or should i walk in again? you see, a master p.u.a. will start instantly with a little "physo" -- physical contact. he'll then use words like "hard" and "penetrate" in the conversation... oh, my lord. this man is horrible. ...sexual charge. let's take a look at the master at work. ♪ keep it going, keep it going ♪ ♪ keep it going, keep it going ♪ ♪ keep it going, keep it going ♪ ♪ keep it going, keep it going ♪ ♪ keep it going, ke it going ♪ ♪ keep it going, keep it going ♪ fast-forward a bit more, buzz. with pleasure. he's recording all this with his cellphone, chief. let's slow it down again, buzz. woman: nice work, stud. [ moaning ] that is disgusting. a clean getaway means no one gets woken up.

that's why my car... has a silent alarm. we all know my pickup was successful, but was our s.h.b. left unaware of what exactly had taken place? let's take a look. so, he slept with me, he snuck out on me, and he videotaped it all? man: yep! that's what he does. [bleep] i'm gonna [bleep] take his little [bleep] [bleep] and i'm gonna [bleep] cut it off! stop the camera! intrigue: yes! all right, buzz. i think we've seen enough of this. according to the website, slag tv shot eight episodes of "tapped." he did this to eight women, and he only got shot once? look. detec-- oh! you said that this show would take us exactly halfway to our motive. what is on intrigue's computer that will give us the other half? if i tell you that...

can i transfer to your squad? [ sighs ] of course. we'd be so happy to have you. oh, my god. i'm one of the guys! [ laughter ] wow! i mean, this is, uh... i -- w-w-well, first of all, let me thank you for acknowledging my -- my good work. and, uh, secondly, i'm gonna need a badge and a gun, 'cause, uh, you know, i left mine at home, so... you're lying to me. so hard to believe. you never had any intention of transferring me to major crimes, did you? lieutenant, would you please take detective tracy to the interview room? oh, my god! after everything i've done for you people?! i demand to see my union rep right now! you don't have a union rep! oh, well, no wonder i'm so poorly represented.

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lifts eye area. the cooling applicator reduces puffiness. revitalift triple power eye. from l'oreal. fruit, with a cool finish. fruit on one side. cool on the other. ice breakers duo. a fruity cool way to break the ice. gabriel: chief. chief. i've got, uh, the eight women from, uh, "tapped" in the conference room. they all say they have no idea where intrigue was last night. and believe me when i tell you, not one of them wants to be here. i understand, sergeant. let's put four of them in interview room 1 and four of them in interview 2. hello?! officer needing assistance! and what about our... crazy screaming lady, marie morgan? add her to the lineup when i ask you to, please, but not a minute before. thanks. chief, this is ms. jamison. she's, uh, our eyewitness from the stairwell. oh, yes. of course. uh, lieutenant, would you please escort ms. jamison to your desk,

where she can observe the lineup from your computer? yes, ma'am. this way. thanks. [ sniffs ] good luck solving this puzzle while i still have the password to the victim's computer. mr. baird, this is not a game where one of us says, "it was done in the library with a candlestick by colonel mustard." in fact, i may end up arresting you as an accessory after the fact. don't you ever get tired of always playing the bad cop? look, if you're still worried about this morning, i-i believe we're close to resolving this case, and when we do, any unintentional oversights won't make a bit of difference. how can you say that? sooner or later, "dick tracy" is gonna have to go to court and testify that i handed all the evidence, including a loaded gun, to him -- a civilian with psychiatric issues. so, no matter how this turns out, i'm screwed. maybe not.

look, will, i could really use your help with something. okay. what? what now, blondie? detective tracy, i'm fairly certain i know who killed mark bernstein, and in a short time, i expect to confirm that belief. blah-dee blah-blah blah-blah-blah, y'all. that said [chuckles softly] i'm lacking evidence establishing a compelling motive, which i will need to obtain my confession. so, if you are in possession of that evidence, i order you to hand it over this instant, including the password that you attached to the victim's computer. you've made it pretty clear that i don't work for you, so that order doesn't really mean anything. i think i'm not gonna give you that password because you're not my boss. but i am, detective. you work for me. i do? yes, you do, detective. and i recognize that chief johnson's behavior has been an affront to your diligent investigative work.

chief johnson seems intent on maintaining her division... while at the same time dividing herself against... herself. chief pope! i'm sorry, chief johnson, it had to be said. there is justice, there is the law, and there is the power that sustains them both. that password is a crucial element in the solving of this case. and detective tracy here seems to understand that better than you do, chief. isn't that right, detective? crimestoppers. uh, i'm sorry. that's the password that i put on the victim's computer. it's "crimestoppers." do i really have to tell you guys everything? tao: mm. brenda: oh. i think i know her. uh, lieutenant tao, just go to recent, um, uh...

documents? yes, please. know her from where? uh, the motor pool, i think. here we go, chief. uh, chief, jill pappas is waiting in the electronics room. thank you, buzz. lieutenant tao. it's printing out right now. ms. pappas, thank you for coming in. buzz: lieutenant flynn, detective sanchez, please have the women face forward. sanchez: could you line up against the wall, please? face forward. i really appreciate that. thank you. i'll go in closer. oh, no. that's gail mcdonald. she was a particularly bad sport. during our video follow-up session, she made overt threats toward intrigue. it got quite ugly. now, ms. pappas, uh, i have a bad surprise for you. buzz, would you please ask sergeant gabriel to bring in our last subject? sergeant gabriel, now.

flynn: this will all be over in a few minutes. if you'd just have a seat right over here, thank you. [ marie crying ] just try to calm down. stay calm. everything's just fine, all right? that's -- that's my assistant, marie. i've been trying to reach her all day. oh. oh, no. sh-- if she was sleeping with intrigue, why would she murder him? well, maybe she got jealous of all the other women he was "tapping." no, but that was all part of the show. marie knew that going in. she also had opportunity. she was in the building where intrigue was murdered, and she drove a black bmw identical to the one used by the killer. no. our production company leases half a dozen of them just like hers, including the one that intrigue drove. and intrigue's brother also drove a black bmw? that was our contract for as long as the show was in production. and he also had a crush on marie. that went nowhere. well, look, ms. pappas, all i need to know is if you'd be willing to testify about ms. morgan's ongoing affair with intrigue. marie: oh, god! all right, yes. if you really think it's germane,

yes, i will testify. noooo! it's just -- oh...god. what? it's just gonna be hell to replace marie mid-season. breathe. breathe. breathe. chief, are you seeing this? yes. ms. pappas, if you wouldn't mind going in and calming ms. morgan down? just place her in the center of the room in front of our cameras, and we'll get this over with. i'll do what i can. nooo! oh, my god! [ marie sobbing ] jill! jill! i didn't kill him! i didn't kill him! marie, marie, marie, take it easy. take it easy. breathe. [ sobbing ] chief, you have your i.d. [ door opens ] ha ha. all right! i guess i'm free to go, huh? [ chuckling ] yeah. no. but i do think you deserve to see this confession. come on. relax. marie, you must relax. okay. sergeant gabriel, would you please

escort these lovely ladies out of the room? have a seat. mm-hmm. gabriel: right this way, ladies, please. thank you for your time. sorry about the inconvenience. [ clears throat ] except for you, ms. pappas. you can stay. i'm sorry? did i miss something here? lieutenant flynn, would you please read ms. pappas her rights? you have the right to remain silent. you think i killed him? if you give up the right to remain silent... that's absurd. ...anything you say can and will be used against you... look, i know my rights. ...in a court of law. i produced three seasons of "homicide p.i." you have the right to an attorney. i don't want or need an attorney because you have absotely nothing linking me to intrigue's death. you knew that your assistant marie was sleeping with intrigue, which means you also knew that he'd be leaving her apartment this morning. 'cause that's one of his rules, isn't it? never take the smokin' hot babe back to your own house? you also had access to half a dozen cars identical to the one used by our killer. and our detectives are combing through yours as we speak for gunshot residue. bet you we'd find some on her arms right now.

not to mention you lied to us repeatedly. you said that "tapped" was going to be a gigantic hit, when, in fact, you knew it was about to explode in your face. your own audience testing, which we just printed off of intrigue's laptop, showed that they didn't just hate the show, they loathed the concept and the star. lowest scores on record. when you said "off the charts," you weren't just kidding around. and, by the way, there's an eyewitness who actually saw you running from the crime scene. all of this evidence proves that you murdered mark bernstein to save your career. is that not right?! [ chuckles ] when i first signed intrigue to do the show, i thought he had a likable vulnerability. turns out, on camera, he comes off like a psychopathic predator. [ laughs ] i told him he'd have to change his approach. did you think he was gonna take notes from me? you killed him because he wouldn't take notes?

i explained to him that the show's failure would destroy me. but it didn't matter to him. because his web business would only continue to grow. he'd screwed me and was ready to move on, just like every other woman he'd ever come across. he'd make millions while i'd be fighting to get a job as paula abdul's personal assistant. does that seem fair to you?! geez, this is just a tv show we're talking about -- on basic cable, for sakes. couldn't you have just canceled it? i did... with extreme prejudice. chief johnson's not bad, you know? yeah, e's the real deal. ms. pappas... ...you just tapped out. [ door opens, closes ]

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and... ...when he signs it, it's officially his confession. and his defense. it's -- it's proof that he's a total crackpot. psychiatric services will make that evaluation. and then i'll be halfway to saving chief pope's job. uh, speaking of which, gentlemen, how's your official report coming? you want to read it before we turn it in? no, no. uh, you can just send it upstairs. uh, where's the dvd of the show's pilot? oh. got it right here, chief. oh. where you taking it? i think the district attorney ought to have a gander. no, "en route" is e-n, not o-n. [ scoffs ] mind your own business... dick. [ knock on door ] yeah? reading anything good? yeah, a marvelous new work of fiction -- flynn and provenza's account of today's adventures. even if this does become the accepted version of events,

it all goes out the window when... "dick tracy" is taken out of his padded room, puts his right hand up at trial, and testifies that i handed him the gun and the casings and sent him on his merry way. not if it doesn't go to trial. [ sighs ] what do you mean? well, um, i had planned to show deputy d.a. garnett the entire pilot, but it only took three minutes for him to realize that our victim is as despicable as our killer. so, we both agreed that a plea to life would be a most reasonable outcome. [ sighs ] but what will your division think of me if i submit this untruthful report to the chief? that you are exactly who you said you wanted to be -- just one of the guys. well, what does that mean? we lie to you all the time. everybody does. robbery homicide, vice, narcotics, even traffic. it's the one thing that unites ery division of the l.a.p.d.

we -- we all lie to our boss. i-i don't -- what am i supposed to say to that? what, "thank you"? you're welcome. and, um... as far as the...respect that my division has for you, i-i can assure you, will, that nothing has changed from yesterday to today. honestly? honestly. so, nighty-night... [ snaps fingers ] ...crimestopper. [ clicks tongue ] [ door closes ]

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possible location of 6a-37. air 13. we'll be en route to that call. we got about 30 seconds. copy that, air 13. man: 319 en route. man #2: 274 responding. air 13. i'm over friar and vesper.

i got a black-and-white. code 6 in the area. 10-4, air 13. please advise. man #3: i think i got someone down here. uh, control, send me an ambulance to my location right here -- friar and vesper. copy, air 13. do you have a fix on our officers? they're not responding. hey, guys, friar and vesper -- can you come up for air 13? shop 542, come in for air 13. you up, partner? officers at friar and vesper, come up for air 13. partner, bring me around real quick. [ static ] i think i got some officers here. control, be advised -- i have officers down at the location. friar and vesper -- officers need help. get me two paramedics to my location right here -- friar and vesper. officers down. i say again -- officers down. copy, air 13. officers down. shop 319, i got you there. it looks like shop 274 behind him. right turn, and they're right there in front of you. there you go. use caution in the area.

control, get me two paramedics to my location right here -- friar and vesper. 10-4, air 13. paramedics rolling. i'm gonna need at least three more units at my location. we need everybody on this one, guys. all right, the east building tops and the north building tops are clear. i got no suspect activity on these rooftops. and, control, what's the e.t.a. on my units? i need paramedics here now. [ siren wailing ] [ wailing stops ] [ police radio chatter ] [ camera shutter clicks ]

[ camera shutter clicks ] [ brenda sighs ] detective. okay, buzz. [ sighs ] make sure to get the body over here, please. thank you. [ sighs ] okay. [ sighs ] so, what happened here? based on where the black-and-white got fired on, looks like our guys followed a car around this corner here -- probably making a traffic stop -- got ambushed before they could even get out. they didn't even have time to put the car in park. the officers were short-stopped. lieutenant tao? that would put the suspect's car about...