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mild to moderate nausea and vomiting. the flu comes on fast, so ask your doctor about tamiflu. prescription for flu. hey, guess what. this window doesn't work. i hate rental cars. nothing ever works. window doesn't work, radio doesn't work, and it smells like a cheap hooker, or is that you? give me 10 bucks and find out. so this worked out pretty good-- them giving me an extra ticket. you get a free trip to st. louis. i did my gig. you got to see your sister... and george is picking us up at the airport. get out of here! why? you know that awning outside my building? he's always bragging about his vertical leap, so i bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't touch the awning. what happened? he didn't come within 2 feet of the thing. he's waving at it. so, i told him if he picks us up, he wouldn't have to pay me. hey, how we doing on time? perfect. drop off the car, pick up the shuttle,

walk right on the plane. wait up! wait up! sorry. wait! wait! where you going? uh, jfk. got any small bills for a tip? a 5? give me a 10. $10? we got three bags. pretty big tip. they don't get that much. let's ask him. you can't ask him. we don't have time. two seconds. excuse me? we were having a discussion. we were wondering what you usually get for a tip. depends on the person, depends on the bag. how about people like us? two people like you? i wouldn't expect much. you don't even look like you know what you're doing. seriously. since you asked... usually i get $5.00 a bag. what? that's right. $5.00 a bag? i don't think so.

you asked, i told you. you got some nerve trying to take advantage of us. we're late. thank you very much. you're lucky i don't report you. come on. jfk... honolulu. wait up! see, never be late for a plane with a girl. 'cause a girl runs like a girl with the little steps and the arms flailing out. run like a man. get your knees up! the flight's been canceled? everything into jfk is booked. i have two seats into laguardia, but not together. it's boarding now. we'll take them. we're not sitting together? it's not that long. you'll read. george will be at kennedy. we'll call. there's no time. no time? is there time? we'll call him from the plane. one seat's in first class, and one's in coach. the price is the same.

oh... oh... um... well, uh... i'll take the first-class. jerry. what? why should you get first class? elaine, have you ever flown first class? no. all right. you won't know what you're missing. i've flown first class. i can't go back to coach. i can't. i won't. you flew here coach. yeah, that's a point. i don't care. the plane crashes, everybody in first class is going to die anyway. i'm sure you'll live. third row, right. oh! you're in here, sir. welcome aboard. bon voyage, lainey. excuse me. excuse me, miss. i think you're sitting in my seat. what? 13c. that's me. sorry. thank you.

i never check my bags. can't stand that waiting in the baggage area. great. help me. excuse me. i think you're in my seat. oh, really? my mistake. my mistake. thank you. hey, thanks for coming with me. what made you think you could touch that awning? i confused it with another awning. man... so how we doing on time? i timed this out

so we'd pull up at the terminal exactly 17 minutes after their flight is supposed to land. that gives them enough time to deplane, pick up their bags, and be walking out as we roll up. it's a thing of beauty. i cannot express to you the feeling i get from a perfect pickup. what are you doing? what are you getting on the long island expressway for? this is a suicide mission! relax! jeez! i had it perfectly timed out-- the grand central, the van wyck. you've destroyed my whole timing! this is the best way. if i miss them, i lose my 50 bucks. there's no traffic at this time. really? if anything, we'll probably get there early. i'll have a chance to go to the duty-free shop. the duty-free shop? duty-free is the biggest sucker deal in retail. you know how much duty is? duty. yeah, duty. do you know how much duty is?

no, i don't know how much duty is. nothing. it's like sales tax. i'd still like to stop at the duty-free shop. ♪ i like to stop at the duty-free shop ♪ ♪ i like to stop at the duty-free shop ♪ ♪ i like to stop at the duty-free shop ♪ he says, "squeeze your breasts together." i say, "i thought this was an ad for shoes." oh, my. is that the new esquire? yeah. turn to page 146. wow! coming out of the shower. it's a good thing they gave you that washcloth to cover yourself up. what is this an ad for? see those wrinkled jeans slung over the chair, way in the background, out of focus? aha...

how does it look on your side? yeah. oh, yeah... we'll get there. look at this. he's sleeping, and i have to go to the bathroom. maybe he'll wake up soon. what if my kidneys burst? is it worth it not to wake this man up to damage a major organ? i hope this disgusting slob appreciates what i'm doing for him. [snapping gum] yeah, make a little more noise with your gum. that's helpful. they're not here. you cost me 50 bucks. you run like a girl. run like a man. lift your knees. we're wasting our time here. we're 1/2 hour late. they probably took it off the board already. there it is. "133." and it's canceled. canceled? do i still get credit for the pickup? i was here. let's go check.

there it is, honey. "gate 18a, 8:30." did you see that guy? no. what guy? he was standing right here. no. go to the ticket counter. i'll go pick up a copy time magazine. there's supposed to be a blurb about jerry. i think he mentioned me. i know that guy. yeah... got to get my time magazine. never miss it. get it. let's get out. hey! hey! i was going to take that. oh, gee, i'm sorry. i got here first. i don't care. i want the magazine. you don't understand. there's a blurb about me in this. a blurb? you're a blurb! check out the cover, idiot. i want the magazine! uh, no. know what i would do to you if i wasn't restrained? but you are, blanche. you are in the shackles. little son of a... oh, i can't wait to read time magazine.

last copy, too. maybe i'll read it tomorrow in the park. supposed to be a beautiful day. have a nice life... sentence, that is. oh, you miserable... they're on a different flight. they're scheduled to land in 1/2 hour at laguardia. all right, come on. where do i know him from? come on. wake up, you human slug. wake up! wake up! i can't hold it anymore. excuse me. i've got to go to the bathroom. oh, sheesh... i've got to go. i'm sorry. can you move that? would you move your seat up, please? hey! aah! aah!

oh, my, that is refreshing. mmm. would you care for some slippers? sounds lovely. thank you. you're welcome. thank you very much. may i? please. why, it's a perfect fit. you must be cinderella. my name is not mentioned in this blurb. that's it. it's grossbard. can you believe this? i'm not in this. i knew that face looked familiar. it's grossbard. who's grossbard? when i lived on 3rd avenue and 18th 20 years ago, my roommate was always behind in his rent. one month, he asked me to loan him his share of the rent-- 240 bucks. he took the cash and-- pfft! disappears. i tried to find him. i went to his girlfriend's house, even his family. never got that money back. he screwed me! and that's the guy-- john grossbard!

kramer, come on. it was 240 bucks 20 years ago. i'm going to turn around and get that guy. you cannot turn around. let go. you cannot abandon people in an airport pickup! it's a binding social contract! we... we must go forward... not back. tia, did you see all the flowers in that bathroom? it's like an english garden in there. they're beautiful. they're gardenias, mostly. didn't i smell lilac? yes, there are a few of those, too. it's almost overwhelming. ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. due to equipment problems on the runway at laguardia, we've been instructed by the tower to reroute and land at jfk.

we apologize for any inconvenience. what did he say? what? well...you're not going to believe it. what? they've rerouted back to kennedy. let's go. we got 45 minutes. listen to the bell, grossbard. it tolls for thee. so my only makeup?story betrue match.n. with 33 shades, l'oreal's technology matches your skin's tone and undertone. there's only one true match for me. true match from l'oreal.

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well, nobody told me that. look. this plane is full. i got a lot of people to serve. now, please. you'll just have to wait. there it is, gate 46. plenty of time. grossbard's plane leaves in 10 minutes. there's still time to catch him. how? he probably boarded the plane already. quick. your credit card. my credit card? the card. don't ask any questions. not unless you tell me what it's for. for a ticket to get on that flight. you'll spend more for the ticket than you'll get from grossbard! i'm going to get my money, get off the plane, get your ticket refunded. it won't cost you a dime. come on, give me the card. this is a great idea. here, use this one. i get frequent-flyer miles with every purchase. yeah. wait a minute, wait a minute. get two tickets. as long as you're returning it for the refund, i'll get double the bonus miles.

yes. yes. excuse me. sorry to disturb you. i got stuck in the aisle. the flight attendant wouldn't let me get through. that cart blocks everything. you're not supposed to get up during food service. i'll try and remember that! oh... where's my meal? he asked me. you were gone so long, i thought you switched seats. excuse me. excuse me. um, i didn't get a meal. are you sure? yes, i'm sure. i would know if a tray of food had been served to me. would you? yes! well, the only meal left is a kosher meal. a kosher meal? i don't want a kosher meal. i don't even know what a kosher meal is. it's means a rabbi's inspected it or something. no, it has to do with the way they kill the pig. come on, they don't eat pigs. they do if it's killed right--