- really? - yeah. we missed our connecting flight and we spent the entire day on dallas. then we spent a week on hawaii. i was on heaven. - we should play it. - well, there's no instructions. - it's dallas, the game. we can figure it out. - yeah. - i'm pretty good at board games. - well, shall we make it a little interesting? - sure. - what is this? - how did those get out? i'm sorry. - "professor copperfield's miracle legumes"? - i was in jamaica and i got lost. and it was getting dark this one night and then out of nowhere, this guy comes with a cart and he's selling these. dwigh he told me things about myself that there's no way he could have known. - that's a common swindler's trick. - probably. probably. so i buy some. i turn the corner. i feel like an idiot. so i go back to get my money.

he was gone. - so you want to sell me magic beans? [laughs] - correction. i do not want to sell you professor copperfield's miracle legumes. - nice try. no, correction. terrible try. - michael called dad? - your friend michael, yes. what's going on? - um, i think i know, but i'll sound stupid if i'm wrong. uh, is dad there? - hollis? - hi, dad. - there was a program on tv about india. - oh, okay. um, did you connect with michael? - you want to watch it? - i--i'm not there, dad. i'm in pennsylvania. - what--what are you doing there? - i live here. um, can i talk to you about michael? - i'll--i'll put your mother on. - no, no, no, dad. - holly? - mom, dad can't seem to focus on the subject. - don't you worry about him. he's got me. - well, who do you have?

- i have your father. he's right here. i'll put him on. - no, mom. - oh, which one's decaf? michael! michael! hey! - hi. - hi. i'm just coming out to see what you're doing and maybe stop you. - oh, you know what? do you have a siphon? i think i'm gonna run out of gas. - why do you need more gas? - well, i'm... writing a message. - is it a good message or a bad message? - i'm asking holly a question in fire. - are you proposing? - maybe. - [gasps] - oh! - wow. - you know what? i've got gas on my hands and my shoes. would you--would you light it? do the honors, please? - yeah. yeah, no problem. - pam? - yep?

- could you light this, please? - michael, you've had two ideas today... and one of them was great and the other one was terrible. - i am not in the mood for riddles, pam. - this is terrible. - no, this is romantic. - you know what? i'm gonna get a hose and then we'll talk about it. okay? we'll figure it out. i'll be right back. just stay there. i'm here in your home, having a pretty spectacular tuesday. ♪ but i don't notice the loose rug at the top of your stairs. and that's about to become an issue for me. ♪ and if you got the wrong home insurance coverage, my medical bills could get expensive.

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this ends now. - hey, michael. everyone's in the conference room. - why? - you called the meeting. i don't-- - i did? okay. thank you all for coming. i would like to talk to you today about... recycling. - michael? - yes. - we are a family. - i could not agree with you more. - and i've always believed that we should all be very involved in one another's personal lives in a very major way. - yes, thank you. - so about this proposal thing. - no, no, no, no, no. my mind's made up. i am not going to change my mind. you can't talk me out of it. - michael, she's perfect for you. - she's the one. - she's amazing. this is very exciting. - [chuckles] - so we just-- we want to help you plan the proposal so that it's safe and responsible and realistic and doable. - i had a great idea until you ruined it. - here's how you do it. take her out to dinner, go down on one knee.

if you are in costume, you did something wrong. if at any point you find yourself tying the ring to a dog's collar, stop and look at yourself. - hmm. [speaks in texan accent] i'm gon' play me a little old blackmail card. - nice. - and call a proxy meeting and take control of ewing oil once and for all. - no, you can't do that. you can't play a blackmail card and call a proxy meeting in the same turn. - why not? seems to me we're just making up rules 'cause somebody forgot to staple the rule book to the inside of the game like a normal human being. - and i'm gonna play this here "share the wealth" card. - ooh! - which entitles me to half of both of you all's money. so if you don't mind-- - no, this card is from the wrong game. this is from the game of life. - it was in the box. - well played. - thank you. - we must honorably adhere to the rules that we are making up on the spot.

- no, but that's not fair. - well, that's dallas. - dallas, indeed. - this is your mom's old stuff? - yeah, mostly. - how's she doing? - it didn't go down easy, but she's made some friends and it's already better than it was. - how do you know when it's time? - i don't know if you ever know. and if you wait for the day when your parent comes to you and says, "i can't take care of myself," it's never gonna happen. i have a box of bras under the table if you're interested. - let me see. - okay, i think animals in proposals are out. right, ryan? didn't you read in one of your blogs that animals are out? - blogs are out, but people are texting each other, "no more animals." - how about this? i throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof. it hits the ground, the head pops off. this leads to me saying the line, "i lost my head when i fell in love with you." - that's a guarantee. - easy enough to get a corpse. you just go to a med school. i already have the ring.

- don't think you need the corpse then. - there's the ring. - holy [bleep]! is that real? - yeah. they say, "three years' salary." - no. - is she not gonna like that? - no, she's gonna love it. so i think you can keep the proposal simple. you know, like when jim proposed, he just-- he got down on one knee and he told me that he loved me and he asked me to marry him. and it was perfect. - where was that? - at a gas station. [laughter] - a gas station? - well, it was when she was working in new york, so it was halfway between both of us. - that must have been a surprise, when, at the gas station, you proposed. - no, it was really-- it was really sweet. it was raining and-- - oh, yeah. you didn't say that the weather was bad. that sounds perfect. i want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever. - totally reasonable. - i'm just-- it's terrifying. - she's not gonna say no.

- i know, but i'm still scared. i don't know why. - 'cause it's a big deal. i mean, i knew pam was gonna say yes, but i s still scared. - you were scared? - yeah. it's scary. - get this. kevin thought i was gonna sell my bowflex for $200 and i told him, "dude, this was a prop in my movie." - look, i need to talk to you. - okay, it's because we haven't sold anything. you know what? we just wait till the end of the day. people get desperate and they're gonna pay anything. - i think i need too home to colorado. my dad isn't doing so well. - oh, okay. for how long? - i don't know. - is he all right? - yeah. - you okay? - yeah, yeah, yeah. i just--you know, i just don't want to go home when he's on his deathbed, you know? i want to be there when he's still my dad. - yeah, yeah. well, you definitely need to do that. - and i want you to come with me. now, i-- i know that's a lot to ask of a boyfriend. - okay.

- and i was thinking, you know, maybe since given our last conversation and that we're both ready... michael scott, will you-- - no, no. shh! shu--shut it. [chuckles] oh, god. nope, nope, nope. - uh...what? - no, i am not going to be proposed to in the break room. that is not going to be our story. mm-mm. should have burned this place down when i had a chance. are you flo? yes. is this the thing you gave my husband? well, yeah, yes. the "name your price" tool. you tell us the price you want to pay, and we give you a range of options to choose from. careful, though -- that kind of power can go to your head. that explains a lot. yo, buddy! i got this. gimme one, gimme one, gimme one!

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- nice. - not bad, right? - i can't really tell. - nice. - i know, right? what the-- - oh, my god. - that-- that's impossible. - it is, right? i mean, it's impossible. - [sighs] all right, i'll take 'em. - they're probably worthless. - probably. - leave the telescope. - i started with a thumbtack and traded my way to a telescope. but in a way, the most valuable thing here wasn't the telescope at all. no. it was this packet of beans, so i traded the telescope for it. and i can--i can just go buy another telescope. - hey. how'd we do? - $13. - that's great. and we still have most of our stuff. good. - liste about earlier--

- no, no, no, no, no. let's not talk about that. - i was wrong to put you in that position. i-- michael, you're my life now. i'm not going to colorado. - shh. you know what? les go for a little walk. i want to show you some stuff. so this is one of my favorite places in the world. - why? - this is where toby announced that he was going to costa rica. it was the happiest day of my life... until the day you came to replace him. let's go in here. and this is where we first kissed. - i remember. - and this is where we first made love. remember what i tried there? - [whispers] michael! - [chuckles] through these blinds is where i first saw you. and you had all these boxes and i thought you were the prettiest mover i had ever seen.

and i was sitting at this desk... when i called you to tell you that i had herpes and that i was still in love with you and you said that it was over and that you didn't love me. and thank goodness none of that was true. includinghe herpes. it was an ingrown hair. - yes. - right in here. this is where we co-ran our first meeting. remember? obesity awareness? - mm-hmm. - saved a lot of lives that day. that's where you first met michael klump. - oh, i say--i say i sit on you. [laughter] - and right over there, that's where you realized that meredith was prostituting herself for outback steak. and i will never forget that you had the cutest look on your face because you couldn't believe it. you thought it was so wrong. and over here-- - what happened here? - well, nothing. nothing really. i would just find an excuse to come here... so i could stare at you through that window. this is what i'd do. [chuckles] - nice.

- let's go in here. - here? hi, guys. - this is where our love faces its toughest test. after this, just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives. - holly, will you marry me? - no. - marry me, holly. - no. - that guy's got more than he can handle as it is. - will you marry me? - no. - that marriage would be a sham. - will you marry me? - no. - easy no. - will you marry me? - no. - that would be hot. i would pay to see that. - will you marry me, holly? - no. - only one that i was kind of worried about.

this is where i fell in love with you... and this is where i ask you to marry me. it started with a broken-- [fire alarm beeping] - [gasps] [both laughing] - [gasps] - [imitating yoda] holly flax... marrying me will you be? - [imitating yoda] your wife becoming... be will i. [laughter]

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