to the desire to cry. come on.let's pick . who was it w finallybea? yeah. who was that? of course. the first of the manyra. got him withmy ray-man spin bal. voom! yeah. dad wasso, so sad. yeah. that was great. i didn't have to play ping-pong. you talking about playingpi? i always hated that. he made my raymond cry. ah! i didn't cry. oh, honey. your bigbrown ey, the little sniffles. you were so precious. i was not. ah, raymond. i'm glad he finallylet you . what?

now, how wouldyou aa like a bedspreadmad? no, no, ma, ma.i beat dad, ok? i beat him.don't you remember? when i was in eighth grade?it w, and i came home,and i put my sn, and i hada fluffer-nutter. i remember. i rememberthe fluffr because i thoughtit would help . but after i won,i realized it had nothing to dowith the fl. ma? whatever you say,dear. so, dad let you win. interesting. no, he didn't. no, he did not.it was me, pal. i was on.i was on that day. raymond: dad? sorry, ma. what? where'rey? can't miss this! hey, dad, i wannaask you someth. i'm watching here. hey, dad? the last time youplayed, did you let raybeat you? yeah. quiet. robert: ah! you did not, dad! hey, gimme that! dad, i beat you. don't you rememberthe ray-man s?

ray, i learnedto pla from koreans. you thinksome punk s gonna actuallybeat ? no, dad, you weretrying to win. you werei'm a damn fine actor. i saw your facewhen i won. you mean this face? i'm so sadand weak . ray's spinning ball. you let me win? morning, sunshine. now can i watch tv? you never let me win. you never cried. i didn't cry. you cried. i want a rematch. i'd be all for it

a man out of you,hag left the barn.has le robert: yeah. yeah, well, that horseis gonna . win back then,on.if you let me you should have no problembeati? unless... what are you saying? it's what i'm nook, tough guy. you're on. good. you got the balls? yeah. don't worryabout me, pal,? oh, yeah. we gotta buysome ball. tomorrow then. tomorrow. can i play winner?

[ping-pong ball bouncing] ray, come on! you're still up? no. now i'm up. you know-- you know whatwould be l? if you hit the balldirectly. come on. come to bed. sorry. no sexbefore. yeah, that's nota problem. . i need to practice. i need to sleep, honey. i gotta take the kids to the doctorin the morng, and theni need to see a lawyer about divorcing you. you know what?this . you canhelp me here. whole gamemy fathers mouthing off.,so jut just call me nancy. ray. no. no, nancy.or sa.

or pansy.pansy's al. this shouldn't bethat big o. your father has alwaysgiven. you should beused to it by . i am. look,the thing is this. i beat him, ok, and ialways had. if i didn't reallywin that game, if i didn't beat him,then i don, i'm just 12 years oldcrying in . i thought a ballhit. you wanna talkabout? no! no, i would like you to support me on this. why? oh, nothing i dois important, r? i'm just hereto support you. "oh, ray, you gotta stick upfor. "ray, your parentsare bothering. ray, your parentsare in my face" yeah, ok. but the minutei need - you're pathetic. all right, forget it. no, come on,com. all right.you're pathetic, nanc. oh, yeah, yeah,yeah.

yeah, look at you. you're soft, you're weak. yeah, this is good. yeah. oh,you're a crybaby. easy. sorry. people have been daring them to clean up tough messes. my fans think a paper towel can't handle this. ♪ that is tough when wet. [ peggy ] grab viva and break the rules on all your tough messes.

[ peggy ] grab viva and break the rules that your fatheris a very sore . but when he wins,he's a gloatin. here. i brought yosome lasagnafor str. thanks, mom. maybe afterthe game. sandwich.da flufferr hey, i want you to know, ray.i'. oh, thanks, robert. don't get all choked up. it's more of an anti-dad thingt. hear ye, hear ye. will all womenand childn please retreatto a safe? except for my little girl, raymond.

one butt-shellacking coming up. go get him, dad. what the hell's that? i got caught upin the h. marie, get a mop,'cause after i, the floor's gonnabe soaked with. yeah, but they'rego, 'cause it's gonnabe. if it's my funeral,how could i ? nice try. i thought itwas goo. ooh, look, ray'sgot a cheerleade warn me when you'regonna do a s. all right,here's the ball. let's keep it clean.no biti. volley for serve? no, go ahead.you ta. thank you.zero serving zero.

ray can kiss my rear-o. come on. the voodoo. yeah, ok. point, dad. [humming] maybe you should takea bite. i'm fine. i'm fine. then take a biteoutta this. one serving zip. i see a quiveringlower lip. point, dad. [humming] i haven't danced this muchsince. yeah, it's like. just hitthe dam. 2 servi nada. i'm ashamed to behis fadda. ow! point, dad! you did that on purpose. robert.idn't.ho, don't tell your brother to shut up.

just serve, dad. l right. point, dad. hee hee hee. that timei didn't . yeah, all right.com. does it, robert?ctlysound like , i don't believe so, dad. point, dad. all right,a. no, no, no.fight back. talk dirtyto your fathe. what? say ass. come on, ray. you gonna talksom? no. i don't know. off your scalp.y the that's a good one,r. 'cause you're bald.

take all the skinoff my head. it still wouldn'tcover ray's no. yeah, well,i wish y, to smell your headne without the skinon . what's thatsupposed to mean? it means.shut up.tht i don't like that. you, too. sorry. sorry! i actually liked youon the othe, because the tilt of the basemen. your serve, nancy. oh, nancy. too bad.. point, dad.

damn it! heh heh heh heh. if you have a pointin you, 7-nothing, game over.ut,'cause , skunkity skunk skunk skunk. ray, are you crying? i'm not crying. i see moisture, crybaby. it's sweat,all ? just leave meal. boo hoo hoo hoo. zero serving 6. you're fat,and . robert: point, match, dad. you know, i gottahand it to you. that's the besti've ever seen y. i almost had to usemy good hand. ha ha ha ha ha ha. lemonade, marie. now you knowwhat it.

what? now you knowwhat ite when someonelets yo. [gasps] what are you saying? nothing.i let y. no, you didn't. i could tellyou were trying to . ok, all right. yeah, i know people. i know how they act.you were no. oh, what,you mean t? you mean this?damn ! ahh! like that? that's it! we'regoing again rig. ray: no, no! come on. serve. does it, robert?esn'tso, i don't know whati'm supposed t. you admit thati beat you right . i wouldif it was tr. come on. serve the damn ball! no! do what i say! no, i'm not!

[door slams] there you go.no? raymond, that was terrible. what? you can't take a man'sdignity a. dignity? dad? come on. the man mows his lawnin. and heleans his earwith. and he rhymed zerowith . so, ma, a quick game? you know,i wanna say one thing. or played anything,layed ping-p, you've always been... better? a jerk. a jerk? i'm not a jerk. i'm a survivor!

no, jerk,i think, works. let me tell yousome. when i came backfro, i had no money,no s. sure, i was goodwit, but you can't putth. it puts people off! i had nothing! you had mom. sorry. i workedat a restau, a meat-packingplant, a bowling alley, and they all endedty with the samelame-a. broketoo many dishe. too slowwith the gi. i'm sorry. you'vebed by a machine thatro. you were an accountant. yeah, by the timeyo, i was an accountant. not evenan accounta. bookkeeper. so? so what?that's a good caree.

that's a job! you thinki liked it? sitting thereall da? then the traffic,th. that is life! and you gotto be tog i triedto show you . with...ping-pong? i was goodat ping-p. i never lost a game. so this is allfor my own good-- the taunting, the trash talk,th. all that is to help me. you're welcome. so if you were tryingto help me, then why'd westop playing? i did? because you beat me. yeah.

you didn't let me win? no. well, look. if itmakes you feel, you just beat me. you're just. no, i'm not. it's true. i was trying my bestdown there, and you skunked me. i knew it! i'm stillnumber. [hums] all, right, dad.what about the e and you tryingto make me better? meant every word. ok. so, anotherlesson, right? watch and learn. [humming] they top it off with sweet honey and a kick of cracked black pepper in their signature honey pepper sauce. and they top that top off with crispy fried jalapenos and onions. and to top the top of that top off, it's on their famous 2 for $20 menu.

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man, your building swings. i have to go out to meet people. yeah? where do you go? you know, wherever, around. yeah, i've never really gotten into that bar scene. well, maybe you're going to the wrong bars. where do you hang out? uh, mostly over at that place, uh, what's it called? um...my brother's house. you are in a rut. i'm not. no, i'm just sick of the dating thing, you know.

gotta wear a nice shirt, do that get-to-know-you stuff, talk about your family. that's where i usually lose 'em. i'm meeting with some people tonight. you want to go alolong? no, thanks. i, uh, already committed to something else. you did not. i did, too, i actually have dinner plans. with who? my friends. i've got friends. you're not the only person with friends. who are you having dinner with? you know, the--the guys: mike, geoff... you mean michael and geoffrey, your little nephews? oh, you--you remembered their names.

so judy,well, we don't. i diuh, i mean, we didn't. guys hung out. well, actually, this is the first thing we're doing outside of work, other than target practice. [doorbell rings] uh, that's probably her. huh.

well, this is nice, huh? yeah, we're gonna be alone. what are they, furniture? wow! you ready? uh, i don't know. what are we doing? going to etta's. have i met etta? etta's is a club. oh, club. hey, judy, come on in. yeah, come on in. look at you. hey, hey, have you seen her? she's all sparkly. yeah, so? so i don't look right. i'm afraid that's the hand you were dealt. my clothes, raymond. i thought this was going to be casual. if everyone's gonna be all dressed up, i--i'm not gonna go. no, you gotta go. why? 'cause it'snot nicel when people areexpe.

you're right. ok, it'snot fair . yeah, yeah, her, too.co. you'll have fun, man,you'll hav. okey-dokey! judy: ok. let's, uh, roll. all right, be careful. have a good time. ok, see you later. oh, hello there,judy. hi. hey, how are you? johns or something?t no, dad, we'rej. going out? isn't that nice? nice to see you,mrs. barone, mr. well... good night.

is there somethingyou wanted? you know, they'reju. they're not datingo. i mean, no, that's fine. were dating,t wouldn'tmy right, frank? she's a very niceyoung . were dating.a matterof y i'd be very happyfor th. this has been going on,g happy this whole time.en yeah, even thoughshe's black, r? is she black?

[music plays] hey! come on! boy, it--it's crowded. yeah, this place is on! what's the matter? in social situations.i'd you'll fit right in.be yourself, hey, what'shappening, judy? what's up, boo?this. rob, rob,what's up, dog? hi, there...boo. at, wrong? no, no, you cool.yo.

hey, sareesa,where ? you know how it is.in',just, i know, trying toma. mm-hmm! or whatever. this is robert. hi. he's my partner. really?got your cuffs? calm down, sareesa,. listen, um... i'm not surethis is my.. milieu. don't youlike d? yeah. yeah,in the kitch. i'm kinda likea kitchen. ooh, listen to that! i hear it. all right, then. uh, you know, i had3 or 4 pork . well, i want to dance,h?

your friend,your partne, and your escortfor the evening wants to get on deck. i'm feeling it.come on. no, no. come on. no. or what?!ome on!are you gonna k, all right,i'll kick. all right, let'ssee what you go. come on, come on. come on.you goit, u got it. you got it. that's right. yes! yes, you got it. yes! yes! yes. whoo! whoo!

go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! go, robert! now, that's cool.let's loosen i. people have been daring them to clean up tough messes. myans think a paper towel can't handle this.