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mr. monk, you understand you're talking about someone you have never even met, who works in a factory somewhere, who inspects shirts. she's my soulmate. you don't even know if it's a man or a woman. i love her. i think she's in trouble. maybe she's retired. maybe there's a new number eight. no, it's not possible. she would never retire. she loves her work. look at this shirt. now, inspector number five, i can see him retiring because he stopped caring years ago. monk. what? they're about to take the body away. wanna come have a look. i'll be right there. i've only got five shirts left. what if i spill something? what if one rips? right, it's like an endangered species now. put two shirts in the dryer. yeah. close the door. see if they mate. hey, monk. what? what do you think? about what? about the dead guy in the kitchen. i'm sorry. i was thinking about something else. he's worried about the woman who inspects his shirts. i've been to three different stores. the stitching, it's is all wrong.

the collars are crooked. okay, captain, just please fill us in. okay, they're both classical musicians. they got married about six months ago. it's just not like her. the wife was down at the rehearsal studio practicing her cello. she comes home 3:30. she finds her husband dead on the kitchen floor. room temperature. stabbed three times. she's lying. she wasn't practicing. you can't play the cello wearing a long skirt like that. you know what i'm gonna do? i'm gonna find inspector eight. i'm gonna track her down. shirt factory's in rockaway. that's two hours. i think he's right. take her downtown. hey, monk. thank you. for what? you solved the case. oh yeah. sure. if she is in trouble, maybe i can help her. that's number four. he's a hack. he makes inspector number ten look like inspector number six. hi. six. there she is. there she is.

that's her. that's number eight. well, are you gonna ask her out? no, i'm just, um, i'm nervous. okay, go on. go on. excuse me. number eight? i'm adrian monk. this is my friend natalie teeger. adrian monk? the same? (monk) oh, you saved it. it's the only fan letter i ever wrote. i am maria ortiz. maria, it's an honor and a pleasure. it's so nice when you can put a face with the little tag on the pocket. uh-oh. are you approving this? it has a little stain there. i knew it. i knew it. you are upset about something. maria, mr. monk has been really worried about you. it's not me. it's my son, pablo.

i remember this case. the model, clea vance. (maria) the papers are wrong. everyone is wrong. pablo is a good boy. he's innocent. i know it's hard. you might feel better if you focused on your work. you know, and started inspecting these shirts again. here's the thing, maria. i've only got five shirts left. mr. monk, you can help her. yes, maria, mr. monk is a detective. he's a great detective. he's famous. and you came here to help my boy? um, well, uh, no. actually, my first priority really is to get you to focus again, you know, because the shirts, maria. mr. monk, i have been praying for such a one as you to help me. pablo is innocent.

when you talk to him, you will see. whoa, when i talk to him? uh, no. i-i-i never agreed. oh my gosh. maria, i'm so sorry, sweetie. stop it. how did this happen? how do you talk me into these this? because it's the right thing to do. have you read this? there are witnesses. there's dna evidence. natalie, he did it. there's no doubt about it. well, it doesn't hurt to meet him. if i go back to maria and tell her that her son is guilty, she'll completely fall apart, which would be worse because i am down to five shirts. mr. monk. miss teeger? yes. i talked to my mother. she told me you were coming.

how do you know my mother? from her work at the factory. i'm a big fan. a fan? pablo, your mother asked that we look into your case. we'd like to hear your side. i did not kill clea vance. that is my side. i never met her. i never see her. there was a fashion show at a big hotel. i was a delivery boy. i deliver some clothes there, then i go home. the next day i'm arrested. [speaking spanish] it is a nightmare. pablo, your dna was all over the victim. your blood. your hair. how do you explain that? i don't know. it's a mistake. a misunderstanding? clea vance had a roommate who testified that clea was afraid of you.

she said that you were stalking her. look. it says right here. "pablo ortiz was obsessed with her." you see that? right there. i see it. you're lying, pablo. it doesn't say that. you can't read english, can you? no, sir. i was raised in mexico with my father. i have been here three years only. and i can speak english, but... i cannot read. what is it? that's an emergency exit. (natalie) yeah?

the killer didn't use it. according to this floor plan, he would have had to go all the way around, back through the kitchen. it was crowded, it was risky. somebody could have seen him. but he wouldn't use it, the alarm would sound. exactly. whoever killed this woman read that sign. and pablo can't read. do you think he's innocent? you do, don't you?

the dead model, right? i remember this case. i did the work on this one myself. is there any new evidence? no. monk met the killer's mother. she's a shirt inspector. she swears he's innocent. oh, i know. that's the hardest part of the job, the mothers crying and pleading. that's one thing i'm not gonna miss. where are you going?

didn't you hear? i'm retiring. there's a party for me on friday if you wanna come. cool, absolutely. i'm there. you're retiring? how old are you? 46. did you win the lottery? no, i've been investing. in real estate. what have you been doing with your savings? uh, eating. you know, i need to talk to my accountant. wait, you have an accountant? nope, gonna have to get an accountant. then i'm gonna talk to him. there's something wrong with this picture. (stottlemeyer) what? i don't know. something. so these are her shoes? that's right. see this blood? and this hair and these fibers? they all belong to pablo ortiz. it's a slam dunk. yeah, i don't see any wiggle room here, do you? no, we got the right man. people lie. people lie all the time. but dna never lies. i'm thinking... i'm thinking maybe he's not the guy. see, there's this exit door... look, i heard about the exit door. it's right there. look, monk, i'd follow you anywhere. but i've got four cases on my plate right now. but you have fun. knock yourself out.

thanks, gordo. see you at the party. here's the statement from that natasia zorell. she was the victim's roommate. let's start with her. did you just say you were gonna go and talk with natasia zorell? the supermodel. is that her? yeah, actually i've got the rest of the day off. i should probably go with you guys. yeah, i think i'll come along too. in the interest of... justice? yeah, justice. get up close. they all look so unhappy. how can you be that attractive and be so sad? well, maybe it's because we're never really sure if people like us for ourselves. now, what's this? no! no no no. that's not what i asked for! look, the collar has to flare like this.

huh? you see? julian, they just painted that. hmm? she's an animal. she's in heat, huh? good. you. what do you think? uh, i like it. you like it? what's that supposed to mean? say you love it or say you hate it. anything in between is pointless. wet one, wet one, wet one. come on. you, blue shirt. are you here to audition? me? no. well, you may want to consider it. i like your attitude. hello. if you're gonna rob me, you should bring a gun. pardon me? the blouse. it's a knock off of one of my designs.

oh, it is? i didn't know. of course, that's not the real crime. the real crime is how you look in it. julian, you're booked to milan the day after the show. and the girls are here. you said you wanted some fresh faces. good, good. no, don, no. he did it. natalie, he's not even a suspect. damn. turn around. not this time. next time. oh. mmmm. yes. yes, you're perfect. what's your name? sarah. sarah. heaven must be missing one of its angels. excuse me. sorry, um... what? well, it's nothing. it's just, uh... which one? the left one's higher than the other one, isn't it? oh, this eyebrow is a little bit lower than that one. oh, maybe next time, sarah. thanks for coming in. who are you?

i'm adrian monk. i'm with the san francisco police. yeah, we're looking for natasia zorell. we'll she's working. oh, and do me a favor. don't arrest her until after the show. she hasn't done anything. we're actually here looking into the murder of clea vance. well, why? isn't that old news? i thought the killer was in jail somewhere. i mean, don't you people read the newspapers? did you know her? i know every model in california and every wannabe. clea was a should-not-have-been. she showed up wasted to my last show. almost ruined me. now, let that be a lesson to you girls. she ruined my last show and two hours later the delivery boy killed her. and i kid you not. we'd still like to talk to natasia. she's at the beach. we are shooting our new catalogue. listen, i've got to be there very soon. so you can follow me if you like. all right, good. i'll meet you there. i gotta go pick up julie. and change.

okay, that's it. that's what i need. keep it going. sell it. sell it. there we go. again. good. sell it. sell it. sweetie, stay right here, okay? i'll be back. what are you doing? what? i'm standing. this is how i stand. what are you wearing? clothes. this is how i dress. this is how i stand. this is how i dress. (cameraman) great. eyes at me, please. beautiful. again. great. beautiful.

excuse me, would you put that out? it's bothering me. but you're smoking. my smoke isn't bothering me. thank you. all right, she'll talk to you. but make it quick. i'm not paying her $1,000 an hour just to chat. uh, thank you. can you give us a minute? sure--all right, everybody, take ten. let's get her in the other dress, please. sweetheart, oh, you look ravishing. these gentlemen are from the police department. they want to talk to you about clea vance. why? i don't know. we're probably just tilting at windmills. windmills? it's a literary reference. from a book. um, i guess i can talk while i change. um, meet me over there? only one of you. okay.

i guess the only fair way is alphabetically. oh, adrian. last names. so a is, no. uh, b, no. c, no. d, disher. that's-- monk, you go. it's your case. disher comes before monk. what are you, in mourning for your life? you were clea's roommate. yeah, and best friend. i see. i see. i see. oh. oh--oh. oh, whoa! whoa whoa whoa. whoa whoa whoa. it's okay, i'm not shy. you have a, uh... you have a uh, something. oh, it's a mole. it's my trademark. did you know pablo ortiz? i didn't know him. except that cleo was terrified of him.

he was stalking her. there's no evidence of that. no phone calls. no other moles. witnesses. no other witnesses. are you saying i made it all up? um... why would i do that? i don't know. look, i saw what i saw. he brought her flowers, he hit on her. i already testified about all this a year ago. i read your statement. then read it again. what are you doing? if you... put one on this side... you know, you'd be perfect. your career would... do you have any more questions? no. good. 'cause i gotta get back to work. hey. how'd it go? she's hot. ah, she's mildly irritated.

give her a minute, she'll calm down. all right, great. you look beautiful. keep going. great. hi. sweetie. mom, i got bored. please, can i stay? i won't say anything. shh sh sh sh. watch. mom, that man's looking at me. what's he doing? i don't know. mr. hodge? shh. who is she? who are you? this is my daughter julie. this is mr. hodge. let me see you walk. why? because lightning may be striking. your life may be changing. now, just walk over there. come on. that's it, good. turn around. hold your head up. smile. come back. good. i want you to model for me. you can be in the show on thursday night. mmm? you know, you could be a big star. great and wonderful things. oh, my god! no, she's 13 years old. i've had models younger than that.

13? she's practically middle aged. thank you, i don't think so. anyway, it's not up to you. this is between julie and her biological mother. i am her biological mother. oh. no. sweetie, come on. it's gonna get cold! are you wearing make-up? i told you, not until you're 18. mom, when i'm 18 it'll be too late. i really wanna do this. a lot of these girls have serious problems, okay? drugs and eating disorders. it's just one show. and if you're right and i hate it, i'll quit. but at least i'll have tried. you always told me to try new things.

forget modeling, you should be a lawyer. is that a yes? i'm gonna be with you the whole time. wow. modeling for julian hodge. isn't he wonderful? that's not exactly the word i word i would have used. [knocking at door] julian. hi. hey. you surprised? not after today. i figured you might be freaking out. do they know anything? i don't think so. you're not smoking. no. no. you know, cigarettes, they tend to leave a nasty odor. i wouldn't want them to know i was here. who? the police. oh, i didn't tell them anything. but you will.

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how's it look, gordo? well, looks like suicide. smells like suicide. smart money's on suicide. she drained two of those bottles and maybe 30 sleeping pills. were those prescription? probably not. we'll check with her doctor. make a note. i'll remember. where's your notebook? i didn't bring it. it's an italian suit. it was ruining the lines. don't worry. [clicks tongue] i got it. [clicks tongue] am i in your way? she probably got depressed after you spoke to her. all those memories of the murder bubbling up. i don't think so. one set of fingerprints on the glass. well, yeah. they're hers. but look. she's wearing lipstick. there's no lipstick on the glass. somebody wiped down the glass and then put it back in her hand.

okay. this is now a homicide investigation. lock this joint down. nobody touches anything. fabio, go and borrow a notebook and borrow a pencil and start talking to neighbors. captain, what do you think it means? it means that your boss scared somebody. rest in peace. hmm. oh! she looks beautiful, doesn't she? oh, too beautiful. sometimes i wish she had a big old fat hairy wart right here. or maybe here. everyone, could you just come around here for a moment, please? thank you. yes, put that down. that's okay. do that later. thank you.

i just want to say a few quick words. this has been a terrible day for us today. as you know, last night we lost a dear, dear friend. and i know all of you here, everyone, how much we loved natasia. except of course when she was driving us nuts. [chuckles] but i can feel her here. i can feel her spirit, her soul. can you feel it? and i know she's going to be with us tomorrow night at the show. so, let's not let her down. huh? good. mwah. this one's for you, baby. great. thank you. ♪ on a starry winter night in portugal ♪

♪ where the ocean kissed the southern shore ♪ you know, you may want to change the earrings, i think. maybe her give an accessory like a nice little bag or something. hmm. that's great. ♪ through an hourglass ♪ you made love to me like fire and rain ♪ ♪ ooh, you know you've got to be a hurricane ♪ ♪ killing me with kisses so subtly ♪ ♪ you make love forever, baby ♪ (hodge) oh, yes. make a note. just change those earrings. cut! cut! cut, cut, cut, cut! julie, julie, julie. haven't you forgotten something? huh? what? have you forgot that when it comes to my art i'm a total monster? i mean, just look at yourself. look at-- you're a mess! i mean, look here. look at this. look at the collar.

(hodge) look. it's all twisted. and all these wrinkles on the dress. i mean, look, sweetheart... natalie, give me the case file. what? the case file. give it to me. i mean, i'd rather put you in a burlap bag than have you seen wearing my clothes like this. i knew something was wrong. look. look at this. her body is all contorted. but the collar and her buttons are all perfectly straight. after he killed her, he straightened them out. he couldn't help himself. he's the guy. who's the guy? julie, we have to go right now. why? i can't tell you now. not here. do not argue with me! get your stuff now. hey, what--oh! look, what's going on? she's taking julie home. well, why on earth would she do that? because i told her that you killed clea vance a year ago. and i'm betting

that you killed natasia zorell last night. who else would've straightened the clothes on clea vance's body? oh. and why would i do something like that? i would have. is that it? i straightened out the clothes? [laughs] i mean, that's not evidence. that's--that's a hunch. that's all it is. so far. you trust your instincts, don't you? oh, yes. and would it be the same infallible instinct that you used when you picked out that jacket? or when you did those buttons right up to top on your shirt, eh? [laughs] what about the evidence, mr. monk? what about-- you've heard of dna, right? i mean, does that ring a bell here? hmm? dna, yes. the fibers, the hair, and the blood. they all belonged to that boy pablo ortiz. who's in jail. it couldn't have been me.

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they hung that flypaper in the corner. how'd we miss it? we just found it this morning. behind that radiator. it must've fallen back there during the fight. and look. there's three or four hairs stuck to it. and they can't be from clea vance because she had long hair. the must belong to julian hodge. the real killer. this is the proof we need. how soon can you do a test on those? i'll get right on it. good work. thanks. honey, i think they're done. ooh. maybe a little overdone. julie? honey?

[bell rings] (doorman) i don't have a john carlo, okay? how many times i have to tell you? you're not on the list, all right? good night. thank you. good night! hello. i'm on the list. name. puff daddy. plus one. this is my girlfriend. hi. puff daddy the rapper? oh, no. not that puff daddy. this happens to me all the time, doesn't it? all the time. yeah. let me explain. where to begin? all right, there are two puff daddys. why don't you change your name? why doesn't he change his name is what i'm saying. i'm older than him. i had it first.

one time a lawyer told me i could sue if i-- my daughter's in there. i'm going in. we gotta go in there. hey, hey! hey! [disco music] ♪

have you seen my daughter? have you seen, uh, my daughter julie? she's 13, long, blond hair. (hodge) beautiful. and there's little julie. good, she looks very good. [gasps] julie! natalie, don't eat the food. i just saw four models back there throwing up. julie! come... that's not my design! make an announcement.

[whispering] you can't just run away from me like that! you scared me to death! you know, if we have a problem, we need to talk about it, all right? i thought we were partners. [hissing] get off! you say i can't do this, and you don't even tell me why. what kind of partner are you? i had my reasons, all right? there are grown-up things happening here. there are dangerous things. you have to trust me, honey. i'm sorry. i'm sorry too. oh, god. all right? you're so grounded. [chatter] well, look, here's to our next show in milan. cin-cin. all the best. and congratulations. you look stunning in that dress. fabulous. that was a great show tonight. really fabulous. except for that one little incident with that midget. [laughter] that was ridiculous. ugh.

cin-cin. hmm. (hodge) oh, that's delicious, isn't it? delicious! mm-hmm-hmm. i want to get you new earrings. i want them to be drops. oh! look what the cat dragged in. you know, you nearly ruined my show. you nearly ruined my daughter. hmm. mr. hodge, hello! oh...hello. great party. thank you. there's somebody here i'd really love for you to meet. there he is. (stottlemeyer) come on. now? oh, yeah. can't it wait? no, no, no. he's very important. julian hodge... i'd like you to meet howard gordon. howard is one of our forensic experts. oh. how do you do? he's been examining some evidence that we just uncovered in the clea vance case. what, new evidence? that's right--four strands of human hair found at the scene of the crime. for the record, gordo, is this your report? for the record, yes, it is. uh-huh, and you examined these hair samples that we found earlier today?

i did. and were you able to match these hairs to any individual? (gordo) yes, sir. and for the record, who do these hairs belong to? pablo ortiz. ortiz! isn't that the boy who's already in jail for the murder? [laughs] well... i think, gentlemen, we're finished here. don't mind if i get back to my party? hang on. hang on. gordo, i'm sorry, but you're under arrest. accessory to murder and falsifying evidence. what?! here's what i couldn't figure out. if you were guilty, how could all the evidence point somewhere else? there could be only one possible answer. there was something wrong with the evidence. (stottlemeyer) we did some digging, gordo. you did make a lot of money this year, but it wasn't in real estate. here's what happened. (monk) when you did the forensic work on the clea vance murder, you realized all the evidence pointed to julian hodge. and you decided to cash in. you made hodge an offer he was in no position to refuse.

for a price, you'd bury the evidence against him. there was only one problem. you had to close the case. you needed a fall guy. hodge remembered a young delivery boy named pablo ortiz, a poor kid, barely spoke any english. he was a perfect patsy. hodge got natasia to help him. she called the police and accused ortiz of stalking her roommate. the police arrested pablo. they took hair and blood samples and sent them to you. and the rest was easy. all you had to do was re-label them. pablo never had a chance. you can't prove any of this. we don't have to. you proved it for us five minutes ago when you swore that these hair samples belonged to pablo ortiz. so you planted that hair to test him? well...yeah. [sighs] whose hair was it? it was mine. natalie pulled it out with a tweezer.

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i'll go on the p.a. later. and now, nicole kidman, entering the carlyle hotel in york. where she got hit by a guy on a bike. forgot to mention that. >> there's a photog on a bike on the sidewalk where he should not be. >> and this photog was going super fast and barely slowed course, boom. >> he runs right into her and spins her around, catches her bars.he handle >> nails her. >> why would you ride that on the sidewalk when there's buildings everywhere in new york city. he's trying to get to her before she gets inside the hotel. her. got >> [beep]. >> she got plowed. plowed, nailed and according to our website, creamed. headline and i thought something totally different. creamedot plowed and and nailed. >> she got railed. to herjust dropped right

knees. >> dude, come on. anyway, nicole's down. emergency workers rushed to the scene. luckily, nicole was uninjured but she was very angry and ?aid -- huh >> i thought it was my responsibility to work it out i want toght she said get a cane and take thai choices. no, an hour? >> you guys can't even understand each other. >> i don't think that's what she said. subtitles. chargescan't press because cops said it was just an accident. he got a ticket for riding on the sidewalk. nicole, anything you want to say to the man who creamed you. to watch lifet tear you apart. >> a little dark but ok. thanks, emergency medical technicians!

rush. >> david tuterra, the most of "my fair wedding. partner of 10 years split up back in january. >> nasty. thatsty and the report they're splitting up their twins. >> ok, so david and ryan were partners. and they wanted to have babies. fertilized an egg that was surrogate.n the ryan then fertilizes an egg that is implanted in the same surrogate. the same mother. the babies are born three months gets the girl, ryan gets the boy and they're very close to settling and making that permanent. that's crazy! >> it's -- up, will theyrow hold ill will towards their separating them? >> that's the question. >> it's awful. it seems selfish.

if it's actually way better. >> how? >> they're not in the situation where they're fighting. raised as only children and only children are terrible people. look around the room, i children.uys are only >> robin. sexy robin thicke at l.a.x. and he's about to solve the greatest mystery of generation -- of robin thicke listeners. got to ask, what rhymes with hug me? robin himselfn poses in his mega-hit "blurred lines." >> it is a big thing. the bold,moving below syria, because "tmz" investigates what rhymes with hug me. >> the f word. >> keep digging. i wear my snuggy. >> all well reasoned theories

but we need technology. you're talking about the fact that there's a website now, what rhymes with hug me? to the interweb! hug me ♪ymes with it again!gain, do ♪ what rhymes with hug me >> amusing. but unhelpful. we ask the man himself, with thicke, what rhymes "hug me?" love me.to know, it's >> love me! that's a little underwhelming. now we know. >> yeah. [beep] me.was thanks, robin, your song is less thought.n we >> george, what are you up to today? were on the tmz tour in new duce.nd spotted george

he was headed to the theater. >> i'm going to the theater. are you seeing? >> oh, my goodness, i hope it's good. heard the craziest thing about him. remember how we thought liberace thethe bottom and he did poppers all the time. reason they did hoppers is because it loosens sphincter. >> you didn't know that? >> no. >> hoppers were extremely popular among the gay people for that reason. this was common knowledge. >> the entire tour section doesn't know what you're talking about. >> we know exactly what you're talking about. good show. now, tmz employment presents, you're fired for talking smack about me so get by the way wend were about to fire you anyway so starring selmas,

blair and charlie sheen. >> the battle with charlie sheen make "angerle who management." >> selma claims her complaints about charlie's work ethic led confrontation.c >> you are terminated. >> probably wasn't that dramatic. ax.got the >> they're all sitting there waiting for charlie in his trailer to memorize his lines she starts ragging on him to the crew saying, what are we doing here? defense, thats show has very complicated jokes that take time to get it right. results.at the >> feel like there's an elephant in the room. could be under all those clothes. >> not every cable show is blab. "breaking bad." >> what i'm told is they were going to write her out of the show. when she did that, they accelerated the phase-out. >> right. deserves extrae time to learn his lines, he's a squeezerwith the

banging and the loch ness hunting and that crack ain't smoke itself but regardless of why selma was actually fired, we've learned an lesson from all this. >> don't talk crap on the star show whether they're unprofessional and terrible or not. their back.behind >> he's got a bright future in this horrible business. have fun with that lobster, thelma! >> what's happening, chris? >> we have christopher reeve. we say, tomorrow's yom kippur. >> it's the day of atonement, you're supposed to ask people for forgiveness that you've wronged. feel, do how does that you want to hear from people who have wronged you? >> the people that have wronged me. on that. i'm properly more concerned with think i've wronged. on yom kippur, i always try to keep it real tight with my baby you know what i'm saying? >> people who wronged you are supposed to ask for forgiveness?

you ask god for forgiveness. >> you're supposed to go to all wronged andou've ask for forgiveness. >> harvey never heard of that it. -- part of that would take too long. p.a.ll just go on the later. >> take an ad out in "variety" or something like. the the list of names like vietnam wall. names.of >> brandon t. jackson. a series that every single funny black man, they make you wear a dress. wore the dress in "big mama 3." lastour probably took the bit of dignity i had. arrested for was d.u.i. in long island. she had a .20 alcohol level on the breathalyzer. >> the mugshot is unreal. this.ave to see

>> she's been crying a little bit. >> coming up -- >> audra notab goes through alphabeticaln order. >>

>> dina lohan arrested for drunk driving. her blood alcohol level twice the legal limit. so many questions. like who's the captain and taniel? "tmz" breaks a story before your very eyes. and -- what? >> what happened? >> dina lohan arrested for d.u.i. her mugshot is unreal. >> this is serious, people! oh, god, i don't want to see this. >> i like it. >> breaking news here, lindsay's mom, history of substance abuse d.u.i.family, busted for in long island, busted going 77 in a 55. pictureou putting in a of her as captain and taniel? >> why would i do that? ofbecause we have a picture dina lohan partying like a drunken sailor a few weeks ago. and taniele captain but drunker. a few moments later, we got the post on the site. how it happens. >> is this her first d.u.i.? >> so far. thanks, captain and taniel. we love these guys.

audra noto be at bella. book of the guinness world records was released and they have an entry for but theyg these days need to add a category for the to say all 50 states in fastest.cal order the this girl would win. virginia, wyoming. >> pretty impressive, actually. >> it is really, really impressive. it. can do >> no. -- kentucky, louisiana -- nebraska, nevada, new hampshire, ohio,rsey, new york -- oklahoma, rhode island -- wyoming. -- [applause] mexico. new >> where the hell --

>> by the way, this chick's a looker, too. [beep] you! .> that's not what i meant >> thank you so much, audra. look., brandon t. jackson. you remember him from tropic thunder" and tooth fairy and "big mama's house 3." hilarious. plus he does stand-up. >> do you get mad when people heckle? they do, i shut them up in detroit, a bankrupt city. when you want some, you know what i'm saying? my god. brandon just called out katt williams. why is he calling out katt williams? >> brandon t. jackson recently mama's house 3" with martin lawrence. we're familiar -- hilarious.

>> katt williams has a theory he goes around telling everybody, that every single black man they make you wear a dress. >> but katt doesn't think it's funny. he thinks it's emasculating and demeaning to black people and taking it personally because, well, you know. right. >> don't give me that stuff about i wore a dress. you wore a -- >> true. he calling me out. and the n word. >> what's up. on that.'ll get right but we got to ask, does katt have a point? now, isaying that right will never wear a dress for fame. >> well, that makes one of us. boss? pretty! thanks, brandon and katt and gloria. you are not a pretty woman.

>> what up, g? you, man? b.we have actor michael jordan. he was in "liar" and he is going play apollo creed's grandson thehe next installment of rocky franchise. grandson, youd's it? forward to >> this guy's great and he's so great. >> he told me a great story. >> i went to go see that movie. day, i was bythe myself. i was the only white person in the movie theater. shot in the got movie, there was like five black ladies sitting next to me and went "oh, hell no." i was like, it wasn't me. >> hey, man. >> coming up, kevin durant out barcelona. hookah lounge,

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>> 46 days until the nba season tips off. ises superstar kevin durant working hard at relaxing. inkevin durant out barcelona. he stopped by hookah lounge. he is puffing away on the hookah. smoking like a striped cat, right, trippy caterpillar? now.s emphysema but back to durant who was later spotted on a segway? weird. >> segway, part two, in barcelona. weeee! >> that's driving under the influence. >> no, it's not. >> hookah! it's tobacco. >> oh. >> we don't know that for sure but it's probably tobacco. after all, durant is a big fan at hookah lounges. been spotted at hookah shops in chicago, minnesota, and other places, too.

it seems like where he goes on vacation, he sets up. he hanging around with bieber the other day and couldn't figure out what he was doing with bieber. right. durant was kicking it with the but biebsalabasas doesn't smoke hookah. allegedly.s ganja not really allegedly. but the only thing that counts right, durant? thanks, middle east, you keep us toes. she'sgot jamie alexander, in "thor." there's rumors she's going to woman.nder >> any chance you could reprise your wonder woman role in the new justice league movie coming ?ut in 2013 >> i've never played wonder woman? no, that wasn't me. she's not a very well endowed

woman. wonder woman has a giant rack. it.ou need >> no, you don't. >> come on. >> linda carter, she had -- >> jammers. geez. >> hey, man. some finea carter had -- man.at's what i'm saying, >> i changed my mind. i changed my mind. you got have -- you.od to see >> coming up -- it too old to is take a shower with your sister or brother. videoss looking at old and i was way too old to be taking a shower with my little sister. videoed it. >> what?

>> we ask her -- >> at what age is too old to take a shower with your sister or brother? >> 6? >> were you doing it at 6? went home and i was investigate, looking at old was way too old to be taking a shower with my little sister and my parents video'd it. --'dur parents video today it? yeah. >> it's weird. we're both in the bath, i didn't like it, although. no although.h, >> in the video, it was kind of cool. i was watching with it my now, we were watching this video. little kid me was like, hey, hey, future wife and my girlfriend got all ooooh you just did.

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nicole violently knocked do tot ground in her designer dress. the moment by moment disaster all caught on camera. lindsey's mom, dina, busted for drunk driving. how loaded was she and did lindsey bail her out? more on the seaside heights inferno. >> we were just on that boardwalk and it is just crazy. now trending, where we just spotted kim and kanye together for the first time in weeks. hugh jackman auditioning to be an "extra" reporter. >> here on the red carpet. how did you feel about doing all those nude scenes? new york fashion week, "extra" style. the stars, the shows, the number one hot color for spring. plus --

>> dancing judge bruno is here for an interview with me today. you will never guess where he found him. bruno? >> el conquistador. this is "extra" from universal studios hollywood, the entertainment capital of l.a. >> welcome to "extra." i'm mario lopez. >> i'm maria menounos. dina lohan arrested for drinking and driving. what she accused the cops of doing during the bust. a lot of drama for that family, glad to one was hurt. first, nicole kidman run down by a paparazzo on a bike p. >> cameras caught the entire head-on collision. jerry has the video and nicole's first words right after. >> smashed, spun around, slammed to the ground. [ bleep ] >> the frightening moment of impact caught on tape! the angry oscar winner threatening to press charges. >> i want to get his name.

>> now "extra" with nicole's first words on her new york paparazzo crash. >> i am. i'm up. i'm walking around, but i was shaken. >> shaken right out of one designer stiletto. the photog laid out on the sidewalk. the oscar winner hobbling into her hotel. her right foot barefoot. and this is how it all went down. nicole in town for fashion week. when one comes racing up the sidewalk on his bike, smacking right into nicole. crashed into nicole kidman! the photog, carl wu, immediately apologizing. >> i'm so sorry, i tried to brake! >> threatening legal action moments after the crash. >> i want to get his name. and press charges. >> paramedics rushed to the hotel. nicole wasn't seriously hurt. and a few hours later walked the calvin klein red carpet. >> i've just left that up to the police and everything. >> this not nicole's first run

in, scolding a snapper at her 2005 "bewitched" premiere. and this is not wu's first star chaser controversy. reportedly shoved by one of gaga's bodyguards after trailing her into a parking garage. >> i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry. >> this time cited for reckless driving, riding his bike on the sidewalk. fortunate this wasn't much worse! >> crazy accident. i'm glad she is okay. >> yeah, and the paparazzi makes it worse. dina was just arrested for dwi. >> pulled over for speeding, kirding to police, she was pretty drunk. we have got the latest. >> her eyes droopy, her lips, almost smirking. this is what point 20 looks like. dina lohan pulling a lindsay lohan, mugging for new york state troopers after being busted for dwi in long island last night. lohan's blood alcohol level twice the legal limit. she reportedly claimed cops hurt her during the arrest but later recanted after paramedics found no injuries. remember, deep nah was accused of being under the influence

during this dr. phil interview. >> let's talk about -- >> are we to camera now, rolling? i'm sorry. okay. >> she denied being drunk, her ex, michael, reacting to dina's new mugshot. >> that hurts to see t as sad as it is, it can work out for her benefit like it did for me, like it did for lindsey and sometimes you have to have that epiphany in your life that arrest or that one experience that will, you know, make you turn it around. >> dina has been bailed out but not by lindsey. she is due back in court later this month. kim and kanye spotted together for the first time in weeks. all new pics. kim-ye snapped checking in on their $11 million bel air dream home. kim, still blonde. her shrinking body after baby in an all-white ensemble for the construction tour. just a terrible scene. the jersey shore boardwalk going up in flames, aj. >> yeah, heartbreaking video. the boardwalk in seaside park just recovering from the damage caused by hurricane sandy and now this.

the fire reportedly started in a custard shop and quickly got out of control, tearing through more than 30 businesses and spreading to seaside heights where "jersey shore" was filmed. snooki taking time from her "dancing with the stars" prep share her emotions. >> they just rebuilt everything and now it's all gone again. they have the worst luck ever. it's so sad. i feel terrible. linda ronstadt just revealed she's battling parkinson's. ♪ >> now the iconic singer sharing her story on "world news with diane sawyer." >> another parkinson's person said life after death isn't the question. it's life before death. so what are you gonna live? how are you gonna do it? >> ronstadt's interview tonight on abc. spent one of the night with the coolest, sweetest guys hollywood, your fellow aussie, hugh jackman. >> good accent. he truly is the best, 15 minutes into the interview, he turned the table on me.

he can work the carpet and the mic. >> here on the red carpet. >> hugh jackman hijacking his own interview. >> one of these days, we'll get rid of this little fence. and we can actually be connected. >> i think we should. that would be amazing. >> we'll be back right after the break with the news? >> actually, you and jake are the story. >> hugh, playing a dad of one of two missing kids. >> we're running out of time. >> jake, the detective out to find them. >> we're considering all possibilities. >> i don't think you are considering all possibilities. >> both guys protective of their real-life loved ones. >> i take pride in that. when you have people that you love enough to feel the sense to want to protect and keep them safe from things. >> hugh and his wife, deborra lee, who have two kids. >> after doing this movie, i'm holding them a little closer, that's for sure. >> it's not really a normal situation, so i do really have to protect in that way as much as i can. my son hates it. he's always hated it. my daughter sometimes loves it, which probably worries me more, >> hugh's wife, his toughest film critic. >> she's very honest with me and always gives it to me straight. that's probably why we've been

together 18 years. no bs. that's our rule. >> jake's rule when it comes to magazine covers? look hot and mysterious. >> what does v-man stand for? >> uh, very, very -- man. >> what are you channeling for this image? >> i was blank. i was vacant. >> this is you vacant? >> you're, like, give me something. if that's you with nothing, give me something. >> i know you guys developed a bit of a bromance. >> yeah. >> he said that you're so nice that you -- >> he pisses lemonade. >> that was my secret. >> no secret about this, "prisoners" in theaters september 20th. hugh is the best and on monday, he joins me here at universal studios hollywood. what his dads think of him the actor and why he couldn't stop punching him in the stomach. now throw it over to mario, another one of our favorite stars. >> i never quite know what to expect when this next guy stops by and that's just the way i like it.

"dancing with the stars" judge bruno tonioli get up here. good to see you, you look good. >> expect the unexpected! >> bruno always one of my favorite stars to interview, he's truly unpredictable. >> i feel like i'm getting impregnated just looking at you. >> well, don't get too close. "dancing with the stars" getting close, a major shakeup for their 17th season, the show coming to you only one night a week, turning the intensity up. this is a new season. it's got a lot of interesting stars and new changes, so what are your thoughts? it's going to be even more exciting than ever.

>> it's much more interactive. the celebrities will be sitting next to the judges, can you imagine? >> oh, there will be so much trouble, so they wont be in that balcony? >> no, that's gone. >> you have two of my former "saved by the bell" castmates on the show. if they take anything from you, they'll be good. leah remini and elizabeth berkley, of course. what do you think of "showgirls"? >> oh, i love it! i'm wearing versace. >> who are you most intrigued to see dance? >> well, you know that but you won't come back. okay, fine, bruno, a little salsa just for you. >> queen latifah, john travolta, "hairspray." bff's re-united! >> you guys are warming up already? >> warming up and sitting down exclusively with "extra"! >> welcome to the queen latifah show! >> giving us the only invite to the set of her new daytime talk show! >> you make up in the morning and go, damn, i am me.

>> dancing, laughing and why john is singing this. then, breaking couples news, john legend and chrissy teigen'sity tallian escape. >> we have got all the details on their weekend wedding. scarlett johansson shows office her engagement sparkler. >> i'll very happy. >> coming up. online now, a sneak peek at tonight's hello ross on e. >> what a lovely couple. >> joey fatone and lance bass talking about their "vma" reunion and lapse's engagement. the previews at extratv.com.

he and queen latifa talked about a song i don't think i will forget. >> queen latifa, john travolta, "hairspray" bffs reunited. warmed up already? warming up and sitting down exclusively with "extra." giving up the only invite to the set of her new daytime talk

show. this is your first guest? >> my first guest. >> exciting. >> pretty huge. >> suspect he gorgeous? >> i'm okay. she is gorgeous. >> this is the perfect collaboration. >> it is wonderful. >> the queen pulling out all the stops for her return to daytime. even bringing jada pinkett smith on board as her executive producer. >> it's great to have people i've been friends with for a long time who i trust. saves me work too, so i can focus on spending time with wonderful people like this guy here. >> i think it's the most exciting thing to happen to daytime television in years! >> you got that? did you get that? >> and get this, her gorgeous new set designed by lenny kravitz! >> really? wow! >> he has unbelievable design skills and he was really able to tap into my vibe. >> now, john being the first interview, did you prepare for this? >> no, we're gonna play it by ear, ya know! >> first question. do you wake up in the morning, and go, "damn i am me"? >> next question? >> gotta be about teamin' up in "hairspray!" >> you don't have to rush off ya know. >> i do, i left my iron on.

one of my favorite moves, after you introduce me to all the food, that little side step we both do? >> oh, i love that! >> i don't know what it is about that simple step, but we both -- >> and it made me laugh every single time we did it. >> both of them cracking up when john brought up his boy, benjamin. >> he's 2 1/2 and he's making up verses, mostly about bathroom stuff. ♪ ♪ my poopie! exactly in the toilet look! ♪ ♪ i poo in the noon i poo in the afternoon and i poo under the moon ♪ >> don't tell me he's a poo crooner! >> we can tell you this, "the queen latifah show" premieres monday! also back on monday, season two of steve harvey's talk show. i saw a preview where he jousts someone inside giant inflatable balls. we gotta get those out here. >> yeah we do. the big rumor now is that my friends john legend and chrissy teigen are getting married this weekend and that their wedding xak a carrot cake? >> not traditional, but i love me some carrot cake. hey it is your wedding, you should be able to do whatever

you want. >> agreed. final countdown to a legendary italian wedding. all new pics, john legend and fiancee chrissy tegen in naples, italy, shooting a sexy new video for the song john wrote about her, "all of me" >> tomorrow they're reportedly for george clooneys.

working with bobby? >> yeah. it was awesome.'s. working with bobby? >> yeah. it was awesome. on my bucket list of actors to work with. >> we'd nice time. at our universal studios hollywood home, patrick wilson and rose burden of proof premiering their supernatural scare fest in "insidious" chapter two. >> guy insane, not for the faint of heart. >> something wrong. >> what made you want to return to this haunting world? >> i felt there's another story in here and let's just go for it. i am so happy to be here with the first lady. >> eva longoria and michelle obama taking over watertown high school in watertown, wisconsin, for the first lady's campaign to get kids to drink more water. >> just catching up, i hadn't seen her since the election. so, what's cuter than beth stern? beth stern holding a kitten, of course. howard's stunning other half with aj in new york, talking about the couple's passion project, north shore animal

league america. >> it's been really rewarding, being a foster parent, i really, really love t. >> find out how you can help at extratv.com. coming up, all new video, princess kate's first red carpet since giving birth. >> her head-to-toe fashion break down and how much she paid for the gown. plus, extra's elar ya baldwin at new york fashion week with every hot trend for spring from clothes to hair to makeup. that's next. i want you to know stuff i don't.

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back here at universal studios hollywood with new video of kate middle top's one-woman fashion show in london last night. >> it was her first red carpet since the baby, of course, her body looks amazing. i actually want to steal her look for next week's emmys. >> you can pull it off. >> it was gorgeous, right? $4,000 jenny packham dress, $750 jimmy choos and that diamond bracelet, a wedding gift from prince charles. >> nice gift. way to go prince. while kate was trend setting in london, our lifestyle coespondent, hilaria baldwin, checking out the latest trends for us at new york fashion week. >> front row seat to fashion week, the ultimate trend report for spring. >> hey, guys, i'm backstage with

rachael zoe. what can we expect today? >> inspiration from 1970 safari and i mixed romantic girly elements with it and sexy rock and roll and sequins. hair just as important as the clothes, moroccan oil's artistic director says the look should translate from run way to real life. >> low braid, brought all the hair back and crisscross t >> one word for the collection, stunning. >> what are the colors, specific trends for the spring we should be looking for? >> white is very big trend. i also feel the shades of red and pink, like kind of mixed with salmony red. >> globally inspired. >> these are the tiles from mexico. >> i see. heavy. >> all glass and crystal. >> workout. >> that much detail, the director of global artisy says simple on the face two different shades on the lips will make you stand out for spring. >> some women are try sthooi wear too much comer on the lips but i thinkou should have fun

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anything for breakfast? how about pancakes? ah, great. we need eggs, butter, milk, syrup, and pancake mix. and while you're out, could you go to the bank, uh, hardware store, and the dry cleaners? i'll just have cereal. come on, ray. well, what do you do all day while i'm at work? i entertain men, ray. come on, ally. great news, ray. you're in. what am i in, and does it wash off? ray... every man has certain moments in life that define who he is in the great circle of... life. tonight, you and i are having such a moment. i'm not getting naked and let you hold me up to the moon, dad. not again.

poker. with me and the boys. no, dad, please. why don't you ask robert? well, your brother's a cop. he's very sensitive about this gambling thing. what if he turns us in? you'd like jail. they have crafts. i don't get it. you--you saying no to me? to your father? dad, i'm not saying no. i just-- i don't wanna go. don't wanna go? after the way you hounded me all those years in high school to play? when did i hound you to play cards with your friends? all right, all right, so we didn't talk much during the high school years. i--i know i kind of lost track of you. i'm sorry. anyway, we got four guys. we need a fifth. come on. no. i hate those guys. all they did was make fun of me. oh, they won't anymore. your head's a normal size now. come on. do it for the old man. oh, please. do i have to? attaboy. attaboy. 10:00 at nemo's.

it's a wild time, ray. better than vegas. food, fun, fast action. hey, the new guy brings the maalox.

hey, nemo, what'd you make tonight? lasagna meatballs. you mean lasagna and meatballs? no, lasagna meatballs. i had to clean out the freezer. health inspector? you want me to talk to him? like you talked to the judge at your divorce trial, garvin? hey, i did ok on that settlement. you're living at the frigging "y." hey, here he is. here's my boy. here i am. hey, ray. ha ha ha! is this it, dad? this everybody? ray, this kavutch says he would only pick change out of a urinal if it was more than a buck.