and then we're watching this trailer going are they hallucinating bots? there is something weird in the beer? or did they actually, the town that they want back to party in is actually filled with robots. >> i don't know. i haven't seen it. >> in shawn of the dead it's

like, bastards. >> so you both would say? >> ticket. >> big ticket. >> i'm not familiar with shawn of the dead. >> you can learn a lot about somebody on whether they like movies like shawn of the dead. >> whether or not i like a zombie movie? >> yeah. >> i'm bummed i'm not in your club. i'm seriously heartbroken. >> it's time for pets more talented than celebrities. >> dogs can finally fly. >> a lot of people are going this is how it ends. i'm a dog. i don't fly. >> why is this guy doing this to the poor dog anyway? >> he got this service animal to help him with separation anxiety. so smart, you know, instead of

getting a clingy girlfriend.hen separation anxiety because he couldn't go hang gliding with the dude and now they go together. >> this video pisses me off. go jump off cliffs and i support that. you don't need to take your dog with you. maybe i'm just internally pissed because i can barely get my dog to sit, let alone on a hang glider. >> i have seen birds do it before. >> next. >> momma june makes a trip to the spa horrified in a special way only mama june can. >> we immediate some weird [ bleep ]. there is no other way to say that. >> that's when we dishing aboutx

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>> welcome back to dish nation. we have the answer to our dish celebrity squish. it is -- tiger woods and lind say vaugn. here is a sneak peek at our next dish celebrity squish. who do you think it is. let us know at facebook and twitter. >> this week's tabloids, love

big numbers and love to scream them at you. we start with life and style where khloe kardashian is getting a $75 million divorce but she deserves better. >> than $75 million? >> yep. don't know how that's possible. >> it's all possible. check out these pictures that just came out of lamar meeting his buddies at a gas station and they put his suitcases in the trunk of his car. either khloe kicked him out, he is on the run or he is trying to get rid of the underwear of the other women he slept with. >> kate middleton is shoving the baby in a kardashian's face. >> there should be a bubble caption like oh, you're not going to have one of these now are you? >> jessica's diet disaster.

>> the shirt didn't come in that color? that's just food stains? interesting. >> heading over to okay mag zeezee magazine. >> this is perfect proof that they make stuff up. >> it's like the girl who cried wedding. all i got to say is i never want to see jennifer anniston's pinterst board. >> and generjen bought him a $1 million gift. >> that's an expensive pair of handcuffs. >> this week when joining our favorite family, mamma june did more than prep. this time she went to a spa to get a treatment. >> momma definitely needs her spa day and needs to get her neck hairs plucked. when i go in for a hug, she

tickled me. >> it appears to be a brazilian wax. >> when they do her beard, are they charging by the square foot? >> when they do do hair removal, they charge for the cheeks, the chin, the eyebrow. >> what if you have the chinny chin chin? >> this week on extreme cougar wives, we met 27-year-old andrew who is dating 58-year-old jane. the two of them met in a personal development class and have been dating since. >> jane had said to me, i would like to kiss you now. i weighed my options carefully and what i saw is this was an adventure i couldn't refuse. so i leaned into her andf)l kis her. >> i should be happy. i am happy for them. >> she seems like a lot of fun. i bet she is a total held cat in the sack. just by looking at her hair alone, i know she is a wild

child. she put on a necklace and left it in her hair. it didn't come over her neck. she just left it laying there. >> there probably isn't going to surprise you. but jane and andrew also do civil war reenactments as a hobby. >> she was there. >> it really is a turn on. >> i had no idea where she was going with that until the endmx when i felt like vomiting. >> let's make love in front of the refrigerator. oh, ice cube. p popcicle.

cucumber. big bobs. >> i will knit you a condom. i'm a pretty good knitter. >> next -- >> we let you in on the secrets of being just like miley cyrus.

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reinforced with scratch- resistant glass ♪ okay google now. call my droid. the new droid ultra by motorola. when strength matters, droid does. >> it may be scarey, but there is a lot of people that want to look like miley cyrus. believe it or not it doesn't take much. it's not hard to achieve her personal style. >> it takes a lot of money to look this cheap. if you can mix white trash with chanel. >> i like she says less is more is her philosophy. wasn't it dolly pardon who originated the phrase it takes a

lot of money to look this cheap. >> amen. i love me some dolly. >> and she needs a little lesson on what white trash is. as someone who has spent a lot of time in trailer parks, where is the flannel. >> if you want to look trailer trash, maybe ditch the gold jewelry and at least get the fake gold that turns green and the tapered jeans. >> and a belly shirt that says i'm with stupid. >> she is 20. if you're going to be white trash -- >> it's time to start popping out kids. and you can name one of them chanel. maybe that's what she needs.

>> announcer: it's time for "the wendy williams show." today, angela bassett gets personal about her kids, marriage and her role playing coretta scott king. plus, look like a star. we reveal beauty products. plus, wendy has all the latest hot topics. now, here's wendy! [ cheers and applause ]

>> wendy: all right! hi! thank you. thank you. thank you all. thank you. thank you. thank you for watching. how you doin'? we only have one hour. i can't even get into how i'm doing, but i feel good. i'm glad you're watching. oprah lashed out to one of her twitter followers. >> i know. who would think oprah would respond? then rihanna has finally revealed, finally from her mouth to our ears why she took chris brown back. and we found a photo of jennifer lopez's son casper, and, well, you won't believe what it looks like. let's talk about it and more. it's time for hot topics. [ cheers and applause ]

thank you. thank you! i have lipstick on my teeth again? sorry. hi, everybody. a mess. i guess the hd really does define the lipstick that gets on my teeth when i smile too hard, when my bottom lip tucks into the top lip. it disappears. like mariah carey's top lip. gone. you know i love mariah, but she's got a really thin top lip. speaking of which, did you watch "american idol "last night? me too, me too. there were a lot of standout

contestants fort first time i think we were more focused on the contestants than the judges. maybe? well, there's this guy adam sanders. he was one of the several people who actually sang at a james soulful "at last." mariah as you can see loved it, threw her hands up like, i'm done can! i loved it. he says he's mariah's biggest fan, but don't they all? then this lady here is breanna oakley, a young lady who has tried to be a professional singer for a long time, when she was 4 years old she went on the maury povich show. by the time she went to high school, she has been bullied terribly, but it looks like she got the last laugh because she's going to hollywood. good one. i know. then mariah showed up late to one of the auditions because she's not used to l.a. traffic, and she made a dramatic entrance, which i thought was quite fabulous. take a look. >> meanwhile, a name the guys will recognize has just shown up. >> i'm sorry, but this is like this hideous l.a.